What peace talks, Iran just said ceasefire is over lol
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FuguSandwichApr 8, 2026
+414
Not to mention, before this war even started Iran said to take back Kushner and Witkoff and send Vance. They literally see Kushner and Witkoff as the bad faith negotiators who were "negotiating" when the bombs began to drop.
414
CTQ99Apr 9, 2026
+137
Kushner also has no official government position. He shouldn't be around any of these things period.
137
Black_MoonsApr 9, 2026
+11
Isn't it extremely illegal to negotiate on behalf of the US government if your not a US government official?
11
joshrealerApr 9, 2026
+11
Add it to the other million illegal stuff done by the administration.
11
wg_shillApr 8, 2026
+96
Kushner and Witkoff are both Jews.
96
manefaApr 8, 2026
+107
Kushner literally grew up with Netanyahu.
107
FuzzyMcBittyApr 8, 2026
+23
Aren’t we talking about Jared, who is 45?
23
manefaApr 8, 2026
+76
Yes. Family friend and regular visitor to their home. This is all public information.
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FuzzyMcBittyApr 8, 2026
+15
“Grew up with” usually refers to people who were children together.
I would not say that I grew up with Bob because he was the father of one of my friends.
I think I understand your meaning now, though. Thanks for clarifying.
15
techauditorApr 8, 2026
+53
Grew up around ** perhaps
53
biscuitarseApr 8, 2026
+70
You're being anti-semantic!!!
70
mt8-5Apr 8, 2026
+24
And pro-pedantic lol
24
kinglouie493Apr 8, 2026
+15
Vance isn't in on the grift...
15
meechmeechmeechoApr 8, 2026
+31
Depends on how you view the argument that JD Vance is Peter Thiel’s handpicked white house representative. Based on their well documented connection, he very likely is in on the grift. He’s just not Jewish.
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manefaApr 8, 2026
+11
Vance believes in us isolationism. Remember when maga was all about that? He’s just being quiet about it so as not to upset dear leader.
11
Dry_Departure_7813Apr 9, 2026
+4
Vances only ideology is "opportunism" the man is an empty shell willing to fill himself with whatever bullshit he thinks will get him another rung up the ladder. Its why he was an ardent critic of trump and now he licks his boots.
4
Reno_CashApr 9, 2026
+2
Vance probably doubled his net worth today when oil dropped and stocks bounced and JD knew all of that. Just speculating.
2
severinusofnoricumApr 8, 2026
+2
Damn it, I hope I don’t have to think of him as having some sort of integrity at least when compared to the rest of the administration
2
CMidnightApr 8, 2026
+36
He doesn't, he just being left out because they don't like him
36
Sweet-Competition-15Apr 8, 2026
+6
I think that's a widely held assumption!
6
CommunicationLife753Apr 8, 2026
+48
trump and his love for peace ykyk
48
DebentureThymeApr 8, 2026
+34
They're restricting it temporarily, and they're saying it's over *if* Israel continues to attack Lebanon.
34
MessMaximum5493Apr 8, 2026
+54
We all know Israel doesn't want the ceasefire keep your hopes down lol
54
DebentureThymeApr 8, 2026
+26
Oh my other comments make it clear I'm well aware they don't want a ceasefire. Israel sees an opportunity to seize parts of southern Lebanon, an opportunity that will slip through their grasp should they be forced into ending hostilities and backing off entirely.
Israel doesn't care what it does to world stability, what war it might fully ignite. They see something they want and they're going to try to take it.
The actual survivors of the Holocaust would be horrified at what their children and children's children have decided is acceptable. Israel has a right to exist (maybe they didn't when it was founded like 75ish years ago, but too much time and settlement has passed to just say millions and millions should just go elsewhere now). But that doesn't mean they have a right to take new lands, treat other people as inhuman, commit war crimes and crimes against humanity. Their leadership has got to go, corrupt as all f***.
26
MessMaximum5493Apr 8, 2026
+20
Western countries need to sanction Israel like they did with Russia but we all know they wont
20
vonGlickApr 8, 2026
+2
Yes but the problem is US. They will not join and it will cause even more tensions in Europe-US relations.
