I thought I just got done reading we’re leaving Iran
6751
A_Pointy_RockApr 2, 2026
+2636
*for* Iran. Leaving *for* Iran.
2636
UnendingEpistimeApr 2, 2026
+391
Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Iran!
391
throwdowntown585839Apr 2, 2026
+195
Whoppee we’re all gonna die
195
FeriQueenApr 2, 2026
+126
And it’s one, two, three, what are we fighting for? Nobody actually seems to know. Aside from distracting people’s attention from the Epstein files, that is.
126
No-Profession5134Apr 2, 2026
+34
Isreal has politely fear mongered to Conservatives about Iran(with no proof) for 40 years.... and now we have a President stupid enough to beleive it..... for reasons....(Definately convenient as a distraction for kid diddling.) The Damage that has been done to our country is incalcuable.
No "Conservative" on either side of the aisle can be forgiven for this Treason.
34
AprilsMostAmazingApr 2, 2026
+92
No. More Wars!
92
KrimsonrainApr 2, 2026
+41
America first? No, more wars!
41
gta0012Apr 2, 2026
+829
The war will be done in 2-3 weeks.
Will have boots on the ground in 2-3 weeks.
Going to bomb them to the stone ages for 2-3 weeks.
Accomplished everything we needed to do in 2-3 weeks.
Forever knows as the 2-3 weeks war.
829
PippyHooliganApr 2, 2026
+287
He says two weeks more than that fat lady in Total Recall.
287
lafolieisgoodApr 2, 2026
+73
So you know that we are fucked when he says three weeks.
73
Fancy_Morning9486Apr 2, 2026
+30
Best i can do is a 3 day special military opperation
30
ZenRageApr 2, 2026
+17
If we ever needed an AI video of something, it's Trump as the fat Total Recall lady
17
QbertsRubeApr 2, 2026
+13
Everything is perpetually happening in about 2 weeks and every lawsuit is for $10 billion. It's like he has the brain of an infant and has only learned those two numbers.
13
bigDOSApr 2, 2026
+7
Get ready for a surprise!
7
benjamooApr 2, 2026
+108
Obviously he'll end the war when Iran reopens the Strait of Hormuz. But he's willing to end the war even if they don't, but also he'll continue the war even if they do open it
108
LonePaladinApr 2, 2026
+42
He also said it'll "open naturally". It's not a flower.
42
Brilliant-Option-526Apr 2, 2026
+14
Where have we heard that before...?
"It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear."
14
brickne3Apr 2, 2026
+8
I thought yesterday he wanted everyone else to open it and "get their own oil".
Yesterday was yesterday... Is this like that Eminem and Rhianna song about domestic violence where he murders her and burns the house down? Cuz I think it might be.
8
1MillionSpacebucksApr 2, 2026
+24
Very Complete, Pretty Much
24
DocPsychosisApr 2, 2026
+10
Well ain't this war a chronological oddity, two weeks from anything!
10
joseph-barkerApr 2, 2026
+176
Don't worry it'll change multiple times every day
176
DoctrTurkeyApr 2, 2026
+196
And the mainstream media will act like it’s completely normal. They’re complicit and a danger.
196
genuineforgeryApr 2, 2026
+62
So true. The sanewashing of the deranged, incoherent and pants shitting Trump is disgusting. Truly pathetic.
62
brickne3Apr 2, 2026
+37
I mean politics aside, this is an absolutely terrible thing for everyone on the planet's mental health. Like dealing with this guy's escalating whims is seriously doing damage for the future of our *species* because kids everywhere are going to think this is *normal*.
37
NonhingedApr 2, 2026
+13
Yes, In about 3 weeks.
13
HieroflippantApr 2, 2026
+6014
Gee what a lovely Easter message
6014
Azhz96Apr 2, 2026
+516
That's The Pedophile of the United States for you.
Country literally run by a bunch of old Pedophiles and Rapists.
516
Ok-Explanation1990Apr 2, 2026
+2081
And yet Christians across America keep supporting him.
2081
flatfisherApr 2, 2026
+954
The irony is he is the walking definition of the Antichrist: he is the most powerful man in the world deceiving believers by pretending to be the leader of Christianity, while embodying and pushing for the inversion of every Christian value (love, empathy, kindness, ...).
954
DarkenRaul1Apr 2, 2026
+253
Not that ironic, actually. Many U.S. evangelical leaders see Trump as the Antichrist due to the reasons you noted and are supporting him *because* of that belief, because the Antichrist is the figure that will bring upon the rapture (their ascension into heaven at the arrival of the second coming of Christ, with the assumption that this will happen before the tribulations laid out in the Book of Revelations) sooner.
