So the solution to the strait being closed is to…. blockade it?
968
DancingDonkeyHeheApr 12, 2026
+524
Closing the closed strait. Some say it’s the most beautiful closed strait they have ever seen.
524
OmiSCApr 12, 2026
+113
I am basically expecting this. “They wanted it closed, so now WE THE GREATEST PEOPLE are closing it. Thank you for your attention yadda yadda.”
113
satireplusplusApr 12, 2026
+44
"You can't fire me because I just quit!!!1!!"
44
doobiswatchingApr 12, 2026
+5
but i don't even really work here.
5
my_juicy_noseApr 12, 2026
+5
That’s what makes this so difficult.
5
Leprichaun17Apr 12, 2026
+6
Or, in the slightly broken English from a guy at the end of a movie I can't remember the name of right now... "I am not fire. I am quit."
6
onarainyafternoonApr 12, 2026
+5
He just yadda yaddaed over the most important part!
5
MareC0gnitumApr 12, 2026
+28
>People say - I don't know about it, but some people say - that this is the greatest blockade of a closed strait they have ever seen. People come up to me and say: Mr. President, thank you for blockading the closed Strait of Hormuz, you are doing a fantastic job.
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Character-Fish-541Apr 12, 2026
+19
America doesn’t need their oil. We make our own. Strong American oil. Beautiful wells in Texas. They say $200 a barrel is the best thing that could happen. We sell oil, you know that? Incredible deal, we pump the same oil out of the ground and can sell it to Norway or the UK or wherever and make more money for the same product. Best thing that could happen to America really.
19
Comprehensive_Gur978Apr 12, 2026
+9
Every single one of these imaginary Trunp quotes are a thing of beauty. Its art. I cant stop reading them in his goofy f****** voice. What a circus freak
9
Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 12, 2026
+12
9/10: missing "with tears in their eyes"
12
katskratchedApr 12, 2026
+9
I thought Melania was the most beautiful closed strait he’s ever seen.
9
XeynonApr 12, 2026
+4
If you close a closed strait it becomes open again. It's like a Reverse Uno.
4
TheNewl0gicApr 12, 2026
+3
Ahahahah f****** hell! Ahah
3
BruteBassieApr 12, 2026
+2
Praise be to Ahah!
2
BoticelliBabyApr 12, 2026
+19
Closed PLUS
19
Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 12, 2026
+3
200% closed now
3
Jagoff_HaverfordApr 12, 2026
+2
Double secret closed!
2
Prior_IndustryApr 12, 2026
+63
Now it's shut because of the US so they are in control 😂 , probably how Trump wants to sell it to his base.
63
FuguSandwichApr 12, 2026
+49
It's 100% this. "Iran didn't close the Strait, I did. It'll re-open only when I say so, and I won't say so until Iran totally surrenders. I have all the cards."
49
HousingThrowAway1092Apr 12, 2026
+10
30 seconds into the blockade Iran will let Chinese ships pass through the strait. There is no world in which the US tries to militarily block Chinese flagged ships.
An even funnier outcome would be Iran letting US allies pass through only for them to be blocked by the US. Let the US military prevent UK or French ships from navigating freely
10
Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 12, 2026
+10
Didn't he just say three hours ago that he had completely destroyed Iran's military? Are they throwing camel dung at the ships now?
10
GrilledstonerApr 12, 2026
+2
How he charges a fee to get through
2
FullySent707Apr 12, 2026
+27
Advanced closed
27
ABucinApr 12, 2026
+2
Closed^+
2
Goodie__Apr 12, 2026
+34
I think the point is that several countries have made friendly overtures to Iran, and managed to get a limited number of ships through the straight. For example, a number of Chinese tankers have made it through.
By blockading those ships in, it puts pressure on China to not act to extend this conflict.
34
Biblioklept73Apr 12, 2026
+25
Spain and France have had ships allowed through too. This is not a move that is gonna be seen well in the eyes of the international community, not just China but every country that relies on the Strait being open and is already against the war American/Isreal are waging on Iran. Speedrunning becoming a pariah state is not gonna work out well for the US
25
Oozlum-BirdApr 12, 2026
+11
He’s probably pissed that NATO countries who refused to send ships to help him open the Strait are being allowed through (quite possibly precisely because they refused to send ships).
