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News & Current Events Apr 19, 2026 at 1:34 PM

Trump Tells Iran to Sign Deal With U.S. or ‘The Whole Country is Going to Get Blown Up’

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Trump tells Iran to sign deal with US or ‘the whole country is going to get blown up’
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Trump tells Iran to sign deal with US or ‘the whole country is going to get blown up’
‘We’re offering a very fair and reasonable DEAL, and I hope they take it because, if they don’t, the United States is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran. NO ...
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Hamnesiak Apr 19, 2026 +5453
The state of Hormuz is now clopen.
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pred Apr 19, 2026 +625
Finally a job for the topologists. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clopen_set
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gaussjordanbaby Apr 19, 2026 +341
My mental health suffers from this continuous news stream
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feralraindrop Apr 19, 2026 +101
It's more the incessant bullshit stream of consciousness from the President. In the past, at least mildly intelligent people ran the country not a bunch of squirrel turds.
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ArokLazarus Apr 19, 2026 +42
My brain is to stupid for this.
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restore_democracy Apr 19, 2026 +180
isthestraitofhormuzopen.com
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RandyPajamas Apr 19, 2026 +25
This is so useful. My wife will no longer need to run downstairs to tell me the Strait is open, and I won't have to run upstairs to tell her it's closed!
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Slipsonic Apr 19, 2026 +128
Lol. Hormuz down detector. See if there are Hormuz disruptions in your area.
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greenskinmarch Apr 20, 2026 +12
With adverts for electric cars at the bottom: "Are you suffering from Hormuz related depression? Feeling nauseous every time you go to a gas pump? *I* used to worry about the state of Hormuz, but after buying an electric car, I'm cured. Thanks electric cars!"
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soundman1024 Apr 19, 2026 +57
I like [this one](https://hormuzstraitmonitor.com).
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aflyingmonkey2 Apr 19, 2026 +131
schrodinger's strait
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just-here-for--porn_ Apr 19, 2026 +1639
It's just relentless bullshit with this guy.
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edicivo Apr 19, 2026 +849
His entire first term was this. And we fortunately got close to 4 years of relative normalcy after it.  I cannot understand how my stupid country signed up for another 4 years of this constant nonsense. The day we never have to hear or see another word from this guy, can't come soon enough. 
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JayR_97 Apr 19, 2026 +387
I'll never forgive anyone who voted for this a******
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MeteorSwarmGallifrey Apr 19, 2026 +136
People who were eligible to vote but did not are equally to blame.
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RyvenZ Apr 20, 2026 +42
Not equally, but definitely not blameless. The ones that really piss me off are the ones who would not vote for Harris because they didn't like her support for Israel... meanwhile, the elected man gets dog-walked into starting a war on behalf of Israel... good call, idiots.
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Mountain_rage Apr 19, 2026 +13
Americans with their bullshit religions, the prosperity gospel types, televangelists, etc were ripe to be socially engineered to vote for con artist. Its falling for email scam level of stupid. A society so stupid, they cheer for the elimination of their power and programs. Like seriously, how stupid do you have to be to vote on transferring your social security to billionaires.
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CastoffRogue Apr 19, 2026 +48
Because hate, stupidity, ignorance, misery, apathy, and most of all, Greed. The people who voted for him were in one or more of those categories. And it has been said, "Misery loves company."
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Rockboxatx Apr 19, 2026 +151
Because of eggs and an annoying laugh. Also skin color and a lack of a p****.
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Reasonable-Turn-5940 Apr 19, 2026 +26
Kind of crazy that even now Conservatives cry "why were the only two choices we had old geezers?" They won't even acknowledge a black woman ran because they are automatically disqualified for them. Only the two old white geezers were actual candidates in their eyes.
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silvertealio Apr 19, 2026 +83
Yeah, it was really mostly that second part. America really showed it's whole racist, sexist ass. There's genuinely not a lot of nuance about it. The massive double standards, the acceptance of every iota of his cruel, sociopathic nonsense paired with the intense scrutiny of every detail about her...the bigotry of this country was put on full display.
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Trevor_Lewis Apr 19, 2026 +83
The f***** ranted about immigrants eating cats and dogs during a debate in which he was getting wholly demolished... and our country still decided "nah, the woman with le funny laugh is the real weirdo"
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silvertealio Apr 19, 2026 +59
Yup. And the *only* time he lost was against another old white dude. America has proven that it'll elect the genuinely worst person imaginable over a woman. And yes...Hillary won the popular vote by a percent or so, but it shouldn't have even been close. We are cooked beyond repair.
