Ah is it time for our weekly market insider trading sesh...
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brickne32 days ago
+41
Weekly? We're at multiple times a *day* lately.
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rbourbon1 day ago
+7
I thought today was start some shit and then ignore it while golfing day and tomorrow is all about market manipulation?
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PastorBlinky2 days ago
+143
*“Man setting things on fire warns fire might get worse”*
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Laractinium2 days ago
+38
...after destroying fire alarms and sprinklers.
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Anotherolddog2 days ago
+25
.....while pouring more fuel on the fire.
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Fall_Harvest2 days ago
+16
....And fanning the flames
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leisurechef2 days ago
+15
…cancelling the fire brigade
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Coffee_green1 day ago
+10
...demolishing part of the ~~White~~ fire house
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leisurechef1 day ago
+7
I still can’t believe he smashed down the East Wing
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DillBagner1 day ago
+6
I wouldn't be surprised to find out in the future that it was Putin's suggestion. A bit of symbolism for what he's doing to the country.
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ExtensionLobster87091 day ago
+3
He’s building a bunker.
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rabidstoat1 day ago
+4
I guess we have a lot of fuel just sitting around in the Persian Gulf, doing nothing, with the strait closed and all.
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Azatis-2 days ago
+104
Ι am tired of this guy .... seriously tired.
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sir_racho2 days ago
+37
Ikr. With Biden I didn’t have this gnawing anxiety driving me to social media to get the latest news. I had no idea what the USA was up to for months at a time.
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the_mooseman1 day ago
+12
I wake every day and think, what had the orange c*** done now. I live on the other side of the planet.
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BlackMarketCheese1 day ago
+7
It's become a trope at this point, but I wake up and check hoping to see one specific obituary
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wintersdark1 day ago
+5
What bothers me is these ignorant MAGA asshats will say it's just TDS, as if the shit he does doesn't *literally end lives and destroy economies across the world*.
I mean, I would love to ignore his bullshit, but it's like trying to ignore a rabid elephant in your living room.
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_Schrodingers_Gat_1 day ago
+3
I wake most days and look for an obituary
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Yuukiko_1 day ago
+1
And the Americans will tell us to mind our own business...
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_Schrodingers_Gat_1 day ago
+12
So sleepy… I slept so well with Biden in office.
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Joe_Jobs_1 day ago
+7
Seriously, please bring back the boring times. The whole world slept better.
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Missile_Lawnchair1 day ago
+5
This is a MAGA opinion I simply could never wrap my head around - the hate for Biden. He didn't really do...much of anything. I don't remember any wildly progressive rhetoric from his administration or any serious attempts to advance much left leaning executive decisions. He just kind of kept things running. But the right talks about him like he was the anti-christ. It's just so strange.
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wintersdark1 day ago
+3
I mean, he tried to forgive student loans - particularly those where people had already paid off the principal but were buried under mountains of interest. The horror. That sure kept me up at night.
And he invested more in infrastructure. *Shivers*
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stonk_fish1 day ago
+1
Under Biden at least seeing the orange shitbox spew garbage was relegated to him complaining or being charged with more crimes, not actively pushing us all towards a hellscape of war and poverty.
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Doughtnutz1 day ago
+8
We all are (except his cult). The rest of us should stop interacting and reposting his statements. But the stuff he says is just so ridiculous that you have to read it. Can't believe he's the president of the US twice.
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JimBean1 day ago
+5
I just come here to enjoy the insults. He's a such nob jockey.
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CamRoth1 day ago
+1
His presidency has aged me more than it has aged him.
It's not supposed to work like that.
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Azatis-1 day ago
+1
hahaha
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Content_Big84842 days ago
+47
He'll keep making announcements for the next 2 weeks depending upon what his friends want from the market.
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kemma_1 day ago
+5
I’m getting bored. He has to come with some new vocabulary that is not decimation, more, bigger, major or never seen before
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Ferelwing1 day ago
+1
Have we reached the part where he's the "new" Lavrov?
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Texden292 days ago
+22
Here he goes again. Does he not feel embarrassed for making these same threats again, after Iran proved to the world that Trump is weak and a terrible negotiator?
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Wheres_my_wank_sock1 day ago
+2
Embarrassment requires self awareness.
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SedesBakelitowy2 days ago
+16
Yawn, it’s Thursday so it’s the fourth time this week that happened
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shurikensamurai2 days ago
+13
Old man angry at sky threatens to shoot down clouds.
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kanechoz2 days ago
+21
Trump talks a lot of shit for a pedo felon. Time to ignore him completely
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Aggressive_Chair14702 days ago
+8
unfortunately there's no post trump normalcy, the damage is already done.
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Wurstpaket2 days ago
+6
With trump you can ignore what he says/thinks/writes and focus on what he does, everything else is incoherent babble.
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Braklinath2 days ago
+13
Would this be more, or less escalatory than genociding an "entire civilization"?
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Jaiph2 days ago
+6
We're all caught in a Groundhog Week of utter stupidity.
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Etna_No_Pyroclast1 day ago
+7
What hell hole of a time line this is, it's like a Temu alternate timeline.
