He’d make a fine addition to the luggage collection
94
ElbowDroppedLasagne2 days ago
+32
You have a collection!?!
32
shibiwan2 days ago
+10
Ewww. Nobody wants wrinkly orange luggage that smells like soiled diapers.
10
fenikz132 days ago
+19
The implication being Dennis has thought of the smell…
19
Jnal19882 days ago
+25
You haven’t thought of the smell you b****
25
Comfortable-Title7202 days ago
+21
Dennis?
21
Xfuck1tX2 days ago
+46
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
46
Cheesypoofxx2 days ago
+22
Soooo doooo…
22
Aggravating_Bat36182 days ago
+5
None of this makes any sense!!!
5
Comfortable-Title7202 days ago
+10
Not going to lie. He tells it like it is. Really speaks to the common man. He can have a go at my underage daughter
10
Syhkane2 days ago
+6
He just says what we're all thinking, so brave.
6
ignatious__reilly2 days ago
+44
This was always what was going to happen.
Trump was never going to allow Vance to announce an end to the war
Trump would never allow somehow else to take credit for an announcement of that size
44
LateralEntry2 days ago
+13
Islamabad is probably ok but Karachi is the smelliest place I ever visited
13
felixfortis12 days ago
+12
It's Islamabad not I-smell-a-bad.
12
JustWordsSnowflake2 days ago
+67
There’s 0 chance he goes to Islamabad.
67
JustToViewPorn2 days ago
+15
What’s next in your goal to break everyone’s hopes and dreams? You going to kick a kid with cancer’s puppy?
15
Whisky_Colonic2 days ago
+91
And go from Islamabad to Islamaworst.
91
Brixmis512 days ago
+6
10/10
6
UseBackground23702 days ago
+3
The word "abad", at least in Persian, means prosperous. I thought you were talking about that then realized English speakers look at this and see "a bad".
As a muslim by force (Iranians) I don't think Islam can get any worse.
But we'll see ig.
3
twitterfluechtling2 days ago
+162
Didn't they put a bounty on his head?
https://www.fdd.org/in_the_news/2025/07/12/iran-claims-40m-bounty-raised-on-president-trump/
I mean, if he wants to go, I would be the last to advise against it...
162
Few-Hair-53822 days ago
+33
Are they Crowdfunding it? Won't take long to hit the target.
33
ohnodamo2 days ago
+10
As long as there's no return ticket I'll kick in!
10
rabidstoat2 days ago
+21
Islamabad is in Pakistan, not Iran.
And I seriously doubt the Iranians would try to kill him in Islamabad.
21
ButterscotchTop1942 days ago
+10
Pakistan are the mediators. Iran officials would be there too. Obviously.
10
Cutsdeep-2 days ago
+3
islamabad is in pakistan
3
cnh2n2homosapien2 days ago
+10
Layover to Moscow.
10
Brave_Nerve_68712 days ago
+4
I think he may not come back
4
jimjimjimjaboo2 days ago
+6
are you threatening us with a good time?
6
joshspoon2 days ago
+5
Trump has got to be considered Haram.
5
GeriatricHippo2 days ago
+4
That's asking a lot. They coudn't even handle having Vance around for 12 hours before telling him to go the f*** home.
4
terry471472 days ago
+5
...and all of his administration, as well?
5
pixeltackle2 days ago
+1838
> "If a deal is signed in Islamabad I may go," Trump said.
Seems like a lie?
> "They want me."
Definitely a lie
1838
WeddingPKM2 days ago
+564
I think there is some truth to Iran wanting him there. It’s the same reason Marshall Kim Jung Un wanted to meet with him, optics. You’ve made the American leader travel to you, there is some power in that.
564
Dragon61722 days ago
+340
Chance they can get a photo of him saluting one of their generals
340
Metalloid_Maniac_2 days ago
+105
Well he doesn't learn from his mistakes so yeah, odds are it will happen again
105
clycoman2 days ago
+16
They should do the meeting on a solar eclipse day, he'll be saluting their generals while stairing directly at the eclipse.
