He’d make a fine addition to the luggage collection
94
ElbowDroppedLasagneApr 16, 2026
+32
You have a collection!?!
32
shibiwanApr 16, 2026
+10
Ewww. Nobody wants wrinkly orange luggage that smells like soiled diapers.
10
fenikz13Apr 16, 2026
+19
The implication being Dennis has thought of the smell…
19
Jnal1988Apr 16, 2026
+25
You haven’t thought of the smell you b****
25
Comfortable-Title720Apr 16, 2026
+21
Dennis?
21
Xfuck1tXApr 16, 2026
+46
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
46
CheesypoofxxApr 16, 2026
+22
Soooo doooo…
22
Aggravating_Bat3618Apr 17, 2026
+5
None of this makes any sense!!!
5
Comfortable-Title720Apr 16, 2026
+10
Not going to lie. He tells it like it is. Really speaks to the common man. He can have a go at my underage daughter
10
SyhkaneApr 16, 2026
+6
He just says what we're all thinking, so brave.
6
ignatious__reillyApr 16, 2026
+44
This was always what was going to happen.
Trump was never going to allow Vance to announce an end to the war
Trump would never allow somehow else to take credit for an announcement of that size
44
LateralEntryApr 16, 2026
+13
Islamabad is probably ok but Karachi is the smelliest place I ever visited
13
felixfortis1Apr 16, 2026
+12
It's Islamabad not I-smell-a-bad.
12
JustWordsSnowflakeApr 16, 2026
+67
There’s 0 chance he goes to Islamabad.
67
JustToViewPornApr 17, 2026
+15
What’s next in your goal to break everyone’s hopes and dreams? You going to kick a kid with cancer’s puppy?
15
Whisky_ColonicApr 16, 2026
+91
And go from Islamabad to Islamaworst.
91
Brixmis51Apr 16, 2026
+6
10/10
6
UseBackground2370Apr 17, 2026
+3
The word "abad", at least in Persian, means prosperous. I thought you were talking about that then realized English speakers look at this and see "a bad".
As a muslim by force (Iranians) I don't think Islam can get any worse.
But we'll see ig.
3
twitterfluechtlingApr 16, 2026
+162
Didn't they put a bounty on his head?
https://www.fdd.org/in_the_news/2025/07/12/iran-claims-40m-bounty-raised-on-president-trump/
I mean, if he wants to go, I would be the last to advise against it...
162
Few-Hair-5382Apr 16, 2026
+33
Are they Crowdfunding it? Won't take long to hit the target.
33
ohnodamoApr 16, 2026
+10
As long as there's no return ticket I'll kick in!
10
rabidstoatApr 16, 2026
+21
Islamabad is in Pakistan, not Iran.
And I seriously doubt the Iranians would try to kill him in Islamabad.
21
ButterscotchTop194Apr 16, 2026
+10
Pakistan are the mediators. Iran officials would be there too. Obviously.
10
Cutsdeep-Apr 17, 2026
+3
islamabad is in pakistan
3
cnh2n2homosapienApr 16, 2026
+10
Layover to Moscow.
10
Brave_Nerve_6871Apr 16, 2026
+4
I think he may not come back
4
jimjimjimjabooApr 16, 2026
+6
are you threatening us with a good time?
6
joshspoonApr 17, 2026
+5
Trump has got to be considered Haram.
5
GeriatricHippoApr 17, 2026
+4
That's asking a lot. They coudn't even handle having Vance around for 12 hours before telling him to go the f*** home.
4
terry47147Apr 16, 2026
+5
...and all of his administration, as well?
5
pixeltackleApr 16, 2026
+1838
> "If a deal is signed in Islamabad I may go," Trump said.
Seems like a lie?
> "They want me."
Definitely a lie
1838
WeddingPKMApr 16, 2026
+564
I think there is some truth to Iran wanting him there. It’s the same reason Marshall Kim Jung Un wanted to meet with him, optics. You’ve made the American leader travel to you, there is some power in that.
564
Dragon6172Apr 16, 2026
+340
Chance they can get a photo of him saluting one of their generals
340
Metalloid_Maniac_Apr 16, 2026
+105
Well he doesn't learn from his mistakes so yeah, odds are it will happen again
105
clycomanApr 16, 2026
+16
They should do the meeting on a solar eclipse day, he'll be saluting their generals while stairing directly at the eclipse.
