US expected to send thousands of soldiers to Middle East

Give him a break - they're going to release their healthcare plan any day now.

He's also calling for help from allies he doesn't need and who apparently don't do anything even when we do turn up. So your guess is as good as mine.

You mean the non-war to rid Iran of the nuclear capabilities they totally destroyed just a few months ago? This administration simply doesn’t care about lies and hypocrisy. They’re going to do whatever they want and leave it to their propagandists to sell it to the world. The same liars at Fox News et al. who were just quibbling about what is and isn’t “boots on the ground” will pretend that discussion never happened and start talking about supporting the deployed troops.

Trmp said we already won, and it was easier than he expected.

Your stable genius leader said they obliterated the Iranian nuclear program in June 2025. So either what he said last June was a lie, or what he's been saying the last couple weeks is all lies.

Not complete as in finished. I think it was complete as in total. /s

They obliterated nuclear program, only for iran to fully rebuild it in 4 months, so same with war, they won it but in last two weeks iran rebuild it.

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They do, when fair is defined as pinning a disarmed person down and executing them.

This. Rebrand those clown babies as International Commando Elites and be done with ‘em.

Congress is sleeping

How many grandmas and children are there? They're only efficient in a limited range of combat

>Send ICE: Agreed, they absolutely cannot help themselves when it comes to brutalizing brown people or people who have a touch more melanin than albinos >I heard they love a fair fight Negative. The only fight ICE loves is when they've outnumbered someone 8 to 1 and their opponent won't fight back even after being repeatedly beaten with an ASP or a pepper spray container. Even the most enthusiastic member of the Trumpian Gestapo has enough brain cells to rub together to know the IRGC would have little issue popping their domes for target practice or mulching their organs because their "Level 4" plates have all been sourced from the same shady TEMU vendor the Russians use to equip their bullet sponges.

>I heard they love a fair fight Bruh! They are trained by the IDF. They only know how to fight and kill the harmless and innocent.

They’re only fiscally conservative when a democrat is in office

4:01pm and 9:29am actually

Forgot to mention that 20 years between "Friday" and "Monday".

Just in time for passover. No way Israel wants to be bombed that week. 

Operation Market Bell

Soldiers don't work weekends.

Not just Crocs, but Trump Crocs™️. At a cost of $800 per pair.

Underrated comment.

Barefeet is cheaper!

Special footwear operation. 

Y'all remember the shoes from Idiocracy right... I'm dead

I get this reference.

Crocs on the ground! Hope we don't get bit.

Swamp attire.

The soldiers will be issued Florsheim oxfords 2 sizes too large

Any combat infantry above Corporal would know this. But not a demoted drunk captain who wears nail polish.

I think your underestimating the getting to the Occupation Part a Bit 

It’s honest till you’re in position for a dump. Wonder if soldiers know they’re part of a yo-yo stock market that’s making the rich just a bit richer

Biden get out out of Afghanistan and the media and republicans absolutely lost their minds because a few American military died.  Trump gets us into another Middle Eastern war and the media barely cares and republicans don't care at all. 

They’re actually dying to protect a fat, disgusting, grifting, lying, thieving pedophile from ever facing any kind of consequence for anything ever.

This made my stomach drop even lower than it already did. It’s like the rollercoaster from hell. 

It changes every hour or so. We win, then we claim to negotiate, then we threaten to obliterate, then we win again, and round and round we go!

Racking up shitty sequels like an 80s horror franchise

Trump doesn't mind though, he said he's not a afraid of anything. He's itching to tell Gold Star parents "he/she knows what they signed up for" again. Afterwards, he can call up Hegseth in his make-up booth at the Pentagon and call them "suckers and losers", maybe take questions from the media on the golf course and tell them "I prefer soldiers that don't get caught". Absolutely f****** amazing how people voted for and continue to support this rotting excuse for a person.

Well he’s screwed a lot more than that with Epstein.

Same as it ever was

Sorry but no. The US military, ordered by the US Secretary of War (!) and US President, with the tacit support of US Congress, are waging this war of insanity. I appreciate you voting like a normal person. But come on mate. This is very much your problem to fix. You need to tear these parasites out of the White House and destroy the death cult that supports them.

Sorry you guys simply didn't collectively try hard enough despite knowing how dire the stakes were to convince the rest of us otherwise. No matter what you say Trump is the perfect representation of American excesses that reflects of what it's true societal ideals and priorities are. He is truly a leader representative of the true face of your diseased society that's been spoiled by its geography. A society that completely squandered instead of improve what you inherited that better men than yourselves gave to you. A Society who continues to abuse the freedom given to you since it's founding with 0 sense of collective responsibility to each other that is sustained at the complete expense of the rest of the world all culminating to the bed you've collectively shat in.  Let's dissect who is Trump? The spoiled failson of an openly racist, billionaire landlord who whose entire success was driven purely by personality, marketing, and inherited wealth, over any true merit and hard work that the American dream invented by American propaganda allegedly sells its self as unique to the rest of the world as. You can't describe to me anything more uniquely American than that whether you like the truth or not. 

Describing the Middle East as a hornets nest is apt given how quickly situations very quickly spiral out of any sense of control in the region.

Who’s to say they won’t?