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News & Current Events Apr 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM

Trump threatens to hit Iran 'extremely hard' over next two to three weeks

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RyansKi Apr 2, 2026 +708
His favourite expression is "two to three weeks" he says this about everything.
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xynith116 Apr 2, 2026 +267
His voters can’t think ahead to next week.
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JoannaCuppa Apr 2, 2026 +90
You could have stopped after the first four words, to be honest. 
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CamRoth Apr 2, 2026 +22
The main thing the past decade has confirmed for me is that MOST people cannot see past the end of their nose or past tomorrow.
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xynith116 Apr 2, 2026 +7
Most people can’t see past their wallet and when they find it empty, they wonder why we’re not doing more to stop [*insert minority of choice here*] from stealing from them.
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HarithBK Apr 2, 2026 +2
Peoples financial situation has told me that for years.
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ChadThunderDownUnder Apr 2, 2026 +6
They’re still trying to get object permanence down
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backpackerTW Apr 2, 2026 +16
MAGA supporters’ memory span
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Fabricati_Diem_Pvn Apr 2, 2026 +21
Remember that healthcare plan?
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sargsauce Apr 2, 2026 +14
Bro, we're getting an end to the war, tariff checks, *and* full and complete healthcare in 2 weeks from now? Sign me the f*** up!
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fangelo2 Apr 2, 2026 +6
Like the sign in the bar. Free beer tomorrow
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sargsauce Apr 2, 2026 +6
I seem to recall being told there would be a taco truck on every corner. I'm still waiting.
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AhBee1 Apr 2, 2026 +2
Best we can do is close hospitals.
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fxdc1991 Apr 2, 2026 +9
It’s because his dementia riddled brain replays the memory of Epstein saying he’s lined up a Child and they’ll be ready in 2-3 weeks
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Entuaka Apr 2, 2026 +11
Thats because he's agile, he will do it next sprint.
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Raintitan Apr 2, 2026 +3
Made me smile. The reality is probably Kanban craziness.
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NetZeroSun Apr 2, 2026 +2
I think fragile more then agile.
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idiom_exon_0s Apr 2, 2026 +14
Close enough that you’re interested. Far enough to find a way out.
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Poverty_Shoes Apr 2, 2026 +4
I’m also shitty at my job and do the same thing, promise a deliverable in 2-3 weeks then hope everybody else forgets by the time I don’t come through. Also neither of us should be president, we have that in common too.
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Supadupasloth Apr 2, 2026 +3
Can’t remember promises he makes 2-3 weeks ago
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Jeffzie Apr 2, 2026 +6
I think he's just flooding the headlines with shit tbh, who remembers anything he said 2-3 weeks ago when there's a fresh steaming pile of "breaking news" every single day?
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sylpher250 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Waiting period for the bribe to clear
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digidave1 Apr 2, 2026 +2
'Don't worry 13 year old girl. You'll be off this island in two or three weeks'.
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InterstellarReddit Apr 2, 2026 +212
Did anyone notice he basically said “we completed the project on time and on schedule but we need 2-3 more weeks to complete the project”
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slinkyboots Apr 2, 2026 +50
art of the deal
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whatproblems Apr 2, 2026 +12
for the third time
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Everythings_Magic Apr 2, 2026 +4
Now you see why his businesses go bankrupt.
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GodOfBoy8 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Desperately throwing all he can for a hail Mary distraction from the Epstein files. Those files must be BAD bad
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backpackerTW Apr 2, 2026 +518
By the guy who literally just said he won the war.
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PresidentKraznov Apr 2, 2026 +144
What happened to "winding down over the next 2 weeks" Oh, that was the wording BEFORE his friend's S$P calls expired today, never mind.
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MiserableTennis6546 Apr 2, 2026 +9
Israel said no. They've been using their plans for a while now. They have none of their own.
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Traditional_Club_820 Apr 2, 2026 +26
Can someone convince trump that him funding nasa and being the new Kennedy would give him a great legacy?
