Trump's new tourism envoy once proposed banishing pigeons from Sydney streets

It's difficult to believe that Trump ran out of American idiots and had to start importing them. I do hope that Australia paid the tariff, mate.

What an imbecile!  DNA testing dog poop?  Ametica's foreign tourism is in free fall.  And there is certainly no help coming from this laughable halfwit. We might as well set on fire whatever tax dollars this moronic bulffoon will be in charge of...

Tourism envoy? Is that ice?

He also wanted to check the DNA of dog poop to fine owners.

He's so unbelievably stupid. I just can't. I feel like we're living in a weird simulation. Like this can't be reality. Or this is how Earth will reset. He'll destroy it, another ice age, then life again.... maybe??? This just sucks. Everything I read about him sucks. He probably doesn't even know about how important pigeons were to our military at one point.

Oh this was the dumbass from Ashfield that tried the anti immigration thing in the middle of the largest ethnically Chinese district in Sydney. Now I remember him

I used to follow that guy on twitter and I’m convinced he’s a world class troll who’s actually making fun of maga but they’re too dumb to realize it, kinda like when Andy Kaufman became a professional wrestler.

Bigby’s Mass Pigeon Banishing is a level 7 birdloc spell. The mats alone would drain the treasury of electrum pieces.

I legitimately thought this guy was a parody account.

if everyone banished everything they don't agree with the world would be empty ... interesting way of achieving peace

Tourism envoy? As in a bunch of Americans travel around telling host countries what to do and how things should be? 

The US never needed anyone to promote tourism before, and good luck to him with that.