He’s exhausting. So ready for the big day when we never have to hear from him ever again.
2056
4ivEMar 31, 2026
+1500
40 years I've watched this wetfaced little dickhead slurp his way from failure to failure. Trump Airlines, Trump Steaks, Trump the Boardgame, Trump Water, even Trump Do-it-Yourself home urine testing.
There are very few things I look forward to more than his irrelevance.
1500
donorcycleMar 31, 2026
+472
I grew up in NYC. He was essentially the boogeyman. *"If you don't eat your vegetables, you're gonna grow up to be like Donald Trump."*
Every week there was a new contractor or some family owned construction company that was left holding the bill. Suing him didn't work - as all he did was drag it on for years, and years, most people couldn't afford to carry on, wind up settling for far less than what was owed, and that was just the lucky few.
All his businesses failed.
- Trump Airlines
- Trump Casinos
- Trump Steaks
- Trump Magazine
- Trump School
- Trump Shuttles
- Trump Real Estate Program
- Trump Water
And that's just off the top of my head to his grifts we'd all be subject to by the NY Times and Post. How this chucklefuck was able to convince the world that he was some savvy, successful, business man is beyond me.
472
Few_Accident_9788Mar 31, 2026
+230
He’s failed upwards better than everyone else. Dude started a dumbass war and rewards himself by putting his signature on the $100 bill.
230
JijijojMar 31, 2026
+115
He has to hold the record for failing upward. Him and his friends and family have made so much money from all of this.
115
Big_Don_Mar 31, 2026
+66
The Russians are really starting to collect now too. Which has always been the plan.
66
horst-grabenMar 31, 2026
+56
The craziness of the Republican party treating Putin like a friend when the same party used to be the staunch anti-Russian influence party is astounding. American voters are pubescent.
56
Cross55Mar 31, 2026
+16
Well that's because the wrong people were in charge of Russia.
Modern capitalist Russia is the Republican wet dream.
16
CodifiedLikeUtilMar 31, 2026
+38
The irony is that Trump had to become President in order to actually become a billionaire, and also to stay out of jail.
38
AnxiousPigeon24Mar 31, 2026
+89
Occasionally MAGAs will say 'nobody hated Trump until he ran in 2016!' - meant to be some kind of gotcha about how the media has conditioned us all to hate him.
You have to laugh, really. The truth is more that nobody f****** *liked* the guy until he ran in 2016. His name has been synonymous with grift and sleaze in NYC for decades, and his opinions on anything other than hair products, TV and Eastern European ass were regarded as jokes.
89
brickne3Mar 31, 2026
+37
I didn't even live anywhere near New York and knew he was a joke already during my childhood! It was just straight up part of the Zeitgeist in the 90s for anyone who was halfway paying attention.
37
Chuffy18Mar 31, 2026
+15
The Golden Girls made fun of him in, what, the late 80's or super early 90's? That was the first time I heard who he was.
15
neckbishopMar 31, 2026
+8
Mad Magazine did a comic about him in 1992.
8
RebelliousInNatureMar 31, 2026
+68
He just needed to find suckers dumber than him.
Lucky for him he was in America.
68
ten-millionMar 31, 2026
+17
The reason he’s president now is because he dragged out court proceedings after his first term. The stolen documents case never got to trial. The J6 insurrection never got to trial. The Georgia election interference case never got to trial. Any one of those would have sunk him and we wouldn’t be in this mess now. Our slow justice system was exploited.
17
WolfLawyerMar 31, 2026
+31
This misunderstands “success.” Capitalism doesn’t reward ability, it rewards branding. Ability often gets rewarded coincidentally because it’s much easier to brand and market an awesome product than a shit one but any success on merit is incidental.
Trump might be useless by every metric we apply to people. But in terms of what markets reward, he is the Michael Jordan of grifting. Quite possibly the greatest film flam man in human history.
31
liquidgrillMar 31, 2026
+12
The people that were responsible for “The Apprentice” were responsible for convincing people that he was a successful businessman.
If that show never existed, we wouldn’t be where we are right now.
12
chrisk9Mar 31, 2026
+83
Just wait for MAGA morons to vote into office the Trump kids and right wing will try to elevate Donald like some saint. The American political mess will not go away with Trump.
83
Sea-Rip3902Mar 31, 2026
+24
You are right. They won’t go away anymore then southern slaveres wanted to go away.
24
CarbonatiteMar 31, 2026
+24
We're in this shitstorm because Reconstruction ended too early. Because Sherman didn't burn every plantation to the ground. The southern slavers got off easy, the leaders of the Confederacy should have been executed or exiled as traitors to the United States of America and their putrid ideology eradicated root and stem.
24
clovisxMar 31, 2026
+179
I’ll be happier seeing his headstone and then knowing the march of time has finally done its job. Then he can fade away.
179
badwolf1013Mar 31, 2026
+153
I really want him to live long enough to watch it all crumble. All of his grifts backfire. His kids too dumb to hold on to the money he stole for them. And his name becoming synonymous with failed tyranny.
"Geez, the new regional manager is a bossy idiot. What a total Trump."
And watching it on the TV in his prison cell where every channel but Comedy Central and MSNOW are blocked.
153
pragueprideMar 31, 2026
+82
I wanted that as well but he is so f****** out of it I don't think he would really notice. He could be behind bars and talk like he is still at one of his rallies and complain that the service at his clubs have gone downhill.
The thing that keeps me warm is watching him be a pathetic little b**** over the peace prize and everything else knowing that no matter how much the world has given him, he has been a whiny miserable b**** his entire life.