16
mrbear1202 days ago
+26
I wholeheartedly believe they could set up a missile launch button that sends a missile straight into a US base and tell him he will be the bravest most strongest president ever if he blew up his own base as a show of power and theres at least a 60% chance he slaps that thing like an x-factor judge.
26
10thousndreflections2 days ago
+10
And a 90% chance he keeps his still living MAGA base.
10
intelminer2 days ago
+5
He'd hand over the launch codes for a f****** chocolate medal
5
Possible-Nectarine802 days ago
+9
Chance to bring the parents of the 175 Iranian children killed by US military and demand an apology and reparations.
9
hypnogoad2 days ago
+9
They'll probably even get him to say Marg bar Âmrikâ
9
La-li-lu-le-lo862 days ago
+35
Hmmm if I ordered the strikes that killed the current leaders family and disfigured him I wouldn't be anywhere near any of his diplomats.....
It's not like Iran has any reason to NOT use diplomacy as a trap for revenge
35
SharpenedStone2 days ago
+13
I mean I hate that sack of shit just as much as everyone else, but I don't want that. As cathartic as it sounds, I can't imagine that leading to ANYTHING even remotely good via sustainable life on the planet
13
La-li-lu-le-lo862 days ago
+6
Never said I wanted it but just that the thought of it happening should be considered, which the president clearinf thinksnis impossible. But the folks in charge of his security are mostly likely considering it before agreeing to any meeting with the president
6
twitterfluechtling2 days ago
+7
> I think there is some truth to Iran wanting him there.
Seems there are 40 million reasons to want him there...
https://www.fdd.org/in_the_news/2025/07/12/iran-claims-40m-bounty-raised-on-president-trump/
7
NatAttack509322 days ago
+12
There was only power with Kim because we met them on their side of the DMZ. He had an American president step into NK. Big PR win
Pakistan is a major US ally though. Not remotely the same
12
WeddingPKM2 days ago
+7
That’s not true. They met in Singapore and Vietnam before the DMZ trip. Yes having Trump enter the DPRK was valuable, but it was an added bonus.
7
NatAttack509322 days ago
+5
I'd argue that getting him there was the whole point.
5
WeddingPKM2 days ago
+5
I’d argue the reason was to raise North Korea’s status from a country that is seen as backwards to a place taken seriously on the global stage. Meeting with the American president at all means you were taken seriously, more so when you cause the American president to travel for the meeting. You are correct the pinnacle of this is having the American leader visit your nation, which they did achieve, but that wasn’t necessary for the mission they were trying to achieve.
North Korea wanted those meetings so they could look like more than a Chinese and Russian vassal, but instead as a country which determines its own fate. I’m sure they also hoped direct talks could cause Trump to do something rash, like dropping sanctions as well.
5
Twodogsonecouch2 days ago
+3
Theres totally power in that. It will be we won president acknowledges us. Its everything he told the iranian people he wouldnt do. Its a moronic political move on many levels. Its also a suckers move basically. So it might really happen.
3
punkindle2 days ago
+38
We want you... to stand on this red X.
38
pixeltackle2 days ago
+5
They say X is a great platform and many people say red is the best color!
5
TransplantedSconie2 days ago
+3
*giant ACME safe hangs by a thread being slowly burned*
3
HoboSkid2 days ago
+24
Are you kidding me? He will then have solved ELEVEN wars so far. Some people are saying he's the greatest peacemaker, even greater than Jesus.
24
the_last_0ne2 days ago
+9
Dude, keep up, we hate the pope and Jesus now, stupid pacifists. We only like strong people who start wars.
9
Greycloak422 days ago
+18
Here's a test:
Is he speaking?
Yes: He's lying
No: He's thinking about lying
18
pixeltackle2 days ago
+14
> He's thinking
I was with you until this part 😉
14
Wurm422 days ago
+5
Islamabad absolutely doesn't want Trump there. They don't want the security nightmare, apart from however they feel about him personally.
