Trump Unveils Crass Horror of Book-Free Presidential Library

The statue of him lol.  “This is what I would look like if I lost 100 pounds and stood up straight.”

> President Donald Trump has shared the first images of his latest vanity building—a **book-free library** that includes a tacky golden statue of himself and shiny gold escalators.

Trump's images of his library are also AI-generated. Also, it's not really a *library* if it doesn't have any books.

It’s a land grab for this c***. Eric is running this one.

To be fair.. If they really made a library off the things Trump has actually read it would just be Mein Kampf, Variety Magazines and Weekly World News. Which would be super weird

in a perfect world, it'd be the library cart at adx florence.

After it is built I think I will gift them a *Highlights* subscription.

NYC really dodged a bullet with this one. Thank god this will be in Miami instead.

I wonder if this will be a center of pilgrimage for the cult. Of if they will move on to the next grift and pretend never having supported him.

>However, the site is taking donations, including a button for those who wish to ‘donate more than $10,000.’ Of course it is, this is so on brand I'm actually a little embarrassed that I was surprised

That's actually hilarious, as I couldn't see the point of naming a Library after a man I'm not convinced is literate. I bet the man has to sound out a restaurant menu. I thought, what? Are you going to fill it with pop up books? Frankly this is close to the equivalent.

Its honestly something I am curious about what does an illiterate man do with a library?

I guess books are part of the gay agenda now. Gold escalators clearly aren't.

I sincerely believe that Trump has never read a single book, front to back, in his entire life.

Presidential libraries are kind of suspect to begin with. They’re privately funded by presidents who campaign for private donations while they’re in office. They’re primarily used for controlling the narrative around a President’s legacy. They are not required or setup in our laws. They are simply vanity projects that have only really been done for the last 80 years or so. Trump can do whatever the f*** he wants with his own library. No one will ever take it seriously, especially if he ends ip being the one to completely tesr down the country as it seems hes doing.

Rancid. Crass.

I guess Miami needs more gender-neutral public restrooms. 🤷‍♂️

The statue looks similar to the one of Saddam in Baghdad.  What ever happened to that one? 

we’ve been 'projecting strength' for years and all it got us was a recruitment crisis and talk of a draft. brilliant.

Presidential Backroom? Don’t think he understands what a library is.

Donald J. Trump Warcriminal library.

Remember folks, there’s virtually no limitations on foreigners donating however much money they want to his “library fund” so this building will be built by middle eastern blood money among all the other deplorable donors you can think of.

A library without books is the perfect metaphor for Trump's Presidency.

I’m surprised he’s not putting it on the mall

Is it just one big gift shop?

"Crass horror"? A library with no books is spot on for him, it's completely fitting. I doubt that avid readers of The Daily Beast belong to many book clubs or haunt libraries themselves so that's a perfect level for them too.

Seeing how they like to plagerized..  I can see them having a bunch of projectors with videos of books from every library from around the Country.  And playing in the background, the song "Can't touch this"

Maybe I missed it but was there even one non-white person in the video?

He wants his own Smithsonian dedicated to him… this is some serious Pharaoh shit Don…

I think that we are watching the formation of a nihilistic religion. There is already an unquestioning fervor amongst maga that is based on no clear belief other than their leader’s infallibility despite evidence of the contrary.

Just put a c***** inside. Thats what Biff did.

I don't think it will be book-free. There will be one hundred thousand copies of "The Art Of The Deal". For sale. And the same number of bibles. Autographed by him. Also for sale.

https://youtu.be/8JN1oh9ZtCU?si=fZsGT9fT7FuUSCQj

I just figured with the two books it would hold, The Art of the Deal and Melania, it would be a mobile library with very limited hours. But I see Vegas is coming to Florida.

This sounds too real to be an April Fools joke

Wrong. It's filled, to the BRIM with ALL OF THE BOOKS he's ever read... ...oh. Huh.

Can't they find enough of his favorite D*** and Jane books to fill the library? Any books beyond those are beyond his comprehension.

They would have to be pop up books anyway.

Well that sucks for anyone who thought, “Well, at least we won’t have to worry about him building a presidential library, given that he and his supporters are illiterate.”

He doesn't read. He pays others to read and paraphrase for him. He would not be a good Magic: the Gathering player.

Will 100% be faling apart before it even opens. If it gets built at all.

Why do I hear cyberpunk music playing right now?

April Fools, I hope?

All the books will be heavily redacted, that’s why he doesn’t want any.

On the upside, if thing does actually get built (in Miami), it's super unlikely to survive hurricanes/climate change over the next 5 to 10 years.

I’d expect a Trump Presidential Library to be book free. I mean, I doubt Trump has even read more than ten books in his whole life.

If I get a library card for this library, can I sign out the jet?

Does he think we’re just goanna give him our planes? Next president better repo that shit.

A library without books? How dreadful. IFYKYN.