👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽
Or anyone else. Malaria is a mail order Epstein succubus. His kids, like him, don’t care about anyone other than themselves.
2682
AlexZivojinovichMar 26, 2026
+895
>Malaria is a mail order Epstein succubus.
Stealing this.
895
ToastedSpamMar 26, 2026
+308
Her name is Melanoma.
308
Nerevarius_420Mar 27, 2026
+119
I thought her birth name was Mesothelioma
119
Spell_ChickenMar 27, 2026
+49
I don't really care, do u?
49
numbersthen0987431Mar 27, 2026
+1
JG Wentworth, 876-Cash-Now
1
DyrogitoryMar 26, 2026
+47
So nice to mole you
47
madeleinetwocockMar 27, 2026
+70
This is Trump we’re talking about. You forgot the ***-st*** at the end of that verb.
70
DAS_BEEMar 27, 2026
+19
I'd call her a low level draugr but kellyanne holds that title from the first admin
19
mixingmemoryMar 27, 2026
+55
Epstein himself may well have been the only person who ever genuinely liked him. It's dramatic irony worthy of the classics.
55
KittyGrewAMoustacheMar 27, 2026
+1
But Epstein said Trump was the most evil person he’d ever met so that really says something. Several things. None good.
1
LandscapeNatural7680Mar 27, 2026
+1
Not a decent cell in his body - according Epstein. Who can commiserate, I’m thinking.
1
m0ngoos3Mar 27, 2026
+1
Eh, Roy Cohn might have liked Trump, and John Casablancas.
Both men were absolute monsters.
1
AwkwardTrafficMar 27, 2026
+1
Roy Cohn absolutely had a fondness for Trump which makes it all the more hilarious that the diamond encrused cuff links Trump gifted him, that Cohn cherished, turned out to be fake. He couldn't even be bothered to give a real gift to someone who actually, genuinely believed they were his friend and arguably the closest thing to a real father figure Trump ever had.
1
donkeyrocketMar 26, 2026
+341
Still won’t make anyone love him. He’s so pathetic that he need to do this while he’s alive because he knows no one will do it when he’s dead.
341
RecentDecision2329Mar 26, 2026
+152
Pedo dollars
152
prozak09Mar 26, 2026
+63
You can just say Pedollars.
63
LieverRoodDanRechtsMar 26, 2026
+97
Pedough.
97
impy695Mar 27, 2026
+30
There will be a MASSIVE push to get his face on currency when he dies. I can only hope it fails.
30
NJBarFlyMar 27, 2026
+20
Dems should change the law to dead for at least 20 years.
20
Twisted_BristlesMar 27, 2026
+13
Put it on the penny, then immediately take them out of circulation and melt them down into something useful.
13
Heisenberg991Mar 26, 2026
+26
It will be removed in 2028 by the Democratic prez.
26
XingsNoodleCribMar 26, 2026
+91
And he diddled his daughter
91
ballercaustMar 26, 2026
+54
The Pump Kin King.
54
chaostheories36Mar 26, 2026
+20
Replied to your comment with just “ 🤮” and it was auto removed.
So, Pump Kin King is great. Still disgusted that he very likely sexually abused his children. Probably all of them.
20
ChurchbushonkMar 26, 2026
+39
So people know who to blame as the dollars leave their pocketbooks for literally everything you have to buy to live.
39
NoReplacement4799Mar 26, 2026
+28
His dad loved him for the piece of shit he is that's the scary thing his father actually fostered and encouraged this behavior
28
Charming_Jacket_3028Mar 27, 2026
+13
People really don't know this
13
HTWingNutMar 27, 2026
+19
Dude wants his name on everything. He'd rename the United States to Trumpistan if he could.
19
nyyanksfan81Mar 26, 2026
+8
Yea. I bet most of maga have dad's that didn't raise them right
8
sneakysneakyheheheheMar 26, 2026
+5198
Just what we need, a child rapist's signature on our money.
5198
Axi0madickMar 26, 2026
+1485
I'm pretty sure a lot of people are going to find very clever things to write before or after his name on every bill with his name on it. Things like rapist, pedophile, traitor, etc. I'd bet that they'll have to be pulled from circulation within a year.
