Trump suspends Iran attack for two weeks, subject to Hormuz Strait opening

The poor get bombed and the rich get richer 🙃

Trump uses agile, works in a two week sprint cycle. Who woulda guessed.

They always make sure to announce before and after the markets close so regular folks don’t steal any of the profits

It’s blatant market manipulation ad nauseam with this clown.

“Now watch this drive”

Nothing. Nothing happens just like last time, hell bluster and threaten again. Edit: just saw the 10 point peace plan on BBC and im pretty sure it puts Iran in a stronger position than before this all started; lifting of sanctions, Iranian military to control all movement through the strait... and Trump is selling it as a win? 🤔

Trump will give another 48 hour deadline. But this time he really means it.

>Iran has closed all diplomatic and indirect channels of communication with the United States. They'll say Trump is negotiating with himself.

Stocks and oil rally anyway

What happens is he brushes off the whole thing and sticks with whatever thought the goblins in his head are putting there at the moment. When Trump says "two weeks," he means "soon enough to sound like I'm not brushing this off, but long enough that usually everybody forgets." He has done this time and time again.

hellooo, TWO tuesdays til war crimes.

Trump is definitely a “see you next Tuesday” sort of fella.

Former President Obama was able to secure a Nuclear Iran deal without closing the Strait of Hormuz. Why can't the great author of "The Art of the Deal" accomplish the same negotiations? Is he stupid?/s

TACO Tuesday!!!!

🌮🌮🌮🌮

Worse than this. He made Iran far more dangerous than it ever has been, with full leverage over the Strait to enact whatever toll it wants and every reason to acquire nuclear weapons

Expected, but welcomed this time for once. I don’t even know if welcomed is the right word, but I guess when it’s between mass casualties and not, it’s welcomed.

After market manipulation Monday

Please America, remove Trump.

Expected

See you again in two weeks

Of course he did. Two weeks will not change Iran's position, so we'll get more threats in about 10 days.

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Same time, 2 weeks?

> Trump said that the agreement was “subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz,” meaning that Iran has not yet agreed to conditions. In the past, Iran has insisted it would only open the Strait in return for a complete peace agreement, guaranteeing no further attacks by the U.S. and Israel, but not a cease-fire. NYT as of 5 minutes ago  Edit: Now it seems like they’ve agreed? It’s all very confusing and hectic as is all things with President dickhead > Iran accepted Pakistan’s two-week cease-fire proposal following frantic diplomatic efforts by Pakistan and last-minute intervention by China, a key ally, asking Iran to show flexibility and defuse tensions, and amid growing concerns about the economic devastation from damages to critical infrastructure, according to three Iranian officials. They said the cease-fire was approved by the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.

Yea it says "subject to Iran opening the Strait." I don't buy that they've agreed to anything, why would they?

Yeah, he says he agreed to this with Pakistani officials, not Iranian ones. Seems like a great big TACO and the Strait stays closed. 

Be funny now if Iran calls his bluff and says they aren't opening the strait

His legacy will be making this the Chinese century. We’re losing allies, he sounds like a third world tinpot dictator, and, according to Iran, they’re apparently walking away from this with all 10 of their conditions met. This is remarkably pointless and has significantly weakened our position in the world with literally no benefit for us. You’ll know just how bad it is when he introduces something new and crazier next week to distract everyone from how much of a disaster this turned out to be.

Mussolini got directly pissed on. Tell Trump and he'll set up a receiving line.

No such thing as america anymore its now orange turdland. vance was in hungary, trying to help orban win re-election, whose calls were leaked today where orban told putin hes ready to serve him. orban is also veto'ing lots of important votes in EU for a very long time, hes blatantly a russian puppet and orange turdland supports it because they promote same type of dictatorship and misery

Yep. Im ignoring everything they say now. The well has been so thoroughly poisoned that there's no reason to pay attention anymore. The only thing that matters now is getting them removed from office. I dont care how. It *has* to happen. It is existential at this point.

Yeah nobody cares in America anyway, people keep making excuses, they're not on strike, no mass disobedience, nothing except people holding signs for a day. Let them sort this out, see you in 3 years.

Of course. It's f****** Donald TACO Trump.

Exactly this They aren’t opening shit. We know this. This is a fact that they have said over and over. Trump is fucked, he’s just delaying the inevitable.

Or it’s just more lies and blatant market manipulation so he and his insider trading sycophants can profit bigly.

He threatened nuclear war. Don’t sanitize it. Don’t say he never intended to. More likely he got denied. He’s not safe or predictable or innocuous. He’s a mad king, and his dementia drives him. His inner circle are insane and drunk sycophants who are manipulating him and managing him , but they want ultimate violence too. He’s pissed because Iran tried to assassinate him. He wants to nuke them. He could sundown again in a few hours and. Launch something. He needs to be removed from office, today. But instead you pick the easy narrative. Anerica needs to stop him. Today. By any means necessary. With the same conviction as his last few tweets. With the conviction of “rage against the machine” and “run the jewels.” He has gone insane. Nuclear war for fucjs sake.

So what stocks should we be buying in two weeks when he does this again?

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As long as they're not firing nukes tonight, I'm relieved

While lobbing a couple rockets at stuff to prove a point lol.

The world is run by corrupt incompetent amateurs right now. I don't even know what to say

LMFAO HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE NATION LEADERS HAHAHAHA f****** morons can't even read the FIRST LINE of a text before ctrl+a'ing

So you don't have to give twitter a click  https://xcancel.com/i/status/2041622790298616241

Its just a matter of time before the remove the draft from “pakistans pm”. Such amateur c*** that’s costing the world billions of dollars.

> but good Lord. Why do people support him??? I was so ready to respond to you and then I realized I had no f****** idea what the answer was.

i agree wholeheartedly. every weekend, the supposed down time for majority of citizens, the nation is put into fight or flight mode. we are exhausted. they are doing this to manipulate the market(s) but also to wear us out to the point we can’t think straight any more. anyone who isn’t stressed out is not paying attention and/or has no soul.

Could have been worse, I'm glad he chickened out imo

It is embarrassing but not as embarrassing as leaving 90 million people without power

Yes it is. It’s open like it’s never been opened before. Some people said it couldn’t be more open, but it is.

They say it wouldn't ever be opened. It's open. I spoke to them today and they opened it. They said it couldn't be done, but it's done. It's open. It's beautiful really. Not the leadership though, not good. I told them "you're goina have a bad time", and they did. They did.

Username doesn't check out /s

If they're smart they'll make it a permanent toll booth, charging $5 per barrel.  They'll be richer than UAE.