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gamas Apr 9, 2026 +269

Ah is it time for our weekly market insider trading sesh...

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brickne3 Apr 9, 2026 +41

Weekly? We're at multiple times a *day* lately.

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rbourbon Apr 9, 2026 +7

I thought today was start some shit and then ignore it while golfing day and tomorrow is all about market manipulation?

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PastorBlinky Apr 9, 2026 +143

*“Man setting things on fire warns fire might get worse”*

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Laractinium Apr 9, 2026 +38

...after destroying fire alarms and sprinklers.

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Anotherolddog Apr 9, 2026 +25

.....while pouring more fuel on the fire.

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Fall_Harvest Apr 9, 2026 +16

....And fanning the flames

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leisurechef Apr 9, 2026 +15

…cancelling the fire brigade

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Coffee_green Apr 9, 2026 +10

...demolishing part of the ~~White~~ fire house

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leisurechef Apr 9, 2026 +7

I still can’t believe he smashed down the East Wing

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DillBagner Apr 9, 2026 +6

I wouldn't be surprised to find out in the future that it was Putin's suggestion. A bit of symbolism for what he's doing to the country.

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ExtensionLobster8709 Apr 9, 2026 +3

He’s building a bunker.

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rabidstoat Apr 9, 2026 +4

I guess we have a lot of fuel just sitting around in the Persian Gulf, doing nothing, with the strait closed and all.

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Azatis- Apr 9, 2026 +104

Ι am tired of this guy .... seriously tired.

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sir_racho Apr 9, 2026 +37

Ikr. With Biden I didn’t have this gnawing anxiety driving me to social media to get the latest news. I had no idea what the USA was up to for months at a time.

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the_mooseman Apr 9, 2026 +12

I wake every day and think, what had the orange c*** done now. I live on the other side of the planet.

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BlackMarketCheese Apr 9, 2026 +7

It's become a trope at this point, but I wake up and check hoping to see one specific obituary

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wintersdark Apr 9, 2026 +5

What bothers me is these ignorant MAGA asshats will say it's just TDS, as if the shit he does doesn't *literally end lives and destroy economies across the world*. I mean, I would love to ignore his bullshit, but it's like trying to ignore a rabid elephant in your living room.

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_Schrodingers_Gat_ Apr 9, 2026 +3

I wake most days and look for an obituary

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Yuukiko_ Apr 10, 2026 +1

And the Americans will tell us to mind our own business...

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_Schrodingers_Gat_ Apr 9, 2026 +12

So sleepy… I slept so well with Biden in office.

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Joe_Jobs_ Apr 9, 2026 +7

Seriously, please bring back the boring times. The whole world slept better.

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Missile_Lawnchair Apr 9, 2026 +5

This is a MAGA opinion I simply could never wrap my head around - the hate for Biden. He didn't really do...much of anything. I don't remember any wildly progressive rhetoric from his administration or any serious attempts to advance much left leaning executive decisions. He just kind of kept things running. But the right talks about him like he was the anti-christ. It's just so strange.

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wintersdark Apr 9, 2026 +3

I mean, he tried to forgive student loans - particularly those where people had already paid off the principal but were buried under mountains of interest. The horror. That sure kept me up at night. And he invested more in infrastructure. *Shivers*

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stonk_fish Apr 9, 2026 +1

Under Biden at least seeing the orange shitbox spew garbage was relegated to him complaining or being charged with more crimes, not actively pushing us all towards a hellscape of war and poverty.

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Doughtnutz Apr 9, 2026 +8

We all are (except his cult). The rest of us should stop interacting and reposting his statements. But the stuff he says is just so ridiculous that you have to read it. Can't believe he's the president of the US twice.

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JimBean Apr 9, 2026 +5

I just come here to enjoy the insults. He's a such nob jockey.

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CamRoth Apr 9, 2026 +1

His presidency has aged me more than it has aged him. It's not supposed to work like that.

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Azatis- Apr 9, 2026 +1

hahaha

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Content_Big8484 Apr 9, 2026 +47

He'll keep making announcements for the next 2 weeks depending upon what his friends want from the market.