The fact that the Strait was only closed because he started a war of aggression without consulting with them, and his usual tactic of threats just makes him appear weaker by the day, requires a capacity for reflection that is beyond him.
11
heart-aroniApr 12, 2026
+9
He's threatening to stop Chinese ships, does he think China will not do anything?
If the US Navy starts boarding Chinese ships to detain them in the Arabian Sea, China will start detaining American ships in their ports or in the SCS or Yellow Sea. They would be directly attacking China economically, China will start cutting shipments of everything to the US. And we already saw how effective that was the last time, that's what ended the trade/tarrif war that Trump waged a few months ago. This is so stupid, this will never work.
9
Biblioklept73Apr 12, 2026
+6
Exactly this. One commenter above said “it puts pressure on China not to extend this conflict”, I don’t agree with this. It puts China in a position whereby it *must* take retaliatory action, and it won’t be military action China are more intelligent than that, so it’s gonna be economical, disastrous for the US. Alongside the fact that he’s also alienating *every* other country dependent on those supplies and yet completely unwilling to take military action against Iran for a war started by the US. Talk about ‘America first’, it’s gonna end up ‘America alone’
6
rkcthApr 12, 2026
+5
So out of all possible moves, this is the dumbest. First time ever for this guy.
5
Biblioklept73Apr 12, 2026
+3
Yeah, this guy seems like he’s on a world record run of ‘first times’ honestly. Also, I know this is controversial but, I can’t help but think him throwing a tantrum and pulling out of NATO, therefore *drastically* reducing Americas military reach across the world might actually do the world a favour, but that’s just me. I hate this guy with a passion, the belligerent arrogance is so repulsive
3
onarainyafternoonApr 12, 2026
+2
He is seriously the worst deal-maker in the history of US presidents. Just a staggering level of incompetence on every conceivable level.
2
Biblioklept73Apr 12, 2026
+2
Completely agree, and yet there’s still idiots here beating his drum, believing the outright lies and US exceptionalism he’s selling. The fact that he’s a just a symptom, and not the actual disease as we can see from a multitude of comments, is what makes this scenario so disastrous for America. Ignorant narcissists are never people you wanna get in bed with. It’s gonna take decades to even get close to the respect that was afforded them before.
2
SpatulaWholesaleApr 12, 2026
+10
Uh-uh... so US Navy vessels will fire upon a Chinese tanker to enforce the blockade?
TACO TACO TACO TACO
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EdiwirApr 12, 2026
+3
And British, and European, and most especially French.
3
Philo_Publius1776Apr 12, 2026
+2
They don't have to fire on them. They just have to board them.
2
Extension-Badger3144Apr 12, 2026
+3
It won’t keep China out. That delusional thinking.
3
heart-aroniApr 12, 2026
+2
>it puts pressure on China to not act to extend this conflict.
So the US is threatening to board or destroy Chinese ships to blockade them from the strait?
Yeah that definitely will make China act to end the conflict, but they will not act to end it on America's terms. Why would they when the US is attacking them economically?
If the US starts detaining Chinese ships in the Arabian Sea, then China will start detaining American ships in Chinese ports or SCS or Yellow Sea. They will start sanctioning the US like they did during the previous trade war (that China won and US lost). That's how they'll act to end the conflict and the American blockade, the Iranian blockade they would care less because they already let their ships pass and they help China by demanding payment in rmb.
This is a stupid strategy and it will never work.
2
mohjackApr 12, 2026
+15
'You can't fire me because I quit!"
15
CutCautious7275Apr 12, 2026
+6
“No one can close a strait like I do”
6
Silver_Middle_7240Apr 12, 2026
+9
"If I can't get ships through, no one can."
9
suckercuckApr 12, 2026
+8
So many great ideas from this brainiac.
8
Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 12, 2026
+3
He has the best words.
3
AppleTree98Apr 12, 2026
+4
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
4
big-papitoApr 12, 2026
+3
The Iranians will collect a toll - then Trump will.