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Wurschd2 days ago
+6
Ok, that's enough now
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BananaLee2 days ago
+5
Trump is starting to sound a lot like Lavrov.
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FestusPowerLoL2 days ago
+5
As a Canadian, I remember when Biden got in office and I no longer had that feeling of existential dread any and every time I turned my TV on. It was such a sigh of relief.
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DaileyFlosser391 day ago
+1
Miss that feeling so much, omg
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serpenta2 days ago
+6
Do we need a trumpwarns sub?
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Doughtnutz2 days ago
+6
It's almost like he has multiple personality disorder, and all of them are bad.
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planetarybum2 days ago
+5
I think at this stage he needs a Catholic priest, a large crucifix and a few gallons of holy water.
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Morvenn-Vahl2 days ago
+9
I'm tired, boss.
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ProfetF92 days ago
+7
He should warn ISRAEL ..
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CountryFriedSteak782 days ago
+5
First, he needs to figure out exactly what the terms of the ceasefire agreement were that he agreed to because he seems really confused about it.
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Durzel2 days ago
+4
What comes after "obliteration", which was supposed to have already happened?
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planetarybum2 days ago
+3
It's nothing we have seen before.
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Doughtnutz1 day ago
+2
They need to do even more winning, winning like no one has ever seen.
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planetarybum2 days ago
+4
Peace process pfft. The ceasefire and peace 'talks' are just PR for the US.
There was no intention to broker peace. It's a farce.
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wonderwomen007DC2 days ago
+4
I’m just confused why he didn’t include Lebanon in the peace negotiation I mean, isn’t he chairman for the board of peace wouldn’t he want Israel not to attack Lebanon so that we can make that negotiation this is getting very 😱.
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ChatamKay1 day ago
+4
Of course he does. Sigh. There is no ceasefire. It was simply a way of walking back his end of civilization threat.
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MCLetEmSee2 days ago
+7
Can you americans just overthrow him? This guy is f****** up everything
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JimBean1 day ago
+5
EVERYTHING !
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wintersdark1 day ago
+1
I thought this is why guns were so important to them. Turns out that's all horseshit too.
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steve_ample2 days ago
+6
Dude, you already said that last week before you folded like a napkin at the complimentary continental breakfast at Motel 6.
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Broken_Reality2 days ago
+3
Oh come on now that's not true. They don't fold the napkins at Motel 6... But yes Trump folded like a very foldable folded thing that someone folded.
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rabidstoat1 day ago
+2
Folded like an origami crane.
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InfiniteNerve13842 days ago
+3
Sneak peak: they’re gonna fail.
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Chemical-Drawer8522 days ago
+3
Anyone got the list with dates ? This is like a never ending conflict in ck3 where a random foreign ruler can't stop declaring wars
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planetarybum2 days ago
+3
Doesn't Trump have actual work to do?
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Doughtnutz1 day ago
+5
Yes, he's busy trying to bankrupt the world. Businesses and casinos were not enough, he needs to bankrupt bigly.
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The_Frostweaver2 days ago
+3
The blatant market manipulation is infuriating but there are also real bombs being dropped, real oil tankers that can't get through the straight, real nuclear material in Iran that Trump/Pete say they want to take by force.
It feels like ever since Trump ripped up the obama nuclear deal with Iran we've been slowly sliding towards all out war with Iran.
The timing of Trumps statements is suspicious but also if you look week by week at the reality on the ground things have been getting worse.
It may be meme worthy but it's also deadly serious.
Trump tells Iran all the time that they are negotiating and then attacks them before the negotiation deadline.
This is all just forshadowing. After new york stock exchange close on friday USA is going to bomb Iranian civilian infrastructure.
Then it will be taco tuesday and Trump will say there is still a deal on the table.
Before you know it thousands of soldiers will be on the ground trying to dig up nuclear material.
Then Iran will bomb those soldiers trying to secure the enriched uranium and Trump/Pete will go completely scortched earth in retaliation.
It's like you can see it all going down in slow motion but there is nothing you can do about it.
It's escalation, taco tuesday, escalation, taco tuesday but things do keep getting worse.
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Alps_Useful2 days ago
+3
This has to be the most annoying mf on the planet. Nothing comes close.
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Adventurous-Jump-3702 days ago
+3
Must admit, I was expecting the cease fire to last until the w/e.
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ChainLC1 day ago
+3
so f****** tired of this a******. every day it's whine, whine, whine.
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All_Hail_Hynotoad1 day ago
+3
This is all on the Republicans. They are letting all of this happen. Every single one of them.
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FiscalCliffClavin1 day ago
+3
Someone please set up a fake Oval Office and give him a phone that connects to AI simulations of people, please.
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K1ngofnoth1ng1 day ago
+3
I’m sure he will make some grandiose threat at around 5pm eastern tomorrow, and then change course again late Sunday night like he has done for the past 5 weeks.
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dhaliman2 days ago
+2
Didn’t we all know this?
