Trump to Visit China From May 13-15, First Time Since 2017

They’re going to play him like the most basic simple game imaginable. Flattery and praise. He’ll rave about how much Xi loves him and how he got China to give him just what he wanted

My guess is that China will treat him with great hospitality and then he is gonna leave empty handed, after years of sanctions and tariff war, there are no more things the Chinese fear or need from him … at this point

He is going to get the shit kicked out of him. And he will have no idea what happened.

While he's gone. can we just change the locks? Will that work? May i zee your passport please. THIS looks FAKE, send him back!

Careful Donny, China has the Death Penalty for Pedo's, they might wish to make an example.

Can he stay there

Can't wait to hear Trump once again reveal his deep knowledge of Chinese and world history.

If you follow Chinese social media, they make fun of the U.S. for having a comedy show in the whitehouse.

Would be great if they imprisoned him. 

My guess he cancels at the last minute

Xi Jinping will treat Taco like a step-child.

3 days ? I doubt he will remember in the evening what he said in the morning .

Trump is going to get played like a fiddle lol. Trump handed the future to China and the only outcome will be Xi getting exactly what he needs and Trump thinking he made some kind of deal in his benefit.

He should go to a wet market and sample so local delicacies.

The village idiot goes overseas, two days of cringe worthy comments, late night social media posts and delusional views of geopolitics according to a nut bar

China can you just keep him

That is two long flights in a very short time. And every time he comes back from international trips, his aging/exhaustion seems to accelerate…🍿

So 2 dictators shake hands and discuss be like: “iran is mine and Taiwan is yours. Cheers! Win Win!”

Or tomorrow his plans will change. TACO

Keep him

Fix the Iran mess first u buffoon.

I wish they'd just keep him

Talk about f****** weak. Even Newsom got the Chinese to come to him. The entire world laughs at that joke in the White House.

Xi will not be cowed by the orange megalomaniac like other world leaders and will give it to him with both barrels, fully loaded.

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

"Beijing — The People’s Republic of China has formally denied entry to United States President Donald J. Trump following a review conducted by relevant administrative and public-security authorities. According to ministry officials, the decision was influenced in part by recently reviewed unreleased materials associated with the Jeffrey Epstein investigations. Authorities stated that, while no formal legal determination was being asserted by the Chinese government, the contents were deemed “deeply inconsistent with current national campaigns concerning the protection of minors and public moral standards.” A ministry spokesperson stated: > The spokesperson declined to elaborate further on the contents of the reviewed materials, citing “international sensitivity and ongoing foreign legal matters.” Additional concerns reportedly included disagreements over proposed security arrangements involving gold-colored motorcades. Officials emphasized that the decision should not be interpreted as hostility toward the American people, adding that bilateral relations remain “important, stable, and occasionally exhausting.” No further comment will be provided at this time." Its on my bingo card. It would just be too funny:D

If he actually goes. It’s a long flight. Last week he couldn’t even be bothered to walk down the stairs for a scheduled press photo op with leadership from Brazil. I’ll be shocked if this trip happens.

He’s upset that Canada is friendly with China now.

last time he worked hard and got special deals for his daughter and family, but this time maybe he'll negotiate with the whole country in mind? who re-elected this dumb thief?

So Washington DC will be relatively nice when I visit during that time. We'll that is excellent news. Ol' Stinkbag will be out of town. Maybe we can change the locks on the White House while he is gone?

Can they keep him, please?

Xi as soon as Trump leaves: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao, Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao, Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao

I feel sorry for Xi to have to listen to this wheeze bag

Hope he doesn't wear compressed socks for the flight.

It would be quite alright if they choose to keep him this time.

China if you're listening

Can they keep him? Can we start a fundme? 

China has all the cards

It is surprisingly short, considering it is his first travel to China in many years

I bet that would be an interesting conversation to hear behind closed doors.

im a worst case scenario kinda guy but lets hope in 2 months everyone is gonna be like "remember the covid v2 scare??"

I would behave with China in exactly the same way I will behave with dragon

This man loves him some dictators. It's almost as if.......