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PresidentKraznov Apr 2, 2026 +39
In his "mind" that just means renaming shit from Kennedy to Trump. Next up, "Trump Space Center." Brought to you by NASA budget cuts and doubling military spending so we can double the cost of gas and oil globally and then walk away.
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Sil369 Apr 2, 2026 +3
rename the moon too
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slinkyboots Apr 2, 2026 +10
didn't realize that the moon could go bankrupt
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PresidentKraznov Apr 2, 2026 +2
The one objective he's good at.
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NovarisLight Apr 2, 2026 +3
"war"
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Poverty_Shoes Apr 2, 2026 +2
Their military was completely destroyed two weeks ago, and their nuclear capabilities were completely destroyed last June. Apparently we’re just bombing random civilians now?
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climx Apr 2, 2026 +3
Im tired of new news articles coming out every time Trump says something. He’s an extremely unserious person and his words mean nothing.
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redyellowblue5031 Apr 2, 2026 +3
From the guy who said it’s [fake news](https://www.whitehouse.gov/releases/2025/06/irans-nuclear-facilities-have-been-obliterated-and-suggestions-otherwise-are-fake-news/) to suggest Iran nuclear facilities weren’t in fact “obliterated” last year.
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Rdiego Apr 2, 2026 +130
Im just glad this wasn’t “boots on the ground” announcement
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Bass_MN Apr 2, 2026 +132
It wasnt Friday at 5pm either.
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Lord_Vesuvius2020 Apr 2, 2026 +49
It can be earlier this week because markets are closed on Friday.
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Bass_MN Apr 2, 2026 +10
Ah shit. Totally forgot. Ha Still wouldn't surprise me if something escalates this weekend too. Easter, "for Jesus", and all that.
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HarEr89 Apr 2, 2026 +9
"Invasion of Kharg Island for Jesus" 😂
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jazir55 Apr 2, 2026 +8
"It's what Jesus would have wanted" - Pete Hegseth
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Calm_Opportunist Apr 2, 2026 +89
This seems like the precursor to justifying that. 
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THALANDMAN Apr 2, 2026 +25
He’s never going to go on air during prime time and announce something he knows is unpopular. It’ll just happen and you’ll read about it on AP/Reuters and he’ll call it fake news
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frozenpissglove Apr 2, 2026 +15
That is exactly what I expected. I’m happy I was wrong, but this was equally as stupid but in a different way.
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HarEr89 Apr 2, 2026 +16
Trump won't announce that before it happens.
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Thoryamaha919 Apr 2, 2026 +12
Like he would even announce that. Coming from the guy who said “we won” on the first day the “excursion”.
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ThermosphericRah Apr 2, 2026 +6
Can we all admit that he meant to say incursion but messed up and just ran with excursion this whole time?
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heemster Apr 2, 2026 +5
I felt like this was him soft launching/implying. He likes weekend “surprises”
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OhSillyDays Apr 2, 2026 +6
Pretty much was. Trump has 2 options, heavily descalate or escalate. There is no 3rd option. His address said escalation. So we escalate. Meaning boots on the ground. Two options are Iran coast or Kharg island. I'd put money on kharg island.
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rabidstoat Apr 2, 2026 +3
3rd option is that all those hamburgers catch up to him.
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Jgusdaddy Apr 2, 2026 +3
That’s always on the weekend so his people can get in on the after market action.
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snakeayez Apr 2, 2026 +3
Give him a couple of days
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Anyales Apr 2, 2026 +2
It was a nothing statement I thought, probably got watered down from whatever the original plan was.
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HarEr89 Apr 2, 2026 +2
Even for Trump it would be really stupid to announce that in advance. The strait is still closed and no deal with Iran in sight. Boots on the ground will come in the coming days.
