So the solution to the strait being closed is to…. blockade it?
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DancingDonkeyHehe1 day ago
+524
Closing the closed strait. Some say it’s the most beautiful closed strait they have ever seen.
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OmiSC1 day ago
+113
I am basically expecting this. “They wanted it closed, so now WE THE GREATEST PEOPLE are closing it. Thank you for your attention yadda yadda.”
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satireplusplus1 day ago
+44
"You can't fire me because I just quit!!!1!!"
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doobiswatching1 day ago
+5
but i don't even really work here.
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my_juicy_nose21 hr ago
+5
That’s what makes this so difficult.
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Leprichaun171 day ago
+6
Or, in the slightly broken English from a guy at the end of a movie I can't remember the name of right now... "I am not fire. I am quit."
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onarainyafternoon23 hr ago
+5
He just yadda yaddaed over the most important part!
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MareC0gnitum1 day ago
+28
>People say - I don't know about it, but some people say - that this is the greatest blockade of a closed strait they have ever seen. People come up to me and say: Mr. President, thank you for blockading the closed Strait of Hormuz, you are doing a fantastic job.
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Character-Fish-5411 day ago
+19
America doesn’t need their oil. We make our own. Strong American oil. Beautiful wells in Texas. They say $200 a barrel is the best thing that could happen. We sell oil, you know that? Incredible deal, we pump the same oil out of the ground and can sell it to Norway or the UK or wherever and make more money for the same product. Best thing that could happen to America really.
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Comprehensive_Gur97823 hr ago
+9
Every single one of these imaginary Trunp quotes are a thing of beauty. Its art. I cant stop reading them in his goofy f****** voice. What a circus freak
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Upstairs_Eagle_47801 day ago
+12
9/10: missing "with tears in their eyes"
12
katskratched1 day ago
+9
I thought Melania was the most beautiful closed strait he’s ever seen.
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Xeynon1 day ago
+4
If you close a closed strait it becomes open again. It's like a Reverse Uno.
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TheNewl0gic1 day ago
+3
Ahahahah f****** hell! Ahah
3
BruteBassie1 day ago
+2
Praise be to Ahah!
2
BoticelliBaby1 day ago
+19
Closed PLUS
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Upstairs_Eagle_47801 day ago
+3
200% closed now
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Jagoff_Haverford1 day ago
+2
Double secret closed!
2
Prior_Industry1 day ago
+63
Now it's shut because of the US so they are in control 😂 , probably how Trump wants to sell it to his base.
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FuguSandwich1 day ago
+49
It's 100% this. "Iran didn't close the Strait, I did. It'll re-open only when I say so, and I won't say so until Iran totally surrenders. I have all the cards."
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HousingThrowAway10921 day ago
+10
30 seconds into the blockade Iran will let Chinese ships pass through the strait. There is no world in which the US tries to militarily block Chinese flagged ships.
An even funnier outcome would be Iran letting US allies pass through only for them to be blocked by the US. Let the US military prevent UK or French ships from navigating freely
10
Upstairs_Eagle_47801 day ago
+10
Didn't he just say three hours ago that he had completely destroyed Iran's military? Are they throwing camel dung at the ships now?
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Grilledstoner1 day ago
+2
How he charges a fee to get through
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FullySent7071 day ago
+27
Advanced closed
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ABucin1 day ago
+2
Closed^+
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Goodie__1 day ago
+34
I think the point is that several countries have made friendly overtures to Iran, and managed to get a limited number of ships through the straight. For example, a number of Chinese tankers have made it through.
By blockading those ships in, it puts pressure on China to not act to extend this conflict.
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Biblioklept731 day ago
+25
Spain and France have had ships allowed through too. This is not a move that is gonna be seen well in the eyes of the international community, not just China but every country that relies on the Strait being open and is already against the war American/Isreal are waging on Iran. Speedrunning becoming a pariah state is not gonna work out well for the US
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Oozlum-Bird1 day ago
+11
He’s probably pissed that NATO countries who refused to send ships to help him open the Strait are being allowed through (quite possibly precisely because they refused to send ships).