Did anyone watch the episode of South Park? Funny how’s it’s STILL true today. “Ohhh no, Twump, you got a big p****. Our p**** small. So small. You got big long p****!”

He heard about the organ transplants from Putin

Chinese Peace Prize incoming.

You can't make foi gras without stuffing the goose and China plans to stuff that goose good and proper.

Didn't China just recently write a law where they execute pedophiles? Come onnn China. I know you can do it.

Keep Him!!!!!!!!

Don't you hate it when the boss calls you in?

Hey, China, Trump would love an extended visit - like until 2028...

Oh he’s gonna want a military parade after this

I heard word a few weeks back that one of the talking points is expected to be the Chinese electric auto industry. Ford has supposedly been working with one of the Chinese manufacturers (probably BYD) on some kind of partnership, so these talks could open that up a bit more and we could start seeing those cars in the states before too long, if Xi butters up Trump properly.

Maybe we could trade him for one of those electric cars…… or a couple of fortune cookies

Dear Chinese people, please please please I beg you, keep te senile demented supreme wannabe dictator and lock him up with an excuse like you normally do with pedophiles. After his trial you may punish him in accordance with your laws. Thank you and forever in debt xxx.

*Go away,* ***fat man...*** 😒😒😒 ^*Stewie* ^*Griffin* ^*voice*

How many of their politicians and generals is he going to salute while there? Over/under 4?

The Chinese leaders must be salivating at the thought of taking advantage of Trump.

He hasn't checked on his MAGA factories in 9 years? 

China are going to try to get some sort of walk back or concession about the U.S. stance on Taiwan.

They can keep him

Is there a Chinese version of the Big Mac?

What medical treatment is he going there for?

Didn’t China just pass a law saying they would execute pedofiles? He’s taking a risk here…

Trump prob gonna ask xi to help with the Iran situation, since china and Iran were major trade partners for a while. In return trump prob gonna give china access to the high end AI hardware.

How much do we need to pay them to keep him? I can start the GoFundMe account right now.

The fact the us president has to go to china tells a lot if things.

Please don’t come home safe

You know, travel can be hard on old folks. Let's hope that's the case this time around.

Just in time for a shit load of Quarterly reports lmao.

Hey stay longer like 4ever.

Bring out the baby cribs, diapers, and pacifiers!

Arrest him for war crimes while he is there!

China, keep him.

Maybe he can stay there for an extended visit.

That polymarket Chyna count will be off the charts.

Hey guys, relax, don't worry, trump will behave himself well, because as well all know, trump respects strong dictators; it's almost like he aspires to be one himself.

If this doesn’t end with Trump madly falling in love with Xi, I’ll be disappointed while at the same time hoping that doesn’t happen.

Once Xi interacts with him in person and sees the actual quality of the person who is our president the next two and a half years, he’s tripling down on all his initiatives and knows he no longer even needs to think of America as a real competitor any more. Please have little Stephen Wingnut write him a note and say he cannot come because he has a club championship that he simply must cheat at and win, and just can’t make it. So sorry Xi. It’s borderline treason sending Trump anywhere on any diplomatic mission. He’s pathetically unqualified.

A Little Rendezvous…

Can we please revoke his passport when he's there?

He will say he doesn't eat Chinese food, and they will have to bring him McDonalds.

Stay there, please. He fits in with Winnie the Pooh.

Bet he sucks some c*** while he's there.

This should be fun. Can he stay awake, let alone think that long?

They will bribe him personally, and he will give them US tax dollars

Winne always looks like he'd rather be somewhere else

If I’m Taiwan, I’m very nervous about this meeting. tЯ☭mp is very desperate for help saving face from his failed war with Iran, he may just offer Taiwan to China for their help getting us out of Iran.

He'll come away dazzled by a display of robotic acrobatics and drone coordination, declare some sort of shitvestment venture that his sons will spearhead, and then somehow, China will make away with cheaper US crops. Throw it all on Kalshi.

3 days? He will barely have time to adjust to the timezone.

Can he and the billionaires stay?

Dont even care what happens, the drama’s gonna be fun

How many times do we think he’ll bow to them?

Do we have a list of the dumb things he might says during the trip?