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News & Current Events Mar 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM

Trump says Iran let 10 oil ships through Strait of Hormuz as 'present' to U.S.

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Trump says Iran let 10 oil ships through Strait of Hormuz as a 'present' to U.S.
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Trump says Iran let 10 oil ships through Strait of Hormuz as a 'present' to U.S.
Trump said the U.S has "very substantial talks going on with respect to Iran," though Tehran has denied direct talks have taken place.

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foomadelica Mar 26, 2026 +4585
So ten ships from one of the Iran friendly nations got through and Trump is claiming it as a win.
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Notorious_Junk Mar 26, 2026 +1360
They have to feed the propaganda machine something they can spin.
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Goufydude Mar 26, 2026 +501
Cue the AI slop of Trump protecting oil tankers with his bare hands and rippling muscles... I hate this f****** timeline.
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The_Returned_Lich Mar 26, 2026 +77
Deflecting Iranian drones out of the skies with a mighty swing of his dong!
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Nokrai Mar 26, 2026 +48
C’mon even AI knows his dong is like a weird tiny mushroom.
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The_Returned_Lich Mar 26, 2026 +11
Hahahahaha!!!
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supinator1 Mar 26, 2026 +41
Is there an actual AI slop of that? Hard to know if you are joking these days.
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June_The_Jedi Mar 26, 2026 +37
It would surprise me if someone doesn’t make one
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rookie-mistake Mar 26, 2026 +43
It's so weird that we're at the point where it genuinely wouldn't be surprising to see that tweeted out from the White House's official account. Like, the standards and expectation of gravitas have fallen so incredibly far
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noir_lord Mar 26, 2026 +35
He posted a video of himself dumping shit on the American electorate from a fighter jet while wearing a crown last year. That ship sailed a while ago (just not through the Straight of Hormuz).
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Wineandbikes Mar 26, 2026 +7
He’s ’been seen’ rescuing puppies in floods & fixing power lines all whilst wearing a suit & red tie ffs!
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cupkake88 Mar 26, 2026 +10
I threw up in my mouth a little there.
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sprashoo Mar 26, 2026 +15
Wait till it's your parents forwarding it to you believing its real... and they think you're the one brainwashed for arguing that it's not.
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Wanna_make_cash Mar 26, 2026 +44
You know Iran is also a propaganda state, right? We're basically watching two propaganda machines see who can out propaganda the other
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Educational_Bend_941 Mar 26, 2026 +77
Yeah, but they don't have propaganda dedicated to propping up a diaper wearing baby d*** in order to soothe the egos of 80 IQ racists.
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Send69Noodz Mar 26, 2026 +29
Let's be honest, 80 is a generous assumption.
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absat41 Mar 26, 2026 +6
Yeah, but only one can , like, proper ganda
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Wide-Teach1451 Mar 27, 2026 +4
Iran propaganda seems much more believable than what trump is doing.
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Khaganate23 Mar 26, 2026 +6
A lot of Listnook believed the arma 3 gameplay from the IRGC to be real combat footage, so don't expect too much here.
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Prestigious_Tax_4970 Mar 26, 2026 +166
Its a win. For Iran. Theyre charging 2 mil a ship to pass thru.
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MultiGeometry Mar 26, 2026 +258
The Ayatollbooth
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SledgexHammer Mar 26, 2026 +76
Lmao Ayatollbooth Khomepayme
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absat41 Mar 26, 2026 +12
Meme of the day.
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redsterXVI Mar 26, 2026 +133
And before the war there were 20-30 oil tankers per day passing through. So if this was 10 ships one single time, that does nothing.
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Facts_pls Mar 27, 2026 +15
10 tankers belonging to Iran allies like India, China, Russia, Pakistan... US allies got Jack Shit. Not sure if it's a present to the US
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Early-Size370 Mar 27, 2026 +4
More like a taunt. But moron trump just grins like an idiot and says "thank you".
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wwaxwork Mar 26, 2026 +31
Did they use Yuan as the currency for the trade to get through? Because if so Trump is delighted at the destabilization of the US currency.
