Trump says Iran ceasefire proposal 'significant' but 'not good enough' as Hormuz Strait deadline nears

“Iran flat out rejected our ceasefire proposal and now I gotta make it look like I’m not a complete failure.”

I don't understand how anything Trump says moves the markets when he says just about nothing but lies.

Iran literally just said they reject the US's proposal. Trump as always is full of shit and is 1000% manipulating markets.

Yes, yes, and then sometime either later today or tomorrow morning, there'll be another announcement about some huge development along the lines of "they came to me - tears in their eyes - they came to me saying 'please mr hugecock' - that's what they call me, because of my huge c*** - they say please mr hugecock, stop bombing us back into the stone ages, and I was generous enough - perhaps the most generous thing, more generous than anyone's ever seen before - to tell them they could have another few days." I'm sure I missed at least one instance of self-fellation in there, but you get the jist.

Is Iran meddling with his market manipulation schemes?

Is Trump going to praise to Allah some more in response?

At this point my mind wonders with grave doubts that there’s any communication at all and this is all just a fever dream of a demented, 79 year old toddler.

Trump has backed himself into a corner, whatever US does, it will hurt itself the most... either they backs down and then US loses his status, or they really attacks and then the world market will catch fire and collapse the American economy...

Meanwhile Brent Crude is back on track ⬆️

What happened to Unconditional Surrender ??? BTW... RELEASE The Trump-Epstein Files.

Watching him ramble now. Deranged.

So Trump is saying no today to the ceasefire proposal but what about TACO Tuesday? Will he say yes? Will he bomb Iranian energy plants as he threatens? Or will he TACO and give Iran a 48 hour or two week deadline before he says he will do something war crime like to Iran?

Does Iran know we’re negotiating?

Donnie doesn't fully understand his posturing is being ignored.

The point of a deadline is you can’t postpone it every few days.

And the markets do nothing. He’s finally cried wolf too many times

Iran's five conditions: stop bombing us, stop bombing our allies, guarantee it won't start again, pay for the damage, and recognise that the Strait is ours.

>Trump says... You cannot trust a single word coming out of Trump's mouth when he's speaking about ongoing negotiations. He has a very long history going back to the 80s of making public statements that he thinks will improve his negotiating position, regardless of their veracity. It's just who he is.

If Trump wants a ceasefire he can call off the firing…

Nothing will be good enough because this war benefits his Big Oil donors and distracts from the domestic issues such as the Epstein List. Mid-terms our only salvation assuming they aren't rigged like the last election. Who knew...

Is he negotiating with David Dennison and John Barron?

Gotta make the $$$ hence the positive news

Oh look, the lying pedophile is lying again. What a shocker...

F*** trump

Maybe if he declares victory a few more times it will come true!

Iran calling trumps bluff, I don’t think they care if he commits war crimes. They know a portion of the world will side with them if Trump does this. Including Americans who are against offensive wars.

Believe me when I say that Iran will release a statement indicating that they will open the strait. This will drop oil prices (and Iran will be heavily short in the market), then they’ll release a second notice that the first was incomplete, and they’ll reopen the strait when Trump publicly admits that he’s an imbecile and is removed from office.

The f****** c*** should perish and his administration along with him. There's no merit in them.

Trump Sunday: Accept our ceasefire proposal or we’ll rain down hell on you. Iran today: Get fucked. Trump, probably tomorrow: We’re making good progress on the ceasefire talks, so I’m delaying the Hell-raining 6 more days.

Another Listnookor said "when you stick your d*** in a hornets' nest, it's the hornets who decide when it's over."

Cool. Wait, I thought he said weeks ago that the war was already won?

The Art of the Deal, give them deadlines and TACO on Tuesday.

Hes 1000% going to say this kind of shit until before the market opens then taco

Is this the geopolitical equivalent of a guy calling a girl a b**** after she declines going out with him?

"Trump says..." Has less informational value than "random anonymous redittor from somewhereistan says...". Trump is not a source. Reality has no weight to his words.

Trump is gagging to chicken out on this & go home but there is no way out. To be honest all these extensions just make him look weak & pathetic now.

The emperor demands tribute

So he’s alive?

It's better if war do checks are cut n he gets his share

I really really wonder if he's actually talking to *anyone* in Iran or just voices in his head.

His imaginary friend is playing hard to get

Which deadline are we talking about? Two weeks or 48 hours?

Did Iran say they are open to a ceasefire?

Huh… Epstein files are way more important than any of this bs.

Time to earn those campaign donations from oil and the defense industry. Obama gave them 1.3B.. how much we spending a day here?

He is such a lying sack of shit

I would think that Iran is aware that no matter what, they are the ones who will get the shit end of the stick. Should the massive bombing campaign take place tomorrow I would expect Iran to target Middle Eastern infrastructure that could send world markets spiraling into depression.

You didn't reject my offer, I rejected yours!

The 2 ceasefire proposal basically have NOTHING in common.

Taco Tuesday 

Did anyone else see these imaginary Iranian negotiators in the room with Trump as well?

Iran: „We’re not opening shit Donnie“ Trump: *fck fck fck. FCK it looks like I’ve completely failed, because I have. FCK. „Obamana… Ah. Uh. It’s significant but not good enough…? right..?“

Does trump not have the right cards?

Good enough for an TACO tuesday extension?

I thought the war was going to be over by Tuesday? He said so.

Cool TACO setup

Lol, never happened, Trump is incompetent

Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

Iran: we'll open only if trump resigns

Iran should ask to negotiate with Obama. That would really get Trumps goat.