253
justinfinity64Apr 2, 2026
+356
It seems like supporting the antichrist should be a surefire way to get eternal damnation. But, what do I know? I'm just a godless heathen.
356
R3DpenguinApr 2, 2026
+169
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they try to explain to God they thought they had found a loophole in the Bible.
169
justinfinity64Apr 2, 2026
+100
"hey man, I know you're infallible but we think we found this tiny little loo-"
*Gets smited immediately*
100
noonenotevenhereApr 2, 2026
+63
If they get to say sorry and pray for forgiveness for insta-heaven, I think the whole thing is a loophole.
Nothing says 'don't take responsibility' like say sorry and move on no matter the offense.
I wouldn't respect a god that accepted 'my bad' and granted eternal heaven for epstein and his best buddy after 60 years of being horrible and evil.
63
iDownvoteToxicLeagueApr 2, 2026
+23
Yeah if all these people are in Heaven I’m not interested.
23
paulsoleoApr 2, 2026
+10
Man, that really paints a good argument. It’s always about lack of personal accountability with these people.
It’s always “God’s plan,” or “I was led astray” or “I was a victim of temptation.”
Always the victim, always the good person—never the actual perpetrator of the preventable and horrible thing.
10
alltherobotsApr 2, 2026
+66
They’re kinda’ glossing over the canonical fact that those who worship / empower the antichrist are to be left behind.
66
whatisitallabout123Apr 2, 2026
+18
That is the purpose of a deathbed confession or perfect act of contrition, it absolves you of your sins and you don't get left behind.
Sure, it's cutting it close by waiting until the end, but it's the Christian get-out-of-jail-free card, so they are still "playing by the rules".
This option must be very appealing to sinners who can't stop sinning, or just think their sins are as bad as others, so they won't stop until they are exposed or shamed publicly.
18
green_pachiApr 2, 2026
+21
Not a believer anymore and I don't know about Evangelicals but the way I was taught at Catholic catechism as a child was that with no real remorse there's no forgiveness.
21
WonckayApr 2, 2026
+8
Evangelicals teach the same. I’d think all Christians have to since doing otherwise would mean bearing false witness to God.
8
LettuceSeaApr 2, 2026
+66
Yup, he is quite literally doing exactly what the bible said the antichrist would do.
66
banjistApr 2, 2026
+24
The Left Behind series was so damaging to a generation of evangelicals. My manager at a gas station job had signed first editions of every book in the series, and he let me read them. I read the whole series. They are some of the worst books ever written.
The left behind movie where the one guy is witnessing to the Antichrist in the oval office when a missile comes flying in through the window and blows everybody up was pretty cool, though.
24
wbruce098Apr 2, 2026
+6
“A prophecy that, misread, may have been…”
6
yeshua1986Apr 2, 2026
+26
A number of the MAGA Christian cultists are well aware of this and are embracing him as a harbinger of Jesus’ return.
26
Negative-Start9414Apr 2, 2026
+687
Most Christian's in America barely read their bible or know who Paul is. They'd let ICE capture Jesus.
Edit: A lot of you are missing the point: the Christianity many follow in America is pretty much a series of lies- whether from Paul or James.
687
A_spiny_meercatApr 2, 2026
+99
They would have rooms full of Jesus' by now
99
mriguyApr 2, 2026
+65
I’m sure they do already.
65
Burt_SelleckApr 2, 2026
+19
They will have to settle for a room full of Jesús'
19
jackrabbit323Apr 2, 2026
+70
Reading comprehension levels in the US are abysmal. 21% of Americans are functionally illiterate.
70
UndernownApr 2, 2026
+65
Closer to 30% really, unless you consider adults only being able to read books meant for toddlers to be literate.
Gets even worse when you zoom out:
> About 130 million U.S. adults (54% of those aged 16–74) read below a sixth-grade level, according to modeled estimates. - [source](https://www.nu.edu/blog/49-adult-literacy-statistics-and-facts/)
For reference, those people can't even understand sub-text or sarcasm. They read everything at face value.
65
commander_hugoApr 2, 2026
+28
So If you believed everything Trump says and took it at face value he'd be one of the greatest presidents of all time...
28
wbruce098Apr 2, 2026
+17
Yes. So long as you don’t pay attention to your fuel and grocery and healthcare costs and literally everything except what trump says.