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Slackluster Apr 2, 2026 +22
They are completely destroyed but they were already completely destroyed the last time we bombed them but now we are going to keep hitting them hard anyway, and it would be easy to to protect the strait now but we are going to leave, and we did this for our national security so we didn't include anyone else in planning but we expect everyone else to clean up and we demand that trump be awarded the peace price for ending the war that he started.
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mitrnico Apr 2, 2026 +85
It will be an interesting watch when the USA tries to regain some of its global standing in future.
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hitch44 Apr 2, 2026 +39
The empire is dead. Even if they elect Marcus Aurelius, no sane country will treat the US as anything but a rogue state.
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GoldandBlue Apr 2, 2026 +53
I think most countries would be more than happy to work with the US again. The problem is, what is the point? Any progress, any deals, any relationships will be blown up the next time the GOP takes office again.
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blacksheep_1001 Apr 2, 2026 +10
Yeah, unless they can curb the greedy cowards and extremists known as the republicans and maga morons. Though I seriously doubt they'd be even slapped on the wrist for literally being traitors to their own country.
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hi-fen-n-num Apr 2, 2026 +19
> I think most countries would be more than happy to work with the US again. New and better trade agreements have been made with the other 'super' powers and middle powers. There are still deals outside of Trump presidency that has caused diplomatic distrust in economic trade and security. Look at that AUKUS deal between the USA, UK and Australia on paying to 'maybe' get some submarines in X years. That was outside his Presidency and is in major doubt with any US gov if the US will make good on their not obligations.
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Spelunkie Apr 2, 2026 +9
With the shenanigans they've made with Switzerland's money regarding Patriots and F-35s, it's not just "major doubt" anymore.
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hi-fen-n-num Apr 3, 2026 +2
Just read about that yesterday, payments are going to stop until a hard date is given. Interesting stuff.
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ThePirateKing01 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Well, if power does shift, a very harsh retaliation would help smooth over some nerves A man can dream
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krodders Apr 2, 2026 +2
No, I think that ship has sailed sadly. Two Trump terms, and the second one is crazier than the first. World leaders want stability. Not insanity. And it could happen every four years
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Illustrious-Job-6390 Apr 2, 2026 +29
Old man needs to push lots of buttons.  Buttons go boom.  I go boom in my pants. 
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ajctraveler Apr 2, 2026 +17
Going boom in his pants is literally the only thing he's good at.
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Logical-Inside-4235 Apr 2, 2026 +44
What I wouldn’t give for the world to stop paying attention to this “Dotard”. Zero ratings… zero anything. This f*** needs to be ignored on the surface - fought internally. F****** loser.
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TheOsirisOfThisShit_ Apr 2, 2026 +10
Trump is commander in chief of the largest military in the world. He has the legal authority to launch nuclear weapons entirely at his own discretion. Everyone is going to pay attention to him.
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GatoLibre Apr 2, 2026 +3
We somehow got him to finally STFU for 2 weeks after January 6th. We need more of that.
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Polyanalyne Apr 2, 2026 +22
Won the war -> gonna leave in 2 or 3 weeks -> gonna hit them hard in 2 or 3 weeks ???????
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xriddle Apr 2, 2026 +8
Is America great again yet?
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PizzaGoinOutComeOn Apr 2, 2026 +9
Was america ever great? Or was it all a lie our textbooks and teachers told us?
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munchyslacks Apr 2, 2026 +40
I’ll never understand how his supporters can withstand the bullshit whiplash. They have to know that he blows smoke up their ass all of the time, but it’s like their brains reset when the new narrative comes out. You know damn well the last few days they’ve been going around repeating that we’ve won the war and the mission was accomplished, but then they’ll tune in tonight and hear him say this shit and then completely forget what they’ve been yapping about the last few days. It’s like their minds get wiped clean and they don’t question it. They know, right? Like some of them know he’s always full of shit but they don’t care. I don’t get it.
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DozingUnderTheSun Apr 2, 2026 +25
As long as he’s “on their side” and hurting the “other side” they don’t care what he does.