The fact that the Strait was only closed because he started a war of aggression without consulting with them, and his usual tactic of threats just makes him appear weaker by the day, requires a capacity for reflection that is beyond him.
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heart-aroni1 day ago
+9
He's threatening to stop Chinese ships, does he think China will not do anything?
If the US Navy starts boarding Chinese ships to detain them in the Arabian Sea, China will start detaining American ships in their ports or in the SCS or Yellow Sea. They would be directly attacking China economically, China will start cutting shipments of everything to the US. And we already saw how effective that was the last time, that's what ended the trade/tarrif war that Trump waged a few months ago. This is so stupid, this will never work.
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Biblioklept731 day ago
+6
Exactly this. One commenter above said “it puts pressure on China not to extend this conflict”, I don’t agree with this. It puts China in a position whereby it *must* take retaliatory action, and it won’t be military action China are more intelligent than that, so it’s gonna be economical, disastrous for the US. Alongside the fact that he’s also alienating *every* other country dependent on those supplies and yet completely unwilling to take military action against Iran for a war started by the US. Talk about ‘America first’, it’s gonna end up ‘America alone’
6
rkcth1 day ago
+5
So out of all possible moves, this is the dumbest. First time ever for this guy.
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Biblioklept731 day ago
+3
Yeah, this guy seems like he’s on a world record run of ‘first times’ honestly. Also, I know this is controversial but, I can’t help but think him throwing a tantrum and pulling out of NATO, therefore *drastically* reducing Americas military reach across the world might actually do the world a favour, but that’s just me. I hate this guy with a passion, the belligerent arrogance is so repulsive
3
onarainyafternoon23 hr ago
+2
He is seriously the worst deal-maker in the history of US presidents. Just a staggering level of incompetence on every conceivable level.
2
Biblioklept7321 hr ago
+2
Completely agree, and yet there’s still idiots here beating his drum, believing the outright lies and US exceptionalism he’s selling. The fact that he’s a just a symptom, and not the actual disease as we can see from a multitude of comments, is what makes this scenario so disastrous for America. Ignorant narcissists are never people you wanna get in bed with. It’s gonna take decades to even get close to the respect that was afforded them before.
2
SpatulaWholesale1 day ago
+10
Uh-uh... so US Navy vessels will fire upon a Chinese tanker to enforce the blockade?
TACO TACO TACO TACO
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Ediwir1 day ago
+3
And British, and European, and most especially French.
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Philo_Publius177623 hr ago
+2
They don't have to fire on them. They just have to board them.
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Extension-Badger31441 day ago
+3
It won’t keep China out. That delusional thinking.
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heart-aroni1 day ago
+2
>it puts pressure on China to not act to extend this conflict.
So the US is threatening to board or destroy Chinese ships to blockade them from the strait?
Yeah that definitely will make China act to end the conflict, but they will not act to end it on America's terms. Why would they when the US is attacking them economically?
If the US starts detaining Chinese ships in the Arabian Sea, then China will start detaining American ships in Chinese ports or SCS or Yellow Sea. They will start sanctioning the US like they did during the previous trade war (that China won and US lost). That's how they'll act to end the conflict and the American blockade, the Iranian blockade they would care less because they already let their ships pass and they help China by demanding payment in rmb.
This is a stupid strategy and it will never work.
2
mohjack1 day ago
+15
'You can't fire me because I quit!"
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CutCautious72751 day ago
+6
“No one can close a strait like I do”
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Silver_Middle_72401 day ago
+9
"If I can't get ships through, no one can."
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suckercuck1 day ago
+8
So many great ideas from this brainiac.
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Upstairs_Eagle_47801 day ago
+3
He has the best words.
3
AppleTree981 day ago
+4
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
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big-papito1 day ago
+3
The Iranians will collect a toll - then Trump will.
