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Under Siege (1992)- Cake surprise scene - Directed by Andrew Davis

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artpayne Mar 30, 2026 +489
*“I didn't know what the hell I was going to find up there, but I sensed it wasn't gonna be a stripper bursting out a cake.”* — Max Payne.
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Whyeth Mar 30, 2026 +87
"I had a hole in my second favorite ~~drinking arm~~ jerking arm" [-Max Payne](https://youtube.com/shorts/A4KfFOkFCg4)
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B1onicSeahorse Mar 30, 2026 +9
Yeah it went something like that
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valeyard89 Mar 31, 2026 +17
That poor girl. Lurch, was she in there **before** you baked? C'est la vie!
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Qzy Mar 31, 2026 +23
Max Payne quotes on Listnook? We are old booooys.
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Faithless195 Mar 30, 2026 +28
God damn, Max Payne 3 had some of the best lines in video games. Soundtrack was banger after banger, too.
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Jakeyboah13 Mar 31, 2026 +7
Tears by health playing in the airport was so fire when you played for the first time. You could just feel his path of destruction and death going to its peak
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JnRx03 Mar 31, 2026 +2
Sigh...time to reinstall
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DasMotorsheep Mar 30, 2026 +20
oh wow. And I thought it was just a "random" witty remark.
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JnRx03 Mar 31, 2026 +2
I read this in his voice.
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snarpy Mar 30, 2026 +169
Writers: "how the f*** are we gonna get some Playboy t*** in this movie set in a navy ship in the middle of the ocean" me: bravo
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Wheredoesthetoastgo2 Mar 31, 2026 +53
"But she's going to realize the place is empty and everyone's dead before she gets her t*** out!" "Uh, I dunno, have her close her eyes or something!"
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mxcn3 Mar 31, 2026 +35
Shockingly that is actually set up. Shortly after they arrive, Jones's character suggests that she do the routine with her eyes closed to help with her nerves. It's still silly, but they at least acknowledge it.
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McCabbe Mar 30, 2026 +312
I've never watched that flick. I've seen that scene countless times.
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DND_Player_24 Mar 30, 2026 +188
Arguably his only good movie.
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biophazer242 Mar 30, 2026 +96
No way! You can not dismiss Above the Law. Under Siege is a fun movie and it really benefits from having Jones and Busey in the movie really hamming it up but Above the Law was a really strong premiere film for Seagal.
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Ozymandias12 Mar 30, 2026 +53
Executive Decision was also a great popcorn action flick, though I don't know if it counts as a Segal movie because >!he dies like 30 minutes into it!<
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fozziwoo Mar 30, 2026 +59
the best kinda segal movie
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filtersweep Mar 30, 2026 +17
That’s why it worked. Who actually wants to see him ‘star’ in a movie?!
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mGreeneLantern Mar 30, 2026 +11
If Segal had anything to say about it, he would’ve survived. According to John Leguizamo, Segal didn’t want to come out of his trailer to film the scene and suggested that his character could have held the planes together.
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Eternlgladiator Apr 1, 2026 +3
I still remember how hard they marketed that movie as a Segal flick and it was anything but. My jaw hit the floor so hard when they killed him off. It was a better movie for it though.
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Ozymandias12 Apr 1, 2026 +2
Agreed. John Leguizamo is leagues better as an actor anyway, and he killed it in that movie
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22LT Mar 30, 2026 +27
I'll watch anything prior to On Deadly Ground. But the OG's Marked for Death, Hard to Kill, Above the Law, Out For Justice and even both Under Siege movies I'll rewatch when on. "Anybody seen Richie!?"
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RememberTurboTeen Mar 30, 2026 +4
Anybody know who did Bobby Lupo?!
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cire1184 Mar 31, 2026 +3
The 3 word film series
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NevrEndr Mar 30, 2026 +10
Hard to Kill?! Hello??
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AE_WILLIAMS Mar 30, 2026 +2
I was going to say: MASON. STORM.
