Yeah. If it were at 50000 Mexican pesos, then Donnie might see thr inside of a jail cell
3
m0lluskApr 10, 2026
+2
Behold, the American Dollar. We used to call them "Petrodollars".
2
Wilibus2Apr 11, 2026
+4
Pedodollars now.
4
karsh36Apr 10, 2026
+8
They pushed to Saturday so that there will be a Sunday buffer for the market to reduce stock market impact. They have set this up in the expectation it will go poorly and have NASDAQ impact
8
StlCycloneApr 10, 2026
+6
Apparently, yes!
6
HarEr89Apr 10, 2026
+5
TACO Tuesday is every day now. Everyone knows now that he is only bluffing. Trump fears the markets. Trump fears the voters. Trump has no cards
5
halfcrzyApr 10, 2026
+6
Twice a week.
6
Tal_StarApr 10, 2026
+3
sigh.... what can't get just get off the pot already...
3
Conan-Da-BarbarianApr 10, 2026
+3
Taco Tuesday is every taco on a navy ship
3
thecloakofignoranceApr 10, 2026
+2
Biweekly
2
Capricore58Apr 10, 2026
+2
Every day is TACO Tuesday
2
callsonredditApr 10, 2026
+139
> President Trump said Friday that he is ready to use the U.S. military to resume strikes on Iran if peace talks in Pakistan are not successful.
>“We have a reset going. We’re loading up the ships with the best ammunition, the best weapons ever made — even better than what we did previously and we blew them apart,” Trump told the New York Post.
139
MN_Yogi1988Apr 10, 2026
+192
If you already blew them apart then why would you need to go back?
192
isthereadrwhoApr 10, 2026
+83
So you can win again
83
BeyonderrApr 10, 2026
+36
I am tired of all this winning
36
wolf_of_mainst99Apr 10, 2026
+21
You can't win a war if you don't start one
21
Odd-VisitApr 10, 2026
+9
Have you considered running for president?
9
LostnFoundAgainAgainApr 10, 2026
+4
As an outsider this is what Trump looks to me, he wants to be this big w***** of wars and grand diplomatic achievements marking the way for US superiority for centuries to come, it's why it's always about him and his achievements, and how he is the centre of it all.
Don't think he realises that being a selfish c*** doesn't make that happen, the world will watch the US closely for years after this shit show.
4
TWIT_TWATApr 10, 2026
+34
We totally destroyed them already, that’s why last Tuesday we were going to totally destroy them. Except we didn’t have to totally destroy them because there was a ceasefire. Except there was no ceasefire. But this time, if there isn’t a ceasefire we are going to totally destroy them. Got it?
34
WafflePartyOrgyApr 10, 2026
+12
June 2025: Trump declared "total obliteration" of Iran's key nuclear enrichment facilities. Got angry at reporters and his own intelligence agencies for even suggesting otherwise. Total obliteration!
March 2026: Weeks away from getting the bomb.
12
completelypositiveApr 10, 2026
+6
You may have won the war, but you'll never take my battle!
6
given2fly_Apr 10, 2026
+6
And they were already the best weapons ever, now they have even better?
He's a shitty reality TV host, this is the only way he knows how to talk.
6
Routine_Bit_8184Apr 10, 2026
+3
like that little girl he raped, Iran bit him on the d*** and now he is having a hissy fit that his weak target fought back.
3
Senior-budApr 10, 2026
+19
He speaks like an uneducated child I suspect this is not going to go well with him calling the shots.
19
HarEr89Apr 10, 2026
+7
Trump is too dumb and tired. He could just walk away and Hormuz is still closed for most ships.
7
metalconscriptApr 10, 2026
+5
Well I guess he was actually saving the best for last…
5
Majestic-Attitude615Apr 11, 2026
+6
best ammunition - better than before? like what - are we making ammo out of gold or something? (I could see him wanting to gild every weapon in gold or something heh) - or maybe we have photon torpedoes now
6
AgUnityDDApr 11, 2026
+3
Strategically Iran MUST call his bluff again, at least one more time, I'm pretty sure they know that and won't bend on their terms yet.