82
CarbonatiteMar 31, 2026
+14
I used to want this. Then I realized he has neither the sense of shame nor the intellectual capacity to appreciate the magnitude of such events - he's a delusional senile narcissist who can lie to himself to soothe the ego wound. And I have zero faith he'll see a day in prison. He's quite literally at the nexus of a multi decade international child r*** organization and he's still walking around free and grifting millions - there will be no justice, no karma.
Sometimes the only resolution is just the arrival of the day when a particular evil person is no longer around to harm others.
14
pantstoaknifefight2Mar 31, 2026
+22
Whenever it finally ends, we can be assured his name will be synonymous with traitors and fools. His grandkids will all change their names in shame and no one will admit to ever falling for his death cult.
22
rugger87Mar 31, 2026
+45
I think the Trump family needs to be so heavily penalized through asset seizure, that the existence of his bloodline is put at risk.
45
citymousecountyhouseMar 31, 2026
+9
Every dime that those bastards receive is from a grift on the American people. Every dollar needs to be seized.
9
TemporarySun314Mar 31, 2026
+15
You mean like all that Confederate generals?
I am sure Americans would never build statues or fly the symbols of traitors and racists...
15
math-yooMar 31, 2026
+34
Elvis Costello singing about Thatcher’s grave like, *tramp the dirt down.*
34
deraserMar 31, 2026
+42
They better have it behind a fence, with 24/7 guards, or it will be made into “Urinopolis”.
42
Glittering_Fox_9769Mar 31, 2026
+41
there better be some kind of drain designed into it
edit: a "trump sump" if you will.
41
supersonicdutchMar 31, 2026
+22
With urinal cakes the size of sea turtles.
22
brokenringlandsMar 31, 2026
+20
>Do-it-yourself home urine testing.
Did you have to send it away?
Because if so, I bet he showered in it instead.
20
mantisboxerMar 31, 2026
+22
Seriously. After 35+ years of observing Trump being a vile con artist I'm ready for him to leave my conscience mind for ever. I'll never understand how anybody ever fell for anything he's ever said or offered.
22
FloridaGirlNikkiMar 31, 2026
+25
There will be many people in the streets partying like it's 1999.
25
mike-deadmontonMar 31, 2026
+30
Far as I can tell, people with dementia are exhausting. Real question, obvious 25, where are adults calling this out? He could potentially make conventional war nuclear. Bombs are 10 fold more destructive and no idea how much worse this can get.
30
KincherkMar 31, 2026
+31
Many of those around him know full well trump is not all there and is getting worse but they are manipulating and using him for their own reasons (Stephen Miller comes to mind). Meanwhile, GOP congressional members are all too worried about getting a mean tweet or getting primaried.
31
SirenSultryMar 31, 2026
+14
It’s really is the same cycle every single day. The mental toll of the constant ‘will he/won’t be’ headlines is real. It feels like we’ve been stuck in the same news loop for a decade.
14
TransiTorriMar 31, 2026
+99
There are people who voted for him 3 times.... and they still support him and think he's the best human who ever lived and has never failed at anything ever. It's wild.
99
4ivEMar 31, 2026
+31
I think most of that has to do with the fact that they don't realize "The Apprentice" was satire, like making William Hung a judge on "American Idol" or setting up Eddie Edwards as a ski jumping coach.
31
CarbonatiteMar 31, 2026
+15
It's a cult. At this point these assholes are in as deep as the people who willingly lined up to drink the Flavor-Aid in Jonestown. They're as far gone as the Heaven's Gate members who OD'ed over a comet. They're no different than any suicide bomber or jihadist or Imperial Japanese WW2 Kamikaze pilot. They are willing to die for their beliefs, which revolve around hurting as many of the perceived enemy as possible. They're literally insane. Nothing but violent insane people deluded into leaving reality for the sake of coddling their own bigotry.
15
once_again_askingMar 31, 2026
+193
Some people still say that even when Trump goes, we’ll still have Vance etc. But this reductive reaction ignores the special mix of awfulness that is Trump.
Not only is he remarkably stupid, but he is also remarkably incapable/immune to/of feeling any sort of shame. Add on his cult of personality and his mysterious inexplicable charisma and his devotion to being a complete a****** at every opportunity, again with no shame.
Vance et al will not slip into that role seamlessly. When Trump goes, shit will still suck and be broken but my god will it feel a lot better.
193
LeftHookLarry12Mar 31, 2026
+140
For sure. I believe when Trump is gone the MAGA movement will go with it. However, the damage is done. It’s so much easier to tear things down than to build them.
The US institutions that he has desecrated or flat out destroyed …. Federal Reserve, State Department, Department of Justice, Department of Eduction, Health and Human Services, FBI, the entire intelligence community, NATO, the military, etc cannot just be put back to how it was before he came along. The knowledge was lost with experts he fired. The credibility along with them.
The international diplomacy that was formed over decades - ravaged.
The federal deficit is higher than ever before and is actually increasing at a *faster* rate now.
America after Trump is already poorer, less safe, more isolated, and more divided than ever before in modern American history. And all for nothing.
It’s very disheartening.
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son-of-a-motherMar 31, 2026
+36
> And all for nothing.
That's not true.
The Trump family is now vastly richer than they were before.
36
Open_Mortgage_4645Mar 31, 2026
+18
Vance is lacking the one thing that every president has and needs. Charisma. Vance has no charisma. He will therefore never be elected president. Anyone who's banking on Vance taking over the Trump political movement in for a bad time.
18
ChuckitinbroMar 31, 2026
+12
Vance is awful but I dont beleive he would have created this mess at least.
12
Potential-Fan-6148Mar 31, 2026
+46
It will destroy American power in the region for decades.
You know what’s going to be annoying though?
The bold face lies from conservative pundits trying to play this off as a victory.
