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News & Current Events Mar 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM

US expects Iran operation to end in ‘weeks, not months’, says Marco Rubio | Iran

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Yemen’s Houthis launch first attack on Israel since outbreak of conflict, as Rubio says war to end in ‘weeks’
the Guardian
Yemen’s Houthis launch first attack on Israel since outbreak of conflict, as Rubio says war to end in ‘weeks’
Missile fired from Yemen the first since the Iran war began and came hours after the US secretary set a new timeline for the conflict

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DealerHumble1103 Mar 27, 2026 +650
Isn't that what they said weeks ago?
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pessimistkonsulenten Mar 27, 2026 +178
Wasn't this already over weeks ago, according to them?
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Beer_Is_So_Awesome Mar 28, 2026 +36
They’re sending 10,000 more troops to fight a war they already won weeks ago.
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Imaginary-Ad-7919 Mar 27, 2026 +52
They have no idea when the war will end, and I don’t believe anything Rubio say.
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Omarkhayyamsnotes Mar 27, 2026 +18
We were told Afghanistan would be quick in and out. A few weeks to months. No one wanted to fight partisan snipers and IEDs in the hundred degree desert. But then the bombing turned into ground troops and those weeks/months turned into years...
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Omarkhayyamsnotes Mar 27, 2026 +11
And turned into a nightmarish quagmire for the US. We lost troops, munitions, trillions of dollars, and we still didn't beat the Taliban. They still run Afghanistan.
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redkinoko Mar 27, 2026 +8
Gives off the vibe of managers making commitments that engineers will never sign off
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onlyrealcuzzo Mar 27, 2026 +95
I thought we won on day one.
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bwat47 Mar 27, 2026 +62
I thought we obliterated their nuclear program months ago
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Marchesk Mar 27, 2026 +19
Like we obliterated their balistic missile capacity by 33%.
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zedascouves1985 Mar 28, 2026 +2
So at this rate two more months Except if the curve is logistical instead of linear. Then it could be forever.
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GuyWhoSaysYouManiac Mar 27, 2026 +2
Many say obliterated isn't even a strong enough word. Many people are saying it.
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henchman171 Mar 27, 2026 +3
You won higher day and more fraud on day one. Sick of winning yet?
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Vinral Mar 27, 2026 +18
Rick: "Lets go. In and out. 20 minute adventure."
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tigermelon Mar 27, 2026 +4
Rick, later: I'm a silly small man
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findingmike Mar 27, 2026 +12
Technically, he only has 30-60 days until he needs Congressional approval to continue. So yeah, weeks makes sense. Of course Iran will probably continue with some form of retaliation now that they know they can use the strait for leverage so well.
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zippazappadoo Mar 27, 2026 +12
There is no universe where this Congress orders trump to pull forces out of the conflict no matter how much time passes.
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thedumone Mar 27, 2026 +2
Trump shits on technicalities. He keeps using EO for things that should be controlled by congress and ignores court rulings. And no one will stop him and the media is a joke.
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Capitain_Collateral Mar 27, 2026 +4
These are going to be good old Benji Netanyahu ‘Iran will have a nuke in 2 weeks’ weeks. So basically decades.
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thewolfshead Mar 27, 2026 +4
It’ll be over as soon as Trump release his health care plan. 
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nickoaverdnac Mar 28, 2026 +2
This is the most two weeks away its ever been.
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tuson565 Mar 28, 2026 +2
🌮 🌮 🌯, 🌮 🌮 🌯
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Nero2t2 Mar 27, 2026 +219
I believe a wise man once said "you can start a war whenever you want, but you can't chose when it ends"
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Sportfreunde Mar 27, 2026 +34
Israel will choose for them lol.
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cyclingkingsley Mar 27, 2026 +8
Depends on how many jets MBS can give to Trump...this could be a long one lol
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zbb93 Mar 27, 2026 +21
Eh at this point Iran will decide. Unless the US packs up and goes home with the strait closed, but I don't see that as a likely outcome.
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Task_Defiant Mar 28, 2026 +6
It honestly wouldn't surprise me. It proving difficult for Trump, and frankly he generally TACOs when things don't go the way he thought they would. He'll declare victory. Order the troops home, and say the Straight of Hormuz is Europe's problem to fix.