16
mrbear120Apr 16, 2026
+26
I wholeheartedly believe they could set up a missile launch button that sends a missile straight into a US base and tell him he will be the bravest most strongest president ever if he blew up his own base as a show of power and theres at least a 60% chance he slaps that thing like an x-factor judge.
26
10thousndreflectionsApr 16, 2026
+10
And a 90% chance he keeps his still living MAGA base.
10
intelminerApr 17, 2026
+5
He'd hand over the launch codes for a f****** chocolate medal
5
Possible-Nectarine80Apr 16, 2026
+9
Chance to bring the parents of the 175 Iranian children killed by US military and demand an apology and reparations.
9
hypnogoadApr 16, 2026
+9
They'll probably even get him to say Marg bar Âmrikâ
9
La-li-lu-le-lo86Apr 16, 2026
+35
Hmmm if I ordered the strikes that killed the current leaders family and disfigured him I wouldn't be anywhere near any of his diplomats.....
It's not like Iran has any reason to NOT use diplomacy as a trap for revenge
35
SharpenedStoneApr 16, 2026
+13
I mean I hate that sack of shit just as much as everyone else, but I don't want that. As cathartic as it sounds, I can't imagine that leading to ANYTHING even remotely good via sustainable life on the planet
13
La-li-lu-le-lo86Apr 17, 2026
+6
Never said I wanted it but just that the thought of it happening should be considered, which the president clearinf thinksnis impossible. But the folks in charge of his security are mostly likely considering it before agreeing to any meeting with the president
6
twitterfluechtlingApr 16, 2026
+7
> I think there is some truth to Iran wanting him there.
Seems there are 40 million reasons to want him there...
https://www.fdd.org/in_the_news/2025/07/12/iran-claims-40m-bounty-raised-on-president-trump/
7
NatAttack50932Apr 16, 2026
+12
There was only power with Kim because we met them on their side of the DMZ. He had an American president step into NK. Big PR win
Pakistan is a major US ally though. Not remotely the same
12
WeddingPKMApr 16, 2026
+7
That’s not true. They met in Singapore and Vietnam before the DMZ trip. Yes having Trump enter the DPRK was valuable, but it was an added bonus.
7
NatAttack50932Apr 16, 2026
+5
I'd argue that getting him there was the whole point.
5
WeddingPKMApr 16, 2026
+5
I’d argue the reason was to raise North Korea’s status from a country that is seen as backwards to a place taken seriously on the global stage. Meeting with the American president at all means you were taken seriously, more so when you cause the American president to travel for the meeting. You are correct the pinnacle of this is having the American leader visit your nation, which they did achieve, but that wasn’t necessary for the mission they were trying to achieve.
North Korea wanted those meetings so they could look like more than a Chinese and Russian vassal, but instead as a country which determines its own fate. I’m sure they also hoped direct talks could cause Trump to do something rash, like dropping sanctions as well.
5
TwodogsonecouchApr 16, 2026
+3
Theres totally power in that. It will be we won president acknowledges us. Its everything he told the iranian people he wouldnt do. Its a moronic political move on many levels. Its also a suckers move basically. So it might really happen.
3
punkindleApr 16, 2026
+38
We want you... to stand on this red X.
38
pixeltackleApr 16, 2026
+5
They say X is a great platform and many people say red is the best color!
5
TransplantedSconieApr 16, 2026
+3
*giant ACME safe hangs by a thread being slowly burned*
3
HoboSkidApr 16, 2026
+24
Are you kidding me? He will then have solved ELEVEN wars so far. Some people are saying he's the greatest peacemaker, even greater than Jesus.
24
the_last_0neApr 16, 2026
+9
Dude, keep up, we hate the pope and Jesus now, stupid pacifists. We only like strong people who start wars.
9
Greycloak42Apr 16, 2026
+18
Here's a test:
Is he speaking?
Yes: He's lying
No: He's thinking about lying
18
pixeltackleApr 16, 2026
+14
> He's thinking
I was with you until this part 😉
14
Wurm42Apr 16, 2026
+5
Islamabad absolutely doesn't want Trump there. They don't want the security nightmare, apart from however they feel about him personally.