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TwoDramaticc Mar 30, 2026 +7
The DMX movie is fine, it has that early 00s action and style. Anthony Anderson and Tom Arnold have a few hilarious scenes
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slowro Mar 30, 2026 +3
> Anthony Anderson and Tom Arnold have a few hilarious scenes They get some good riffs in the Cradle 2 the Grave too lol.
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crazydave333 Mar 31, 2026 +2
Seagal's initial Hollywood run, culminating in Under Siege, are generally enjoyable action films. Full of cheese, but completely watchable. Under Siege is his pinnacle, absolutely deserving a place in the pantheon of 90's action films. On Deadly Ground is where his ego begins to take over. Decent enough action, but his didactic environmental speech at the end is utterly cringe and his ego begins to become off-putting. Executive Action is a turning point because it's a movie where Seagal's absence from the film elevates it. Exit Wounds is the last Steven Seagal film I consider even remotely watchable, and his filmography afterwards consists of increasingly embarrassing direct-to-dvd dreck, meant to be hate-watched.
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breaddoughrising Mar 30, 2026 +84
I disagree. His first few movies were very entertaining. Their titles all were able to finish the sentence “Steven Seagal is…”. Steven Seagal is Above the Law. Steven Seagal is Hard to Kill. Steven Seagal is Marked for Death. Steven Seagal is Out for Justice. Steven Seagal is Under Siege. Steven Seagal is On Deadly Ground. But, Steven Seagal is Under Siege 2: Dark Territory doesn’t work, and marked the end of his career, at least for me.
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TheMalibu Mar 30, 2026 +16
Under Seige 2 had great villains and Katherine Heigl. 
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itsmuddy Mar 31, 2026 +5
Assumption is the mother of all f*** ups
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mistcrawler Mar 31, 2026 +3
It also introduced me to one of my favorite mottos: *Chance favors the prepared mind* However, upon fact checking myself before posting this, I learned today that it's actually a derivation of a famous quote by Louis Pasteur. *In the fields of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind*
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TheMalibu Mar 31, 2026 +3
Yes, still a good quote. Words to live by.
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Awkward_Pangolin3254 Mar 30, 2026 +8
On Deadly Ground was where it started to fall apart for me. Considering Seagal directed, it makes sense.
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el_f3n1x187 Mar 30, 2026 +13
Executive decision was great! Specially because his lard ass is ejected off the plane in the first 20 mins xD
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Ok_Mixture4917 Mar 31, 2026 +3
John Leguizamo based his character in The Menu on Seagal 
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MDKrouzer Mar 30, 2026 +9
Under Siege 2 is my guilty pleasure. It's nowhere near as good as Under Siege especially without the outstanding Tommy Lee Jones and Garey Busey both seemingly try to prove who can chew the most scenery, but I still have a real soft spot for action films in trains.
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GiantNinja Mar 30, 2026 +8
Agreed, but maybe I'd say it was his last good movie and the best he ever did, and it was straight down the toilet after that. I did enjoy the 3 word movies he did before under siege, but man did he just keep proving he sucked more and more with every movie that came after... but also, fantastic cake scene :)
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GiuBal99 Mar 30, 2026 +2
I mean... Machete does exists.
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Cutsdeep- Mar 30, 2026 +2
throwback to Seagal's dancehall era [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc) such a goofball
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girafa Mar 30, 2026 +4
As if [The Onion Movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHCd9YwVrCo) doesn't exist
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DoubleDeckerz Mar 30, 2026 +3
*Out For Justice* is great action shlock.
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girafa Mar 30, 2026 +184
I always thought it was funny how his first thought is to stick an MP5 in her face
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thatweirdguyted Mar 30, 2026 +121
This is the ONLY time I will defend Seagal or his character: His whole deal in this movie is that he's a tactical badass who chooses to work as a cook when he could be spec ops. He gets on well with the captain because they think alike, and they both hate surprises. Mild spoilers,  someone used a surprise to compromise the security of the ship, and that put Seagals character in a position where he was the only one who could secure it. At that point, anything like looks like it might be a diversion is subversion, and is treated as such. He doesn't know if she's with the bad guys, but she did come in with them and she definitely doesn't belong on the ship.
