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News & Current Events Apr 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM

Trump shocked Netanyahu with post declaring Lebanon strikes "prohibited"

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ItsSpaghettiLee2112 Apr 17, 2026 +3023
Can we please go back to a time where policy isn't directed via social media posts?
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Skabonious Apr 17, 2026 +563
that was literally my first thought at this. We should propose a ban/moratorium on our president from announcing things on social media.
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Smaynard6000 Apr 17, 2026 +203
We could. But he would do it anyway.
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Black_Moons Apr 17, 2026 +110
Could add it to his list of 34 felonies that he was convicted of.. And sentenced to... be president of the USA.
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BalanceEarly Apr 18, 2026 +11
Truth social is his press secretary.
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kazinsser Apr 18, 2026 +70
I don't exactly mind the concept of communication via social media. In theory it's a good way to reach your citizens by using the platforms that they stay connected to. The real problem is that everyone, from government officials to the media to the general populace, treats social media as a big gray area for some reason. The lack of consensus on whether to take it seriously allows people like Trump to play it both ways. They can say whatever they want and treat their statements as either "official" or "internet talk" interchangeably depending on their audience and how much pushback they're getting. This allows them to set a direction without ever truly committing. So in effect, what *should* be a good method of communicating policy widely and quickly has become a tool used for the express purpose of pushing boundaries as far as they will bend. Ideally congress would codify some set of policies to remove the ambiguity, but I'm not holding my breath for that to happen anytime soon.
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Skabonious Apr 18, 2026 +31
How about this, you can post on social media whatever you want, but if you're an elected politician and speaking as such, you should be considered under oath of perjury when making a statement.
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somethingnottaken7 Apr 18, 2026 +11
There is a tool that is supposed to be used by government employees it's called GovDelivery. It's where policy is supposed to be shared. Donald doesn't use it. Its meant to be administered by a team and content is vetted for legal accuracy... As it should be... THIS is the biggest problem, no doubt.
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SeeMarkFly Apr 18, 2026 +6
Schrödinger’s TACO By contradicting his own statements he can take credit for either statement and be responsible for neither. A Trumpian paradox.
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into_the_soil Apr 18, 2026 +2
Problem is this administration has argued that his posts are official statements from the office AND that he's just kidding and we need to not take them seriously.
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Mechasteel Apr 17, 2026 +15
Hourly international policy changes in 140 characters or less.
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Bojangles1987 Apr 17, 2026 +109
It's so stupid, Trump just posts whatever stupid shit he wants online or makes shit up in front of reporters, as if everyone's going to just do what he says because he said it in public. It backfires every time because no one is actually doing what he makes up.
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erizzluh Apr 17, 2026 +35
i was listening to some former maga politician, and he was sayiing how trump is very easily influenced. and anytime he says something it's cause the last person he talked to made the same talking points
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Shambledown Apr 18, 2026 +34
"He doesn't care about treason. **That's just him parroting you because you talked to him last. If he spoke to a janitor, he'd be passionately declaiming about a f****** mop!** It's agonizing! I've lost count of how many times I've stopped him from blundering into political suicide, and now we have a chance to assure the future of the earth, and he's shitting himself because he's afraid the history books won't be flattering enough!" - Sadavir Errinwright.
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Discord79 Apr 18, 2026 +3
Crazy, just watched it two days ago.
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ScoobyScotty Apr 17, 2026 +36
What? You don't remember how Obama would constantly post a stream of consciousness every other hour on Twitter to seek attention? I miss when we would only see the President maybe once a week in the news, usually behind a podium, instead of having to endure their hourly stream of incoherent diahrrea.
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lurkinglurkerwholurk Apr 18, 2026 +9
First up, it is widely known that the Obama Twitter account is managed by a team, while Trump’s is obviously coming from only the man himself. Second, and this is legit controversial… only one of the Twitter accounts has **class**.
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ContextSensitiveGeek Apr 17, 2026 +8
Nope, sorry. Best I can do is another AI Jesus post.
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Max-Phallus Apr 17, 2026 +7
How are serious governments supposed to succeed in an environment where every dipshit wants moronic social media posts? Why is there no sense of decorum in the USA? Why is decorum not respected?
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Coolbanh Apr 18, 2026 +5
The USA is like WWE at present. All we need is someone good enough like President Camacho to put his trust on people smarter to do the right thing.