1485
TheAntiPackerMar 26, 2026
+1663
This, I'll gladly deface every single one I come across
1663
flexiblefineMar 27, 2026
+399
A new use for a Sharpie!
399
DeezFluffyButterNutzMar 27, 2026
+92
I'll buy a stamp.
Maybe "rapes children" or "is a pedo" in small print.
92
ashedmypantiesMar 27, 2026
+1
Where can a sticker with Trump pointing at the price of gas (remember Biden) that says, "Pedo prez did this," be procured?
1
TiredOfBeingTired28Mar 27, 2026
+20
Gold color so it could possibly be his doing.
20
seattlemythMar 27, 2026
+57
Stock trade!
57
TwitterLegendMar 27, 2026
+33
Did someone make a big investment in permanent markers 5 minutes before this was announced?
33
RedDragonMommaMar 27, 2026
+30
I’d be afraid of the bills testing for dangerous levels of fecal matter…..from people whipping their asses with them.
30
bwurtsbMar 26, 2026
+150
"*Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything,” the note began.*
*Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.*
*Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.*
*Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.*
*Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.*
*Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?*
*Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.*
*Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.*”
Outline to look like an adolescent girl, and put that signature right where he did.
150
MetastaticCarcinomaMar 27, 2026
+40
have a stamp made, with all of this, ready to go
40
Exciting-Cancel6468Mar 27, 2026
+9
Holy shit this is nice. stamp it on every bill, go to stripper bar. Distribute wantonly.
9
TunaNoCrust811Mar 27, 2026
+35
I’ve read this countless times, and every time I get a physical, sickening reaction in my stomach.
Donald Trump is the most vile piece of shit human to ever exist.
35
Yes-I-CannabisMar 26, 2026
+63
Somebody needs to get/make a few custom rubber stamps that say things like “Rapist”, “Pedophile Protector”, “Conman”, and “Renowned Liar” and then just stamp it on every bill before his name, à la “Where’s George”.
63
FizzyBeverageMar 27, 2026
+13
This’ll be fine yep.
13
basszamegMar 26, 2026
+17
Better than the “Trump lives here ->” stamp that some of his illustrious followers put on $5 bills.
17
pm_me_your_kindwordsMar 26, 2026
+10
Mar a lago?
10
dogs_gt_catsMar 26, 2026
+59
I'm going to sell rubber stampers that say "fucks kids" and let people decide what to do with them.
59
specialkk77Mar 26, 2026
+20
Could do “kills kids” too. “Beats kids” “starves kids”
So many heinous options to consider!
20
SoCalChrisWMar 26, 2026
+54
I need to start a business selling rubber stamps with phrases.
54
LheelaSPMar 27, 2026
+44
Do it, it's the american dream. Starting a business from the ground up, only for your product to be stolen by Amazon and being undercut and priced out of the mariet by them within half a year. As is tradition!
44
tc65681Mar 27, 2026
+7
Nothing but truth there
7
VironicHeroMar 26, 2026
+78
There are going to be a lot of bills vandalized to say “[Trump Signature] is a pedophile.”
78
ExtraneousCarnivalMar 27, 2026
+21
How’s about a simple
>I f*** children.
>\- DJT
21
mlorusso4Mar 26, 2026
+3980
Law. Ending 165 year old law. Don’t hide the fact that this is illegal and not just some gentleman’s agreement
3980
motionbuttonMar 26, 2026
+765
I have to imagine this has to go to court
765
ADhomin_emMar 26, 2026
+867
By the time it reaches any ruling, the dollar will be worthless, as happens with everything he puts his name on
867
nowahhhMar 27, 2026
+154
That’s the thing. Trump wants his name on US dollars? The thing it takes me an hour’s work to spend on less than two gallons of gas?
154
InequalEnforcementMar 27, 2026
+62
"That's because you're a failure at life. The president isn't responsible for your quality of life. Unless it improves your quality of life. Stop trying to make Trump look bad."