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emelbee923 Mar 30, 2026 +95
>His whole deal in this movie is that he's a tactical badass who chooses to work as a cook when he could be spec ops. He gets on well with the captain because they think alike, and they both hate surprises. Oh, it's much dumber - He didn't *choose* to be a cook. He was demoted because he struck his CO after a botched operation resulted in one of his SEAL teammates getting killed.
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girafa Mar 30, 2026 +31
Why is that dumber than choosing to be a cook?
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Rockyrox Mar 30, 2026 +114
Because you don’t get demoted to be a cook. Being a cook is a literal job in the military. It’s not a rank.
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echocardio Mar 30, 2026 +84
"You're the worst helicopter gunner I've ever seen. You're being demoted to surgeon; maybe after you've sewn up some bladders you'll learn some respect."
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THUORN Mar 30, 2026 +12
Wasnt that the first episode of M.A.S.H.?
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thrwaway75132 Mar 30, 2026 +16
What busey says is “and Security Clearance revoked after Panama. That means he couldn't hold any rating except that of a yeoman...or a cook. How little did I know?” I don’t know how many shipboard ratings require a clearance. I don’t think Boatswain’s Mate would.
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Cartire2 Mar 30, 2026 +7
theres dozen of rates that dont require a security clearance. More on the boat, than air side. A cook is actual rate that requires 'A' school. They wouldn't send him to that. Being this was in the 90's, they used to have whats called "undesignated" rates. You werent given a specific job, but instead were in the line shacks, or worked with the fuel team, or whatever else was shit jobs. When you make rank, you can apply for a specific designation. (note, the navy no longer has undesignated rates)
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UWO_Throw_Away Mar 30, 2026 +8
“And so the judge decreed he be my butler!” “… Is this customary in your legal system?”
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Michael_Platson Mar 30, 2026 +5
10 yo me assumed 'being a cook' meant that he was demoted, and no longer eligible to recover his rank, so that the highest ranking position he could hold while still being in the Navy was of a cook. It also put him in a position to no longer be subject to a CO who would make decisions about people's lives.
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girafa Mar 30, 2026 +3
So he was demoted and made a cook? For movie purposes that isn't an egregious leap of our suspension of disbelief, but if movie world military allowed for demoted servicemen to be cooks, that would be a better story choice than a massively badass special forces fighter to actively choose to be a cook.
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NeedsToShutUp Mar 30, 2026 +9
Because he’s forced to be a cook. It’s the fallback job in the military that requires no ASVAB score.
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girafa Mar 30, 2026 +10
Being forced to be a cook is a smarter writing decision than having him choose to be a cook.
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No_Initial_7545 Mar 30, 2026 +2
A cook is more important than any average soldier. You probably don't want your entire army to get food poisoning the night before a big operation. That's a free tip to Mr. Hegseth if he happens to be reading. Having said that he demonstrates a genuine passion for cooking which would explain how he got the job. He's taking it seriously and not as a punishment.
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crazydave333 Mar 31, 2026 +2
Being a cook on a ship is important to the morale of the crew and not a job to be dismissed. Being a ship's cook is frontline in the logistical chain, and wars are ultimately won by logistics. It is hard work with hard hours.
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TwoDramaticc Mar 30, 2026 +6
He was specifically a cook in that ship because he knew the captain personally
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BeardyAndGingerish Mar 30, 2026 +11
Not sure if that was the charactor or segal just being himself...?
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girafa Mar 30, 2026 +7
Maybe 92 Seagal, but by 96 he had a "spiritual awakening" and [didn't want to kill people on screen anymore.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cUNU8GkMso)
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BeardyAndGingerish Mar 30, 2026 +3
Yeah... how long did that last?
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girafa Mar 30, 2026 +9
According to the video I linked: less than 24 hours
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Psychology-Soft Mar 30, 2026 +2
Where would you put it?
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girafa Mar 30, 2026 +6
Pointed down at the ground while I talk to the naked unarmed person.