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ericthefred Mar 26, 2026 +22
If the dollar collapses and the national debt is reduced through hyperinflation, he would call it a win.
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DR-PG Mar 26, 2026 +9
That’s how he has already claimed “win” 10 times till now- same as claiming to decimate Iranian army and yet every day we see missiles hitting all over in Israel. Propaganda is exploding even in some subs here in Listnook
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dirty_w_boy Mar 26, 2026 +24
Thats what I'm hearing...someone needs to ask him what that means for us.
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blahmeistah Mar 26, 2026 +7
He’s always trying to take other people’s accomplishments, this is no different.
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homer_lives Mar 26, 2026 +7
4 tankers have gone through in the last 3 days. All paid for it. 2 Indian, 1 Going to Singapore and 1 to China. This channel does a great job explaining the situation and ship tracking: https://youtu.be/ybU29t7rkc8
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Shirolicious Mar 26, 2026 +5
Trump is desperate to make something stick in Media that makes him not look weak or bad in the public space. But there is no easy way out for him and he can’t really lie his way out either, atleast not in a believable way.
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ptwonline Mar 26, 2026 +18
He's worried about oil prices and this is a small relief to oil prices. It's hard to call it "a win" but when you're bleeding to death you'll take some bandaids to slow it down. Of course, Iran probably did this for those countries and not the US but Trump as usual is spinning it as something he got done.
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imaverysexybaby Mar 26, 2026 +7
Like a bag of ice is a small relief to warming oceans.
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ButterscotchTop194 Mar 26, 2026 +5
He's desperate
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ragnaroksunset Mar 26, 2026 +12
Historians will study how stupid the American public had to be for someone this stupid to win the presidency twice.
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IONaut Mar 26, 2026 +3
And the messed up thing is, even if this were true, which is not, it certainly doesn't look like Trump is in control of anything. It looks like he has to beg for favors. It's so bad that he's trying to spin to a pretty shitty outcome, because it's better than the reality by far.
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AKBonesaw Mar 26, 2026 +3
That idiot thinks they are gifts to him personally.
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redditobserverone Mar 27, 2026 +4
Slapping his name on other people’s work is his brand.
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noleksum12 Mar 26, 2026 +3
He is setting the low bar for claiming complete victory. His fans eat this c*** up.
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DontBeADramaLlama Mar 26, 2026 +3
He is desperate for a win, any win
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UnTides Mar 26, 2026 +3
Probably paid for in yuan. America lost the plot in this stupid war.
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esaks Mar 26, 2026 +3
also 10 ships that would have had no problem getting through had Trump not started the stupid war in the first place.
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No_Celery_5373 Mar 26, 2026 +2557
Ya used to get that present for free every day, but now you're probably paying strait fees for security in the future lol The Art of the Deal as ever!
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Cyrano_Knows Mar 26, 2026 +232
If anyone wants to hear it from the ghostwriter's mouth (of Art of the Deal). [Tony Schwartz: The Truth About Trump | Oxford Union Q&A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxF_CDDJ0YI)
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deviltamer Mar 26, 2026 +222
This man was right before he even got elected - read him like a book which TACO never has in his life. " Great. And my last question before I pass on to the audience is um how do you think he is going to deal with losing if he loses? You're making me anxious. Um, it would be a true black swan event for him to win. Um, but it was a black swan event for him to win the nomination. So, I don't rule it out. Having said that, I do expect him to lose and I do not expect him to go quietly into the night. Um, he has kept upping the ante as a drug addict would. The drug addict wants more, you know, wants more cocaine or a pure dose of heroin because they're forever chasing the high. Donald Trump, when it comes to attention, is forever chasing the high. It's a huge public loss and humiliation. But Trump is not available to depression. He just won't go there, I don't think. So instead, he'll go to anger, and he will drum up that anger that's sitting inside his supporters in any way he can to provide evidence that he was wronged, the election was rigged, and he didn't really lose. Trust me when I say this, when **Trump loses the election, he will never acknowledge, he will not concede the election and he will never acknowledge that he lost the election because to do that is to feel obliterated and he's not going there**."