17
QbertsRubeApr 2, 2026
+7
Well Trump said the good parts of the economy are him and the bad parts are Biden, take that libturdcrat! (hate that I need an /s here because 30-40% of the country actually believe that)
7
Clueless_OtterApr 2, 2026
+9
To be fair, "grade-level" reading levels are kinda misleading. Most news articles, for example, are written at a 6th-8th grade level. So are most things you'd be reading at most jobs. 6th grade is a bit on the lower end, but really as long as you're reading at like an ~8th grade level, you can be a perfectly functioning member of society without really missing much. It just means that you won't fully understand complex novels is all.
9
phicks_lawApr 2, 2026
+14
those people would be very mad at you if they could read this.
14
Crazy-Comment7579Apr 2, 2026
+39
Romans 12:17–21
“Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. … Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.”
39
xXSpookyXxApr 2, 2026
+37
Do we have a name for when organisations push their political aims by attacking civilian targets specifically to cause mass terror in the population at large, thereby sapping their will to resist? And if we do, are the people who use these methods generally considered good guys?
37
rabidstoatApr 2, 2026
+11
Yesterday was War Crimes Wednesday.
11
wildhorsesofdortmundApr 2, 2026
+12
The expat Iranians are wondering what has happened. They are even more terrified now.
12
John_McTaffyApr 2, 2026
+11
Thou shalt not kill (often*)
11
MiserableTennis6546Apr 2, 2026
+22
"We have run out of military targets, since they hide their operations,so now we will target as much civilian infrastructure as we can."
22
aa2051Apr 2, 2026
+17
The Pro-Peace Ticket™
17
Subject_DAApr 2, 2026
+3364
Starting tomorrow or Friday after 4pm?
3364
DozingUnderTheSunApr 2, 2026
+1207
Probably tomorrow as markets are closed on Friday for the Easter weekend.
1207
grey_hat_ukApr 2, 2026
+434
Yay, it's easter market manipulation starts early!
Mean more time for more insane plays and twitter bullying.
434
Whole_Inside_4863Apr 2, 2026
+81
It’s what Jesus would want. /s
81
slimj091Apr 2, 2026
+68
He'll announce a five day hold on the bombing sometime after his afternoon appy juice.
68
hendrixbridgeApr 2, 2026
+6
Eppy juice?
6
WigSplitter117Apr 2, 2026
+2166
He's completely desperate. He wants to bail and dump it on europe to clean up. Absolute moron.
2166
Confident_Incident43Apr 2, 2026
+874
He can't bail and dump it on Europe/the world. Iran will setup a toll and they've priced it at 2 million dollars per ship. I've read somewhere that it is essentially $1 per barrell. I'm sure every country will pay it so the can continue to grow.
If Trump allows that it goes against the core of US foreign policy for decades, which is the petrodollar and freedom of maritime trade.
Gulf countries and Israel would not allow that. They would basically be bankrolling Iran's recovery into something stronger.
Trump is in a bind for sure.
874
No_Character_5315Apr 2, 2026
+502
He will bail and when exactly what you've predicted happens he will blame it on all the other countries for failing. Trump literally said he's destroyed all Iran's military capabilities and they have nothing left. He's basically saying it's a cake walk for other counties to reopen the strait. It's his business as usual way of doing things when something fails blame someone else.
502
MobiusNakedApr 2, 2026
+130
He thinks its simply bomb all the launchers on the coast.
Ok f*****, what about a drone launched from a house 200 miles inland. Small boats with a rocket launcher?
They only need to hit 1 ship a week.
130
ThePublikonApr 2, 2026
+60
> Small boats with a rocket launcher
This is really the "ultimate" threat: an enemy that can spend basically no money disabling hundreds of millions of dollars of equipment. In a war of attrition, even (especially?) the most powerful adversaries struggle against that type of asymmetric guerrilla warfare.
60
NateTheRooferApr 2, 2026
+35
Almost like every competent military mind for the last 47 years envisioned this *exact* scenario when they decided not to invade.
35
ThePublikonApr 2, 2026
+17
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia" is *the* classic blunder!
17
nighthawk_somethingApr 2, 2026
+84
You only need to threaten 1 ship a week.
No insurance company is going to take that risk
84
pizza_the_muttApr 2, 2026
+220
From what I've heard as long as Iran has a pointy stick left they can threaten the straits and insurance companies will not cover ships, so the ships won't go. You simply can't bomb them enough to force the straits open.
The only way to open up shipping is for Iran to say "ok".
Trump simply doesn't know how to deal with this because bullying and threats don't work.
220
deknegt1990Apr 2, 2026
+108
As long as Iran can strap a moped engine to a wing with a bomb on it, they're an effective threat to merchant shipping in the area.