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Halitotic1 day ago
+3
I imagine it’s because he’s got fomo, and is worried iran will let all other countries through. So trump bring trump says if i can’t have it, no one can. I’m sure he hopes this will rally people to his cause
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Biblioklept731 day ago
+5
Agree, thing is, it’ll do the exact opposite
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Upstairs_Eagle_47801 day ago
+2
Well, there's that.
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apexxin1 day ago
+9
It’s pretty logical, and I’m surprised kegshit didn’t do it much earlier. If they are closing it to hurt the US and others, then why are we allowing them to use it for their own benefit?
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Upstairs_Eagle_47801 day ago
+5
Donny seems to be realizing that even his dumbass voters understand "gas price more now".
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froo1 day ago
+2
Closing the closed strait, straight away.
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3445676533796435551 day ago
+2
And charge a toll to get through the blockade.
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Upstairs_Eagle_47801 day ago
+2
A tariff, if you will. I see no downside.
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Fritzo21621 day ago
+2
Super double secret closed
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jcmach11 day ago
+2
Exactly, someone needs to check on grandpa
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HelloYesItsMeYourMom1 day ago
+5
No. This isn’t opening the strait, it’s saying if you are closing it to anyone not paying a toll then no ships go in or out. The Iranian economy was shitting the bed before the war, it’s going to get a lot worse and they need this toll desperately.
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redfoobar1 day ago
+18
No regime ever fell due to economic sanctions or blockades. The people will suffer but the regime will stay in place is how it always goes.
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Upstairs_Eagle_47801 day ago
+4
South Africa?
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Noughmad1 day ago
+4
Any sort of obvious external attack, be it a blockade, strategic bombardment, or plain old boots on the ground invasion, always just creates a "rally around the flag" effect. People under attack will not revolt against the government, they will fight against the enemy attacking them.
... but it might work for us!
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Roxalon_Prime1 day ago
+3
It works 100% zero percent of the times!
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1makfly1 day ago
+118
They are blockading it for the other countries that successfully negotiated safe passage with Iran to get everyone on their side by force. At least that’s the only reason that would make remotely sense to me from the US’ perspective.
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heart-aroni1 day ago
+51
Yeah but this won't work. The US is going to stop ships that the world needs? and they think the world will do nothing about it? They think China's going to go "yeah just stop our ships that's fine"? No they will retaliate by stopping ships from heading to America too.
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weaseleasle23 hr ago
It depends, no one else is retaliating against Iran for stopping their ships., It seems unlikely they would pick a fight with the US over it. China would probably be the outlier. Though not militarily.
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RamaMitAlpenmilch20 hr ago
+6
How would the us stop the ships tho? Shot them?
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BlobFishPillow17 hr ago
+3
It's a stupid plan the moment you think of the implications. The world is not retaliating against Iran because everyone with a brain knows they'd do the same thing if attacked like that and that they are not the aggressors. They have the global moral high ground, so when the oil prices rise, the taxman in Japan or the farmer in Belgium will blame the US and Israel, not Iran.
But if the US somehow actually stops the oil flow, it's only going to backfire on them, because they've already antagonised the entire world. And how would they enforce it in the first place? Iran can place a blockade by saying they've laid mines, and ships don't go through until cleared themselves. Will the US lay mines as well? Or chase oil tankers and shoot at them? How will this even work practically? It's just stupid.
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donkeybray1 day ago
+12
Yes, this. Malaysia, for example, is allowed to pass through this strait, compared to Singapore. This move is to prevent Iran from getting more countries to side it.
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Romanos_The_Blind21 hr ago
+2
That seems the most reasonable interpretation and yet it's still a really bad idea for the USA and Trump. The US was letting these other tankers through before because it reduced pressure on global oil prices.
By blockading these remaining outflows of oil from the gulf, he is playing a very dangerous game where without a very quick capitulation by Iran (something they've shown no likelihood of doing) all the negatives of the initial blockage and the huge inflationary pressures will return dialed up to 11 even closer to the midterms.
