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News & Current Events Apr 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM

US has ‘tools in our toolkit that we so far haven’t decided to use’ on Iran: JD Vance

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KlausVonLechland 3 days ago +1607
They use the same language Putin was and is using toward Ukraine. Point to point. This is beyond ridiculous and foremost vile.
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Lakedo 3 days ago +272
Difference is that Russia is most sanctioned country on earth and US - well. Crickets
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00-Monkey 3 days ago +122
The US had been self-sanctioning for a while though through tarriffs
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AweHellYo 3 days ago +61
yeah we just stick it up our own ass then scream who fucked me
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CO_Golf13 3 days ago +13
I think the reaction is closer to "we're going to f*** out asses even harder! Well show you!! You see that gape?!? That's American Pride baby!!" The double entendre will not be recognized by those screeching thusly however.
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AweHellYo 3 days ago +5
Make America Goatse Again?
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BlumbleBee123B 3 days ago +3
Dang
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sinfulfng 3 days ago +6
Why did Biden shit in my pants?
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KlausVonLechland 3 days ago +58
We need to speed up that decoupling. It is not only shameful to rub shoulders with this maniac and his sycophants, it is actively pulling us down. On the other hand all the people that got recently fired from high ladder of command probably were so because of disagreeing with the mad king, which brings little bit of hope that maybe there are seedlings of sanity still remaining there. Excluding Pam Bondi.
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DiarrheaMonkey1 3 days ago +21
As long as we've got Trump in office, we've got Russia as a de facto senior partner. Presumably because of certain material Russia has on Trump. Let's not forget Putin used be the head of the Moscow KGB, where certain "events" involving Trump took place.
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Epaminodas_ 3 days ago +2
Putin was with the KGB in East Germany. He was in charge of the FSB from July of 1998 to August of 1999. Putin has blackmail on every rich and powerful Russian. He's also the source of wealth and power for many of them. Blackmail makes people resentful, and it's difficult to control someone who hates you.... especially when this person is a narcissist who lives on the other side of the world.
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DiarrheaMonkey1 3 days ago +2
But it's pretty hard to think of other plausible reasons for Trump's sycophancy to Putin. I may have some of the specifics garbled, but it's not hard to imagine that someone who once headed the second most capable intelligence agency on earth might have access to blackmail material on someone with a history like Trump's. Also, before his political career, Trump made frequent trips to Moscow.
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Flatus_Diabolic 3 days ago +3
/u/Epaminodas_ is correct; there have been numerous former CIA guys who’ve said in interviews that Trump isn’t the correct personality archetype to try to control through blackmail or intimidation. The guy doesn’t have the emotional fortitude for it. > But it's pretty hard to think of other plausible reasons for Trump's sycophancy to Putin. Eh, not really: Trump is guided first and foremost by narcissism and daddy issues. If you look into Trump’s upbringing, you’ll see his father was pretty cold and shitty towards his sons, basically telling them that unless they were property magnates like him, then they weren’t deserving of his love. Trump had a [brother](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump_Jr.) who was driven to suicide because he wanted to fly planes, not be a property businessman. Trump, meanwhile, kowtowed and did everything he could to earn daddy’s love, but he was an abject failure as a businessman and repeatedly needed to be bailed out by his old man. I’d be prepared to bet that Trump tried his whole life to get a kind word from his father and never did. Remember that viral video of Donnie pushing Barron away because he couldn’t be bothered with him? That’s the cycle repeating. That’s exactly how Donnie would have been treated as a kid too. It’s left Trump hollow, bitter, and with a deep seated self-hatred that he endlessly tries to offset by seeking out the praise of others - classic narcissist. Trump sees in Putin as everything he wishes he could be. Trump’s unconsciously come to see Putin as a surrogate father figure and he’ll do anything to earn his praise. Back to personality archetypes and manipulation, any HUMINT operator knows how to work people like this: you foster dependence while withholding praise. Russia will have funnelled money into Trump’s businesses to allow him to go on LARPing as a successful businessman, which his whole abuse-linked identity is tied up in, but always with the risk of the tap being turned off. Meanwhile, the man who controls the taps - Putin - treats him mean to keep him keen.