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knittingcatmafia Apr 19, 2026 +17
It’s so sweet how people believe MAGA will just go away after Trump
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therealowlman Apr 19, 2026 +13
His entire life has been spewing bullshit from his mouth well before he got into politics
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Rizen_Wolf Apr 19, 2026 +20532
Its that time of the week already? Time flies.
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Gargleblaster25 Apr 19, 2026 +5030
Yes. Remember to buy low on Monday and sell on Tuesday when the TACO drops.
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WolfCola723 Apr 19, 2026 +1743
So THAT’S what they mean by Taco Tuesday
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Public-Position7711 Apr 19, 2026 +476
He’s running out of tacos.
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Trust-Me-Im-A-Potato Apr 19, 2026 +375
Is he, though? The market seems to buy it hook line and sinker every time
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Anxious_cactus Apr 19, 2026 +194
Because "the market" is just his billionaire friends and their friends trading in circles at this point. It's a private game and we're just spectators.
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Delamoor Apr 19, 2026 +163
The swings are getting smaller and smaller each time. Only the inside traders and the algorithms listen to him any more.
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Alone_Again_2 Apr 19, 2026 +62
To be precise, the institutional traders have read the tea leaves and are riding his coattails. This diminishes the effects and the returns.
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vardarac Apr 19, 2026 +36
That's when he just moves on to precipitating a new crisis, no?
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Peaceblaster86 Apr 19, 2026 +22
Yes but we are ready. And by ready I have my darts and world map on the wall.
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ActualWhiterabbit Apr 19, 2026 +27
It’s Cuba then Mexico. He started at Greenland and is having to go south each time.
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mclumber1 Apr 19, 2026 +35
Call it the "Trump bubble". I hate to see what happens when it finally bursts.
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AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Apr 19, 2026 +82
Trump + Bubble = Trubble
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Stavvystav Apr 19, 2026 +26
Nah, apparently he can just keep doing this one.
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haventsleptforyears Apr 19, 2026 +41
The Boy That Cried Taco. Soon the algos won’t respond anymore, and then what???
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crazinessyo Apr 19, 2026 +20
The algos are created to pump and dump. Even if humanity suddenly vanished, the algos would continue pumping and dumping
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bassman9999 Apr 19, 2026 +47
Trump Always Chickens Out (TACO). And he almost always does it on a Tuesday after his buddies have bought the dip on Monday. Its all a grift.
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TYO_HXC Apr 19, 2026 +49
Trump Always Chickens Out
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ninjadude4535 Apr 19, 2026 +43
Trump Assaulted Children Often
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brighterside0 Apr 19, 2026 +10
he's TOAST - Trump Obliterated All Strait Trade
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viper33m Apr 19, 2026 +32
He already bought Friday before his announcements. But I guess better late than never
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VyseX Apr 19, 2026 +440
It's the weekend - time for art of the market manipulation again.
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captHij Apr 19, 2026 +517
The people who love the President for "telling it like it is" realize you just have to wait a couple days to hear the things they want to hear and can just ignore the rest.
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timoumd Apr 19, 2026 +163
Exactly.  He says everything to everyone
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TheSchlaf Apr 19, 2026 +78
["If you're nice to me, I'll do anything you want" ](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-says-love-people-nice-000832181.html)
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ynotfoster Apr 19, 2026 +37
Then I will turn around and stab you in the back until your life is totally fucked.
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Parametric_Or_Treat Apr 19, 2026 +12
Working on a new theory that he is only the 2nd worst American ever and that the 1st is whatever the hell was going on with his father.
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monacelli Apr 19, 2026 +7
Reminds me of when a reporter asked him to clarify on whether Iran was a war or an excursion. "It's both."
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Duffmanlager Apr 19, 2026 +45
It’s all lies and jest
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FrustratedPCBuild Apr 19, 2026 +66
Still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
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mdm168 Apr 19, 2026 +9
Thank you for getting this stuck in my head.
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Lostlilegg Apr 19, 2026 +365
Just in time for market manipulation Monday
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bahandi Apr 19, 2026 +26
I don’t know how stocks work, but has anyone been able to track which stocks are affected by his actions?