This is to say nothing of the massive negative global impacts this will have because I don't think Trump gives a shit one way or another.
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LiquidGnome21 hr ago
+3
Or he's doing all this to raise the market for oil and then sell it all and renegg by Friday when markets close.
3
AppearanceDizzy70061 day ago
+114
What will that achieve?
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whatproblems1 day ago
+84
an even more complete blockade of the strait?
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bokewalka1 day ago
+14
"We will blockade the straight, and it will be beautiful, some say it's the best blockade they've ever seen. It's true, everyone knows."
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satireplusplus1 day ago
+6
some say its the biggest complete blockade of the strait
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Ars21 day ago
+38
then he can extort his european\nato 'allies' for ship passage filled with LNG
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Grow_away_4201 day ago
+13
An even larger global recession to spiral into
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claimstoknowpeople1 day ago
+4
It will help my USO calls run
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AppleTree981 day ago
+3
A kid knocking all the chess pieces off the board then declaring "I win"
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SurfingKenny1 day ago
+3
More money in Trumps pocket by creating his own toll.
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Krulman1 day ago
+6
Double toll!
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I_Roll_Chicago1 day ago
+4
Provide iran with naval targets to use their new Chinese anti ship missiles on?
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my5cworth1 day ago
+199
Iran closes the strait, so USA ... blockades the strait?
Strong "you didnt break up with me, I broke up with YOU!" vibes
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154384731514551 day ago
+37
TBF, it does mean that neither side can benefit from the closure.
Iran is still letting ships from friendly nations through.
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Calculonx23 hr ago
+4
Then Trump can brag how successful the blockade is since there is now no traffic going through.
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Quattuor1 day ago
+9
The art of the deal. I'm so glad the Iran was "defeated", can't get enough of winning
9
Master-Leopard-78301 day ago
+94
Colour me surprised.
No doubt Vance and co gave it the "it's my way or the highway" and got told to f*** right off.
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DoxDoflamingo21 day ago
+46
Their change in strategy was clear the moment Trump started to mention that there were many oil tankers in their way to the US.
They will attempt to supply the worlds oil (they cant) for the immediate increase in income to the economy to boost their numbers so they have the economic aspect of oil sales as talking point to repeat as a win to their base, while they hope to strangle Chinese economy enough that they pressure Iran to stop.
To people who think this is good to the US, spoiler alert, its not, and will only make things worse:
\- The oil infrastructure in the middle east will take more damage meaning its gonna be years before they rebuild.
\- China is gonna remain mostly unaffected because their main ally is one of the biggest oil producers in the world (russia) and because they produce the most renewable energy by far.
\- Without income in the middle east, and a possible humanitarian crisis, they're out of funds for the AI Bubble and with no one to bail out the US when they have to recalculate their debt.
\- They're only gonna hurt their allies, which are Japan, SK, and the EU, and once they start to sell their US bonds in retaliation the US economy will collapse.
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jl23521 day ago
+15
From the perspective of the countries in the middle east, China is the stable reliable one here.
In the coming decades I expect we will see Chinese naval activity and bases cropping up across the region. As countries aim to build closer ties with China.
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DoxDoflamingo21 day ago
+6
yeah but the entire oil infrastructure is getting damaged in this war, and until it stops, there is not gonna be any rebuilding nor adding any other ways to build direct pipelines that bypass the need for the strait to be open. Same thing for other necessary things like fertilizer, etc. which makes it obvious that Trump and his team are coping and begging that this is solved within a few weeks, but it wont, because all Iran has to do is survive while the world starves for resources to win.
What is most likely to happen is global recession b/c of lack of oil and gas, with high inflation but unlike covid, this will take years to fix because there is no cure to the BS happening right now. And once countries have to make up for the missing money and start to consider selling US bonds its when the house of cards will fall.
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Equivalent_Song37711 day ago
+4
Your post is bogus with lots of holes.
