Antifa, the apple dumpling gang, hunter's laptop, and the goonies are all at the top of the list
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The_Shitty_AdmiralApr 1, 2026
+1
Hunter's laptop *did* do Benghazi or 11/9 or whichever terrorist attack you think of, the laptop did it!!!
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DrunkenNinja27Apr 1, 2026
+1
Laptops can melt steel beams.
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False_Ad_5372Apr 1, 2026
+1
The laptop is a lovecraftian cosmic horror
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OkBrilliant8092Apr 1, 2026
+1
Mine is. Crispy keyboard :p
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Homely_CorsicanApr 1, 2026
+1
We have to further investigate as Hunter’s laptop is now blocking the Straight of Hormuz.
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MaxSchreckArt616Apr 1, 2026
+1
Close, but you're a little off on the details: it is actually Hunter Biden's *p***** that is blocking the Straight of Hormuz.
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SC-RK-7tApr 1, 2026
+1
No no no, his p**** is blocking the Gay of Hormuz. The laptop is, in fact, blocking the Strait of Hormuz
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Temporary_Heron6944Apr 1, 2026
+1
This made me LOL!! We need unity of messaging to drive home how completely ridiculous MAGA is.
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TheJonasVentureApr 1, 2026
+1
You can't gaslight me, I know the laptop did the bowling green massacre. Always forget, never remember.
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coldfirephoenixApr 1, 2026
+1
Pretty sure it was Hunter's p****. We probably need a few more slideshows of it in congress.
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BurningWolframApr 1, 2026
+1
Where was Obama on 9/11?
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SminahinApr 1, 2026
+1
At least some of those things are real. Antifa, on the other hand...
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eckoelabApr 1, 2026
+1
"is "antifa" in the room with us now, Donny?"
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moldivoreApr 1, 2026
+1
I heard Greg Bovino is in the lollipop guild, possible inside job? Just asking questions.
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elainegeorgeApr 1, 2026
+1
Well, the Goonies did wreck the plans of those land developers
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MusicLikeOxygenApr 1, 2026
+1
Don't mess with the Goonies. Goonies never say die!
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raspberryharbourApr 1, 2026
+1
They are no match for the Gooners, the most powerful force on the internet
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Supreme_PrimateApr 1, 2026
+1
Oh laugh now but the ADG is for real y’all. Check yourself.
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CSAtWitsEndApr 1, 2026
+1
I honestly love those movies so much lmao
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Caraes_NaurApr 1, 2026
+1
Along with Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and leprechauns.
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Hoppers-Body-DoubleApr 1, 2026
+1
Hey hey hey, don't leave out the lollipop guild. Those motherfuckers can bit some serious ankle.
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Big_Lab_JagrApr 1, 2026
+1
Don't forget Hellfire Club
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GoochTwainApr 1, 2026
+1
"the apple dumpling gang"
lol
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KC_QueApr 1, 2026
+1
Interesting that 'buttery males' no longer makes the short list.
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raspberryharbourApr 1, 2026
+1
The dudes ran out of butter :(
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Holiday_Box1571Apr 1, 2026
+1
They should try and raid ANTIFA HQ to make a point….
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CoastingUphillApr 1, 2026
+1
What? I don't want them in my house!
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TymeSefariIncApr 1, 2026
+1
That's OUR house, comrade!
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lindendwellerApr 1, 2026
+1
Don't worry, they won't enter, they'll just nuke it from orbit
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CoastingUphillApr 1, 2026
+1
Sweet release
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SwissChzMcGeezApr 1, 2026
+1
Antifa HQ used to be the Pentagon in WWII.
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aradraugfeaApr 1, 2026
+1
The real reason Trump tore down the East Wing.
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JojenCopyPasteApr 1, 2026
+1
Didn't they arrest that one guy in Portland or wherever and claim his apartment was Antifa HQ because he offered aid to protestors in his apartment?
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PossessionOk5313Apr 1, 2026
+1
Mind you, the KKK isn’t even officially recognized as terrorist.
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aradraugfeaApr 1, 2026
+1
Well yeah, they’d have to include the police unions, and what are they gonna do, arrest themselves?!
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37853688544788Apr 1, 2026
+1
Truth^
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SeduApr 1, 2026
+1
That’s because the White House just sees allies when it looks at them.
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Upbeat-Pianist5909Apr 1, 2026
+1
Nothing says I am a fascist like being against anti fascism.
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[deleted]Apr 1, 2026
+1
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Cosmic_SethApr 1, 2026
+1
Except that's not what they are doing.