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hoax1337 Apr 17, 2026 +3
With all of the back and forth between Trump and other people, for example, Trump and Elon, or Trump and Putin, I do wonder if it's real or if it's just a facade to keep us occupied.
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hushpuppi3 Apr 17, 2026 +2
There are a whole lot of impressionable kids and young adults that are already pretty addicted to social media that are going to grow up and run the country at some point and this is their role model
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881221792651 Apr 18, 2026 +2
That would require electing responsible and at least mildly intelligent adults instead of the mentally stunted imbeciles we have currently.
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Spidero0w0o Apr 18, 2026 +2
Social media is the new fastest method of communication. Not using it personally is a huge missed opportunity for politicians other than Trump
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eddieswiss Apr 18, 2026 +2
I feel like just going back to a time before social media would be better too, I dunno.
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MyAccountWasBanned7 Apr 18, 2026 +2
Can we just get rid of social media?
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Wazula23 Apr 17, 2026 +3771
TACO any minute now
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baranisgreat34 Apr 17, 2026 +575
It's gonna happen. Real soon, I just know it.
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work_work-work Apr 17, 2026 +179
Tuesday. Taco Tuesday, you know.
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BaitmasterG Apr 17, 2026 +51
That's right Trump... C U Next Tuesday
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EngagedInConvexation Apr 17, 2026 +12
Alternatively "See you auntie!" if i need to bypass strict filters.
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stacecom Apr 17, 2026 +32
Only if there are some stock market games his kids can play that leverage it.
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JUST_PM_ME_SMT Apr 17, 2026 +4
Just a feelin i got, like something's about to happen, but i don't know what
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Defiant-Ad-269 Apr 17, 2026 +71
Indeed, the Fifa Peace Prize w***** won't let us down.
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kattmedtass Apr 17, 2026 +34
Sorry I’m out of the loop. What does TACO mean?
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FRYETIME Apr 17, 2026 +81
Trump always chickens out
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Wazula23 Apr 17, 2026 +40
Trump Always Chickens Out
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riddick32 Apr 17, 2026 +19
It's not even a "political" phrase. Wall Street meme'd this for Trump. That's how predictable he is.
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smltor Apr 17, 2026 +4
The less tradeable meme is TOFU. Trump Often Fucks Up.
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ilikepizza2much Apr 17, 2026 +6
More like TAFU
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AnalogFeelGood Apr 17, 2026 +12
Of course, the WTI is down to 85$.
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kevin_panda Apr 17, 2026 +103
People say this as a joke, but in this case it’s true. Netanyahu has the Epstein info, same as Putin. Those are the masters Trump serves
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duaneap Apr 17, 2026 +28
He’s fucked either way but at this point he can and probably will just say any disclosures from the Epstein info is fake news and fabrications and his diehards will believe him. Though I suspect Russia has much more on him than Epstein secrets btw.
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chth Apr 17, 2026 +18
The issue is his supporters seemingly have 0 chance of dropping support no matter what. 60 damning files or 6000 damning files, still divides by zero
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SeeMarkFly Apr 17, 2026 +9
A man cannot serve two masters. This will be interesting. I'll make popcorn.
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Snoutysensations Apr 17, 2026 +48
I wouldn't be in the least surprised, but do we have any proof of this or is it all speculation?   Note that American presidents happily backed Israel long before Epstein.  
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witchofpain Apr 17, 2026 +62
It’s all circumstantial but it’s still pretty compelling. If you look at Epsteins rise, he had a lot of help along the way. And Maxwells father had known affiliations with Mossad. There’s way too much smoke not to have a fire.
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koshgeo Apr 17, 2026 +12
"I wish her well." -- of Maxwell, after she was arrested And there's the whole business of her being moved from a higher-security prison to a lower-security one after meeting with Trump's personal lawyer, a lawyer who "coincidentally" is now heading the DOJ, and who is now saying no more Epstein files will be released. It's all so ridiculously sus. Somebody has something on him, or he thinks they do, and it's so bad that he's willing to start a war in the Middle East in order to push Epstein out of the news cycle.
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Haltopen Apr 17, 2026 +12
He was also deeply in bed with the soviet government, to the point that he tried to leverage his personal relationship with Gorbachev to get him to intervene in the legal battle for the international distribution rights to Tetris (Gorbachev refused to get involved).