Oil tankers to the US went from 11 to 40.
In the best case scenario an extra 60 million barrels means absolutely nothing to the American economy it's not even close to 0.0001% of their GDP.
Your first half says high oil prices will strangle China and second half says they won't be affected. 1) they will be affected it's a global market and China is paying higher prices 2) they are already having maximum Russia oil Russia can't just replace 13% of China's missing oil overnight 3) Russia refineries and ports have been damaged from Ukraine their imput has actually decreased since the war started
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j-fromnj21 hr ago
+2
Your first error was relying on rando listnook posts for any credibility and at this point likely bots.
Listnook has become almost unreadable.
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DoxDoflamingo21 day ago
+5
It's a listnook post, not an economics class, and the current ongoing war didn't consider any of the current global scenarios, or they wouldn't have started it.
Trump is not exactly a brilliant person, and neither is his voting base. The price of delivered oil is about $150 usd per barrel, almost 300% more than what it averaged last year, what does it mean?, record profits, as the supply that can no longer be covered by the middle east will have to come from somewhere else, even if its not enough to do anything for the american economy, and even if the average american will not only see no benefit but rather be affected by demand as its likely to increase inflation.
You bet that starting next week Trump will start to bark that Oil revenue is expected to hit record highs thanks to the war he started as proof that they're winning by the situation.
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In regards to china, yes its a global economy, and a global recession will affect China too, but China has been preparing for this for years, and the outcomes, while bad for everyone, will hurt the US the most, thats what i meant to say.
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Russias refineries have been affected yes, again, this will hurt EU, Japan and SK, all which are US Allies, more than it will Russia or China.
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517A564dD20 hr ago
+2
Don't forget the coming helium shortage will further hinder chip production, harming the AI sector even more.
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3445676533796435551 day ago
+3
“Did you say thank you yet?”
-JD, during Iranian peace talks, probably
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Plane-Breakfast-88171 day ago
+184
There are three ways to do things:
the right way, the wrong way, and the American way which is the wrong way but faster.
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patrickeg1 day ago
+51
You can always trust the Americans to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else.
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tanaephis774001 day ago
+40
Nope. No one trusts the Americans to do the right thing.
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seaefjaye1 day ago
+20
It's a Churchill quote.
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tanaephis774001 day ago
+7
I know. But it's not relevant anymore in 2026.
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Renatusisk22 hr ago
+2
Yeah we have failed as a nation at the moment, try again when I'm sixty or seventy sadly.
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BothRequirement28261 day ago
+7
You sure about that? These days seems like they triple down on the American way.
Anybody ever told them about the definition of insanity?
Then again they brought it upon themselves by voting in Trump. Twice.
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AppearanceDizzy70061 day ago
+8
No you can always trust the Americans to obey their Israel sponsors
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Softestpoop1 day ago
+2
The Max Power way
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Mr-A-19911 day ago
+44
Trump is such a pedophile.
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W313371 day ago
+15
What's happening is that Trump got horny on the toll idea that Iran is doing and is finding ways to exploit that for himself.
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paulm19271 day ago
+9
You can’t close it because I’ve closed it!
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podcastofallpodcasts1 day ago
+2
It sounds like he wants to put his own tollbooth in front of theirs.
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MrDopple681 day ago
+19
Trump in Dire Straits.
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Seedfusion1 day ago
+7
Trump loves money for nothing and your chicks for free.
7
SnakeskinJim23 hr ago
+6
No, he loves chicks who are three.
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glorious_reptile1 day ago
+22
Why would Iran open anything if they are under blockade?
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LoneSnark1 day ago
+6
The US is suggesting it is going to fire on Chinese ships transporting Iranian oil? That seems like a bad idea.
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emjaybeachin1 day ago
+22
I think he might want to read up on the old Gallipoli campaign because I feel like there's some eerie similarities with the overestimation of naval power here. And the topography of Iran is pretty similar if it comes to boots on the ground - fundamentally, naval power alone from the most powerful navy in the world couldn't break the Dardanelles strait. Turkish artillery simply retreated to fortified positions or was abandoned then reoccupied the next day.
