I thought the U.S. didn’t need oil and couldn’t care less about the Strait of Hormuz. He sounds very emotional for someone who doesn’t care. He needs to borrow Melania’s jacket.
4401
Spank86Apr 5, 2026
+768
Someone must have explained how markets work.
If they'd done it 60 years ago he might have been a better businessman.
768
onthenerdysideApr 5, 2026
+97
William T. Kelley, one of his business professors at Wharton, said Trump was "the dumbest goddamn student I ever had."
97
DaisyHotCakesApr 5, 2026
+195
Pressing x for doubt.
195
Leading-Onion4659Apr 5, 2026
+9278
I have never seen a US president react like this. Wtf is this shit lmao
9278
whyohwhythisApr 5, 2026
+5832
What’s disturbing is no one in authority is stepping in and saying “this is not okay, enough is enough”. All of them a pathetic little weasels. They would rather let a madman ruin the world.
5832
MaplelongjohnApr 5, 2026
+2803
You can't tell me the entire Republican party isn't a bunch of compromised pedophiles at this point.
2803
Sensitive-Deal3605Apr 5, 2026
+1286
I used to be a republican. Holy shit they’re insane now. Never forgiving them.
1286
Virgil--StarkwellApr 5, 2026
+866
Me too pal. I'm ashamed to say it. It is literally a cult of personality worshipping a madman. It needs to be completely and utterly destroyed whenever the heck we get through this madness.
866
B479MSSApr 5, 2026
+74
No shame in saying it at all. It takes a good, stable person to look at a changing situation and say to themselves "you know what? This isn't right any more and it's not for me." instead of doubling down and deciding it's a hill they will die on.
Props to you.
74
JizzyMcKnobGobblerApr 5, 2026
+350
They've been insane most of my adult life. The lead up to the second Iraq war was frightening the way Bush and Co were blatantly lying about weapons of mass destruction so they could go cull some brown people in Iraq. It's been a murderous party for decades.
350
TheArmchairSkepticApr 5, 2026
+444
Nixon sounded pretty much like this on some of the tapes, but at least those were private conversations and he wasn't like going on the news and saying this kind of thing.
444
GuelphEastEndGhettoApr 5, 2026
+219
The current administration is quite emboldened, they feel they don’t have to hide anything since they get away with everything.
219
slugmorgueApr 5, 2026
+714
The conservative sub is imploding over this. But tbf they implode over everything trump does these days, it's hilarious. They're standing around in a circle pointing fingers at each other like a game of werewolf.
714
Turbulent_Juice_ManApr 5, 2026
+320
He also praised Allah in the same message. How is maga land contorting their brains around that one?
320
saileeeApr 5, 2026
+176
Same way as always. Anything bad he is saying in jest, as a negotiation tactic, or as a 5d chess move. Anything good he says seriously and earnestly. Apply to everything he says and does and you have the American conservative mind.
176
KinTharElApr 5, 2026
+62
"He's a master troll. He he this is going to own the libs so hard."
I gave up a long time ago about cult members. They won't see the truth staring at their face even if it screamed into their ears.
For now, as a non-American, I'm just going to watch the meltdown. Nothing much to do except munch on popcorn tbh.
62
Peter5930Apr 5, 2026
+165
The thread has 700 comments and I can only see a couple dozen of them.
165
metengrinwiApr 5, 2026
+141
…and only 3 are real people
141
M3wThr33Apr 5, 2026
+157
Last time I went there, they were banning each other over arguing about how gas prices already went back down and it was temporary. Those who submit posts are trying to pretend it's all good and healthy. The comments are insane.
157
elvis_dead_twinApr 5, 2026
+58
It's always interesting to see how many comments are deleted. It seems like easily 90% never see the light of day.
58
Loni09Apr 5, 2026
+156
Tragic how far America has fallen.
156
Cactusfan86Apr 5, 2026
+18626
It’s laughable how he yo-yos between “it really doesn’t matter if the strait is open to the US, it’s everyone else’s problem” to “open the strait or I’ll crush you”
18626
fuzzybunnApr 5, 2026
+14615
Civilization 2 had better programmed AI world leaders
14615
TheArmoredKittenApr 5, 2026
+3446
Trump as a Civ AI will be the funniest thing to play once he croaks
3446
Illustrious_Hotel527Apr 5, 2026
+1885
Ability to go into unlimited debt rather than being restricted to 0 as a minimum for gold.