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berryer Apr 17, 2026 +7
source? that's wild
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RogueAOV Apr 17, 2026 +12
It is a bit of a fallacy to presume Epstein was the first nor is the last person in that business. I would honestly assume the business hardly skipped a beat when he was arrested and I do think the authorities should not be ignoring that, nor should we be allowing them to ignore that likely possibility.
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WorriedSmile Apr 18, 2026 +5
Probably another "Epstein" files with more recent participants & victims out there.
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Caymonki Apr 17, 2026 +26
Maxwells father received a Mossad burial.
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kevin_panda Apr 17, 2026 +15
There are a number of reported links with Epstein and mossad. Also, Epstein brother emailed Steve Bannon asking “ does Putin have a picture of Trump blowing Bubba?” So there’s that
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MarteeArtee Apr 17, 2026 +11
"_the_ photos of Trump blowing Bubba", much more definitive sounding
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Fadedcamo Apr 17, 2026 +5
Does it even matter anymore? So much has already come out and his supporters just bury their heads in the sand and republicans in congress refuse to impeach him. Putin could release a video of Trump violently raping a 10 year old and his supporters would just say it's fake AI c***.
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KinkyDuck2924 Apr 18, 2026 +2
They would say it's fake AI, but in their hearts they would know it's real. They would also be saving the video to their hard drives for future viewing.
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Collegenoob Apr 17, 2026 +5
Idk. Netanyahu said that Trump answered to him on social media. Trump is probably pissed as he'll about that.
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PompeyMagnus1 Apr 17, 2026 +2
TACO implies rational thinking
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pirategirljess Apr 17, 2026 +4
mmm tacos
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fuck_fraud Apr 17, 2026 +7
When the markets close
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GaddockTeegFunPolice Apr 17, 2026 +4335
Netanyahu is sweating because his corruption trial can go forward again now that there is no war in the region
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FeelingKind7644 Apr 17, 2026 +1611
Love that for him
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Iwanttogopls Apr 17, 2026 +264
If a truce depends on Netanyahu not attacking (especially if his trial may happen), I wouldn’t bet on peace lol.
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excellentforcongress Apr 18, 2026 +68
the ONLY reason why israel dares to attack other nations is because they believe they have a blank check and all clear from places like the us and germany. the moment the us puts its foot down they have to second guess EVERYTHING. america supplies 70% of their arms imports, germany 30%ish
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HiFromChicago Apr 18, 2026 +12
> ***because they believe they have a blank check and all clear from places like the us and germany.*** FALSE: Israel has acted independently plenty of times, even when Washington wasn’t on board. Examples: **• Operation Opera:** Condemned by the U.S. and the UN at the time **• Operation Orchard:** Carried out without international approval **• Six-Day War:** Israel launched a preemptive strike despite U.S. caution **• Suez Crisis:** The U.S. actually pressured Israel to withdraw afterward And I thought only the Sith spoke in absolutes… but here we are.
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excellentforcongress Apr 18, 2026 +44
if america SUPPORTS them after these actions then it is clear that the blank check still exists. so they are correct to believe they had and have a blank check
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The_Bitter_Bear Apr 17, 2026 +479
Gotta love how much of the globe is dealing with the consequences of two nations that really need to overhaul their current political systems with some better checks and balances at the minimum. They both should be in prison at this point.
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EditingAllowed Apr 17, 2026 +150
US needs a proper multiparty system, not the easy to buy off 2 party autocracy they are running at the moment.  Not sure what will fix Israel at the moment, except a South African style pressure campaign to the the apartheid. 
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swng Apr 17, 2026 +158
2 party systems are the inevitable outcome of First Past the Post voting systems. If we are ever to dismantle it, we first need to replace first-past-the-post. In other news, 19 states have banned ranked choice voting...
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The_Bitter_Bear Apr 17, 2026 +39
Pretty unsurprising list when looking up which ones have done it.
