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Trump slurring, a Bondi gaffe and ‘mutilization’ of English dominate swearing-in of Kristi Noem replacement

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-mullin-dhs-slurring-bondi-b2944989.html
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nsdefw Mar 25, 2026 +48
>President Donald Trump replaced the first victim of his reputation-burning inner circle, Kristi Noem, on Tuesday I thought the first victim of his reputation-burning inner circle was Sean Spicer.
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Teufelsdreck Mar 25, 2026 +19
That was in round one. Thanks to those who wanted a repeat, we get to start all over again now.
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aradraugfea Mar 25, 2026 +6
Shhhhh, if you remember the that Trump was just as incompetent in his first term, the 70 million amnesiacs that voted to give him another shot will feel even dumber, and might elect Grok in 2028 to lash out.
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B-Z_B-S Mar 25, 2026 +86
I mean, Trump has dementia and he's had a *lot* of strokes. Some brain damage is to be expected from him by this point.
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Odd-Kaleidoscope8863 Mar 25, 2026 +61
Not to mention, dumb to begin with
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unsaturatedface Mar 25, 2026 +19
According to his mom, at least.
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quadralien Mar 25, 2026 +26
Don't forget one of his Wharton professors! > Professor Kelley told me 100 times over three decades that 'Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had,' https://studyinternational.com/news/trump-student-wharton/
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leisurechef Mar 25, 2026 +10
Dumb as a bag full of hammers
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Skiinz19 Mar 25, 2026 +17
Can't wait for people to have their own strokes to patriotically support trump. Fetterman was ahead of the curve as usual.
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mowotlarx Mar 25, 2026 +7
Half his face was drooping during the 9/11 ceremony earlier this year. He clearly had a stroke. I can't believe Jake Tapper hasn't already published a book about it.
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nsdefw Mar 25, 2026 +6
Were his strokes reported and I missed it? Or is that a joke about his shitty golf game?
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TeutonJon78 Mar 25, 2026 +32
It's because he had a press conference after one his emergency medical visits that every was saying was standard care (that he seems to need event few months), and he said something along the lines of "I did not just have series of mini strokes" in response to a unrelated question. Which in Trump speak means he 100% had a series of mini strokes and that's why he was having sudden medical care. Edit: typo
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illit3 Mar 25, 2026 +7
There was also the time he showed up after being radio silent for several days and the right side of his face was drooping.
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Pleasant_Pen8744 Mar 25, 2026 +6
snyafrd?
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TeutonJon78 Mar 25, 2026 +6
LOL supposed to be "standard"
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QuantumWire Mar 25, 2026 +10
Damn. I got as far as:  snyafrd = "Surely not? You are ???, right, dude?"  when trying to decipher this latest internet acronym. Was looking for a synonym for "joking" that starts with an "f".
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TeutonJon78 Mar 25, 2026 +5
Just need to learn to decode my quick typing with one key off syndrome.
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Stunning-Isopod8514 Mar 25, 2026 +3
pnyifdip.
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B-Z_B-S Mar 25, 2026 +4
They were a few years ago, or something. I think he had a few strokes in his first presidency.
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H4NKSCORP10 Mar 25, 2026 +38
Trump has always demonstrated a reptilian level of intellect driven by impulsive base desires and the absence of any intellectual curiosity, empathy or nuance. This is only going to get worse as his dementia progresses and we know every billionaire, oligarch and the spineless pond scum who are his political allies are lining up to get their evil agenda rubber stamped into law. We’re just watching Republicans finally achieve their goal of dismantling America and selling off the pieces to the highest bidder.
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Lurking_nerd Mar 25, 2026 +10
> We’re just watching Republicans finally achieve their goal of dismantling America and selling off the pieces to the highest bidder. Just like the fall of the Soviet Union. Rich folk capturing different industries and holding power. I think it’s a cosmic, silver lining that Trump is so f****** stone dumb. If we had our version of Putin, shit would’ve been a wrap decades ago.
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snozzd Mar 26, 2026 +1
Well said my friend
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Smile_Like_Arsenic Mar 25, 2026 +17
Observers at the event noted that the President appeared to struggle with multi-syllabic words during the introduction of Senator Mullin, while Attorney General Bondi mistakenly referred to the DHS as the "Department of Homeowner Security" during her brief remarks. While the administration chalks this up to a grueling travel schedule, critics are pointing to it as evidence of a "fatigued" executive branch as they navigate the 2026 DHS funding crisis....
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Fitz911 Mar 25, 2026 +8
That picture! The golden spray painted wallmart decoration. Donald making his monkey face. To his right some dude who looks twelve. You have to ask yourself who he is. Maybe the new CIA director? Will that guy reform social security?
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tracyinge Mar 25, 2026 +16
The world was laughing at us but now they're just shaking their heads.
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Lucky-Roy Mar 25, 2026 +13
As in shaking our heads saying, no, it will be an extremely long time before we spend our hard earned money in a Nazified shithole like the United States of America. As nice as Trumps ICE goons may seem, no thank you.
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zaparthes Mar 25, 2026 +9
I can't tell you how very much I wish we didn't deserve this.
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Naive_Confidence7297 Mar 25, 2026 +5
These pple are so f****** weird lol
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_Nightbreaker_ Mar 25, 2026 +4
Can't help but look at all the makeup on his swollen hand.
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phosdick Mar 25, 2026 +5
The signs are there... DO YOUR OWN FIRST HAND RESEARCH on Trump, and use the [Alzheimer's Associations' checklist](https://www.alz.org/getmedia/15db9fd4-81c7-449d-a4a8-1db2b9f8707b/alzheimers-dementia-10-warning-signs-worksheet.pdf) to objectively make your assessment.
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Evil_Weevill Mar 25, 2026 +4
One of the most powerful countries in the world is being helmed by your elderly racist uncle who escaped from the dementia ward... Nothing to see here.
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RyanGreatly Mar 25, 2026 +4
They swore in the plumber to lead Homeland Security. The good thing about most plumbers is they help with flushing turds down, but this plumber is trying to keep massive turds afloat.
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HeadfulOfSugar Mar 25, 2026 +5
I just really like this line in particular lol > “We’ve had a lot of [unintelligible.] But a lot of things that, uh, we can do. And we’re gonna do. We have to get criminals out of our country that were allowed in, by Biden.”
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One_Disaster_5995 Mar 25, 2026 +2
Well written and quite funny piece. I think we witnessed "the oaf-of-office".
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