Reminder that during the 2010s Trump actively marketed to Rich Russian Oligarch families to come stay at his Miami properties to have babies so they would have dual citizenship. His wife also had her parents become citizens through chain migration during his first Administration.
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ProfLuigiApr 1, 2026
+13
Yes, but they’re white and that’s what matters.
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black_flag_4everApr 1, 2026
+24
To do what? Angrily stare at them while he poops himself?
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derfmaiApr 1, 2026
+1
Oh please let a Justice remark on the stink in the chambers, and call out him out for shitting himself, so that it is forever added to the Supreme Court records…
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DrCeeDubApr 1, 2026
+1
More likely he’ll fall asleep. They hardly use any words or phrases he even understands so it’ll be even more boring. 😴
1
ResidentKelpienApr 1, 2026
+17
Idiot probably thinks we will be able to menace and coerce the Justices by glaring at them.
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raging-peanutsApr 1, 2026
+6
Que the Trump mugshot pose. When I see people give me a look like that, I just look right back at them in the same way. Freakin’ bully behavior.
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GG1817Apr 1, 2026
+1
He's sundowning enough to stand up and start screaming in the court.
1
OrbeaSevenApr 1, 2026
+1
Exactly. Trump, as I recall, didn't fare too well at his last trial.
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SolonohiopersonApr 1, 2026
+13
He will not understand anything being said.
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CouchCorrespondentApr 1, 2026
+10
Yeah...he'll be asleep in 5 minutes.
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Acadia02Apr 1, 2026
+6
I hope he volunteers to speak. Let him dribble some garbage and make it easier to toss out.
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KrisparzApr 1, 2026
+4
Bringing the stink in stink-eye.
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TravelerdudeApr 1, 2026
+4
Stop this m*********** from completely destroying the United States
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JoeyBagADonuts27Apr 1, 2026
+3
Like he would understand anything they say.
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NarcanBApr 1, 2026
+3
What are Polymarket odds he stays awake the whole time? I want in on that bet
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AreshianApr 1, 2026
+1
So one sided even if you win, you won’t get all your money back
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shadowdra126Apr 1, 2026
+1
I bet he falls asleep
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KB_SezApr 1, 2026
+1
LOL!!!
If he shows up, he'll fall asleep in the first five minutes.
His handlers are not going to let him go
1
okiedokie2468Apr 1, 2026
+1
He’ll be sleeping within ten minutes. It will be a miracle if he doesn’t begin to snore 💤
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cone_snailApr 1, 2026
+1
Here's hoping he thinks he can interrupt proceedings and gets himself forcibly removed.
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Shrimp1991Apr 1, 2026
+1
😴Time for a good nap!
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geoffvroApr 1, 2026
+1
30 minutes before he's bored shitless or shits his diaper
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Specialist-Mud4150Apr 1, 2026
+1
I wonder if Republicans would grow a backbone if Trump tired to dissolve the Supreme Court? Nah… who am I kidding. MAGA would cheer.
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phsntdawg70Apr 1, 2026
+1
His attention span did not allow him to stay very long.
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arizonadirtbag12Apr 1, 2026
+1
Yup. Lasted all of 90 minutes. Unclear whether it was boredom or that fact that his Pet Justices didn’t seem to be buying the administration’s arguments.
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raleighfsufanApr 1, 2026
+1
That guarantees he will lose
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raleighfsufanApr 1, 2026
+1
Alito tried to put up an argument and surprisingly started out by saying
“Based on the bribes & cha chas I have recieved and seeing my two bosses in the room, Mr Trump and my wife I must disagree on whatever it was you just said.”
Justice Thomas “agreed on the bag and whatever Alito’s wife said…I mean Alito”
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porkchop2022Apr 1, 2026
+1
[For anyone who’d like to read the transcript of today’s session](https://www.rev.com/transcripts/birthright-citizenship-hearing)
Edit: this is the wrong link, it’s to the hearing in January.
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