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rcanhestro Apr 19, 2026 +74
all of them. look at any index (S&P 500, Europe, etc) and you can actually corrolate a Trump tweet with a burst (drop or not) on those stocks.
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Ayrko Apr 19, 2026 +30
Almost all of them.
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tvtowers Apr 19, 2026 +103
Markets open tomorrow, gotta keep that roller coaster doing loops
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SilkySifaka Apr 19, 2026 +28
The oil markets open at six p.m. tonight. Should be interesting
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Wranorel Apr 19, 2026 +72
If you don’t know the day of the week just look at the news. Can easily guess it.
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DillBagner Apr 19, 2026 +22
And if you don't want to keep up with the news, just look at the day of the week.
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slartibartfast64 Apr 19, 2026 +69
I fully expect FIFA to demand the return of their peace prize now.
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Skratt79 Apr 19, 2026 +60
I know you are joking but the real reason for the Peace Prize was a bribe to stop a corruption trial of several heads of CONCACAF federations; money laundering of bribe money through the US. Have you wondered why terrible Football countries have federations? Because if you are a head of these you get crazy bribes for votes on World Cup hosts. The evidence against them was overwhelming and the Trump DOJ dropped it right after. *Edited to improve readability* Was written in segments in haste.
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light_to_shaddow Apr 19, 2026 +18
It would be a shame if something were to happen to your country/International Sporting Organisation. Don Trump can help but you need to wet his beak a little. A "Peace" of the action and all your troubles go away capice? All those years working with the Mafia in New York have really come in handy for the Trump crime family.
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B0kB0kbitch Apr 19, 2026 +15
It’s like I’ve seen this film before…
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Gumbi_Digital Apr 19, 2026 +16
Markets open tomorrow!
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I_Pet_Doggos Apr 19, 2026 +13
I just got back home after being gone on a 3 week work trip. I didn’t really watch the news at all while being gone. I am actually shocked at how it’s the exact same headlines as it was before I left on 3/29
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wbruce098 Apr 19, 2026 +33
Gas prices near me are down 10¢ from last week (still over $1 more than before trump started another forever war) so his investor buddies are probably freaking out.
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bigjimbay Apr 19, 2026 +8180
Are we stuck in a groundhog day loop? We already did this bullshit let's skip to the next part where Trump tucks and tail and goes home
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tartare4562 Apr 19, 2026 +1049
Groundhog week: Wednesday: we had great talks, tremendous people, deal is done. Friday: they must do what I say Saturday: do it now or else! Sunday: REPENT FOR I SHALL END THE WORLD Tuesday: taco special
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Steffnov Apr 19, 2026 +367
Don't forget Thursday, when Iran says they have no idea where any notion of talks are coming from
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cadrina Apr 19, 2026 +94
And Monday, Vance has to run away from some imaginary peace talk.
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Shiriru00 Apr 19, 2026 +50
Iran is caught in the strangest bar fight, watching puzzled from the sideline as their adversary is rolling on the floor trying to put himself into a chokehold.
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Mr_Doubtful Apr 19, 2026 +28
You forgot the 2 week extension in there.
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tartare4562 Apr 19, 2026 +15
That's included with the taco special
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I_Heart_Money Apr 19, 2026 +32
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pessimistkonsulenten Apr 19, 2026 +1012
Trump is stuck, we're just watching.
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Agitated-Wishbone259 Apr 19, 2026 +877
There is suppose to be an entire f****** Congress to avoid this shit.
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zombiekoalas Apr 19, 2026 +361
Calling it now, they'll suddenly begin to find their spines after the midterms.  They dont want to risk divorcing from maga until its clear maga alone cant keep them in power anymore.
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FrustratedPCBuild Apr 19, 2026 +303
We all know we’re going to be treated to dozens of memoirs in the next few years from GOP reps saying ‘we knew Trump was a dangerous moron but ’.
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Bobcat-Stock Apr 19, 2026 +180
“We knew Trump was so dangerous, but we were so hell bent on bringing on the rapture that we figured Trump was our best and only chance to force God’s hand into it.”
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foxsweater Apr 19, 2026 +27
“If we just LARP ending the world hard enough, the prophecy will totally come true”
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NateTheRoofer Apr 19, 2026 +85
No. When Trump is gone they will all blatantly lie and just say “I was always against him”.
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HCJohnson Apr 19, 2026 +62
Or just completely rewrite/whitewash it like they've done for Jan 6th and those patriotic, peaceful, tourist.