I think there are some parallels here with drone/missile warfare and USA can never take the shoreline
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ojoslocos211 day ago
+17
“he might want to read”
this dude cant even read a coloring book lol
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pessimistkonsulenten1 day ago
+3
Much less comprehend.
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scarab10011 day ago
+11
Will achieve as little as America taking Kharg Island.
Orange a******'s vibe war is pure insanity. Literally, the dreams of the deranged.
There is no plan at all and now just flailing around.
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PommesMayo1 day ago
+5
So the worst deal maker in history was not able to make a deal and in fact make things worse…again. He really made you Americans great again and didn’t make you the laughing stock of the entire world at all
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xitizen71 day ago
+5
At what point will the business community take action, because they are the only ones who matter to the administration?
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bengeo11911 day ago
+5
Time to manipulate the stocks again
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TrashCapable1 day ago
+3
What a joke.
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Tugasan1 day ago
+3
i bet US are doing some crazy unrealistic demands in the same vane that Putin does to ukraine
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skildert1 day ago
+3
"we're taking over the closing. We're better at it. It's the best closing in history"
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After-Sought-771 day ago
+3
Putting our enlisted men and women directly in harm's way to own the libs.
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sagetraveler1 day ago
+4
Are we prepared to fire on Chinese owned vessels that run the blockade? This timeline just gets dumber and dumber.
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thelucky100791 day ago
+3
Trump wants in on that toll too.
Plus he just truth'd it, the US (his big oil donors he blatantly promised to and asked for a billion dollars during his campaign) will make a lot of money
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Dudedude8823 hr ago
+3
If I can't use it nobody can
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AdmiralBrannigan22 hr ago
+3
You can’t close it because *we* are going to close it!
Classic tantrum.
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SquareAdvent1 day ago
+10
Can't Trump just mine it back to give the middle finger to all the other countries and Iran?
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Able-Nature61031 day ago
+13
Americans do like to cut their nose to scare others after all!!
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keepitfriend1 day ago
+7
Not if he wants Brent crude to continue flowing from Norway.
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redfoobar1 day ago
+6
US will be impacted by oil prices rising just as all other countries.
Get ready for 6-8 dollars a gallon if not more in the US and that’s just the direct impact. Pretty much everything will get more expensive in the next months.
Note that although the US has a lot of oil it cannot refine it itself which is mostly done in Europe (the refineries in the US are only suitable for heavier oil like from Canada and Venezuela). So in the end it’s a global market where the US cannot isolate itself from.
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Roxalon_Prime1 day ago
+3
Food is gonna get a lot more expensive... Again! Maybe it's not that big of a deal for people in advanced countries, but for a lot of people in the world it's a big f****** problem
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ZasdfUnreal1 day ago
+7
Blockade is usually a day one tactic. The fact that he waited so long to even suggest it shows his incompetence.
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PleasantWay71 day ago
+6
You can blockade it, but this isn’t like Venezuela, there are no Iranian ships coming through. Is the US going to fire and board a Chinese flagged ship? If so, will China forcibly board Western flagged ships departing Taiwan in the South China Sea?
This is a whole different ball game than blocking Iranian ships. And even if you are choking out the Iranians, what protects the remaining infrastructure in the gulf when the get desperate?
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throw_away_1738123 hr ago
+5
So Trump wants to blockade the Strait of Hormuz. He was determined to unblock it, which was already unblocked before he got involved.
Congratulations America. The rest of the world and most of America think you’re an absolute f****** joke never to be trusted.
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Few-Ad-63221 day ago
+13
Any US ships in the area are sitting ducks for Iranian missiles and drones, Donny might want to think a little harder about this one.