There is no gang.
There is no organization or leadership.
It's anyone that the Administration doesn't like.
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OddlyFactual1512Apr 1, 2026
+1
Except, antifa isn't an organization. The Republicans needed some way to target those that disagree with them, and made it up.
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Door-LeatherApr 1, 2026
+1
what terrorism is "antifa" engaging in?
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Valuable_Sea_4709Apr 1, 2026
+1
Exactly! his counter logic only works if you can point to them doing "bad things". Which I can't either because I'm unaware of them or because these actions never came to pass.
And you know... I am sure that antifa was a severe threat... To the Nazi regime in World War II.
To the fascist regime in Italy.
But I've yet to see them bomb a school twice, with heavy ordinance. I've yet to see them threaten civilian power plants and water desalination facilities.
I've yet to see them lead a coup attempt.
I've yet to see them kill innocent civilians in the street and claim legal immunity.
So who exactly is the terrorist organization here?
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[deleted]Apr 1, 2026
+1
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tracyingeApr 1, 2026
+1
Apparently the FBI disagrees with that jury: [https://inthesetimes.com/article/prairieland-antifa-trial-protest-repression-fbi](https://inthesetimes.com/article/prairieland-antifa-trial-protest-repression-fbi)
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jaxonfairfieldApr 1, 2026
+1
That article just says that the federal prosecutor accused them of having "ties to antifa". Whatever that could even mean is beyond me, but it's definitely nothing.
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Colonel-MooseknuckleApr 1, 2026
+1
>The terrorism charges followed Trump’s order last fall to designate Antifa as a domestic terrorist organization. Those charges did not require a tie to any organization.
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Brokkyn2024Apr 1, 2026
+1
"charges over a shooting at a Texas immigration facility that federal prosecutors tied to Antifa, the **decentralized** far-left movement "
So there is no organization. These idiots shot up a detention center all on their own. There is no "Antifa Terrorist Group".
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TwelveGaugeSageApr 1, 2026
+1
Ah yes, the ol' far left viewpoint of....opposing fascism...
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meltdown_popcornApr 1, 2026
+1
Ah yes, the ol' fascist cultist.
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AssociateGreat2350Apr 1, 2026
+1
>Short for “anti-fascists,” Antifa is not a single organization but rather an umbrella term for far-left-leaning militant groups that confront or resist neo-Nazis and white supremacists at demonstrations.
from your article
It's literally just a word that means anti-fascist. The opposite of fascism
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BunktaviousApr 1, 2026
+1
You have to realize, they consider things like honking your horn to be militant.
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Cancel_Culture_ClubApr 1, 2026
+1
Unless it’s trucker convoys in Canada protesting vaccines.
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BunktaviousApr 1, 2026
+1
Please don't remind me.
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Colonel-MooseknuckleApr 1, 2026
+1
Being accused of having ties to Antifa, is not the same as this gang that you described.
Especially when that accusation is coming from Pam Bondi, the ultimate pedo defender.
*Edit: Buddy boy ran away real quick!*
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Caveman-UgApr 1, 2026
+1
What are the three worst things this supposed terrorist organization has done to be deemed the top counterterrorism target?
Your argument is that the group is doing bad things while hiding behind the veil of anti fascism. So what are they doing that you claim is bad?
1
MalllratApr 1, 2026
+1
Your honor I object on the grounds that this is terrible for my case!
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Mixer-3007Apr 1, 2026
+1
"You want to know what this is really all about? The Trump administration had two targets: the political left and anyone opposing his agenda. You get what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to disagree with the president or hold left-leaning views, but by labeling antifa a domestic terrorist organization and painting progressive activists as part of a violent network, we could disrupt those communities. We could authorize investigations, unleash the FBI and Joint Terrorism Task Forces, scrutinize funding, and treat them as a threat night after night on Fox News. Did we know we were lying about antifa? Of course we did."
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ThisOneFuqqsApr 1, 2026
+1
I see what you did there...spot on
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Rare-Forever2135Apr 1, 2026
+1
I wonder if ICE will devolve into an analog of how the GOP's WoD led to a lucrative black market that led to the formation of cartels
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jaxonfairfieldApr 1, 2026
+1
Is this a reference to something, or an actual quote?
Kinda funny that his last name translates to honest man
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lindendwellerApr 1, 2026
+1
Was this one about the war on drugs, communistes or the civil right movement ? I'm pretty sure it's from a Nixon stooge but I've got my wires crossed on the specifics.
