Trump threatens to hit Iran 'extremely hard' over next two to three weeks | "We are going to hit them extremely hard over the next two ‌to ⁠three weeks. We are going to bring them back ⁠to the Stone Ages, where they belong," Trump ⁠said in a nationally televised ⁠address.

What a complete dumpster fire of a speech.  Old man yells about his grievances for 20 minutes, interrupts Survivor 50 while saying nothing of value.

Truly unhinged.

The end can't come soon enough. And I ain't talkin' about Iran.

2 weeks again? Is that an indicator of how far back his memory goes?

Can’t wait to never have to hear from this idiot again

He has no plan 

20 minutes of nothing but bullshit. That’s exactly what I expected and he delivered.

Mr President, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Fred Flintstone was a smart person, I’d be fine having him lead our country if he wasn’t a cartoon character. Ironic how the guy currently sitting in the Oval Office ISN’T a cartoon character.

Persia is over 3,000 years old. Good luck with that, old man

I thought the war was won and over? Then we are going to continue. It makes zero sense. It’s actually psychotic.

It’s like watching D*** Cheney sundowning with a c**** orange spray tan and untamed ADHD.

I watched that press conference (because I hate myself), and he kept talking about how we already won and beat them. So why are we continuing to attack them, and escalating our attacks? Furthermore, why are we pleading with other countries to help? I mean, I know the answer is “his brain is week-old oatmeal left outside in the rain”, but still.

He fucked up Survivor.. to tell us nothing

So f****** embarrassing. You think he can’t get worse and then he does. How much lower can we possibly go?

25th amendment already

Complete idiot

Terrorist. Should go the same way Saddam did.

Causally announcing war crimes. It is a shame that this morally bankrupt blight on humanity will never see a jail cell. And since there is no such thing as Hell, when he dies, there is no consequence

Obamas peace cost 1.7 Billion. Trumps regime change is looking like 50 Billion. This doesn’t include damages to allies in the region, or the true impact on the economy.

January 20th, 2029. The new, Democrat President takes the oath of office. The outgoing President, joined by the former VP, Secretary of Defense and Deputy Chief of Staff board the backup Air Force Presidential plane, ostensibly to fly them back to Palm Beach. The ex-President doesn’t notice his Secret Service detail has changed. His mistake. The Air Force colonel flying the 747-200B makes an announcement. “By order of the President of the United States, I have been directed to fly this plane to The Hague in the Netherlands, where all passengers will be remanded to the International Court of Justice. There will be no further communication until we land in the Netherlands.” The Secret Service draw their weapons and stand at guard. Hey, a boy can dream.

What happened to them ‘begging for a deal’??? That was clearly just another brazen lie.

Another malignant narcissistic rant in speech form by Trump convinced no one of anything new. The war is all his predecessor's fault, and he'll resolve it all in two to three weeks. Fine. Perhaps he'll clue our allies in this time.

Racist to say the Persian people belong in the stone ages. Racist of Americans to elect this f*****. And I'm an American. Embarrassing.

This is going to drag on forever.

Might want to go ahead and fill up the car tonight.

This same guy was calling for deescalation and a ceasefire literally this morning

Making threats is his “negotiating” tactic, but he always TACOs when it doesn’t work.

For god sake! is there anything anyone can do to stop this man? there must be some GOP congress people on the fence who can be persuaded to oppose this mad man. My heart aches for the pain innocent people in the ME will endure simply because of this demented old man.

Iran should come out and say they'll reopen the straight when Trump is removed from office

Markets thought maybe? But then he spoke.

But I thought he said yesterday they’ll be exiting in 2 to 3 weeks?

Ahh. So another year or two? Boots on the ground? A draft perhaps?

No, he's gonna bring the US Economy back to the stone ages.

Remeber the scene at the end of Return of the Jedi: Special Edition where the film jumped from scene to scene of people from all over the galaxy having massive celebrations? That's what it's gonna be like when it happens.