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marshinghost Apr 17, 2026 +27
Just a guess: Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Florida, Georgia, kentucky, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, both dakotas, texas, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Idaho and Nevada
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MixedProphet Apr 18, 2026 +13
Ohio just did it a month ago :(
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SanaSpitOnMe Apr 17, 2026 +20
Just a guess: R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R,
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Tacoman404 Apr 17, 2026 +26
We tried to pass it in Massachusetts a few years ago. The first time I ever saw smear campaigns from both parties on the same topic. We're the smartest f****** state and it only got like 40% the rest of the country is doomed. I tell my more libertarian/conservative friends who will never have a republican representative for them because of how this whole state votes that if you wanted to be better represented they should've voted for RCV but they suck the shit directly from the republican and trump national message butthole against it. A+ for Maine getting it through on some levels though.
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spongue Apr 17, 2026 +5
I want to say the same thing happened in Oregon​
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regalrecaller Apr 18, 2026 +3
Oregon tried to make it a constitutional amendment in 2024, but that failed. so rcv is in use all over the place in Oregon but not in statewide elections
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crazy_balls Apr 17, 2026 +4
I just found out about Star Voting. That seems pretty good too.
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PrincetonToss Apr 18, 2026 +9
A lot of the terrible things that Israel's doing right now are a **direct result** of their proper multiparty system. Netanyahu's generated enough ill-will among other mainstream parties that he's been forced into coalition with all of the religious and horribly right-wing parties. There are 5 parties in the coalition, and Likud is **by far** the furthest left. Yeah. There's a decent chance that Bibi would still be seeking endless wars in a more reasonable coalition, but it's very likely that there would be far fewer new Settlements in the West Bank, and that the IDF would be treating Palestinians better in both the West Bank and Gaza. There probably wouldn't be talk about occupying southern Lebanon, either, even if there was still discussion about attacking. The US's political system needs some reform, and you're right that multiparty systems are generally better, but the situation is too funny to not point out.
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riddick32 Apr 17, 2026 +13
I still can't understand how two private institutions are the ones who dictate who runs the country. Like.....I can't even begin to understand the basics of the logic.
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TheDrAlbrhect Apr 18, 2026 +5
Every time we try to vote for a third-party the candidates are f****** lunatics. Like there’s the Trump sort of lunatic and then there’s “no government regulations just sue companies that pollute your land” sort of lunacy.
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Quom Apr 17, 2026 +4
I also think it's partly down to not having any sort of set roles whilst in opposition. It feels like it's easier to ignore a random member of the opposition as just offering their view compared to if they have been put forward by their party as the expert/spokesperon on that topic (like in a shadow cabinet).
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cubedplusseven Apr 17, 2026 +11
> South African style pressure campaign to the the apartheid. I assume you're referring to pressuring Israel to withdraw from the West Bank. You may be overstating the impact of international pressure on South Africa, but I support it regardless. If, on the other hand, you're referring to incorporating 15 million Palestinian Arabs into what used to be Israel to become a demographic and political majority subordinating a Jewish minority, then you're at best an idiot if not a murderous hater. Putting aside all of the vast differences in South African and Israeli/Palestinian political histories and systems of governance, one only has to take stock of the October 7 attack and Israel's brutal response to it to understand that these two groups of people shouldn't be forced to live in the same state any time soon.
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DLTMIAR Apr 18, 2026 +2
Replace the president with a parliament 
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m0llusk Apr 18, 2026 +2
US used to have all the right rules: Congress needed to declare war, congress needed to approve tariffs, and so on. Simply going back to the original design instead of making the President into a king should fix things.
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SanaSpitOnMe Apr 17, 2026 +5
> two nations at least 3
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CX316 Apr 18, 2026 +2
Three. Putin is still in power because he was able to game the system swapping between president and prime minister until he no longer needed to pretend
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tvtowers Apr 17, 2026 +331
He keeps getting delays, and the forever war disappointingly has broad support in Israel.
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Falsus Apr 17, 2026 +35
It cannot be delayed further than October this year though.
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SirCharlesTupperBt Apr 17, 2026 +72
Not with that attitude you it can't! Don't underestimate our boy Bibi's ability to do things that would be unthinkable in a liberal democracy. He's already been using war and causing death and misery to avoid accountability for years, there's not much moral room to go lower.
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Falsus Apr 17, 2026 +15
I am pretty sure that if he tries to delay further than that the court would just haul his ass away anyway.
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nvidiastock Apr 17, 2026 +22
One can hope but don't be so sure, he seems to have an iron grip on Israeli politics.
