At this point, it won't even be a surprise attack.
175
KareenTuMay 11, 2026
+47
He will say the opposite tomorrow.
47
WKZ204May 11, 2026
+30
Right! TACO Tuesdays!
30
copperbloodMay 11, 2026
+5
Me gusta Taco Tuesday 🌮🤣🤡
5
notkevin_durantMay 11, 2026
-9
Give some examples of him doing it on Tuesdays more frequently than other days of the week.
-9
Hvarfa-BragiMay 11, 2026
+4
It's a well defined pattern at this point.
Say some wild shit after close on friday, ride the market with insider info on monday, retract on Tuesday.
4
notkevin_durantMay 11, 2026
-9
Ok, giving you Friday close through Sunday counts as “after close.” Here’s the actual calendar:
Feb 28 (Saturday) — War starts. “After close.” Retraction? No retraction ever came, bombing continued for 5 weeks.
March 1 (Sunday) — “Combat continues until all objectives achieved.” After close. Retracted Tuesday? No — same position held through March 7.
March 6 (Friday) — “Unconditional surrender only.” After close. Tuesday retraction? Nope — March 10 Hegseth doubles down at press conference.
March 30 (Monday) — Threatens Kharg Island. Weekday, doesn’t fit at all.
April 1 (Wednesday) — “Blasting Iran to the Stone Ages.” Weekday.
April 7 (Tuesday) — “Whole civilization dies tonight.” Then ceasefire same day. Both happened on a Tuesday, not Friday/Tuesday split.
April 19 (Sunday) — “No more Mr. Nice Guy, knocking out every power plant.” After close. Tuesday retraction? April 21 he extended the ceasefire — that’s actually a pivot, but it’s Monday not Tuesday.
May 3 (Sunday) — “Very positive discussions.” After close. May 5 (Tuesday) — paused Project Freedom. Ok, that one actually fits.
May 6 (Tuesday) — “Bombing starts if no deal.”
So we’re just saying things now?
-9
firefighter26sMay 11, 2026
+4
It has to do with the acronym TACO for Trump Always Chickens Out and a widely popular advertisement campaign detailing "taco Tuesday" sales that have made the two words synonymous with each other.
The physical day on the calendar is largely irrelevant unless it happens to be the day the Epstine files are released.
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notkevin_durantMay 11, 2026
-10
I’m responding to the guy above me who gave a very specific pattern that is false.
If we’re going to hold the president accountable, let’s at least be truthful. He’s done enough batshit things that we don’t need to fabricate it.
-10
HarflinMay 11, 2026
+2
I'd agree with you if it was anything more serious than a f****** taco tuesday joke
2
GethererMay 11, 2026
+1
This is listnook, talking absolute shite only because the see someone say it, without fact checking, ppl here are mostly dumb af morons
1
Hvarfa-BragiMay 11, 2026
+1
TACO extends much much farther back than the war.
1
notkevin_durantMay 11, 2026
-2
I’m confused. You said it’s a well-defined pattern, but he isn’t following it during the war?
-2
Hvarfa-BragiMay 11, 2026
+1
It is a well defined pattern that has exceptions.
Why don't you work them all out for me?
1
ValleyFloydJamMay 11, 2026
+9
If only they needed to get approval from some other part of the government, hmm, ah well.
This deal is gonna be a mess and just not happen because neither party is responsible and Trump literally only wants them to make a bad deal, which is as bad faith as it gets.
9
cinciTOSUMay 11, 2026
+8
They have been attacked twice by the USA during negotiations and they are smart enough to know that they can’t make a deal with Trump that he won’t break.
8
JebryathHSMay 11, 2026
+12
That's the core problem with all negotiations involving the USA right now - the guy proposing them spent his first time trying to rip up as many deals as possible and is now trying to renegotiate the deals he ripped up along with the deals he replaced them with.
Obviously, Iran isn't in a huge position of strength here but they also know that any concessions they make are likely permanent and any gains they get, including peace pledges, may not even survive this guy's term.
For anyone who was wondering, this is one of many reasons the current president of the USA is absolutely doing generational damage to their country. No one in their right minds considers the USA to be a stable partner, reliable ally or even an honorable adversary in this world any more.
12
LiberalSwansonMay 11, 2026
+1
The one from last Saturday?
1
Jesus_Is_My_GardenerMay 11, 2026
+1
I can't keep up. The flood of bullshit from this administration is so nonstop, it's getting impossible to keep the lies straight from one day to the next.
1
mopeyunicyleMay 11, 2026
+1
I mean his word is worthless. So promises mean nothing and given the American president is the most powerful person in America then that speaks for its self
1
jews4beerMay 11, 2026
It was hardly a surprise attack the first time. The writing was on the wall for everyone. Despite the "negotiations" that were taking place at the time.