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farmerarmor Mar 30, 2026 +498
Erika eleniak awoke something within 8 year old me.
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ugotmedripping Mar 30, 2026 +181
Our VHS copy was always very staticky in this scene, no clue why
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SirEbralVorteX Mar 30, 2026 +31
Yes and a lot of slo-mo VHS moments
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Potato_Slim69 Mar 30, 2026 +15
Same phenomenon occurred with our vhs copy of Titanic, and the, draw me like your French girls scene
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kdawgster1 Mar 30, 2026 +7
Glad to hear I’m not the only one that had this experience
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Phreakdoubt Mar 31, 2026 +2
Mine was Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I also ended up with a pavlovian response to the opening notes of the Cars' "Moving in Stereo."
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DonCaliente Mar 30, 2026 +9
Same. I lived in a student dorm and before long this part was hardly watchable anymore. 
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KawiZed Mar 31, 2026 +3
Laserdisc on A-B Loop was the best way to go in those days.
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Far-Atmosphere-3497 Mar 30, 2026 +74
It's a ridiculous scene. But good lord, I get it. That lady was a masterpiece 92
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rekipsj Mar 30, 2026 +58
The first rule of stripping: When you pop out of a cake, start stripping with your eyes closed for as long as possible.
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Cthulhu_Dreams_ Mar 30, 2026 +2
It's like turning off your headlights when driving down a dark road...lol Her headlights were phenomenal...
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GoofAckYoorsElf Mar 30, 2026 +19
God! ... ... ... ... Them t***...
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CommonBasilisk Mar 30, 2026 +11
Because her t*** were amazing.
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wossack Mar 30, 2026 +12
A formative event to be sure 
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UniDublin Mar 30, 2026 +7
I just remember going uh, isn’t that the little girl in E.T. That Elliot kisses? And it was so hard to wrap my head around that we were both getting older.
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cosmic_scott Mar 30, 2026 +8
I'm so glad I found this out in 2026. Saved me a life of scarring.
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Cthulhu_Dreams_ Mar 30, 2026 +3
Same...I also learned a valuable lesson about rewinding the VHS and not leaving it on that scene...
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JesMon421 Mar 31, 2026 +3
Rosanna Arquette in Nowhere to Run w Van Damme
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Gramerioneur Mar 31, 2026 +2
Few are the bosoms and racks As great as Erika Eleniak's.
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hpshaft Mar 30, 2026 +1
Same.
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Mister_Otter Mar 30, 2026 +1
You too?
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WizardPhoenix Mar 30, 2026 +120
This is the era before Seagal was acting both Chinese and black
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Ohgodwatdoplshelp Mar 30, 2026 +40
Don’t forget Jamaican! 
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Griffisbored Mar 30, 2026 +18
How could we ever forget: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc)
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Wheredoesthetoastgo2 Mar 31, 2026 +7
Poonani
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Wazzoo1 Mar 30, 2026 +10
Don't forget Italian and Russian.
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Butmydogiscool Mar 30, 2026 +4
Really, he just doesn’t in the Under Siege movies. My friends and I love to put on Seagal movies and talk over them and joke. I’ve seen every Seagal Movie pre-2000 and he still acts Chinese/Japanese/Italian/Black in several of them.
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CiriOh Mar 30, 2026 +38
-  You're not a cook. -  Yeah, well... I also cook.
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jak_d_ripr Mar 30, 2026 +81
Like a lot of millennials, this scene is my first memory of t***, and I distinctly remember just being upset that she never brought the puppies back out for the rest of the movie.
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CAD8033 Mar 30, 2026 +95
My schlong was under siege by my hand when I saw this as a 13 year old.
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VW_R1NZLER Mar 31, 2026 +5
Another mountaineer with class I see
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Lazerst0rm Mar 30, 2026 +6
BRO hahahha
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DND_Player_24 Mar 30, 2026 +32
10 year old me knew this scene VERY well.
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Sunastar Mar 30, 2026 +13
Happy cake day Erika.