Brought to you by the group who spent 2020-2024 saying that it was "impossible to live under a democrat president" when their eggs cost their actual cost and not the lala land subsidization prices.
62
D-West1989Mar 27, 2026
+1
Do yall remember the post office pre Trump? Because I do and I f****** miss it.
1
AliceInNegalandMar 27, 2026
+1
Fuckin DeJoy…
1
Easy_Difficulty_7656Mar 27, 2026
+27
I’ve never felt so good about how I almost never touch physical money anymore
27
VanceKelleyMar 27, 2026
+417
It's also illegal for a man who attempted an insurrection against the USA to serve as president. And Congress, not POTUS, is the only part of the government with the legal power to declare war. But here we are.
Turns out the Constitution is just a bunch of ink on paper when most of the country just wants to ignore it.
417
MadRaymerMar 27, 2026
+135
He's been violating the emoluments clause since day one of his first term, so yep. Constitution is just a list of suggestions with absolutely no enforcement mechanism against a POTUS (sitting or former).
135
bokonatorMar 27, 2026
+30
Thank the US supreme court !
30
VanceKelleyMar 27, 2026
+1
On the first day of his first term a lawsuit was filed for his violation of the Emoluments Clause.
On the last day of his first term the case still hadn't even progressed to the discovery stage because the American legal system moves so slowly for the rich.
So, after trump left office the judge hearing the case dismissed it as moot. Thus no precedent was ever set as to whether the president can legally operate a wide variety of businesses including a hotel a few blocks from the White House where foreign governments handed him bags of cash.
1
LickinThighs2Mar 27, 2026
+61
The pro-tradition people aren't actually pro-tradition it seems
61
Motor-Marzipan6969Mar 27, 2026
+1
> A statute governing the printing of Federal Reserve notes gives the Treasury broad discretion to change designs to guard against counterfeiting. The law requires keeping certain elements, including the words "In God We Trust," and **only allows portraits of deceased individuals**.
1
Current--AnythingMar 27, 2026
+1
Listen, I hate this but it's not breaking a law. Just read the article.
"A statute governing the printing of Federal Reserve notes gives the Treasury broad discretion to change designs to guard against counterfeiting. The law requires keeping certain elements, including the words "In God We Trust," and only allows portraits of deceased individuals."
1
thewinterzodiacMar 26, 2026
+4635
I genuinely don't understand how anyone supports him.
4635
Charming-Report1669Mar 26, 2026
+4039
I just saw a comment on FB that said "if it upsets the left, then I'm all for it"
That's it - that's their entire existence. It's not so much "supporting" Trump as it is the sheer idea that they're pissing off Liberals.
4039
nyutnyutMar 26, 2026
+778
Are you saying if I let you shit in my mouth some libs will have to smell it? Sign me up!!! - MAGA
778
AlacroutMar 27, 2026
+208
You jest, but this is a very plausible shituation, as they have already set a precedent for playing with shit to “own the libs.”
In the Biden years there was a MAGA who rearranged deer shit in the woods to spell out “LET’S GO BRANDON” just because he thought “libs” would be offended by it.
That’s just one example and doesn’t even mention the well-documented shituations from 1/6/21.
208
nyutnyutMar 27, 2026
+114
Definitely. It’s sad how clever and funny they think the let’s go Brandon thing is. I was watching a Instagram story of a comedian getting heckled by a maga who yelled out let’s go Brandon thinking he would get a big laugh. The comedian was like, what’s that, and when he explained the origin you could hear in the guys voice the moment he realized how stupid it was. The comedian just said something like ‘ok, anyways’ and the crowd laughed at the heckler. So cringe.
114
DrusgarMar 27, 2026
+50
It's understandable, though. If you sat and listened to AM talk radio or watched FoxNews "Let's Go Brandon" was the funniest thing ever uttered! And if all of your friends were like-minded morons, it got a big laugh everywhere you went. So naturally the guy thought it would be a big hit at some comedy club.
We become the company we keep.
50
EmberwakeMar 27, 2026
+19
> If you sat and listened to AM talk radio or watched FoxNews "Let's Go Brandon" was the funniest thing ever uttered!