3
HalitoticApr 12, 2026
+3
I imagine it’s because he’s got fomo, and is worried iran will let all other countries through. So trump bring trump says if i can’t have it, no one can. I’m sure he hopes this will rally people to his cause
3
Biblioklept73Apr 12, 2026
+5
Agree, thing is, it’ll do the exact opposite
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Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 12, 2026
+2
Well, there's that.
2
apexxinApr 12, 2026
+9
It’s pretty logical, and I’m surprised kegshit didn’t do it much earlier. If they are closing it to hurt the US and others, then why are we allowing them to use it for their own benefit?
9
Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 12, 2026
+5
Donny seems to be realizing that even his dumbass voters understand "gas price more now".
5
frooApr 12, 2026
+2
Closing the closed strait, straight away.
2
344567653379643555Apr 12, 2026
+2
And charge a toll to get through the blockade.
2
Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 12, 2026
+2
A tariff, if you will. I see no downside.
2
Fritzo2162Apr 12, 2026
+2
Super double secret closed
2
jcmach1Apr 12, 2026
+2
Exactly, someone needs to check on grandpa
2
HelloYesItsMeYourMomApr 12, 2026
+5
No. This isn’t opening the strait, it’s saying if you are closing it to anyone not paying a toll then no ships go in or out. The Iranian economy was shitting the bed before the war, it’s going to get a lot worse and they need this toll desperately.
5
redfoobarApr 12, 2026
+18
No regime ever fell due to economic sanctions or blockades. The people will suffer but the regime will stay in place is how it always goes.
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Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 12, 2026
+4
South Africa?
4
NoughmadApr 12, 2026
+4
Any sort of obvious external attack, be it a blockade, strategic bombardment, or plain old boots on the ground invasion, always just creates a "rally around the flag" effect. People under attack will not revolt against the government, they will fight against the enemy attacking them.
... but it might work for us!
4
Roxalon_PrimeApr 12, 2026
+3
It works 100% zero percent of the times!
3
1makflyApr 12, 2026
+118
They are blockading it for the other countries that successfully negotiated safe passage with Iran to get everyone on their side by force. At least that’s the only reason that would make remotely sense to me from the US’ perspective.
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heart-aroniApr 12, 2026
+51
Yeah but this won't work. The US is going to stop ships that the world needs? and they think the world will do nothing about it? They think China's going to go "yeah just stop our ships that's fine"? No they will retaliate by stopping ships from heading to America too.
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weaseleasleApr 12, 2026
It depends, no one else is retaliating against Iran for stopping their ships., It seems unlikely they would pick a fight with the US over it. China would probably be the outlier. Though not militarily.
0
RamaMitAlpenmilchApr 12, 2026
+6
How would the us stop the ships tho? Shot them?
6
BlobFishPillowApr 12, 2026
+3
It's a stupid plan the moment you think of the implications. The world is not retaliating against Iran because everyone with a brain knows they'd do the same thing if attacked like that and that they are not the aggressors. They have the global moral high ground, so when the oil prices rise, the taxman in Japan or the farmer in Belgium will blame the US and Israel, not Iran.
But if the US somehow actually stops the oil flow, it's only going to backfire on them, because they've already antagonised the entire world. And how would they enforce it in the first place? Iran can place a blockade by saying they've laid mines, and ships don't go through until cleared themselves. Will the US lay mines as well? Or chase oil tankers and shoot at them? How will this even work practically? It's just stupid.
3
donkeybrayApr 12, 2026
+12
Yes, this. Malaysia, for example, is allowed to pass through this strait, compared to Singapore. This move is to prevent Iran from getting more countries to side it.
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Romanos_The_BlindApr 12, 2026
+2
That seems the most reasonable interpretation and yet it's still a really bad idea for the USA and Trump. The US was letting these other tankers through before because it reduced pressure on global oil prices.
By blockading these remaining outflows of oil from the gulf, he is playing a very dangerous game where without a very quick capitulation by Iran (something they've shown no likelihood of doing) all the negatives of the initial blockage and the huge inflationary pressures will return dialed up to 11 even closer to the midterms.
This is to say nothing of the massive negative global impacts this will have because I don't think Trump gives a shit one way or another.