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MusesWithWine Mar 30, 2026 +13
This scene and a somewhat similar one from Young Guns 2 had my VCR struggling in those parts
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TomMikeson Mar 30, 2026 +10
Miss July 89.
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tibbles1 Mar 31, 2026 +7
It’s miss JUUUU-LIE!
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DoZeYLoVe Mar 30, 2026 +9
Ladies & Gentlemen I present to you...the PERFECT t***!
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Cthulhu_Dreams_ Mar 30, 2026 +2
Burned into my brain forever.
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Mst3Kgf Mar 30, 2026 +20
Same girl who Elliott smooched in "E.T."
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NeighborhoodOk182 Mar 31, 2026 +3
No shit?
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dbe14 Mar 30, 2026 +16
Not very PC of me but those are spectacular t***.
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notta_3d Mar 30, 2026 +35
I told this story before. I was on a first date with a girl at my house and we watched this movie. When this cake scene came on I said to the girl "yea she's a Playboy Playmate." The girl says "I'm bigger than her." She pops out of the cake and the girl says "Never mind." No joke.
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pickledpeterpiper Mar 30, 2026 +20
Trying to understand this because it sounds funny...your date said "I'm bigger than her" after you mentioned that she was a playmate, but BEFORE she popped out of the cake? Then she pops out of the cake and the date was like, "Never mind..." Was she just really confident about her breast size? lol
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MakeItHappenSergant Mar 31, 2026 +12
And he mentioned "she's a Playboy Playmate" before she appeared on screen? Actually, back up a bit. He's on a first date, she agrees to go to his house, and he puts on a Steven Seagal movie?
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el_f3n1x187 Mar 30, 2026 +6
Iguess that is indeed what OPs date said.
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pickledpeterpiper Mar 31, 2026 +2
I guess...seems pretty damn random but good for her I suppose...
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TransporterAccident_ Mar 30, 2026 +11
The first n*** scene I caught secretly hiding behind the couch in the basement as my parents watched.
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Gummyrabbit Mar 30, 2026 +11
I love cake appreciation day!
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Mobile_Pangolin4939 Mar 30, 2026 +4
We only watched these types of movies in the 80s and 90s for action and n*** women. The story is an afterthought often times. I actually love me some of the B movies of the 80s that had horrible acting and story. The 90s weren't bad either, but B movies started to disappear and be replaced with action movies like this one.
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RumHamComesback Mar 31, 2026 +2
We watched for that plus the ridiculous violence and characters who cursed like sailors. It came with the package with regards to 80s/90s action movies.
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MoukinKage Mar 30, 2026 +5
"Get my pies out of the oven!"
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Salsashark_21 Mar 31, 2026 +3
Is this the one where Seagal got choked out and crapped himself?
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Stunning_Bed23 Mar 31, 2026 +3
NICE t***. 👀
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Medialunch Mar 30, 2026 +6
How long was she crouched over in the cake?
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thrwaway75132 Mar 30, 2026 +9
She took some pills to “calm down” and was passed out in there.
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Rockyrox Mar 30, 2026 +2
WHY DID HE STICK A GUN IN HER FACE??!!
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Cthulhu_Dreams_ Mar 30, 2026 +6
Dude she was clearly armed! Just look at those cannons!
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ech01 Mar 31, 2026 +2
Is this going to be another horny sublistnook?
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Cocomonkey2 Mar 31, 2026 +2
10 year old me jerked it to this
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soundofmind Mar 30, 2026 +3
Steven seagal is a little b****
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TheOtherJeff Mar 30, 2026 +3
The first titties I ever saw. The first R rated movie I ever saw. I was a little kid and snuck behind the couch to watch it.
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GrumpsMcYankee Mar 30, 2026 +2
Can you only imagine what Stephen put that actress through on set?
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Newsmith2017 Mar 30, 2026 +1
Simply the "breast" reason to watch this movie ;)
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tgwilli Mar 30, 2026 +1
Yeah I was 10, I will never forget lol
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FantasticCable3663 Mar 30, 2026 +1
I prefer the cake surprise scene from Addams Family Values
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Lorbmick Mar 30, 2026 +1
I bought this movie specifically for this scene.
