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For Sale Mar 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM

Trump tells Republicans to pass voting law 'for Jesus'

Posted by jrsinhbca

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-tells-republicans-pass-voting-law-for-jesus-2026-03-23/
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MiddleAgedSponger Mar 23, 2026 +122
Jesus was a brown skinned socialist from the middle east, Trump would be bombing him and his family if they were alive today.
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No-Mousse756 Mar 23, 2026 +30
And a political refugee for part of his life. Ice would have made King Herod look like a clown.
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Northern_Ice_2501 Mar 23, 2026 +16
With a beard. Hegseth will have him prove his religious exemption.
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Qu4r4nt1n3r Mar 23, 2026 +8
An asylee. He thinks all asylums are mental health related. Basically DHS is Arkham.
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bthompson04 Mar 24, 2026 +1
Mate, MAGA worships [Supply Side Jesus](https://imgur.com/gallery/gospel-of-supply-side-jesus-bCqRp).
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Three_Froggy_Problem Mar 23, 2026 +1
If Jesus were alive today and a public figure, the entire right wing Christian establishment would be villainizing him and insulting him like they do with figures like Malala or Greta Thunberg.
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motohaas Mar 24, 2026 +1
But raping his kids
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PatronSaintOfCunts Mar 23, 2026 +76
If you believe Jesus supports a pedophile’s agenda, you are not a Christian
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Intelligent_Teach247 Mar 23, 2026 +25
Most Christians support this pedo’s agenda though. And Christians are pondering why the faith in Jesus is in decline
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La-Boheme-1896 Mar 23, 2026 +19
American Evangelicals support it. Plenty of other Christian denominations do not.
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recess_chemist Mar 23, 2026 +15
I agree but they need to speak up pretty quick because they are not representing their faith any better than Evangelicals if they don't.
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Cobra-Lalalalalalala Mar 23, 2026 +6
James Talarico has entered the chat.
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ObligationOk9072 Mar 24, 2026 +1
Episcopalians have entered the chat.
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Intelligent_Teach247 Mar 23, 2026 +5
That sounds like the same argument that only 1/3 voted for Trump and they don’t represent the majority of the US. Well, they do because your system allows Trump to win. Because 1/3 people in the US didn’t care and sat back. The same goes with Christians. No one cares which factions you are because it looks all the same to us.
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USA46Q Mar 23, 2026 +2
Those people aren't Christians... they're assholes.
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notie547 Mar 24, 2026 +1
to be fair to Christianity, Mary was like 12-15 years old so it all tracks...lol
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55F13Corless Mar 24, 2026 +1
I'm calling you out on your Mary's age nonsense, its a total lie. There is no scriptural basis for your claim.
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CouchCorrespondent Mar 23, 2026 +24
Put this in the "Antichrist Quotes" folder...
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TheSaltyAstronaut Mar 24, 2026 +1
This guy needs to update the site: [https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)
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Actual__Wizard Mar 23, 2026 +1
From the view that is provided by the religious text, that's correct. Obviously the view from history is the polar opposite as there was a bunch of stuff going on like a coup, that kind of changes everything. I don't know about you, but I don't consider people who participate in a coup to be "good by default." You need to "know the whole story."
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Tokie-Dokie Mar 23, 2026 +9
He’s so incredibly transparent and his cult followers are so maddeningly stupid.
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creddittor216 Mar 23, 2026 +16
When you combine religion and politics, disagreements become heresy. There’s a reason we separated the two in the first place
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thinpile Mar 23, 2026 +8
He died for our voting rights ya know...
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Historical_Bend_2629 Mar 23, 2026 +9
Trump supporters that call themselves Christians are lost. Missed the whole f****** message.
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GarbageCG Mar 23, 2026 +7
Oh so he's desperate desperate
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kingsumo_1 Mar 23, 2026 +5
There are *a lot* of people that run a very real (if improbable) risk of going to prison if he loses power. And if the Dems take both the House and the Senate, it puts a real crimp in his going for a third term.
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geoffvro Mar 23, 2026 +7
Another one for the what Jesus would not do list
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CarltonCatalina Mar 23, 2026 +6
He doesn't even know who Jesus was.
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Intelligent_Teach247 Mar 23, 2026 +4
He does when he looks himself in the mirror. At least MAGAs say so
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ArcBounds Mar 23, 2026 +9
Because when I read the gospel, Jesus' main message is voting laws. 
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soraku392 Mar 23, 2026 +4
He's trying to use buzzwords on his idiot cult
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Ugh-screen-name Mar 23, 2026 +3
Do not take the name of God in vain!
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FantasticBicycle37 Mar 23, 2026 +3
How many maga women have a passport