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slinkyboots Apr 2, 2026 +15
There's also the face saving - like deep down they may know that they made a mistake but they committed so hard to their support that if they admit it now their whole sense of self comes crumbling down
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NostalgicRelief Apr 2, 2026 +2
Yep, sunk cost fallacy. They’re in too deep to give up.
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Chuisque Apr 2, 2026 +9
Vranyo (враньё) is a Russian term for a form of institutionalized lying where a speaker tells a falsehood, and the listener knows it is false, yet both act as if it were true. Unlike a direct lie, vranyo is a performance, cultural mechanism, or collective pretense used to maintain appearances and avoid accountability, often in bureaucratic or political contexts.
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Neither-Sale-4132 Apr 2, 2026 +2
It's 1984 "twothought" in real wolrd.
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ThermosphericRah Apr 2, 2026 +8
Please stop saying decimated. He said it the likes of which no one has ever seen before.
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008Zulu Apr 2, 2026 +3
Trump has never said anything that has caused people to read the dictionary to decipher what he has just said.
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PizzaGoinOutComeOn Apr 2, 2026 +5
Decimated
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Letoust Apr 2, 2026 +3
He obviously doesn’t know what the word means…
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MalodorousNutsack Apr 2, 2026 +2
The other day he used "decapitated" and someone on here commented that he must've borrowed it from Hegseth because he thought it sounded cool. I suspect this is the same
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Hawtdawgz_4 Apr 2, 2026 +8
The chances of something happening after US markets close for the long weekend are HIGH.
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cleverinspiringname Apr 2, 2026 +6
Man that guy sucks at war.
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PizzaGoinOutComeOn Apr 2, 2026 +3
For the last time. It’s not a war. It’s an excursion.
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zebrasareneat Apr 2, 2026 +15
Hey Americans, maybe you can try having another one of your useless one day only "protests" that happen once every few months. That'll really send a message. /s You all need to seriously actually f****** do something, patting yourself on the back for a protest that they just have to ignore for 15 hours does f*** all. You're all responsible for this shit, not just republicans.
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Villag3Idiot Apr 2, 2026 +3
Americans won't do shit because they don't want to lose their job and health care. It'll take complete economic collapse before they go do something.
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irrealewunsche Apr 2, 2026 +2
But but but 9million people showed up!
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Old_Channel44 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Was really hoping to hear about helping out Americans and lower prices and lowering healthcare costs. Great. We are collectively all pitching in to buy weapons again
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dnight22 Apr 2, 2026 +4
And here is the daily stock market manipulation presented to you by a child rapist
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Mike-SBA Apr 2, 2026 +8
Hitler would have succeeded if Trump had control of the Allied forces !
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Life-is-beautiful- Apr 2, 2026 +3
He is still not "feeling it in his bones"
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Sweatytubesock Apr 2, 2026 +3
Hard, but not nearly as hard as he hit 12 year old girls.
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swagonflyyyy Apr 2, 2026 +3
Jesus f****** Christ this dude is running in circles like a hamster wheel simply because of his inability to admit he's wrong, now he's stuck in a death spiral because he doesn't know what to do.
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krldrummerboy Apr 2, 2026 +3
but he'll hit American's retirement savings the hardest of all
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FullySent707 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Well ain’t this place just a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
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DullFaithlessness82 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Funny wasn't it just we were negotiating? His pedo buddies must not be done ransacking America's stock market and plunging the country further into the whole.
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No_Zombie2021 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Why are Americans allowing this to go on? 8 million for ”No Kings”? It should have been 80.
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bleucurve Apr 2, 2026 +6
As hard as he hit the 13 year old girl who bit his tiny penisnhe he forced on her or harder?
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WetFinsFine Apr 2, 2026 +4
has he stopped talking yet ??
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No_Monk_4477 Apr 2, 2026 +4
How many bots you reckon swarm in the comments?