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Name_Taken_2017 Mar 28, 2026 +4
You dont sail thousands of Marines from East Asia to Middle East to not do anything. There will be a ground invasion or a Kharg takeover. Do a remind me for a month.
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Sanhen Mar 27, 2026 +8
Israel doesn’t necessarily have that power. While Israel does have the ability to influence Trump or even continue the war regardless of what Trump wants, ultimately, even both Israel and the US wanted to end the war, they can’t without Iran’s agreement. If Iran believes that time is on their side, if they think can extract concessions (ie - war reparations) by keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed and launching missiles at their neighbors, then the war will continue.
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wiifan55 Mar 28, 2026 +3
There's no world where the US/Israel pays reparations to the Iranian regime in any form. Iran's bargaining position is vastly overstated. They can cause chaos/economic pain, but it's a last ditch effort that hurts them even more than anyone else. All the while, they continue to have top level people taken out and military assets destroyed every day. Listnook has this weird f***** with playing up an objectively evil Iranian regime as some sort of world power. Not accusing you specifically of that, but it's a common sentiment. The reality is whatever economic pressure they can exert comes at great cost, and any off ramp for the west that looks like anything less than full victory will not be taken. So yes, things will get worse in the west before they get better. But no, Iran is not coming out from this with any "concessions" on the other side.
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Sanhen Mar 28, 2026 +2
\> Listnook has this weird f***** with playing up an objectively evil Iranian regime as some sort of world power. Not accusing you specifically of that, but it's a common sentiment. I definitely agree that Iran shouldn't be overestimated, but the question isn't whether Iran can match up to the States. They obviously can't. It's a question of how much political and economic cost the US is willing to endure in this war. Even the act of bombing Iran is expensive by itself (the Pentagon has already requested an additional $200B in funding), but when you throw in the rising gas prices, and the increasing likelihood that regime change would take boots on the ground (something that the US might balk at given its past experience with nation building), there then becomes a world where the far weaker nation can outlast the stronger one if its willing to absorb enough pain. So that's where I see there as being a potential gap between what Iran thinks it can get out of continuing the war (note that just because they think it doesn't make it true), and what the US wants. Regardless of what happens, the US will declare a full victory because that's what happens in politics. Whether or not they actually get a full victory, I guess we'll see. FWIW, I'd view anything short of a friendly regime in Iran as being less than a full victory for the US/Israel, but that doesn't seem like a probable outcome at this point, and the US/Israel will doubtlessly be willing to frame less than that as a full victory (ie - they could say that they met their objectives by destroying a lot of Iranian military assets).
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Kevadu Mar 27, 2026 +2
If it's up to them it will never end.
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Own-Secret2028 Mar 27, 2026 +91
Its so wild that they say stuff like this only to be immediately contradicted by the Pentagon saying something like "war with Iran could last 6 months or more"
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sjogren Mar 27, 2026 +17
I wonder what they mean by over, when they say weeks? Like, we will stop bombing in weeks? We will admit defeat and retreat in weeks? Because we have no control over what Iran does, that has become crystal clear. My bones tell me we are just getting started. Probably years, not months.
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Own-Secret2028 Mar 27, 2026 +34
Imo this *is* a forever war. Israel has made it clear that they will accept nothing less than the dissolution of Iran as a nation, Iranians will never accept this, and the US is never going to stop supporting Israel. Even if the IRGC dissolved tomorrow and we installed a puppet government *and* Israel was cool with it (none of which will happen), there are still millions of Iranians who won't accept it and will fight back indefinitely. This is our Ukraine.  The Pentagon's assessments are based on how long Iran can continue to launch strikes outside their country, but that doesn't even mean an end to the conflict.  As for the WH, they're just straight lying to try to keep the market afloat. They don't have an endgame so they don't have a real timeline. Their "war aims" are entirely nebulous; "prevent Iran from ever having the capability of attacking US allies" is not an achievable goal, and they know it. Every assessment of a potential war with Iran basically ended with us giving up as a permanent occupation of Iran is not tenable, and the war itself would only solidify anti-US sentiment.  American conservatives seem to think Obama making deals and lifting sanctions was some kind of pass or weakness, but it was just the best way to weaken the Iranian government and actually achieve our desired goals there. 
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sjogren Mar 27, 2026 +13
Yep. I think you're exactly right. This is a turning point for the entire planet. A very bad one. Everything got much much more dangerous and much much more expensive. For all of us. Incompetent American leadership is a big problem for every human being on the planet.