I definitely don't trivialise the loss of life that will result but cannot see why Iran would negotiate under threats when it's abundantly clear if they take a little more short-term pain they get a clear upper hand.
3
sask357Apr 10, 2026
+2
Where is the USS Tripoli now? Genuinely curious and I can't find the information anywhere.
2
txkwatchApr 10, 2026
+335
Is he going to be on one?
335
Suspicious_Flower_0Apr 10, 2026
+73
I wouldn't like to be on the hazmat team cleaning *that* turd up
73
murphydogscruffApr 11, 2026
+3
Turds are solid. He hasn’t had a solid bowel movement in fifty years.
3
minnow87Apr 10, 2026
+27
I can’t believe how opsec is completely out the window with this administration. If I announced that the Air Force would be targeting certain buildings at a certain time I would’ve been nailed to a cross.
27
Deltafoxtrot125Apr 10, 2026
+14
I guess it's not treason when His Majesty, King Donald I, Lord Regent of the Kingdom of America leaks intel to the enemy of the nation
14
Sieve-BoyApr 10, 2026
+2
>I guess it's not treason when His Majesty, King Donald I, Lord Regent of the Kingdom of America leaks.
Just saying
2
ABucinApr 10, 2026
+3
*Cross Nailing at: 5PM.*
3
ImaginationSea2767Apr 10, 2026
+4
You see
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
4
daschandeApr 10, 2026
+10
He's been on one for the past decade.
10
No-Purchase9700Apr 10, 2026
+2
If they put him on a jet, the jet will need to be hooked up to a refuelling plane the whole way.
2
D0ntEatPaperApr 10, 2026
+2
Does a yacht count?
2
AnastasiaWookieTitsApr 10, 2026
+52
Not that he was ever an intellectual to begin with, but he seems to be getting dumber by the day. He genuinely doesn't seem to understand anything more about this situation than 'we can blow stuff up'.
52
VeGe-Apr 11, 2026
+2
You can tell it from his changed stare that he is out.
2
larryfromhopeApr 10, 2026
+132
The nonstop threats that this administration issue daily is ripping at my patriotism.
132
karsh36Apr 10, 2026
+119
I've lost every last ounce of American exceptionalism I felt growing up, and I grew up in a very patriotic family. All I can think of now is just how absolutely awful so many of my countrymen are.
119
metalconscriptApr 10, 2026
+48
I am with you on that. It started chipping away the more I learned from the 2003 Iraq invasion, then watching after our actions created ISIS, the response to COVID, no justice in regards to the terrorists on J6, and now all of the stuff that has happened in less than a year. My service to this country has been rendered useless and devoid of purpose.
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Terrible-Growth1652Apr 10, 2026
+2
Well thanks anyways 🙏
2
Legitimate-Tip-2149Apr 10, 2026
+23
Sadly this is the rot exceptionalism causes. Pride cometh before the fall.
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Alive_InternetApr 10, 2026
+2
The US military is still a prime example of American exceptionalism, and the best in the world. The issue is with the way this administration is using (or misusing) the military.
2
Puzzleheaded_Knee_53Apr 10, 2026
+17
Nothing about it is exceptional, you just spend an insane amount of money on war lobbyism instead of your own people
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DexJediApr 10, 2026
+7
You make it sound like American exceptionalism is a good thing?
7
livy-aureliaApr 11, 2026
+2
he probably thinks the war on terror was a good thing.
2
livy-aureliaApr 11, 2026
+6
the military has always been used to hurt and destroy innocent people for the sake of our ruling class. what world have you been living in?
6
BlueHighwindzApr 10, 2026
+17
Basically lost any reason to be patriotic years ago.