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Smedley_Beamish Mar 23, 2026 +3
Trump's pandering to the Evangelical Christo-Fascists End-Timers is not only unAmerican but dangerous.
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mechabeast Mar 24, 2026 +1
Conservatives deported Jesus.
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starfleethastanks Mar 23, 2026 +8
Christianity is evil!
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Spam_Hand Mar 23, 2026 +9
Religion as a whole is a plague on society at this stage. We have made discoveries through science that render most religious beliefs obsolete.
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bootlegvader Mar 23, 2026 +2
I hardly take Trump as a voice for Christianity.
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starfleethastanks Mar 24, 2026 +1
Well, he's certainly got the majority of church-goers firmly on his side. You're the one misinterpreting the Bible.
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Jolly-Database4204 Mar 23, 2026 +2
IIRC Jesus advised us that certain individuals whose ilk are featured extensively in the EF would do best to go tombstoning while tethered to a 100 KG rock. Matthew 18:6
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Zedditron Mar 23, 2026 +2
Disenfranchise millions of Americans... like Jesus would want?
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incide666 Mar 23, 2026 +2
What? Aeriously. What the f***? Like, f****** what? What?
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Wolfman01a Mar 23, 2026 +2
Jesus has no interest in disenfranchising millions.
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akaelmedio Mar 24, 2026 +1
Jesus was seen running to the bathroom with one hand covering his mouth.
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CelticSith Mar 24, 2026 +1
Thankfully we all still saw what he was cursing, cause of the hole
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ITSA-GONGSHOW Mar 24, 2026 +1
Appealing to faith and conflating it with patriotism is gonna lead to a really bad place.
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MalevolentTapir Mar 24, 2026 +1
Never really understood how American evangelicals rationalize the blatant falsity and self-interest of their leader's "faith"?
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bigly911 Mar 24, 2026 +1
Donald Jesus Trump. The messiah in chief.
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jrsinhbca Mar 24, 2026 +1
The false prophet of profits.
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rvretiredlife Mar 24, 2026 +1
Trump only hand picks the parts of religion that fits his needs. He forgets that Jesus was about giving and sharing and loving one other, to help those less fortunate. None of which Trump does - instead he takes, steals, blackmails, lies is a pedo..the list goes on Trump doesn't care about religion unless it gets him votes. I don't support the cramming of religion from government, whether State or Federal in to my life. Keep Religion out of government!
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OkSir7411 Mar 24, 2026 +1
Yea, I remember when Jesus said people should vote to impose their values on others, take their money, and spend it on killing kids a world away.  Yea, I remember that. 
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Wakeup_And_Piss Mar 24, 2026 +1
He's such a psychopath
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Aggravatingbrah Mar 24, 2026 +1
Shouldn’t a lightning bolt like randomly hit him on a golf course for this kinda blasphemy?
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jrsinhbca Mar 24, 2026 +1
Based on my reading if Revelation, that may happen in the summer of 2028.
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AceofKnaves44 Mar 23, 2026 +1
He’s never going to get the votes he needs by insisting they sink the filibuster with this. That’s insane. If he dropped that and just made it an anti-voting bill AND an anti-trans bill every Republican would vote for it. I think it’ll eventually pass but he’ll need to drop the filibuster component.
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Shiftymennoknight Mar 23, 2026 +1
Don't f*** with the Jesus
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rvretiredlife Mar 24, 2026 +1
Let's force religion into our lives. Our schools and our military, while not mentioning priest have been molesting young boys for decades.
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mikeysce Mar 24, 2026 +1
Subtle!!!
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TheAardsnark Mar 24, 2026 +1
I read in Two Corinthians that JC is bigly in favor of this bill. 
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whichwitch9 Mar 24, 2026 +1
Jesus was doing the opposite of disenfranchising people.... Trump's still just trying to be the golden calf.
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ImpressiveMethod8624 Mar 24, 2026 +1
This is hilarious, Jesus was a Palestinian. trump and the cons have sided with the non believers who killed him. Now they are trying to finish the job with the last of the Palestinians and turn their land into a travelers paradise for the wealthy.
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BaconISgoodSOGOOD Mar 24, 2026 +1
Chances DJT is golfing Easter break despite possessing the gall to tell crony GOPers to work through Easter to try getting this law passed?
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User4C4C4C Mar 24, 2026 +1
“I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires” —Susan B. Anthony
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mytthewstew Mar 24, 2026 +1
There is no way Republicans would let Jesus vote.
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Key-Incident6020 Mar 24, 2026 +1
All religion is a scam. Talk to a wall if you think otherwise. I will listen on one condition: the orange clown gets a new hole in his neck (Sponsored by Charlie Kirk and Lumber Liquidators).
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fowlraul Mar 23, 2026
Maybe give geebzuz a vote then pussies
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