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jayc428 Mar 27, 2026 +2
They only have 60 total days of military action with congressional authorization to continue it. They know they don’t have the votes for it, so at 60 days they have 30 days to draw down.
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sjogren Mar 27, 2026 +6
Oh are we following laws again? That would be so nice.
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JerHat Mar 28, 2026 +3
Almost like the entire administration is a disorganized mess full of incompetent assholes leading it.
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jjax2003 Mar 27, 2026 +38
yeah sure, and im a flying elephant.
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musty_mage Mar 27, 2026 +13
Dumbo? Is it really you?
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Electrifying2017 Mar 27, 2026 +6
Dumbo was way more realistic fiction compared to what the WH is putting out.
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West-Honeydew2204 Mar 27, 2026 +8
I'm more ready to believe your statement 
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NTJ-891 Mar 27, 2026 +4
Your claim is infinitely more believable
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Appropriate-Joke-806 Mar 27, 2026 +39
Yeah, and Covid will be over by Easter too.
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sjogren Mar 27, 2026 +11
I remember that one. Lol
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Force_Hammer Mar 27, 2026 +47
Does Iran know about this?
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under_the_c Mar 27, 2026 +14
Or Israel for that matter?
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smashinjin10 Mar 27, 2026 +29
Everyone who fought in WWI was going to be home before Christmas
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raptorcunthrust Mar 27, 2026 +13
A Christmas. Maybe not 1914 Christmas.
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sjogren Mar 27, 2026 +3
They did get home by A Christmas. Some in boxes.
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timoumd Mar 27, 2026 +2
They had picnics in Bull run expecting the civil war to be over in days
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oiseaua20 Mar 27, 2026 +31
Rubio’s out here using the same timeline I give my boss for a project I haven't started yet.
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smurfsundermybed Mar 27, 2026 +8
He's using a more traditional technique where he over promises and under delivers.
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DavidlikesPeace Mar 27, 2026 +3
He has concepts of a plan
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KlutzyInvestments Mar 27, 2026 +2
The whole project team is giving the same daily stand up report of “everything’s good. Nothing from my end. No roadblocks. On target for the thing.”
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zyx1989 Mar 27, 2026 +27
Remember, 456 weeks is still 'weeks, not months' ,
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sjogren Mar 27, 2026 +6
Now you're thinking! It could be over in days actually - just a few thousand days.
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TinglingLingerer Mar 27, 2026 +12
"It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months." — Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense (February 2003). When speaking to troops about the impending Iraq War, he dismissed concerns of a long conflict; the war continued for over eight years. Throughout the mid-1960s, U.S. military and political leaders frequently suggested that victory was imminent. General William Westmoreland used the phrase "light at the end of the tunnel" in 1967 to suggest the war was entering its final phase. The 1968 Tet Offensive soon shattered this illusion, and the war continued for several more years. In late 1950, after a series of successful UN advances, General Douglas MacArthur expressed hope that his troops would be "home by Christmas." However, the massive intervention of Chinese forces in November 1950 turned the tide, leading to three more years of brutal fighting. In 1944, German Field Marshal Erwin Rommel, looking to regain the initiative against the Allies, expressed confidence, stating: "If the British give us just two more weeks, I won't have any more doubt about it," while Hitler similarly promised that once the enemy was defeated, they would never return. In August 1914, Kaiser Wilhelm II famously told his departing German troops they would be home "before the leaves have fallen from the trees". This sentiment was echoed across Europe, where many believed the war would be over in four to six weeks. Instead, the conflict devolved into a four-year stalemate of trench warfare. At the start of the conflict in 1861, both the North and South expected a swift resolution. President Abraham Lincoln initially called for 75,000 volunteers to serve for only 90 days, believing the rebellion could be suppressed in that time. The war lasted four years and claimed over 600,000 lives. Hot damn it's almost like you can go through any conflict in human history & find some moron trying to sell the idea that the conflict will be over soon!
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darktumbles Mar 27, 2026 +10
They been saying weeks for a month now.
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Ok-Lavishness5980 Mar 27, 2026 +2
It’s just a matter of how many weeks. 2, 4…30?
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big-papito Mar 27, 2026 +9
Old Donnie is going to see the market sink 25% and pull the plug. He can't take this much longer.