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tvssurfer Mar 30, 2026 +1
First set of b**** I can remember seeing on screen as an 8 year old, definitely made an impact!
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DudeUnduli Mar 30, 2026 +1
Why did you make me look at his face?
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peezytaughtme Mar 30, 2026 +1
Seagal would never succumb to the temptations.
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99problemsbut Mar 30, 2026 +1
Watched this with my dad as a kid. First movie b**** for me.
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davenirline Mar 30, 2026 +1
Hold up. There wasn't any of "that" when I watched it before.
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Trevor03 Mar 30, 2026 +1
I still remember watching this around age 10 or so with my older brother and his friend who were \~13. They had seen it before and were chanting "kick the cake! kick the cake!" and I was so confused. I then quickly realized why they were chanting.
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gwGaberuhl Mar 30, 2026 +1
Like how disappointing if this is your first Segal movie, to find out what the rest of the movies turn into
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22LT Mar 30, 2026 +1
"ms july '89".
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ViolentSpring Mar 30, 2026 +1
That sound you hear is the echo of hundreds of thousands of VHS tapes screaming in agony from being rewound over and over for the same 20 seconds.
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edoardoking Mar 30, 2026 +1
Are we going to ignore the fact that OP username means “Italian p****”?
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meat_ahoy Mar 30, 2026 +1
Segal looks so annoyed because he was hoping it was a real cake.
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thedukeofwankington Mar 30, 2026 +1
Thank God her gave her his jacket to put on
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Creative-Doctor3118 Mar 30, 2026 +1
Double Oscar worthy.
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guitarguy1685 Mar 30, 2026 +1
I rem this scene very well
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MannyBothans_15 Mar 30, 2026 +1
Some of the first (near perfect) b**** young me had ever seen.
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[deleted] Mar 30, 2026 +1
Good movie
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ricofru Mar 30, 2026 +1
Back when Buena Park HS alumni Steven Seagal was still cool
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thatguy52 Mar 30, 2026 +1
Somewhere in a landfill exists a copy of tbis vhs where these 45 seconds are completely and totally destroyed because of the compulsive playing and rewinding my 10 yrs old self did. 
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newd-d689 Mar 30, 2026 +1
Big b***!!! oh n the lady is pretty
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golgiiguy Mar 30, 2026 +1
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwXE-T4HPI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwXE-T4HPI)
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zakass409 Mar 31, 2026 +1
This movie is apparently the highlight of Seagull's career
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dfiu_ Mar 31, 2026 +1
I hit rewind on this so many times back in the day.
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Jeebs24 Mar 31, 2026 +1
Why'd he point the gun at her? 🤣
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SgtSharki Mar 31, 2026 +1
I remember sneaking the VHS into my room to watch it alone. Recently rewatched this on LaserDisc, and I'd forgotten just how bad Segal is at acting. He's a charisma black hole. Everything else about the movie is great.
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theglovehand Mar 31, 2026 +1
I remember my parents taking me to see this in the theater when I was 11. If we had rented it and watched at home they would force me and my brother to cover my eyes but they held no power over the surprise nudity in the movie theater. This was peak sexually awakening for an 11 year-old.
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Caramel_CubanaATL Mar 31, 2026 +1
This was how I knew I was bi 🥳
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smokeifyagotem Mar 31, 2026 +1
Why does he take his jacket off?
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DaibutsuMusic Mar 31, 2026 +1
Erika Eleniak. Such a stunner! 🔥👍🏽❤️✊🏾💯
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Tomy24Starks Mar 31, 2026 +1
Gary Busey spat in his bouillabaisse!!
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HughHoney86 Mar 31, 2026 +1
5 bags of popcorn 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
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Siwuli Mar 31, 2026 +1
"Nobody beats me in the kitchen."
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MostAccomplishedBag Mar 31, 2026 +1
Supposedly Pamela Anderson was invited to audition for that part. But she turned it down because when they met, Steven Seagal was too sleazy and she didn't want to work with him. There are also stories that he acted inappropriately towards Erica Elaniak during filming.
