Trump tells CBS: Iran agreed to stop supporting Hamas and Hezbollah

They do if they watch CBS

"When things are not going well he fills the gap with delusional statements about what is happening and what is to come. This drains credibility from his statements though the media still reports them as if they can be judged by the same standards as those of other political leaders."

"Believe me, everyone told me Iran said that, go ask Little Marco."

This is my main question. There have been no signals of official talks, at least none that have succeeded. This is just some bullshit to float the stock market into the weekend. I don’t believe a f****** single thing Trump says at this juncture, not without verification. And without that verification, it’s all just more bullshit. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Yep. No f****** way that Iran stopped supporting their main proxies.

He’s selling a story to his dumb dumb very stupid idiotic voters that’ll believe anything

They do. They will now be supported by narI instead of Iran.

Conveniently said at 3am Iran time

He said Israel was going to stop attacking Lebanon too. That lasted just long enough for Israel to reload.

It depends who you ask. It appears the regime is split into two opposing factions, one that wants to make a deal and one that wants to continue the war. It seems there is no single leader telling everyone what to do.

Depends which Iran you are talking about

They only know if they watch CBS

After hours is still ongoing until 8pm EST.

Trump is saying this because the Iranian Foreign Minister posted on X like an hour ago, that he doesn't know who Trump thinks he was talking to today, but it wasn't Iran. Personally I think Trump is deep into senile dementia, and someone like Steven Miller is screening his calls and pretending to be whoever Trump wants to call, and just playing along. Like that time a couple weeks ago where Trump claimed he called the CEO of Sharpie and told them how to make better Sharpies, and Sharpie posted that they never spoke to the POTUS.

Does a professional bullshitter ever take a night off?

Essentially that's what Trump is doing with these kind of claims. He's betting with your life savings.

And if they did say it ….. he is a fool to believe them.

Funny thing is, somewhere on Polymarket you can do exactly that!

This would be like the US agreeing not to support Israel. 

Me too, since I don't have anything saved.

I actually wouldn’t be surprised if they did say that. That’s the problem with having a world leader as immature and stupid as Trump. All they have to do is say things to make him feel good about himself and then do whatever the f*** they want. They get whatever they want by doing so and continue to operate just like they were before.  News report comes out about Iran funded hesbolah attacking Israel. And Trump will come out and say no that’s fake news. They told me that they wouldn’t do it and I believe them.  continue ad nauseam.  It’s shameful  I would do the same thing in their shoes.

Of course they didn’t…This dude is obsessed with winning a news cycle instead of playing the long game. He’s going to blow up this ceasefire because he wants everyone to applaud him for doing the bare minimum.

What does the pope have against my doctor? How dare he.

Good, he was terrible for foreign policy

Beautiful.

Hot compost it, otherwise you'll get weeds.

F****** S-tier sentence 

Hey man, Glassjaw IS great

I told them.. I was very stern with them.. I said: 'I don't like chicken anymore. And America doesn't like chicken.' and then they said 'thank you Mr. President. It's an honor ' and then they promised they only sell hamburgers now. Isn't that nice.

Praise be to Allah

I think they’re having Hegseth disguise himself as an offensive Iranian stereotype and pretend to be an ambassador that gives Trump whatever he wants. Otherwise he starts throwing his mcfish sandwiches and half-empty Diet Coke cans at people and we don’t want that.

yes? 🤷‍♂️

The media has been doing this for him for over a decade now. 

Are you just now figuring out that the mainstream media is complicit?

That’s exactly where we are now.

You mean, he has finished with this particular f*** up, and will move on to the next fuckup.

If he says then then goes home, they US media now owned by his friends can just say it is true and a lot of people will never question it. Come the end of the year he will probably be talking about how this war was more important and greater than WW2.

He has a direct line with some random bread baker in Tehran. "Yes, I do not make bread for Hamas or Hezzbolah. I do not ship."

Hell, what's to stop them from just straight up continuing to do it? It's not like they couldn't just tell him what he wants to hear with no intention of following up. Although, my votes still on him making the entire thing up.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

My bet is Iran say "no it's not true" over the weekend and everything goes crazy then they agree to talks on Monday and everyone says it's over. Then the same thing happens until people get bored or it stops working.