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ehonda2002 Mar 27, 2026 +13
How is him pulling the plug going to stop Iran from squeezing everything they can on him?
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Complete_Society9999 Mar 27, 2026 +2
Nothing. His choices are shit : escalate and wreak more chaos on the markets and energy supplies + troop losses; OR pull out in humiliation while leaving Iran to do whatever the f*** it wants with the strait (including continuous ''tolls'' (bribes) to keep using it).
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zippazappadoo Mar 27, 2026 +3
You see that's the crux of the problem that exists now. Iran is now restricting access to the strait while in open conflict with the US. The market will sink as long as Iran is doing this and has no reason to stop as long as it's causing problems to their enemy's economies. The US pulling out won't stop this. Either the US finds a way to completely guarantee safe passage through the strait in perpetuity or Iran will continue acting as toll keeper for every oil tanker passing by forever. trump wants this to be over but he's about to experience a hard lesson here that he doesn't have control over the situation and can't just choose for it to be over.
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shiningdickhalloran Mar 27, 2026 +4
He may want to by then, but wars are very hard to stop once they get going. Very powerful groups make unholy amounts of money when wars start raging.
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ImplementExpress3949 Mar 27, 2026 +10
Haven't they won already 5 times or so, according to Trump?
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agha0013 Mar 27, 2026 +12
it was going to be days weeks ago... all over the place. it will end when he grows bored with this particular type of market manipulation and finds some other racket to personally profit from at the expense of the world.
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MixtureSpecial8951 Mar 27, 2026 +6
Getting “three day special military operation” vibes… Remember when it was supposed to be over within a day or so? Or when we had already won? Sigh.
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Adavanter_MKI Mar 27, 2026 +4
Hegseth: You think we didn't have plans for this!? Everyone Else: Are you saying this is... going to plan? Holyshit your plans suck.
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Intrepid-Educator-12 Mar 27, 2026 +6
years. You are gonna have to be there for the next 20 years. If you run in "weeks" Iran will rightfully so claim victory.
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Marchesk Mar 27, 2026 +6
Surely the 28 Democratic president will pull us out?
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hitch44 Mar 27, 2026 +4
Good chance Trump will go full dictator before then.
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Fancy_Exchange_9821 Mar 27, 2026 +5
Make sure you go out in the midterms then, I’ll be there
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IntelArtiGen Mar 27, 2026 +3
Tbf they stayed 20 years in Afghanistan and it was the Taliban who claimed victory.
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OilTurbulent1009 Mar 27, 2026 +4
Well, months are made up of weeks, so if it ends in 48 months, that’s still technically 192 weeks lol
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Alternative-Ad-1027 Mar 27, 2026 +2
Don’t tell the WH about this - they even don’t know how to use a calculator.
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Feisty_Ground7684 Mar 27, 2026 +3
This is like a pregnancy. Ask a woman how far along she is, and they almost always will give the answer in weeks i.e 28 weeks. Years from now when this war is still going on in trumps 3-4th year Rubio will be saying I told you weeks and we are only 156 weeks into this! 
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JerHat Mar 28, 2026 +5
It’s been almost 10 years since Trump said he’d rollout his healthcare plan in two weeks.
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Particle_wombat Mar 28, 2026 +4
The nice thing about this headline is they can use it over and over again for the next couple of years.
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Pkrudeboy Mar 28, 2026 +3
A few months from now: “They’ll be home by Christmas.”
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zombiekoalas Mar 27, 2026 +7
What ya think was Russia's timeline in Ukraine ?
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GlobalTravelR Mar 27, 2026 +6
3 days.
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IntelArtiGen Mar 27, 2026 +5
> Washington expects its operation against Iran to conclude in “weeks, not months”, the US secretary of state has said, despite spiralling violence across the region and a threat from Israel to “escalate and expand” its attacks against the Islamic republic.
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jphamlore Mar 27, 2026 +7
Then Iran is going to win a victory acknowledged all around the world, unless the plan is to escalate to bombing that would have made Curtis LeMay proud. And even that probably won't work either.
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NTJ-891 Mar 27, 2026 +6
Bombing campaigns straight up won't work. They haven't ever worked for this sort of situation. Iran can wait it out and has fortified locations, so the strait is fundamentally fucked until we either put an ungodly number of troops on the ground and rack up Vietnam-like casualties and maybe still fail or we give up and acquiesce to Iran's demands
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usuallysortadrunk Mar 27, 2026 +3
Just saw another article stating they were planning to put 10k troops in Iran. I doubt that'll be just a few weeks.