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YouJabroni44 Apr 19, 2026 +17
And people will just act like their inaction was completely okay.
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Claudius-is-my-cat Apr 19, 2026 +52
My guess if/when they lose the midterms is that they will go balls to the wall to f*** up the country as much as they possibly can. That way they can blame the "demon-rats" for not fixing everything right away and get back in power in 2028. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Realitype Apr 19, 2026 +8
Trump will still be president until 2028, so they won’t be able to do that. Most people don’t really give a shit who’s in Congress, they will always blame the president anyway, for better or worse.
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Seanspeed Apr 19, 2026 +155
Congress are representatives. And whether we like it or not, Republican congressmen are simply doing their job of representing their voters, who still overwhelmingly support Trump at the end of the day. In other words, it's not Congress, it's the American people. It's Republican voters. Until these people start to turn on Trump in more significant numbers, their reps in Congress are going to stand by Trump. Similarly, the American people could have simply come out and voted for Kamala to ensure none of this ever happened in the first place.
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czmax Apr 19, 2026 +63
^ this. the blame lies on us. the folks that vote for republicans mostly and in the folks that didn’t vote. if we want better we had better get off the couch and fight for it.
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czmax Apr 19, 2026 +17
perhaps he is like a goldfish and doesn’t remember he already made these threats?
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WolfCola723 Apr 19, 2026 +9
It’s like some reverse White Bear Black Mirror episode. He gets to relive his crimes over and over but we have to suffer
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Gnom3y Apr 19, 2026 +142
The only negotiation tactic Trump knows is "threaten". It's the only one he's used in his entire life.
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timoumd Apr 19, 2026 +97
I mean it's worked...  He's president with a massive following and intense power, grifting billions.  It ain't broke for him...
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FrustratedPCBuild Apr 19, 2026 +57
That’s absolutely correct but it also means he has no plan B when it doesn’t work and it’s not working with Iran.
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ApesAPoppin237 Apr 19, 2026 +35
His goals are to make money on the market swings he's causing and to destabilize the US and NATO. His plan is working perfectly.
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Puzzleheaded_Knee_53 Apr 19, 2026 +14
He does not have a plan. His advisors TRY to nudge him in certain directions to benefit from it, but it's playing with hot coals, one wrong word and they lose that bridge to him. It's genuinely mad king theory, they were even too scared to tell him that the gifted shoes didn't fit, like cmon lmao
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Stargazer1701d Apr 19, 2026 +12
Bullies don't seem to know what to do with themselves when someone stands up to them. Canada's been holding the line against Trump quite nicely, too and the Trump admin isn't too happy about that, either.
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tuscy Apr 19, 2026 +23
Another ceasefire and “war won” incoming..
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AppearanceDizzy7006 Apr 19, 2026 +74
Alzheimer's disease
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shitposter1000 Apr 19, 2026 +72
Market manipulation.
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FuzzzWuzzz Apr 19, 2026 +23
And every time the violence pauses he will act like he brokered world peace.
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Bobcat-Stock Apr 19, 2026 +13
10 times now. They need to come up with a new award for him.
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Loop_Within_A_Loop Apr 19, 2026 +21
yeah, at this point, just spare us the histrionics and let him directly manipulate the stock market instead, that's what he actually cares about
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Ceftolozane Apr 19, 2026 +10
Came here to say this. It’s Sunday? Time to repeat the same threats before markets Open.
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Roselily808 Apr 19, 2026 +2903
Let me guess. Trump is going to give them a two week deadline. And by the time of the deadline he'll taco out.
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Minions-overlord Apr 19, 2026 +836
2 days, 2 weeks. He likes the number 2 because it's as high he can count before getting distracted
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IkeKaveladze Apr 19, 2026 +81
It really is "2 weeks". Every time the media asks him when he's going to roll something out he says 2 weeks. Because he knows he'll have us onto something else by then and forget
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filmguy36 Apr 19, 2026 +128
And he can closely relate to #2 lol
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mattgriz Apr 19, 2026 +39
Do you mean not being a w***** or being a piece of shit, because either works
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mattbladez Apr 19, 2026 +42
C. Because he shits his pants
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Chakra74 Apr 19, 2026 +45
The big problem is the real world logistics are going to catch up very very soon on all of this. He can't keep playing this game before jets start getting grounded and countries start shutting down factories due to lack of power generation.