17
MR1120Apr 10, 2026
+16
Mine is gone. Whatever pride I once felt in my country has been utterly destroyed by Trump and his supporters. No one should be proud of America now.
16
ElectricorchestraApr 10, 2026
+19
I'm a Canadian so different circumstances. Your guys tax money is being wasted daily. I imagine it feels great to know you paid to blow up a school of kids. It also must feel great that everyday you're getting absolutely fleeced by your government.
Also I see like minor resistance on Listnook but on all other media I consume your country seems to love this shit.
19
SituationalPenguinApr 10, 2026
+14
MAGA has a monopoly on news and entertainment now.
14
thecloakofignoranceApr 10, 2026
+8
Im a canadian too.
Honestly, the damage to my emotional connection with usa is profound.
In my heart of hearts, I want america to lose. Im also Jewish and woukd relish that psychopathic state taking a pummeling too
8
Puzzleheaded_Knee_53Apr 10, 2026
+12
Im german and really really really want the EU and Canada to become close buddies and completely ignore all of the US. I'm so sick of US culture, US politics, US anything. I don't want anything to do with that country anymore, and I say that knowing most people over there are completely decent.
I'm just so tired of the US being an openly evil anti-intellectual ultra-rich third world country for my entire life
12
ElectricorchestraApr 10, 2026
+4
Yeah I'd much rather go back to a time in which I didn't have to care about the American President.
I also think as Canadians we need to think about the way America is rotting us. Look at our conservative party federally. They are getting kinda MAGA. Also I'm not from Alberta but Alberta in general seems to enjoy the same Vico that Americans are.
4
thecloakofignoranceApr 10, 2026
+2
Which is why I am mor idly grateful for the iran fiasco and eastern. Iy is harder and harder to make maga look like a role model
edit: I'd edit this if I knew what the fork I was saying when I wrote it
2
SocratesticlesApr 10, 2026
+3
You mean you don’t feel absolute pride and admiration at the greatest president ever being so strong it makes other big strong men weep from him finally strongly telling Iran what they need to hear? How unpatriotic of you
3
HarEr89Apr 10, 2026
+3
Empty threats. And the Iranian regime knows it.
3
BlipBlapBloppityBoopApr 10, 2026
+3
Only idiots and the ignorant remain capable of American patriotism at this point.
3
DNABeastApr 10, 2026
+38
If the peace talks for Iran happen in Pakistan they’ve gone east, not south.
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mayy_dayyApr 10, 2026
+4
And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom!
4
IntelArtiGenApr 10, 2026
+4
Well, sure, Pakistan is to the East that's *totally objective*, but while they're in the northern hemisphere, it's a fact that they're also in the Global South.
4
SwvellyBentsApr 10, 2026
+15
What ever became of the thousands of marines and special forces troops we already sent there? Did they just hitch a ride home after the big cease fire?
15
jeffersonianMIApr 11, 2026
+7
The build-up for the Iraq invasion took six months. Iran is triple the size and double the population. Plus they can hit staging areas.
7
RarelyReadRepliesApr 10, 2026
+14
Is he getting more orange? The contrast between his ears and face is wild.
14
TotheendofsinApr 10, 2026
+5
I dont think its that so much as it is the parts of him that he doesn't spray tan are getting paler with age
5
spf1971Apr 10, 2026
+5
What I don't understand is that he must have staff that takes care of things; suits, ballcaps, hair, makeup. Why doesn't anyone tell him that when his face is orange and there is a line by his ears that is white; he's not fooling anyone.
5
moofunkApr 10, 2026
+4
Those people telling him such things were fired a long time ago.
4
Tough_RepresentativeApr 10, 2026
+9
“I ended NINE wars and I’m about to end TEN wars many people are saying it”
9
IntelArtiGenApr 10, 2026
+2
Don't say that or he'll try to "end" another war.
2
iamagermanpotatoApr 10, 2026
+2
I ended this war 8 times!