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Arthur233 Mar 26, 2026 +15
Thanks for sharing. I just listened to 45 minutes of that. Good stuff.
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cogitocool Mar 26, 2026 +3
Great share!
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Natertot1 Mar 26, 2026 +115
This is why Trump even failed at running casinos. His negotiation skills are just abysmal and he overplays his hand every time. Must be fun to play p**** against him if you can stomach calling a bluff every. single. hand.
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Princey1981 Mar 26, 2026 +37
“I’ve got five aces, I’ve got so many aces. Nobody has as good a hand as I do. The last game I played, the dealer had tears in their eyes, they said “Nobody wins as much as you, sir”, and that’s also why I’m not allowed in Vegas”. It’s like he’s Tommy Flanagan, except less amusing or competent.
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Proletariat_Paul Mar 26, 2026 +26
Just gotta call it once. He'll raise and reraise you until he's all-in.
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TakuyaLee Mar 26, 2026 +3
And that's with him playing with his hand open for others to see.
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talondigital Mar 26, 2026 +3
And he only has a high card, which is an 8.
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PastaSaladOverdose Mar 26, 2026 +9
Honestly though, this is kind of the Trump playbook. Create a 'bad' thing that doesn't really exist > talk non f****** stop about it any chance you have to make a talking point > do nothing > blame the Democrats > do nothing > one day claim that they "fixed it".
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cuddle_enthusiast Mar 26, 2026 +6
Whilst padding his and his friends pockets along the way.
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CaptainCanuck93 Mar 26, 2026 +22
Actually used to get 13-14x that many 10 tankers through is operating well under 10% normal traffic 
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DoneBeingSilent Mar 26, 2026 +5
"We went from 100+ ships passing for free to 10 ships passing for free. Winning!"
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MultiGeometry Mar 26, 2026 +4
They can build 100 drones for every ship that pays the toll.
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Hikarilo Mar 26, 2026 +460
Didn't Iran say they will let tankers from friendly nations, such as China, to transit the strait? That was part of a deal they made with China and their allies. Trump trying to claim this as his win is so cringe.
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Toutatous Mar 26, 2026 +83
Exactly! Iran said that friendly nations would be able to go through. I would ask whose boats are these?
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RedDevilNumber1 Mar 26, 2026 +39
They were under Pakistani flags. World class negotiating.
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jim_cap Mar 26, 2026 +15
And iirc they’re paying for the oil in Yuan. So the petrodollar is under threat, something Iran has been instrumental in chasing for ages. Which I’ve read some analysis claim is a possible reason for him starting this war in the first place. If all this is true it’s one of the biggest geopolitical blunders in quite some time.
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RickySan65 Mar 26, 2026 +20
dude would claim the sun rising everyday as a part of a deal with the universe
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TobyFunkeNeverNude Mar 26, 2026 +5
In his first term, he claimed credit for no commercial flight fatalities as a result of his regulations (you know, the regulations he's famous for increasing)... problem was, the stat was a continuance of a streak of something like 8 years. Nothing but f****** lies from the piece of shit
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monji_cat Mar 26, 2026 +18
Thats about all he knows how to do
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BenTramer Mar 26, 2026 +3
His entire existence is cringe beyond belief.
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Scholastic_nobody Mar 26, 2026 +353
TRUMP: I thought oil would go much higher.  TRUMP: I thought the stock market would go much lower. TRUMP: Iran offered me to be their Supreme Leader. TRUMP: We don’t need the Strait of Hormuz to open. TRUMP: We won the war with Iran. Dude is mentally gone
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ErikMcKetten Mar 26, 2026 +125
He spent 25 minutes today during the presser with his cabinet taking about how he negotiated Sharpie into redesigning his favorite pen to say white house on it. No joke.
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RedDevilNumber1 Mar 26, 2026 +97
That was after each of his inner circle spent at least 10 mins glazing his nutsack. I'm not an American but it's quite fascinating to watch the "land of the free" sleeping at the wheel on this bullshit.