46
CarbonatiteMar 31, 2026
+31
He's basically eradicated 80+ years of geopolitical clout and international credibility. He's done more damage to America than a terrorist like Osama Bin Laden could have dreamed of.
31
ThirdSunRisingMar 31, 2026
+32
Sad part is I’ll f****** take it. Because that’s what we’re in a position to actually achieve without starting WW3 and/or bankrupting the nation
He went in with no plan and got us a more extreme regime and a fucked strait of Hormuz. He got our own radars blown up which cripples our defenses in the area. Got our Middle East allies bombed. Lost a few aircraft, killed a few of our own soldiers while we got humiliated shooting down swarms of $20k drones with Patriot missiles that cost $5M each. Great. Dust off the “mission accomplished” banner from 2003 and let’s get the f*** out of there before we make it even worse
Jesus Christ I just can’t with these people. How do you take the most powerful military in history and humiliate it like this by going in without a plan. What the actual f***.
32
littlespoonMar 31, 2026
+8
What about all the other countries you have fucked over? Thanks for our 3x interest rate rises, recession and rising petrol prices which are causing businesses and families to go bankrupt or lose their homes. When is america going to fix the damage they caused?
8
CarbonatiteMar 31, 2026
+9
If Republicans stay in power? Sometime on the 5th of never, at f*** y'all o'clock.
If we manage to turn around the ship? It will literally take generations to repair the damage that fragile orange simpleton has caused. He's squandered every bit of the last 80 years of geopolitical clout and shit on our oldest and most loyal allies. The rest of the world may never trust us again and rightfully so. The damage in terms of environment and climate is incalculable. The world is in a much darker place, on a much bleaker path, because Donald Trump is alive and has lived as long as he has. Every waking moment is another opportunity for him to cause damage. He is objectively a massive net loss for humanity, our species is worse off because he exists.
9
DistractedPhoenixMar 31, 2026
+43
I mean I knew he was a failure, but this is some next level failing.
43
Aggressive-Will-4500Mar 31, 2026
+17
This is what happens when we let nepobabies fail their way up the ladder... they just keep failing but it affects ever-increasing numbers of people. Trump's failing at the global level now.
17
JessieJ577Mar 31, 2026
+12
Everything he does just leaves us in worse positions than where we started. His tariffs were declared illegal but we’re stuck with the prices that won’t go down. And now gas definitely won’t be down after this war. In major cities it won’t be below 5 bucks that’s for sure if this war even ever ends.
12
LeraldoeMar 31, 2026
+7
No worries! News max will explain how it is a massive victory
7
SnakesandratsMar 31, 2026
+3531
That's a complete and total surrender. We didn't achieve a single objective. The most humiliating defeat in US history.
3531
DistractedPhoenixMar 31, 2026
+2034
Sure he did. He destabilized the Middle East, made Russian energy exports more valuable and crashed the American economy worse.
2034
rye_212Mar 31, 2026
+521
And I wonder how the families of the already dead soldiers will feel.
Just like the families of the 170 dead school girls I suppose.
But he did go to Andrews to do a respectful reception. With his MAGA hat on.
521
dcoats69Mar 31, 2026
+106
But her emails!
106
LakesideMar 31, 2026
+76
And the other one laughed funny.
76
strangeluv_-_-Mar 31, 2026
+40
She would have taken us to war with Iran!
40
cunthMar 31, 2026
+58
And now countries are transacting in Yuan for Iranian oil. We will likely look back at this point as a key catalyst for the end of the petrodollar hegemony
58
FantasticJacket7Mar 31, 2026
+109
More importantly, he made his own stash of stolen Venezuelan oil more valuable.
109
drethnudribMar 31, 2026
+50
That Venezuelan oil is going to be harder to get out of the ground than Ivana.
50
insomniaczombiexMar 31, 2026
+20
Don’t forget the gold he also stole.
20
Black-ZeroMar 31, 2026
+77
And likely added a trillion dollars to the US debt.
Putin must be proud of his little Puppet President.
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DistractedPhoenixMar 31, 2026
+20
You forgot to add an S to Trillion
20
TheStratMar 31, 2026
+50
He also made a lot of money for his cronies/family through inside trading
50
tolacidMar 31, 2026
+24
And also severely depleted our military weapon reserve in the process.
24
MayIServeYouWellMar 31, 2026
+21
lifted sanctions against Russia too!
21
Cool_Guy_McFlyMar 31, 2026
+19
He also lifted sanctions on Iranian oil!
19
RustedRelicsMar 31, 2026
+14
Played the markets and insider trading. He/they got richer and so will the military contractors.
14
SocialistNixonMar 31, 2026
+10
I can't imagine the Gulf States wouldn't pivot to the Chinese sphere of influence after this if we really leave them high and dry. Maybe the Qataris will demand their jet back.
10
5AlarmFireflyMar 31, 2026
+8
And created a distraction for Israel to perform a massive land grab in south Lebanon
8
MC_Fap_CommanderMar 31, 2026
+235
>We didn't achieve a single objective.
That's why he didn't present a single objective. He'll claim victory (as he never established standards for victory). Probably under some nonsense like "after taking out the Supreme Leader, the world knows the U.S. kicks ass and we're being taken seriously again" or whatever.
His sycophants will buy it. All indications are high gas prices and inflation will be around for a while... so I'm not sure how it will play beyond the cult.
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CharlesB43Mar 31, 2026
+76
He presented quite a few objectives.
Regime change, getting rid of nuclear weapons and their ability to make more, plus any nuclear material. Eventually he added fully opening of the Strait of Homuz and even showed his stupidity and greed by saying he wanted to tax the Strait as well AND he wants Iran to pay for damages.
He will take credit for all of those.
Claim he got rid of their nuclear program and weapons, because they never had them, will also claim they signed something agreeing to not rebuild.