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Falsus Apr 17, 2026 +19
Israeli politics is complex and very byzantine. As far as I know he just barely managed to stay in power after the last election thanks to a very weak and fragile coalition.
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tvtowers Apr 17, 2026 +3
That's a loooong time off. I think the most recent delay was only for a couple of weeks, so hopefully things can quiet down enough to give him no reason to seek another delay.
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ess-doubleU Apr 17, 2026 +102
They'll just keep attacking Gaza under the guise of attacking Hamas.
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Bertuthald_McMannis Apr 17, 2026 +46
Israel: “We will bomb the rubble into dust.”
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SleepyMarijuanaut92 Apr 17, 2026 +11
*week after" Isreal: "we'll bomb the dust into powder"
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MGM-Wonder Apr 17, 2026 +38
He'll just bomb another country instead, give it time.
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SvedishFish Apr 17, 2026 +15
Military is already gearing up for Cuba. There's a very narrow time frame for congress to assert some authority here before it's too late.
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raevnos Apr 17, 2026 +6
Congress has repeatedly demonstrated that the Republican majority has no interest in doing that.
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yiliu Apr 17, 2026 +3
Israel will attack Cuba? Now that would be a wildcard.
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No_Lemon_3290 Apr 17, 2026 +33
Isn't the whole regime corrupt? If he is prosecuted and found guilty, does he just get replaced with someone equally as disgusting and corrupt as him?
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F0rScience Apr 17, 2026 +40
Netanyahu has been in power for a long time but it’s been by the skin of his teeth since at least 2019. There is no strongman regime backing him up, it’s a paper thin coalition that he was holding together with promises of safety that have been proven false. There are plenty of equally morally bankrupt factions within the government, but it’s not a monolith that’s going to replace him with an exact copy.
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Captain_Mazhar Apr 17, 2026 +5
October is gonna be wild. Benny is in a rough spot with the war right now because of the 2024 Supreme Court ruling that the Haredi exemption was unlawful. He has to pick a side, either supporting the IDF and their need for staffing or the Orthodox exemption, which has caused him a lot of trouble in the far right-wing parties.
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InevitableAvalanche Apr 17, 2026 +27
Yes, very similar to Republicans.
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condorthe2nd Apr 17, 2026 +16
It is a democracy with a reasonably healthy opposition and extremely strong freedom of the press.
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FrequentFortune123 Apr 17, 2026 +27
So is the US on paper
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Falsus Apr 17, 2026 +7
USA does not have freedom of the press. They where not even in the top 50 worldwide *before* Trump's era.
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ChinaCatProphet Apr 17, 2026 +24
That's what they said about the US when Cheney and Rumsfeld went into Iraq.
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i_did_nothing_ Apr 17, 2026 +819
So this “ceasefire“ isn’t expected to last much past right now?
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fury420 Apr 17, 2026 +162
I would expect the Israelis were seeking clarifications because the actual agreement says: >Israel shall preserve its right to take all necessary measures in self-defense, at any time, against planned, imminent, or ongoing attacks. This shall not be impeded by the cessation of hostilities. Besides this, it will not carry out any offensive military operations against Lebanese targets, including civilian, military, and other state targets, in the territory of Lebanon by land, air, and sea. Which doesn't outright prohibit strikes.
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Acceptable-Peace-69 Apr 17, 2026 +62
It doesn’t even slow them down. It’s the “cellphone looked like a gun” excuse.
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Protolictor Apr 17, 2026 +172
Yeah, I was gonna say: No one is going to be more shocked than the Lebonese when Isreal just continues bombing anyway.
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ManaPlox Apr 18, 2026 +26
The Lebanese aren't going to be shocked. Israel has continued to bomb Lebanon continuously since the last war ended in 2024.
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austinwiltshire Apr 17, 2026 +27
Markets gotta close
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Enyss Apr 17, 2026 +22
Netanyahu may just say "lolno", and Trump will do nothing about it.
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AuditAndHax Apr 17, 2026 +13
A story on the broken ceasefire was already posted 5 minutes before this one was made. War moves faster than the speed of news, apparently.
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HitheroNihil Apr 17, 2026 +2
Carrion fly faster than any messenger bird.
