If he does, I hope the news reports the c*** out of it.
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church-rosserApr 1, 2026
+1
Better would be if they reported him crapping himself
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ddubyeahApr 1, 2026
+1
I want video of gavel smacking to wake his as up.
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RedtexApr 1, 2026
+1
For a president with so much on his plate right now to sit still and listen through days of this argument, just shows how irrelevant he is to the actual running of the government
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Swimming-Economy-870Apr 1, 2026
+1
This is 100% because he wants to intimidate the conservative judges that have ruled against him in the past.
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Ok_Juice4449Apr 1, 2026
+1
Exactly. He will stare at them and make subtle threats.
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BrilliantForeign8899Apr 1, 2026
+1
Can't they just ignore him? They're appointed for LIFE. Judges have to rule on cases involving gangs, terrorists, cultists, they're not regular people. I hope they don't cower and scare so easily
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PoeticPillagerApr 1, 2026
+1
They're afraid of his cult. He is the Lisan al-Gaib of the Hatmen of Planet Maralago, also known as Doom.
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BrilliantForeign8899Apr 1, 2026
+1
Sad but clever comparison. I suppose the Water of Life is whatever elixir RFK or McDonald's is serving him. The Fremen are too eco conscious to be MAGA tho
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PoeticPillagerApr 1, 2026
+1
Bizarro Fremen, with tiny brain worms instead of massive sand worms.
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deraserApr 1, 2026
+1
I wish they allowed cameras. I’d love to see how long he manage to stay awake.
Also, I really hope that SCOTUS manages to show a tiny bit of legal sense and keeps birthright citizenship as it is.
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Healthy-Design5293Apr 1, 2026
+1
he really wants to show how evil he is
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Ok_Juice4449Apr 1, 2026
+1
He wants total control and wants to ignore the Constitution inits entirety.
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lkmkApr 1, 2026
+1
> Trump’s presence at the court is significant. He will be the first known sitting U.S. president to attend oral arguments before the high court, according to the Supreme Court Historical Society.
Is that a dictatorship I smell?
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twirlingmypubesApr 1, 2026
+1
It's a field trip to scotus, complete with a diapy change and a nap
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violoneuseApr 1, 2026
+1
LOL. He probably thinks he's intimidating SCOTUS.
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SolonohiopersonApr 1, 2026
+1
He won't understand what is going on or what the arguments mean. Will a handler be there to whisper in his ear and interpret grown up legal talk to a way he will understand? Can you imagine that job? It's probably better than his diaper changer, but not by much.
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AcanthisittaBulky777Apr 1, 2026
+1
100% chance he falls asleep.
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MarvinFarquharApr 1, 2026
+1
100% chance he poops himself too
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emhceeApr 1, 2026
+1
Looking forward to hearing KBJ hit him with, "Quiet Piggy."
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ComicalacimocApr 1, 2026
+1
To intimidate?
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FarImprovement2840Apr 1, 2026
+1
Whats he gonna do? Glare at his paid for judges looking like a deflated old sack of shit?
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No_Friend4042Apr 1, 2026
+1
Cause he has nothing better to do... like actually taking his war seriously
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Ok-Interview-8478Apr 1, 2026
+1
Too bad there are no cameras allowed. But maybe we can hear him snoring or pooping his pants in the audio feed.
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Bastet458Apr 1, 2026
+1
Why ? He’ll, just fall asleep 😴 !!
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mickyfox0Apr 1, 2026
+1
Will this include baron? Just a rhetorical question.
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name_escapeApr 1, 2026
+1
Any excuse for nap time I reckon
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backpackwayneApr 1, 2026
+1
Nap time!
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The_Playbook88Apr 1, 2026
+1
Great, let’s all attend
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MeatMulletApr 1, 2026
+1
No cameras aloud so it is going to be nap time for the old pedophile. He has to rest up before he gives his speech tonight.
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