2
MessMaximum5493Apr 8, 2026
+11
At this point Europe should just sanction the US too, Vance was in Hungary helping Putin campaign for Orban. It is clear they are on the other side
11
gurney__halleckApr 8, 2026
+2
usa just sent a bunch of bombers en route to Iran....it might not be long before it's really done
2
What-a-CrockApr 8, 2026
+2
Mind sharing source?
2
[deleted]Apr 8, 2026
+323
[removed]
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Gavin1453Apr 8, 2026
+96
Apparently, the Iranians specifically requested him
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pixeltackleApr 8, 2026
+78
They can have Trump, too. But they have to take Vance now. No returns.
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crackrabbit012Apr 8, 2026
+9
No backsies!
9
Smart_Barnacle_7736Apr 8, 2026
+24
We should eagerly honor the request and serve a side dish of Kushner/Huckabee with it.
24
Familiar_Bathroom793Apr 8, 2026
+10
I wonder if it’s because they know that Vance doesn’t support more wars in the Middle East.
10
DrManhattan_DDMApr 8, 2026
+13
It’s because they’ve seen many times that Trump will lash out at anyone he perceives as taking attention away from him. Can’t let someone else get credit for completing the negotiations successfully, even if it means sabotaging the talks.
13
PlasticWolverine6037Apr 8, 2026
+2
Nah it’s because they know the people who put him in that position are the real rulers of America
2
IScreamPianoApr 8, 2026
+5
Yeah, because Kushner and Witkoff were previously sent, and they can be trusted even less than Vance.
5
leisurechefApr 8, 2026
+6
They want to see if he really does wear makeup
6
GearOk7360Apr 8, 2026
+2
Is it still makeup when it's tattooed on?
2
AnonEMoussieApr 8, 2026
+2
And his hotel room will have a vast array of love seats and fluffy chairs.
2
church-rosserApr 8, 2026
+4
Way to couch that 💪 No need to cross dress that reference in lipstick and mascara or drag in a bunch of hyperbole. Just the straight facts.
4
TurbulentPromise4812Apr 8, 2026
+10
A lot of Arab and Persian sitting areas have pillows on the floor; it's possible they're not worried for their nice sofas
10
kraeutrpolizeiApr 8, 2026
+2
Chef’s kiss
2
faffc260Apr 8, 2026
+2
yeah I'm all for this, we give them vance....I don't really care what we get back.
2
blankarageApr 8, 2026
+2
hide your chairs hide your couches?
2
Redpoint77Apr 8, 2026
+2
Any negotiations will have to take place on a couch, not a table.
2
HchrisHApr 8, 2026
+358
Why? Is Israel going to bomb these ones too?
358
k_realtorApr 8, 2026
+90
Isreal can't bomb Pakistan, they got nukes.
90
solidsnake4933Apr 8, 2026
+12
Israel is coming after Pakistan after Iran. You know its in their plans.
12
zemelbApr 8, 2026
+36
There is a near zero percent chance that Israel would bomb a nuclear armed nation. They’re not suicidal.
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erovApr 9, 2026
+17
Which only justifies why Iran wants a weapon really .. they are painted as someone who'd recklessly attack countries.. but thats what we are doing.
17
Aggravating_Bus655Apr 9, 2026
+21
They'd get their asses handed to them if they tried.
Look, I love shitting on Pakistan, their govt is a bunch of fundamentalist, lying snakes and their people love getting oppressed by said govt. But they're not the standard arab nation which Israel can just slap around lol. They have nukes, a proper trained military and chinese and US tech to boot.
21
ZookeepergameNo296Apr 9, 2026
+5
and eat a 100 nuke fist to the face? There is a big reason Pakistan hasnt been touched so far and it starts with an N
5
BlindmailmanApr 8, 2026
+4
I thought Turkey was their next target
4
stegjohnApr 9, 2026
+4
Turkey is a NATO member, that would be suicidal for Israel.