I question the intelligence of anyone who would find it amusing.
This was just a deliberate and transparent lie to try and avoid criticism for the actual sentiment that was used. If they all agree with "f*** Joe Biden," why do they need to lie about what was said, and in what way is that lie funny?
19
Dreams-Of-HermaMoraMar 27, 2026
+12
It's happened so much that I'm not even sure which video you're referencing. I think [this one](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7WZT8RLWCiI) though?
12
CadamarMar 27, 2026
+18
I remember when they first accused Donny of wearing diapers a bunch of his cultists showed up to his rallies in diapers. It's ridiculous.
18
ctothelMar 26, 2026
+88
It never occurred to those people that you’re meant to have justifications for your beliefs.
88
nox66Mar 27, 2026
+28
They lead small lives. They don't think deeply about higher purpose or family, not honestly.
28
CategoryZestyclose91Mar 26, 2026
+33
Because life is a hierarchical zero-sum game to them.
33
Chemical-Fault-7331Mar 27, 2026
+31
Because that’s all conservative media tells them. Conservatives, outside of tax cuts and bailouts for their rich cronies, don’t have actual policies that help everyday Americans. So all they run on is culture war bullshit. Made up nonsense to manufacture consent.
31
punx3030Mar 27, 2026
+12
Yeah pissing of liberals but also anyone with common sense and decency. They’re pushing everyone else away and drawing closer to their dear leader.
12
aiiyeMar 26, 2026
+20
Eating a shit sandwich on the off chance a “lib” might smell their breath later and be “triggered”.
20
whatproblemsMar 26, 2026
+175
cult worship
175
LaFrescaTrumpetaMar 26, 2026
+31
and along those lines, power worship. if it looks strong and masculine his supporters will jerk off to it. perfectly vulnerable to narcissistic influence for those who aren’t already narcissistic themselves
31
RedBarnGuyMar 26, 2026
+20
Trump has never given off a genuinely strong or masculine vibe IMO. It’s always been forced - fake and plastic. I don’t get it, never have.
20
TherronKeenMar 27, 2026
+8
I mean, look at the "conservative house wife" appearance/makeup/plastic surgery beauty standards.
The *only thing* they're attracted to is fake and plastic.
8
AmaroWolfwoodMar 26, 2026
+121
Fascist promises to destroy the stranger. That's really all there is to it.
And the stranger accounts for all their fears. They fear the immigrant, the brown, the black, the yellow, the poor, the gay, the trans, the wrong god, the wrong version of the Bible on and on and on.
And of course few fear all these things together, so they point at the ones they don't fear and say, "lo! I am a good person, I do not fear these. See? We are not all hateful."
But they do fear the ones they do not point at. And they cling to the lies and the promises to be saved and they excuse any fault because it is worth it to be free of the stranger.
121
The_Returned_LichMar 27, 2026
+14
>Fascist promises to destroy the stranger. That's really all there is to it.
And when they run out of strangers, they will further find ways to hate each other for not being enough on board. There must ALWAYS be an out group after all.
14
BruteOfTroyMar 26, 2026
+7
And yet they are "Christians." I wonder if Jesus had anything to say about the value of welcoming strangers... hm, guess we'll never know >!Matthew 25:35!<
7
DoTheFooka-FookaMar 26, 2026
+463
Racism.
463
beren0073Mar 26, 2026
+334
That’s unfair. There’s also stupidity.
334
ChaoticSeniorMar 26, 2026
+169
And the pedophiles.
169
MOVES_HYPHENSMar 26, 2026
+111
And sexism
111
thedoommerchantMar 26, 2026
+93
And transphobia. The list goes on and on
93
tolacidMar 26, 2026
+42
Let's just throw out the blanket of bigotry so we can call it a day
42
g2g079Mar 26, 2026
+26
and greed
26
tolacidMar 26, 2026
+8
This is starting to sound like that Spanish Inquisition sketch
8
blufox4900Mar 26, 2026
+7
Hatred and stupidity often go hand in hand.