2
RampantPrototypingApr 11, 2026
+2
I legit cant tell if this is a real quote
2
NgothadeiApr 10, 2026
+8
> Trump says military is ‘loading up the ships’ if peace talks with Iran go south in Pakistan
If peace talks go south, at least something in that plan finally has direction
8
HogwartsXpress36Apr 10, 2026
+22
Quid pro quo Mr powers quid pro quo
22
someguy7710Apr 10, 2026
+5
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR!!
5
accushot865Apr 10, 2026
+15
He doesn’t want the peace talks to go anywhere but south. He’ll see the world burn before he admits a loss
15
ivejApr 10, 2026
+6
The beatings will continue until morale improves
6
sunny0_0Apr 10, 2026
+6
To say Trump's brain is oatmeal would be an insult to oatmeal. His single brain cell is focused on squashing news about the Trump-Epstein files, so anything else that happens in the world at his direction is based only on when and how many times he crapped his pants in a given day.
6
the_mighty_peacockApr 10, 2026
+6
At this point Im just waiting for the newest lego hiphop banger to drop making fun of Trump's latest statements.
6
Covah88Apr 10, 2026
+6
Weren't we like 4 hours away from annihilating their civilisation? Were the ships not loaded yet? Or did you load them, unloading them, and are now loading them again?
Dumb f****** c***.
6
try_to_be_nice_okApr 11, 2026
+5
Turns out Trump's incredible negotiation skills are just "bully, harass and threaten".
5
Wanna_make_cashApr 10, 2026
+4
I love some good weekend market manipulation. Expect an escalation tomorrow and Sunday, followed by a miraculous extension and sign that talks are going well Monday morning
4
handsomeladdApr 10, 2026
+2
It’s f****** pure insanity
2
userhwonApr 10, 2026
+5
Just need him on a ship. And a plank. Nothing else.
5
pre_punApr 10, 2026
+8
2nd year sweep for the FIFA Piss Prize is gearing up apparently
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ObviouslyRealPersonApr 10, 2026
+16
Who is he even threatening if Iran is completely unphased by the bombing?
Bomb away, the strait will remain closed with each and every bomb only serving to reset the clock on when the strait will open.
Which seems to be Trump's goal, him, his oil buddies and Putin seem to want high oil prices
16
PharoseApr 10, 2026
+4
High oil prices will destroy the republicans in the mid terms. Trump will try to rig the elections anyways but he will be in big trouble if the dems take the senate and congress.
4
FuckCanadaGeeseApr 10, 2026
+4
Not gonna work. Trump showed his bluff. Now he is fucked like the dumb c*** he is.
4
W31337Apr 10, 2026
+5
Always great to launch threats ahead of negotiations 🥴
5
beachbum1337Apr 10, 2026
+3
USA is so powerful we have won this War 5 times already, and about to go for 6.
3
Dude-GoodApr 10, 2026
+3
Sure 🌮
3
ToCityZenApr 10, 2026
+3
If he tells you what he’s doing, he’s most certainly not going to do that.
Possession is 9/10th of the law. Just now the US authorized the release of Iran’s frozen funds through South Korea. Read his book and you’ll see his only “tool” is bluster. Broken record. He does need to safe face though. Who knows what this will look like.
3
Content_Big8484Apr 10, 2026
+3
Ofcourse he's saying this. Afterall the markets are about to close, what better way for him and his friends to make more money from this chaos.
3
GromitATLApr 10, 2026
+3
Yeah, yeah, we get it. You'll unleash hell and fury and what not.
Blah, blah, blah.
3
Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 10, 2026
+3
I will not accept any agreement which does not include our handing over the entire Trump family to Iran.
3
Altruistic_Finger669Apr 10, 2026
+3
Always a good way to have negotiations
3
myopinionisrubbishApr 10, 2026
+3
That means he will invade as soon as they come close to a peace plan.