He will claim we're getting a share of profits from the Strait as a condition of their surrender.
He will also claim there was a regime change, which I guess is true since they killed Khamenei and his son took over.
As far as damages, he will lie about that and say they're going to pay, maybe even the payment being profits from the strait which he will claim is a better deal than Biden or Obama or Harris could have ever gotten and how stupid Iran is for giving it up.
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gapipkinMar 31, 2026
+21
Don’t forget the Nobel Peace Prize for “ending” the war.
21
MC_Fap_CommanderMar 31, 2026
+42
Probably. Then NYT gives an Op-Ed spot some old neocon dinosaur who will describe Trump's leadership as a masterstroke.
42
SminahinMar 31, 2026
+109
Art of the kneel.
109
MinguseyesMar 31, 2026
+39
It would mean the end of the petrodollar. Iran will have a new toll booth and require that all shipping through the Straits be settled in yuan. There would be ‘consequences’ for the US bond market.
39
ReduntuMar 31, 2026
+14
Hey now, we re-obliterated their nuclear facilities that we obliterated last year...
14
GaimeGuyMar 31, 2026
+32
we didn'*t* *have* any objectives. No one even bothered articulating a reason to attack.
The most we've been told is trump "had a feeling" an iranian nuclear strike on the US was imminent, but words are just tools for him, he doesn't care about the meaning of what he's saying. Nothing about that statement is backed by any of his other rhetoric, any intelligence, anyone else. In other words, we don't have any objectives. The commander in chief just followed a whim to inflict suffering and make soldiers do his bidding. That's really it. (No, it's not a f****** distraction))
32
_SCHULTZY_Mar 31, 2026
+8
The rich bought up assets at a heavy d******* for the past month. How is that not a complete victory for them???
8
Cease_Cows_Mar 31, 2026
+601
Hahaha wtf was even the point. Literally the whole world is worse off now. Thanks?
601
ZerozGMMar 31, 2026
+231
Well Iran has a toll booth now, so not the whole world completely
231
bingo_bango_zongoMar 31, 2026
+112
Honestly, considering most countries, especially Western and Western aligned countries, were fine with sitting back and letting the Americans pummel Iranian cities with thousands of pounds of missiles, I think it's only fair that Iran charges the world a fee to pay for the damages.
The world has to stop enabling American aggression.
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FourLetterWordingMar 31, 2026
+7
I mean, in all honesty what can seriously be done? Especially considering that the US spends more on our military than the next top 3 combined, are batshit insane and have a psychopath with the nuclear launch codes (not to mention the US is the only country to ever actually nuke someone), and do not even recognize the ICC nor most international treaties.
Like... literally what can be done? I don't mean to be defeatist, but it's hard to see the world doing anything to create accountability. Then domestically here, we have a stacked supreme court (with LIFETIME appointments), congress and the senate have basically rolled over allowing orange man to wield all of the powers of the supposed checks and balances of them, and a country of ignorant, uninformed, uneducated idiots that, knowing everything from his previous term and him as a person, STILL voted him in.
It's really f****** hard to be optimistic as an american tbh. I mean, even if democrats take congress/senate back in the upcoming midterm elections I don't even think we will see any accountability had. Biden sat on his hands for 4 f****** years taking the "high road" and donnie literally just had all of his trials, convictions, etc. magically waved away with a wand after becoming POTUS.
It's fucked. I'm seriously just ready for it to all be burnt to the ground and starting over because that would be better than what we have right now and the very bleak possibilities of upcoming elections. The empire of the US is in its death throes now.
7
Extension_Put_5504Mar 31, 2026
+39
This. American aggression is enabled by complete complacency and inaction from all of the middle powers who have seemingly settled for being the middle managers of a dying hegemony. It's made even worse by the fact that the US is just waving its d*** in their face constantly with the braindead tariffs.
Carney was spot on when he said it was time for middle powers to stop kowtowing to the US, and then he immediately came back with the most milquetoast response to a clearly illegal and moronic war in Iran.
If Iran tolling the rest of the world might finally wake other nations up to the fact that they need to stop enabling this bullshit, then so be it.
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ScoobiusMaximusMar 31, 2026
+81
Nah, Russia came out ahead. That was probably the point
81
SuperduperbalsMar 31, 2026
+45
Iran wins, they'd effectively be the dominant power in the Middle East. Besides them, they want oil trade to be settled in Yuan so, China is also a big w*****, a trillion a year boon to their economy.
45
fseahuntMar 31, 2026
+18
Other than all their dead and their destroyed buildings...
The only winners in war are the creeps who sell the tools to wage war with.
And in this case, also Russia.
18
kleekai_gsdMar 31, 2026
+34
Just the US. He said America first and made America last. Iran got better, Russia got better, Europe is united. Everyone got better. Except clown cratered the US
34
Mediocre_SprinklesMar 31, 2026
+15
He also fucked the world economy though. Everything was starting to look up in the UK for the first time in years and now we're back to square one. I'm so pissed off with USA right now.
15
laplongejrMar 31, 2026
+5
> Everything was starting to look up in the UK for the first time in years
Wait... wasn't the original UK "full brexit plan" to make deals with the US? Isn't that a big monkey paw?
5
doodle02Mar 31, 2026
+13
let’s be real: there are a few dozen insiders that are much richer.
13
bayleysgal1996Mar 31, 2026
+834
Soooo… what did we get out of this besides higher gas prices?
834
ScotTheDuckMar 31, 2026
+794
A massively destabilized Middle East and increasingly uncomfortable questions about American hegemony.
794
LifeGainsssMar 31, 2026
+312
What are the uncomfortable questions? American hegemony is basically dead. Your closest ally (Canada) elected a leader who was specifically saying "we need to distance ourselves"
312
rasa2013Mar 31, 2026
+84
It's not to take the hegemony literally, but the amount of absurd and evil power we deploy so easily is the question.