4
Mac62961Apr 8, 2026
+150
Witkof and f****** Kushner should be NO WHERE near talks they are the idiots that helped us bumble into this shit. Kushner has no position in the US government and Witkof sells condos/ plays golf with trump.
150
Routine_Bit_8184Apr 9, 2026
+20
they also know nothing about the subject at hand. if you take talk seriously you send experts not clowns.
20
Upset_Match_3705Apr 9, 2026
+8
Did Rubio go on vacation? All I hear is POtuS, vPOtuS, and secRETARy of Defense (war crimes). Doesn’t the Chief Diplomat have a role in all this? I feel like he’s been squeezed out for the last couple weeks …
8
bulbusmaximusApr 8, 2026
+196
They kept Bin Laden safe for years. I'm sure they could keep this mascara queen safe for a week.
196
__Yakovlev__Apr 8, 2026
+66
It's not about safety. Vance has fallen out of grace and is now being punished by trump for his disobedience by keeping him away from the important stuff. Basically nullifying his chance of ever becoming president after trump kicks the bucket.
66
The_Bitter_BearApr 8, 2026
+23
I've been too focused on well... everything else. What happened to cause Vance to make it to his shit list?
Not that I'm upset. The more infighting the better.
23
Horror_Response_1991Apr 8, 2026
+31
Anytime Vance is talked about as being the next President, Trump gets pissed off
31
Putrid_Roll_5524Apr 8, 2026
+19
Republicans are so stupid they don’t even realize they’ve invested all their eggs in the Trump basket. Not the Trump movement basket but TRUMP. He won’t ever name a successor unless it’s his direct family, and the closer we get to midterms the more they NEED someone to be the clear leader. After that it’s too late. Are you going to piss off the active president? Are you going to fall in line while the world tries to leave it behind? And all republicans have to decide that within what’ll be two years now? Yeah…
19
__Yakovlev__Apr 8, 2026
+7
That's true but it's not what I was referring to. See Vance was very much against the Iran war and wasn't really willing to publicly support trump so now he's being punished for it.
7
__Yakovlev__Apr 8, 2026
+21
Well the news only started coming out today I think, although the signs were already visible from the start. See, Vance was the one in trump's inner circle that was against the Iran war, and he also did not publicly support it, there by going against the dear leader.
He tried very hard to avoid any questions because he knew he was the chosen one (by thiel) to take over after trump. But he was also smart enough to know that was definitely not going to happen if he came out in support of the war, while publicly going against trump also wasn't an option Anyway trump caught on regardless, just like he would always already get annoyed when people referred to Vance as his successor, and now has him do stupid loyalty tests while keeping him away from actual meaningful stuff that would allow him to grow his influence.
Basically he'd love to get rid of him but afaik it's pretty much impossible to get rid of your vp. That is on top of the already existing mentality of not wanting to fire people because it would be seen as "weakness" and "surrendering to the evil media". Hence why he didn't fire hegseth after signal gate, and why he keeps praising Bondi in public despite talking about her differently in private. It's also why Bondi, noem and bovino (spelling?) were "promoted away" as opposed to straight up fired.
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The_Bitter_BearApr 8, 2026
+5
Thanks! That managed to be entirely off my radar.
F****** flooding the zone. Unfortunately it does work.
5
GayMormonPirateApr 8, 2026
+12
Vance is and has been very much anti-war, anti-foreign intervention at all and isolationist. He absolutely does not want to be associated with this 'excursion' at all. It's pretty apparent that there have been leaks from his office that have been tailored to make it clear that Vance does not agree with any of this but is heeding the president's directive.
The president doesn't like that Vance isn't rah rah about invading Iran and wants to ice him out of it. I think Vance is perfectly happy to oblige.
12
BeyondCraftApr 9, 2026
+2
Didn't Vance say something like "Ukraine war is not our war but let's bomb hell out of Iran" before election?