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Rymanbc Apr 17, 2026 +16
Wall Street is closed now so they could, but I think they usually prefer to get past the After-Hours close before they start to in earnest. Edit: I totally called it.
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Zagmit Apr 17, 2026 +12
I think it would be odd if Israel doesn't break the ceasefire in dramatic fashion. Setting aside Bibi Netenyahu's precarious political situation, it's hard to imagine that any Israeli leadership would tolerate the idea that the United States could unilaterally prohibit Israel from 'defending' itself.  They almost have to keep attacking now, to deny the implication that Israel has no independence, and is only a proxy for the United States.  Like, the United States probably could have stopped Israel attacking by negotiating in back channels outside public view. But prohibiting another nation to do something solely by social media post? That's not going to work. 
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thepvbrother Apr 18, 2026 +3
Look, Trump has completely lost the plot. This will be another humiliating moment for him and probably seal the deal on an attempt to oust him. What will be interesting is seeing Peter Thiel and the like moving to move Vance into position. At that point, either the vise on authoritarianism tightens, or it all falls apart and they devour themselves. Trump may be in on it but if he's he's not, I think we'll see a compete meltdown as his handlers let him completely off the leash. He'll still blame Biden, somehow, I'm sure. On the other end, the Left is still rudderless and unless someone seizes the conch shell, the more moderate side (pro-corporate side) takes off and we're all screwed, but in the slightly longer run.
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Zagmit Apr 18, 2026 +2
I agree with you that Peter Thiel and other conservative elites might try to push JD Vance into position to replace Trump, but I feel it's a misunderstanding on their part of how Trump's cult of personality works. I don't think there's anyone currently capable of replacing Trump, though I think they'll all try to posture that way.  The left might seem rudderless, but it does seem to have a lot of momentum directed against Donald Trump, even if that energy isn't coming from the Democratic party, so much as the party is buoyed by a grassroots effort against Trump.  I suspect that both the Democratic and Republican parties haven't reckoned with how unpopular they really are, or how misaligned their platforms are with the average American. Really makes me wonder what will happen once Trump isn't a focal point for American politics.  
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CaptPants Apr 17, 2026 +604
Dude doesnt realize that Bibi NEEDS to keep being at war to forever delay his corruption trials. Non of these ceasefire will last
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Caymonki Apr 17, 2026 +80
Don’t fall for Taco Tuesday This happens every weekend. Big news they will retract.
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punkindle Apr 17, 2026 +23
that sounds like a shitty system of government. hey, you broke a shit ton of laws and should be in jail, but I guess we'll let you run things because of the war that you got us in. ridiculous
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Fuddamatic Apr 17, 2026 +67
Trump heard of cease fire. He wants the credit so he claims he ordered it. Trump cannot hold the same thought in his head longer than 2 minutes. He contradicts himself almost every time he talks.
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ThePsychoDog Apr 17, 2026 +66
It’s Friday. So you know what that means 📈🌮📉
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TylerBourbon Apr 17, 2026 +120
Netanyahu 3 minutes later: "So anyway, I started blasting..."
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tvtowers Apr 17, 2026 +218
I'd be shocked if my dog told me to "sit", too. First time I can say I've had anything in common with bibi
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MoneyManx10 Apr 17, 2026 +292
Netanyahu is going to leak some Epstein news in response.
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Commercial-Lack6279 Apr 17, 2026 +156
Like it would make a difference
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movealongnowpeople Apr 17, 2026 +170
"She was very mature for a 12 year old" -Republicans Edit: lotta pedo defenders on today. Sit and spin, weirdos.
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The_Bitter_Bear Apr 17, 2026 +44
"Nice" -Republicans behind closed doors. 
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LongBongJohnSilver Apr 17, 2026 +2
On Fox News they were actually referring to 14 year olds being "Barely legal." After YEARS of talking about how damning the Epstein files were.
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Honest-Boysenberry96 Apr 17, 2026 +29
Literally. Files have already shown Trump’s involvement to an extent that makes it almost impossible to deny he himself participated in any child raping, and people have done nothing about it.
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Black_Moons Apr 17, 2026 +5
The pope once shook his finger disappointingly at trump! that was something! oh, you mean americans who still live in the USA? Nah, they are too afraid of getting ICE'ed.