A lot of Americans naively believe our "destroys third world countries" period is behind us (or never knew bout it at all). But look at how absurdly easy it was for Trump to just start an unpopular war over literally nothing and deploy our military with basically no objectives.
Also the fact the public barely cares about it or cares that we bomb school children. The only reason Trump's numbers are down is because it made gas and stuff more expensive.
84
LarryCraigSmegMar 31, 2026
+20
I would say MAGAs don’t care about the dead children in Iran because they’re Muslim/foreign/etc.
But then I remembered MAGAs don’t care about dead children in America either.
We just have way too many shitty people in this country and we’ve indulged them and catered to them for far too long.
20
PrairiePopsicleMar 31, 2026
+16
and the press secretary to stand in front of a camera and more or less say "and then we just kept killing the ones that said no."
16
BoomshankMar 31, 2026
+105
When you piss off the Canadians, you know you really fucked up.
105
meanseanbeanMar 31, 2026
+53
Facts. I'm super f****** Canadian and me and all my homies f****** hate America now.
53
LarryCraigSmegMar 31, 2026
+40
I’m American and f****** hate America now too. Still sending positive vibes northward from my little corner of the USA.
40
FuckingColdInCanadaMar 31, 2026
+18
Can confirm.
Super pissed.
18
echoshatterMar 31, 2026
+20
>American hegemony is basically dead.
Every single one of our allies is coming to terms with the reality that depending on the USA may be pretty foolish. I think they're still holding out hope after this administration is out that things will return to semi-normal, but the damage is done. And it's clear there's nothing to stop another Trump-type administration.
20
pattyG80Mar 31, 2026
+23
He was elected as the guy that could manage the relationship and after like three months he was like nope...this guy is a fuckwit.
23
coreoYEAHMar 31, 2026
+18
Don’t forget the extreme radicalisation of the families and friends of at least 180 school girls.
18
_bk_advMar 31, 2026
+104
Nothing is gonna change. He’ll walk back these comments after his family and friends have profited off the stock surge.
By Friday we’ll be right back here.
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gutfeeling23Mar 31, 2026
+24
There is a very, very good chance of that.
24
BrawnyPrawnMar 31, 2026
+14
Oh god Good Friday.. thats the invasion day isn't it?
14
Jae_Rides_ApesMar 31, 2026
+11
Christian Jihad…err…Holy War that *definitely isn’t terrorism*.
11
papaHansMar 31, 2026
+26
People around the world to hate Americans.
26
pixelwhipMar 31, 2026
+37
They got even richer, that's all that they care about
37
ImNoRickyBalboaMar 31, 2026
+12
According to all stock market manipulation, Trump and his best friends got a good couple of Billion dollars out of it.
You're just too woke to be among Trump's best friends. All Maga bros know they will also become best friends with Trump and be billionaires.
12
danceswithpornMar 31, 2026
+20
We burned through a bunch of ammo, lost some planes and killed a bunch of iranians. In exchange we paid $50 billion and 15 dead american soldiers and 332 wounded.
20
SpiritualDiamond5487Mar 31, 2026
+7
This whole exercise reminds me of the south park episode where Canada declares war on the United States, and ends up walking away with a 2-for-1 meal voucher for some restaurant on Thursdays
7
SuperduperbalsMar 31, 2026
+11
Petrodollar out, Petroyuan in, a trillion/per-year loss for the US taypayer, a trillion/per-year gain for China
11
Cold-Cell2820Mar 31, 2026
+755
The quickest lost war in American history
755
MC_Fap_CommanderMar 31, 2026
+140
He'll probably say how much less costly and with fewer casualties this lost war was. The speed of exit will be the selling point. "It took other presidents decades to lose wars... I did it in a month... you're welcome!" or something like that.
140
skyblueerikMar 31, 2026
+63
"I ended nine wars."
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ShadowTacoTuesdayMar 31, 2026
+7
The not paywalled portion of the article mentions they may call the destruction of some military targets a “win” because fixing anything at all would take too long. Then they’ll leave the task of opening the strait for later with a variety of obviously stupid options that are certain to fail. I couldn’t read more but Iran has stated publicly that they will continue to hit back until satisfied, even after the U.S. leaves.
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smitherenesarMar 31, 2026
+86
Better than staying there and taking more losses tbh
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CitySeekerTronMar 31, 2026
+38
The unfrozen asset scandal is going to be nothing compared to giving Iran full, uncontested control of the strait, no motivation for any kind of nuclear deal ever, and locking in the leadership that, months ago was facing a revolt.
Trump wanted easy credit to overthrow the regime, and instead locked it in and strengthened it for another generation.
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elmekia_lanceMar 31, 2026
+13
it'll be a scandal among national security democrats, republicans will praise trump's great wisdom in ending the war before it became a 'quagmire'
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LGBT-Barbie-CookoutMar 31, 2026
+890
Id like to congratulate Iran on winning the war on Iran
890
Dependent-Beyond-433Mar 31, 2026
+135
First drugs, now this
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Root-magicMar 31, 2026
+60
Surprisingly, countries tend to prefer sovereignty after shedding colonial powers
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CatVideoFestMar 31, 2026
+1158
I know this might ruffle some feathers here but it needs to be said: I am just not super convinced that Trump had a good plan before attacking Iran.
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mymikerowecrowMar 31, 2026
+428
How could you say something so controversial yet so brave
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jazzhandlerMar 31, 2026
+70
Truly, CatVideoFest does speak power to truth.
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gwsthMar 31, 2026
+49
I'm sure he had concepts of a plan.....