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NobodyLikedThat1 Mar 26, 2026 +26
Unfortunately we voted for this. There really isn't a mechanism to get rid of him for four years. Unless Congress takes action. But since they're complicit that ain't happening
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CleptoeManiac Mar 26, 2026 +7
I look at it like an episode of Veep. After that Bondi clip from last year where she emphatically stated that no other president had had such a successful start to their term "EVER," I was convinced that they've all got a secret, internal agreement where they meet at the bar later and the person that glazed the thickest drinks for free.
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ldg25 Mar 26, 2026 +9
I'm sorry to tell you that specific embarrassing Bondi moment happened ~6 weeks ago (the Dow has remained below 50000 for ~5 weeks since then)
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TimeisaLie Mar 26, 2026 +17
I can't tell if he actually believes that because his brain is soup or because he's a life long compulsive liar who's never been called out on his shit. It's getting old.
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wholelattapuddin Mar 27, 2026 +9
He also said they offered to give him the pens for free, but he insisted paying 5 dollars a pen. The pens retail for like 2-3 dollars. Also you know he didn't pay for shit.
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mohammedgoldstein Mar 26, 2026 +3
The CEO of Newell Brands (Sharpie) has previously said that they don’t customize the Sharpies but that a 3rd party purchases them and modifies them for the White House.
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SixIsNotANumber Mar 26, 2026 +29
The sundowning is real.  Trumpy is unfit for office. 
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BOHIFOBRE Mar 26, 2026 +26
Always was
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TwistedKiwi Mar 26, 2026 +7
What's never came can't be gone.
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baseketball Mar 26, 2026 +5
He has never been mentally present as President. This is just a repeat of how he handled the pandemic. F*** MAGA
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Kaito__1412 Mar 26, 2026 +10
How can you be gone.. when you were never there to begin with.
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Rebound44 Mar 26, 2026 +3
“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
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[deleted] Mar 26, 2026 +129
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DeathEnducer Mar 27, 2026 +12
Sane washing by oligarch owned and controlled media.
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CanadianGuy39 Mar 26, 2026 +399
So no ships got through. Got it.
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Traditional_Drama_91 Mar 26, 2026 +413
They probably did, and are now steaming on their way to India and china, just like Iran said they were going to allow 
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SNRatio Mar 26, 2026 +149
Yep. Taking credit for deals Iran made with other countries is his kind of clever. His base will believe what they want to believe.
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chris_mac_d Mar 26, 2026 +37
Saying obvious bullshit to gullible rubes must be an American definition of the word clever.
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Nikiaf Mar 26, 2026 +17
A deal *was* made. He just gets to claim that he made it for the base.
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angelus14 Mar 26, 2026 +32
So it was a deal between Iran and other countries... But it's somehow a gift to the US. Okay.
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Fumquat Mar 26, 2026 +9
Yup. It’s the Pakistanis trying to facilitate an off-ramp from this war. If they were talking to an adult of sound mind, they’d be saying, “Yes, we can verify we have influence over Iran, we’ll prove that by having them send X ships through.” But Trump is so hard to keep on task these days, they had to say, “Yes, Sir, We’re really big, POWERFUL people. We can show you how BIG and STRONG and REAL we are by sending a BIG PRESENT SOON Just for YOU, Mr Trump Sir! Just for you!!! Stay tuned buddy! When you see the BIG GIFT ARRIVING you’ll know it’s safe to go out for ICE CREAM with us, and we’ll bring GOLD PENS and PRETTY PAPER to write down all the AMAZING ideas you have for peace!!! Won’t that be fun?!!”
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rizeedd Mar 26, 2026 +9
Pakistani flagged ships are going to India. World peace at last.
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Traditional_Drama_91 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Trumps finally gonna get that prize!
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AssociateGreat2350 Mar 26, 2026 +45
It's completely made up.  I don't know why anyone trusts his word at this point when there's nothing to back it up
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intricate_strands Mar 26, 2026 +24
Ships with Iranian oil that is no longer sanctioned got through. Which was what was happening before this "present." Well, for a little while. The oil has only been santion-free for a short period.