2
LiquidGnomeApr 12, 2026
+3
Or he's doing all this to raise the market for oil and then sell it all and renegg by Friday when markets close.
3
AppearanceDizzy7006Apr 12, 2026
+114
What will that achieve?
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whatproblemsApr 12, 2026
+84
an even more complete blockade of the strait?
84
bokewalkaApr 12, 2026
+14
"We will blockade the straight, and it will be beautiful, some say it's the best blockade they've ever seen. It's true, everyone knows."
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satireplusplusApr 12, 2026
+6
some say its the biggest complete blockade of the strait
6
Ars2Apr 12, 2026
+38
then he can extort his european\nato 'allies' for ship passage filled with LNG
38
Grow_away_420Apr 12, 2026
+13
An even larger global recession to spiral into
13
claimstoknowpeopleApr 12, 2026
+4
It will help my USO calls run
4
AppleTree98Apr 12, 2026
+3
A kid knocking all the chess pieces off the board then declaring "I win"
3
SurfingKennyApr 12, 2026
+3
More money in Trumps pocket by creating his own toll.
3
KrulmanApr 12, 2026
+6
Double toll!
6
I_Roll_ChicagoApr 12, 2026
+4
Provide iran with naval targets to use their new Chinese anti ship missiles on?
4
my5cworthApr 12, 2026
+199
Iran closes the strait, so USA ... blockades the strait?
Strong "you didnt break up with me, I broke up with YOU!" vibes
199
15438473151455Apr 12, 2026
+37
TBF, it does mean that neither side can benefit from the closure.
Iran is still letting ships from friendly nations through.
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CalculonxApr 12, 2026
+4
Then Trump can brag how successful the blockade is since there is now no traffic going through.
4
QuattuorApr 12, 2026
+9
The art of the deal. I'm so glad the Iran was "defeated", can't get enough of winning
9
Master-Leopard-7830Apr 12, 2026
+94
Colour me surprised.
No doubt Vance and co gave it the "it's my way or the highway" and got told to f*** right off.
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DoxDoflamingo2Apr 12, 2026
+46
Their change in strategy was clear the moment Trump started to mention that there were many oil tankers in their way to the US.
They will attempt to supply the worlds oil (they cant) for the immediate increase in income to the economy to boost their numbers so they have the economic aspect of oil sales as talking point to repeat as a win to their base, while they hope to strangle Chinese economy enough that they pressure Iran to stop.
To people who think this is good to the US, spoiler alert, its not, and will only make things worse:
\- The oil infrastructure in the middle east will take more damage meaning its gonna be years before they rebuild.
\- China is gonna remain mostly unaffected because their main ally is one of the biggest oil producers in the world (russia) and because they produce the most renewable energy by far.
\- Without income in the middle east, and a possible humanitarian crisis, they're out of funds for the AI Bubble and with no one to bail out the US when they have to recalculate their debt.
\- They're only gonna hurt their allies, which are Japan, SK, and the EU, and once they start to sell their US bonds in retaliation the US economy will collapse.
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jl2352Apr 12, 2026
+15
From the perspective of the countries in the middle east, China is the stable reliable one here.
In the coming decades I expect we will see Chinese naval activity and bases cropping up across the region. As countries aim to build closer ties with China.
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DoxDoflamingo2Apr 12, 2026
+6
yeah but the entire oil infrastructure is getting damaged in this war, and until it stops, there is not gonna be any rebuilding nor adding any other ways to build direct pipelines that bypass the need for the strait to be open. Same thing for other necessary things like fertilizer, etc. which makes it obvious that Trump and his team are coping and begging that this is solved within a few weeks, but it wont, because all Iran has to do is survive while the world starves for resources to win.
What is most likely to happen is global recession b/c of lack of oil and gas, with high inflation but unlike covid, this will take years to fix because there is no cure to the BS happening right now. And once countries have to make up for the missing money and start to consider selling US bonds its when the house of cards will fall.
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Equivalent_Song3771Apr 12, 2026
+4
Your post is bogus with lots of holes.
Oil tankers to the US went from 11 to 40.
In the best case scenario an extra 60 million barrels means absolutely nothing to the American economy it's not even close to 0.0001% of their GDP.