1885
tlst9999Apr 5, 2026
+1231
The nerf being that you can never say no so long as anyone pays you 1 gold. Sell technology? Open borders? Declare war against anyone? One gold. So you end up being in a state of eternal war.
1231
markhpcApr 5, 2026
+755
And when an enemy civ insults you, you automatically declare war on them in response as the aggressor.
Edit: Special buildings include gold-themed casinos and steak suppliers that produce large sums of money/food for a while and then go bankrupt and drain money until destroyed. Special military unit is the "gilded warrior" that has a "warrior ethos" ability where if you successfully kill an enemy unit, you steal gold off their corpse while claiming they stole it from you.
755
Beard_o_BeesApr 5, 2026
+144
The '1st encounter' early in the game could be especially hilarious.
'All the other leaders are saying i'm the best, and maybe you should too'
144
MidSoloApr 5, 2026
+198
Trade routes to and from your cities grant 1 less gold.
198
KhaldaraApr 5, 2026
+156
“Capitulate to my demands or I’ll make my civilization sicker and poorer!”
156
gumiho-9th-tailApr 5, 2026
+197
Ability: Every other turn the Civ II AI plays instead of you.
197
_andthereiwasApr 5, 2026
+137
Economy slows down by .5% every turn but you start off with massive economy that you watch crash.
137
granolabeefApr 5, 2026
+36
I think it makes sense as a standalone scenario rather than an actual leader. “Here’s a booming economy and a fixed military which is the envy of the world. Ruin your capacity for victory within two turns.”
36
LookOutItsLiuBeiApr 5, 2026
+92
Every cultural policy card is a detriment if you're the US
92
ParisGreenGretschApr 5, 2026
+42
And you're always in a dark age.
42
Daddy_MilkApr 5, 2026
+130
I'll need to consult my FMV war guy.
130
HopfroggApr 5, 2026
+139
Holy Shit.... that's it.... he's just like those AI Civ Leaders... vacillating between smiling and offering peace... to that scowl and fist thumping threatening destruction. We are f'ing cooked unless we can get an impeachment after the mid terms.
139
jimjamjahaaApr 5, 2026
+857
it would be laughable if it wasn't for all the cretins that have no critical thinking ability lapping it up. anyone with a single shred of intellectual integrity and critical thinking ability saw this "man" for who he was BEFORE his first term.
857
RSwordsmanApr 5, 2026
+394
That has always been the most scary part. Trump is abhorrent all the way through, but he's literally just one dude. Millions of people look at him like he's the paragon of American values. If he is, we are deserving of more hate.
394
CryptographerNo923Apr 5, 2026
+165
Maybe he is and maybe he isn’t the true embodiment of American values. Still, the dearth of institutional resistance means he is objectively a permissible if not inevitable output of the American system.
I can’t speak to the soul of a nation, but a necessary reform of its systems is rarely this obvious.
165
InquisitorHindsightApr 5, 2026
+124
He keeps trying to “walk away” like he does most issues he’s bored with but he can’t simply ignore this and it’s pissing him off
124
chocolatesmeltApr 5, 2026
+225
He says whatever sounds convenient at the time and ignores every prior or future case. And somehow, that seems to work with a lot of people.
At least your traditional corrupt politicians would come up with a consistent narrative that would attempt to justify their actions and somewhat try to keep with it before flip-flopping. Every conversation with this man is a flip-flop to what sounds convenient and reduces criticism at the time. In this world the only reality that ever existed is now and the only narrative is what sounds best right now ignoring all else.
225
terlinApr 5, 2026
+116
I remember being younger and struggling with the concept of doublethink in Orwell's *1984*, ultimately putting it down to something fantastical that Orwell made up to show how brutal the dystopia was. Seeing it play out in real life and having people unquestioningly follow/believe whatever their MAGA cult leaders are spewing, no matter how hypocritical, is incredibly terrifying.
