He's a geopolitical anomaly, all his policies are two weeks out.
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twirlingmypubesApr 1, 2026
+1
After trying this tactic at work I've come to the conclusion that the job market sucks
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cannabiscowgirlApr 1, 2026
+1
"He's the damn paterfamilias." Excuse me, they spelled pedo wrong.
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bluegrassgazerApr 1, 2026
+1
He ain't bonified.
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Dinker54Apr 1, 2026
+1
I’m concerned that the reference to a potential 3 weeks means this will be on going for several years.
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mam88kApr 1, 2026
+1
Or the "good news" will last just enough time for a slight uptick in stock prices so his petro-buddies can cash out.
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theRAVApr 1, 2026
+1
Are we getting his Healthcare plan in those two to three weeks too?
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LawfulnessKooky8490Apr 1, 2026
+1
Taxes first, then infrastructure
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jacrispy704Apr 1, 2026
+1
And the Trump phone as well?
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Colonel-MooseknuckleApr 1, 2026
+1
They finally finished his concept of a plan. You're gonna love it!
>*Republicans Flirt With Health Care Cuts to Fund Iran War*
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SolonohiopersonApr 1, 2026
+1
And covid will be over by Easter.
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PDXftwApr 1, 2026
+1
Narrator: "*In fact, they could not finish the job in two or three weeks*"
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Salt-Initiative-8159Apr 1, 2026
+1
He's already surrendered two weeks ago and he's now just letting it slip out when he says that he could just 'walk away'.
All the bluster is designed to distract from that fact.
In my neighborhood - if you start some shit and walk away - we call that a surrender.
First US President to lose a war in two weeks.
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ExhaustedEmuApr 1, 2026
+1
Just like that healthcare plan. Just
two more weeks. Any day now.
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fascistno1haterApr 1, 2026
+1
Billionaire Manipulation Stream Media: Woah, Woah there partner! He never said when those two weeks would start. So technically he is on point!
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ranchoparksteveApr 1, 2026
+1
So they could have finished the war two weeks ago, but chose not to? What a strange concession.
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LostinthestarscapeApr 1, 2026
+1
No they won the war three weeks ago, then it was going to take two weeks, then the won the war again last week. Now it will take two or three more weeks. They're getting ready to finish and leave which is why they need to send a third carrier there - to bring back the people who went on the first two carriers or something. This is all very easy to follow when you choose to live your life repeating whatever the last thing the news told you Trump said like its the truth.
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oiseaua20Apr 1, 2026
+1
I think they meant “two or three years”.
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joe_dirty365Apr 1, 2026
+1
Decades isn't out if the realm of possibility
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percydamanApr 1, 2026
+1
Look at Mr. Positive over here.
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fowlraulApr 1, 2026
+1
“Could”
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joe_dirty365Apr 1, 2026
+1
Every day everyone's assholes are just clenched to the max wondering what fresh hell this mad king will unleash.
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Main-Bandicoot6477Apr 1, 2026
+1
And what exactly is the job?
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ProjectNo525Apr 1, 2026
+1
I seriously doubt he can. Trump will say the same after 3 weeks.
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FabuliniusApr 1, 2026
+1
Trump, Hegseth thinks they are re-playing old wars. Hegseth seems to think that he is General Patton II. Trump thinks he is Ceasar II.
A war these days is a drone war. You can destroy a lot in the old-fashioned way with bombs and rockets. But you cannot "win" a war unless you win the drone part of the war.
An invasion of Iran will not be able to win the drone war. These drones can come from more than 1000 kilometers away. So even if America can conquer all the costline of Iran it will not help one bit. As long as there are drones in Iran (or Yemen or somewhere else) the Strait of Hormuz will remain in Iran's control.
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fuktonApr 1, 2026
+1
Is that two weeks after infrastructure week?
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ZokolarApr 1, 2026
+1
You dont fly in 20k troop and 3 aircraft carriers for "2-3 weeks". This is just more salad for the stock market
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Im_TroyMcClureApr 1, 2026
+1
Everything is always 2 weeks away
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1iIiii11IIiI1i1i11iIApr 1, 2026
+1
What job? Distracting us from Epstein? Because he headed in there with no other objectives, I can only presume that's the job he thinks will be done soon.
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DracusteinApr 1, 2026
+1
Wall Street showing out out of touch it is, surging wild gas hits $4.06 nationally
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church-rosserApr 1, 2026
+1
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
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Colonel-MooseknuckleApr 1, 2026
+1
The non-war is "very complete".
\-Diddlin' Donnie
3-9-26
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itsokseeApr 1, 2026
+1
Why do we get these headlines at this point? He flip flops everyday.
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guyincognito365Apr 1, 2026
+1
again thought he already won.../s
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Stunning_Actuator_61Apr 1, 2026
+1
Are his poll numbers making him less orange?
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PhroniasApr 1, 2026
+1
The only thing he's finished is the GOP.
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dec92010Apr 1, 2026
+1
...so never
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JaronJervisApr 1, 2026
+1
He literally said this at the top of March, 1 month ago....
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EatRichGrainsApr 1, 2026
+1
Do not let the pedophiles use a "war' to distract from the fact they're pedophiles.
If you thought what got dug up about nazi Noem's husband was bad that's just a taste. A preview.
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GreenTrees797Apr 1, 2026
+1
Yeah, me too
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W031zMeApr 1, 2026
+1
And he could show his tax returns in two or three weeks.
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BazCalApr 1, 2026
+1
He could finish the job in two or three minutes if he used nukes but let’s hope someone talked him out of that.
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