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Epaminodas_ 3 days ago +2
It's hard to explain other plausible reasons. Trump's pre-Iran foreign policy is similar to Pat Buchanan's. His foreign policy towards Venezuela could be seen as a new interpretation of the Monroe Doctrine. There have been several interpretations since the original. His imperialist tendencies towards the rest of North America are similar to 1800s-era radical interpretations of the idea of manifest destiny that sought to incorporate all of North America into the US. Many Southerners wanted to turn Cuba into another slave state. The idea of America First was originally most prominent in the 1930s. The US was probably on the way to developing our own strain of fascism before Hitler came along. However, back to the Russian connection: https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/12/21/how-russian-money-helped-save-trumps-business/ https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-trump-property/ Posting the link into archive.ph should get you around any paywalls.
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Kradget 3 days ago +2
They've been trying to pull that kind of rational person out for years now, and while I'm not sure they'll manage it in the time remaining to them, I'm not sure they won't, either.
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Rammsteinman 3 days ago +3
The more that get fired, the less remain, and the more incompetent people that replace them.
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ChiefInternetSurfer 3 days ago +8
We need every country in the *world* to sanction the US entirely. To expel every diplomat, shutdown every embassy, and shutter every base throughout the world in solidarity. Make it absolutely unambiguous as to why. Then lock up his entire administration, and every politician that supported him. It’s a pipe dream, I know.
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ShinyAegislash1 3 days ago +4
I sincerely doubt that Russia is sanctioned heavier than North Korea.
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AggravatingJudge7092 3 days ago +18
North Korea is actually 3rd if you measure it by number of sanctions It's Russia > Iran > North Korea, with Russia being 4x more sanctioned than Iran
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Lakedo 3 days ago +2
Yeah I know but it's true, Russia is by far most sanctioned.
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Dragontrenrichnomore 3 days ago +2
The entire global economy has been going through America since WW2. Like it or not, sanctions on the states would make the shit economy we have seem like a paradise. It will take decades to get the world around them. But the process has started amd hopefully continues
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P3JQ10 3 days ago +1
Well, until Trump US threats and aggression weren’t aimed towards Europe. Some time to decouple is necessary.
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crazedizzled 3 days ago +10
Yeah, but Putin doesn't have a syphilis-eaten dementia brain. Trump is definitely a big enough moron to glass Iran
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MorrowPlotting 3 days ago +24
That’s the point. Trump is a Russian asset, dismantling the argument that modern, civilized nations don’t act like Putin’s Russia does. He’s removing any justification for Russian sanctions, or even for NATO.
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ajaxfetish 3 days ago +14
He's more dismantling the argument that the US is a modern, civilized nation.
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paaaaatrick 3 days ago +2
Russia is allies with Iran lol
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ChiefBassDTSExec 3 days ago +2
difference is Iran is the global sponsor of terrorism and Ukraine is...a peaceful country.
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ScrotumScrapings 3 days ago +554
Ah, vague nuclear threats, just like the russians.
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[deleted] 3 days ago +131
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ScrotumScrapings 3 days ago +71
and that the american people are just russians with obesity.
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Calimariae 3 days ago +19
Can't help being disgusted by Americans as a whole at this point. I know many of them didn't vote for this, but their culture is rotten to the core and driven by greed and money.
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Kerrigan4Prez 3 days ago +6
It is just so f****** frustrating as an American to know that I’m already doing as much as I reasonably can, if not a bit more, and still see my country degrade further and further.
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Appropriate_Art_6909 3 days ago +3
As an American, I can honestly say you are spot on.
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recumbent_mike 3 days ago +4
They could be talking about one of those Leatherman things, though
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chimpyjnuts 3 days ago +2
And both thought it would be over in days...