108
premature_eulogyApr 2, 2026
+33
Just look at the Houthis and Suez.
33
IntrepidOption31415Apr 2, 2026
+39
After reading your comment i can finally see it realistically.
Trump can at some point exit and claim he weakened Iran tremendously and all goals have been accomplished. He can then blame europe and nato for not cleaning up the strait of hormuz 'when it would have been ridiculously easy to do so'.
Regime change was never the goal.
Oil prices will be then blamed on nato for not talking responsibility and trump will try to walk away unharmed.
I wonder what he'll call the 2 million passage tax.
Maybe 'lazy nato tax'? Something like that, but angrier and more offensive.
39
CountVonTrollApr 2, 2026
+60
> If Trump allows that it goes against the core of US foreign policy for decades, which is the petrodollar and freedom of maritime trade.
Fortune has a really good explanation for [how this works](https://fortune.com/2026/03/24/iran-hormuz-petrodollar-national-debt-trump/) and why it's important.
There's a nice quote attributed to de Gaulle that summarizes this "exorbitant privilege" that d'Estaign described in a concise manner: *"We send them goods, and they send us printed paper in return."*
One of the many things Trump doesn't understand is that it's not the Americans that are getting "scammed" when they have a trade deficit. They're the ones who are actually receiving tangible goods. The foreign investment that [necessarily](https://www.stlouisfed.org/publications/page-one-economics/2025/oct/what-is-the-balance-of-payments) (note the beautiful interactive chart near the bottom!) has to balance out the current account is also helping him finance the federal budget deficit and is keeping interest rates low. He's really playing with fire here, and he has no idea.
> Gulf countries and Israel would not allow that. They would basically be bankrolling Iran's recovery into something stronger.
For practical purposes, would also come close to recognizing the Strait as under Iranian administration, or even sovereignty.
60
SinaneosApr 2, 2026
+124
I think people underestimate how much a clusterfuck the USD would be after losing the petrodollar status. There would be nothing backing it up, the US has lost the trust of all allies (EU, Canada, gulf), and the debt is increasing exponentially.
Yes trump will probably leave in 2 years, but his 2nd term proved that the US might elect a person that backs off from all agreements and start wars based on a whim (driven by a certain other entity ofc, and some files that we still haven't forgotten).
124
Particular-Cow6247Apr 2, 2026
+85
ýou made one mistake there, they wont ask for dollar but yuan
85
ThisTheRealLifeApr 2, 2026
+21
only let ships past, that paid for their oil in yuan (however you'd control that)
not an unlikely scenario
21
Particular-Cow6247Apr 2, 2026
+17
think that would be hard to control overall cuz not everyone buys from iran...
but just let only those ships past that paid a toll in yuan.... you could say its kinda a third party "tariff" ....
17
RN2FL9Apr 2, 2026
+26
Highly doubt they'll use dollars if Iran gets to do this. They could probably use yuan more since China doesn't have them sanctioned.
26
Dripdry42Apr 2, 2026
+10
Oh, it gets better than that. What Iran can do is they can charge that toll but only for oil headed to the US, or only for oil in a certain currency… They could literally ruin the Petro dollar!
They could make everyone pay in a different currency…. THAT would be a master move
10
MirabelleApricotApr 2, 2026
+13
I don't know if the current American politicians realize that if their currency loses its international status, it will ruin the USA.
13
kuldan5853Apr 2, 2026
+26
Honestly, if we're talking $1 per barrel then yes, lets just pay the toll. We pay tolls for other stuff and other places all the time.
No sane European country will go in with military force over a $1 a barrel toll.
This might backfire spectacularly for Trump when everyone just decides to solve this issue diplomatically by paying Iran.
26
evilspyboyApr 2, 2026
+146
And we are another month closer to those US midterms... but he is indeed a f'kstick. It will be studied in history books as to how the US managed to elect him twice.
146
Some_Conference2091Apr 2, 2026
+190
In 2016 Hillary Clinton got more votes than Trump. We are a failure as a democracy and we'll need constitutional reform to prevent the next Trump. Assuming we make it that far.
EDIT: Clinton received 3 million more votes than Trump in 2016. So she won by 2.1% of the vote. The electoral college system is responsible for this anti-democratic result.
In 2024 Trump won with 1.5% of the vote.
190
brandbaardApr 2, 2026
+48
TBF you don't even need constitutional reform, we just need literally one more state to enact the national popular vote interstate compact, and the ones that have it pending to finalize. Then it's fixed and the EC can effectively f*** off.
