Trump says Vance not going to Pakistan for Iran talks due to security concerns

"security concerns" is an interesting choice to say "he's f****** useless"

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Agreed. The hot Pakistani weather is too risky for his mascara.

Security concerns? Even when Trump himself says: ***"The world respects us right now more than they have ever respected us before."*** So why would JD Vance have security concerns if we're so well respected? Pakistan is a non-NATO ally, and as such should harbor no ill-intent. Unless the above quote isn't true. Hmm...

Wasn't Vance already in Pakistan? What's changed?

Security?  It's because he might interfere with Kushner and Witkoff's goal of scrape some kind of financial gain from any deal made.

Didn't Trump say he'll go to Islamabad himself? What changed? I take it he isn't going now.

Remember in 2024 that Vance went to a donut place to order donuts to get some campaign footage and he was so awkward and weird that the Trump campaign genuinely wanted to replace him with RFK Jr. He lacks the social skills to order donuts without being awkward, but we think that he can negotiate peace with Iran?

Are they sending the tax on tips lady instead?

Security concerns for the couches of Pakistan. The dipshit is completely useless anyway.

No matter how many clowns he sends, the situation won't change. There's honestly no easy way to get out of this war

It's not for his security, it's the security concern for everyone around him.

This is Trump’s war. He should go.

Interesting that Pakistan’s military dictator who literally lives at the White House now and is very close buddy to Trump, witkoff and Jared couldn’t guarantee security for No 2?? 

Damn, bro got sidelined by daddy.

So Trump isn’t sending anyone in a position of power that they can make any decisions. Reminds me of the Japan trade deal where the Japanese delegation said what do you want from the deal, and the US negotiating team didn’t know so the Japanese left.

Why isn't Rubio handling the talks?

Nobody is targetting Vance before Kushner or Witkoff.

When a title starts with “Trump says” you know it’s going to be bullshit. Why would anyone believe anything the orange turd says.

All I hear from this headline is, "Vance is a p****". Regardless of anything else, that's essentially what it boils down to.

That "security" being that he's a dog shit negotiation and everything and every one he touches dies

Maybe he'll send Erika Kirk instead?  🤔

Captain bone spurs don’t trust the prince of mabeline 

we already did this one…. and the other when you threaten Iran to sign a deal or blow them up… we just f****** did these headlines lol

Everything illegal Trump does is justified by “national emergency”. Everything he avoids is due to “security concerns”. Every person he ever hires is the most qualified person to touch this earth until they slightly turn against them they they are “weak on x” and a RINO

I giggled at the suggestion of a security concern.. I am thinking it is more a concern over the guaranteed failure.

#UPDATE FOR EVERYONE, IRAN SAID THEY AREN’T EVEN GOING TO THE TALKS, LETS SEE IF TRUMP BLOWS THEM UP NOW

If security is an issue, we should send Trump, alone, with his super-smart sons; they can serve as the security detail. Those three rock stars alone will do, and if things go bad, they go bad.

Too many couches too little time.

Lol. Yeah the "security concern" is that he's so incompetent, he might start a war with Pakistan while trying to awkwardly order a burger.

All top government officials going hiding in there bunker and military bases.

I am aware that the vast majority of the world would like to bitchslap Vance right across the face, but I wouldn't call it a "security concern".

Also because he will just make it worse and everyone knows it.

Gotta love how „security concerns“ are their new excuse for everything. It just goes along so nicely with their victim complex.

Vance got grounded and has to stay home and bang his old couch instead of a new one.

They found out that most couches are manufactured in Pakistan. The security concern is for the couches.

Trump doesn't want Vance to make the deal and look good, but he is too chicken to go himself. He would rather his son-on-law do it. Keep it in the family. Trump started this "war" for no reason and now he can't lie his way out of it. We the people are paying a heavy price. Trump has added 40% to the national debt in less than two years. If he keeps it up he will double the deficit with nothing going to help the American family. Will a new ballroom help our children? Will an additional $75 Billion going to ICE help our children? Our grandchildren's grandchildren will still be paying on this debt for useless pet projects. Next he wants to spend millions or billions on Alcatraz. How ridiculous is that? I'm sure he will want to call it Trump Island. This has to stop. We can't afford any more debt.

