His favourite expression is "two to three weeks" he says this about everything.
708
xynith116Apr 2, 2026
+267
His voters can’t think ahead to next week.
267
JoannaCuppaApr 2, 2026
+90
You could have stopped after the first four words, to be honest.
90
CamRothApr 2, 2026
+22
The main thing the past decade has confirmed for me is that MOST people cannot see past the end of their nose or past tomorrow.
22
xynith116Apr 2, 2026
+7
Most people can’t see past their wallet and when they find it empty, they wonder why we’re not doing more to stop [*insert minority of choice here*] from stealing from them.
7
HarithBKApr 2, 2026
+2
Peoples financial situation has told me that for years.
2
ChadThunderDownUnderApr 2, 2026
+6
They’re still trying to get object permanence down
6
backpackerTWApr 2, 2026
+16
MAGA supporters’ memory span
16
Fabricati_Diem_PvnApr 2, 2026
+21
Remember that healthcare plan?
21
sargsauceApr 2, 2026
+14
Bro, we're getting an end to the war, tariff checks, *and* full and complete healthcare in 2 weeks from now? Sign me the f*** up!
14
fangelo2Apr 2, 2026
+6
Like the sign in the bar. Free beer tomorrow
6
sargsauceApr 2, 2026
+6
I seem to recall being told there would be a taco truck on every corner. I'm still waiting.
6
AhBee1Apr 2, 2026
+2
Best we can do is close hospitals.
2
fxdc1991Apr 2, 2026
+9
It’s because his dementia riddled brain replays the memory of Epstein saying he’s lined up a Child and they’ll be ready in 2-3 weeks
9
EntuakaApr 2, 2026
+11
Thats because he's agile, he will do it next sprint.
11
RaintitanApr 2, 2026
+3
Made me smile. The reality is probably Kanban craziness.
3
NetZeroSunApr 2, 2026
+2
I think fragile more then agile.
2
idiom_exon_0sApr 2, 2026
+14
Close enough that you’re interested. Far enough to find a way out.
14
Poverty_ShoesApr 2, 2026
+4
I’m also shitty at my job and do the same thing, promise a deliverable in 2-3 weeks then hope everybody else forgets by the time I don’t come through. Also neither of us should be president, we have that in common too.
4
SupadupaslothApr 2, 2026
+3
Can’t remember promises he makes 2-3 weeks ago
3
JeffzieApr 2, 2026
+6
I think he's just flooding the headlines with shit tbh, who remembers anything he said 2-3 weeks ago when there's a fresh steaming pile of "breaking news" every single day?
6
sylpher250Apr 2, 2026
+3
Waiting period for the bribe to clear
3
digidave1Apr 2, 2026
+2
'Don't worry 13 year old girl. You'll be off this island in two or three weeks'.
2
InterstellarRedditApr 2, 2026
+212
Did anyone notice he basically said “we completed the project on time and on schedule but we need 2-3 more weeks to complete the project”
212
slinkybootsApr 2, 2026
+50
art of the deal
50
whatproblemsApr 2, 2026
+12
for the third time
12
Everythings_MagicApr 2, 2026
+4
Now you see why his businesses go bankrupt.
4
GodOfBoy8Apr 2, 2026
+3
Desperately throwing all he can for a hail Mary distraction from the Epstein files. Those files must be BAD bad
3
backpackerTWApr 2, 2026
+518
By the guy who literally just said he won the war.
518
PresidentKraznovApr 2, 2026
+144
What happened to "winding down over the next 2 weeks" Oh, that was the wording BEFORE his friend's S$P calls expired today, never mind.
144
MiserableTennis6546Apr 2, 2026
+9
Israel said no. They've been using their plans for a while now. They have none of their own.
9
Traditional_Club_820Apr 2, 2026
+26
Can someone convince trump that him funding nasa and being the new Kennedy would give him a great legacy?
26
PresidentKraznovApr 2, 2026
+39
In his "mind" that just means renaming shit from Kennedy to Trump. Next up, "Trump Space Center." Brought to you by NASA budget cuts and doubling military spending so we can double the cost of gas and oil globally and then walk away.
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Sil369Apr 2, 2026
+3
rename the moon too
3
slinkybootsApr 2, 2026
+10
didn't realize that the moon could go bankrupt
10
PresidentKraznovApr 2, 2026
+2
The one objective he's good at.