7
neo_sporinMar 26, 2026
+10
I really wonder if the GOP will struggle in future elections if they nominate more reasonable people.
10
orangesfwrMar 26, 2026
+6
It's a hell of a drug.
6
Orange_KidMar 26, 2026
+41
A lot of people are assholes, a lot of people are morons, and there's quite a bit of overlap between the two.
41
what-is-money--Mar 27, 2026
+12
My mom supports him and it baffles me so much. I never realized she was racist but now shes talking about how illegals are doing so many terrible things or whatever. She used to say that war was bad and yet now she's supporting his war.
All her news is only stuff that supports him. Everything she listens to, be it videos, radio, movies, tv shows, or, all her friends, everything in her life supports him. She calls me brainwashed and arguing for arguing sake when I talk to her about anything remotely negative. If I tell her about something terrible, she thinks it's not Trump's fault or that it's actually a good thing and not terrible at all.
She is very Christian and yet she supports him. She doesn't think he could ever be considered a Nazi and gets mad if she hears people call him that.
It's like she went from being somewhat normal to a member of a cult. She doesn't buy his merch or anything but she supports him wholeheartedly and unconditionally and thinks he's genuinely doing a good job. She genuinely believes he is a good man and a good president.
Her world doesn't allow me to even suggest that he could be in the epstine files before she shuts me down and calls me brainwashed.
12
TheKommanderOfRotMar 26, 2026
+193
These "people" that support this are very mentally sick.
Never thought I'd go cashless, but I won't touch the shit. I dont want anything to do with the pedophile.
193
ZaptryxMar 27, 2026
+1
Can confirm my mom is very mentally sick. During the whole Biden presidency, her Facebook everyday was FILLED with anti Biden videos. The crime? Mis-speaking due to a speech impediment.
Now her Facebook is radio silence. Can't stand her.
1
[deleted]Mar 26, 2026
+947
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947
PatSajaksDickMar 26, 2026
+398
What the f****** type of crack is he smoking? “Financial stability??”
398
Fraktal55Mar 26, 2026
+240
Every. single. thing. that this administration says anymore is a complete and total lie. Everything.
240
boxsterjaxMar 26, 2026
+39
Par for the course for an authoritarian regime. Lie and gaslight the public while you rob them of healthcare, safety nets, affordable gas and groceries, all to line your own pockets till the day you die and to fund vanity projects.
39
dBlock845Mar 26, 2026
+27
Everything Bessent said was the opposite of reality, but that never stopped that weirdo.
27
returnofthecursedMar 26, 2026
+74
>Tell me he's terrified of dying without telling me.
Just off the top of my head, he's rambled on multiple occasions about whether he'll get into heaven, and he recently claimed that he'd live to 200 if he could give up junk food. He's clearly preoccupied with his longevity and health.
I think he's also afraid for the legacy of spitefulness, racism, misogyny, r***, and egotistical moral failures that he's leaving behind. He must sense on some level that he's not going to be remembered well.
74
arrownycMar 26, 2026
+7
All that adrenochrome isn't working hard enough.
7
Wonderful-Pause1048Mar 26, 2026
+100
… *can* and **will** undo ! And Bessent must be as sick and stupid as this complete idiot T.
100
P1xelHunter78Mar 26, 2026
+75
Would be a shame if someone with a marker came along….
75
GeekDNA0918Mar 26, 2026
+9
Best believe I will f****** sharpie every single bill I come in contact with. Oh, wait. No one uses cash anymore...
9
IamScottGableMar 27, 2026
+11
It doesn't matter if we undo it, it will have HAPPENED and it will always he a mark of failure.
You might be able to clean the pants after but you will always have shit yourself.
11
84thPrblmMar 26, 2026
+24
Recall every bill the second his successor is sworn in.
24
Additional-Signal327Mar 26, 2026
+44
Streisand effect inbound. Every piece of currency will be repurposed as a simple form of protest. I can’t wait.
44
still_no_enhMar 26, 2026
+22
Gotta start practicing how to write "f***" in the nicest way possible.
Ooh, how about a stamp with a viewfinder so we can properly stamp them on!