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Obliviousobi 3 days ago +1
Well, we haven't used our white phosphorus...yet
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Mistwalker007 3 days ago +1
The russian threats are explicit though.
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sir_racho 3 days ago +1
Yeah charming shit really. “Tools” in the “toolkit”. I’d love to see all these bastards assembled in a gym to dodge hurled spanners, as in Dodgeball. Might understand what a tool is then 
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free2ski 3 days ago +210
Guys he's referring to even thicker eyeliner in his murse. He's gonna look extra creepy so they surrender.
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losjoo 3 days ago +18
You don't understand his pain and suffering mom
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free2ski 3 days ago +1
Maybe he'll let me borrow his Dashboard Confessional CD so I can start to understand.
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piponwa 3 days ago +3
It's too seduce mojtaba
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foghillgal 3 days ago +4
No he\`s going for the pasty spider lashes next, skips all that messy tar goo., just going to use a permanent marker from now on.
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RangerManagement2000 3 days ago +153
JD Vance *is* one of the biggest tools in the toolkit. The toolkit being what this administration should be called
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Masrim 3 days ago +7
Wait, so they're going to fire Vance at the Iranians where he will lay waste to them solo? Hope he wears a gopro.
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sinfultrigonometry 3 days ago +13
Every couch in Tehran will be defiled
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NaiveChoiceMaker 3 days ago +2
Trump loves to publicly humiliate him and Vance just chuckles and takes it.
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Sdimfx 3 days ago +64
Threads
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dreamoforganon 3 days ago +31
Starts with conflict in Iran IIRC.
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ashurbanipal420 3 days ago +11
Except we're the Russians in this version.
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Empty_Allocution 3 days ago +7
Started watching this. By christ it is *so* depressing! But it really nails old England.
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bratbarn 3 days ago +7
The lighthearted American version is called The Day After 🥹
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bratbarn 3 days ago +5
Going to rewatch tonight before the uh, festivities.
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homiej420 3 days ago +2
Ugh not fun i wouldnt recommend
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MacarioTala 3 days ago +13
Definitely. The executive department, for instance, is composed entirely of tools.
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Repave2348 3 days ago +123
USA rhetoric is indistinguishable from Russian.
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strzeka 3 days ago +28
No. Russian rhetoric is circular non sequiturs and whataboutery. Usanian rhetoric is unsophisticated puerile lying. They are both equally unreliable and equally despicable.
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Repave2348 3 days ago +9
Fair. Yeah I agree with that.
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Shabadu_tu 3 days ago +5
Well, Trump is a Russian asset, along with others in his administration.
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DateMasamusubi 3 days ago +25
Have you tried diplomacy?
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Eversnuffley 3 days ago +8
The tools we haven't tried: \-Strategy \-Diplomacy \-Intelligence \-Wisdom \-Historical insight
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Jabberwocky2022 3 days ago +5
They were too busy blustering on Fox News to try. Then they tore up previous diplomatic efforts so it wasn't an option any longer. All because an eloquent, decent man, who happened to be black, did it. They hate all three, but especially the third the most.
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MrWhatsitTouya 3 days ago +19
They are barely avoiding saying the words outright. But I guess ***“WE WILL NUKE YOU”*** Might come off a bit crass and off putting. 
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crazedizzled 3 days ago +20
I mean trump just said an entire civilisation will end. So they basically said it.
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oy_hio 3 days ago +42
...there's a non-zero chance we use a nuke preemptively. And the fact it's non-zero, should be disqualifying. Not just for this administration but for the United States to have the power it has. No one should have nukes.
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Thanks_Ollie 3 days ago +10
That will open the nuclear Pandora’s box, normalizing the use of nuclear weapons in conventional warfare. Eg, Ukraine and Taiwan
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Hefty-Comparison-801 3 days ago +37
Oh great, now POTUS and the VP are making vague nuclear threats against a country because they won't just stop fighting and let the US win. All they're doing is justifying Iran's efforts to develop nuclear weapons and giving every other non-nuclear nation at odds with them to do the same. Americans - get these dangerous fucktards out of office asap before they destroy the whole world.