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Roselily808 Apr 19, 2026 +35
Since about 40% of all fertilizer goes through the Strait of Hormuz, he (and the world) is also going to see a famine in many different parts of the world in about 3-4 months or so. The fertilizer shortage is also affecting American farming and will lead to failed crops and an incredible rise in the price of produce within the US in a few months.
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MalFido Apr 19, 2026 +3155
Can you imagine the outrage if any other head of state made these kinds of threats? Get. Him. Out. F******. Yesterday.
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pppiddypants Apr 19, 2026 +507
Impeach
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UPVOTE_IF_POOPING Apr 19, 2026 +355
That’s one way
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vedernamn Apr 19, 2026 +130
Is it though? Didn’t they impeach him twice already?
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Tyfereth Apr 19, 2026 +120
Without the votes lined up in the Senate to convict and remove Trump, Impeachment is useless.
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[deleted] Apr 19, 2026 +69
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ZachMN Apr 19, 2026 +23
It’s still important to show that we’re at least attempting to enforce the Constitution. Get the Republican Party on record defending the crimes their leader is committing.
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mayy_dayy Apr 19, 2026 +19
They have to impeach AND convict. So far no president has been convicted.
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BT9154 Apr 19, 2026 +39
And there is another way too...
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hooch Apr 19, 2026 +22
Requires the Senate to convict. Impeachment alone does nothing.
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iamnowundercover Apr 19, 2026 +124
Weekly “Imagine if Obama said this”
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gingerzombie2 Apr 19, 2026 +41
Hell, it's almost daily at this point.
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MaximumDepression17 Apr 19, 2026 +42
It isn't even almost. It's absolutely daily. Sometimes several times per day
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Any_Asparagus8267 Apr 19, 2026 +28
He's making the people who are supposed to care too much money via this blatant stock market manipulation, Nixon is in hell losing his mind knowing what trump is getting away with.
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overcatastrophe Apr 19, 2026 +101
Russia does it pretty frequently
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GreenLurka Apr 19, 2026 +45
And we mostly ignore them at this point
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LiquidPuzzle Apr 19, 2026 +16
That's what's going to happen here, too.
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Long_Crow_5659 Apr 19, 2026 +27
Removing Trump would have to follow a number of US government maneuvers.  The cabinet has to agree he is unfit under the 25th amendment, or the Congress will need to pass a number of impeachment votes.  The cabinet won't because removing the president would likely mean they will be fired too.  The Congress won't because the Republicans are afraid of their own voters.  Hang on until the midterm elections and hopefully a moderate Democrat doesn't wreck an impeachment effort. 
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pocketjacks Apr 19, 2026 +10
25th definitely won't happen because his cabinet won't get the pardons they need to keep them out of prison.
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Sayakai Apr 19, 2026 +29
Midterms won't mean a successful impeachment either. The senate threshold is too high. The dems would have to win, like, 19 or 20 of the 22 R seats up for reelection, and most of them are just really solid republican ones. Best you can hope for is a blue congress that can neuter most of Trumps insanity and hold the line until his term is up.
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wkavinsky Apr 19, 2026 +16
Except he's spent the last 18 months just ignoring congress and doing what he wants through executive orders already. What makes you think it would be different for a democratic held congress?
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manwhowasnthere Apr 19, 2026 +10
Because the republicans control both chambers by a slim majority, and have been refusing to wield their congressional powers to rein in Trumps policies. Most of what he has done has been done under the auspice of fake "emergencies", which Congress could declare invalid after thirty days. Every day the GOP chooses not to do that, and have literally redefined time to avoid even having to vote on it. These are powers the president is supposed to have in his pocket if the Russians came parachuting into California, or Mt. St. Helens erupts, and he's using them to enact economic stuff and culture war BS etc. Once democrats control even one chamber it's gridlock city, congressional hearings every day, and subpoenas for everybody. Which would be preferable to the runaway shit-train of the current situation
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douchequadbike Apr 19, 2026 +156
Sounds like a child making threats on the playground.
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Photo-70 Apr 19, 2026 +42
A child with nuclear weapons. A playground's worst nightmare
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ShakeZulla Apr 19, 2026 +559
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frakkintoaster Apr 19, 2026 +126
It’s called bigly super duper smart deal making, duh
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lijijil Apr 19, 2026 +31
It's only wrong when other countries do it
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MIT_Engineer Apr 19, 2026 +47
Not a war, of course, Congress has to approve of a war. This is a preemptive retaliatory de-escalation action.
