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General Mar 24, 2026 at 2:53 PM

Trump's insider trading - US SEC's ex-enforcement chief clashed with bosses over Trump cases before leaving

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CleverInternetName8b Mar 24, 2026 +120
The most insanely obvious insider trading in human history and you're not allowed to even acknowledge it when it's your job.
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lordpanda Mar 24, 2026 +40
It's crazy. Confidence in the US market will soon be gone and foreign investors will pull out their money when the time is right.
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bishop375 Mar 25, 2026 +9
I feel like this has been the warning for 30 years. But soon never seems to actually happen.
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Protean_Protein Mar 25, 2026 +4
Why would foreign investors pull out of a market that has telegraphed manipulation they themselves can use to their own advantage?
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lordpanda Mar 25, 2026 +5
Because manipulation isn't reliably in their favor and there is a huge contagion risk if it's widely exposed.
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Protean_Protein Mar 25, 2026 +3
In this particular case the moves are so openly telegraphed that regular investors are managing to notice and take advantage of it.
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bebopbrain Mar 25, 2026 +13
A front page story (above the fold) in today's New York Times mentioned the blatant stock market manipulation in a headline.
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darknekolux Mar 24, 2026 +36
Who could have guessed that giving the keys to the banana plantation to a monkey would cause trouble ? (and the nuclear codes)
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k-laz Mar 24, 2026 +10
I wonder if he could even recite the codes properly. He would stop in the middle and tell the operator the code is the most bestus biggest beautiful code there is and how it reminds him of a 12 yo Ivanka.
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flirtmcdudes Mar 25, 2026 +3
The key monkey being involved in a child sex trafficking ring also mucks things up. Total monkey curve ball
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doneandtired2014 Mar 25, 2026 +3
That is straight up libel and you should apologize. Monkeys are better behaved and aren't anywhere as insanely corrupt or maliciously stupid.
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albatroopa Mar 25, 2026 +1
Monkeys know to fling their shit away, not to store it in their pants.
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KwisatzHaderach94 Mar 25, 2026 +3
what's left? only the most incompetent administration in american history. thanks maga.
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johnn48 Mar 26, 2026 +1
Why track Nancy Pelosi’s stock trades, when you have the whole Administration to choose from.
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