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JealousChip8469 Mar 27, 2026 +3
'the world needs a plan' for the strait of hormuz. Oh so you guys have no plans whatsoever and plan to let the other countries clean up your mess..
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use_value42 Mar 27, 2026 +3
Are we planning to just concede to their terms? I don't see any other way that that timeline makes sense
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Willem_Dafuq Mar 27, 2026 +3
We’re two weeks away from being two weeks away, to paraphrase an nba scouting report.
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Ngothadei Mar 27, 2026 +3
Weeks? As in 156 weeks? 208 weeks?
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bipolarbear326 Mar 27, 2026 +3
I remember reading headlines like this back in 2001...
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Xeynon Mar 28, 2026 +3
They're still acting like they have control of this situation. They're either lying or delusional.
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hueythecat Mar 28, 2026 +3
They’re all just buying time as they r*** the markets & American tax payers to line their pockets
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Adderall_Rant Mar 28, 2026 +3
It's like they don't remember they pulled the same shit with covid. Ignore it until it blows up in their face
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Inevitable_Butthole Mar 28, 2026 +3
A three day operation
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ningyna Mar 28, 2026 +3
Their expectations are wildly inaccurate 
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EcstaticBumble Mar 28, 2026 +3
So months and more then. Got it
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ohiotechie Mar 28, 2026 +3
Yeah that’s what Cheney and Rumsfeld said in ‘03 too against a much smaller country and less formidable adversary. Spoiler alert - it didn’t turn out that way.
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Commercial-Lack6279 Mar 28, 2026 +3
3 days tops /s
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gentleman_bronco Mar 27, 2026 +4
Translation: decades.
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-SaC Mar 27, 2026 +2
"I wanna get put in charge of Cuba, wrap this shit up!"
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StrengthToBreak Mar 27, 2026 +2
Months are made of weeks. The real question is whether Iran is on.the same schedule
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Twitchingbouse Mar 27, 2026 +2
they were saying that weeks ago lol
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ehonda2002 Mar 27, 2026 +2
Sure, Jan.
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Tough_Block9334 Mar 27, 2026 +2
Said it would be a day at first, then days, now weeks and then it’s going to turn into months rolling straight into years.
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Transki Mar 27, 2026 +2
According to the Elon estimator.
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AbraxasTuring Mar 27, 2026 +2
Read between the lines. The admin really hopes it ends in 4 weeks with normal oil prices. Iran gets a vote and it ain't gonna happen.
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FeistyTie5281 Mar 27, 2026 +2
Rubio, Trump, and the rest of the US Idiocracy can't even explain why they started the war. Release The Epstein Files and Lock Up all these Criminal Pedophiles.
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LewisKIII Mar 27, 2026 +2
😂😂😂😂😂 They are just going to keep bombing and Iran is going to harm critical infrastructure in the Middle East to a point the world will be so truly wrecked more then it is now that prices won't come down for years! Also, Iran won't open strait in a few weeks! So we could bomb for years but it won't open the strait again and that is the biggest problem of all! Honestly the US should just embargo ships Iran lets through with their oil and gas and say nope, you get no money for oil you sell until you open the strait again. They could guide the ships carring Iran oil to port until the strait is opened to all. The ships could be seized far from Iran posing no threat. Iran needs the income so seizing ships that carry their oil and gas should be priority. Tell Iran look, if you block the rest of the world, then you get blocked too, open the strait to all again. This is without doubt the stupidest war ever! Boots on any part of Iran is a nightmare situation and shouldn't even be thought of! If anything US troops should be brought in incase Iran tries to invade any of their neighbors like Kuwait! Kuwait is right their and Iran could flood thousands of military in their and cause havoc and try to take it! The idoits that started this illegal war all need to face accountability! Not a single person thought this through except some upper military that advised Trump against it which he did not listen to at all!