Your first half says high oil prices will strangle China and second half says they won't be affected. 1) they will be affected it's a global market and China is paying higher prices 2) they are already having maximum Russia oil Russia can't just replace 13% of China's missing oil overnight 3) Russia refineries and ports have been damaged from Ukraine their imput has actually decreased since the war started
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j-fromnjApr 12, 2026
+2
Your first error was relying on rando listnook posts for any credibility and at this point likely bots.
Listnook has become almost unreadable.
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DoxDoflamingo2Apr 12, 2026
+5
It's a listnook post, not an economics class, and the current ongoing war didn't consider any of the current global scenarios, or they wouldn't have started it.
Trump is not exactly a brilliant person, and neither is his voting base. The price of delivered oil is about $150 usd per barrel, almost 300% more than what it averaged last year, what does it mean?, record profits, as the supply that can no longer be covered by the middle east will have to come from somewhere else, even if its not enough to do anything for the american economy, and even if the average american will not only see no benefit but rather be affected by demand as its likely to increase inflation.
You bet that starting next week Trump will start to bark that Oil revenue is expected to hit record highs thanks to the war he started as proof that they're winning by the situation.
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In regards to china, yes its a global economy, and a global recession will affect China too, but China has been preparing for this for years, and the outcomes, while bad for everyone, will hurt the US the most, thats what i meant to say.
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Russias refineries have been affected yes, again, this will hurt EU, Japan and SK, all which are US Allies, more than it will Russia or China.
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517A564dDApr 12, 2026
+2
Don't forget the coming helium shortage will further hinder chip production, harming the AI sector even more.
2
344567653379643555Apr 12, 2026
+3
“Did you say thank you yet?”
-JD, during Iranian peace talks, probably
3
Plane-Breakfast-8817Apr 12, 2026
+184
There are three ways to do things:
the right way, the wrong way, and the American way which is the wrong way but faster.
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patrickegApr 12, 2026
+51
You can always trust the Americans to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else.
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tanaephis77400Apr 12, 2026
+40
Nope. No one trusts the Americans to do the right thing.
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seaefjayeApr 12, 2026
+20
It's a Churchill quote.
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tanaephis77400Apr 12, 2026
+7
I know. But it's not relevant anymore in 2026.
7
RenatusiskApr 12, 2026
+2
Yeah we have failed as a nation at the moment, try again when I'm sixty or seventy sadly.
2
BothRequirement2826Apr 12, 2026
+7
You sure about that? These days seems like they triple down on the American way.
Anybody ever told them about the definition of insanity?
Then again they brought it upon themselves by voting in Trump. Twice.
7
AppearanceDizzy7006Apr 12, 2026
+8
No you can always trust the Americans to obey their Israel sponsors
8
SoftestpoopApr 12, 2026
+2
The Max Power way
2
Mr-A-1991Apr 12, 2026
+44
Trump is such a pedophile.
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W31337Apr 12, 2026
+15
What's happening is that Trump got horny on the toll idea that Iran is doing and is finding ways to exploit that for himself.
15
paulm1927Apr 12, 2026
+9
You can’t close it because I’ve closed it!
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podcastofallpodcastsApr 12, 2026
+2
It sounds like he wants to put his own tollbooth in front of theirs.
2
MrDopple68Apr 12, 2026
+19
Trump in Dire Straits.
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SeedfusionApr 12, 2026
+7
Trump loves money for nothing and your chicks for free.
7
SnakeskinJimApr 12, 2026
+6
No, he loves chicks who are three.
6
glorious_reptileApr 12, 2026
+22
Why would Iran open anything if they are under blockade?
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LoneSnarkApr 12, 2026
+6
The US is suggesting it is going to fire on Chinese ships transporting Iranian oil? That seems like a bad idea.
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emjaybeachinApr 12, 2026
+22
I think he might want to read up on the old Gallipoli campaign because I feel like there's some eerie similarities with the overestimation of naval power here. And the topography of Iran is pretty similar if it comes to boots on the ground - fundamentally, naval power alone from the most powerful navy in the world couldn't break the Dardanelles strait. Turkish artillery simply retreated to fortified positions or was abandoned then reoccupied the next day.