0
ScottyBonemanMay 11, 2026
+1
True of Pearl Harbor too, and that is still typically referred to as one.
1
the_eluderMay 11, 2026
+1
At the time war was typically declared (even if just a few minutes) before hostilities started, and I believe the Japanese declaration just wasn't timed correctly, communication being what it was back then.
1
ScottyBonemanMay 11, 2026
+2
Absolutely, they botched it.
Still, the US had been preparing for the possibility of conflict and de-escalation talks were ongoing but not going well.
I'd argue they both count.
2
dThink_AheaMay 11, 2026
+48
Yeah, we know.
Don't worry, everyone. They'll "seen an end to the Iran War" after "promising peace talk developments" by this Friday.
48
BiBoFieToMay 11, 2026
+16
Friendly Fridays.
Sunday Strikes.
Taco Tuesdays.
16
XivvxMay 11, 2026
+83
Was there ever actually a cease fire?
I'm believing no.
83
rabidstoatMay 11, 2026
+31
I heard a talking head today say that the ceasefire was holding diplomatically, but not really militarily.
I guess that means there are bombs falling but both sides are pretending like it's still a ceasefire.
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rubbarzMay 11, 2026
+11
So the politicans, who never fight in any wars, arent shooting at each other. But the militaries, who fight the wars, are.
11
09f3jnsMay 11, 2026
+1
Does fire happen on the battlefield or in paperwork?
1
rabidstoatMay 11, 2026
+1
I'm not sure, but if someone has their house destroyed or a family member killed by a bomb, you can console them with the fact that hey, the ceasefire is working diplomatically.
1
Wheres_my_wank_sockMay 11, 2026
+4
Mostly ceased fire.
4
J_DubmetalMay 11, 2026
+2
We just exchanged missiles with them days ago. What ceasefire?
2
DingcockMay 11, 2026
+3
Both sides said there was a ceasefire, and fire did cease briefly. I'm not sure what else to call it other than a ceasefire.
3
PrincessNakeyDanceMay 11, 2026
+1
“I have concepts of a ceasefire.”
1
Plzlaw4meMay 11, 2026
+16
Trump only has one move and that’s to threaten cataclysmic and mutually destructive action if he doesn’t get his ways. Because he’s had a power advantage his entire life (first being rich and screwing over the working class) and later as president that has almost universally worked.
This time though, he started a war he had NO intention of continuing to try to distract from Epstein and get a big win. He didn’t expect Iran to dig in and escalate (but he should have), so he didn’t have any plans for if they didn’t capitulate. It’s why he keeps making the same threats over and over again even though they clearly don’t do anything.
Now his options are continued bombing, which will result in the strait being mined and shut down for probably months even after the conflict ends, a ground offensive (which results in the same but with a lot of casualties), or maybe a nuclear bomb. The nuclear bomb is the most terrifying because we don’t really come back from that. In WW2, there weren’t really norms concerning nukes, but its been argued and many agree that given the nature of threat Japan presented and the risk of Japanese and American lives being lost by continuing a ground invasion or sustained bombing, it was a lesser of two evils.
The US not using nukes in Korea and later in Vietnam, and the Soviet’s not using them in Afghanistan created a standard that barring a truly existential threat, we don’t use nukes and both sides abide by that. Russia didn’t use nukes on Ukraine even after the offensive became way more costly than they considered and sanctions put a bid dent in their economy.
The absolute worst outcome of this war, even worse than total capitulation and Iran becoming a nuclear power who controls the strait, is if Trump uses a nuke. This was a war of choice we started. Our war goals at this point seem to be restoring the status quo from before the war. If we drop nukes in this war, even ignoring the pointless loss of innocent life that immediately causes, it normalizes the use of nukes. If we drop a nuke on Iran, within a couple years we won’t be the only country to have used nukes in a war and the genie doesn’t go back in the bottle.
This war has also cemented my hate for multiple Trump voters. I get being tricked in 2016. Obama made a lot of promises, and only really partially delivered. The benefits of those programs were mostly found in cities, and the country got left behind. They had decades of both parties promising to help, and not. Then they had a political outsider who said a lot of what they believe, spoke to them in a way no one else had, confidently promised he had solutions for them and didn’t really fit into either party.
I get why people fell for it in 2016. Then we saw 4 years of Trump where he was needlessly cruel. Didn’t deliver on ANY of his promises (especially promises about bringing jobs back), and was generally ineffective, endlessly decisive, and harmful.
After the first term, there is no benefit of the doubt. People saw Trump and still voted for him. They can say they only voted for X or Y, but at the end of the day they chose Harris/ or Trump and chose Trump. They don’t get any grace or understanding. They chose this, and honestly when democrats are out of office, in a fair world we wouldn’t bail out the farmers who lost everything because of Trump’s policies. We will because they’re Americans and we care about them, but in a just world they would have to live with the collective political decisions and the consequences of the same.