116
johannthegoatmanApr 5, 2026
+30
George Orwell fought against facism (and was part of a force that was backstabbed by Stalinists) in the Spanish civil war. He saw some real shit first hand. He wasn't even Spanish, he was British, happened to be in Spain as a journalist for British newspapers, but was so enthralled by the revolutionary spirit of the working class Spaniards he decided the only moral choice was to join the fight. He took a sniper bullet to the throat and survived.His wife also came and joined the resistance too, she helped him escape the secret police. Absolute legends
30
AppendixNApr 5, 2026
+11628
This is what an 80 year old President of the United States writes on Easter Sunday.
11628
Loni09Apr 5, 2026
+3994
Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
3994
flecktyphusApr 5, 2026
+1231
Thank you for the attention to this matter
1231
DynamicSplooshApr 5, 2026
+188
Thank you for your Allahu akbar to this matter
188
vapoRNApr 5, 2026
+79
Polymarket 99-1 odds Trump praises Allah on Easter.
Trump:
79
ancalagon73Apr 5, 2026
+81
Obama should point to that tweet and accuse Trump of being a secret Muslim.
81
ErosisApr 5, 2026
+241
For those of you thinking this is a joke... Nope, he actually wrote that at the end of his threat...
241
tripping_yarnsApr 5, 2026
+228
Dan Quayle pretty much lost credibility when he couldn’t spell potato.
Now we have this **
228
Law-of-PoeApr 5, 2026
+251
“Democrats are destroying our Christian values”
Some dumbass republican voter
251
_SpaceLord_Apr 5, 2026
+20239
> "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah," Trump wrote on his Truth Social account on Sunday morning.
What the actual f***
20239
CookieCuttrApr 5, 2026
+8395
Dude became a Muslim on Easter Sunday.
8395
NetZeroSunApr 5, 2026
+1967
I really hope the MAGAts see trumps comment on praise be to Allah on Easter Sunday.
1967
xxcali559xxApr 5, 2026
+674
Real American Parrots don't usually think about stuff like that unless it fits into their square hole sized biases
674
Expensive-Ad-2277Apr 5, 2026
+457
MAGA are so deep into the cult that they would convert to islam if Trump told them to.
Nothing and no-one, not even Jesus Christ, matters to them as much as their god/king Trump.
457
ManagerOfLoveApr 5, 2026
+298
*Donald ibn Jahid ibn Trumpib* declares Jihad Bil Saif against the non-believers in the name of Ja'far Epstein
298
denied_eXealApr 5, 2026
+136
We’re gonna get Donnie Allahu Akbaring before GTA6, world’s gone
136
magpie_birdApr 5, 2026
+7920
Holy shit, this is an actual copy/pasted quote from the President of the United States. I did not believe it and had to see it with my own eyes.
7920
gckoApr 5, 2026
+2684
Can’t even write satire anymore cause reality outdoes it each time.
2684
gildedbluetroutApr 5, 2026
+1412
Donald Trump is a fat stupid c***, and he has no idea what he’s doing.
1412
pixterApr 5, 2026
+868
I got a lifetime ban from /politics for calling him a c*** a few months ago.. can we agree he is a c***..
868
StayWeirdGrayBeardApr 5, 2026
+348
So say we all
348
Stranger1982Apr 5, 2026
+313
The Onion in shambles
313
SisyphusCoffeeBreakApr 5, 2026
+125
They should switch to mainstream news tbh
125
BasilisksRPrettyApr 5, 2026
+233
The strait used to be open. What happened?
233
spaceman620Apr 5, 2026
+431
>What happened?
Barack Obama made fun of Donald Trump at the White House dinner fifteen years ago and doomed us all.
431
SalientSazonApr 5, 2026
+214
Thanks, Obama.
214
That__Guy__BobApr 5, 2026
+795
Still can’t believe 77 million people voted for this shit. F****** doughnuts
795
emjayem22Apr 5, 2026
+679
To be honest, that's not what surprises most people from anywhere other than the US. What really surprises us is that none of the branches of the government is holding him to account, that his own cabinet sits in silence, that the news media are not calling him out for all the lies, U turns, grifting, personal insults, ally bashing or cannot / will not ak him the difficult questions. That industry leaders are not speaking up or religious figures are allowing their religion to be co-opted by this evil idiot. That more military leaders or former political leaders from both sides of the aisle are not lending their voice. That state leaderships are not doing more to argue against him and even that there isn't more civil disruption by the wider population. Everyone just seems to blame the 'other' side or accept he's an anomalous idiot that'll soon be gone. If this was going on in pretty much any other western democracy, the idiot would have been removed long before now.