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No_Lemon_3290 Mar 26, 2026 +5
10 ships got through but none of them are heading to the US lol.
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ShareGlittering1502 Mar 26, 2026 +4
Plenty are getting through. They’re paying a toll to Iran or are a favored nation. It’s only boats perceived to be in coordination with the USA and host nations/partial colonies that are targeted AFAIK
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Covah88 Mar 26, 2026 +3
I bet 10 went through and we paid double
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Fr33_Lax Mar 26, 2026 +5
They did Iran is charging a toll now and only if your destination is a friendly country.
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HotIntroduction8049 Mar 26, 2026 +51
10 ships to China.
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btribble Mar 26, 2026 +17
…that the US couldn’t legally stop because of Maritime Law.
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Farrudar Mar 26, 2026 +5
Donald Drumph doesn’t care about laws
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Snoo23533 Mar 26, 2026 +10
Yep. Transaced in yuan. Beginning of the end of the petrodollar.
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theclansman22 Mar 26, 2026 +109
The straight averages 150 ships a day before the war. So congrats on getting 1/15th of the average daily traffic through the strait.
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RobertJ93 Mar 26, 2026 +54
The world just witnessed the president of the US proudly proclaim how he just got extorted by a militarily weaker country with a decimated leadership in a war he started. lol.
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islandsimian Mar 26, 2026 +39
Trump: I lifted the sanctions on Iranian oil and they let 10 Iranian-friendly ships through So Iran made millions and Iranian-friendly countries are getting c****(er) gas. ELI5 how this is "America First"?
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k4kkul4pio Mar 27, 2026 +3
No one sane will see this as a win of any kind but the usual toadies will do the rounds at Faux News and other right leaning channels and the MAGA base will gobble this up, just like they do everything else no matter how ridiculous and out of touch it might be.
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scytob Mar 26, 2026 +49
Err thats not a give to the US. Thats Iran selling oil to other nations and making bank.
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Nurse_Hatchet Mar 26, 2026 +11
Selling oil *at a premium*, no less!
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bulbusmaximus Mar 26, 2026 +54
"They sent us a present and it arrived today" - dumbfuck, just say Iran let ships go through, you don't have to pretend you received a gift.
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xynith116 Mar 26, 2026 +20
A narcissist never admits that something good happening doesn’t somehow involve them, or god forbid, happens despite them.
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Farther_Dm53 Mar 26, 2026 +14
Yeah weren't these nations friendly to iran... They aren't going to attack their own allies. They aren't Donald Trump's Admin who are idiots and would attack their own allies if they saw they could.
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Nosiege Mar 26, 2026 +27
Can Trump please just stop destroying the f****** world Please. I'm so f****** tired of this. Trump is shit. The American people are f****** cowards.
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wowlock_taylan Mar 26, 2026 +11
He will claim credit for literally EVERYTHING.
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AdPure5645 Mar 26, 2026 +10
Dear America I know we are at war with you and you are bombing our military targets and girls schools regularly. And we are plugging up the straight of h. However, we think you are really neat and would like to give you a nice and tremendous present: here is a coupon for 10 free passes through the straight  Anyway, thinking of you uWu and love you lots.  Iran
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00-Monkey Mar 26, 2026 +8
And my guess is that those ships belong to Iran or its allies, enriching the countries that Trump is bombing. Good work 🤦
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macinit1138 Mar 26, 2026 +7
Our president lies as others breathe oxygen, his claims and words are meaningless.
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dnight22 Mar 26, 2026 +5
Yeah sure buddy, they are gifting you because you are such a gentle, polite and honorable gentleman who is bombing Iran very beautifully.
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CounterSeal Mar 26, 2026 +7
To the POTUS, respectfully: Double down on clean energy and high speed rail you stupidass coward
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karsh36 Mar 26, 2026 +6
He desperate. He really didn’t expect this to spiral so far out of control. He really expected another Venezuela. And even the MAGAs are struggling with this one, he did everything he said he wouldn’t, and he’s losing at it
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blackcain Mar 26, 2026 +5
He called it a gift.. hahahaa... WTF, they got paid for those ships, a******. They literally bringing in money to fund the war effort. You stupid piece of shit.