But Trump hates letting anyone else get the spotlight. If there is a peace deal, he wants to be there for the cameras.
And besides, he'll say that ending a war that he started means he should get the Nobel Peace Prize.
5
smurfsundermybedApr 16, 2026
+2
Every delegation: "please! Stay home! We don't want you to miss any golf. We can do the signing via fax."
2
killerkadugenApr 16, 2026
+2
Oh, they want him alright
2
PodricksPhallusApr 16, 2026
+2
You think the country that nominated him for a Nobel Peace Prize doesn’t want him there?
2
domine18Apr 16, 2026
+2
They want him in range. You know what go right ahead Trump.
2
mazdiggleApr 16, 2026
+2
exactly, its non-serious at best. We really gotta start acting accordingly.
2
theweirdballApr 16, 2026
+677
Oh please do, they love you down there!
677
AtreyisxApr 16, 2026
+220
Yes. Walk amongst the people in the streets…please. I beg.
220
Chainz4DayzApr 16, 2026
+86
They'd love it even more if he dressed as Jesus! Only you can heal them Mr. Trump!
86
AdulteryApr 16, 2026
+37
It’s Dr. Trump now
37
WetLoopholeApr 16, 2026
+14
He should dress up as Muhammad
14
manbeardawgApr 17, 2026
+5
No he needs to do that in Tehran.
5
HotSauce2910Apr 16, 2026
+11
What do yall think Pakistan is like lol
11
Master-Monk-8690Apr 16, 2026
+12
Make sure the secret service give you space to sign autographs and mingle with crowds, since you're the most popular president ever.
12
Thurak0Apr 16, 2026
+6
Maybe he should also visit the neighbouring country to the north west of Pakistan. Surely he will be welcome there.
Just a light e*****, nothing will happen to him, there are three carriers just nearby to protect him.
6
smurf-vettApr 16, 2026
+337
Quick change the locks on the WH
337
shasaferaskaApr 16, 2026
+101
Change the locks on the country...
101
ReactionJifsApr 16, 2026
+34
revoke his passport
34
Eclipse434343Apr 16, 2026
+388
Pakistan, if you want to keep him away, tell him it’s pronounced islamobama. Right now he is like wow islam bad that sounds great
388
TheRiverOtterApr 16, 2026
+85
Don’t you mean Obamabad?
85
djanes376Apr 16, 2026
+35
Islamobamabad
35
buff_butlerApr 16, 2026
+11
In Pakitansuit?
11
Kyr-SharaApr 16, 2026
+156
islamabad is how he describes anywhere with muslims
156
humboldt77Apr 16, 2026
+18
He just drops the middle a.
18
Kyr-SharaApr 16, 2026
+4
that's his usual slur
(his slurred speech)
4
edki7277Apr 17, 2026
+3
- Sir we are going to a place with Muslims.
- is it where they eat cats and dogs?
- no Sir, that is Michigan, we are going to Islamabad.
3
ItchywasabiApr 16, 2026
+44
He’ll rename it IslamaGOOD. Why would he go to a place called IslamaBAD????
44
P_ZERO_Apr 16, 2026
+35
I’m talking about a little place called Islamagood. I call it Islamagood. Pretty smart don’t you think? A lot of people are calling it that now. It used to be Islamabad but we took over and we turned it around so now it’s Islamagood. Wonderful place. Beautiful. Might be even better with a big beautiful Trump hotel there. Maybe we can figure something out. John? Where’s John? Oh there’s John. John what do you think, you think we could get a Trump hotel in Islamagood? He’s a great guy.
35
Koala_eiOApr 16, 2026
+5
Those imitations never get old! The cadence is perfect.
5
Stifffmeister11Apr 17, 2026
+4
I am Reading this in trump voice
4
epicredditdude1Apr 16, 2026
+231
So basically his plan is to sit back and relax while negotiators do all the hard work and then once they come up with a deal he’s going to go to Islamabad and take all the credit.
231
havok1980Apr 16, 2026
+138
Or completely f*** everything up
138
hoppertnApr 16, 2026
+21
Sign on the wrong line… again.
21
x4nterApr 16, 2026
+8
With a thick sharpie.