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MC_Fap_CommanderMar 31, 2026
+76
I think Israeli intelligence told him that taking out the Ayatollah would lead to immediate regime change. He assumed it would be like Venezuela because he is proudly ignorant of the global context.
That it didn't work took him by total surprise.
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Fantastic-Celery-255Mar 31, 2026
+42
I mean that’s not even really what happened in Venezuela. Maduro’s vice president is in power, I wouldn’t really call that a regime change.
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avarageoneMar 31, 2026
+7
Well, there is a regime, and there was a slight change, so lets settle on that...
/s
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SlayerBVCMar 31, 2026
+10
I mean.... they weren't wrong. The Iranian regime *did* change. Probably for worse, but it did technically change.
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alhanna92Mar 31, 2026
+37
I hope this shows American leadership on both sides that Israel does not have our best interest at heart and we should stop viewing them as an ally - oh wait I forgot Netanyahu needs more money from us and we need to pay up
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I405CAMar 31, 2026
+14
Trump's plan in 2016 was "take the oil".
His plan hasn't changed. But the plan has no details, other than him having a desire to take the oil.
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AloecendMar 31, 2026
+7
Woah that's a pretty hot take.
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DatNick1988Mar 31, 2026
+6
Now you’re just outta line
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citymousecountyhouseMar 31, 2026
+121
We are past impeachment; there need to be trials.
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Nvenom8Mar 31, 2026
+26
You still believe in laws?
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MuchAd259Mar 31, 2026
+221
Hold on now. He's going to get the market sizzling since his family got insider trading so they could buy low. This is where the market pumps and then his kids sell on Thursday. The market is closed friday and it's going to be a doozey of a weekend. How? The 82nd paratroopers have arrived and the Marines are in the region. Three day weekend for the markets. Expect something big this weekend.
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shrunkenhead041Mar 31, 2026
+113
F***, he's gonna invade on Easter.
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Pumpkins_Are_FruitsMar 31, 2026
+94
It what Jesus would want
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JimmyAloha2026Mar 31, 2026
+18
WWJI: Who Would Jesus Invade?
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AndreLeGeant88Mar 31, 2026
+23
This is how he thinks
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more_rockcoreMar 31, 2026
+17
An Easter egg you say?
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BoomshankMar 31, 2026
+15
So when do we see all this wealth trickle down?
Reagan promised me my share of the ultrawealthy's tax cuts but I didn't get my cheque yet.
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cybazMar 31, 2026
+51
I think this is how it ends, he just walks away and claims complete victory. Then blames Biden for high prices, and leaves it to the International community to negotiate passage through Hormuz
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cycleprofMar 31, 2026
+23
You forgot that 36% will be so proud of what he did and furious that Biden made it so difficult
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Theferael_meMar 31, 2026
+223
Europe needs to start negotiating with Iran immediately to pay to allow tankers to pass unimpeded. If only US and Israeli vessels are prohibited then who GAF.
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BoomshankMar 31, 2026
+82
This would be glorious
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SilveryDeathMar 31, 2026
+33
>He decided that the U.S. should achieve its main goals of hobbling Iran’s navy and its missile stocks and wind down current hostilities while pressuring Tehran diplomatically to resume the free flow of trade. If that fails, Washington would press allies in Europe and the Gulf to take the lead on reopening the strait, the officials said.
Europe might as well start on that, since it says in the article that if the US can't get the strait open then they are going to give up and make it Europe and the Gulf states problem.
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rbhmmxMar 31, 2026
+14
Sounds familiar to Russias invasion in Ukraine. They came in acting strong thinking to solve it on day one and even before taking office, then Trump gave up. TACO
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Just-Sale-7015Mar 31, 2026
+9
Few tankers from the Gulf are going to Europe even in normal times. Like under 5%. Most go to Asia. India and Pakistan at least already made some deals like that with Iran.
Even Japan's Takeuchi said she does not rule out talks like that with Iran.
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MentalSky_Mar 31, 2026
+13
Uk would sell gas to US
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SilveryDeathMar 31, 2026
+46
>President Trump told aides he’s willing to end the U.S. military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed, administration officials said, likely extending Tehran’s firm grip on the waterway and leaving a complex operation to reopen it for a later date.
>In recent days, Trump and his aides assessed that a mission to pry open the chokepoint would push the conflict beyond his timeline of four to six weeks. He decided that the U.S. should achieve its main goals of hobbling Iran’s navy and its missile stocks and wind down current hostilities while pressuring Tehran diplomatically to resume the free flow of trade. If that fails, Washington would press allies in Europe and the Gulf to take the lead on reopening the strait, the officials said.
Just this morning he was saying we were going to bomb the hell out of them if they didn't reopen and two days ago we are are sending over 10K more troops, but behind the scenes we are doing this? These people are so f****** dumb and incompetent and arrogant and just whatever other literal negative traits come to mind.
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ReduntuMar 31, 2026
+13
Maybe threatening war crimes/genocide was his last tactic in his fart of a deal strategy
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Honeycomb_03Mar 31, 2026
+8
Dementia is kicking his ass recently. They can dope him up all they want for the camera but you can’t hide it forever. His time will be soon🤞🏼🤞🏼
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dakotanorth8Mar 31, 2026
+100
Eh more market manipulation
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Creative-Package6213Mar 31, 2026
+36
Bingo! If he were serious he'd be calling resources out of the area, and guess what is actually happening...
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Romantic_PisceanMar 31, 2026
+94
At this rate, the only accomplishment of this war will be a strengthened Iranian regime, and one that just learned a valuable lesson. The US doesn't invade an actual nuclear power with missile technology (North Korea) while neighboring a US ally, so if you're Iran, sitting close to Israel, your only protection against the US will be the North Korean path. That's the message Trump is sending to adversaries, old and new, and it will make the world a more dangerous place for decades.