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crazedizzled 3 days ago +16
We can't. Congress decided to take a sabbatical.
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DanimalPlays 3 days ago +7
Is that a veiled threat to draft Eric and Don jr?
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SillyGoatGruff 3 days ago +6
The US government is nothing if not full of tools
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whichwitch9 3 days ago +11
F*** JD Vance. He's just as much a criminal as Trump because he is sitting back and letting all of this happen
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PlushHammerPony 3 days ago +6
Yeah, you've got plenty of "tools". JD Vance, for example.
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happyscrappy 3 days ago +4
Vance, don't get distracted. Aren't you supposed to be over in Europe supporting Orban right now? Orban, who called himself a mouse in service of the big lion Putin? If Orban is a mouse who supports Putin and you are supporting Orban what does that make you, Vance? Oh who am I kidding? The guy is already used to being Peter Thiel's "mouse", why would he feel bad to be explicitly Putin's mouse's mouse?
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Radiant-Vegetable420 3 days ago +2
> If Orban is a mouse who supports Putin and you are supporting Orban what does that make you, Vance? Mouse Shit
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Saneless 3 days ago +4
Spoilers for anyone who doesn't want to click: their brains are what they haven't used yet
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RealRroseSelavy 3 days ago +1
hard to use what one doesn't have
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Arcadia1972 3 days ago +3
Does anyone actually believe a single word that this mealie mouthed chameleon loser weirdo has to say?
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Antique_Historian_74 3 days ago +8
Yes, we've all noticed the complete avoidance of diplomacy.
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Sweet-Meaning9874 3 days ago +6
Diplomacy, which this administration is incapable of mastering
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Thanato26 3 days ago +8
Nukes... Vance is talking about nukes
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TheBalzy 3 days ago +8
I can't wait for JD Vance's warcrimes tribunal.
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_aviemore_ 3 days ago +33
Use a small nuclear bomb, declare a war, cancel all elections, become the next North Korea. It's perfect for the administration that doesn't want to hand away the power and already said that the only way for Democrats to win is cheating. Hey, now that I write this, I realise that they probably hate Democracy as it's the same name as Democrats. 
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deadheffer 3 days ago +12
I think they would utilize a tactical nuclear weapon before any ICBM. It would be pinpointed and horrible. MAD will go out the window once that happens.
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teachersecret 3 days ago +4
We don't really have any small tactical nukes anymore. I guess you could call the b-61 tactical, but that thing isn't small, it's Hiroshima-level 10kt at the low end, and several hundreds of KT at the high end. Pretty much everything nuclear the US has at this point is strategic, the b-61 just happens to be small enough to fit on a fighter jet.
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Roobsi 3 days ago +4
The b-61 mod 12 can be detonated at 0.5kt, which is definitely on the tactical side. But f***, other variants can be >400kt. So who knows.
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Xeynon 3 days ago +7
In other words, there are pointless war crimes we haven't committed yet but could decide to commit.
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RobertLeeSwagger 3 days ago +3
I had hoped he might be the last chance to push to remove Trump in the background. Thought maybe he would see that if he removes Trump and fixes this nightmare he would have a lot of support. I guess we’re just doomed.
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Seanspeed 3 days ago +2
Nobody really likes JD Vance on either side. He's a completely empty vessel of a human being. There's no reason to think he's got the cajones or sway to organize such a thing. If there is any rebellion to get Trump removed, it's really gonna need to come from some of the moderate Republicans in Congress. We'd need about 19 of them to do it(maybe a couple less after midterms), which isn't remotely likely, but it's the only real chance.
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daninmontreal 3 days ago +3
So yeah, this is the guy who would be in charge if Trump was successfully impeached & removed or 25th’d. We are fucked
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Lysol3435 3 days ago +3
Like diplomacy?