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lonigus2 days ago
+2
Step1
Friday: Another threat for Iran to take the deal
Saturday: Iran doesnt want US deal. Trump threatens the death to all Iranians again
Sunday: Trump gives Iran 24 hours to agree to the deal or they get all killed. Oil prices spike again.
Monday morning: Trump backpedals again saying new promising progress in negotations
Monday markets open and some people got a few bilion dollars richer
TACO tuesday: Repeat from step 1.
More evidence we live in a simulation.
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djangovsjango2 days ago
+2
After civilisation destruction whats next level threat? Blow up the entire planet ? 2 week cease fire means 2 weeks extra importation anti shipping missles and sams
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gumnamaadmi2 days ago
+2
Waiting for next Lego movie dump....
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Maeglin752 days ago
+2
It's really hard to understand what Trump means or wants if everything he talks about or threatens with is the worst, best, biggest etc. the world has ever seen.
If everything is a superlative, nothing is.
Everything coming from Trump seems just like random noise. His message gets totally lost in all the exaggerations.
Also, that Trump chickens out from almost all his threats, that he is basically always lying and doesn't seem to understand anything about most topics doesn't help.
I feel really bad for the people that have to do talks or negotiations with him.
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Middle_Scratch41291 day ago
+2
Anything to help daddy Putin and distract from the trumpstein files.
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SureSell67501 day ago
+2
I’m pretty sure he also promised to annihilate Iran on Tuesday night, but he didn’t, even though clearly no tangible agreement had been reached. In short, he is talking rubbish and has no credibility
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AntifascistAlly1 day ago
+2
Donald was so eager for a way out of the mess he had created that he agreed to indirect negotiations.
With Pakistan acting as the intermediary they have the best perspective on what each side agreed to.
Donald is known for his unreliability (putting it diplomatically).
Having launched the attack recklessly (and while supposedly negotiating a non-violent resolution), it’s not really surprising that Trump is ending this “war” in an equally slapdash manner.
This is the person that MAGA has entrusted with our security.
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Jtown19941 day ago
+2
TACO Thursday
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BearBathTune1 day ago
+2
Said what?!
Who the f*** started the war?!
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nerdshowandtell1 day ago
+2
Be nice it news just reported on stuff that actually happens instead of the daily "orange man says" c***.. Real reporters would be getting info from other sources and ignoring what anyone associated with Jabba da trump spouts off.
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CatManDeke1 day ago
+2
But I thought the Dems were going to start WW3...
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Photo-701 day ago
+2
Israel will make sure the process fails. It is not in their interest to stop the war.
they only stop when every building is levelled.
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b12se-r1 day ago
+2
Oh so it’s officially a war? When do Geneva convention kick in so we can sue Great Leader for war crimes?
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HablarYEscuchar1 day ago
+2
Se puede ir a la mierda Trump.
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TrickshotCandy1 day ago
+2
He is moving towards Charlie Sheen levels of winning.
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scarab10012 days ago
+2
>Trump warns of major war escalation if Iran peace process fails
If Iran doesn't sign a peace plan the Orange A****** will escalate his surrender to unconditional.
Friday - market will crash.
Tuesday bounce back.
Barron A****** Jn will make millions on futures.
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fuers2 days ago
+1
Kill it with fire already!
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Tobias---Funke2 days ago
+1
Yarn.
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MustWarn0thers2 days ago
+1
The dementia pedophile manipulating the markets literally every other day and the wall street geniuses keep falling for it.
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RonstoppableRon1 day ago
+3
They’re not falling for it, i can assure you they see the grift and are along for the ride with him. It’s like clockwork at this point, why wouldn’t they be making money too? That is their job after all
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Show-Me-Your-Moves1 day ago
+1
Trump's Final Warning
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning
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LuciferSam861 day ago
+1
Resolution: Trump will give US and Europe whole asses to China, Iran and Russia
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Scotsmanryno1 day ago
+1
Someone needs to gaddafi him and Benjamin
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LaichItOrlovIt81 day ago
+1
ya man i bet. go to bed
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TV-Tommy1 day ago
+1
Take out the TACO!
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Fun-Memory15231 day ago
+1
It hasn't even been two full days and the ceasefire is already falling apart...or dead depending on who is asking.
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Classic-Artist81021 day ago
+1
If he would shut his mouth something might get done
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epanek1 day ago
+1
Trump warns of major war escalation ($200 barrel of oil pricing) if Iran peace process fails
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Ro-ftw1 day ago
+1
Get on with it then TACO shit. Why are you wasting time negotiating with people who clearly don't want to negotiate...
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HungryCats961 day ago
+1
Huh, I thought we were already in a major war. Go figure.
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poppop7020251 day ago
+1
So what’s an escalation?
Nukes????🤔😡
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bjbigplayer1 day ago
+1
Tough to win a war against a country that says, no problem go ahead and do your worst.
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TheOpeningAct21 day ago
+1
Funny every day its a new deadline, threat , rant or silly interview .
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Taar1 day ago
+1
Oh for f***'s sake, this guy and his market manipulation. So transparent.
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KeepCalmCarryOnKY1 day ago
+1
After he threatened to wipe out a civilization? This is bat shit
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