3
BOPSurfcastingApr 10, 2026
+3
The Iranian regime do not trust Trump at all, first he pulls the US out of the 2015 nuclear deal, then he attacks them in the middle of negotiations. Then in the middle of peace talks he threatens to wipe out the whole Iranian civilisation. I think the Iranians know Trump won't stick to any deal.
3
leisurechefApr 10, 2026
+3
Yeah load them up & go home, idiot
3
LightBeerOnIceApr 10, 2026
+3
F*** this a******. 10 ways to Sunday, can't he just stroke out already. Enough.
3
HarEr89Apr 10, 2026
+3
The Iranian regime is laughing about Donald TACO Trump's daily empty threats.
3
m0lluskApr 10, 2026
+3
It's like he was thinking: "What could I say that would make me sound like a total c***?"
3
No-Law9829Apr 11, 2026
+3
Hope you kids are ready to die for Israel and the billionaire class!
3
TheOpeningAct2Apr 11, 2026
+3
This guy worst person to mediate and make deals.
3
GladWarthog1045Apr 10, 2026
+2
I'd the peace talks go south, they'll wind up in India
2
CoondiggetyApr 10, 2026
+2
🇺🇸F*** TRUMP🇺🇸
2
Sh0ckValu3Apr 10, 2026
+2
I've been eating so many Tacos! Best President Ever!
2
chwk_throwaway1Apr 10, 2026
+2
Lemme guess, another deadline?
2
qwogadiletweethApr 10, 2026
+2
They have no nuclear capability, all their war ships are gone, they have no missiles left, the strait is open, and the war is won. Why load up?
2
AngryceoApr 10, 2026
+3
they have lots of munitions. they have been stock piling for this for a very long time. and fortifying the area
3
pogo0004Apr 10, 2026
+2
"While we pretend to have peace talks we are gathering and reinforcing our military force in the area"
2
KonowlApr 10, 2026
+2
What did I miss what happened to the two week ceasefire lol
2
Several-Opposite-746Apr 10, 2026
+2
I've won more wars than any other president, at least a dozen against Iran alone. Many people are saying Alexander wasn't so great, but you sir, you are Great.
2
boilerdamApr 10, 2026
+2
It's Friday and here we go again... hope people loaded up on stocks coz you can sell on Monday before Taco Tuesday!
2
WentilApr 10, 2026
+2
Every Tuesday is TACO Tuesday, it seems.
2
swat18idApr 10, 2026
+2
What number peace plan are we on?
2
Plzlaw4meApr 10, 2026
+2
If? Idk how else to say this, but you don’t send Vance when you want diplomatic talks to go well. He can MARGINALLY buy donuts successfully. Does anyone think that he can take a losing war that was started without purpose that we are desperate to end, and somehow turn that into something for the country. I am certain he can get something for Trump personally, but nothing that will benefit the general population.
2
every-day_throw-awayApr 10, 2026
+2
You aren't loading up shit TACO man
2
thermalcryApr 10, 2026
+2
Bloviating dipshit fat f*** loser.
2
handsomeladdApr 10, 2026
+2
F*** this dog shit reality show
2
SureSell6750Apr 10, 2026
+2
How on earth can they have the gall to say they’re going into these so called peace talks in good faith, when the president is saying “we’re loading up the ships”
Honestly I wouldn’t even bother
2
MR_Nobody_204Apr 10, 2026
+2
Oh Don Snorleon. I know your loading something up. Melania will have to throw out that entire outfit again.
2
Mike-SBAApr 10, 2026
+2
KA-CHING ! Military Industrial Complex is planning for the government orders to replenish the weapons that Trump will waste !
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AccordingInsect3481Apr 10, 2026
+2
Require that they keep VD Pants.
2
jbombdotcomApr 11, 2026
+2
If he was serious about peace talks, we would be ready g a deployment of 350,000 troops right now to prepare for a land invasion. Right now, it looks like we’re inept and in a terrible negotiating position
2
CarbongaApr 11, 2026
+2
That's what cease fires are for. If you wanted peace there would be peace. This will take a loooooooooooong time to end.