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ThaddCorbett Mar 26, 2026 +6
I need to stop reading the news. Loser Trump is really putting me on tilt these days.
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RLewis8888 Mar 26, 2026 +5
He lies so much it's difficult to know what's true. Can someone confirm the Strait of Hormuz and Ships are real things?
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smurfsundermybed Mar 26, 2026 +4
This is like going up to someone else's table in a restaurant and taking credit for their meal. It had nothing to do with him and it provided no benefit to the country he is supposed to be representing (the united states of America).
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Zedditron Mar 26, 2026 +3
Once again, claiming credit for someone else's thing.
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Unicorn_Puppy Mar 26, 2026 +3
Do anyone even believe half the shit he says anymore? Well.. anyone with half a brain I guess.
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Sensitive_Double8652 Mar 26, 2026 +4
He just doesn’t know when to stop lying
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Yucatan Mar 26, 2026 +4
This is starting to get really pathetic..
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ModernAutomata Mar 26, 2026 +4
Not the first time in history the enemy of an active war sent a present. That present definitely wasn't a horse filled with soldiers.
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Latter-Possibility Mar 26, 2026 +4
Just imagine how may they would’ve let through if he hadn’t bombed them!
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greenman0003 Mar 27, 2026 +4
Yeah, no they didn’t
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External-Example-292 Mar 26, 2026 +3
He's probably confusing Russian ships as US. He forgot to read R and Sian 😂
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Jon_Mace Mar 26, 2026 +3
He is getting the boats in his bathtub confused with reality.
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cat__weasel Mar 26, 2026 +3
I think Iran is a whole new experience for him. Everyone else would politely play along. Iran says lol no mo fo that never happened
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TheBestintheWest11 Mar 26, 2026 +3
illi believe it once Iran confirms it
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luv2ctheworld Mar 26, 2026 +3
Desperate to spin anything so he doesn't look like the loser he is.
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CptnMayo Mar 26, 2026 +3
Epstein files
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Mojoint Mar 26, 2026 +3
This idiot now knows he has fucked up in a major way.
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ASEdouard Mar 26, 2026 +3
You know how many ships went through the strait before the war? ALL OF THEM.
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pistoffcynic Mar 26, 2026 +3
From Forbes magazine (https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.forbes.com/sites/siladityaray/2026/03/18/iran-is-allowing-its-own-oil-and-some-ships-to-pass-through-blocked-hormuz-strait/): "In an [interview with MS Now](https://web.archive.org/web/20260320054640/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHjjRgpvXO4) over the weekend, Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi was asked about the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. He said, “The Strait of Hormuz is open. It is only closed to the tankers and ships belonging to our enemies, to those who are attacking us and their allies. Others are free to pass. Many prefer not to because of their security concerns; this has nothing to do with us. I can say the Strait is not closed, but it is only closed to American and Israeli ships and tankers, not to others.”"
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robbdogg87 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Let me guess Iranian ships sending oil to china 😂
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DiveCat Mar 26, 2026 +3
His handlers must have told him this was a "present" in his 2-minute Tik Tok daily briefing. The man has pea soup for brains.
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Midzotics Mar 26, 2026 +3
Trump is basically Rambo at this point. He was swimming the strait pulling the tankers./s
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Inspect1234 Mar 26, 2026 +3
Iranians are finding out what Putin already knew. The imbecile is easily manipulated and TACO.
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LewisKIII Mar 26, 2026 +3
Not a single f****** thing he says should be believed! All he f****** does is lie!
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bennz1975 Mar 26, 2026 +3
I’ll take “what BS statement will Orange make today” for 10…
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Fine-Mine-3281 Mar 26, 2026 +3
I’m surprised he didn’t declare himself the “Admiral of the Golden Fleet”
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picknicksje85 Mar 26, 2026 +3
That was the present? So before all your interference they were already doing this and more and cheaper.