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DoctrTurkey Apr 17, 2026 +14
Yeah I was gonna say it’s borderline adorable that The Diddler thinks he holds the power in this relationship lmao
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drhunny Apr 17, 2026 +27
On a Friday 10 minutes after markets closed. Go figure
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tdrules Apr 17, 2026 +44
Market manipulation is more important than you Bibi
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VRGIMP27 Apr 17, 2026 +23
Donald Trump thinking that he is gonna stop Bibi from doing anything is freaking hilarious.
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m3kw Apr 17, 2026 +37
Stop linking to paywalled sites, should be banned. What’s the point when most people isn’t subscribed
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SawToothKernel Apr 17, 2026 +26
I don't know why they don't just have a simple rule: if it's paywalled, post the content in a comment or the post gets removed.
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Tacoman404 Apr 17, 2026 +6
The sites tend to go after listnook for allowing the content to stay up.
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Jenetyk Apr 17, 2026 +6
He just said that for the market close. It will be gone by Monday
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hotsexyman Apr 17, 2026 +37
It can only be "prohibited" if the US is willing to use force against Israel.
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Ermastic Apr 17, 2026 +25
US doesnt need to actually use force, it only needs to threaten to stop arming and funding them, which is what Reagan did in the 80s. Isreal cannot stand on its own two legs, for all their bluster they still need western backing to survive. Its Americas feral pitbull, and the last couple presidents have been too scared to yank on the chain.
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millelizards Apr 17, 2026 +12
Israel is the world’s sixth largest arms exporter, ahead of UK. Even Israel’s GDP per capita is higher than UK. Germany just paid Israel 5bn Euro to get Arrow-3 missile protection systems.  It’s a remarkably resilient and advanced economy. 
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zasabi7 Apr 18, 2026 +2
But Kamala would have been worse
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nukem996 Apr 18, 2026 +3
Israel is integral to American tech. Everything from iPhones to massive ML systems have Israeli tech in it. Cutting them off could massively backfire.
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Tannerd101 Apr 17, 2026 +15
But Don! You know me fella, cmonnnnn you know me
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supercali45 Apr 17, 2026 +3
He just glad the weekend is here so he can f*** off and play golf and shit post
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StatelyTree Apr 17, 2026 +4
Oil shorts made their money earlier 20 mins before the announcement of the straight opening. Wonder what crisis he'll gin up this weekend to manipulate the market with all weekend? 
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kumgongkia Apr 17, 2026 +3
Netanyahu shocked that Trump is going to flip the market so soon again after just doing it
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Full-Sound-6269 Apr 18, 2026 +4
So, a pump and dump president publicly lied once again. Incredible. How can anyone still believe him? I just bet against his lies and made money, thanks Donny.
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GreenLurka Apr 18, 2026 +3
Epstein file release in 5...4...3...
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athousandpancakes Apr 17, 2026 +13
So he’s going to bomb Syria next? Or fully anex what’s left of the West Bank? He needs to bomb something to protect the citizens from his corruption trial
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snewchybewchies Apr 18, 2026 +7
Netanyahu is so shocked because they both know that he's the one who decides what is and isn't prohibited 
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Nbdyhere Apr 17, 2026 +8
Trump is gonna get shocked when he finds out what Netanyahu has in common with a honey badger.
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EqualPassenger4271 Apr 18, 2026 +9
Bite each others dicks off. Both netanyahu and trump belong in prison for so many crimes.
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WardedDruid Apr 17, 2026 +3
Ha! This is the article I've been waiting HOURS to read, ever since trump made the claim earlier today! How many times is he going to keep doing the same dumb shit over and over again.
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StruttyB Apr 17, 2026 +3
Proved what we already knew to be true, that is who is really calling the shots here, literally.
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Garconanokin Apr 17, 2026 +3
Trump is flailing, he doesn’t even have a concept of a plan, and for Republicans, that’s enough for you!
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Bleezy79 Apr 17, 2026 +3
Something tells me this is going to drag on through the US midterms so that Dump can use it as an excuse to declare some bs emergency and he can halt the elections. I really hope im wrong.
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Legitimate-Wash-6336 Apr 17, 2026 +3
Which one weighs more ? Epstein blackmail or world economy?
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Ender914 Apr 17, 2026 +3
Bibi doesn't follow him on TruthSocial? I mean that's where he posts most of his policy decisions
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Conflatulations12 Apr 18, 2026 +3
I wonder if he'll be tweeting about how he is not feeling at all suicidal.