2
Live-Process-1482Apr 11, 2026
+2
Loading the ships to come home and the stock market will be rocketing Monday 😝
2
LensGatorApr 11, 2026
+2
Is Baron helping? There are some high shelves that need stacking
2
blackcainApr 10, 2026
+2
This clown was about to destroy Iran within hours but now he has to bring them in? Like aren't they already there? I'm very confused.
2
ChajosApr 10, 2026
+2
I think its enough time until Tuesday, to escalate a bit more and then do the TACO Tuesday again.
2
Substantial_Milk8170Apr 10, 2026
+2
Describing a potential modern military conflict as 'loading up the ships' makes it sound like we're preparing for an 18th-century pirate blockade. The rhetoric is always just profoundly unserious.
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GreatBoneStructureApr 10, 2026
+2
Strongly loading them up in a bigly powerful way, but not yet the nuclear, sadly.
2
DissidantApr 10, 2026
+1
I assumed he was gearing up for a ~~distract~~ \*cough\* ground invasion after the Melania stuff anyhow
What a small person he is
1
BigFuckHead_Apr 10, 2026
+1
Markets fully close at 8.
1
TSJormungandrApr 10, 2026
+1
I’m always for our sailors and troops but the Navy is running on Zyn and energy drinks. Not great for readiness. Can’t believe these guys aren’t zombies with that combo.
1
AngryceoApr 10, 2026
+1
ie he has already made up his mind
1
raerae1991Apr 10, 2026
+1
Pretty sure this was the plan all along, the cease-fire and peace talks was to buy him time
1
SteppyjimApr 10, 2026
+1
Yeah yeah more bluster from this b****. He ain’t gonn do shit and Iran knows it. Thats why they’re laughing at him
1
metadatameApr 10, 2026
+1
You don't hold any cards djt and you know it. Just send up the white flag and let's get on with it
1
Elegant_TechApr 10, 2026
+1
Good thing Bibi doesn't have his investigations starting back up Sundays causing him to continue to bomb Lebanon to sink the talks. Oh, wait Lebanon is getting pounded again right now.
1
InfiniteNerve1384Apr 10, 2026
+1
Well what’s the news? When are we supposed to get an update on these “talks”?
1
Marklar172Apr 10, 2026
+1
Sounds about right for Friday afternoon Taco cycle
1
owen__wilsons__noseApr 10, 2026
+1
I mean this isn't nearly the same level of threat as ending the entire Persian civilization and they didn't blink then , so ...
1
caliboy559Apr 10, 2026
+1
He has no clue what he is doing 🤦🏻♂️ No take that back he likes creating problems to hide from problems and hoping everyone believes his bs 🙄
1
TarnishedAccountApr 10, 2026
+1
Dude loves to talk shit
1
Gildenstern2uApr 10, 2026
+1
TACO Don
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SurturielApr 10, 2026
+1
What he's going to put the armada? Up his a******? What part of a "strait" he doesn't get?
1
NetworkChance4914Apr 10, 2026
+1
Why are you doing that Dementia D0nny?
1
Elegant_Emu952Apr 10, 2026
+1
Ain't happening, Trump. The Military is going to put Trump in his place.
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2beatenupApr 11, 2026
+3
I wish. About time. They owe allegiance to the constitution not the President.
3
Aggravating_Bat3618Apr 11, 2026
+1
Oh, those mythical battleships?
1
DrPsyz9Apr 11, 2026
+1
He means when.
1
hanr86Apr 11, 2026
+1
Spy ath monday
1
TheRuneMeisterApr 11, 2026
+1
In case anyone ia wondering, this has nothing to do with negotiation at all. Unless you think a mugger ‘negotiates’ for your money. Trump has been bullying people his entire life. Thats what he means when he says negotiate. He means getting his way.
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