679
YetimangApr 5, 2026
+217
Because our feckless idiot countrymen decided it wasn't enough to hand the keys over to a dictator, we had to also give his party of cultist bootlickers the majority in both houses of congress because Joe Biden is old and Kamala Harris has a weird laugh and that's why we all have to suffer this now.
217
mbrocks3527Apr 5, 2026
+29
No that’s not what we’re saying.
We’re saying that if this was any other state (let alone a democracy) someone *in his own party* would have run a spill or no confidence motion in him. For basic self preservation reasons.
He is showing literally deranged behaviour right now.
29
joyapcoApr 5, 2026
+148
And a huge chunk of them are still celebrating the war and this very post
148
k1neticApr 5, 2026
+141
Someone had trouble finding his Easter eggs on Sunday and is in a bad mood
141
SayhellotoanewdayApr 5, 2026
+2134
Yeah, if Obama said “praise be to Allah” on Easter Christians would riot in their pews. $100 says I won’t hear a peep about it at service today.
2134
Bojangles1987Apr 5, 2026
+385
They would have shot him dead that day.
385
jc-from-sinApr 5, 2026
+126
Now it's Tuesday? Wasn't the countdown supposed to end on Sunday night?
Edit: it's Monday and it's been delayed again. Probably the carriers have a hard time reaching the strait.
126
alkaliphilesApr 5, 2026
+53
Also, which Tuesday wasn't mentioned. It could be Tuesday next year
53
ItIsTooMuchForMeApr 5, 2026
+639
Jesus man what the actual f*** is this…
639
fredleung412612Apr 5, 2026
+278
***Mohammad man*** what the actual f*** is this...
278
OctaMurkApr 5, 2026
+343
"Praise be to Allah"- Donald J Trump.
343
schwanzweissfotoApr 5, 2026
+105
The J in “Donald J Trump” obviously stands for “Jihadi”.
105
BothRequirement2826Apr 5, 2026
+111
This is the current POTUS.
The fact people still defend him is sickening.
111
CoffeeCakeAstronautApr 5, 2026
+167
I don’t know what else this – in every sense of the word – sick person has to do or say for people to remove him from office.
167
TxM_2404Apr 5, 2026
+578
>Praise be to Allah
The US President wrote that? Did he convert recently or something? What the actual...
578
ande9393Apr 5, 2026
+322
Happy Easter bitches
322
Empty_InsightApr 5, 2026
+137
Open the fuckin' strait, I'm coming in dry.
137
briareus08Apr 5, 2026
+232
This is 100% dementia now. That is an utterly absurd thing for the POTUS to say, let alone write in an open forum. Way to make Iran look sane!
232
Alt4rEg0Apr 5, 2026
+51
This guy can order a nuclear strike on a whim...
51
luca3791Apr 5, 2026
+419
Even by trump standards this is ridiculous.
I’m curious if leaders have always been this batshit insane, but we only get exposed to it now? Or do I just happen to be living in the period of modern society where the most insane leader ever is in office
419
samuraipanda85Apr 5, 2026
+215
I'm sure there have been. But no Mad King or Crazy Dictator ever had as much power as the United States President. He's the Commander in Chief of the most powerful military on the planet.
215
AdmiralArchieApr 5, 2026
+353
That's why we couldn't trust Kamala. You can't have an emotional woman in charge of that kind of power.
Luckily, we got this stable genius instead.
353
TexadadApr 5, 2026
+215
He said if I voted for her all this would happen. I voted for her and he was right.
215
Intoxicating_Piss_69Apr 5, 2026
+259
Allah? Erm what?
259
lordnacho666Apr 5, 2026
+101
Easter egg poisoning
101
Intoxicating_Piss_69Apr 5, 2026
+134
I didn't have Trump becoming Muslim on Easter for my 2026 bingo card.