2
Clean_Mix_5571Apr 8, 2026
+2
Tbf I feel like Vance overstepping as a VP in that infamous presser can backfire in 2028. Rubio is a much more cleaner choice and should ideally be the best candidate for 2028
2
AlphaIronSonApr 9, 2026
+5
Marco’s chances at POTUS are shot. He never recovered from the water drinking moment and then Trump calling him little Marco didn’t help. This whole Secretary of State turn could have helped him but now he’s gonna have to do so much revisionist history. The ironic thing is pretty much anyone who’s gotten inner circle of Donnie has probably peaked politically wherever they are right now. (I believe many consider Senator & Governor to be largely lateral positions but personally I think Sen> Gov especially in places where Governor has term limits) which for many of them is fine, they’re in for the grift so mission accomplished I guess. Even some of the non inner ppl are gonna be radioactive for a while.
5
PackLost8535Apr 9, 2026
+2
Reminder that our current president bragged about grabbing women by their pussies and won election even amid that. If someone can succeed with that on their record, I think a candidate can weather some name calling too.
This is not an endorsement of Marco or an indication of how likely I think his chances are. Just that all things are possible in American politics of late.
2
teflon_soapApr 8, 2026
+2
Sounds like it sets up a coup opportunity; push Vance to far, he may try to get that promotion early
2
whichwitch9Apr 8, 2026
+14
I think it's very important for him to attend, as a show of seriousness on the part of the US government.
Partially not joking, tho. If you want Iran to send a high official, you have to send a high official. The Vice president literally exists exactly for situations like this- he's technically less important than Trump
14
PlateNo4868Apr 9, 2026
+3
You are correct, but it wouldn't shock me if Trump even understood this. He has a very small view of the world. He probably sees these are business meetings, rather then actual serious talks with potential consequences at the end.
3
accformeApr 8, 2026
+37
But sending his own family is fine?
37
MaybeTheDoctorApr 8, 2026
+9
Trump is just protecting us from having Johnson as president - because even Trump think that would be bad.
9
fleshTHApr 8, 2026
+37
His meeting with the Pope went so well last year. Whose security are they worried about?
37
Training-Ninja-412Apr 8, 2026
+28
Maybe they should both go
28
KeyLimePie-555Apr 8, 2026
+31
Vance simply MUST go to Pakistan!
31
Substantial_Milk8170Apr 8, 2026
+23
Skipping a literal peace summit over safety concerns is the geopolitical equivalent of 'this meeting could have been an email.
23
EnjoyTheIcingApr 8, 2026
+9
Do your job p****
9
TheNaughtyDragonApr 8, 2026
+9
Vance is a p****.
9
FabiHoganApr 8, 2026
+17
No couch, no Vance
17
Any_Parsnip2585Apr 8, 2026
+6
I hope they remember to say thank you.
6
brownsfan760Apr 8, 2026
+6
Cool, send Don then. He seems real f****** tough threatening nukes. It's called the bravery of being out of range.
6
schu4KSUApr 8, 2026
+19
"Jimmy never asked me to do a hit before, and now he's asking me to go down to Florida with Anthony to make a hit. That's when I knew I would never have come back from Florida alive." - Henry Hill (Goodfellas)
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Traditional_Part_506Apr 8, 2026
+4
Great now read it in Hank Hills voice (King of the Hill)
4
myopinionisrubbishApr 8, 2026
+4
Send Trump, he’s the expert at making deals, right?
4
LaBasBleuApr 8, 2026
+4
Yeah--the sofa lobby in Islamabad were worried about their products.
4
AdditiveMfgApr 9, 2026
+5
It's a chance I'm willing to take.
5
Jonnyflash80Apr 8, 2026
+11
The ceasefire is over after Israel broke it by bombing Lebanon.
What peace talks?
11
bluenosekevApr 8, 2026
+4
Please let him go and take Miller with him 🙏🏿
4
AggressiveDeer5610Apr 8, 2026
+3
What. A. Kitty. Cat. You can spew at the mouth and have innocent people die for your arrogance and made up cow manure to attack another country and you can't represent the US at a talk with tea?!
3
wildemamApr 8, 2026
+64
Vance was the fiercest in the inner circle in opposing this war and he was proven right. I have no idea if TACO is that kind of man but he may be denying him more influence.
Otherwise it is the Israeli's request.