I think there are some parallels here with drone/missile warfare and USA can never take the shoreline
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ojoslocos21Apr 12, 2026
+17
“he might want to read”
this dude cant even read a coloring book lol
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pessimistkonsulentenApr 12, 2026
+3
Much less comprehend.
3
scarab1001Apr 12, 2026
+11
Will achieve as little as America taking Kharg Island.
Orange a******'s vibe war is pure insanity. Literally, the dreams of the deranged.
There is no plan at all and now just flailing around.
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PommesMayoApr 12, 2026
+5
So the worst deal maker in history was not able to make a deal and in fact make things worse…again. He really made you Americans great again and didn’t make you the laughing stock of the entire world at all
5
xitizen7Apr 12, 2026
+5
At what point will the business community take action, because they are the only ones who matter to the administration?
5
bengeo1191Apr 12, 2026
+5
Time to manipulate the stocks again
5
TrashCapableApr 12, 2026
+3
What a joke.
3
TugasanApr 12, 2026
+3
i bet US are doing some crazy unrealistic demands in the same vane that Putin does to ukraine
3
skildertApr 12, 2026
+3
"we're taking over the closing. We're better at it. It's the best closing in history"
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After-Sought-77Apr 12, 2026
+3
Putting our enlisted men and women directly in harm's way to own the libs.
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sagetravelerApr 12, 2026
+4
Are we prepared to fire on Chinese owned vessels that run the blockade? This timeline just gets dumber and dumber.
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thelucky10079Apr 12, 2026
+3
Trump wants in on that toll too.
Plus he just truth'd it, the US (his big oil donors he blatantly promised to and asked for a billion dollars during his campaign) will make a lot of money
3
Dudedude88Apr 12, 2026
+3
If I can't use it nobody can
3
AdmiralBranniganApr 12, 2026
+3
You can’t close it because *we* are going to close it!
Classic tantrum.
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SquareAdventApr 12, 2026
+10
Can't Trump just mine it back to give the middle finger to all the other countries and Iran?
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Able-Nature6103Apr 12, 2026
+13
Americans do like to cut their nose to scare others after all!!
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keepitfriendApr 12, 2026
+7
Not if he wants Brent crude to continue flowing from Norway.
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redfoobarApr 12, 2026
+6
US will be impacted by oil prices rising just as all other countries.
Get ready for 6-8 dollars a gallon if not more in the US and that’s just the direct impact. Pretty much everything will get more expensive in the next months.
Note that although the US has a lot of oil it cannot refine it itself which is mostly done in Europe (the refineries in the US are only suitable for heavier oil like from Canada and Venezuela). So in the end it’s a global market where the US cannot isolate itself from.
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Roxalon_PrimeApr 12, 2026
+3
Food is gonna get a lot more expensive... Again! Maybe it's not that big of a deal for people in advanced countries, but for a lot of people in the world it's a big f****** problem
3
ZasdfUnrealApr 12, 2026
+7
Blockade is usually a day one tactic. The fact that he waited so long to even suggest it shows his incompetence.
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PleasantWay7Apr 12, 2026
+6
You can blockade it, but this isn’t like Venezuela, there are no Iranian ships coming through. Is the US going to fire and board a Chinese flagged ship? If so, will China forcibly board Western flagged ships departing Taiwan in the South China Sea?
This is a whole different ball game than blocking Iranian ships. And even if you are choking out the Iranians, what protects the remaining infrastructure in the gulf when the get desperate?
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throw_away_17381Apr 12, 2026
+5
So Trump wants to blockade the Strait of Hormuz. He was determined to unblock it, which was already unblocked before he got involved.
Congratulations America. The rest of the world and most of America think you’re an absolute f****** joke never to be trusted.
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Few-Ad-6322Apr 12, 2026
+13
Any US ships in the area are sitting ducks for Iranian missiles and drones, Donny might want to think a little harder about this one.
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DonnictonApr 12, 2026
+11
Hegseth will tell the Navy to "just f****** man up" and make them alpha male the missiles. WARRIOR F****** ETHOS BRO YEAAAH
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FRmidgetApr 12, 2026
+9
Donny shitsinpants don't think.