22
Reddit_RoitMar 26, 2026
+25
I'm thinking a stamp that says "is a pedophile".
25
Raise_A_ThothMar 26, 2026
+15
>given strong U.S. economic growth, financial stability and "lasting dollar dominance" during Trump's second term.
Literally none of that is true but sure.
15
dj_scriptsMar 26, 2026
+10
What an absolute f****** cuck.
10
that-isa-madeup-nameMar 26, 2026
+14
As a student, studying in the UK, who’s relying on the strength of the US dollar (hint - i’m hemorrhaging value on conversion to GBP), f*** this fat old chump and his entire administration
14
PicoRascarMar 26, 2026
+520
From Petrodollar to Pedodollar.
520
daanishhMar 27, 2026
+19
Bars.
19
redpoemageMar 26, 2026
+444
>"There is no more powerful way to recognize the historic achievements of our great country and President Donald J. Trump than U.S. dollar bills bearing his name, and it is only appropriate that this historic currency be issued at the Semiquincentennial," Bessent said.
"There's no better way to recognize our history than throwing it in the trash"
Legitimately what “historic achievements” do they think Trump has accomplished? I don’t know that I could even think of an *ordinary* achievement of any kind attributed to him.
38
DrowningKrownMar 27, 2026
+23
*Visits conservative subreddit > some guy says "he's literally stopped 8 wars in a year. No president has done better than Donald trump" > throw up a little > stop wondering > lose humanity*
23
Fifth-CrusaderMar 27, 2026
+1
I dunno, he has done a great job of undermining the global US-led order. It's the kind of rapid dismantling of our own global power that would normally require multiple awful leaders, but he did it all single-handedly. It's an achievement, and definitely historic.
1
oh-shazbotMar 26, 2026
+1070
forever immortalizing a pedophile, criminal, and conman in a country's global currency is..well..a choice.
1070
HomeworkInevitable99Mar 26, 2026
+284
As soon as he's gone, his name will be removed from everything.
284
fullload93Mar 26, 2026
+176
He needs to be given the same treatment like Germany did with banning everything related to Hitler and Nazis. Trump’s name needs to be permanently banned and any images of his name and likeness need to be burned to the ground and permanently forbidden from public display. Hopefully a law like that can eventually be passed.
176
manmythmustacheMar 26, 2026
+72
You must not see the Confederate flags still flown with glee down south. If a flag representing those who fought for the continued existence of slavery can be recontextualized over time then those same people can do the same about a pedophile rapist.
72
nox66Mar 27, 2026
+36
Let's be real, many of them would reintroduce slavery if they thought they could get away with it.
36
SquaretanglesMar 26, 2026
+28
Campaign Slogan: REPEAL. IT. ALL.
28
IMM_AustinMar 26, 2026
+20
Not if he dies! Then he'll be immortalized as hard as possible by Vance.
20
yaforgot-my-passwordMar 26, 2026
+7
Until Vance is gone
7
Three_Froggy_ProblemMar 26, 2026
+44
To be fair, this country was founded by genocidal slavers
44
SailingSparkMar 26, 2026
+32
But even they had more standards than Trump.
32
HBJones1056Mar 26, 2026
+27
And way better vocabularies.
27
TheBalzyMar 26, 2026
+112
Biggest f****** LOSER in American history.
112
still_no_enhMar 26, 2026
+426
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
they should put his face on it, so I can wipe my butt with it in a year when all USD is worthless
426
LividTacosMar 26, 2026
+63
1920s Germany vibes.
63
TropicalgiaMar 26, 2026
+14
Oh he'll insist they put his face on it, all big haired pompadour like Andrew Jackson.
14
LeinDaddyMar 26, 2026
+127
I genuinely can't wait to read a headline that speaks of this f****** guy in the past tense
127
originalcinnerMar 27, 2026
+19
I wake up full of optimism every morning. I cheerfully ask my husband, who gets up earlier than me, "How 'bout today?"
And every morning he replies, "Nope, still alive, sorry."
"Dangit :-("
19
aircooledJenkinsMar 26, 2026
+59
They're treating Trump like a make-a-wish kid.