But Trump hates letting anyone else get the spotlight. If there is a peace deal, he wants to be there for the cameras.
And besides, he'll say that ending a war that he started means he should get the Nobel Peace Prize.
5
smurfsundermybed2 days ago
+2
Every delegation: "please! Stay home! We don't want you to miss any golf. We can do the signing via fax."
2
killerkadugen2 days ago
+2
Oh, they want him alright
2
PodricksPhallus2 days ago
+2
You think the country that nominated him for a Nobel Peace Prize doesn’t want him there?
2
domine182 days ago
+2
They want him in range. You know what go right ahead Trump.
2
mazdiggle2 days ago
+2
exactly, its non-serious at best. We really gotta start acting accordingly.
2
theweirdball2 days ago
+677
Oh please do, they love you down there!
677
Atreyisx2 days ago
+220
Yes. Walk amongst the people in the streets…please. I beg.
220
Chainz4Dayz2 days ago
+86
They'd love it even more if he dressed as Jesus! Only you can heal them Mr. Trump!
86
Adultery2 days ago
+37
It’s Dr. Trump now
37
WetLoophole2 days ago
+14
He should dress up as Muhammad
14
manbeardawg2 days ago
+5
No he needs to do that in Tehran.
5
HotSauce29102 days ago
+11
What do yall think Pakistan is like lol
11
Master-Monk-86902 days ago
+12
Make sure the secret service give you space to sign autographs and mingle with crowds, since you're the most popular president ever.
12
Thurak02 days ago
+6
Maybe he should also visit the neighbouring country to the north west of Pakistan. Surely he will be welcome there.
Just a light e*****, nothing will happen to him, there are three carriers just nearby to protect him.
6
smurf-vett2 days ago
+337
Quick change the locks on the WH
337
shasaferaska2 days ago
+101
Change the locks on the country...
101
ReactionJifs2 days ago
+34
revoke his passport
34
Eclipse4343432 days ago
+388
Pakistan, if you want to keep him away, tell him it’s pronounced islamobama. Right now he is like wow islam bad that sounds great
388
TheRiverOtter2 days ago
+85
Don’t you mean Obamabad?
85
djanes3762 days ago
+35
Islamobamabad
35
buff_butler2 days ago
+11
In Pakitansuit?
11
Kyr-Shara2 days ago
+156
islamabad is how he describes anywhere with muslims
156
humboldt772 days ago
+18
He just drops the middle a.
18
Kyr-Shara2 days ago
+4
that's his usual slur
(his slurred speech)
4
edki72772 days ago
+3
- Sir we are going to a place with Muslims.
- is it where they eat cats and dogs?
- no Sir, that is Michigan, we are going to Islamabad.
3
Itchywasabi2 days ago
+44
He’ll rename it IslamaGOOD. Why would he go to a place called IslamaBAD????
44
P_ZERO_2 days ago
+35
I’m talking about a little place called Islamagood. I call it Islamagood. Pretty smart don’t you think? A lot of people are calling it that now. It used to be Islamabad but we took over and we turned it around so now it’s Islamagood. Wonderful place. Beautiful. Might be even better with a big beautiful Trump hotel there. Maybe we can figure something out. John? Where’s John? Oh there’s John. John what do you think, you think we could get a Trump hotel in Islamagood? He’s a great guy.
35
Koala_eiO2 days ago
+5
Those imitations never get old! The cadence is perfect.
5
Stifffmeister112 days ago
+4
I am Reading this in trump voice
4
epicredditdude12 days ago
+231
So basically his plan is to sit back and relax while negotiators do all the hard work and then once they come up with a deal he’s going to go to Islamabad and take all the credit.
231
havok19802 days ago
+138
Or completely f*** everything up
138
hoppertn2 days ago
+21
Sign on the wrong line… again.
21
x4nter2 days ago
+8
With a thick sharpie.