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Unusual-Ordinary-361 Mar 27, 2026 +3
I don't believe anything he says, he's a blathering idiot. The funniest part of this photo is the look on Licknut's, Nutlick's face. It's like he's wondering how to convincingly present a lie as truth, when asked about Epstein. I don't think that him saying that he took his wife and kids to Epstein Island for a picnic is swaying things in his favor. Poor Pedo. As for Trump, I 'm sure that he thought that he and his "elite warrior" team, led by Peacock Pete, could bomb Iran and, within hours/days, would have defeated a country that's been around for 5000 yrs., and created everlasting peace in the Middle East, something that no one has been able to accomplish, until he came along. Then he would have declared himself the greatest President of all time, not only that, but the Greatest Man who ever lived, the man that God sent to save the World. Billions of people, all over the World would stand, with tears in their eyes, and say, "All Hail the Chief!!! I'm thinking that was his fantasy. The reality is he's fucked up, big time.
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Human_Mask Mar 27, 2026 +3
"Trump says \[Insert a Lie, Gibberish or Fart\]" Every damn time.
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Chazzwozzers Mar 27, 2026 +3
Except it was 5 and none of them are going to the USA.
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minisoo Mar 27, 2026 +3
Before the war, all ships can pass through the Strait of Hormuz. Now Trump celebrates ten ships passing through as "a win"? MAGA supporters are really dumb
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CauliflowerGreen214 Mar 27, 2026 +3
….I can’t believe this is happening
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Adept-Mulberry-8720 Mar 27, 2026 +3
It's not a present to US. It's a deal Made with someone else!
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TedTyro Mar 27, 2026 +3
10 of their own ships, selling Iranian oil when others are blocked from the strait. Something tells me this is a present to themselves, not to Donald J Dementia.
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Snoozems Mar 27, 2026 +3
Getting close to weekend market close~~ who’s ready for weekend fuckery between bells?
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Early-Size370 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Idiot trump. This isn't a gift in the typical sense, it is to show who has the upper hand. How easy it is to play this fool.
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RebelliousInNature Mar 27, 2026 +3
It wasn’t a present to you, but if they posted you a faux gold medal and called you the king of Hormuz, you’d believe that too, wouldn’t you, ya dumb b******.
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BlueHorse_22 Mar 26, 2026 +6
The Art of the Deal for Dummies
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Gloomy-Inspector-834 Mar 26, 2026 +5
The best part of the story isn’t told: they made him pay tariffs.
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Prize_Proof5332 Mar 26, 2026 +5
It was 1 ship, he always exaggerates by a factor of 10. So predictable!
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canspop Mar 26, 2026 +2
A present to the U.S.? Well maybe it helped keep your gas prices lower for a couple of days, but it's rising rapidly now!
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Billy1121 Mar 26, 2026 +2
Are we even getting anything for Christmas now ?
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Aldren Mar 26, 2026 +2
10? just 10 out of the normal 150/day? And Iran was already letting a few countries move through, were these part of those ones? Trump is a walking joke that's not funny
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balooaroos Mar 26, 2026 +2
About ten ships have been going through every day this whole time. The problem is we used to see almost 150 every day. Only a few that Iran has promised not to shoot go each day now.
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pabodie Mar 26, 2026 +2
Oh my God, what an utter f****** dolt. 
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AdHopeful3801 Mar 26, 2026 +2
>Iran allowed 10 oil tankers to pass through the Strait of Hormuz this week as a “present” to the United States, President Donald Trump said. ”Here. As a present to you, we give you a little taste of the state of affairs as it was before you blew it all up.” In better news, it seems quite possible that Donald is ignorant enough that the pre-war status quo is something he would see as a gift from Iran in response to his manliness. And likely he wouldn’t understand that the mere fact Iran can make the offer cements the idea that access to the Strait is Iran’s to give or take in ways that make clear the US has lost, decisively. In which case maybe the marines all get to go home instead of to Kharg.
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makutsi Mar 26, 2026 +2
I'm tired
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Whitefield_guy Mar 26, 2026 +2
The tankers may have been Pakistani-flagged, said Trump, who first hinted at the "present" this week. -------So Iran allowed Pakistani tankers to pass through as a gift to Him.