Oh my God can someone please take care of this insane person we have as president? And btw mods, I don't mean anything violent. I mean just GET HIM OUT OF OFFICE ANY WAY POSSIBLE

wait i thought he said we were almost done and pulling out soon

just sliding towards a nuke launched by a nuke-obsessed narcissist who can’t conceive of the world carrying on without him

Every time he says this stupid shit, it makes me despise his supporters more. They KNOW he doesn't have a plan. They KNOW he's lying. They KNOW he is possibly going to bring about a World War. But they just HATE anybody who isn't a straight white Christian SO MUCH that they are *quite literally willing to destroy society* if they don't get their way. I just cannot fathom this level of self-destruction.

So were invading then right? Then we have to worry about insurgent attacks on oil vessels. I am wondering when the Houthis will make the red sea strait unpassable.

The Horror! The Horror!

Spoken like a Stone Age tribal chieftain. He led the warriors to smite a neighbor that another friendly tribe didn't like. All he accomplished was to bring on disrupted trade for all the tribes and reinforce the need for a new chieftain.

These animals will use nuclear weapons to avoid consequences. This catastrophy is being caused by people who have never worked a day in their lives and have never faced the consequences of their failures

Embarrassing that this dummy sits in his protected space and yet talks so tough. Fight them yourself if you’re so confident.

Once again with the two weeks. The only time want to hear two weeks with regard to Trump, is that he has two weeks left to live.

It being April Fools day has to have been pre planned

Just another 'shithole country' to him.

But I thought they are ALREADY “decimated”. Which is it, you prolapsed rectum?

Donald's Trump raped children. 

Even D*** Cheney would be like "dude, stop"

How many times did he say “ like no one’s ever seen before” good lord.

This is a hellscape ... We are actively watching this pruck destroy everything

I really wish someone would interrupt him mid speech and just ask him. “What the F are you talking about?” We are all thinking it.

You know how big of a piece a shit someone has to be for me to dislike them more than the religious nuts running Iran?

In the last 24 hours he has said three different things about Iran. F****** loon.

Admitting war crimes on primetime TV.

Remember when he was pretending this was about freeing the Iranian people? Now we're going to put them in the stone age.

He's pissed he won't be able to deny citizenship to brown people here at home so he'll deny them life elsewhere.

My mother in law lives with me and is the same age as trump. I can't stand to be near her because she always smells like piss and treats everyone around her like subjects. Must be similar to the people surrounding that old f***.

Wouldn't be April 1st without the Fool

Iran is one of the oldest countries on the planet.

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Y'all ain't leaving.

Where they belong? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Donald Trump you’re insane just insane. Please resign before we all get killed.

Surprised he didn't wait until after market close tomorrow. Guessing his family already loaded up on puts and VIX calls

China is so much more mature and preferable to the rabble that is the US.

But Kamala was the same /s 🙄

Worst president in American history no doubt about it 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- the biggest piece of shit to ever be called a human being- Donald, “waste of human flesh” Trump.

He is insufferable. His presidency is in shambles. What a f****** disgrace A complete dishonoring of the 13 soldiers who have lost their lives

Two weeks! (Total Recall) https://youtu.be/-KFH--_cdiI&t=1m43s

Why exactly do they belong in the Stone Age, you terrible, terrible man?

World embarrassment. Can u imagine another head of state saying these things?

What a monster. America needs to lose this mentality of being strong makes you the best, because they are the f**king worst and their strength has done nothing for them. America could not look more weak and pathetic if it tried.

The Iranian people were relatively pro-American before all this. If he starts hitting infrastructure that's basically giving their government the fuel of hatred for generations. It justifies every awful thing they said about us that by and large, the population didn't agree with. Imagine if, as someone that didn't vote Trump, Canada decided that he has to go and in that process they blew your family to pieces. Your country, with people you love, with a government you hate, now doesn't have power or access to clean water or safe food. You see people in your neighborhood that made you smile buried under the rubble of an apartment. Your best friend carries the blown apart pieces of his daughter in a dust strewn street. My first instinct wouldn't be to hate Trump. I already hated Trump. But now I'd f****** hate Canada too. And I'd not soon forget. When the blowback comes; We will deserve it.

Wait, he told us that it was over weeks ago?

The retribution strikes are going to be worse and make the US regret it even more.

Christians call this love, then when he’s in jail - they’ll claim they never did.

Cannot believe they haven't given him the Nobel yet!

Stone Age where they belong? So feigning concern about regime killing 45K Iranians is just to make a case? Such racist statements…

I’m so shocked a child rapists syphilis is making the end muggy