Trump to give primetime address on Iran war as questions swirl over his next move

Of course he will say how great he is and what he’s doing for America will be awesome. I’m sure he will throw in how bad democrats are and the Supreme Court for not doing everything he, as dictator, commanded.

America won! So we will leave! But also attack ! And. Hormuz will be open! Or. Europe clean it up.

I predict trump and bis buddies are going to make an obscene amount of money from the stock market manipulation that happens every time he opens his mouth about anything

I mean, he is piggy backing on the first manned moon rocket launch in 5 decades so you know it has to be super important. And cohesive. And intelligent. And he’ll be in great form way past his bedtime. /s or /aprilfools It’s going to be mortifying.

Oh he will say a lot about his ballroom and rant about the judge that blocked it from being built till he gets congressional approval. I am 100% certain he will rant about that.

I actually think this is mainly just to do a self-fellating victory lap after this Artemis launch.

He’s going to say how great he is, how this will make America great again, make false claims about Iran programs, and then shit on our former allies for not cleaning up his mess. I will be surprised if he says anything more than that.

I predict he will shit his pants in live TV

Just watched it and you would be right.

Honestly, many people I know haven’t watched his speeches for the last year. There is a slim chance they watch tonight and knowing it’ll be a train wreck it might finally get some of them to question his mental capacity. The last speech I watched from him was the speech to the generals and I couldn’t take it.

I was here to make this comment, so I am happy to see it is the top one. I would rather listen the the President of Iran, and I trust what he is saying more.

I'll set the mentions of Biden +/- at 10.5

Then he'll cowardly run away, as usual.

You forgot about the very bad JCPOA deal Obama got with Iran, which if not repelled would have prevented this whole excursion. And the $400 million which was airlifted to Iran. Now, it is a steady $2million per ship.

Either that, or that a full invasion is going to go like, now. Or that he permits the use of nuclear weapons if Iran does not "back down" Yes, I think he is that crazy. Yes, I'm looking at the next few months and years very pessimistic. With good reason i believe. Let's just hope we can wake up to the world still standing tomorrow and that our loved ones are safe and sound.

"Temporary pain" as oil prices go up, his version of Ford/Carter saying to wear a sweater if you're cold. Maybe he'll say, who needs a summer and spring vacation, you can only take one this year. 

>Strait of Hormuz is not our problem I’m 100% sure he’ll go off and say how “our allies are horrible and not helping and NATO is a scam.”

I think he’ll spend some time shitting on us Europeans too but yes, I think you’ve nailed it.

And then tomorrow all those boots will suddenly find themselves on the ground.

Don't forget about discovering paperclips, pens and sharpies.

“Geriatric bullshit with an undertone of sex offender”. That sounds like a department store salesperson selling a customer on a hypothetical Trump Cologne.

I can see a world where he thought putting them close would scare Iran into giving up, and now they haven't, he knows there is zero appetite to see the soldiers actually dying for him.

I think he’ll continue military operations until the end of April, hoping he may have a slim chance to get something more. Sixty days is the limit that the executive can perform a military operation without congress, allowing 30 additional days for withdrawal.

You wouldn't do that and I wouldn't do that but Trump might do anything. He would move soldiers and ships around like checkers on a board if it amused him to.

They're taking Kharg or destroying it, doesn't matter how many service members die.

“*I’ve abandoned my Oath! I’ve abandoned my Country!*”

This is the timeline I want to be in!

“Guys, my bad, I dropped the ball: I thought I had this. I reckon we give Bernie a chance now.” 

Then he'll proceed to pay off all his unpaid debts, plus interest

I wouldn’t even believe that on April Fools day

Can he actually resign is that a real thing please i need hope

DNC: *My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted.*

The Bush CSG is only there to relieve the Ford, which is currently in Split undergoing short-term rest and refit before heading back to Norfolk for a 2 year full rest and refit.

He'll be on his best cocktail of amphetamines.

My bets on him shitting himself.

Ayatollah Khamenei leaps out from behind the Oval office drapes, "Ha! You thought I was dead!"

This War Is Obamna’s Fault

Yes finally the right kind of rockets 🚀

Friday after the markets close would be a bad time to be on Kharg Island

Suddenly, Greenland is invaded!

Seems we're taking our ball and going home. We went in, caused a ton of damage, destabilized everything, and then we're just throwing our hands up and getting someone else to clean up our mess. Pretty much the Trump playbook. Oh, and claim victory for an invented goal (that's also been moved like a billion times).

Boots on the ground is almost guaranteed to be pretty big US losses and Trump is way too much of a coward to fix his name to that. I think Hegseth must have realised his days are numbered now and might not be so tough when he has to go to prison over his actions (Trump can be pretty f****** fickle in his support). From outside it is fun to watch kind of. If you revisit the "you didn't wear a suit" talk with Zelensky you can see that Trump only piled in after someone else started it. I sometimes wonder if the whole interview had been played on most news instead of snippets if people would have very different opinions of the actors involved. Vance looked like a boss arse licker and trump like a coward jumping in when someone else could be blamed for it. With the "you're cowards for not helping / didn't need you anyway / still can't do the job" I am rethinking which currency I'll pay for oil in. I kind of need that currency to guarantee my deliveries (I don't buy oil, but if I did... I mean I'm not a fan of china but...)

Normal for him. That was one of the most absurd, pathetic speeches I have ever seen.

Ballroom tirade, Artemis moon mission distraction, calling news sources corrupt and how he won the war against Iran another time