48
Some_Conference2091Apr 2, 2026
+40
{Edit: The national interstate compact is a good thing I'm all for it}
The Electoral College is just one of the problems we're facing. The Senate is also an undemocratic institution. California's 40 million people have the same representation as Wyomings 0.5 million. That's one of the reasons we can't pass meaningful legislation in this country.
The SCOTUS is corrupt and packed with extremist partisans who have made the president into someone who is above the law.
There is so much money in politics that energy corporations have literally written their own regulations.
I think constitutional reform might be the only way to safeguard democracy by fixing the many problems the US has.
40
ThisTheRealLifeApr 2, 2026
+46
She got so much flack for her saying "basket of deplorables" and yet, everyday I think she was right
46
Some_Conference2091Apr 2, 2026
+25
_You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables._ \
- Hillary Clinton
She came out later and said she isn't saying literally 50% of his supporters are deplorables, that she was specifically talking about racist groups giving full throated support to Trump.
25
QbertsRubeApr 2, 2026
+21
In hindsight, "half" was pretty goddamn generous of her.
21
hypatianataApr 2, 2026
+14
The whole quote was much more reasonable than Republican media and influence campaigns made it out to be, but the strawmanned version doesn’t even seem like a stretch anymore.
14
sugartroutsApr 2, 2026
+8
Sure, the original intent of the electoral college is distorted in how it applies today, but also this election should ***never have been close***. That Trump was even allowed to run after attempting to ***overthrow an election and install himself as leader*** reveals just how non-existent our defense against a fascist takeover is.
If Trump, his administration, everyone in DOGE and ICE, and bad-faith media that spreads misinformation are not given REAL consequences (see: prison and/or complete dissolution and lifelong ban from any kind of political position), it doesn't matter if we manage to claw back power for another few years. Either we create an actual, working defense against this kind of thing, or democracy is cooked (and if I'm being honest, it probably already is).
8
PmMeCuteDogsThanks_Apr 2, 2026
+25
Fair, but have you considered that she is a *woman*?
25
UnendingEpistimeApr 2, 2026
+32
...how the US managed to elect him twice leading to end of free and fair elections in the United States of America.*
32
Procks1061Apr 2, 2026
+7
It's being studied in real time at universities around the world.
7
Notorious_JunkApr 2, 2026
+25
Trump doesn't care. He's making money for himself, family, and friends; avoiding any accountability for his countless crimes, and doing the bidding of Russia by leaving NATO, lifting sanctions, and prosecuting unconstitutional wars around the world.
25
Burt_wickmanApr 2, 2026
+1174
Trump has got to be the most pathetic man in American history
1174
Spirited_Ad_2012Apr 2, 2026
+218
so far
218
Zanian19Apr 2, 2026
+124
Eh. We're closing in on 250 years of history, and he's far ahead of anyone else in that regard. As it's going, the US isn't gonna last another 50 years, let alone 250.
Odds are he's got that award in the bag. The only one he's ever earned.
124
Z0bieApr 2, 2026
+45
I remember thinking Bush was the worst president ever and how could he get elected.
45
THound89Apr 2, 2026
+16
What I'd give to see someone huck a shoe at cheeto
16
GoofeiusMagnusApr 2, 2026
+113
He's also a rapist and child predator
113
PlushHammerPonyApr 2, 2026
+402
Is it the US. way of 'liberating' the Iranian people, or some other shit they’ve been babbling about?
402
kuldan5853Apr 2, 2026
+105
Can't be enslaved if you're dead!
105
STattersApr 2, 2026
+74
We are going to have a refugee crisis like never before from this.
We'll then see republicans say all European countries have caved and were taken over by Islam once they take in the people fleeing a war that nobody except Israel wanted.
74
KirkDeepthroatGOATApr 2, 2026
+5
You don't think that's part of the plan? Yet another refugee crisis will continue to push a lot of Western Europe more towards the hard right.
5
badgerlingApr 2, 2026
+615
We SHOULD be hearing the President of the USA talk about how f****** historic it is that we just sent 4 people on a trip around the moon.
Instead we get this.
Which god did we displease to deserve this?
615
Right_Fun_6626Apr 2, 2026
+347
Moon crew includes a black guy, a woman, and a Canadian so he doesn’t want to acknowledge it.
347
ThagyrApr 2, 2026
+76
Maybe if they slapped his name on one of the rocket boosters he'd have paid attention. He sure does love his name on other people's achievements.
76
SeahorsechokerApr 2, 2026
+32
The booster would’ve become self aware and detonated mid-air.