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Cash_CreditMar 31, 2026
+44
I think Canada's crazy not to develop a nuke. Same lesson honestly.
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yellekcMar 31, 2026
+19
Honestly Ukraine also showed that you don't even have to piss off the USA to get invaded. Nonproliferation is dead.
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kogmaaMar 31, 2026
+16
Ukraine had nuclear weapons and gave them up because of America - amongst other countries - promising to protect them from invasion.
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hotsexychungusMar 31, 2026
+33
Canada should get a nuke immediately. Not even joking.
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futurizticMar 31, 2026
+30
Maga you fuckin dipshits. You voted for this!???
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HaybangerMar 31, 2026
+11
One of the dumbest MAGAs I’ve ever seen was a coworkers wife who’s disabled and never worked a day in her life. These people have been twisted and it’s a form of manipulation/brainwashing that is almost impossible to reverse.
It’s incredibly disgusting where we are at as a country.
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John_Rustle98Mar 31, 2026
+27
I legit thought Vietnam would potentially be the most embarrassing defeat of the U.S in the country’s history, followed by Dubya’s war in Iraq and Afghanistan, but this takes the cake on them all. Nothing was accomplished, Iran’s new ayatollah is actually worse than the old one, Iranian sanctions have been removed and they’re going to potentially put a toll into the Hormuz Strait so they’re making a shit ton of money, and billions wasted on bombing kids and fighting against drones that cost $20,000 each to make. What a damn travesty. Republicans should not be allowed anywhere near the levers of power for a century.
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croftaynMar 31, 2026
+23
“Trump surrenders to Iran in humiliating loss, US place as global leader irrevocably damaged”, fixed the headline for you
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Choice-of-SteinsGateMar 31, 2026
+23
By all accounts, Iran was committing to its end of the nuclear deal before Trump ripped it up.
And this is according to US intelligence on the matter, the International Energy Agency and even *Trump administration officials* at the time.
Obama's diplomacy intended to avoid a war like the one we're currently embroiled in. It intended to box in Iran's nuclear program.
Iran only began building up its nuclear capabilities *after* Trump abandoned the JCPOA out of sheer spite for his predecessor.
Since then, Trump has bombed Iran *twice* in the middle of negotiations. Which does not bode well for future talks.
Iran has made it pretty clear that they're apprehensive to get involved in serious negotiations. And frankly, I don't blame them.
In the past, almost every negotiation with Trump/Netanyahu has resulted in military escalation.
During his first term, Trump failed to approach a new deal in any earnest or competent manner.
All reports indicate it was unprofessional and unserious and involved officials who were *way* out of their depth.
Then the second time around, Trump once again approached negotiations from a bad faith position. Nearly every analyst claims it was doomed from the start.
But Trump still tried desperately to conceal his failures and shift the responsibility on Obama and Iran, which provided him with a false pretext to convince his mindless voters that there was no other recourse but to bomb Iran and later wage an open ended war against them.
So there's little to no room for talks moving forward. The Trump administration has tarnished whatever good will it might have had left.
Also, if Iran ever needed a practical reason to own and operate a nuclear weapon, Trump and Netanyahu just gave them one. I mean, what better assurance than mutually assured destruction?
And now that Iran has leverage in the form of one-fifth control over the global oil trade and the power to cause world wide market shocks, for that matter, even influence over the American economy and the capacity to create diplomatic tensions between the US, its European and Asian/Middle eastern allies, the Islamic Republic can now make demands it never would have dreamed of making before the war.
Also, as this war drags on, Iranians will become disenchanted with the idea of the US playing the role of their "liberators." Some Iranians even question whether regime change is realistic and whether this war will leave them better off than when it started.
To make matters worse, for all its faults, its problems and its violent and repressive rule, the Iranian regime could end up unifying a portion of the population against a US/Israel military that's damn near indiscriminately bombing their schools, hospitals, heritage sites, civilian infrastructure and neighborhoods; displacing millions and killing thousands of noncombatants, some of them children... CHILDREN.
Reminder that Donald Trump went from insisting upon Iran's unconditional surrender to pushing back deadlines, then to lying about having productive conversations with the Islamic Republic because he had no coherent strategy and he's been desperately searching for an offramp.
At the same time, Iran has held firm. First refusing to submit to Trump's empty threats on social media, then denying Trump's claims of constructive peace talks, even going so far as to use his own rhetoric against him; calling his remarks "fake news."
And don't forget that earlier in the war, Trump told the Iranian people to "rise up" and "overtake" their government so he could wipe his hands clean of the bloody aftermath of a war he started under false pretenses. Iranians didn't and still don't have the power to mount any sort of resistance, but Trump was hoping they would march to their deaths because he never had a plan for a drawn out conflict.
Thanks to the Trump administration's poor planning, arrogance and incompetence, the US has inadvertently helped Iran secure an advantage in this war while also conceding some authority over to the Islamic Republic in matters of their sovereignty and the future of their nuclear weapons program.
And after everything that's happened, Trump now seems like he would be happy with an agreement that resembles the one he previously discarded with no concern for the consequences of his actions.
The US has so far achieved the opposite of its intended goals in this war.
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clickmagnetMar 31, 2026
+41
I’m glad the WSJ editor used “reopening”. Needs to be communicated for the people in the back row: there was no problem *before*.
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ApplicationQuirky376Mar 31, 2026
+69
Art of the deal.
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Aldo_saysMar 31, 2026
+26
If that means break stuff, walk away taking no responsibility and blaming others for not fixing the mess fast enough when it gets really bad, sounds like trump "deal" to me.
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citymousecountyhouseMar 31, 2026
+14
His next deal attempt should be at The Hague. Let's see those skills.