16
Feisty_System_4751May 11, 2026
+26
Break it 3 days before the China trip. A real 4D chess move from the grandmaster.
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boxofstuffMay 11, 2026
+1
I bet he wont go
1
Feisty_System_4751May 11, 2026
+1
That would be diplomatic suicide. It's too close to the date and the meeting was already delayed once before.
Cancelling is not impossible but it is very unlikely.
1
BlagscMay 12, 2026
+1
I mean the dude has committed political and diplomatic suicide like 4 times already in this term, whats a 5th.
1
Feisty_System_4751May 12, 2026
+1
Fair point
1
ParanoidFactoidMay 11, 2026
+7
This is planting season. This will impact fertilizer and diesel availability used by farmers. Expect significantly reduced crops by harvest time. Food prices will rise and some places will be hit with famine. All because the American people elected a fool to the Presidency. Twice!
7
NYGiants181May 11, 2026
+38
Hey remember when everything was fine 2 months ago?
We do.
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TheNicestRedditorMay 11, 2026
+30
That was actually 3 months ago now… time flies when you’re at the circus!
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NYGiants181May 11, 2026
+6
Gah 😩
6
WeShallMateNowMay 11, 2026
+7
As an Iranian, I don’t
7
NYGiants181May 11, 2026
+3
For THIS particular situation. Strait open.
He didn't have to do this shit.
3
kewlbeanz83May 11, 2026
+1
Define "fine"
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NYGiants181May 11, 2026
+2
Strait open
2
CRE178May 11, 2026
+8
Trump makes noise pretty much sums up all those Trump says headlines at this point.
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JarvisModeOnMay 11, 2026
+23
Calling it a ceasefire at this point feels generous.
If one side is rejecting proposals and openly saying it has a 1% chance of surviving, it sounds more like a temporary pause before the next escalation.
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TurbulentRadish8113May 11, 2026
+9
... isn't that a type of ceasefire?
Ceasefires are generally temporary. They can end with renewed fighting or peace progress, right? 🤔
9
JebryathHSMay 11, 2026
+8
When one side of the deal is notorious for breaking every deal he makes, it's hard to take anything he does seriously. Maybe the USA should consider replacing him with someone that is actually credible as a decision maker.
Honestly, it's almost not worth reporting the garbage that comes out of his mouth.
8
NobodyLikedThat1May 11, 2026
+9
another article that boils down into "nothing changed"
9
Apprehensive-Care20zMay 11, 2026
+7
anyone notice what a ridiculous clusterfuck the USA is?
7
SlumdogSkillionaireMay 11, 2026
+4
Better get started on the Congressional authorization to resume the war then.
4
mountainfreshy99May 11, 2026
+4
This is what full blown dementia + a man who can’t make a deal look like.
4
WigglyLimpoMay 11, 2026
+4
I feel as though it is becoming obvious that this war is only for stock market manipulation and the benefit of the elite. You may be saying, "No shit Sherlock, that's what all wars are for", but this is different.
No real goal. Previous wars may have been laughably misguided, but the narrative was at least clear and consistent.
There is doccumented proof that minutes before the announcements, large trades are made that only benefit the transaction after Trump makes said announcement.
It is blatant market manipulation that is making a lucky few into billionaires every week, meanwhile the American public remains upset, but overall flacid, or in some cases in support of the war.
Nobody will ever face justice for any of these actions, which is already upsetting given previous wars that demand justice, but this is blatant, brazen manipulation without even the slightest bit of narrative or explanation.
4
northernirishladMay 11, 2026
+3
Im honestly just waiting for the announcement that the US has turned Iran into a pile of glass and sand. I am not optimistic about this at all.
3
SlowCratesMay 11, 2026
+3
How about releasing the Epstein files.
3
ProfessionalNo5932May 11, 2026
+3
Just another lie on a Tuesday. He’s found some new material to say so he should get to Friday with new bullshit lies.
3
schacksMay 11, 2026
+3
Another week, another pump’n’dump.
3
vessel_for_the_soulMay 12, 2026
+3
This has done so much more harm than good.
3
SnuffleWarriorMay 12, 2026
+3
The media should just stop reporting on his ramblings.
3
Witty-Accountant2106May 11, 2026
+5
Markets will still go up!
5
SawToothKernelMay 11, 2026
+6
Trump is in over his head.
6
thornyRabbtMay 11, 2026
+1
I wonder if Trump has ever heard of [the Peter Principle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle). 😂
1
thornyRabbtMay 11, 2026
+1
Actually a Trump Corollary to the principle should be that the richer you are, the more failure you can rise through without being called out
1
Tal_StarMay 11, 2026
+1
More like his Handlers are.... Trump has by far few days a head of him as he does behind him so he no longer needs to GAF ad might not have the capacity to deal with all of his responsibility.
