Millions of people are gonna write the word PEDO right below it! But, of course, that would be wrong....
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regularclumpMar 26, 2026
+24
very wrong but I’m hearing many are planning to participate
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Paceys_GhostMar 26, 2026
+13
Very fine people
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BigHungryFlamingoMar 27, 2026
+11
With tears in their eyes
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Xanikk999Mar 27, 2026
+1
I would love to but I can't remember the last time I used paper money.
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civil_politicianMar 26, 2026
+11
They’ll draw that gross drawing from the Epstein card. May every dollar be another wonderful secret!
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nthpwrMar 26, 2026
+8
i'll be writing it on every bill i come across going forward
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HoratioHotplateJrMar 27, 2026
+5
Yeah, or maybe an "is a pedo" rubber stamp.
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Easy_Atmosphere_1018Mar 27, 2026
+1
Hey.. if the government can deface currency by putting this shit bags signature on it… then we’re just reminding everyone who he is every time they open their wallet.
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bm1949Mar 26, 2026
+3
Two takes on that. I've seen plenty of Where's George stamped in red on $1 bills. You could enter the serial number and track where the dollar has been. Or bills stamped with some Christian message. A relatively innocent tradition.
I'd argue his stamp will be Epstein Files but still, he will prosecute the Tramp stampers.
Some guy who ran a strip club in Portland Ore a while back used to dip the ends of his $2 bills in red ink. Like advertising, those came from one specific strip club. US Treasury did come down pretty hard on him for defacing currency.
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hatecirclejerksMar 26, 2026
+6
Defacing currency isn't illegal though?
Trying to counterfit is, so changing a one to a 10 would be.
You can make boner dollars, it's not illegal.
You can write trump is a pedo on it, not illegal.
Where did you gather this info?
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bm1949Mar 26, 2026
+1
[Willamette Week.](https://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19815-blood-money.html). This place was a ten minute walk from my house when that was going on.
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hatecirclejerksMar 26, 2026
+8
It's still not illegal, sounds like a bank got annoyed, and the feds intervened.
Weird.
Also damn, 2012?
Edit:
Ahhhh, he was making them entirely red which WOULD make it unfit for recirculation.
333. Mutilation of national bank obligations
Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 700; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, §330016(1)(B), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2146)
100.5 Mutilated paper currency.
(a) General. Lawfully held mutilated paper currency of the United States may be submitted for examination in accord with the provisions in this subpart. Such currency may be redeemed at face amount if sufficient remnants of any relevant security feature and clearly more than one-half of the original note remains. Fragments of such mutilated currency which are not clearly more than one-half of the original whole note or are lacking sufficient remnants of any relevant security feature will be redeemed at face value only if the Director, Bureau of Engraving and Printing, Department of the Treasury, is satisfied that the missing portions have been totally destroyed. The Director's judgment shall be based on such evidence of total destruction as is necessary and shall be final. Any submission under this subpart shall be deemed an acceptance of all provisions contained herein.
(b) Definitions. The following definitions are used in this subpart:
Mutilated currency is currency which has been damaged to the extent that:
(i) One-half or less of the original note remains; or
(ii) Its condition is such that its value is questionable and the currency must be forwarded to the Department of the Treasury for the examination by trained experts before any redemption is made.
Unfit currency is currency which is unfit for further circulation because of its physical condition such as torn, dirty, limp, worn or defaced. Unfit currency should not be forwarded to the Department of the Treasury, but may be exchanged at commercial banks.
TLDR: Im mostly wrong, but writing boner on your dollar isn't really illegal, it is at the discretion of the feds (of course) and the main issue with this dude was he was dipping the ENTIRE bill, making it not usable.
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Senior-budMar 27, 2026
+1
He could actually help America but he gets his jollies through self glorification it’s so sad.
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Ancient-Bat1755Mar 27, 2026
+1
Just like confederate money it will be a collectible of a failed attempt at a shit coup by shit asses
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ArtlessOneMar 26, 2026
+33
Hey you guys remember when he delayed Covid relief checks to make sure his “seizure in written form” signature was printed on them? Dickhead.
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thisusedyetMar 27, 2026
+1
This is still the best bit I’ve seen about his signature
https://xcancel.com/Reaproy/status/1891798850601455746
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Tiny_Structure_7Mar 26, 2026
+27
His boundless vanity is disgusting.
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Frankie6StringsMar 26, 2026
+18
The devaluation of the dollar continues.
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mbene913Mar 26, 2026
+14
He wants a legacy that isn't "destroying the USA" so badly
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Few_Big1681Mar 26, 2026
+9
That would conflict with everything he's done, ever.
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thepartypantserMar 27, 2026
+11
Good God.
Does anyone need their fragile ego stroked more than Donald Trump. This is f****** pathetic. It's just so goddamn pathetic.
Each one of these sycophantic assholes trying to lick Donnie's boots With these ridiculous unprecedented changes just to slap his name on some bullshit.
These are the same people who complain about DEI, being completely unqualified for their job, except they consider their job sucking Donald Trump's mushroom.
So f****** stupid.
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silentwind262Mar 26, 2026
+9
gross. 🤮
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Eric1230321Mar 26, 2026
+10
time to start writing insulting nicknames/words under his. name on money bills.
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TralphazoorMar 26, 2026
+5
Pedophile. The word you are looking for is pedophile.
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Eric1230321Mar 26, 2026
+4
That, among with - cheeto, shorty stick, Putin b****, among others.
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Agent_Orange_TabbyMar 27, 2026
+1
Doesn’t have a Nobel
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thisusedyetMar 27, 2026
+1
Do trivia questions above the sig
‘Which president had the smallest hands in US history?’
