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For Sale Mar 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM

U.S. Army says it's investigating military helicopter flyby at Kid Rock's house

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iaposky Mar 31, 2026 +31
Please, nothing will happen. Kid Rock busy licking boots.
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ArbysLunch Mar 31, 2026 +7
Ehhh. Army isn't a lockstep unit like most would think. Some people are very strict about shit like this and will be ready to hand down letters of reprimand about it (as pilots are officers or warrants), and that is a steep hurdle to overcome for promotion.  Most likely, a few whirlybird flyers just locked themselves in as 03/4 or CW2/3 for the rest of their careers.
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PeaTasty9184 Mar 31, 2026 +8
I’m sure the pilots involved will be punished. I’m also equally as sure they did not act on their own, and whoever sent orders down for this flight plan (looking at you Kegsbreath) will be fully insulated.
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FrostyAd8197 Mar 31, 2026 +2
Kegsbreath probably told them to do it.
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Etzell Mar 31, 2026 +12
There's a lot of things wrong with this, but perhaps the most embarrassing is the fact that at least some of the troops are big enough losers that they want to impress Kid Rock.
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GabeDef Mar 31, 2026 +5
Investigating that not enough helicopters were sent? 
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El_Presidente66 Mar 31, 2026 +5
We’ve investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong
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fishmash01 Mar 31, 2026 +5
I thought he died? … wait… that was his career.
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epicredditdude1 Mar 31, 2026 +3
Who the f*** is in charge?
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nilyro Mar 31, 2026 +2
Everytime I see his face I have to use hand sanitizer. Please blur his picture 🥺 no one should have to suffer like this
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abnormalbrain Mar 31, 2026 +1
I bet their investigation discovers that it's all totally cool.
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SaltandLillacs Mar 31, 2026 +1
Kegbreath planned to do this so kid rock can have internet clout. People complained that tax dollars were sent to hover over kid rocks pool so now they need to “investigate”
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bradleymonroe Mar 31, 2026 +1
yeah, investigating so they can award promotions.
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n3rdsm4sh3r Mar 31, 2026 +1
Why did that military helicopter do the thing they were told **specifically** to do?
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Spicydojo Mar 31, 2026 +1
How much did that stunt cost us?
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sfearing91 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Let’s investigating the commander and chief instead.
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