2
NovarisLightApr 2, 2026
+3
"war"
3
Poverty_ShoesApr 2, 2026
+2
Their military was completely destroyed two weeks ago, and their nuclear capabilities were completely destroyed last June. Apparently we’re just bombing random civilians now?
2
climxApr 2, 2026
+3
Im tired of new news articles coming out every time Trump says something. He’s an extremely unserious person and his words mean nothing.
3
redyellowblue5031Apr 2, 2026
+3
From the guy who said it’s [fake news](https://www.whitehouse.gov/releases/2025/06/irans-nuclear-facilities-have-been-obliterated-and-suggestions-otherwise-are-fake-news/) to suggest Iran nuclear facilities weren’t in fact “obliterated” last year.
3
RdiegoApr 2, 2026
+130
Im just glad this wasn’t “boots on the ground” announcement
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Bass_MNApr 2, 2026
+132
It wasnt Friday at 5pm either.
132
Lord_Vesuvius2020Apr 2, 2026
+49
It can be earlier this week because markets are closed on Friday.
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Bass_MNApr 2, 2026
+10
Ah shit. Totally forgot. Ha
Still wouldn't surprise me if something escalates this weekend too. Easter, "for Jesus", and all that.
10
HarEr89Apr 2, 2026
+9
"Invasion of Kharg Island for Jesus" 😂
9
jazir55Apr 2, 2026
+8
"It's what Jesus would have wanted" - Pete Hegseth
8
Calm_OpportunistApr 2, 2026
+89
This seems like the precursor to justifying that.
89
THALANDMANApr 2, 2026
+25
He’s never going to go on air during prime time and announce something he knows is unpopular. It’ll just happen and you’ll read about it on AP/Reuters and he’ll call it fake news
25
frozenpissgloveApr 2, 2026
+15
That is exactly what I expected. I’m happy I was wrong, but this was equally as stupid but in a different way.
15
HarEr89Apr 2, 2026
+16
Trump won't announce that before it happens.
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Thoryamaha919Apr 2, 2026
+12
Like he would even announce that. Coming from the guy who said “we won” on the first day the “excursion”.
12
ThermosphericRahApr 2, 2026
+6
Can we all admit that he meant to say incursion but messed up and just ran with excursion this whole time?
6
heemsterApr 2, 2026
+5
I felt like this was him soft launching/implying. He likes weekend “surprises”
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OhSillyDaysApr 2, 2026
+6
Pretty much was.
Trump has 2 options, heavily descalate or escalate. There is no 3rd option.
His address said escalation. So we escalate. Meaning boots on the ground. Two options are Iran coast or Kharg island. I'd put money on kharg island.
6
rabidstoatApr 2, 2026
+3
3rd option is that all those hamburgers catch up to him.
3
JgusdaddyApr 2, 2026
+3
That’s always on the weekend so his people can get in on the after market action.
3
snakeayezApr 2, 2026
+3
Give him a couple of days
3
AnyalesApr 2, 2026
+2
It was a nothing statement I thought, probably got watered down from whatever the original plan was.
2
HarEr89Apr 2, 2026
+2
Even for Trump it would be really stupid to announce that in advance. The strait is still closed and no deal with Iran in sight. Boots on the ground will come in the coming days.
2
SlacklusterApr 2, 2026
+22
They are completely destroyed but they were already completely destroyed the last time we bombed them but now we are going to keep hitting them hard anyway, and it would be easy to to protect the strait now but we are going to leave, and we did this for our national security so we didn't include anyone else in planning but we expect everyone else to clean up and we demand that trump be awarded the peace price for ending the war that he started.
22
mitrnicoApr 2, 2026
+85
It will be an interesting watch when the USA tries to regain some of its global standing in future.
85
hitch44Apr 2, 2026
+39
The empire is dead. Even if they elect Marcus Aurelius, no sane country will treat the US as anything but a rogue state.
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GoldandBlueApr 2, 2026
+53
I think most countries would be more than happy to work with the US again. The problem is, what is the point? Any progress, any deals, any relationships will be blown up the next time the GOP takes office again.