134
jon_stewardApr 5, 2026
+83
Holy f*** he’s lost it
83
Red_Cross_Knight1Apr 5, 2026
+79
Preemptively admitting to war crimes.....
79
DivinityPenApr 5, 2026
+56
I've seen a lot of crazy shitass posts from him, but this is definitely a new one.
56
YF422Apr 5, 2026
+143
The Dementia is going into overdrive it seems!
143
007meowApr 5, 2026
+2637
Imagine if “Barack HUSSEIN Obama”, as they all love to stress, started off Easter Sunday praising Allah.
2637
causeimamothApr 5, 2026
+553
Donald JIZZINKIDS Trump
553
SeaTurtleLionBirdApr 5, 2026
+139
The Jizzler if you will
139
DariusStradaApr 5, 2026
+226
Notice he extended it again
226
reddituser8719192Apr 5, 2026
+32
BC taco Tuesday, obv
32
boomboss81Apr 5, 2026
+4800
So let me get this straight. While bombing the shit out of them you threaten them with.... more bombing?
4800
GroundbreakingArea34Apr 5, 2026
+922
Confirming the confirmation
922
1800skylabApr 5, 2026
+192
Confirming the confirmation of your confirmation.
192
onlyhightimeApr 5, 2026
+366
It's all this great deal maker knows how to do. He never had negotiating skills. He only had bullying and threats. And now that someone is standing up to his bullying, he doesn't know how to do anything else.
366
DaveShadowApr 5, 2026
+119
I always find it funny when people show they've never had to deal with narcissistic bullies before. This is how they operate. They bully you. And if you stand up to them they double down over and over, even if it's hurting them.
The idea of accepting you made a mistake simply isn't in their lexicon.
119
ferns0Apr 5, 2026
+90
Yep, he's a mob boss with one trick. When he can't scare people people into submission there's no plan B.
90
nevermore32qApr 5, 2026
+3302
Dude is outta is f****** mind wtf
3302
HyenovApr 5, 2026
+1054
Can US president be ousted due to mental illness?
1054
synth_fgApr 5, 2026
+1299
Would need the cabinate to grow a pair and oust him under the 25th
And being as they all rely on him for their positions, and the associated grift they are performing it's about as likely as turkeys voting for Christmas
1299
HyenovApr 5, 2026
+443
So it's basically Russian-style government of Yes-buddies, puppets and paid off shills? That's insane.
443
DLP2000Apr 5, 2026
+185
Yes, tbh it is distressing that people are still discovering this!!
185
007meowApr 5, 2026
+121
Yes, but republicans are too scared to do that.
They’re either literally scared into subservience or are profiting off of the grift way too much to care about the greater good
121
onlyhightimeApr 5, 2026
+122
Yes, by 25th amendment. The problem is it requires his cabinet to do it.
122
80percentlegsApr 5, 2026
+28
And then he’ll just say no he’s fine, invalidating the cabinet actions. This would then need to be overruled by Congress with a higher threshold than impeachment.
Removing via the 25th is dumb, he should just be impeached.
28
uusrikasApr 5, 2026
+2217
He also said "praise Allah" in the same message, talk about trying to bring freedom to Iranians by bashing their religion
2217
AdFeeling842Apr 5, 2026
+1095
lol and saying praise allah on easter sunday 💀
1095
Scholastic_nobodyApr 5, 2026
+632
Trump in morning we are winning
Trump in evening open the Strait Hormuz
Also the most unhinged tweet of all time
632
Embark10Apr 5, 2026
+114
Market open / market close
114
ChilledHotdogWaterApr 5, 2026
+92
Sundowning.
92
HardcoreKaraokeApr 5, 2026
+166
>"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah," Trump wrote on his Truth Social account on Sunday morning.
The guy is a f****** psychopath. How can people look at this man and go "I want him leading my country."?
Imagine if you told any conservative "a world leader just said they would illegally bomb the infrastructure of a country all while praising Allah." They'd have a f****** aneurysm.
He's immature, uncalculated, unprofessional and just all around unfit to lead in any capacity.
