**15 days ago:** During a prime-time address to the nation, Trump stated that the attacks on Iran which began in late February 2026 were **"getting very close"** to completing their mission.
The magical 2 weeks is resetting, I guess
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dshookowsky3 days ago
+61
I'm going to need an AUTHORITATIVE source. Trump doesn't count. According to him this thing has been over a couple dozen times.
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danceswithporn3 days ago
+9
JD Vance who earlier presented our "best and final offer" is now offering a "grand bargain." Is that authoritative enough?
>US vice president JD Vance, who led the first round of talks, said Iran was being offered a "grand bargain" to end the six-week war and address the decades-old dispute over Iran's nuclear programme.
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debbie6663 days ago
+9
They sound like they are selling washing machines. Best and final offer. Grand bargain. Will they throw in detergent?
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Exarch-of-Sechrima3 days ago
+9
Is that the same grand bargain that he got his couch at a d******* from?
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mrscrewup3 days ago
+15
Shart of the deal
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S3lvah3 days ago
+5
Authoritative source: ❌
Authoritarian source: ✔
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philodendrin3 days ago
+3
It never started because it was never a War, remember? He will probably deny it ever happened and then move on to Cuba or Greenland.
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AtrociousMeandering3 days ago
+3
They've started deploying around Cuba, on top of the blockade already in place. So if it's one of the two, it's Cuba or at least Cuba *first*.
I hate this entire timeline. Everything back to at least Nixon defeating Humphrey by a narrow margin, with a lot of arguments for going back even further.
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MentokGL3 days ago
+22
Just a few more market pumps
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whachamacallme3 days ago
+3
Almost there
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likeclock3 days ago
+2
Don’t stop im gonna dump
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BarberCool57563 days ago
+1
Ripped to all time highs like the war never happened
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versatile_dev3 days ago
Chump has some delayed ejaculation. Some more Adderall might do the trick.
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wwarnout3 days ago
+6
"Trump says..." is always a lie.
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LincolnHighwater3 days ago
+3
In just two weeks or so!
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Ok-Seaworthiness44883 days ago
+4
Aren't another 10K more troops being sent over there?
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Salford19693 days ago
+3
Iran didn't hear no bell
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[deleted]3 days ago
+3
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bezkyl3 days ago
+3
It never even needed to start. This orange turd has to go, for the sake of humanity
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restore_democracy3 days ago
+3
Trump claimed on March 11 that we had won. That’s five weeks ago already. And he’s still sending more troops.
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No_Mathematician7643 days ago
+3
Someone please tell that dumb son of a b****, you started a fight and just because you're losing doesn't mean it over. FFS.
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S3lvah3 days ago
+2
Economic historians are gonna have to study the second Trump presidency for its record-setting number of pumps and dumps, and just how much money his billionaire friends made with insider info during it.
I think a key part of the project of the richest few of gaining a permanent choke-hold on global power during this presidency is funneling a critical mass of money to them in this way.
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Matchett323 days ago
+2
He said that last week and the week before and the week before and the week before…
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Leraldoe3 days ago
+1
Remember that time he was going to put a blockade in place………..
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CGI_OCD3 days ago
+2
My Nan always said: " Everything after "Trump says/said/wrote/spews" is usually a lie and utter BS".
Bless her.
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Knees0ck3 days ago
+2
“Winners never talk about glorious victories. That’s because they’re the ones who see what the battlefield looks like afterward. It’s only the losers who have glorious victories.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
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spavolka3 days ago
+2
They gonna send someone besides the couch f***** this time?
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HighwayBrigand3 days ago
+3
I'm pretty surprised Vance has kept his job. He's had a bunch of very public failures, and he hasn't really been of any use to Trump. Guy's an albatross.
He's only barely useful to Thiel. He's of no use to Trump.
I figure, at some point, somebody's gonna figure out he brings nothing to the table, and that'll be the end of that.
From my perspective, I'm not even sure he's even useful as a stumbling block to Trump's agenda, because he doesn't really have responsibilities other than embarassing himself.
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redfoobar3 days ago
+1
Why do you think Trump would want a capable or popular person as vice president?
A nothing burger next to him is exactly what he wants: no competition for him!
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cyclemonster3 days ago
+1
What do you mean "kept his job"? He was _elected_ to the position. There are zero ways under the law and the Constitution for a President to get rid of a Vice-President.
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truupe3 days ago
+2
Maybe Little Marco with his oversized Florsheims?
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GenXPowaah3 days ago
+1
It's because of Irans new diss track 😂
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Most-Artichoke61843 days ago
+1
He got bored with it.
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lucasd113 days ago
+1
Ahhh yes, the end of the week market pump to find out the US carpet bombed Tehran some time after 5 Friday
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Kind-Philosopher50773 days ago
+1
Last month?
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Dry_Werewolf_15973 days ago
+1
Wonder of the Iranians will give up what they offered to give up in February in exchange for lifting the primary sanctions and allow them to collect tolls. Well and of course allow US companies to help rebuild Iran’s infrastructure.
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Basic_Yam_7153 days ago
+1
He is saying it's over, so markets go up. I then imagine that on Friday, he will nuke them or something after placing his bets and puts. nfa
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008Zulu3 days ago
+1
Trump is unaware that the hornets decide when the fight is over.
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BOPSurfcasting13 days ago
+1
Trump also said he'd stop the Ukraine war on day 1. Later explaining he said it just in jest.
So no the Iran war is not close to being over, he's only joking.
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klystron3 days ago
+1
>The US vice president said Tuesday that Trump had pledged to "make Iran thrive"
Is anyone thriving in the US, outside a small circle of rich Trump supporters?
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zippyfan3 days ago
+1
I'll believe him once he starts withdrawing troops. Until then, this is all market manipulation.
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Blunder_Punch3 days ago
+1
If I had a nickle for everytime Trump said this war was almost over, I'd have a shit load of nickles.
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velosepappe3 days ago
+1
Finally, the last time we will hear the war is almost over. I'm getting sick of this war being almost over.
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redditobserverone3 days ago
+1
The bombing phase has paused and the blockade phase of the war has begun. So this is the FIFA Peace laureates version of a war ending and peace beginning?
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LechonKoala3 days ago
+1
F****** moron. You started this shit (well Israel made you start this shit) and gonna claim “victory” when in reality Iran will walk away with probably more off the table. Fart of the deal.
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Top-Use42773 days ago
+1
So the war isn’t going to be over anytime soon. Got it.
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WinslowSwan3 days ago
+1
The war ended yesterday. The Strait has been open for 2 weeks.
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Puzzled_Main34643 days ago
+1
Schrödinger's Strait
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Chegwarn3 days ago
+1
Oh my f****** god I work so hard just to remain un-homeless can this jackass please stop flaunting his clear and present influence over world events for five f****** minutes because it’s like watching a mentally impaired child try to burn ants with a magnifying glass only he’s using a large picture of an ant in place of said magnifying glass and then blaming his failure on the sun! How did we get here?
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