‘What president appeared on every other page of the Epstein files?’
‘Who had the worst two terms of office in US history?’
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woodpaulusgnomeMar 27, 2026
+1
This is good.
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martynj55Mar 26, 2026
+10
More shit for denazification in the future
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Pdm1814Mar 26, 2026
+9
This is childish shit, but the conservatives will eat it up. Trump desire was to forever embarrass the United States to the point of no return. He has succeeded. This is the dumbest country when you consider how advanced it was in education, healthcare, science, technology, infrastructure, etc. No country has regressed to historic levels of stupidity from the position the United States has been in.
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-Random_Lurker-Mar 26, 2026
+4
He really can't resist pissing on every fire hydrant he can. What a pathetic little man.
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12345CodeToMyLuggageMar 26, 2026
+27
Honestly who cares. This is flood the zone shit. There is so much more to focus on like Iran and Epstein. Sign your b**** ass name idgaf
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smashinjin10Mar 26, 2026
+12
It's relatively insignificant, but beyond the pathetic vanity of it this redesign will cost millions in tax dollars. DOGE my ass. Add it to the pile of reasons this is far and away the worst administration of all time.
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gdghhfdffrfMar 26, 2026
+6
just makes one want to post links, doesn't it? she was just 17. /s.
[https://thegoodage.medium.com/modeling-was-the-machine-epstein-was-just-the-middleman-3b5f37e1e49f](https://thegoodage.medium.com/modeling-was-the-machine-epstein-was-just-the-middleman-3b5f37e1e49f)
"... cornered the visa angle, using U.S. immigration loopholes to bring in young foreign models — often from Eastern Europe and South America — under false pretenses."
[https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/02/21/paolo-zampolli-kennedy-center-plans-00205280](https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/02/21/paolo-zampolli-kennedy-center-plans-00205280)
[https://www.citizensforethics.org/legal-action/letters/dhs-ig-must-investigate-trump-ally-getting-ice-to-detain-the-mother-of-his-child/](https://www.citizensforethics.org/legal-action/letters/dhs-ig-must-investigate-trump-ally-getting-ice-to-detain-the-mother-of-his-child/)
[https://elpais.com/america/2026-03-25/una-brasilena-que-volo-en-un-avion-privado-con-epstein-habia-como-30-chicas-muy-jovencitas.html](https://elpais.com/america/2026-03-25/una-brasilena-que-volo-en-un-avion-privado-con-epstein-habia-como-30-chicas-muy-jovencitas.html)
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localistandMar 26, 2026
+4
Awesome. A seriously unpopular president with a knack for making things cost more is putting the already overexposed name right there on the bill. The Trump branded tax bill is the extra currency bills something costs now.
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alpine996Mar 26, 2026
+3
I guess it is time for me to start signing all the bills I get
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YetiSquishMar 26, 2026
+3
I’m getting my sharpie ready
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Cyndakill88Mar 26, 2026
+3
But auto pen
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batacularMar 27, 2026
+3
He’s like one of those little chihuahuas that has to pee on everything
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Berlin57Mar 26, 2026
+5
It feels weird because money has always been one of those neutral things
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brithusMar 26, 2026
+2
The trump pubic scribble on the dollar bill. Isnt that a lovely thought? /s
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Hot_Banana_3909Mar 26, 2026
+2
Just in time for it to be worthless… like everything else he touches
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learns_the_hard_wayMar 26, 2026
+2
He thinks that putting his name on the money will solve the "affordability hoax"
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NoSwimmers45Mar 27, 2026
+2
I can’t wait till we get to wipe this name from everything across the world when the cholesterol finally catches up with him.
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SwimmingThroughHoneyMar 27, 2026
+1
Makes it easy to identify then. How about the next President also does a "first" and removes it as legal tender.
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whythefuckalreadyMar 27, 2026
+2
Branding everything in the US as if it's his. For all of us trying to survive this term and not constantly be forced to hear or see him everywhere with disgust is getting extremely hard.
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elepheagleMar 27, 2026
+2
Dude’s gotta piss on absolutely everything he sees. Like a wild dog. How utterly pathetic.
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Closet-PowPowMar 27, 2026
+2
According to his recent autopen logic, Unless he signs each piece of currency personally then it’s invalid.
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FoxyInTheSnowMar 27, 2026
+1
Please don’t write “rapist pedophile” next to his sig. that would be disrespectful.
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SportyNewsBearMar 27, 2026
+1
Will he sign each one personally? Or will he be using an autopen?
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BlochamolesauceMar 27, 2026
+1
Signatures by autopen don’t count, ergo the bank notes will be invalid. Thems the rules.
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MonkeyVine7Mar 27, 2026
+1
At least most people dont really use cash anymore.
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sonny9636Mar 27, 2026
+1
Good reason not to carry cash ever again.
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YetiSquishMar 26, 2026
+1
Barf
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SkeetonherValentineMar 27, 2026
+1
Why
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robrakhan1Mar 27, 2026
+1
Soon to be worthless anyways
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roughingthesuspectMar 27, 2026
+1
Self aggrandize much?
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NovemberInfinityMar 27, 2026
+1
I wonder how much it will cost to print off the new stuff
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MeloManAce9298Mar 27, 2026
+1
I barely ever carry cash but im buying a customizable ink stamp for 10 bucks so I can stamp every single bill I have in my possession.
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sovlexMar 27, 2026
+1
Thank God nobody touches fiat anymore.
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myzteroMar 27, 2026
+1
How are we going to know? I’m sure it will redacted.
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CrotasScrota84Mar 27, 2026
+1
I will be writing Pedophile under his name on every $100 bill I receive
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