The grown ups initially told him ot was a bad idea. His pals Benny said "let's bomb Arabs & steal land" so he did.
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NormalOven8Apr 12, 2026
+4
The US does need to be near the strait to close it. You think the US is going to send a ship there and just sit in the strait, really?
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vossmanspalApr 12, 2026
+4
The talks were probably:
Us: We want regime change in Iran and the straits open plus we want to charge ships to pass through or we bomb you.
Iran: No!
Hegseth walk out.
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Crusader-NZ-Apr 12, 2026
+7
The stupidity is exhusting. Hurry up nature, do your thing!
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Ars2Apr 12, 2026
+3
maybe the american citizens should rebell?
3
Crusader-NZ-Apr 12, 2026
+5
They aren't the French, they don't have it in them - also they are basically 50 different countries in one .
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quidamquidamApr 12, 2026
+2
They just don't have it in them.
2
ReinaxApr 12, 2026
+2
They’re also a dangerous combination of complacent, woefully uneducated, and / or hamstrung by things like health insurance being tied to their employment, where having a child or a broken bone can equate to bankruptcy.
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UnrealCanineApr 12, 2026
+2
Won't this cause economic grief to the Gulf states that sell oil? Aren't they US allies?
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BadHombreSinNombreApr 12, 2026
+2
Is he going to block the land and air routes into the country too? And the Caspian Sea somehow? Just categorically stupid ideas again and again.
2
MotherTurdHammerApr 12, 2026
+2
So, the Iranian Navy, which was completely “obliterated” according to the Orange Bloat, is now able to blockade the straight? Hard to keep up with all of the gibberish this administration states.
2
Mundane-Vegetable-31Apr 12, 2026
+2
Can't wait to see how this spectacularly backfires...
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iMaximilianRSApr 12, 2026
+2
10D chess
2
Dyslexic_DevilApr 12, 2026
+2
The art of the peedo.
2
StinkyMcgee51Apr 12, 2026
+2
25th amendment
2
SkipEyechildApr 12, 2026
+3
So, he just ends up blockading the ships that are heading to allies of Iran. What a terrible f****** idea.
Screaming into the ether here, but can America get its finger out of its collective ass and get rid of this guy? He is a moron.
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Whis65Apr 12, 2026
+3
Thought their navy was destroyed.
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WavyGravy04Apr 12, 2026
+6
It helps if you read the article then you would realize it has nothing to do with Irans navy or lack of one
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duxnrunzApr 12, 2026
+2
We won't let Iran kill thousands and reck the global economy by blocking the straight, we're gonna do it instead.
2
BountyMakesMeCoughApr 12, 2026
+2
According to Iran there was only one ‘talk’.
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Icy_Tune2834Apr 12, 2026
+2
is this another Epstein war distraction? that 13 yr old lawyer wants the Speedo POTUS to testify ..
2
filthy-_-casualApr 12, 2026
+1
they are gonna spin this as some extra 40d chess move that it's always the objective and they are so galactic brained they manipulated Iran to do it for them arent they
1
Northern_SpecialApr 12, 2026
+1
Fast effect: Naval Blockade, straight is closed!
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Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 12, 2026
+1
donnie just copying Iran's ideas now
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themflyingjaffacakesApr 12, 2026
+1
I think the idea is that Iran closed it to USA/Israel and non-payees. Now USA will close it for everyone including Iran's 'allies'.
1
jcwilliams1984Apr 12, 2026
+1
Sure would be nice to have a few more competent generals around right about now.
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PrizePermission9432Apr 12, 2026
+1
We’re already pulled over! We can’t pull over anymore!
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RNGezzusApr 12, 2026
+1
Strait down the toilet
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SmokinJunipersApr 12, 2026
+1
He won't. When oil jumps $150, he will tantrum. But he also wont be smart enough to realize its his fault.
1
This_Way_ComesApr 12, 2026
+1
Damn that will be bad for the world economy
1
thatfilipinoguyApr 12, 2026
+1
is this just another one of his talk to increasevalue before market opens? surely nothing happens again
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