32
Tucker88Apr 2, 2026
+79
All of them
79
ArbitrageurDApr 2, 2026
+19
That was the first thing he talked about …
19
Vulture2kApr 2, 2026
+393
I still don't get why there is no one standing against any of this? Is there no judge, general, politician, special agent or anything else that could do something? Delay, leak, protest, sabotage. Anything. Did they all lose their spine? Did no one ever have one? No one at the fbi or so that actually thinks this is all very wrong and has some leverage or info? Anything?
Serving the country? Not the king?
393
TyphonNeuronApr 2, 2026
+212
Yeah, it's insane seeing this general paralysis.
212
NanjirohApr 2, 2026
+86
I think this is exactly what happened back then here in Germany and people kept wondering the same thing
86
i-dont-wanna-knowApr 2, 2026
+36
Same thing here in Denmark.....
I've been giving the Americans shit for their people and how they voted, yet in our most recent election, ALOT danes did the same.
IM ASHAMED to admit the person who got the most personal votes was our trump, the one who had been praising trump and visited maralargo (or whatever the orange pedo House is called ) that is until trump threatened us now he pretends he was never there.
Pls give us shit for this so we don't end up like america!
36
Icy_Demand__Apr 2, 2026
+34
I don’t understand it myself
34
QuazzApr 2, 2026
+21
Tons of people got fired or sidelined at the onset.
Some resigned themselves instead of having to work with them.
21
FitIndependent9764Apr 2, 2026
+27
Ask Congressional Republicans why. It’s on them. Congress hasn’t done much of anything at all.
27
RickSt3rApr 2, 2026
+5
The check is congress and they are not doing their job. Speaker Johnson is a weak fool who give all power to the executive. Unlike the dems who have one holdout for things like childcare credits the GOP gets in line and votes in unison for those campaign contributions from Israel.
5
Darkeyescry22Apr 2, 2026
+27
I don’t understand what you’re expecting anyone to do. Anyone in the military who tried to slow this down would be punished. Tulsi, the head of US intelligence, has already publicly stated that Trump invaded Iran on false pretenses and implicitly accused him of being a puppet of Israel. No one cared.
27
KnephApr 2, 2026
+969
There are people there. Humans with families.
969
Hot_Can_1066Apr 2, 2026
+318
Not to him. Not to them.
They're just numbers to rack up and brag about.
318
raknor88Apr 2, 2026
+76
And to Kegseth, I'd almost guarantee that he want to drop at least 1 nuke in his holy war.
76
zarafff69Apr 2, 2026
+24
mAxImUm LeThAliTy
24
vicarofvhsApr 2, 2026
+7
Hegseth is treating this like Call of Duty, except with real people getting killed.
7
Azhman314Apr 2, 2026
+120
Rember like 15 lies ago they were freeing the iranian people lmao
120
EmmaFrostBrokenApr 2, 2026
+82
"That's uncomfortable for me to think about right now. Please suffer somewhere not in front of cameras. Don't you realise I'm tired of living through historical events?" - The first world
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BobbiePinnsApr 2, 2026
+45
You know what, I *am* tired of living through historical events and being some schlub on an island in the southern pacific ocean that can do nothing about any of it. I'd really love it if we, as in all of us, could just stop being such cunts to each other.
I don't think thats ever going to happen though.
45
Forward-Surprise1192Apr 2, 2026
+8
Agreed it won’t stop. We need another reset or world war for people to be nicer after, technology to improve, and by extension fix the environment and improve human civilization
8
MackenzieRaveupApr 2, 2026
+7
> I'd really love it if we, as in all of us, could just stop being such cunts to each other.
Careful. The last guy who said that got nailed to some scrap lumber.
7
Dry-Influence9Apr 2, 2026
+17
Humans not in the rich circles are worthless cannon fodder for these people at this point sadly.
17
StillnosheepApr 2, 2026
+6
Not humans enough to him sadly.
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ObviouslyRealPersonApr 2, 2026
+824
Seemed to skip over the important bit, like why we're doing that to begin with
Oh yeah, I forgot. The Epstein files and Trump diddled kids.
Now he's a war criminal that diddles kids
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Fitz911Apr 2, 2026
+123
Did you see any Epstein related stuff the last few weeks? No?
That's because he knows what he is doing and sadly the people are too stupid. He's doing fine.
123
Forward-Surprise1192Apr 2, 2026
+45
Even if a video came out of him raping and murdering a group of babies that then somehow survived and became adults who testified, it wouldn’t matter. He would not get impeached or resign. He would pardon himself and continue as normal, with much of the country still supporting him
45
Fitz911Apr 2, 2026
+16
But we can agree it would be two crazy weeks.