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Donnicton1 day ago
+11
Hegseth will tell the Navy to "just f****** man up" and make them alpha male the missiles. WARRIOR F****** ETHOS BRO YEAAAH
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FRmidget1 day ago
+9
Donny shitsinpants don't think.
The grown ups initially told him ot was a bad idea. His pals Benny said "let's bomb Arabs & steal land" so he did.
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NormalOven81 day ago
+4
The US does need to be near the strait to close it. You think the US is going to send a ship there and just sit in the strait, really?
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vossmanspal1 day ago
+4
The talks were probably:
Us: We want regime change in Iran and the straits open plus we want to charge ships to pass through or we bomb you.
Iran: No!
Hegseth walk out.
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Crusader-NZ-1 day ago
+7
The stupidity is exhusting. Hurry up nature, do your thing!
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Ars21 day ago
+3
maybe the american citizens should rebell?
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Crusader-NZ-1 day ago
+5
They aren't the French, they don't have it in them - also they are basically 50 different countries in one .
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quidamquidam1 day ago
+2
They just don't have it in them.
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Reinax1 day ago
+2
They’re also a dangerous combination of complacent, woefully uneducated, and / or hamstrung by things like health insurance being tied to their employment, where having a child or a broken bone can equate to bankruptcy.
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UnrealCanine1 day ago
+2
Won't this cause economic grief to the Gulf states that sell oil? Aren't they US allies?
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BadHombreSinNombre1 day ago
+2
Is he going to block the land and air routes into the country too? And the Caspian Sea somehow? Just categorically stupid ideas again and again.
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MotherTurdHammer1 day ago
+2
So, the Iranian Navy, which was completely “obliterated” according to the Orange Bloat, is now able to blockade the straight? Hard to keep up with all of the gibberish this administration states.
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Mundane-Vegetable-3123 hr ago
+2
Can't wait to see how this spectacularly backfires...
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iMaximilianRS22 hr ago
+2
10D chess
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Dyslexic_Devil21 hr ago
+2
The art of the peedo.
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StinkyMcgee5121 hr ago
+2
25th amendment
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SkipEyechild1 day ago
+3
So, he just ends up blockading the ships that are heading to allies of Iran. What a terrible f****** idea.
Screaming into the ether here, but can America get its finger out of its collective ass and get rid of this guy? He is a moron.
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Whis651 day ago
+3
Thought their navy was destroyed.
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WavyGravy041 day ago
+6
It helps if you read the article then you would realize it has nothing to do with Irans navy or lack of one
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duxnrunz1 day ago
+2
We won't let Iran kill thousands and reck the global economy by blocking the straight, we're gonna do it instead.
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BountyMakesMeCough1 day ago
+2
According to Iran there was only one ‘talk’.
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Icy_Tune28341 day ago
+2
is this another Epstein war distraction? that 13 yr old lawyer wants the Speedo POTUS to testify ..
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filthy-_-casual1 day ago
+1
they are gonna spin this as some extra 40d chess move that it's always the objective and they are so galactic brained they manipulated Iran to do it for them arent they
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Northern_Special1 day ago
+1
Fast effect: Naval Blockade, straight is closed!
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Upstairs_Eagle_47801 day ago
+1
donnie just copying Iran's ideas now
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themflyingjaffacakes1 day ago
+1
I think the idea is that Iran closed it to USA/Israel and non-payees. Now USA will close it for everyone including Iran's 'allies'.
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jcwilliams19841 day ago
+1
Sure would be nice to have a few more competent generals around right about now.
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PrizePermission94321 day ago
+1
We’re already pulled over! We can’t pull over anymore!
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RNGezzus1 day ago
+1
Strait down the toilet
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SmokinJunipers1 day ago
+1
He won't. When oil jumps $150, he will tantrum. But he also wont be smart enough to realize its his fault.
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This_Way_Comes1 day ago
+1
Damn that will be bad for the world economy
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thatfilipinoguy23 hr ago
+1
is this just another one of his talk to increasevalue before market opens? surely nothing happens again
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