53
blacksheep_1001Apr 2, 2026
+10
Yeah, unless they can curb the greedy cowards and extremists known as the republicans and maga morons. Though I seriously doubt they'd be even slapped on the wrist for literally being traitors to their own country.
10
hi-fen-n-numApr 2, 2026
+19
> I think most countries would be more than happy to work with the US again.
New and better trade agreements have been made with the other 'super' powers and middle powers. There are still deals outside of Trump presidency that has caused diplomatic distrust in economic trade and security.
Look at that AUKUS deal between the USA, UK and Australia on paying to 'maybe' get some submarines in X years. That was outside his Presidency and is in major doubt with any US gov if the US will make good on their not obligations.
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SpelunkieApr 2, 2026
+9
With the shenanigans they've made with Switzerland's money regarding Patriots and F-35s, it's not just "major doubt" anymore.
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hi-fen-n-numApr 3, 2026
+2
Just read about that yesterday, payments are going to stop until a hard date is given. Interesting stuff.
2
ThePirateKing01Apr 2, 2026
+3
Well, if power does shift, a very harsh retaliation would help smooth over some nerves
A man can dream
3
kroddersApr 2, 2026
+2
No, I think that ship has sailed sadly. Two Trump terms, and the second one is crazier than the first.
World leaders want stability. Not insanity. And it could happen every four years
2
Illustrious-Job-6390Apr 2, 2026
+29
Old man needs to push lots of buttons. Buttons go boom. I go boom in my pants.
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ajctravelerApr 2, 2026
+17
Going boom in his pants is literally the only thing he's good at.
17
Logical-Inside-4235Apr 2, 2026
+44
What I wouldn’t give for the world to stop paying attention to this “Dotard”. Zero ratings… zero anything.
This f*** needs to be ignored on the surface - fought internally.
F****** loser.
44
TheOsirisOfThisShit_Apr 2, 2026
+10
Trump is commander in chief of the largest military in the world. He has the legal authority to launch nuclear weapons entirely at his own discretion. Everyone is going to pay attention to him.
10
GatoLibreApr 2, 2026
+3
We somehow got him to finally STFU for 2 weeks after January 6th. We need more of that.
3
PolyanalyneApr 2, 2026
+22
Won the war -> gonna leave in 2 or 3 weeks -> gonna hit them hard in 2 or 3 weeks
???????
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xriddleApr 2, 2026
+8
Is America great again yet?
8
PizzaGoinOutComeOnApr 2, 2026
+9
Was america ever great? Or was it all a lie our textbooks and teachers told us?
9
munchyslacksApr 2, 2026
+40
I’ll never understand how his supporters can withstand the bullshit whiplash. They have to know that he blows smoke up their ass all of the time, but it’s like their brains reset when the new narrative comes out. You know damn well the last few days they’ve been going around repeating that we’ve won the war and the mission was accomplished, but then they’ll tune in tonight and hear him say this shit and then completely forget what they’ve been yapping about the last few days. It’s like their minds get wiped clean and they don’t question it.
They know, right? Like some of them know he’s always full of shit but they don’t care. I don’t get it.
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DozingUnderTheSunApr 2, 2026
+25
As long as he’s “on their side” and hurting the “other side” they don’t care what he does.
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slinkybootsApr 2, 2026
+15
There's also the face saving - like deep down they may know that they made a mistake but they committed so hard to their support that if they admit it now their whole sense of self comes crumbling down
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NostalgicReliefApr 2, 2026
+2
Yep, sunk cost fallacy. They’re in too deep to give up.
2
ChuisqueApr 2, 2026
+9
Vranyo (враньё) is a Russian term for a form of institutionalized lying where a speaker tells a falsehood, and the listener knows it is false, yet both act as if it were true. Unlike a direct lie, vranyo is a performance, cultural mechanism, or collective pretense used to maintain appearances and avoid accountability, often in bureaucratic or political contexts.
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Neither-Sale-4132Apr 2, 2026
+2
It's 1984 "twothought" in real wolrd.
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ThermosphericRahApr 2, 2026
+8
Please stop saying decimated. He said it the likes of which no one has ever seen before.
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008ZuluApr 2, 2026
+3
Trump has never said anything that has caused people to read the dictionary to decipher what he has just said.