1
isthereadrwhoMay 11, 2026
+4
Only till Friday
4
LeodyMay 11, 2026
+4
Can it be on life support if it was never alive in the first place?
4
Long-Euphoric-LifeMay 11, 2026
+4
If only this shitbag would just shut up.
4
godsenfrikMay 11, 2026
+2
"says Iran ceasefire" is a superfluous phrase that should be removed from the headline.
2
Malachite_EdgeMay 11, 2026
+2
Two more weeks
2
t4booMay 11, 2026
+2
When do I buy the dip
2
copperbloodMay 11, 2026
+2
Liar liar pants on child rapist fire
2
fightfire_withfireMay 11, 2026
+2
Well tomorrow is TACO Tuesday.
2
meatspaceMay 11, 2026
+2
Monday Market Manipulation.
They really are stealing *all* of our money. They will leave nothing for parks or hospitals or even the courts.
2
SweatytubesockMay 11, 2026
+2
Art of the deal
2
A_Farewell_2KingsMay 11, 2026
+2
He is literally talking to himself and answering his own questions
2
Ok_Flan4404May 11, 2026
+2
It's a shame he isn't.
2
Best-Temperature5595May 11, 2026
+2
Next week it will be 'on deaths door'. Then on 'secret life support', then 'super secret probation life support'. Then it will be 'nobody's made a decision this bad since the Germans bombed pearl harbor'.
2
ThemrisMay 11, 2026
+2
So this is rapidly turning into America's version of a "special military operation in ukraine"
2
MochizukMay 11, 2026
+2
The counter proposal should have been: "Kiss my ass and call it love."
2
SnooLobsters6766May 12, 2026
+2
Only 32 more months of this douchebags demolition derby of our country…If he decides to allow a presidential election.
2
kitkatclub_visitorMay 11, 2026
+5
Dude just wants to have "nuked a country" on his name and he isnt hiding it anymore.
5
SlumdogSkillionaireMay 11, 2026
+3
Can't he just attack the ocean like Caligula and get it over with?
3
Irr3l3ph4ntMay 11, 2026
+2
It's your approval rate that's on life support if you don't get your leg out of the neon-flashing bear trap you skipped into.
2
therealnihMay 11, 2026
+1
What day is it tomorrow?
1
Gerald_the_sealionMay 11, 2026
+1
First 60 days expired -> mission success. Now the clock can reset and they can spew bs about Iran and continue attacking because we gotta distract from those Epstein files
1
brownsfan760May 11, 2026
+1
Oh, it's Monday. Thank you Donald.
1
WhatMeeWorryMay 11, 2026
+1
Week 10, do I hear 11...
1
ErikChnmmrMay 11, 2026
+1
[ Removed by Listnook ]
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NiceCap2448May 11, 2026
+1
Trump is pushing a rope.
1
CrenorzMay 11, 2026
+1
bla bla bla. When will trade be open AND safe again? then add 18 MONTHS after that for gas prices to go back to the same levels at the start of this year.
SO this year AND next - food prices will SUCK with 0 fix.
As in, any fix will take longer. Lots of fixes possible, but does nothing for this year and next years harvest.
And that is if it was all AOK today... so... shit.
1
DogPlane3425May 11, 2026
+1
The great denegotiator at work again!
1
geek66May 11, 2026
+1
Zakaria nailed it this weekend… when playing chicken, the side with the most to lose will always win.
1
Spare-Pace4283May 11, 2026
+1
We just need to wait until Friday after markets close and ceasefire will miraculously be back
1
Old-n-WrinklyMay 11, 2026
+1
TRUMP is on life support. They are literally propping him up medically.
1
BOPSurfcastingMay 11, 2026
+1
This is going to last for months with the odd clash here and there, negotiation proposals from both sides sent back and forth with no agreement reached.
Both sides believe they can outlast each other for different reasons, what that means for us is expect higher gas prices and higher food prices into next year as the US and Iran choke the strait.
1
bla8291May 11, 2026
+1
Yes but the life support machines were never plugged in.
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altatoro123May 12, 2026
+1
Trump: Demilitarise and give up nuclear weapons and give us full control of the strait!
Iran: no, leave Middle East!
None of the demands will be met. We will be out of fuel by July.
1
dokikodMay 11, 2026
+1
Tehran should offer to abide by all Trump's demands if he releases ALL the Epstein files.
1
ElPuppyNationMay 11, 2026
+1
Can somebody reminds grandpa that he has no say in the matter? Iran hold him by the balls and theres nothing he can say or do
1
yoursandforeverMay 11, 2026
This whole ”excursion”:
A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing.
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