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For Sale Mar 24, 2026 at 1:27 AM

Trump’s ICE Cowboy Confirmed to Replace ICE Barbie at DHS

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-ice-cowboy-markwayne-mullin-confirmed-to-replace-ice-barbie-kristi-noem-at-dhs/
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Prior_Coyote_4376 Mar 24, 2026 +1
Has anyone done a Ctrl-F for Mark Wayne Mullins in the Epstein Files yet?
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rat_penis Mar 24, 2026 +1
It's Markwayne. He has no middle name.
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Prior_Coyote_4376 Mar 24, 2026 +1
You’re right, what a f****** stupid name
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4ivE Mar 24, 2026 +1
Actually named after both his father's brothers because his mother couldn't decide. There's a conclusion to be drawn there, if your mind is suspicious enough
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Nach0Maker Mar 24, 2026 +1
Just like Toddorbert from the cinematic masterpiece Ski School.
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B-Z_B-S Mar 24, 2026 +1
And he's just as violent as she was, if ever so slightly less sociopathic.
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Tygonol Mar 24, 2026 +1
In this role, being of the “traditional MAGA man” variety likely makes up for whatever Noem-tier sociopathy he lacks Looking tough is going to be of paramount importance for him—to an even greater degree than the Bane of Botox
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post-mortem-malone69 Mar 24, 2026 +1
He tried to fight a union boss In the house.. Markwayne is going to be worse than gestapo Barbie
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root_fifth_octave Mar 24, 2026 +1
‘Howdy. I’m the sheriff of concentration camps…’
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Cityplanner1 Mar 24, 2026 +1
Wannabe cowboy plumber
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WentBrokeBuyingCoins Mar 24, 2026 +1
"I'm the roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest claim-jumper that ever jumped a claim!"
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CelticSith Mar 24, 2026 +1
Jan 6 Hide and Seek champion
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UFOsBeforeBros Mar 24, 2026 +1
*The Daily Beast* sure wasted no time in christening him with a name we’ll be seeing on r slash politics posts for the foreseeable future.
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schu4KSU Mar 24, 2026 +1
d’ya like dags?
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motohaas Mar 24, 2026 +1
Dumb and dumber
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Mikethebest78 Mar 24, 2026 +1
To late to be known as Mark the first he's sure to be known as Mark the worst.
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Arctimon Mar 24, 2026 +1
So how long do we think he's staying in the position? I give it less than a year.
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PluginAlong Mar 24, 2026 +1
So, the Senate majority just decreaoby one. Doesn't seem like the smartest move the Senate could make.
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Upstairs_Ad5443 Mar 24, 2026 +1
There's no hope for your country. Losers keep on losing.
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Teufelsdreck Mar 24, 2026 +1
Maybe he'll make sure the faucets don't drip and the toilets flush properly in all those detention camps.
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hummajeep Mar 24, 2026 +1
Heinrich next to be primaried
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