59
donkeyrocketMar 26, 2026
+153
Seriously pathetic man. Forcing his name and image on everything because no one will willingly do it is such a lame existence.
Can’t wait till he just fucks off for good.
153
KingBadfordMar 26, 2026
+40
I noticed it when he first started begging for a Nobel Peace Prize. Dude is obsessed with his legacy now that he's nearing death. He wants to be the president who brought new territory into the US, wants his name on important buildings for government and art, wants his signature on the currency, wants the white house and probably the entire capitol remade in his image. That self-obsessed attention w**** in him, the pitiful reality TV star, wants to be remembered as someone great (though not necessarily good).
The thing is, people who have statues and monuments built in their likeness and memory, and people whom streets and buildings are named after usually earned those things through action, more often than not posthumously. They didn't go begging for them, or commission them themselves. Trump is not a great man, and he's certainly not a good one. He absolutely will be remembered, but not in any of the ways he hopes.
40
DrRockBoognishMar 26, 2026
+81
maga “Christians” love to worship their idol. In their scrambled brains, Dear Leader can do no wrong.
King Mierdas also put himself on the national parks pass standing in front of **George Washington** .
…but Obama wore a tan suit.
maga’s hypocrisy is killing the nation, and they don’t give any fucks about it.
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LaFrescaTrumpetaMar 26, 2026
+26
it’s genuinely crazy how few of them ever to stop to ask themselves “how would i feel if a democrat did this”
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eugene20Mar 27, 2026
+12
They don't even stop to ask what did God say about idols?
It's right there in one of the most famous parts of the Bible, it's not hidden.
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GresvighMar 26, 2026
+49
We live in a dictatorship.
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Chamberlain-HallerMar 26, 2026
+68
He's introducing the 17 dollar bill because he doesn't like anything over 18.
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davecouliersthongMar 27, 2026
+9
Nah, 10 works for him
9
Observer_042Mar 26, 2026
+23
Just like a dog that has to piss on every tree.
It will be fun watching it all dismantled again.
23
Mormegil71Mar 26, 2026
+15
Is the US a real country anymore?
15
lifeat24fpsMar 26, 2026
+15
I want it made clear from the next Democrat nominee that this shit ends and all of it is removed the moment they take office. I want that piece of shit's name off the Kennedy Center on inauguration day.
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OrphasmiaMar 27, 2026
+1
At his very core Trump is a rapist.
He forces himself upon everyone, everything, every concept, every tradition, every boundary possible.
With every passing day he takes another step towards forcing his will. Always starting with jokes, testing the waters, and dipping the toe before fully pushing into whatever or whoever.
The worst part is that it’s often senseless. There’s no real logical benefit to any of this. There’s barely even a true material benefit for himself half the time, beyond satisfying his perpetually vacuous ravenous ego.
1
MalaixMar 26, 2026
+26
Feels like this will just remind people who is responsible when they look at what few dollars they have and see his name staring back at them.
Can't think of a more appropriate image to see when you are at a cash register and realize you need to tell the cashier you wont be buying a few of the things you picked up after all.
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a_rabid_buffaloMar 26, 2026
+9
Dude is so hellbent on being remember in such a dated way. I don’t remember the last time I even had physical money. I’ve reached a point I don’t even have my credit cards on me. I just tap my phone and move on. Donny needs to f****** stop, he’s already going to be remembered as the dumbest f****** person to speed race the fall of an empire.
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j-whiskeyMar 27, 2026
+10
Time to buy my red “<——PEDO” stamp!
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tinyE1138Mar 26, 2026
+29
I wouldn't worry about it.
Given the way he is handling the economy, pretty soon no one is going to have any US currency.
And FYI, so long as the serial numbers are not covered, it is valid currency, so don't get too mad if a marker accidentally blots out his signature on your money.
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PixelScubaMar 27, 2026
+5
Just get a rubber stamp made that says "convicted rapist" and slap that ink above his name on every bill that passes through your hands.
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AdministrativeEdge68Mar 26, 2026
+28
Why does this d***** bag have to have his name or face on everything? It’s not even funny anymore.