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avantgardengnomeApr 1, 2026
+1
War on Drugs (really both in some ways)
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KioskwarApr 1, 2026
+1
Some states are working on medical-anti-fascism, but it’s still illegal at the federal level. Until then just make sure you don’t smell like a leftist.
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Historical_Bend_2629Apr 1, 2026
+1
Most Americans aren’t supporters of fascism. So I guess he will need to add 250,000,000 Americans to his list of domestic enemies.
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chmod777Apr 1, 2026
+1
Well, one of the goals for p2025 is to reduce the us population. So....
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CaymonkiApr 1, 2026
+1
Why do you think ICE is trying to put a detention center in every state? It’s not for illegal immigrants, it is the side dish for pushing to end Birthright Citizenship (something Trump’s children benefit from) and this administration plans to put “Antifa” in detention centers to exploit for slave labor for corporations to profit from. Project 25 was about creating a Republican controlled government and removing anyone who disagrees.
The real minorities you should be worried about are Republicans, not immigrants. They want to exploit the citizens of this country and create basically company towns ran by the wealthiest people on earth. Do you want to live in Musk’s town or Thiels? Too bad not your choice.
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KingBadfordApr 1, 2026
+1
But he needs his dwindling base to think that Antifa is an actual organization and a dangerous one.
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Dearic75Apr 1, 2026
+1
More a justification to round up anyone who they think might try to vote democrat in the midterms. After all, why are we letting terrorists vote?
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TemporarySun314Apr 1, 2026
+1
if that is true, Americans maybe should not have elected a fascist as president twice.
or electing a fascist party into power for decaddy now on all levels...
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SlaterVBenedictApr 1, 2026
+1
All he needs to do is add enough that equal the tipping point percentage in battleground states, and he’ll fix the election for himself.
Add to that attempts to remove mail in voting, voting system and machine tampering, and intimidation by deploying Nazis in the form of I.C.E. at voting locations in those districts, and he’ll have all he needs.
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Sad-Week6040Apr 1, 2026
+1
I'm not so sure about that. Half of America is stuffed with dum dums who can't use reason and the other half are cowards who won't stand for nothing, even against fascism. And don't tell me a parade of funny signs every couple of months is it, because it's not.
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Bored_Acolyte_44Apr 1, 2026
+1
They keep talking about how great the US would be with 100 million less people.
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Pretend_Handle_7639Apr 1, 2026
+1
Only 70 million or so, because anyone who didn't support and vote for Kamala helped fascism
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hcwhitewolfApr 1, 2026
+1
It's funny when the Trump admin and MAGA are the greatest threat to national security in a very, very long time.
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MrTemeculaApr 1, 2026
+1
Creeping fascism since 2016.
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blatantinsanity855Apr 1, 2026
+1
More like sprinting...
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LittleYellowPillApr 1, 2026
+1
1921
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Caraes_NaurApr 1, 2026
+1
1981.
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brownbieApr 1, 2026
+1
This goes back to "antifa is anyone they say it is". Nowhere did they provide any credible evidence of this being antifa. They can't provide evidence because antifa is an idea and not an organization. It is a fabrication concocted by a fascist government so that they have a pretext to go after anyone they want, they simply need to say it was antifa.
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AbleDanger12Apr 1, 2026
+1
And this right here is what should terrify everyone
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LazloHollifeldApr 1, 2026
+1
Antifa is no more real than the boogie man, and is only a thing to help right wing pundits try to attempt to balance the scales from the proud boys, oath keepers, and 3%’ers that they support.
1
Prize_Proof5332Apr 1, 2026
+1
Who is the leader of this organization , where are it's headquarters?
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ToNoMoCoApr 1, 2026
+1
We all are and the HQ is in our hearts and minds and it is baked right into the streets all across this broad and fertile land
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CulturalKing5623Apr 1, 2026
+1
And how do I sign up? I'd love to join this ragtag group of _anti-fascists_ fighting to keep the US from _falling into fascism_.
I can bring smoked chicken to the meetups. I also make a pretty good roasted whole cauliflower for the vegetarians out there.
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meltdown_popcornApr 1, 2026
+1
It's easy. You just sign up by not going along with fascism.
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No-Swimming4153Apr 1, 2026
+1
Well you see they are in every blue city apartment building, hospital, and school. So, the only solution is a drone strike.
/S
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0thethethe0Apr 1, 2026
+1
I'm anti-fa, not sure about being the leader though.
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AFlockOfTySegallsApr 1, 2026
+1
Is ANTIFA in the room with us now?