166
DarthKrataaApr 5, 2026
+32
problem is their right wing media has rotten their brains about as much as dementia has Trumps
32
murdershroomApr 5, 2026
+714
Trump is facing consequences he can't make go away for the first time in his pathetic life and he's unraveling. I love that for him
714
swarmofbzsApr 5, 2026
+141
Same
Except he might be stupid enough to actually go through with it or worse yet finally get to try out a nuke. He's an aging narcissistic piece of shit with dementia who at the very least is still aware that he's got less days in front of him than behind him.
Also when is the last time he was seen in public ? Every outlet is gonna pick up this story and it wound be a pretty good way to distract from that.
Edit: Whats crazy is, that if something has happened to him and he has to step down or he steps down from life that would be a way for the U.S. to get out of this mess he started and would make shillbilly look pretty damn good.
141
melch44Apr 5, 2026
+461
Coming from the party who say women are too emotional to be president.
461
Sydnick101Apr 5, 2026
+1849
Well there’s the message all his “Christian” followers were waiting for on Easter! 🤣
1849
Ordinary-Leading7405Apr 5, 2026
+325
They will lap it up with their supply side Jesus offerings.
325
CaptainMacaroniApr 5, 2026
+230
Imagine a Dem president dropping an f-bomb on Easter Sunday.
Fox News wouldn't stop talking about it, ever.
But it was Trump so conservative Christians will just crawl under the bar that's been lowered again.
There's no bottom for his deranged cult.
230
sleemanjApr 5, 2026
+136
A few days ago he didn't care about the strait, it was europes problem so he said.
136
SuzyCreamcheeziesApr 5, 2026
+565
Trump is spiralling. It would be funny if it wasn’t terrifying. So many people will continue to die because of this feckless man.
565
harrisarahApr 5, 2026
+48
Malignant narcissism meets its match in religious zealotry
48
squintytoastApr 5, 2026
+3836
The crew of Artemis is currently farther away from tRump than any other humans.
Lucky bastards!
3836
k1neticApr 5, 2026
+401
“Maybe we’ll just land on the moon for a bit”
401
YippieKayYayMrFalconApr 5, 2026
+76
You guys wanted a moon base eventually, right? Just send us some stuff. We’ll stay up here and get started.
76
BusinessPineappleApr 5, 2026
+299
They may end up being the last bastards alive.
299
apitopApr 5, 2026
+159
Wait I've seen this movie.
159
hardybookApr 5, 2026
+420
He's not used to someone standing up to him. He wanted Iran to roll over and give him what he wants exactly like what has happened to him and people he's dealt with his whole life.
420
AussieArlenBalesApr 5, 2026
+143
He reminds me of a toddler having a tantrum, Trump isn't used to people saying no and he hasn't got a way to TACO out of this.
143
bigtallbiscuitApr 5, 2026
+33
It’s understandable when you’re 2 years old. It loses a bit of charm at 79.
33
CutterbuckApr 5, 2026
+119
Entire world is standing up to him and he has no idea how to deal with it.
Everyone has realised they can just ignore him OR push back - (I wonder if the Tariff's were the first realisation)
EU not joining the Iran war.
UK hedging and limiting support.
Spain straight up blocking bases and airspace.
China just ignoring sanctions pressure.
Russia exploiting it.
Middle East "pets" not lining up like before.
Iran still not backing down despite ultimatums.
He is fast becoming the bully in the playground who can't scare enough kids to actually have any power
119
mouse_8bApr 5, 2026
+28
Also, most world leaders didn't get to their position by folding to bullies. Trump is up against people with real power of their own, which is different from the people he's used to bullying.
28
GlaneaApr 5, 2026
+808
https://i.imgur.com/QZOWvo4.png
What the absolute f*** is this
808
yontevApr 5, 2026
+310
A demented pedophile with access to a nuclear arsenal having a toddler tantrum.
310
SisyphusCoffeeBreakApr 5, 2026
+157
Tuesday is war crime day
157
TheInuitHunterApr 5, 2026
+159
1/3 of Americans be like:
“Oh he’s just joking”
“You took it out of context”
“He didn’t mean it”
It’s like watching your neighbor struggling with their toxic relationship but yet they would still find a way to keep defending their abuser.
159
k1dsmokeApr 5, 2026
+24
1/3rd of Americans don't even know what's going on at all.