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kemma_ Apr 9, 2026 +5

I’m getting bored. He has to come with some new vocabulary that is not decimation, more, bigger, major or never seen before

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Ferelwing Apr 9, 2026 +1

Have we reached the part where he's the "new" Lavrov?

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Texden29 Apr 9, 2026 +22

Here he goes again. Does he not feel embarrassed for making these same threats again, after Iran proved to the world that Trump is weak and a terrible negotiator?

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Wheres_my_wank_sock Apr 9, 2026 +2

Embarrassment requires self awareness.

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SedesBakelitowy Apr 9, 2026 +16

Yawn, it’s Thursday so it’s the fourth time this week that happened

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shurikensamurai Apr 9, 2026 +13

Old man angry at sky threatens to shoot down clouds.

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kanechoz Apr 9, 2026 +21

Trump talks a lot of shit for a pedo felon. Time to ignore him completely

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Aggressive_Chair1470 Apr 9, 2026 +8

unfortunately there's no post trump normalcy, the damage is already done.

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Wurstpaket Apr 9, 2026 +6

With trump you can ignore what he says/thinks/writes and focus on what he does, everything else is incoherent babble.

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Braklinath Apr 9, 2026 +13

Would this be more, or less escalatory than genociding an "entire civilization"?

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Jaiph Apr 9, 2026 +6

We're all caught in a Groundhog Week of utter stupidity.

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Etna_No_Pyroclast Apr 9, 2026 +7

What hell hole of a time line this is, it's like a Temu alternate timeline.

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Wurschd Apr 9, 2026 +6

Ok, that's enough now

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BananaLee Apr 9, 2026 +5

Trump is starting to sound a lot like Lavrov.

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FestusPowerLoL Apr 9, 2026 +5

As a Canadian, I remember when Biden got in office and I no longer had that feeling of existential dread any and every time I turned my TV on. It was such a sigh of relief.

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DaileyFlosser39 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Miss that feeling so much, omg

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serpenta Apr 9, 2026 +6

Do we need a trumpwarns sub?

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Doughtnutz Apr 9, 2026 +6

It's almost like he has multiple personality disorder, and all of them are bad.

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planetarybum Apr 9, 2026 +5

I think at this stage he needs a Catholic priest, a large crucifix and a few gallons of holy water.

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Morvenn-Vahl Apr 9, 2026 +9

I'm tired, boss.

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ProfetF9 Apr 9, 2026 +7

He should warn ISRAEL ..

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CountryFriedSteak78 Apr 9, 2026 +5

First, he needs to figure out exactly what the terms of the ceasefire agreement were that he agreed to because he seems really confused about it.

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Durzel Apr 9, 2026 +4

What comes after "obliteration", which was supposed to have already happened?

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planetarybum Apr 9, 2026 +3

It's nothing we have seen before.

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Doughtnutz Apr 9, 2026 +2

They need to do even more winning, winning like no one has ever seen.

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planetarybum Apr 9, 2026 +4

Peace process pfft. The ceasefire and peace 'talks' are just PR for the US. There was no intention to broker peace. It's a farce.

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wonderwomen007DC Apr 9, 2026 +4

I’m just confused why he didn’t include Lebanon in the peace negotiation I mean, isn’t he chairman for the board of peace wouldn’t he want Israel not to attack Lebanon so that we can make that negotiation this is getting very 😱.

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ChatamKay Apr 9, 2026 +4

Of course he does. Sigh. There is no ceasefire. It was simply a way of walking back his end of civilization threat.

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MCLetEmSee Apr 9, 2026 +7

Can you americans just overthrow him? This guy is f****** up everything

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JimBean Apr 9, 2026 +5

EVERYTHING !

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wintersdark Apr 9, 2026 +1

I thought this is why guns were so important to them. Turns out that's all horseshit too.

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steve_ample Apr 9, 2026 +6

Dude, you already said that last week before you folded like a napkin at the complimentary continental breakfast at Motel 6.

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Broken_Reality Apr 9, 2026 +3

Oh come on now that's not true. They don't fold the napkins at Motel 6... But yes Trump folded like a very foldable folded thing that someone folded.