Just imagine the cool comments on listnook. So many sooo cool memes. A lot of really! strongly worded letters. And at least twelve headlines how this is really, really, really pinky promise his downfall.
Followed by a war with probably France or Liechtenstein. Followed by
"Boots on the ground?"
"Why is fuel so expensive?"
"Why doesn't France help the US bombing Paris? They have airfields right around the corner. We have to ask ourselves if they are still out friends. Anyway we call them freedome fries again."
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MagnusCthulhuApr 2, 2026
+42
We're gonna be in this f****** war forever, aren't we? Jesus Christ.
42
SlickMcFav0rit3Apr 2, 2026
+8
2 years later: we'll be done in two weeks
8
markycrummettApr 2, 2026
+254
He’s doing well tbf, very little Epstein headlines recently
254
Blank3kApr 2, 2026
+65
Almost as if Epstein was a mossad operative & Israel holds the original files, and now provided Trump plays along and occasionally begs for Netanyahu to have a pardon they'll keep it under wraps.
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Forward-Surprise1192Apr 2, 2026
+40
Idk why people think the files matter? We’ve already seen that the people with the power to currently do anything won’t do it. Maybe in the next administration if it’s blue or after midterms.
However if new evidence came out today of him doing something worse than the others he’d pardon himself and not resign. The senate or congress will not impeach him. They didn’t for any of the horrible stuff we’ve heard already. What makes Israel’s blackmail different?
40
GabzagulApr 2, 2026
+74
I have a question. What happened to all the court cases against him before his second term? And if he finishes this term, will they be brought back? Does he have immunity only because he is the POTUS?
74
marawkiApr 2, 2026
+57
They are paused until after presidency
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GrippingHandApr 2, 2026
+17
Charges were dropped for various reasons. If the statutes of limitations haven't run out, prosecutors might be able to start over, but I don't think there is a process that was paused in a way that it can just be resumed.
It's possible that fresh charges related to his blatant corruption could be filed.
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HumaDracobaneApr 2, 2026
+23
Is this person senile?
Yesterday he wanted to back out, now he wanted to bom them. Two days ago it was about to land invade some islands, but previously they already won the war.
I dont understand how MAGA can look at this and go "Yep. Exactly what we voted for". If it was Biden MAGA would have the roads paved with all this absurd things.
He is worst than my nephew when he was 4 years old playing Mario Kart in the switch bouncing from side to side of the track without advancing but thinking he was winning.
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chronicking83Apr 2, 2026
+17
I will release my tax returns in two weeks.
- Donald j trump, 2016
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solblurghApr 2, 2026
+50
I'd love to hear from a sane American who support this - what would be their rationale and think this is a good idea.
50
myironlung6Apr 2, 2026
+107
No sane American supports this moron
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Right_Fun_6626Apr 2, 2026
+23
There are millions of sheep that’ll repeat the talking points of the regime if asked.
23
Profile-EffectiveApr 2, 2026
+15
Remember when this was for the Iranian people? Yes that was only three WEEKS ago
15
ShaskakmatApr 2, 2026
+45
The Trump technique of big and scary announcement seem to work less and less.
Everyone knows about the Taco President, no one react to anything he says anymore ( except the market)
45
fuck_ur_portmanteauApr 2, 2026
+11
Next he’s going to announce (fake) peace on Easter Monday, isn’t he.
11
Dry-Influence9Apr 2, 2026
+9
Sadly I think next hes going after a weak country to get his pathetic performance on Iran off headlines from the media... Like Cuba.
9
DoNotDareToBanMeApr 2, 2026
+45
US is going to stone ages without any bomb
45
Punpun86Apr 2, 2026
+44
I think the Fifa peace prize isn't really deserved.
44
TheLeedsDevilApr 2, 2026
+14
This is a grift. He says the world is ending on a Thursday, then the market crashes, he says the war is over on a Sunday so it rebounds on Monday. This is all market manipulation
14
EirHcApr 2, 2026
+13
> bomb Iran "back to stone ages"
Would imply bombing all their infrastructure like water desalination and powerplants? So... major war crimes.
Might as well just advertise you're raping all their women and children while you're at it. Would be on brand for the child rapist.
13
YossieApr 2, 2026
+12
Nice, glad I´m not american and its not my tax dollars in use here.
But what was the goal in all this again?
12
Top-Phase7111Apr 2, 2026
+25
They’ll do it to the whole world to avoid the Epstein files.. which is wild because we all already know he rapes children.
