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News & Current Events Apr 2, 2026 at 5:44 PM

Trump says the Iran war could end in 2 weeks. That's long been his go-to timeline

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eaunoway Apr 2, 2026 +21
He didn't say which 2 weeks, did he?
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ResidentKelpien Apr 2, 2026 +15
Due to his increasing dementia, he is unable to conceive of a timeframe beyond 2 weeks.
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StevenMC19 Apr 2, 2026 +3
"There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet."
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VanCardboardbox Apr 2, 2026 +2
*time is a flat circle*
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HeavyMetalPootis Apr 2, 2026 +1
Near the end of my Mom's life as she was battling cancer, her mind started to become cloudier due to her condition. The brainfog was caused by a secondary infection. At that point, she wasn't able to tell me what day it was. Usually repeated a later date, even after I had told her the day 5 minutes before and multiple times through the day. Ultimately, the end was near and the battle was lost in a couple weeks after the behaviour was noticed. (Tried to intervene but conditions didn't improve after the infection was supposedly treated.) My point is that allot of the President's mannerisms and confusion remind me of how my parents were near the end of their lives (both), minus the rotten character and preference for violence our President has shown. We're collectively in a terrible situation with DJT occupying the office of the president...
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Imaginary-Ad-7919 Apr 2, 2026 +7
When the war started, I remember him saying it would take 2–3 weeks. That was a month ago. I don’t trust anything Trump says anymore and never had.
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Danjiks88 Apr 2, 2026 +4
What’s the over / under on boots on the ground tonight?
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StevenMC19 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Maybe in two weeks.
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zaparthes Apr 2, 2026 +3
He's lying. As usual.
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RecordingBoothHermit Apr 2, 2026 +3
He lies as he breathes, but “two weeks” is the tell that he’s spouting an especially obvious brand of bullshit.
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Shutupfanboy Apr 2, 2026 +3
It’s like the Tom Hanks movie “The Money Pit”. The construction crew always tells him it’ll be finished in two weeks and then two weeks later, they repeat until he kills them all with a f****** flamethrower.
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frieddumplings Apr 2, 2026 +2
It could, but it also could not. Depends on whether the Iranians roll over or not.
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Solonohioperson Apr 2, 2026 +2
He said that 2 weeks ago and 2 weeks before that.
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Nice-Lakes Apr 2, 2026 +2
Eh that means the war will end when the Epstein files are released!
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Throwaway_IOP Apr 2, 2026 +2
Remember when he said COVID would be over by Easter? Nothing he says is true.
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GeshtiannaSG Apr 3, 2026 +1
COVID was over by Easter. >!2023.!<
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washu_z Apr 2, 2026 +2
The healthcare bill that was going to fix everything and be so easy and so c**** to replace the Afforable Care Act— still just two weeks away! God I hate these people. And most mainstream media still pretending he’s a serious person.
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Kuekuatsu_Moon__7 Apr 2, 2026 +2
Trump says he won the war in the “first hour” on the “first day.” A few days later, he says: “we are winning the war by a lot,” while simultaneously saying we need to “finish the job.” He then asks his allies for help to win the war, only to retract (after being rejected) and say it’s too late for them to “join wars after we’ve already won.” All of this to destroy a nuclear program he claims he already destroyed last year... Go figure.
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qdim42 Apr 2, 2026 +1
OMG he solved Ukraine war in 1 day. If you recalculate his understanding of a the trump day then this war will take for a generation.
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jediporcupine Apr 2, 2026 +1
It’s been two weeks since it was two weeks away from being two weeks, Donnie
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Main-Bandicoot6477 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Ya think??
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clueless_in_ny_or_nj Apr 2, 2026 +1
It's always two weeks. It was two weeks, two weeks ago.
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Prize-Bumblebee-2192 Apr 2, 2026 +1
That’s his go-to when he doesn’t expect an end or anything to happen. His healthcare plan was always two weeks away during first admin
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anthematcurfew Apr 2, 2026 +1
We can celebrate with infrastructure week!
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Pokerhobo Apr 2, 2026 +1
He has concepts of a plan
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FitWrap1959 Apr 2, 2026 +1
That's his new strategy. He figures that if he keeps periodically sneaking an extra two weeks into 2026, people won't notice and he can extend his term (and the war in Iran) indefinitely. There's pros & cons to the leader of your country having dementia. Mostly cons to date, unfortunately.
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o0o0o0o0o0opo0o0o0o0 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Coincidentally the same time frame as the typical news cycle. Also an enormous strategic blunder as all Iran has to do is wait out 2 weeks. That gives them all the leverage.
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erakis1 Apr 2, 2026 +1
2 weeks is 6 market swings. I can’t believe the markets still react to what he says because he is fully unreliable.
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bigbucksnowhamies Apr 2, 2026 +1
Akin to the infamous: concepts of a health plans that will be out in 2 weeks. F****** serial rapist and pedophile piece of shit!
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DeeperThoughts57 Apr 2, 2026 +1
America is not leaving trump's war in Iran until Israel gives permission.
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TriceCreamSundae Apr 2, 2026 +1
The way he constantly goes on about how whatever he’s talking about has never been seen before, nobody has ever seen anything like it. He has to repeat/restate everything two or three times, adding more superlatives each go round to be sure you’re buying the bullshit. Guy is gone.
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root_fifth_octave Apr 2, 2026 +1
Tax returns, an ACA replacement, coronavirus going away, a healthcare plan, etc
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jbrayfour Apr 3, 2026 +1
The same two weeks away as his big beautiful, very affordable healthcare plan that we’ve been promised for the last 11 years.
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ill0gitech Apr 3, 2026 +1
Well we know it’s not going to be after his ACA replacement, he made it clear the US has no money to fight a war with Iran and provide health care to Americans
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