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KyzzzMar 31, 2026
+15
Shart of the deal
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hummajeepMar 31, 2026
+17
So now we are basically just terrorists
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ajcpullcomMar 31, 2026
+67
Fifteen dead soldiers and billions of dollars spent to embolden Iran and its allies and leave the US and world worse off than before.
Let me guess: Biden’s fault.
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MadAstridMar 31, 2026
+29
Yeah. He also killed all those innocent school kids!
(Shakes fist)
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GreenelseMar 31, 2026
+24
Aaaand killed the father, wife and child of the new leader of an already hostile nation, on top of destroying the homes and livelihoods of thousands, in the middle of treaty negotiations. While insulting all of our allies and triggering violence towards all of the ones nearby.
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GreenelseMar 31, 2026
+18
OH, and he was a religious figure, which suggests to me we also probably destroyed sacred spaces of a religious people, on top of killing religious leaders.
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Root-magicMar 31, 2026
+6
Haven’t you heard, he’s thinking of asking Arab countries to pay for the war
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DEATHCATSmeowMar 31, 2026
+14
So let me get this straight…
We…spent billions of dollars, exhausted precious missile interceptor resources, murdered a bunch of innocent school children, triggered an environmental catastrophe where toxic black soot rained down on a huge city full of civilians, got some US service members killed, plunged the global economy into chaos…
And what we got out of it was…a crucial energy shipping lane got closed off to us.
Art of the deal, baby!
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getmevodkaMar 31, 2026
+7
Dont forget getting 13 military bases bombed and out of order with billions of material and planes and things like radar equipment destroyed, the missile stock for defense worldwide depleted by min. 80% and effectively ending the petro dollar system when he really pulls out now. Its not a matter of choice anymore, its a matter of ruling the world or not anymore.
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georgepanaMar 31, 2026
+10
Trump sets a corner of a house on fire to see how the whole arson thing works. Then the flames go higher and higher. Eventually the whole house is engulfed in flames. Trump gets bored, wants to just walk away from it.
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Ok-Prior2321Mar 31, 2026
+11
So.... Attack Iran. Assassinate their leaders (during a truce while peace talks were underway and Iran was doing what we supposedly wanted!). Leave the Iranian people in an arguably worse situation. Get the straight closed which puts enormous pressure on Europe. Lift Russian oil sanctions. Redirect Ukrainian help and put enough pressure on Europe that they can't help as much. Destabilize the middle east and allow all of our allies in the region to get bombed to shit. Allow Israel to take over a third of a sovereign country as a "buffer zone" which also legitimatizes the Russians rhetoric. While manipulating and playing the stock market. Then leave the rest of the world to clean it up?
It's everything Russia and Israel would do, if they could themselves... And it hurts the American people through raised prices on everything.
Anyone for this please explain to me how you think we have helped and include an exit plan that leaves us better off than we were... Seriously, I'd like to hear opposing opinions (including the ramifications and end result of these actions)
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mymikerowecrowMar 31, 2026
+9
This is the best possible outcome, and it could crash the global economy
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mobialMar 31, 2026
+10
This is all so f****** stupid. The dumb fuckers had the deal with Iran 5 years ago. His idiot son in law and pals didn’t even f****** understand the renegotiation so they just went and started bombing. US is stupid.
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AceofKnaves44Mar 31, 2026
+8
So he wouldn’t reopen the Hormuz
Iran still could potentially make nukes
There was no total regime change.
Trump is going to say he “won” and he won greater than anyone has ever won anything but what the f*** did we actually accomplish?
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Duane_Mar 31, 2026
+12
Nah, just more market manipulation.
Since this post went live, Oil futures dumped almost $7 and will be below $100 even though functionally nothing has changed - and also the Strait is closed to any US flagged ship, making it even less realistic. Silver and Gold are both taking off like f****** rockets for literally no change at all because it's almost f****** midnight.
I expect him to 'fully surrender' at some point tomorrow, and then Wednesday he's going to April Fools Bomb a bunch of desalination plants.
We're in too deep for this idiot to just call it a f****** loss.
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Accurate_Neat_355Mar 31, 2026
+12
Epstein's back on the menu boys
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tallperson117Mar 31, 2026
+6
"America hurt itself in its confusion!"
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EridanosvoidMar 31, 2026
+6
In 2029 when a Democrat becomes President, its going to be considered a great accomplishment to them to reopen the straight of Hormuz back to the pre 2026 status quo.
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danceswithpornMar 31, 2026
+9
If this is the precedent, by 2029 the seas could be full of toll booths. If the rule is that might makes right, any country with a strait, mines and drones can become a toll collector.
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Accurate_Neat_355Mar 31, 2026
+6
Trump walked out onto the world stage, looked down, and pulled his own pants down. Nobody made him. There was a deal on the table February 27th. There was the option to never start this. There was the option to maintain the illusion indefinitely. Trump chose to find out.
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WanderingKingMar 31, 2026
+6
Leaving his ball, going home, and saying he never had one
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SabiancymMar 31, 2026
+6
Just once before I die I want to see a competent American voting public. That doesn't mean everyone agreeing politically,. I just want to see a general public capable of recognizing obvious nutjobs like Trump, and the dangers that he and his allied congressional l and judicial allies pose.
I used to get second hand embarrassment from the litany of obnoxious Americans traveling the world. I'd do anything to get back to that status quo. Instead, we still have the loud, inconsiderate, and overly confident stereotype, but have now added fascist beliefs and the enjoyment of watching others suffer.
I really hope the remaining sane Americans are ready for when their not so opaque masks come off and they install their dream politica stature. A one party system where all but those completely aligned with Republican policy are allowed in government at any level.
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