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xdr567 Apr 2, 2026 +11
People who egged him on and are still egging him on need to be dealt with harshly and immediately. No kid gloves.
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bdh2067 Apr 2, 2026 +11
Maybe we can send them to Tehran as reparations. “Sorry we killed your kids but here’s the idiots who thought it a good idea”
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xdr567 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Enough of wishful thinking. Its time for real action.
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HarEr89 Apr 2, 2026 +2
The chances are high that a ground attack will start on the long coming weekend when US markets are closed for 3 days and European markets are even closed for 4 days.
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Omgaspider Apr 2, 2026 +2
I couldn't possibly hate something more than this turd.  
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Yaruo0310 Apr 2, 2026 +2
Now is the time for the G6 and the Eastern bloc to join forces and defeat the United States.
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FAx32 Apr 2, 2026 +2
He looked feeble. Low energy whining.
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PanneKopp Apr 2, 2026 +2
5 years old never learned any limits
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Texden29 Apr 2, 2026 +2
He’s been threatening that for weeks now. Clearly Iran isn’t that concerned. He can’t bluff/bully his way out of this one.
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BuddhaLennon Apr 2, 2026 +2
Why would he do this when the war is over and he’s already won?
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tanbyte Apr 2, 2026 +2
So tired of this bs
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bishpa Apr 2, 2026 +2
He plainly has no idea what he’s doing.
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DarkMagician-999 Apr 2, 2026 +2
So no real point in the address the nation , should just written in his Truth Social about this and saved time
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DonutsOnTheWall Apr 2, 2026 +2
Ok here is the plan. He will bomb every oil thing he can. This will start super inflation all over the world. This will get him out of the US debt. As a bonus, he pleases his dear friend Putin since Putin has a lot of oil that will be worth more.
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HettySwollocks Apr 2, 2026 +2
This should be an accelerant towards renewables
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MommersHeart Apr 2, 2026 +2
The US double-tapped a girls school and killed 165 children. And then hit them again when rescue workers and parents were digging the bodies out.
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Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Apr 2, 2026 +2
It's like the FIFA Peace Prize meant nothing.
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TreeEven2890 Apr 2, 2026 +2
It would probably have been better if he just invaded Greenland instead
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bizzybaker2 Apr 2, 2026 +6
I know what you mean, but I am sure the Greenlandic people and Danes would not want this. And f*** him if he tries it on my own country 🇨🇦 too....he can pry it out of our cold maple syrup sticky hands....
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bgzlvsdmb Apr 2, 2026 +2
#THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES RAPED AND MURDERED CHILDREN!!!
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[deleted] Apr 2, 2026 +1
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FuldOrale999 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Didn't they win the moment it started?
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[deleted] Apr 2, 2026 +1
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BrofessorFarnsworth Apr 2, 2026 +1
Whatever. Where are the Epstein files?
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cucci_mane1 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Even his hard core supporters are against this stupid war. He's making k shaped economy and inflation even worse with spiking oil prices which will trigger recession. What a dummy. Too much ego, too little brain. And zero self discipline. At this rate Republicans will lose both house and senate. And he will be impeached and convicted.
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GladWarthog1045 Apr 2, 2026 +1
The sunk cost fallacy seems about right for a guy that bankrupted casinos
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IIIllIIlllIlII Apr 2, 2026 +1
My bet: he’s going to use a nuke in an attempt to make it better. But it’s going to make it worse.
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Grogon2 Apr 2, 2026 +2
But if he nukes then he distracts from all the other distracting going on
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IIIllIIlllIlII Apr 2, 2026 +2
Then he’ll need to distract from the nukes. Reminds me of the lady who swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
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CobblerMoney9605 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Didn't he threaten that yesterday? Or was it the day before?
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Bobobo-bobobo-bo-bo Apr 2, 2026 +1
So what’s stopping him from launching a nuke? Nothing, right? Maybe I’m just paranoid (truly impossible to tell what’s reasonable and what’s paranoid with fears about this idiot child in charge) but it’s starting to feel vaguely inevitable if he serves his full term.