Took my conservative, evangelical mother's car to get filled up. She asked me how much it is, I said $4.30, she responds "it was just $3.30, oh gosh, why has it gone up so much?".
Like completely unaware of what MAGA is doing in the middle east.
24
el_dude_brother2Apr 5, 2026
+433
The strait that was open until senile Don bombed them
433
headshotscottApr 5, 2026
+142
He's going to eventually take credit, if the Strait ever opens, for opening the Strait that was open before his war closed it. Even if the Iranians charge massive tolls *(which they will)* or threaten the rest of the Gulf's energy infrastructure into complying with them *(which they will)*, or conditionally waive it for their allies *(which they will),* he'll claim credit.
This war is *easily* the worst American strategic blunder in a quarter century.
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el_dude_brother2Apr 5, 2026
+69
Well voting in Trump in the first place and then allowing him to make 3 or 4 pretty bad strategic blunders before this even bigger one.
Things like the attack on Zelenski and threatening Greenland and NATO had really weakened the US internationally which will be felt for decades to come. A country with no allies is much weaker in the eyes of their enemy. However this war is probably the start of the end of the Petrodollar which is even more bad news.
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headshotscottApr 5, 2026
+37
Yeah he owns the list of strategic blunders. He doesn't exclusively own it, but he owns most of it. He's profoundly weakened American and has torched so much soft power we may never get back. Why would anyone trust us, even when he's gone? We showed we can and will elect crazy. We showed our worst side the world and it's not that small a cross-section of us. It's a huge number of people who enjoy and want this.
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Loud-Solution-6118Apr 5, 2026
+66
Jfc it's actually real. Unbelievable
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TridusApr 5, 2026
+1052
Man, the US looks so weak right now. Other countries are getting ships through and the best the US can do is ineffective bluster on social media.
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Bolter_NLApr 5, 2026
+374
But they got their pilot out and it only cost them half a billion and some wounded guys. USA USA USA
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hodgeman29Apr 5, 2026
+145
And like 5 more planes lmao
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Sufficient-Will3644Apr 5, 2026
+25
It’s effective in showing that they will publicly announce that they’re going to commit war crimes. There’s all sorts of other alarming things tied up in that, like the USA no longer caring about war crimes, or the USA has no capacity for diplomacy or tact. But that does quite a lot.
The USA is broken and cannot be trusted without systemic political structural change and an overhaul of their broken political culture. I wish they weren’t so well-armed.
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Choco_KnifeApr 5, 2026
+509
That's one angry pedofile.
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maplictisesc01Apr 5, 2026
+465
Is he mad enough to use nukes, though ?
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Stanjoly2Apr 5, 2026
+390
I guarantee he wants to. Hopefully whatever is stopping him continues to do so.
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KEEPCARLMApr 5, 2026
+230
100% you know his demented mind would love the idea of going down in history as someone who used a nuke against an enemy
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HiccupApr 5, 2026
+85
He wanted to use a nuke on a hurricane. He doesn't know what is going on with himself and others. Why would he ever post that, and on today of all days? Imagine any other world leader posting that. He's totally crazy.
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pew-pew-baccaApr 5, 2026
+30
My fear is that General George was the thing stopping them, and now that he's gone the path is more open.
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mattyp11Apr 5, 2026
+91
Who really knows, and that in and of itself says a lot. The US is easily the most unpredictable and hostile power in global politics right now. It’s really rich how conservatives sit around talking about the dangers of China as a superpower — because every horrible thing they accuse China of wanting to do, the US is *already* doing. “They want to invade Taiwan!! They’re going to start a war!!”
Dudes, we already invaded Venezuela and kidnapped their leader, and unilaterally launched a war against Iran, and suggested dismantling our alliances, and threatened a half dozen other countries with invasion or other aggression. This is not meant to defend China or any other country for their abuses, but look in the mirror … the US is by far the most dangerous actor on the global stage right now, thanks to Trump and his enablers. We are the baddies.
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DarthKrataaApr 5, 2026
+215
I mean this post is pretty f****** mad right?
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waywardchildmanApr 5, 2026
+117
IMPEACH HIM YOU SPINELESS FUCKWITS
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CombeiApr 5, 2026
+259
Translation: "As long as the markets are closed, I might escalate. Tuesday, when they reopen, I will say something so the markets cool down."