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Red_V_Standing_By Apr 19, 2026 +56
He means terrorism.
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truupe Apr 19, 2026 +1515
Iran knows that Taco Tuesday is just two days away.
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Boognish84 Apr 19, 2026 +198
Iran are buying on the dip knowing that he'll chicken out and they'll sell
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steve_ample Apr 19, 2026 +81
So he's downgraded from wiping out an entire civilization.
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MaximumPepper123 Apr 19, 2026 +18
Threatening to blow up the whole country isn't much of a downgrade.
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wtg2989 Apr 19, 2026 +530
Here we are again
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box-o-locks Apr 19, 2026 +385
Can America please make this stop? I'm so bored of the daily headlines "Trump says..."
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Cheech47 Apr 19, 2026 +161
You and us both, my friend.
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box-o-locks Apr 19, 2026 +88
He's not even my president and what he says/does is regularly top new billing in our country. It's exhausting and usually a load of bollocks anyway.
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hcornea Apr 19, 2026 +278
Apparently it’s everyone but Trump that remembers the strait was open right up until he attacked Iran. Has America had enough of this yet?  Because the rest of us certainly have.
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Soangry75 Apr 19, 2026 +91
I had enough before it started, but too many of my idiot countrymen can't remember more than 4 years back
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Lurkingscorpion14 Apr 19, 2026 +41
Years? I don’t think many of them can even remember 4 weeks back
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domino519 Apr 19, 2026 +8
There's a significant portion of America that lives in an alternate reality where Trump is actively defeating all the evil globalists.
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Gadshill Apr 19, 2026 +133
Infrastructure Week is going well.
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jlkitty-16 Apr 19, 2026 +234
There was a deal in place already and Trump tore it up. This is how this whole mess started. Such a crazy f*****
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domino519 Apr 19, 2026 +24
He hated that Obama made the deal.
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contrarianaquarian Apr 19, 2026 +17
Insecure white man can't stand that a black man accomplished something — basically every headline since 2008
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NearABE Apr 19, 2026 +35
They ruined it by being agreeable.
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Unfair_Surprise_6022 Apr 19, 2026 +161
Groundhog Day. I preferred the Bill Murray version.
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Goku047 Apr 19, 2026 +32
Andy Samberg version was good too
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agha0013 Apr 19, 2026 +112
He already did that one last week. Guy needs new material.
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AppearanceDizzy7006 Apr 19, 2026 +27
Alzheimer's disease
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copyrider Apr 19, 2026 +117
“NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.” Oh, shit. I think he’s about to switch to his alternate personality, Commander Dumbfuck. Mr. Nice Guy, the convict and sexual predator who previously threatened to blow up an entire civilization, has taken a much needed day off to play golf. /s
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iloovehugecock Apr 19, 2026 +114
It’s so endlessly frustrating that the entire f****** planet, every country and all 7 billion human beings, have our entire future and prosperity tied up in the maniacal whims of this psychotic paedophile. Just think how much happier and more peaceful the entire planet would be if this one single human being wasn’t on it. And yet if I say what I really want to happen I get banned. I hate this f****** timeline.
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SkorpioSound Apr 19, 2026 +72
Trump is a truly terrible human being, but he's not solely responsible for this. He's a symptom of American society. He didn't just come from nowhere; Americans voted him into power. They knew what they'd get—they'd already had him once before—and they put him in charge again anyway. He's representative of the American people. I'll be glad when he's gone and I never have to hear from him again. But it's impossible for me to not hold America as a whole responsible for him.
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iloovehugecock Apr 19, 2026 +28
Trust me I feel the same. I work at a US college based in the UK and I can barely hide my disdain for the lot of them lol. Thankfully all the Americans I work with are as disgusted by him as I am, but we do get a worrying amount of students coming over who adore Trump. I make sure they get a second class service whenever I have to deal with those cunts though. We once had a student show up to enrolment in a MAGA hat and I flat out told him if he wants to register he can take that stupid hat off. That shit might fly in America but here in the U.K. we have no issue saying you look like a f****** bell end.
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-Knul- Apr 19, 2026 +6
One thing his regime has made clear: the rest of the world should not allow the U.S. to be this powerful.