The risk is thus: Pakistan has a $2.5 billion dollar furniture industry. While much of that product is wood-based, cushions and pillows can easily be added, turning it into something just too alluring.

Pakistan, home of Osama Bin Laden and countless terror outfits, is where these clowns decided to have a “Peace Summit”?  Is peace what they’re really interested in?

"security concerns" = everything Vance does ends in a facepalming disaster.

"And because hes a f****** idiot" he mumbled with his outside voice

In other words... The guy is a f*** up at his own job

I thought everyone loved him, bigly? It’s really confusing because all I ever hear from their mouths is how popular and successful everything they do is. It’s almost like, deep down, when the propaganda machines aren’t broadcasting their verbal garbage, they know they’re human garbage. 

Security concerns = something, something is resuming soon.

That's fast approaching the reason to not travel anywhere for much longer.

He took Erika's line. 🤣

So.. no couches in the conference suite, I take it ?

Vance and Kushner = Oil and Water

Send Eric

If there were actual security concerns they would absolutely be sending Vance.

NYT reporting that he is actually going, again with Tweedle Dumb and Dumber, the real estate grifters.

Translation: That chud cant get it done

So who is going? The two real estate moguls with no experience in international diplomacy?

So does that mean the dream team of kishner and witkiff are still going though?

But yet he was ok to speak during a Turning Point event despite Kirk skipping it for security concerns?! Yea, sure.

Sounds like him and Erika are holed up in a secure room together.

He found out the other side is not coming

C'mon, he'll be fine

This is how you know they want this talks to move forward and get something out of it. Cannot risk Vance touch.

Didn't he say the same thing last time, when JD actually went?

Trump is so Alpha, he should go instead. 😉

And also because….‘that mouth’.

Pakistan locked up all their sofas, love seats, couches, and davenports. Smart.

Nick Fuentes of all people did an excellent history lesson about Vance and Theil

Now going according to the latest news. No one knows what they are doing

All those poor couches. What did he do in Pakistan?

Erika used that one last week - JD is the security concern - I believe Trump is turning on him because he’s not on board anymore

I feel like this excuse is *the* new excuse for everything

They found some protruding nails in a couch?

Everyone else's security I hope. This guy could kill everyone.

Now he's worried about Jd's safety? Huh.

Must be nice to be the more 'expendable' choice that does go.

Who are we concerned he'll kill this time?

He knows what happened in GTA vice city with tommy.

Right, he should go himself since a boy can't do an man's job.

He wants to fire Vance🤣

Spring loaded couches are tricky.

Only two Stooges going? How's that gonna work?

Aww let him go. It will be fine 😈

Nah. He will just f*** it up

Vance was the closest thing we had to a diplomat in the mix. Unless they are sending Rubio we are going to end up with Israel shills Kushnet and Witcoff in the room. Not good

I’d be concerned if I was the couch in his room.

I feel like this was a story last time and he went anyway

Vance is worried about Usha kicking his butt if he comes back without a deal.

He’s jealous. Vance gets props for speaking in full sentences sanely on the world stage. (At least it sounds sane after the gibberish we are used to hearing). Trump pulls him out and institutes a second blockade of the Strait. He is terrified Vance could get a deal. Either that or he doesn’t want Vance getting in the way of the money-men making “deals” to line rich pockets.

But Vance went to the Turning Point event despite the security risks…

JD was like, "f***, dude. I just got back!"

Right… He has no problems with his son in law going there. They want to cut JD out of the picture.

Fair enough, Iran might think it'd be funny to drone him at the airport, like the last trump administration did in Iraq to soleimani

Lil Marco told Trump that JD is a dumbass.

lmao first Erika with the security concerns and now Trump. It's becoming a running gag

...but it's OK if Kushner gets shot. So I'll send him instead.

Then there may be some success!