8
legomaniac89Apr 16, 2026
+11
That's an "and", not an "or"
11
theguy1336Apr 16, 2026
+15
They're sending thousands of troops to the ME right now aren't they? So this might all just be fake acting.
15
humboldt77Apr 16, 2026
+15
I mean… that’s like normal politician behavior.
15
mechalenchonApr 16, 2026
+4
Just this weekend JD cocked the negotiations up in Islamabad (I mean, of course) while Pedonald was at a UFC event with the secretary of state.
24/7 clown show.
4
WyrmnaxApr 16, 2026
+5
Thats how it usually works, really.
Lots of conversations and negotiations through back channels to get to a term that is acceptable for both sides. Leaders are only there when its time to sign the deal.
5
MentokGLApr 16, 2026
+32
He's standing by to accept a bribe
32
IronBoomerApr 16, 2026
+26
I doubt we’ll see him leave the continental US much anymore, and less and less out of DC except to Florida.
He is not a well man, and I doubt they want to be far from medical facilities that they can’t control public access to.
26
SnuffleWarriorApr 16, 2026
+24
Hopefully they do a tit for tat for their leader.
24
WhitefalllApr 17, 2026
+21
Things are about to go from Islamabad to Islamaworse.
21
Reverand_ButtcheeksApr 17, 2026
+3
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
3
yankdevilApr 16, 2026
+49
I'd like him to go to The Hague.
49
SuperDoubleDeckerApr 16, 2026
+14
This is all insanity.
There is no possible way that the US gains anything from these attacks. Now it's a matter of trying to minimize losses and blockages.
One of the worst political moves in history is just to distract from the epstein files. And we're gonna go right back to them. We will have elections and we will get people on that will do something about this bullshit.
14
mhemp10Apr 16, 2026
+11
Don’t come back!
11
jfjfjfpdpd6969Apr 16, 2026
+9
Isn’t Pakistan where that Trump look alike that sings and sells pudding is from?
9
2beatenupApr 16, 2026
+8
Dude… you can’t say things a leave us hanging.
https://youtube.com/shorts/udH47lNiNqE?si=CqhmddpvYb0m11Bb
8
dragon_idliApr 17, 2026
+3
Make Kulfi Great Again.
3
Mindless_Tonight3519Apr 16, 2026
+8
Forever?
8
nativeridge_Apr 16, 2026
+13
Just go to hell, directly to hell do not pass GO
13
Fearless_Ad_5470Apr 16, 2026
+7
So which country was the first to withdraw from the nuclear agreement negotiations?
7
YeeeoowApr 16, 2026
+7
It won't be reached.
He won't go.
A democrat in 2028 will need to fix this.
Like the last two middle east wars. Started by republicans and fixed by democrats.
7
KE55Apr 16, 2026
+5
So why isn't the self-proclaimed "greatest negotiator/dealmaker in the world" leading the negotiations?
5
bryans_alrightApr 16, 2026
+4
No he won't. He has a target on his back from the Middle East. I believe he won't go to China either. Wait for the excuses.
4
FnordRanger_5Apr 16, 2026
+6
He should fucken go regardless
Right now. Go to Islamabad, Trump. Go!
6
EpsteinFiIesApr 17, 2026
+5
Why would Biden make him do this!?!?
5
UUMDApr 16, 2026
+16
Ok. But remember.
Stopping the war is not a victory.
You need to show that your destruction and turmoil were worth *getting a better deal than Obama's Iran deal that was already in place.*
I'll hold my breath.
16
RhoeriApr 16, 2026
+4
Hope he stays there.
4
Blueberry_H3ADApr 16, 2026
+5
Don’t come back
5
MallyixApr 16, 2026
+4
Can he stay there.
4
uberduckApr 16, 2026
+4
I'd pay for his flight to go there
4
PsychologicalFox8321Apr 16, 2026
+4
He should go sign a deal in Tehran instead.
4
Soft_Walrus_3605Apr 17, 2026
+4
Journalists reporting every lamebrained idea this guy utters is the cause of all of this insanity.
4
Apopletic_DisbeliefApr 17, 2026
+5
Wouldn't it be a real Reverse Uno card if he went there and was then arrested for war crimes by the ICC
5
kcpistolApr 17, 2026
+3
Change the locks.