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PizzaGoinOutComeOnApr 2, 2026
+5
Decimated
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LetoustApr 2, 2026
+3
He obviously doesn’t know what the word means…
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MalodorousNutsackApr 2, 2026
+2
The other day he used "decapitated" and someone on here commented that he must've borrowed it from Hegseth because he thought it sounded cool. I suspect this is the same
2
Hawtdawgz_4Apr 2, 2026
+8
The chances of something happening after US markets close for the long weekend are HIGH.
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cleverinspiringnameApr 2, 2026
+6
Man that guy sucks at war.
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PizzaGoinOutComeOnApr 2, 2026
+3
For the last time. It’s not a war. It’s an excursion.
3
zebrasareneatApr 2, 2026
+15
Hey Americans, maybe you can try having another one of your useless one day only "protests" that happen once every few months. That'll really send a message. /s
You all need to seriously actually f****** do something, patting yourself on the back for a protest that they just have to ignore for 15 hours does f*** all. You're all responsible for this shit, not just republicans.
15
Villag3IdiotApr 2, 2026
+3
Americans won't do shit because they don't want to lose their job and health care.
It'll take complete economic collapse before they go do something.
3
irrealewunscheApr 2, 2026
+2
But but but 9million people showed up!
2
Old_Channel44Apr 2, 2026
+3
Was really hoping to hear about helping out Americans and lower prices and lowering healthcare costs. Great. We are collectively all pitching in to buy weapons again
3
dnight22Apr 2, 2026
+4
And here is the daily stock market manipulation presented to you by a child rapist
4
Mike-SBAApr 2, 2026
+8
Hitler would have succeeded if Trump had control of the Allied forces !
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Life-is-beautiful-Apr 2, 2026
+3
He is still not "feeling it in his bones"
3
SweatytubesockApr 2, 2026
+3
Hard, but not nearly as hard as he hit 12 year old girls.
3
swagonflyyyyApr 2, 2026
+3
Jesus f****** Christ this dude is running in circles like a hamster wheel simply because of his inability to admit he's wrong, now he's stuck in a death spiral because he doesn't know what to do.
3
krldrummerboyApr 2, 2026
+3
but he'll hit American's retirement savings the hardest of all
3
FullySent707Apr 2, 2026
+3
Well ain’t this place just a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
3
DullFaithlessness82Apr 2, 2026
+3
Funny wasn't it just we were negotiating? His pedo buddies must not be done ransacking America's stock market and plunging the country further into the whole.
3
No_Zombie2021Apr 2, 2026
+3
Why are Americans allowing this to go on? 8 million for ”No Kings”? It should have been 80.
3
bleucurveApr 2, 2026
+6
As hard as he hit the 13 year old girl who bit his tiny penisnhe he forced on her or harder?
6
WetFinsFineApr 2, 2026
+4
has he stopped talking yet ??
4
No_Monk_4477Apr 2, 2026
+4
How many bots you reckon swarm in the comments?
4
xdr567Apr 2, 2026
+11
People who egged him on and are still egging him on need to be dealt with harshly and immediately. No kid gloves.
11
bdh2067Apr 2, 2026
+11
Maybe we can send them to Tehran as reparations. “Sorry we killed your kids but here’s the idiots who thought it a good idea”
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xdr567Apr 2, 2026
+1
Enough of wishful thinking. Its time for real action.
1
HarEr89Apr 2, 2026
+2
The chances are high that a ground attack will start on the long coming weekend when US markets are closed for 3 days and European markets are even closed for 4 days.
2
OmgaspiderApr 2, 2026
+2
I couldn't possibly hate something more than this turd.
2
Yaruo0310Apr 2, 2026
+2
Now is the time for the G6 and the Eastern bloc to join forces and defeat the United States.
2
FAx32Apr 2, 2026
+2
He looked feeble. Low energy whining.
2
PanneKoppApr 2, 2026
+2
5 years old never learned any limits
2
Texden29Apr 2, 2026
+2
He’s been threatening that for weeks now. Clearly Iran isn’t that concerned. He can’t bluff/bully his way out of this one.
2
BuddhaLennonApr 2, 2026
+2
Why would he do this when the war is over and he’s already won?
2
tanbyteApr 2, 2026
+2
So tired of this bs
2
bishpaApr 2, 2026
+2
He plainly has no idea what he’s doing.