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OtherBluesBrother Mar 27, 2026 +2
I feel like we've heard this tune before. Remember these gems in the buildup to the Iraq invasion? >It is not knowable how long that conflict would last. It could last six days, six weeks. *I doubt six months*. US Defense Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, Feb 8, 2003 >I really do believe we will be greeted as liberators ... The read we get on the people of Iraq is there's no question but that they want to get rid of Saddam Hussein. Vice-President D*** Cheney, Mar 16, 2003 >Weeks rather than months. There's always the possibility of complications that you can't anticipate, but I have great confidence in our troops. Vice-President D*** Cheney, Mar 17, 2003 on Face the Nation
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Efficient_Resist_287 Mar 27, 2026 +2
Lies…he is stalling for US ground operations, then he will come out and declare US had to do something to open the strait of Hormuz, which will led to a chorus of “we must support the troops” in the US. Fox News propaganda will be nonstop showcasing our boys in Iran…bodybags/massacre will be hidden from primetime. I have read the script. It is called Iraq 2.0 but in Iran.
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Most-Artichoke6184 Mar 27, 2026 +2
You can’t believe a word anyone in this administration says.
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Marklar172 Mar 27, 2026 +2
Said that a few weeks ago buddy
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of_no_real_opinion Mar 27, 2026 +2
So years then
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the_splonge Mar 27, 2026 +2
Haven’t they already won like 18 times?
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TasteIllustrious7585 Mar 27, 2026 +2
Should have never started. The United States needs to rethink, and totally reset their foreign policy.
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Basic_Ask8109 Mar 27, 2026 +2
If they run out of money then I guess the US would have no choice but to walk away. It's much harder to stop a war once you've started. 
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ClutchReverie Mar 27, 2026 +2
I thought we already won?? And that it was to be over weeks ago?
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bicycle-made-for2 Mar 27, 2026 +2
If you say it often enough the MAGA stop counting!!!
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whatintheactualfeth Mar 27, 2026 +2
Taco Two Weeks rides again.
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Peter_deT Mar 27, 2026 +2
"Wars begin when *you will*, but they do not end when you please". Macchiavelli
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epi_glowworm Mar 27, 2026 +2
Lil' Marco finally says something...but doesn't he realise that if you have enough weeks, it can be also seen as months?
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BlackAle Mar 27, 2026 +2
It'll more likely be years.
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Angeleno88 Mar 28, 2026 +2
They say that because a few more weeks is when the US will have enough soldiers and marines in proximity to mount an invasion of Kharg Island. They assume the invasion of Kharg Island will be swift and result in a “surrender” by Iran. Regardless, never trust a politician when it comes to war. They will tell you what is in their best interest politically which is typically a lie. Listen to the generals for a higher chance at truth…but even that may amount to BS.
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popodelfuego Mar 28, 2026 +2
Well yeah cuz after 60days it's an illegal military action.
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lukeyellow Mar 28, 2026 +2
We were told this a month ago...
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Asluckwouldnthaveit Mar 28, 2026 +2
So what he's saying is a decade at least.
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Wide-Teach1451 Mar 28, 2026 +2
So 52 weeks then.
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catalystignition Mar 28, 2026 +2
Imagine the propaganda that the rulers of Iran can use going forward that they beat “The Great Satan”. Their iron grip will never be broken after this.
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Upstairs_Teach_7064 Mar 28, 2026 +2
They’ve been saying that for weeks. Almost a month now.
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Raspberries-Are-Evil Mar 28, 2026 +2
Incredible how weeks later these f****** clowns keep getting a pass for having no plan.
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RevolutionaryRun1597 Mar 28, 2026 +2
I thought they’d already won at least 3 time and the Iranian military was completely destroyed at least twice now. 
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Impressive-Dig-3892 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Just six weeks, just six weeks and $50 billion bro it'll be so quick bro just six months and $200 billion bro it's like so close to winning hearts and minds bro
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BarkerBarkhan Mar 28, 2026 +2
So, it'll be years then.
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Michael_Schmumacher Mar 28, 2026 +2
And since their expectations have been on point so far…
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Curleysound Mar 28, 2026 +2
Turns out months are made of weeks. If they just never acknowledge how many months it is, and just keep counting weeks, we have nothing to complain about! /s
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groovyinutah Mar 28, 2026 +2
Lulz...famous last words.
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prodigalpariah Mar 28, 2026 +2
All this administration does is lie.
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Polymath_B19 Mar 28, 2026 +2
52 weeks! Not 12 months ok?
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Midiamp Mar 28, 2026 +2
The operation they won weeks ago?
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Open-Quote-4177 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Pinocchio should have a sequel.