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Bloodyfluxcapacitor Mar 26, 2026 +2
Any news story that starts with "Trump says" is obsolete and detached from reality.
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m0llusk Mar 26, 2026 +2
25th amendment, you say?
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GrannyMac81 Mar 26, 2026 +2
All heading to China I bet.
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Jos3ph Mar 26, 2026 +2
Used to be 120/day
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epidous Mar 26, 2026 +2
I think "let" is the key word here. Iran is letting him know they are in control of the strait.
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Stevil4583LBC Mar 26, 2026 +2
Only cost us 14 billion
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truttatrotta Mar 26, 2026 +2
He takes his fans for absolute mugs. Then they come out and defend him as if he’s somehow trolling people who know he’s talking shit. Falling for it time after time.
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ficis Mar 26, 2026 +2
Bullshit
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anonskeptic5 Mar 26, 2026 +2
>they were Pakistani-flagged So a present to Pakistan. But Trump can't understand that the present is not for him. Oh yeah, and Iran grants Spanish vessels unrestricted access through Strait of Hormuz.
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robertredberry Mar 26, 2026 +2
AND he found out about it from Fox News. Does he have his own intel or not? F'ing moron.
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hdk49 Mar 26, 2026 +2
Pretty soon 1500, 1600, 400% will be let thru, I negotiated it, they were shaking they were so scared, only I your President could have done it. Thank you for you attention.
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Tobias---Funke Mar 26, 2026 +2
10 Iranian ships.
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lionexx Mar 26, 2026 +2
How delusional this man is, and the things he says, “Iran begging me to end war” while also threatening to rein hell if they don’t agree to a peace deal and a day after Iran put a 25m hit on him… and after they have contradicted everything he’s said, and also said exactly how they would end the war… Delusional.
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Successful_Shake1102 Mar 26, 2026 +2
For f**cs sake, what a f**ing idiot
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Sound_mind Mar 26, 2026 +2
Damn remember when they let all the ships through?
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akluin Mar 26, 2026 +2
That's really one of the worst US era, president is spreading shame on the whole country at crazy speed
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hiroller83 Mar 26, 2026 +2
Did he thank them?
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pointlesspulcritude Mar 26, 2026 +2
Iran working to ensure its allies are looked after, a present to a cretin who has done nothing but worked to destroy relationships with his allies. And he thinks that’s some sort of achievement
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Narf234 Mar 26, 2026 +2
Wow…really reaching for a win huh?
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Lolzebracakes Mar 26, 2026 +2
This ultimately means they haven’t mined the water way yet. Or at least all of it anyway.
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pirategirljess Mar 26, 2026 +2
It's not a present when it's what is expected. Actually, we are expecting ALL ships to pass through. This isn't a gift, it's an excuse for trump to TACO.
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investtill Mar 26, 2026 +2
Has there ever been a time in history where the aggressor who's won the war has to negotiate a peace deal to end the war ?
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Tutorbin76 Mar 26, 2026 +2
For anyone wanting to track the ships in real time: https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.4/centery:26.5/zoom:9
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BallBearingBill Mar 26, 2026 +2
After it happens Trump claims it was for him lol Hey everyone, the gods rose the sun today and you can thank me for that. I also made the sky blue and water wet. I didn't stop at just the sun because I'm a master negotiator - DJT
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MaleficentWin8608 Mar 26, 2026 +2
This is absolute nonsense. Traffic in the strait - as you might imagine - is incredibly curtailed. 
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bcrosby51 Mar 26, 2026 +2
Is this the huge present he was teasing a day or 2 ago?
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william-isaac Mar 26, 2026 +2
what's the deal with all these "trump says" "news" lately?
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Mike-SBA Mar 26, 2026 +2
Those oil ships are not coming to America unless the American oil companies or Trump quietly added an extra few millions to the payment !
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qwogadiletweeth Mar 27, 2026 +2
Pakistan flagged ships apparently. So friends of Iran.
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