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wowzerspowzersApr 8, 2026
+150
The narrative that Vance was the fiercest in the inner circle opposing this war is obviously PR from Vance's team to set him up to say he was against it when he runs for President. Don't believe it and don't repeat it. You're just giving him good PR that he doesn't deserve it. He owns this alongside the rest of them.
150
Sufficient_Steak_839Apr 8, 2026
+19
Even if he was against it before anyone else, he fell in line so what good does it matter really
19
wowzerspowzersApr 8, 2026
+2
One hundo
2
ghostbannomoreApr 8, 2026
+8
This feels like setting up Vance as the fall guy when the negotiations either fail or there are some concessions given to Iran.
8
smegdawgApr 8, 2026
+6
Vance's "Fierceness" on display in the Yemem Signal chat that they fucked up?
>Three percent of US trade runs through the suez. 40 percent of European trade does. There is a real risk that the public doesn’t understand this or why it’s necessary.
>The strongest reason to do this is, as POTUS said, to send a message. I am not sure the president is aware how inconsistent this is with his message on Europe right now. There’s a further risk that we see a moderate to severe spike in oil prices.
>**I am willing to support the consensus of the team and keep these concerns to myself.** But there is a strong argument for delaying this a month, doing the messaging work on why this matters, seeing where the economy is, etc.
"I don't agree with it but if you guys all want to I guess we should do it!"
My 5yo daughter has more of a backbone fighting for the 3 cookies instead of just 2....
6
Chemical-Ideal1Apr 8, 2026
+6
I’m not sure much of the reporting points to him being the “fiercest” opponent of war with Iran. Most of what I’m reading sounds more like someone indecisive or maybe trying for a more moderate approach. If you remember Signalgate, Vance had kind of a wishy-washy “are we sure?” attitude about bombing the Houthi’s.
He might be against it, but doesn’t want to get iced out like Gabbard.
6
twenafeeshApr 8, 2026
+15
Don't put Vancy in the corner! TACO is exactly that kind of man, but he can't fire the VP. So he will sideline him instead.
15
DerApexPredatorApr 8, 2026
+4
People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
\- Albus Dumbledore
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ntsp00Apr 8, 2026
+3
> Vance was the fiercest in the inner circle in opposing this war
Oh yeah? Then what has Vance been telling the American public?
oh wait
3
923kjdApr 8, 2026
+3
It is a risk I am willing to take.
~me
3
tatanka_truckApr 8, 2026
+3
P****.
3
Inc-RoidApr 8, 2026
+3
Trump should see this out in person. Bring Vance and Stephen Miller as well.
3
eternalgradApr 8, 2026
+3
Safety concerns? Is the US going to air strike the Iranian negotiators while talks are in progress…checks notes… for the third time?
3
teaisformugs82Apr 8, 2026
+5
It would be such a pity if anything were to happen to him there. /s
5
CommunicationLife753Apr 8, 2026
+2
lol peace and pakistan in the same sentence gives me goosebumps
2
PompoulusApr 8, 2026
+2
Off to an extremely peaceful start
2
FuckDeanSpanosApr 8, 2026
+2
Oh come on. Don’t be a b****.
2
WetFinsFineApr 8, 2026
+2
will there be couches and loveseats present at these peace talks ?
2
Adventurous_Bit1325Apr 8, 2026
+2
This is too important. Donald should be the one to go!
2
DoomSchrollerApr 8, 2026
+2
Sounds like a coward and a weak, little wannabe bully.
2
izzeeyApr 8, 2026
+2
Does he even know, where and when it is schecudled 😂
2
kingsumo_1Apr 8, 2026
+3
Of course he does! It's in Pensacola and some time within the next two weeks. He's not sure who this Vince is, though. Never met the guy.
3
blueskydragonFXApr 8, 2026
+2
Can you blame them. 3/4th of the world want to have a "shot" at these warmongers.
2
JustgototheeffinmoonApr 8, 2026
+2
It's mostly because he's a f****** doll. Source : all of his actions.
2
SomeBaldDude2013Apr 8, 2026
+2
We’re gonna try to bomb them during talks again, aren’t we?