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MikeJL21209 Mar 28, 2026 +2
But we CAN go forever. If we want to. Which we dont. But we might.
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niwmo Mar 28, 2026 +2
52 weeks?
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DropKnowledge69 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Yeah ... right around the same time that 🍊 said the best health plan we've ever seen is coming out.
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Then-Somewhere-7467 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Does anyone believe these people?
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woffdaddy Mar 28, 2026 +2
We've been in this conflict for almost 30 days now, he only has 30 more before congress is supposed to approve it... is he going to follow that rule? nope.
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Individual_Wasabi_10 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Years you say?
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Independent_Yak_9128 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Have yall not won this war like a half dozen times this past month already
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redpandafire Mar 28, 2026 +2
Because when the operation ends, the war starts.
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ShakeMyHeadSadly Mar 28, 2026 +2
Right. And you've been spot on with your predictions to this point. /s
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oldcoldcod Mar 28, 2026 +2
Putin thought Ukraine will be done in 3 days...it's 4 years now ? And Iran was preparing for this for the last 50 years. I hope it will be over soon, but I doubt it
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Equivalent_Plan_5653 Mar 28, 2026 +2
Saying "it's over" will not reopen the strait 
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LateMajor8775 Mar 28, 2026 +2
I was told we already won?
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ThisTheRealLife Mar 28, 2026 +1
A war is the opposite of a relationship. A relationship needs two to start, and one to break it off. A war needs one to start, but two to break it off.
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ErdenGeboren Mar 27, 2026 +1
Months are made out of weeks. So are years.
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live-the-future Mar 27, 2026 +1
So, years?
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NetZeroSun Mar 27, 2026 +1
I’m pretty sure I heard something similar not too long ago.
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liam2015 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Over by Christmas
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GlobalTravelR Mar 27, 2026 +2
Christmas 2046.
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cookiidou Mar 27, 2026 +1
Good luck..
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Ignizze Mar 27, 2026 +1
Well, it can end in 200 months...
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Sbrubbles Mar 27, 2026 +1
Right, right, operation will end in weeks. Surely another bombing campaign isn't around the corner 
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KennyPowers989 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Isn’t that haha they said for Afghanistan?
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Both-Sir-6207 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Not if they use the Marines and the Army. Straight out bull💩.
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FlowersForMegatron Mar 27, 2026 +1
“We expect everyone to forget about this train wreck of a war when we unleash some new fresh hell upon the citizens”
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FremenCoolAid Mar 27, 2026 +1
'The US' or 'Trump'? The orange mess is infamous for dismissin military advice from his generals
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Mala_Practice Mar 27, 2026 +1
That’s funny, because we’re all expecting it to last years.
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Life-is-beautiful- Mar 27, 2026 +1
Yes, Ukraine war has been going on for 213 weeks, not 49 months or 4 years...
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SurpriseGlad9719 Mar 27, 2026 +1
“Well what you plan and what takes place aint ever exactly been similar.”
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Prize_Proof5332 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Right, a special military operation for just a few more weeks...
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Hyperion1144 Mar 27, 2026 +1
I expect an exit plan isn't going to start being drawn up until Trump is out of office.
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LOHare Mar 27, 2026 +1
Anything in months can also be counted in weeks. Iraq war ended in weeks too if that's how Rubio wants to phrase it.
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VoddieMC Mar 27, 2026 +1
Wait. Didn't America win already? Are they going to win the same war again? The inmates are running the asylum.
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gustur Mar 27, 2026 +1
Unless he is going to capitulate to Iran, this is definitely not going to be done in weeks. But why does anyone give these morons an ounce of credibility anyways? They’re all liars that just tell people “a few weeks” knowing that the public doesn’t keep track of all the blown promises.
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GingerSnapSurprise Mar 27, 2026 +1
At this point it doesn't matter - we are weeks away from catastrophe, not months.
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ViolettaQueso Mar 27, 2026 +1
How is he gonna reign in Israel who seems to be in charge? Just wondering.
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QuirkyWish3081 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Oh god it’s going to go on for years isn’t it
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Murphuffle Mar 27, 2026 +1
52 weeks in a year.
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lordpoee Mar 27, 2026 +1
Lying liar face says what?
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Anfield_Cowboy Mar 27, 2026 +1
Weeks can be months
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Due_Night414 Mar 27, 2026 +1
Is that why another 10k troops are reportedly being deployed?
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