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challamApr 1, 2026
+1
Yup.
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meltdown_popcornApr 1, 2026
+1
Right answer!
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ToadfingerApr 1, 2026
+1
Antifa is nothing but an idea. The Trump cult is the most dangerous and traitorous organization in the history of this country.
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butwhyisitsoApr 1, 2026
+1
Delist white supremacists from terror watchlists > create ice and hire them as govt agents > doge federal oversight and overwhelm remaining staff > collect voter info > list all non-maga political activism as antifa > fill the detention centers > denaturalize > sort for work
he really needs that birthright ruling though, so hopefully something sane happens
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Mike_Pences_MotherApr 1, 2026
+1
So everyone in the nation that is anti fascist. Bold move, Cotton
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thistimelineisweirdApr 1, 2026
+1
Kind of proving the point of the whole "anti fascism" thing.
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TheOneCalledGumpApr 1, 2026
+1
I'm the Leader of Antifa, come f****** find me.
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CSAtWitsEndApr 1, 2026
+1
Not possible, I’m the leader actually.
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ToNoMoCoApr 1, 2026
+1
That's all of us in case anyone was wondering
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AmonMetalHeadApr 1, 2026
+1
I'm a terrorist? That's Metal as f*** \m/
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SurturielApr 1, 2026
+1
So, "Fa" is ok?
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meltdown_popcornApr 1, 2026
+1
To MAGA, yes.
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supercali45Apr 1, 2026
+1
Distractions everywhere … it is still working on the market which is the only thing he cares about
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tracyingeApr 1, 2026
+1
What better way to claim that you defeated a terrorist group than by having it be non-existent?
"THanks to the strong leadership of President Trump, Antifa has been disbanded and destroyed!"
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Specialist-Mud4150Apr 1, 2026
+1
Glad we have our priorities right. Not like Iran has a reason to activate or recruit terror cells in the US or anything.
1
Strange-Effort1305Apr 1, 2026
+1
Punishing Disloyalty to Trump is America's only priority.
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FoxyInTheSnowApr 1, 2026
+1
Me: “I’m, uh, not a fan of Goebbels”
trump’s america: “TERRORIST!!!”
1
Difficult-Low5891Apr 1, 2026
+1
When does he get it through his thick skull that it’s not a f****** organization, it’s a f****** abbreviation. Clown 🤡
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CSAtWitsEndApr 1, 2026
+1
I think abbreviation is more accurate, no?
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Difficult-Low5891Apr 1, 2026
+1
Thanks, I corrected it. My brain is fried.
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False_Ad_5372Apr 1, 2026
+1
I thought one of their databases already identified that one dude who’s the “leader of antifa”. Should be no problem, right?! Right?!
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CallabrantusApr 1, 2026
+1
He wants to extra-judiciously end the lives of everyone that doesn't like him. That's what this is about.
1
nolesfan89Apr 1, 2026
+1
Put me on the list
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virgil_of_the_brooksApr 1, 2026
+1
Arrest this fascist orange now before it’s too late. It’s obvious he wants to be a king that can treat his people worse than dirt. May he and his family forever be cursed with crippling ineptitude and endless, immeasurable suffering- in this life and the next
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AfvalracerApr 1, 2026
+1
For everyone that doesn’t understand:
Antifa is short for ANTI-FACIST/FACISM.
And this may come to you as a shock, but you are either anti or pro, there is nothing in between. You can’t be a little bit not facist, you’re in or out, it is that black and white
Next, antifa is not an organization, it is a political and personal conviction/perspective, so making it an “counterterrorism target” makes absolutely no sense what so ever except for a dictator like orange Pinochet or Orange Pinocchio (whatever you prefer) to outlaw ant-facism. This is extremely 1984.
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Sea-Rip3902Apr 1, 2026
+1
Bro the antifa is finished for sure.
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PrefersEarlGreyApr 1, 2026
+1
National emergencies so big you can't even see them. Terrorist groups so dangerous we can't even name any members.
If Republicans stopped fighting imaginary issues no one can see they might actually have to govern.
Who am I kidding there's always another mythical imaginary immigrant or trans athlete to be scared of.
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KetzephApr 1, 2026
+1
Donald Trump is a traitor to the US and MAGAts are 21st century Nazis.
No true patriot suffers a Nazi or their sympathizers
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876050Apr 1, 2026
+1
I thought it did not exist? Where are the Epstein files?