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rabidstoat Apr 9, 2026 +2

Folded like an origami crane.

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InfiniteNerve1384 Apr 9, 2026 +3

Sneak peak: they’re gonna fail.

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Chemical-Drawer852 Apr 9, 2026 +3

Anyone got the list with dates ? This is like a never ending conflict in ck3 where a random foreign ruler can't stop declaring wars

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planetarybum Apr 9, 2026 +3

Doesn't Trump have actual work to do?

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Doughtnutz Apr 9, 2026 +5

Yes, he's busy trying to bankrupt the world. Businesses and casinos were not enough, he needs to bankrupt bigly.

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The_Frostweaver Apr 9, 2026 +3

The blatant market manipulation is infuriating but there are also real bombs being dropped, real oil tankers that can't get through the straight, real nuclear material in Iran that Trump/Pete say they want to take by force. It feels like ever since Trump ripped up the obama nuclear deal with Iran we've been slowly sliding towards all out war with Iran. The timing of Trumps statements is suspicious but also if you look week by week at the reality on the ground things have been getting worse. It may be meme worthy but it's also deadly serious. Trump tells Iran all the time that they are negotiating and then attacks them before the negotiation deadline. This is all just forshadowing. After new york stock exchange close on friday USA is going to bomb Iranian civilian infrastructure. Then it will be taco tuesday and Trump will say there is still a deal on the table. Before you know it thousands of soldiers will be on the ground trying to dig up nuclear material. Then Iran will bomb those soldiers trying to secure the enriched uranium and Trump/Pete will go completely scortched earth in retaliation. It's like you can see it all going down in slow motion but there is nothing you can do about it. It's escalation, taco tuesday, escalation, taco tuesday but things do keep getting worse.

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Alps_Useful Apr 9, 2026 +3

This has to be the most annoying mf on the planet. Nothing comes close.

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Adventurous-Jump-370 Apr 9, 2026 +3

Must admit, I was expecting the cease fire to last until the w/e.

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ChainLC Apr 9, 2026 +3

so f****** tired of this a******. every day it's whine, whine, whine.

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All_Hail_Hynotoad Apr 9, 2026 +3

This is all on the Republicans. They are letting all of this happen. Every single one of them.

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FiscalCliffClavin Apr 9, 2026 +3

Someone please set up a fake Oval Office and give him a phone that connects to AI simulations of people, please.

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K1ngofnoth1ng Apr 9, 2026 +3

I’m sure he will make some grandiose threat at around 5pm eastern tomorrow, and then change course again late Sunday night like he has done for the past 5 weeks.

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dhaliman Apr 9, 2026 +2

Didn’t we all know this?

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lonigus Apr 9, 2026 +2

Step1 Friday: Another threat for Iran to take the deal Saturday: Iran doesnt want US deal. Trump threatens the death to all Iranians again Sunday: Trump gives Iran 24 hours to agree to the deal or they get all killed. Oil prices spike again. Monday morning: Trump backpedals again saying new promising progress in negotations Monday markets open and some people got a few bilion dollars richer TACO tuesday: Repeat from step 1. More evidence we live in a simulation.

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djangovsjango Apr 9, 2026 +2

After civilisation destruction whats next level threat? Blow up the entire planet ? 2 week cease fire means 2 weeks extra importation anti shipping missles and sams

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gumnamaadmi Apr 9, 2026 +2

Waiting for next Lego movie dump....

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Maeglin75 Apr 9, 2026 +2

It's really hard to understand what Trump means or wants if everything he talks about or threatens with is the worst, best, biggest etc. the world has ever seen. If everything is a superlative, nothing is. Everything coming from Trump seems just like random noise. His message gets totally lost in all the exaggerations. Also, that Trump chickens out from almost all his threats, that he is basically always lying and doesn't seem to understand anything about most topics doesn't help. I feel really bad for the people that have to do talks or negotiations with him.

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Middle_Scratch4129 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Anything to help daddy Putin and distract from the trumpstein files.