2
Lennyisback81Apr 8, 2026
+2
Please go, we need our vp present during his peaceful negotiations
2
RoseyOneOneApr 8, 2026
+2
So it's Pakistan where the false flag event happens, huh.
2
SirTiffAlotApr 8, 2026
+2
They want to keep him as far away from this shitshow as possible
2
mntnskymanApr 8, 2026
+2
Whose safety? His or the worlds?
2
bptkr13Apr 8, 2026
+2
Maybe Trump can go in his place?
2
PloppyTheSpaceshipApr 8, 2026
+2
Oh dear, what a shame. As a responsible boss, Donald should go instead.
2
Biglivin999Apr 8, 2026
+2
For the continued safety of the finely crafted furniture of Pakistan I think this is the correct decision.
2
Chasa619Apr 8, 2026
+2
Pakistan must really like those couches.
2
Weak-Guidance8521Apr 8, 2026
+2
Vance is probably the safest person in the world no matter where he goes. No one cares about him or pays attention to him. lol.
2
Kind-Philosopher5077Apr 8, 2026
+2
Pedophile president says there's still a need for war!!!
2
theballswallsApr 8, 2026
+2
He should go, the whole administration should go
2
Bulky_Shoulder4910Apr 9, 2026
+2
No problem with sending other people’s kids to the region though.
2
frigginjensenApr 9, 2026
+2
He must be needed in Hungary to keep campaigning for a wannabe dictator.
2
etang77Apr 9, 2026
+2
What's pre-TACO?
2
FreeBallardApr 9, 2026
+2
Who is concerned about the safety of JD Vance?
2
cheddarbenApr 9, 2026
+2
Please send him and his boss.
2
nick0tesla0Apr 9, 2026
+2
Vance. Scared.
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notabarcode128535743Apr 9, 2026
+2
Then he should definitely go! Make sure to dress him up in camo and give him a poorly marked map to some place that makes Isis look like a bunch of Bay Area liberals, and please televise that historic, uh, visit.
2
Positive_Chip6198Apr 9, 2026
+2
I have no concerns whatsoever, god will protect you, right Vance? You just go ahead and go there.
2
GeaxleApr 9, 2026
+2
Oh common! I live in Islamabad, they're so scared something could happen to the delegation they've declared 2 days of holidays (so everyone stays home), they've locked down half the city with containers so noone can get near the zones of the talks and they've deployed half the army. Please, don't make me endure this bulshit for nothing and bring your ass here. I'm sure they'll have a nice range of couch ready your convenience.
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Momadance1Apr 9, 2026
+2
Can’t risk Vance getting the Nobel peace prize. Need to keep trumps ego safe.
2
Royal-Hunter3892Apr 8, 2026
+2
When US launched the first strike and killed Ayatollah ali khamenei, the pakistanis stormed the US embassy with guns . There is a lot of anger and negative sentiment towards America
2
MJ420Apr 8, 2026
+2
Trump is starting to fear Vance sidelining him
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k_realtorApr 8, 2026
+3
When the Market crashes really hard by the midterms and next year (we're talking about making MAGA people realize it's Trump fault bad, and NOT gas prices are up this year, it must be Obama that did this in 2026 mad), he needs to step on Trump and say that It's both Trump and Biden's fault, but I'm so different, vote for meeeeeeeee.
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CommunicationLife753Apr 8, 2026
+2
he's must be predicting the mid terms elections
2
thisisasetupisntitApr 8, 2026
+1
He'll be fine, and if he isn't then they have an excuse.
1
Soaring_Gull_655Apr 8, 2026
+1
Let him go, spread his wings. What's the worst that can happen? You trusted him to piss off people in Greenland.
1
Larkson9999Apr 8, 2026
+1
trump says = not news
1
EARTHisFUBARApr 8, 2026
+1
I agree. I think they should send he and trump together and alone.
1
Affectionate-Act6127Apr 8, 2026
+1
It sows division in MAGA that the America First guy, has little incentive or reason to be hawkish. But Trump and Rubio have a real problem with the Christian Nationalist crowd.