8
legomaniac892 days ago
+11
That's an "and", not an "or"
11
theguy13362 days ago
+15
They're sending thousands of troops to the ME right now aren't they? So this might all just be fake acting.
15
humboldt772 days ago
+15
I mean… that’s like normal politician behavior.
15
mechalenchon2 days ago
+4
Just this weekend JD cocked the negotiations up in Islamabad (I mean, of course) while Pedonald was at a UFC event with the secretary of state.
24/7 clown show.
4
Wyrmnax2 days ago
+5
Thats how it usually works, really.
Lots of conversations and negotiations through back channels to get to a term that is acceptable for both sides. Leaders are only there when its time to sign the deal.
5
MentokGL2 days ago
+32
He's standing by to accept a bribe
32
IronBoomer2 days ago
+26
I doubt we’ll see him leave the continental US much anymore, and less and less out of DC except to Florida.
He is not a well man, and I doubt they want to be far from medical facilities that they can’t control public access to.
26
SnuffleWarrior2 days ago
+24
Hopefully they do a tit for tat for their leader.
24
Whitefalll2 days ago
+21
Things are about to go from Islamabad to Islamaworse.
21
Reverand_Buttcheeks2 days ago
+3
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
3
yankdevil2 days ago
+49
I'd like him to go to The Hague.
49
SuperDoubleDecker2 days ago
+14
This is all insanity.
There is no possible way that the US gains anything from these attacks. Now it's a matter of trying to minimize losses and blockages.
One of the worst political moves in history is just to distract from the epstein files. And we're gonna go right back to them. We will have elections and we will get people on that will do something about this bullshit.
14
mhemp102 days ago
+11
Don’t come back!
11
jfjfjfpdpd69692 days ago
+9
Isn’t Pakistan where that Trump look alike that sings and sells pudding is from?
9
2beatenup2 days ago
+8
Dude… you can’t say things a leave us hanging.
https://youtube.com/shorts/udH47lNiNqE?si=CqhmddpvYb0m11Bb
8
dragon_idli2 days ago
+3
Make Kulfi Great Again.
3
Mindless_Tonight35192 days ago
+8
Forever?
8
nativeridge_2 days ago
+13
Just go to hell, directly to hell do not pass GO
13
Fearless_Ad_54702 days ago
+7
So which country was the first to withdraw from the nuclear agreement negotiations?
7
Yeeeoow2 days ago
+7
It won't be reached.
He won't go.
A democrat in 2028 will need to fix this.
Like the last two middle east wars. Started by republicans and fixed by democrats.
7
KE552 days ago
+5
So why isn't the self-proclaimed "greatest negotiator/dealmaker in the world" leading the negotiations?
5
bryans_alright2 days ago
+4
No he won't. He has a target on his back from the Middle East. I believe he won't go to China either. Wait for the excuses.
4
FnordRanger_52 days ago
+6
He should fucken go regardless
Right now. Go to Islamabad, Trump. Go!
6
EpsteinFiIes2 days ago
+5
Why would Biden make him do this!?!?
5
UUMD2 days ago
+16
Ok. But remember.
Stopping the war is not a victory.
You need to show that your destruction and turmoil were worth *getting a better deal than Obama's Iran deal that was already in place.*
I'll hold my breath.
16
Rhoeri2 days ago
+4
Hope he stays there.
4
Blueberry_H3AD2 days ago
+5
Don’t come back
5
Mallyix2 days ago
+4
Can he stay there.
4
uberduck2 days ago
+4
I'd pay for his flight to go there
4
PsychologicalFox83212 days ago
+4
He should go sign a deal in Tehran instead.
4
Soft_Walrus_36052 days ago
+4
Journalists reporting every lamebrained idea this guy utters is the cause of all of this insanity.
4
Apopletic_Disbelief2 days ago
+5
Wouldn't it be a real Reverse Uno card if he went there and was then arrested for war crimes by the ICC
5
kcpistol2 days ago
+3
Change the locks.