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SureSell6750 Apr 9, 2026 +2

I’m pretty sure he also promised to annihilate Iran on Tuesday night, but he didn’t, even though clearly no tangible agreement had been reached. In short, he is talking rubbish and has no credibility

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AntifascistAlly Apr 9, 2026 +2

Donald was so eager for a way out of the mess he had created that he agreed to indirect negotiations. With Pakistan acting as the intermediary they have the best perspective on what each side agreed to. Donald is known for his unreliability (putting it diplomatically). Having launched the attack recklessly (and while supposedly negotiating a non-violent resolution), it’s not really surprising that Trump is ending this “war” in an equally slapdash manner. This is the person that MAGA has entrusted with our security.

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Jtown1994 Apr 9, 2026 +2

TACO Thursday

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BearBathTune Apr 9, 2026 +2

Said what?! Who the f*** started the war?!

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nerdshowandtell Apr 9, 2026 +2

Be nice it news just reported on stuff that actually happens instead of the daily "orange man says" c***.. Real reporters would be getting info from other sources and ignoring what anyone associated with Jabba da trump spouts off.

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CatManDeke Apr 9, 2026 +2

But I thought the Dems were going to start WW3...

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Photo-70 Apr 9, 2026 +2

Israel will make sure the process fails. It is not in their interest to stop the war. they only stop when every building is levelled.

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b12se-r Apr 9, 2026 +2

Oh so it’s officially a war? When do Geneva convention kick in so we can sue Great Leader for war crimes?

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HablarYEscuchar Apr 9, 2026 +2

Se puede ir a la mierda Trump.

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TrickshotCandy Apr 9, 2026 +2

He is moving towards Charlie Sheen levels of winning.

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scarab1001 Apr 9, 2026 +2

>Trump warns of major war escalation if Iran peace process fails If Iran doesn't sign a peace plan the Orange A****** will escalate his surrender to unconditional. Friday - market will crash. Tuesday bounce back. Barron A****** Jn will make millions on futures.

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fuers Apr 9, 2026 +1

Kill it with fire already!

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Tobias---Funke Apr 9, 2026 +1

Yarn.

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MustWarn0thers Apr 9, 2026 +1

The dementia pedophile manipulating the markets literally every other day and the wall street geniuses keep falling for it.

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RonstoppableRon Apr 9, 2026 +3

They’re not falling for it, i can assure you they see the grift and are along for the ride with him. It’s like clockwork at this point, why wouldn’t they be making money too? That is their job after all

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Show-Me-Your-Moves Apr 9, 2026 +1

Trump's Final Warning https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning

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LuciferSam86 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Resolution: Trump will give US and Europe whole asses to China, Iran and Russia

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Scotsmanryno Apr 9, 2026 +1

Someone needs to gaddafi him and Benjamin

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LaichItOrlovIt8 Apr 9, 2026 +1

ya man i bet. go to bed

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TV-Tommy Apr 9, 2026 +1

Take out the TACO!

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Fun-Memory1523 Apr 9, 2026 +1

It hasn't even been two full days and the ceasefire is already falling apart...or dead depending on who is asking.

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Classic-Artist8102 Apr 9, 2026 +1

If he would shut his mouth something might get done

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epanek Apr 9, 2026 +1

Trump warns of major war escalation ($200 barrel of oil pricing) if Iran peace process fails

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Ro-ftw Apr 9, 2026 +1

Get on with it then TACO shit. Why are you wasting time negotiating with people who clearly don't want to negotiate...

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HungryCats96 Apr 9, 2026 +1

Huh, I thought we were already in a major war. Go figure.

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poppop702025 Apr 9, 2026 +1

So what’s an escalation? Nukes????🤔😡

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bjbigplayer Apr 9, 2026 +1

Tough to win a war against a country that says, no problem go ahead and do your worst.

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TheOpeningAct2 Apr 10, 2026 +1

Funny every day its a new deadline, threat , rant or silly interview .

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Taar Apr 10, 2026 +1

Oh for f***'s sake, this guy and his market manipulation. So transparent.

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KeepCalmCarryOnKY Apr 10, 2026 +1

After he threatened to wipe out a civilization? This is bat shit

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Herb-Alpert Apr 9, 2026

Omg he's going to bomb them

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