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Arguments_4_EverMar 27, 2026
+26
It’s what sociopathic dictators do.
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smoikeMar 27, 2026
+11
The fragility of his ego is half of America's problem. The other half is that although he is good at marketing himself, he is a raving idiot.
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BUYMEBONESTOORMMar 26, 2026
+18
Not a tradition, it’s a law
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ParahelixMar 26, 2026
+20
>Bessent said in a statement that the move was appropriate for the U.S. 250th anniversary, given strong U.S. economic growth, financial stability and "lasting dollar dominance" during Trump's second term.
The gaslighting is just insane with these assholes.
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Looten1313Mar 26, 2026
+18
Put your name on whatever you want, history will still remember you as the giant pile of shit that you are.
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One_Disaster_5995Mar 26, 2026
+9
It's a cult, and it's gross.
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MaharogMar 27, 2026
+9
Time to get a rubber stamp that says "is a pedophile"
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HaroldGreenBandanaMar 26, 2026
+20
There’s nothing like free advertising for your shitty “brand.”
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Blue_Lake_3386Mar 26, 2026
+22
I guess its a good time to transition to a cashless society in that case.
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HaxanWriterMar 26, 2026
+24
I hate this goddamn fascist m*********** so much. So, so much. We’re talking incandescent hatred.
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SonicviewedMar 26, 2026
+13
F***. This. F*****.
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xriderxMar 26, 2026
+13
Amazon idea —- sell a self-inking rubber stamp “is a Pedophile” “is a Rapist” etc.
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Fl0riduh_ManMar 26, 2026
+8
They must realize that it'll perpetuate a cottage industry of stamp-sellers and sharpie-resisters to just redact his syphilitic scriblings, right?
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Possible_Gur4789Mar 26, 2026
+8
Thats pretty fascist. Change it back whenever the terdreich meets their inevitable doom.
8
Lucky_Development359Mar 27, 2026
+7
Okay, so...he *won* Monopoly right?
Get out of jail...check.
Money from community chest...check check check.
Hotels, Park Avenue, etc.
And now, his name will be on *the* money!
Can we all, go back, to F****** normal now?!
Pass Go, collect $200, f******, billion and get lost?!
7
g2g079Mar 26, 2026
+12
Those are going to get vandalized, like a lot.
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CFIgigsMar 26, 2026
+7
When we reach hyperinflation, we should put his picture on the $10 Trillion dollar bill. With the words: "I did this"
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DM_Me_TaTazMar 27, 2026
+6
Great can’t wait to add …is a b**** after his name of every dollar I get with his name on it
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xschalkenMar 27, 2026
+5
Long after Trump is gone, there will always be American legal tender floating around somewhere in the world bearing the signature of a pedophile rapist, a permanent reminder that all the positive virtues, and greatest democracy rhetoric, and American exseptionalism, and all that other fluff that Americans like to drape themselves in, is just so much bullshit.
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StopherMar 27, 2026
+6
We’ve really gone full North Korea. 😕
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VaperiusMar 27, 2026
+1
I will legitimately switch to cashless. In fact, I'd switch to an entirely different currency if acceptance of one was more common, before seeing this f***'s writing or face every single time I reach for my wallet.
1
argonautseriousMar 26, 2026
+5
Will they be orange backs as well?
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Lobster_roll_dinnerMar 26, 2026
+4
Probably people will start adding Jeffrey Epstein's signature below it. Not a bad idea!
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VR_RaccoonteurMar 26, 2026
+6
Every single coin and bill will be defaced if this happens.
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Brief_Night_9239Mar 26, 2026
+5
Trump is really gonna destroy America.
5
civil_setMar 26, 2026
+5
Sofa king tired of this a******.
He won’t stop until he oozes into every pore of global existence.
That is probably part of his deep psychological damage.
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Knighth77Mar 26, 2026
+6
Yet another way he's making the dollar worthless.
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BlueprintBDMar 27, 2026
+6
Has there ever been a single instance of putting a living person's mark on a coin which was not a form of tyranny?
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