3
DzotshenApr 16, 2026
+8
Doesn't he already have several Iranian bounties on his head, especially after killing a high ranking officer
8
PottopherApr 16, 2026
+3
When he's leaves let's change the locks on the door!
3
Aretirednurse81Apr 16, 2026
+3
They can keep him.
3
illinformed-willApr 16, 2026
+3
''deal is about to be reached''
Third time's the charm
3
Topcake977Apr 16, 2026
+3
Please walk into that hornet’s nest and never return!
3
Ok-Abbreviations543Apr 16, 2026
+3
There won’t be a deal until the Iranians get American Regime Change.
3
NeedleworkerNo3429Apr 16, 2026
+3
he won't go there
3
MoreHakkakaApr 16, 2026
+3
After all the work is done he wants to waltz in and take the credit
3
GrandviewsurferApr 16, 2026
+3
Oh that's a good idea. I support that.
3
Appetitus_Nihil_MoreApr 16, 2026
+3
First and only time I agree with him. Please do that.
3
bendalazziApr 16, 2026
+3
Permanently?
3
IntentionFalse8822Apr 16, 2026
+3
He only wants to do this because clearly he still thinks he has a chance at the Nobel peace prize. A week after we all stayed up late to see if he was going to use nukes to wipe out a civilisation. The man is an idiot.
3
DeatheturtleApr 16, 2026
+3
Start a collection now to pay them to keep him.
3
madumi_mikeApr 16, 2026
+3
Hey Iran?
3
Elegant_Emu952Apr 16, 2026
+3
Everything Trump says is a lie.
Does he think his nasty presence will entice them? Trump is such an idiot.
3
finnickoApr 16, 2026
+3
It's dangerous for him to go
He should go.
3
angrytomato21Apr 16, 2026
+3
Something about all of this seems fishy. They’re sending more troops to the Middle East. I rather look at their actions than what they say. Talk is c****.
3
WebHead1287Apr 16, 2026
+3
Dude has super dementia
3
lovingkindness301Apr 17, 2026
+3
It’s already a bad look Vance shows up without details being hashed out on a resolution. He wants this done badly to save face tho so we’ll see.
And Kushner and whoever else is negotiating needs to be sidelined. Put State Department, backed by intelligence and nuclear experts. They’re so dumb.
3
Nateh8sYouApr 17, 2026
+3
You know wha I actually think this is a great idea. Go to anywhere in the ME, and just chill and see what happens…
3
MidLifeCrysis75Apr 17, 2026
+3
Is he planning on staying permanently? If so, I’m 100% on board. 👍
3
Ok_Practice1472Apr 17, 2026
+3
If they keep him don't think America will protest
3
SteppyjimApr 17, 2026
+3
No he won’t. He doesn’t even know where it is
3
Mother_Airline_6276Apr 17, 2026
+3
Fuckin stay there, dawg.
3
orion3999Apr 17, 2026
+3
Can we change the locks while he is gone?
3
Presently_AbsentApr 17, 2026
+3
Yes. Please go. It's totally safe.
3
narayan77Apr 17, 2026
+3
He is already there, here is the proof
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18FabxcA714](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18FabxcA714)
3
Mike-SBAApr 17, 2026
+3
Will he visit Saudi Arabia to check up his assets hidden there ?
3
National-Law-458Apr 16, 2026
+2
Look at me!!! Look at me!!!
2
Wonderful_Confusion4Apr 16, 2026
+2
I think he was trying to say Islam is bad? That’s got to be it?
2
SupersaiyansubApr 16, 2026
+2
To shit on their chairs?
2
stitiousnotsuperApr 16, 2026
+2
Forever? Ok
2
bongohappypantsApr 16, 2026
+2
Will he stay there, please?
2
Angelic_DoomApr 16, 2026
+2
I will chip in for his flight right now.
2
CrossPApr 16, 2026
+2
This is not news. This is deeply unimportant.
2
terry47147Apr 16, 2026
+2
Can we just move on to the Cuba thing? They've got some cool old '50's and early '60's cars!
2
WeissrittersApr 16, 2026
+2
Gotta have something for the markets by the time
It opens next week
2
AbraxasTuringApr 16, 2026
+2
Uh, is the Strait open? No. Did Iran agree to hand over the enriched uranium and submit to inspections? No. WTF is this guy smoking?