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TicketAmbitious6200Apr 1, 2026
+1
Me! Me! I'm a third-tier pseudo general in the ANTIFA army! I've got the t-shirt and I know the secret handshake! We will force our terrorist anti-fascist values on the United States and then the WORLD! \*evil Kamala-like laugh\*
P.S. - F*** you Donnie.
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Smart_Spinach_1538Apr 1, 2026
+1
Be funny if all of us that oppose fascism in it's many form declared we are Antifa!
1
KnightoncloudwineApr 1, 2026
+1
Honestly when the boot is on the other foot one day they can counter and state MAGA is a domestic threat and terrorist organization.
1
kstar79Apr 1, 2026
+1
Remember that time Antifa's preferred candidate lost an election, so they decided to storm the Capitol building to stop certification of the election results?
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m19010101Apr 1, 2026
+1
He is at war with America just as much as any other country he’s bombing.
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theclansman22Apr 1, 2026
+1
If Antifa is such a threat, why did he pardon all the Antifa agents that were involved in January 6th?
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PlusAd9194Apr 1, 2026
+1
[ Removed by Listnook ]
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yoursandforeverApr 1, 2026
+1
Chasing ghosts.
Another move about politics and nothing else.
Same as killing the Ayatollah, bitching about NATO, birthright citizenship.
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Kikuchiy0Apr 1, 2026
+1
The trump admin trying to explain ANTIFA:
[https://youtu.be/jO-kbXj0cR4?si=\_9tzU73khVC8q5xf&t=113](https://youtu.be/jO-kbXj0cR4?si=_9tzU73khVC8q5xf&t=113)
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poop-moneyApr 1, 2026
+1
Hey, whatever happened to the girlfriend of the "Founder of Antifa" they arrested last year in Portland? Nothing because Kristi Noem is a f****** liar and Antifa isn't a real organization? Huh, that doesn't track with this administrations claims of transparency and honesty...
1
CyberpunkcatnipApr 1, 2026
+1
All just an attempt to get democrats on that voter list that USPS will block mail ballots.
1
robcwagApr 1, 2026
+1
He's looking in the wrong place. He needs to go after PROFA. Oh wait... never mind.
1
toddkhamiltonApr 1, 2026
+1
something i learned recently is there no such thing legally as a "domestic terror organization" designation in the united states, hence why the kkk or the black panthers, or black block etc... have never been officially designated as "terrorists" despite whatever investigations have been done in them
1
ShiftymennoknightApr 1, 2026
+1
Didn't they say they caught the leader of Antifas girlfriend months ago? I wonder whatever happened with that
1
BishopkilljoyApr 1, 2026
+1
A few other terrorists/groups they should go after:
The Legion of Doom
Mojo Jojo
Thanos
The Chaos Insurgency
Rita Rapulsa
The Death Eaters
And Orochimaru
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BarCompetitive7220Apr 1, 2026
+1
gop in search for boggie xyz.
1
AvoidtollsApr 1, 2026
+1
Over Isis
1
GaragedaysApr 1, 2026
+1
Quick get grocery bagger guy on it stat
1
fr0z3nf1r3Apr 1, 2026
+1
Literally at war with another country and they aren't the top target?
1
Hertzian_AntennaApr 1, 2026
+1
He's confused Israelis with Antifa.
1
FivebyFiveApr 1, 2026
+1
That craziness aside, what is this article?
"Inflict death" is a fascinating way to describe murder.
1
ThirdSunRisingApr 1, 2026
+1
Yeah go raid their headquarters. Where is their HQ again?
1
XeropointApr 1, 2026
+1
Might as well add the Rhythm Mafia to the list.
1
YelloeisokApr 1, 2026
+1
Squirrel distraction #703 (or so).
1
KidKilobyteApr 1, 2026
+1
Antifa is just a Republican euphemism for Democrats.
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boot2skullApr 1, 2026
+1
Just hijack MAGA as the anti-fascist banner and let’s see what Trump does.
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Disgruntl3dP3licanApr 1, 2026
+1
He is right antifa is the number 1 counterterrorism organisation right now. Top fascist target.
1
trash-juiceApr 1, 2026
+1
List him - Terrorist in Chief, first!
Then, Stochastically Arrest him …
1
mookini10Apr 1, 2026
+1
Such a complete fool
1
Sigma_Function-1823Apr 1, 2026
+1
The orange idiot is going to have US federal law enforcement chasing unicorns.
Must be a great day for criminals committing actual federal crimes.
1
FlowofOdApr 1, 2026
+1
Im worried that whatever moderate liberal windbag we get next doesn’t reverse any of the antifa stuff because they also hate the left
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