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eisbaerBorealis Apr 18, 2026 +3
Oh, nooo... I sure hope Netanyahu doesn't release some incriminating files concerning Trump... That would be awful!...
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poestavern Apr 18, 2026 +3
Ha ha ha ha ……..
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devilquak Apr 18, 2026 +3
Uh oh. Didn’t check in with daddy first.
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Cynical_Classicist Apr 17, 2026 +5
Careful, someone might accidentally release photos of Trump with... children.
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scubachris Apr 17, 2026 +5
Israel fixing to release the Epstein files
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Zulmoka531 Apr 17, 2026 +5
Because it was all blatant lies and manipulation. Like this is him literally f****** with the stock market in real time and the world is the victim.
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Relative_Tough_8375 Apr 17, 2026 +5
Vamos ver quem manda em quem
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NoBSforGma Apr 18, 2026 +4
Netanyahu: "You are not the boss of me!"
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Captain_Reseda Apr 18, 2026 +5
And Netanyahu laughed and laughed and laughed.
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martapap Apr 17, 2026 +6
The only thing that will stop Net is the Israeli people taking away his power and that is not going to happen anytime soon anyway.
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Traghorn Apr 17, 2026 +2
Haha - Bebe wouldn’t necessarily think to stop shooting, and may not even after being reminded. Two bugs in a rug.
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IranianLawyer Apr 17, 2026 +2
How many FIFA Peace Prizes can one man earn!?
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AnomalyNexus Apr 17, 2026 +2
Suspect even Israel is getting a little tired of the USA administration's style
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jsm85 Apr 17, 2026 +2
Fuckin moron can’t even keep his targets straight
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uknownix Apr 17, 2026 +2
Gotta pump them markets
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mangosawce9k Apr 17, 2026 +2
FN pedo and queef needs to stick to his country. At least other Dictators do, I think…..
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Sunsetmargaritas Apr 18, 2026 +2
TACO Countdown! Day 1 is online! I have him backpedaling in 4 days! (I figure it'll take Bibi 2 days to figure out how to shame Trump into it.)
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OpenGrainAxehandle Apr 18, 2026 +2
Forbidden, schur-schmidden. What are they gonna do, write a letter? -Bender
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JohnBPrettyGood Apr 18, 2026 +2
Trump says a lot of shit. Most of it is made up How did The Dow React?
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LordMashie Apr 18, 2026 +2
✋Stop it, I don’t like it!
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mark6059 Apr 18, 2026 +2
it is unusual for the employee to tell their boss something is prohibited
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Mike-SBA Apr 18, 2026 +2
Netanyahu will do whatever he wants! He doesn’t care what Trump says !
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shunyaananda Apr 18, 2026 +2
I think you don't have a right to get shocked after you chose Trump as your ally
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Icy_Walrus_5035 Apr 18, 2026 +2
Twitter governance
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bonfireball Apr 18, 2026 +2
Well yeah because up until this point he was doing whatever they wanted
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RadiantIOrange5983 Apr 18, 2026 +2
It's just a ploy to make it seem like Trump and his government have actual power.
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SpiroG Apr 18, 2026 +2
OH PLEASE. As if Trump wasn't told EXACTLY what to say and when to say it by the same dude that's doing the Surprised Pikachu face. What a load of bollocks, there's no "shock". Give these people acting degrees, they belong on a different kind of stage.
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filmguy36 Apr 18, 2026 +2
Darth Vader pushing back against the empire
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blackmobius Apr 17, 2026 +4
Netanyahu should reply “blowing up boats in the ocean, on mere accusations of drug smuggling, are also prohibited”
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Justgototheeffinmoon Apr 17, 2026 +3
He’s going to get shot again
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LowBornArcher Apr 17, 2026 +3
Maybe now we’ll get to see the Epstein files, Daddy Bibi should punish this impertinence from his underling
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reactor4 Apr 17, 2026 +2
Reagan forced Israel to stop bombing Lebanon in the 1980's with a single phone call. It's an interesting story.
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GreyGreenBrownOakova Apr 18, 2026 +2
and then a year later, Hezbollah killed 241 US and 58 French military personnel in the Beirut barracks bombing.
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