2
ThatsAllFolksAgainApr 16, 2026
+2
The only place I want him to go is Guantanamo Bay
2
IamanimiteApr 16, 2026
+2
He ain't going no where. Coward.
2
ElPuppyNationApr 16, 2026
+2
As a felon, is he even allowed to travel freely? Like, does he needs a diplomat visa or something?
2
blackcainApr 16, 2026
+2
He's not gonna do shit.
2
SourFixApr 16, 2026
+2
Not a chance in hell.
2
hopeful7321Apr 16, 2026
+2
Promise?? Can they arrest IT and turn IT over to The Hague for War crimes and human rights violations? PRETTY PLEASE!!
2
Old_Badger311Apr 16, 2026
+2
He won’t go anywhere except his WH bedroom to watch tv, his taxpayer funded plane to watch tv, and his worn out old crummy Florida club to watch tv.
2
EuphoricMidnight3304Apr 16, 2026
+2
Trump says what? Is anyone really buying anything he says at this point?
2
whyareyoustandingApr 16, 2026
+2
Can’t wait to watch him salute the Ayatollah…..
2
SlykROApr 16, 2026
+2
'If someone did the hard work and it's a sure thing, yes, I will go take credit'
2
FiscalCliffClavinApr 16, 2026
+2
Yeah you do that.
2
rrognlieApr 16, 2026
+2
Will he be traded for 3 pitching prospects?
2
ronweasleisourkingApr 16, 2026
+2
Oh god please do. Do all the traveling
2
LawsmayApr 16, 2026
+2
Oh god please take him!! Keep him!!
2
Key-Rough-8346Apr 16, 2026
+2
I really hope he goes.
2
TaxLawKingGAApr 16, 2026
+2
Just in time to try to take all the credit.
2
SandSpecialist2523Apr 17, 2026
+2
Please go. And never come back.
2
leisurechefApr 17, 2026
+2
Why stop there, go to Tehran & celebrate 🥳
2
ArmyVetRNApr 17, 2026
+2
Quick! Release the Epstein files while he’s gone
2
malacosaApr 17, 2026
+2
Okay so someone needs to create a polymarket for “Will Trump visit Islamabad before the end of June”
2
MellyKiddApr 17, 2026
+2
At this point Trump’s flip-flopped on the subject so much I’ll believe it when I see it happen.
2
Mysterious_LesionsApr 17, 2026
+2
Everyone knew her couldn't let Vance have a win. If there was a deal coming, he needs the credit.
2
zakuivcustomApr 17, 2026
+2
He can stay there as long as he wants.
2
JLP33376Apr 17, 2026
+2
We don't need any hostages in return either.
2
grammar_fozzieApr 17, 2026
+2
He should go now, just to get ahead of things. Mr President….go now. Obama doesn’t want you to.
2
AtypicalSwordApr 17, 2026
+2
I doubt he will go.
But if he does then it will undoubtedly be the most expensive presidential flight in US history, perhaps world history. The sheer security logistics of it. Oh and we’ll (taxpayers) be paying more for the fuel dumbass uses to get there.
That’s what the trillions in spending is for, probably.
2
Zealousideal_Gap432Apr 17, 2026
+2
Wow will that ever be a target for Iran with its capable missiles. They better fortify that area with defences....
2
Grogu999Apr 17, 2026
+2
Will he go there for good?
2
DopamaxxerApr 17, 2026
+2
Get him to stand in the middle of the open air plaza. No, a little to the left sir. Hold still.
2
u9NailsApr 17, 2026
+2
Iran, quick! Have your hackers put a wanted charge in Pakistan to hold POTUS indefinitely.
Now, what to do about Vance?
2
RebelliousInNatureApr 17, 2026
+2
That would be quite a security risk.
It a risk worth taking.
You should go.
2
ux3lApr 17, 2026
+2
What's the point to go after (*if) a deal is reached without him?
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etang77Apr 17, 2026
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Why Islamabd if there's a deal, go Tehran!
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Specialist-Basis8218Apr 17, 2026
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This is the one president I’d like him to go to Islamabad
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MercantileReptileApr 17, 2026
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"Liar says he might do something"
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