Tulsi Gabbard would have been a more trollish pick.
1
ButterscotchLow2827Apr 8, 2026
+1
I think he’d be fine – remember what happened to the pope? /s
1
SnarkyMomWinesApr 8, 2026
+1
I thought that Iran already said they didn't want to see / hear from the SIL & buddy?
1
scottv215Apr 8, 2026
+1
Big tough Marine. If you can’t do the job…
1
DeshackledApr 8, 2026
+1
No please Go!!! Be the “Patriot” you claim to be!!!
1
twoDuckNightApr 8, 2026
+1
Seems like he is too week to be donalds successor if you ask me
1
According-Bet-141Apr 8, 2026
+1
Being as the USA (or was it Israel? Well, it's basically the same) bombarded Pakistan and killed one of the diplomats who was in the Peace Talks between Iran and USA, it seems prudent.
1
mr_birkenblattApr 8, 2026
+1
I heard they have good couches, though. Exotic with rugs
1
Niftydog1163Apr 8, 2026
+1
I'm not 1 oz concerned about that. pathetic creature's safety. Just removes another brown nosing, xxxx munch.
1
chimpyjnutsApr 8, 2026
+1
I'd think a robust Alpha Male like JD could take of himself in a sh\*thole country.
1
Parking_Abalone_1232Apr 8, 2026
+1
Couch F***** doesn't have the authority to negotiate anyway.
1
Prudent_Falafel_7265Apr 8, 2026
+1
I personally guarantee his safety.
1
dz4505Apr 8, 2026
+1
He’s too busy meddling with Hungary elections over the weekend.
1
mattynappsApr 8, 2026
+1
Chicken TACO
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navyblusheetApr 8, 2026
+1
Pakistan unsafe? No way. Let's send Trump please.
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CliffsNote5Apr 8, 2026
+1
Just cover the couches with plastic.
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WestwardLordApr 8, 2026
+1
Safety for the couches?
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Blueberry_H3ADApr 8, 2026
+1
He’ll be fine, send him anyway.
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Vallyn47Apr 8, 2026
+1
It's unsafe you say? PLEASE send him! Please?
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toronochefApr 8, 2026
+1
:cough: coward :cough:
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AnomalyNexusApr 8, 2026
+1
10/10 this is Trump scared anyone else gets limelight
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alex8155Apr 8, 2026
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*However, Iran has said the war will not be over until its 10-point plan is finalized. The Iranian plan would allow for an opening of the strait, along with guarantees that the country would not be attacked again, all sanctions would be lifted, and Israel would halt its attacks in Lebanon.*
israel has never behaved in situations like this before and no reason to think they will start now. this isnt their agreement and wouldnt be their agreement.
theyll keep f****** up and doing what they want.
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DoBronx2144Apr 8, 2026
+1
What’s worst that could happen haha
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topTopqualiteaApr 8, 2026
+1
Just go. You'll probably be fine.
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RynowashApr 8, 2026
+1
Nah, you good. Just pull up..
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OrwickApr 8, 2026
+1
I guess that means we are planning to drop bombs on the peace talks.
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RagnarawrApr 8, 2026
+1
Pakistan and China as mediators to his war. This president is a f****** joke.
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OgniusApr 8, 2026
+1
Unsurprisingly pedophiles are cowards.
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FoodspecApr 8, 2026
+1
What’s the problem, Vice President Beef Curtains?
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BswaynApr 8, 2026
+1
P****
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MoneyManx10Apr 8, 2026
+1
It would be pretty crazy if Iran took out Vance. Who would become VP?
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ihedeniusApr 8, 2026
+1
Maybe it's as simple as Trump doesn't want Vance to gain any glory from successful talks.
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SwitchedOnNowApr 8, 2026
+1
The Safety concern is the couches over there are nervous.
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kaytin911Apr 8, 2026
+1
Why in the name of God does the US keep pouring money into Pakistan?
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wildyamApr 8, 2026
+1
He just means he hasn’t quite brought himself to bomb JD along with the peace delegation like the did in Egypt when they got the gang together last time.
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