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brokeboipobre Apr 19, 2026 +72
Time for the next dump and pump of the stock market. Barron already bought his puts.
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xitizen7 Apr 19, 2026 +22
I can't decided if — the folks around him have learned how to make money from his illness or He is intentionally manipulating the market The result is the same for their wallets and the world 
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Legion1117 Apr 19, 2026 +10
>the folks around him have learned how to make money from his illness or >He is intentionally manipulating the market Both are likely true.
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yubsnubs Apr 19, 2026 +26
It's absolutely fantastic how the rest of the world has started calling his bluff.
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jj4379 Apr 19, 2026 +23
Well, day by day he sounds more like a terrorist. How ironic.
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davyp82 Apr 19, 2026 +40
Has this loser not shat himself to death yet? 
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purgruv Apr 19, 2026 +17
“Nope, I don’t believe you” - Iran, probably
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Toasted_Waffle99 Apr 19, 2026 +15
He’s just pumping and dumping for Barron
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lumberjack_jeff Apr 19, 2026 +15
He's not talking to Iran. He's talking to his lobotomized followers.
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snower88 Apr 19, 2026 +29
His Brain is so puny, it degenerated into non-existence
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Glum-Breadfruit-6421 Apr 19, 2026 +27
Uhm, not sure but should the President of Peace be making these kind of threats? Doesn’t sound very peaceful to me. 🤷‍♂️
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Jwerth1 Apr 19, 2026 +31
Don't forget that "Christians" support this man.
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Somaimonay Apr 19, 2026 +13
Nobel peace prize aspirant and Fifa peace prize w***** everybody.
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ChartMurky2588 Apr 19, 2026 +26
Quiet, piggy.
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FabulousCallsIAnswer Apr 19, 2026 +11
Ahhh, the weekend tantrum threats of global annihilation. Just like clockwork.
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Ill_Consequence1755 Apr 19, 2026 +10
So now we’re just living through a mash up of Idocracy and Groundhog Day. Lovely.
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largelawattorney Apr 19, 2026 +10
What does that have to do with releasing the Epstein files?
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SalemsTrials Apr 19, 2026 +10
dear earth, i’m so sorry. sincerely, an american
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No-Shock4548 Apr 19, 2026 +7
Taco Tuesday is tight around the corner
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aquagardener Apr 19, 2026 +9
Is it market manipulation day? Is it already another day that ends in "y"?
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Not_Sure__Camacho Apr 19, 2026 +9
Baron ready to make more insider trades....
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zoopz Apr 19, 2026 +8
God damnit. How this man ever got people to listen to him anywhere says so much about our society as a whole. Hes the dumbest and most vile sack of shit I have ever heard of.
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ryu417 Apr 19, 2026 +8
The diplomatic foreign policy of a 5 year old.
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elkruegs Apr 19, 2026 +7
We need a new government and fast. These idiots are starting wars for profit. With no plan. Racist, fascist, and stupid.
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Falophle88 Apr 19, 2026 +9
Impeach. This mother f*****. Now. Im so sick of hearing about him and our country not doing a god damn thing.
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RSwordsman Apr 19, 2026 +31
The administration that's so pro-peace he's only threatened to nuke people like two or three times that I'm aware of, this term at least. EDIT: I just saw the part where they quoted him as saying "No more Mr. Nice Guy!" He has never been nice in his godforsaken life.
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Boatster_McBoat Apr 19, 2026 +7
I like tacos. I really don't need them associated with this shitstain
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Longjumping_One5461 Apr 19, 2026 +6
Just release the unredacted Pedo-files.
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Bakedfresh420 Apr 19, 2026 +7
Why’d he blow up the deal last time? It was the best deal, everyone said, the Iranian leaders came to him, tears in their eyes, they said sir, they don’t speak English, I don’t speak their language, I could though if I wanted to, but I don’t have to because we made a deal, they said sir we want to make a deal and I said ok because everyone needs oil and even though we have plenty of our own, such great oil, American oil, we love oil don’t we but they have their oil too and they said ok Mr Trump we’ll open the strait for you
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osasuna Apr 20, 2026 +7
Get ready to have some sort of a timeline, then when it gets right up to it, hundreds of very rich people will buy some related stock right before an announcement that he’s not actually bombing the country, and the stock will surge, and they’ll sell and make billions. It’s called insider trading and it’s what happens illegally every single time he makes one of these announcements
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