3
Dzotshen2 days ago
+8
Doesn't he already have several Iranian bounties on his head, especially after killing a high ranking officer
8
Pottopher2 days ago
+3
When he's leaves let's change the locks on the door!
3
Aretirednurse812 days ago
+3
They can keep him.
3
illinformed-will2 days ago
+3
''deal is about to be reached''
Third time's the charm
3
Topcake9772 days ago
+3
Please walk into that hornet’s nest and never return!
3
Ok-Abbreviations5432 days ago
+3
There won’t be a deal until the Iranians get American Regime Change.
3
NeedleworkerNo34292 days ago
+3
he won't go there
3
MoreHakkaka2 days ago
+3
After all the work is done he wants to waltz in and take the credit
3
Grandviewsurfer2 days ago
+3
Oh that's a good idea. I support that.
3
Appetitus_Nihil_More2 days ago
+3
First and only time I agree with him. Please do that.
3
bendalazzi2 days ago
+3
Permanently?
3
IntentionFalse88222 days ago
+3
He only wants to do this because clearly he still thinks he has a chance at the Nobel peace prize. A week after we all stayed up late to see if he was going to use nukes to wipe out a civilisation. The man is an idiot.
3
Deatheturtle2 days ago
+3
Start a collection now to pay them to keep him.
3
madumi_mike2 days ago
+3
Hey Iran?
3
Elegant_Emu9522 days ago
+3
Everything Trump says is a lie.
Does he think his nasty presence will entice them? Trump is such an idiot.
3
finnicko2 days ago
+3
It's dangerous for him to go
He should go.
3
angrytomato212 days ago
+3
Something about all of this seems fishy. They’re sending more troops to the Middle East. I rather look at their actions than what they say. Talk is c****.
3
WebHead12872 days ago
+3
Dude has super dementia
3
lovingkindness3012 days ago
+3
It’s already a bad look Vance shows up without details being hashed out on a resolution. He wants this done badly to save face tho so we’ll see.
And Kushner and whoever else is negotiating needs to be sidelined. Put State Department, backed by intelligence and nuclear experts. They’re so dumb.
3
Nateh8sYou2 days ago
+3
You know wha I actually think this is a great idea. Go to anywhere in the ME, and just chill and see what happens…
3
MidLifeCrysis752 days ago
+3
Is he planning on staying permanently? If so, I’m 100% on board. 👍
3
Ok_Practice14722 days ago
+3
If they keep him don't think America will protest
3
Steppyjim2 days ago
+3
No he won’t. He doesn’t even know where it is
3
Mother_Airline_62762 days ago
+3
Fuckin stay there, dawg.
3
orion39992 days ago
+3
Can we change the locks while he is gone?
3
Presently_Absent2 days ago
+3
Yes. Please go. It's totally safe.
3
narayan772 days ago
+3
He is already there, here is the proof
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18FabxcA714](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18FabxcA714)
3
Mike-SBA2 days ago
+3
Will he visit Saudi Arabia to check up his assets hidden there ?
3
National-Law-4582 days ago
+2
Look at me!!! Look at me!!!
2
Wonderful_Confusion42 days ago
+2
I think he was trying to say Islam is bad? That’s got to be it?
2
Supersaiyansub2 days ago
+2
To shit on their chairs?
2
stitiousnotsuper2 days ago
+2
Forever? Ok
2
bongohappypants2 days ago
+2
Will he stay there, please?
2
Angelic_Doom2 days ago
+2
I will chip in for his flight right now.
2
CrossP2 days ago
+2
This is not news. This is deeply unimportant.
2
terry471472 days ago
+2
Can we just move on to the Cuba thing? They've got some cool old '50's and early '60's cars!
2
Weissritters2 days ago
+2
Gotta have something for the markets by the time
It opens next week
2
AbraxasTuring2 days ago
+2
Uh, is the Strait open? No. Did Iran agree to hand over the enriched uranium and submit to inspections? No. WTF is this guy smoking?