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Raging_Asian_ManApr 2, 2026
+13
Surely the Iranians will thank us for this
13
MVmikehammerApr 2, 2026
+32
Having heard this kind of rhetoric before from a head of state, I guess it is time for American citizens to decide which of them will be the 1.3 million to die or get maimed over the next 5 years.
32
nfactorApr 2, 2026
+133
Do you want more terrorists? Because that's how you get more terrorists.
It's like they think they are playing a pay-to-win video game instead of murdering real people.
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BetrayedunicornApr 2, 2026
+10
Is he doing these announcements so his mates can pump and dump the oil stocks?
10
eric_tsApr 2, 2026
+33
Actual stone-age bombing would require glassing the place with fusion bombs. He isn't going to be doing that (I f****** hope). They are just going to break more things and kill more people conventionally... or not. Who the f*** knows? Tomorrow, he might not even remember this speech.
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sw1ss_dudeApr 2, 2026
+16
This is exactly how a FIFA peace prize w***** should behave.
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MajmannApr 2, 2026
+9
Didn't he just say that they left?
9
awesomes007Apr 2, 2026
+15
Subtle. Classy.
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goasttbusterApr 2, 2026
+7
Impeachment!
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Deuces225Apr 2, 2026
+8
Pedophilic rapist
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G-Fox1990Apr 2, 2026
+8
Is anybody gonna be surprised when terrorist attacks are gonna skyrocket soon? Who wouldn't radicalize if somebody said they're gonna do this to your country.
8
mtnman575Apr 2, 2026
+7
Openly admitting to committing war crimes, just like Hegseth. Right during Easter week, while fake Christians annoit him as the 2nd coming. We are living in sick, sick times.
7
cycling4711Apr 2, 2026
+103
If he can't have sex with children, he wants to kill them.
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ProdigalSheepApr 2, 2026
+54
“R***,” not “have sex with.”
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rcj162000Apr 2, 2026
+13
Man, i dont know.. i still dont know how Americans fall asleep at night knowing this orange moron slash lunatic slash fascist slash pedo is in charge. You guys are in top of the world, greatest economy, superpower, etc but you let one man ruin it all singlehandedly
13
brezhnervouzApr 2, 2026
+7
But also 🤡
[US to leave Iran 'pretty quickly' and return if needed, Trump tells Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-leave-iran-pretty-quickly-return-if-needed-trump-tells-reuters-2026-04-01/)
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lLikeCatsApr 2, 2026
+6
This is what leadership is according to maggots. I’m not calling them MAGAts. They are actual maggots.
6
SupadupaslothApr 2, 2026
+6
He’s pretty evil guys
6
FanassApr 2, 2026
+6
Seriously, who could have actually voted for this pile of shit twice?!
6
backpackerTWApr 2, 2026
+22
Well the stock market has already been bombed to stone ages…
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BusinessReplyMail1Apr 2, 2026
+21
This war will lasts years. This is just the beginning. It will go no where and be the next Vietnam. Only one who benefits is isreal.
21
grathontolarsdatarodApr 2, 2026
+23
Putin.
This is basically a Christmas present for him
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-DavoApr 2, 2026
+11
And the sheep in the conservative sub cheered with glee children are blown to smithereens, at they weren't abortions.
11
Zealousideal_Yak_671Apr 2, 2026
+4
Great, maryjane all round!
4
sweetcinnamonpunchApr 2, 2026
+5
Love to see this guy struggle.
5
angrybox1842Apr 2, 2026
+4
But like what does that actually mean? Can someone please ask specifically what that means?
4
butwhywedothisApr 2, 2026
+5
Looks like the failure of Americans to not properly punish a pedo is going to be the end of this world.
5
__the_alchemist__Apr 2, 2026
+6
Can’t we just offer Trump as a peace offering? Like hey take him and do as you please and let’s call a truce
6
asnbud01Apr 2, 2026
+6
What a blazingly stupid mfer. Hopefully you all have your eyes wide open by now. This is America today, Americans put his corrupt, psychopathic, muderous lying ass in office TWICE.
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ThreeandtwoandApr 2, 2026
+4
Providing more evidence it was never about liberating the population of Iran from tyranny.
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themaskedcanuckApr 2, 2026
+5
The phrase "in two weeks" has done a lot of heavy lifting for the a****** over the years.
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Neat_Strawberry_2491Apr 2, 2026
+6
The peace candidate. Man trump voters are idiots
6
wtfbenlolApr 2, 2026
+4
Let's not let this distract us from the fact that donald is the main character in the epstein files.
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