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DarkMagician-999Apr 2, 2026
+2
So no real point in the address the nation , should just written in his Truth Social about this and saved time
2
DonutsOnTheWallApr 2, 2026
+2
Ok here is the plan. He will bomb every oil thing he can. This will start super inflation all over the world. This will get him out of the US debt. As a bonus, he pleases his dear friend Putin since Putin has a lot of oil that will be worth more.
2
HettySwollocksApr 2, 2026
+2
This should be an accelerant towards renewables
2
MommersHeartApr 2, 2026
+2
The US double-tapped a girls school and killed 165 children.
And then hit them again when rescue workers and parents were digging the bodies out.
2
Upstairs_Eagle_4780Apr 2, 2026
+2
It's like the FIFA Peace Prize meant nothing.
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TreeEven2890Apr 2, 2026
+2
It would probably have been better if he just invaded Greenland instead
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bizzybaker2Apr 2, 2026
+6
I know what you mean, but I am sure the Greenlandic people and Danes would not want this. And f*** him if he tries it on my own country 🇨🇦 too....he can pry it out of our cold maple syrup sticky hands....
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bgzlvsdmbApr 2, 2026
+2
#THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES RAPED AND MURDERED CHILDREN!!!
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[deleted]Apr 2, 2026
+1
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FuldOrale999Apr 2, 2026
+1
Didn't they win the moment it started?
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[deleted]Apr 2, 2026
+1
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BrofessorFarnsworthApr 2, 2026
+1
Whatever. Where are the Epstein files?
1
cucci_mane1Apr 2, 2026
+1
Even his hard core supporters are against this stupid war. He's making k shaped economy and inflation even worse with spiking oil prices which will trigger recession.
What a dummy. Too much ego, too little brain. And zero self discipline.
At this rate Republicans will lose both house and senate. And he will be impeached and convicted.
1
GladWarthog1045Apr 2, 2026
+1
The sunk cost fallacy seems about right for a guy that bankrupted casinos
1
IIIllIIlllIlIIApr 2, 2026
+1
My bet: he’s going to use a nuke in an attempt to make it better. But it’s going to make it worse.
1
Grogon2Apr 2, 2026
+2
But if he nukes then he distracts from all the other distracting going on
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IIIllIIlllIlIIApr 2, 2026
+2
Then he’ll need to distract from the nukes.
Reminds me of the lady who swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
2
CobblerMoney9605Apr 2, 2026
+1
Didn't he threaten that yesterday?
Or was it the day before?
1
Bobobo-bobobo-bo-boApr 2, 2026
+1
So what’s stopping him from launching a nuke? Nothing, right? Maybe I’m just paranoid (truly impossible to tell what’s reasonable and what’s paranoid with fears about this idiot child in charge) but it’s starting to feel vaguely inevitable if he serves his full term.
1
Alps_UsefulApr 2, 2026
+1
Make your mind up ffs
1
markt-Apr 2, 2026
+1
Oh, I think just this morning it was 1 to 2 weeks. It’s already up to 2 to 3?
1
tht1guy63Apr 2, 2026
+1
Dude is flip flopping so hard on everything. Is this the plan confuse even his own nation whats going on in hopes of a good outcome?
1
Initial_EApr 2, 2026
+1
It’s like he can’t admit he lost.
1
welfaremofoApr 2, 2026
+1
I guess the fury wasn’t epic enough. Operation epic fury 2: epic-er fury
1
DahmememachineApr 2, 2026
+1
Classic, yesterday it was “we will be out of iran in 1-2 weeks” now he is gonna hit iran for 2-3 weeks, thought we had “won” and regime change happened ? We are gonna be perpetually at 2-3 weeks.
Are we gonna keep changing regimes babushka doll style ?
1
NullAnvoydApr 2, 2026
+1
This stupid f*** is just flapping his gums agains because he knows tje markets close early. F*** him and the billionaire sacks of shit he's servicing.
1
DonotusewhencoldApr 2, 2026
+1
What is f****** new with this child f*****. It’s the same old tape.
1
oglop121Apr 2, 2026
+1
And tomorrow he'll say the opposite again. How did he get anywhere near being in charge of an entire f****** country..
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