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RoofFun4703 Mar 31, 2026 +1
Bravo
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cire1184 Mar 31, 2026 +1
I really enjoyed this scene when I was younger
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GeneticHazard Mar 31, 2026 +1
Note 1: uncomfortable with how Seagal just grabs her, takes her into a room, locks the door, takes off his coat, and hoists her on a bed. Note 2: relieved he was just going to get info from her. Note 3: I can believe she’s an actress, she’s pulling it off better than he is.
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Used-Ebb9492 Mar 31, 2026 +1
Seagal is such a f****** tool.
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ThisIsTheShway Mar 31, 2026 +1
I swear this was his *only* good movie 
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SpecialInvention Mar 31, 2026 +1
She should be put in the brig for smuggling those two missiles aboard.
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waxwayne Mar 31, 2026 +1
I was 14 when this came out it was ahh a formative movie for me.
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landomakesatable Mar 31, 2026 +1
11 year old me at friends house watching this scene on later disc figuring out how to pause it on time
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dainamo81 Mar 31, 2026 +1
Why did he kick the cake in the first place?
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Fortestingporpoises Mar 31, 2026 +1
This movie is nearly perfect despite one glaring flaw: Segal sucks. As a kid it was easier to see past but as an adult when I rewatch I appreciate the acting of Busey and Jones (and the irony of them playing roles seemingly written for each other). But Segal just sucks. I don’t know what’s worse about him being in this. If it’s that the movie is trying to sell you on him being s***, him being badass, him being funny or him being charming. But still this movie f****** rules despite it.
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nousrnamesleft69 Mar 31, 2026 +1
One of the dumbest scenes in one of the dumbest movies, starring one of the dumbest 'actors' in history. No, not Erika. 
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Bhazor Mar 31, 2026 +1
HEY GUUYYYYSSS BBOOOOOOOBBBBBBSBSBBSBSBSS LOOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLO
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MeanCat4 Mar 31, 2026 +1
Nice movie! 
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Living_Double_1146 Mar 31, 2026 +1
Great "cake"...
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drstu3000 Mar 31, 2026 +1
Why the hell was that 20 second clip two and a half minutes long
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chaper_TW Mar 31, 2026 +1
You definitely understood the assignment.
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callme_meddrip Mar 31, 2026 +1
I wasn’t planning to stop… but here we are.
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Unlikely-Garage-8135 Mar 31, 2026 +1
Going to snatch every m*********** birthday
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yer-maw Mar 31, 2026 +1
TLJ prioritised the wrong warheads
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roxxtor Mar 31, 2026 +1
I was 6 years old when I discovered this and I got in trouble for rewinding this scene over and over again
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_kishin_ Mar 31, 2026 +1
She was soooo fine
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Auroracooks Mar 31, 2026 +1
Seagal is very cool
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clanec69 Mar 31, 2026 +1
Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?
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SpoonBendingChampion Mar 31, 2026 +1
First R rated movie I saw with my dad in the theaters. Awkwaaaaard.
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psychoslitherer Mar 31, 2026 +1
Those are basically perfect.
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AssumptionSpare9073 Apr 1, 2026 +1
ella es hermoza
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GrantTotal Apr 1, 2026 +1
The b**** don't look real at all.
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mjhripple Apr 1, 2026 +1
If you’ve never seen Chasers with Tom Berenger and Erika Eleniak directed by Dennis Hopper then watch it. Hopper plays a cameo but I would argue this film features one of the greatest scenes of the 90’s. Been in love with Elaniak since she’s a tru beauty.
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betterleftunbread Apr 1, 2026 +1
I miss being a teenager
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druidmind Apr 1, 2026 +1
![gif](giphy|chmUuffYAaImTATIBk) How did she not here all the gun shots! where does the music come from and why did he need to take off his jacket so dramatically to question her lol?
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rachevyguy Apr 1, 2026 +1
My god she was hot !!!
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