2
ThatsAllFolksAgain2 days ago
+2
The only place I want him to go is Guantanamo Bay
2
Iamanimite2 days ago
+2
He ain't going no where. Coward.
2
ElPuppyNation2 days ago
+2
As a felon, is he even allowed to travel freely? Like, does he needs a diplomat visa or something?
2
blackcain2 days ago
+2
He's not gonna do shit.
2
SourFix2 days ago
+2
Not a chance in hell.
2
hopeful73212 days ago
+2
Promise?? Can they arrest IT and turn IT over to The Hague for War crimes and human rights violations? PRETTY PLEASE!!
2
Old_Badger3112 days ago
+2
He won’t go anywhere except his WH bedroom to watch tv, his taxpayer funded plane to watch tv, and his worn out old crummy Florida club to watch tv.
2
EuphoricMidnight33042 days ago
+2
Trump says what? Is anyone really buying anything he says at this point?
2
whyareyoustanding2 days ago
+2
Can’t wait to watch him salute the Ayatollah…..
2
SlykRO2 days ago
+2
'If someone did the hard work and it's a sure thing, yes, I will go take credit'
2
FiscalCliffClavin2 days ago
+2
Yeah you do that.
2
rrognlie2 days ago
+2
Will he be traded for 3 pitching prospects?
2
ronweasleisourking2 days ago
+2
Oh god please do. Do all the traveling
2
Lawsmay2 days ago
+2
Oh god please take him!! Keep him!!
2
Key-Rough-83462 days ago
+2
I really hope he goes.
2
TaxLawKingGA2 days ago
+2
Just in time to try to take all the credit.
2
SandSpecialist25232 days ago
+2
Please go. And never come back.
2
leisurechef2 days ago
+2
Why stop there, go to Tehran & celebrate 🥳
2
ArmyVetRN2 days ago
+2
Quick! Release the Epstein files while he’s gone
2
malacosa2 days ago
+2
Okay so someone needs to create a polymarket for “Will Trump visit Islamabad before the end of June”
2
MellyKidd2 days ago
+2
At this point Trump’s flip-flopped on the subject so much I’ll believe it when I see it happen.
2
Mysterious_Lesions2 days ago
+2
Everyone knew her couldn't let Vance have a win. If there was a deal coming, he needs the credit.
2
zakuivcustom2 days ago
+2
He can stay there as long as he wants.
2
JLP333762 days ago
+2
We don't need any hostages in return either.
2
grammar_fozzie2 days ago
+2
He should go now, just to get ahead of things. Mr President….go now. Obama doesn’t want you to.
2
AtypicalSword2 days ago
+2
I doubt he will go.
But if he does then it will undoubtedly be the most expensive presidential flight in US history, perhaps world history. The sheer security logistics of it. Oh and we’ll (taxpayers) be paying more for the fuel dumbass uses to get there.
That’s what the trillions in spending is for, probably.
2
Zealousideal_Gap4322 days ago
+2
Wow will that ever be a target for Iran with its capable missiles. They better fortify that area with defences....
2
Grogu9992 days ago
+2
Will he go there for good?
2
Dopamaxxer2 days ago
+2
Get him to stand in the middle of the open air plaza. No, a little to the left sir. Hold still.
2
u9Nails2 days ago
+2
Iran, quick! Have your hackers put a wanted charge in Pakistan to hold POTUS indefinitely.
Now, what to do about Vance?
2
RebelliousInNature2 days ago
+2
That would be quite a security risk.
It a risk worth taking.
You should go.
2
ux3l2 days ago
+2
What's the point to go after (*if) a deal is reached without him?
2
etang772 days ago
+2
Why Islamabd if there's a deal, go Tehran!
2
Specialist-Basis82182 days ago
+2
This is the one president I’d like him to go to Islamabad
2
MercantileReptile2 days ago
+2
"Liar says he might do something"
How is this News?
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