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Eleven_Box Mar 29, 2026 +1

Let me at em coach

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Fearless_Push_4227 Mar 29, 2026 +1

They bringing humor to all this crappy world. But seriously…

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These_Bat9344 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Uganda be kidding me!

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gunsandgardening Mar 29, 2026 +1

Yemen, no joke.

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IWannaCumButCant Mar 29, 2026 +1

Nepal, no joke.

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RipsLittleCoors Mar 29, 2026 +1

Sudan what?

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CakePirate97 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Kenya win this war?

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Royal-Hunter3892 Mar 29, 2026 +1

This war brings new twists every week. Uganda fighting with Israel against Iran. This is crazy .

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ocTGon Mar 29, 2026 +1

Don't know anything about Uganda's military. Would they be of beneficial help?

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Foreign_Cable_9530 Mar 29, 2026 +1

The leader of Uganda declared himself “Lord of All of the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea.” He subsequently declared war on the United States and then stated he won the war the next day. If the lord of beasts can defeat the greatest military on Earth in 24 hours then I bet he can definitely help take Tehran in 2 weeks /s

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Distinct_Cup_1598 Mar 29, 2026 +1

……Jesus Christ

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likeclock Mar 29, 2026 +1

So African Trump?

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Mettatuxet Mar 29, 2026 +1

Is his last name Trump?

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doobiswatching Mar 29, 2026 +1

i'm glad you put the /s. sometimes i get confused.

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sixtyfivewat Mar 29, 2026 +1

To be fair Idi Amin, who that post is referencing, did actually refer to himself as “Conquerer of the British Empire in General, and Africa in particular” so it ain’t far off from the truth.

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KSLife Mar 29, 2026 +1

lol no they would not be Most militaries have 0 offensive capabilities to try and take over another country Uganda is most certainly on that list

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jimicus Mar 29, 2026 +1

The whole concept is wrong. Having witnessed the US take Afghanistan and Iraq, Iran responded by reorganising the country to be resistant to a simple attack. The IRGC's power structure is decentralised, meaning that even if the US took Tehran tomorrow, much of the rest of the country would simply ignore whatever figurehead they put in Tehran and continue to do their own thing. On top of that, it's a large country with a lot of mountainous territory.

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10Thousand_Hours Mar 29, 2026 +1

Uganda is separated from Tehran by nearly 3k miles, the Red Sea and the Persian gulf. The military is comprised of 45k active duty soldiers. Dude is high on crack.

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KSLife Mar 29, 2026 +1

I love this guy, i literally had head nothing about him and then last week he just began talking shit with absolutely nothing to back it up How would your soldiers get there exactl

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dangelovich Mar 29, 2026 +1

Somehow I doubt they could even drag their asses over there in the span of 2 weeks.

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funkyduck72 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Just feed your children Uganda.

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andrew_c_morton Mar 29, 2026 +1

I'm sure Bibi would love the help from the guys who killed his brother and hardened his views on terrorism.

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Canada1971 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Not less ridiculous than any of Trump or Hegseth’s claims about this war they started

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Joice_Craglarg Mar 29, 2026 +1

Mmmmm, no, it's a little more ridiculous.

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accforme Mar 29, 2026 +1

Isn't Uganada landlocked? How are they even going to get to Iran?

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Opposite_Brain8305 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Voodoo

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hey-look-over-there Mar 29, 2026 +1

🤔Hmm, well I guess it checks out.

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SurroundTiny Mar 29, 2026 +1

I think their best bet is to march across Kenya, then go by ship to the Gulf of Oman and land there. Maybe the US will provide shipping for them

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Technical-Law-7994 Mar 29, 2026 +1

then do it.

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peanuts-in-my-jelly Mar 29, 2026 +1

LET EM EAT

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SurroundTiny Mar 29, 2026 +1

Go for it. We softened them up for you

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meglobob Mar 29, 2026 +1

If I was the USA, I would arrange transport and drop them off in Iran. I mean, why not?

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Remote-Ad-2686 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Wait until they have to cross the mountains … that place is surrounded by the worst

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Present_Elk3149 Mar 29, 2026 +1

Yea Uganda show em how it's done 😎

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