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Stanjoly2Apr 5, 2026
+75
I can see it now -- "The Iranians have given me another glorious gift. The biggest gift so far. Bigger than any president has ever been given."
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TheImpresarioApr 5, 2026
+110
Still absolutely f****** insane that a country just lets this continue. Just an absolute suicide pact with the dumbest leader on the planet.
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Ristar87Apr 5, 2026
+138
There's been one thing that's consistent with Donald Trump since he became president the first time. When he says something stupid and you call him a f****** idiot or when you tell him no, he throws a temper tantrum like a little b****.
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KatnamedeasterApr 5, 2026
+137
What a statesman! I'm so grateful to have a leader who posts like an angry drunk in the middle of the night.
Wait a moment.
Are we sure this isn't Kegstand using Fat Daddy's account? Here's hoping, since that means the rumors of Dumpy's death may not be greatly exaggerated. *fingers crossed*
Anyway, Allahu Snackbar, y'all!
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ohiotechieApr 5, 2026
+47
Narrator “They didn’t open it…”
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Mindfully-NumbApr 5, 2026
+42
Looks like the Lego videos are working
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SBRH33Apr 5, 2026
+37
Open the straight OR I will commit war crimes.
Yep. The leader of the free world folks.
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bookwormdrewApr 5, 2026
+75
So the GOP and Fox News were really upset when a black congresswoman used the F word, surely they're going to be upset about this fuckin guy using multiple curse words on Easter Sunday, right? Right?
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in2xsApr 5, 2026
+78
The Iran regime is laughing their asses off at him. He knows he’s losing. This is hilarious.
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sevens-on-her-sleeveApr 5, 2026
+73
Dude wrote “Praise be to Allah” on Easter. If that doesn’t sink him with Evangelicals, there really is nothing that would
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d3gaiaApr 5, 2026
+165
Americans stormed the White House over a free and fair election but they’ll let this maniac commit war crimes, terrorize the population domestically, and start WW3… I can’t believe this is real life
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GreatGojiraApr 5, 2026
+270
Taco Monday is going to be great.
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DeepThinkingMachineApr 5, 2026
+117
TACO Tuesday is always better
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Scared-Room-9962Apr 5, 2026
+32
It's almost funny how much he has fucked up with invading Iran. There is no way out for him.
Shame everyone suffers for his stupidity though.
Shame his worshippers will not care about it.
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YadahoomApr 5, 2026
+84
Imagine if Obama praised Allah on Easter Sunday
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gingerzombie2Apr 5, 2026
+21
Or hell, even Biden, or God forbid, Kamala Harris. I took note of the fact that Trump was sure to refer to him as Barack HUSSEIN Obama in his little speech the other day. This truly is the weirdest timeline.
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UnderfyreApr 5, 2026
+162
Sounds desperate and weak.
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_grey_wallApr 5, 2026
+200
Open the f***in' Epstein files first
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AmodernhousewifeApr 5, 2026
+66
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
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EyePiece108Apr 5, 2026
+25
Every week, I wonder when the American public or Congress will finally take action against this sociopath. Every single week.
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Emu_commandoApr 5, 2026
+29
Remove that f****** lunatic from office holy shit.
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StealthsongerApr 5, 2026
+27
Imagine the Conservative meltdown if Obama tweeted "praise be the Allah" on Easter.... Just, wow.
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TreeInternational771Apr 5, 2026
+407
F*** all the people that willingly stayed at home or voted for this orange menace.
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VallkinApr 5, 2026
+21
Crazy. I thought this administration said it was open 2 weeks ago.
Edit: clarification on 'they'
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SolizeMusicApr 5, 2026
+22
Lol this dude is crashing out
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daangmyfriendApr 5, 2026
+20
Can’t wait to hear MAGA’s same old “just pissing off the liberals again” or “you just don’t have any sense of humor”
This is why no one takes the US seriously anymore, having your president communicating like a monster energy fueled 14 year old is why.
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Superman246o1Apr 5, 2026
+24
Remember when Howard Dean was deemed "unpresidential" because he said "YAAAHH!" precisely once?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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