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Alps_Useful Apr 2, 2026 +1
Make your mind up ffs
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markt- Apr 2, 2026 +1
Oh, I think just this morning it was 1 to 2 weeks. It’s already up to 2 to 3?
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tht1guy63 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Dude is flip flopping so hard on everything. Is this the plan confuse even his own nation whats going on in hopes of a good outcome?
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Initial_E Apr 2, 2026 +1
It’s like he can’t admit he lost.
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welfaremofo Apr 2, 2026 +1
I guess the fury wasn’t epic enough. Operation epic fury 2: epic-er fury
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Dahmememachine Apr 2, 2026 +1
Classic, yesterday it was “we will be out of iran in 1-2 weeks” now he is gonna hit iran for 2-3 weeks, thought we had “won” and regime change happened ? We are gonna be perpetually at 2-3 weeks. Are we gonna keep changing regimes babushka doll style ?
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NullAnvoyd Apr 2, 2026 +1
This stupid f*** is just flapping his gums agains because he knows tje markets close early. F*** him and the billionaire sacks of shit he's servicing.
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Donotusewhencold Apr 2, 2026 +1
What is f****** new with this child f*****. It’s the same old tape.
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oglop121 Apr 2, 2026 +1
And tomorrow he'll say the opposite again. How did he get anywhere near being in charge of an entire f****** country..
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Perfect-Concern-9762 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Trumps hokey pokey continues - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh2PalZFs0g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh2PalZFs0g)
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OriginalTangle Apr 2, 2026 +1
Extreme h******* mode?
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Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat Apr 2, 2026 +1
So we're not done? Or is it that Israel is not done? Asking for a friend, thanks.
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ClutchReverie Apr 2, 2026 +1
He sounds like Putin talking about how much he is going to crush Ukraine and that was 4 years ago
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DevilishMonkey Apr 2, 2026 +1
Didn't he just say he wants to leave ?
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mookbrenner Apr 2, 2026 +1
Uh huh
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Temp_acct2024 Apr 2, 2026 +1
At his age, Extremely hard is just an empty threat.
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IndividualWorker554 Apr 2, 2026 +1
2, 3 weeks is the next 6, 7
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DataExternal4451 Apr 2, 2026 +1
I actually think his got dementia and repeats the same stuff, and also creates his own stories/false memories that he genuinely believes
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TupacBatmanOfTheHood Apr 2, 2026 +1
Friday 4:01 PM Eastern Time
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AnalTinnitus Apr 2, 2026 +1
He announces a new plan about every 12 hours. Dude has no idea what the f*** he should be doing.
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Mysterious-Tie7039 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Oh, so we haven’t yet? I mistakenly thought the billions we’ve wasted in planes, missiles, and bombs was us hitting them hard…
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TheRealMadPete Apr 2, 2026 +1
Is he going to spank them?
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spacejoint Apr 2, 2026 +1
Just like that poor 13yo that bit his d***.
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I_LOVE_CROCS Apr 2, 2026 +1
Even more tremendous bing bing bang bing bong campaigns! \*stupid dance\*
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Gauntlets28 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Hope he kills himself someday. Such a tragedy he couldn't have been standing a bit further right a couple of years ago.
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ThatsAllFolksAgain Apr 2, 2026 +2
That was staged. He was standing right where they told him to stand
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VeryluckyorNot Apr 2, 2026 +1
Why did he stay for 3 weeks if he won the war in the couple of hours? Is he stupid?
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AhBee1 Apr 2, 2026 +1
War criminals.
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GodOfBoy8 Apr 2, 2026 +1
Remember, this is the supposed "party of peace". From Hegseth praying for violence to this. What a f****** joke
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GreatGojira Apr 2, 2026 +1
He will TACO on Monday
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Catsssssssss Apr 2, 2026 +1
He is just there to help.
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