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Lakedo 3 days ago +10
I assume they are going to use nuclear weapons and no one will say anything…
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Mr06506 3 days ago +9
My prediction is they will drop a MOAB on some vaguely regime target in Tehran and then say next time it will be nuclear.
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coldbeers 3 days ago +5
Graphite bomb? Shuts down the grid in a way that can be fixed in a few days.
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theclash06013 3 days ago +5
The world must eliminate nuclear weapons permanently
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OneNormalBloke 3 days ago +10
Just like Josef mengele. The whole junta of the orange megalomaniac is just pure evil.
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burghblast 3 days ago +5
An ALL CAPS 2:30 a.m. rant on Truth social. That's the secret weapon we've been holding in reserve.
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Ashamed_Arm9880 3 days ago +2
Yeah it's called communication...understanding..and a general want to not harm the people of Iran.
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LittleYellowPill 3 days ago +2
All the countries with an agenda are hoping we'll use nukes so they can (China, Russia and North Korea), to achieve their goals.
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MessMaximum5493 3 days ago +16
Welp I guess Americans are a bunch of losers hiding at home, protesting once a month while their government commits crimes against humanity Iranians have more balls protesting their lunatic government than Americans
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seravivi 3 days ago +10
and what is the plan to stop a megalomaniac when you live 2000 miles away with no finan ability to go to the capital?
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BowwwwBallll 3 days ago +4
You’re taking about diplomacy, right? …diplomacy. RIGHT?!?!?
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ABucin 3 days ago +4
*(nuclear launch detected)*
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LightBeerOnIce 3 days ago +3
He is over interfering with Hungarian elections rn. F****** don't let him come back. Time for some real FO of the FAFO for real.
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Informal_Process2238 3 days ago +3
Interfering on behalf of Putin
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KE55 3 days ago +3
What, like adult intelligence, skillful diplomacy, things like that?
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stevesmele 3 days ago +3
They certainly have tools. He’s one himself.
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macrolidesrule 3 days ago +2
They're going to drop Donnies used nappies on iran, poor bastards.
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Nothorized 3 days ago +6
Nuclear weapons are worse than people think. The explodes and kill everyone in the blast, but then they kill people for decades after the explosion, children born from the victims of the radiations comes with deformities and even worse, they poison the land and all the wildlife, and they create a whole trauma for the people. They should have been banned a long time ago, but since some countries use them as a menace (like the USA, the only country to have ever used nuclear weapons against their enemies), all the others countries need them for protection. That’s the whole origin of the conflict, Iran trying to protect himself from the menace of a nuclear attack. A world free of nukes should be a common goal, not a world where random country got them because they are afraid that other bomb them.
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chiraltoad 3 days ago +7
I believe it depends on the type of weapon and the kind of strike. Not all nukes create lasting radiation issues. The prompt radiation dissipates almost immediately, I think the rest is what is created as radioactive dust which varies a lot by the altitude of the burst. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
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Roshan50 3 days ago +17
If you ever get the chance, visit the atom bomb museums in Nagasaki or Hiroshima. After hearing the stories from survivors and seeing the aftermath of the nukes, anyone still for using nukes would not be fit to be called human.
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5510 3 days ago +3
> Nuclear weapons are worse than people think. The explodes and kill everyone in the blast, but then they kill people for decades after the explosion, children born from the victims of the radiations comes with deformities and even worse, they poison the land and all the wildlife, and they create a whole trauma for the people. Is that "worse than people think"? Isn't that exactly what people think they are? Like maybe I'm overestimating what the average person knows about nuclear weapons, but I thought the whole longer term radiation stuff (and the ways that it's worse than just a gigantic conventional explosion) were well known? >They should have been banned a long time ago, but since some countries use them as a menace (like the USA, the only country to have ever used nuclear weapons against their enemies), all the others countries need them for protection. That’s the whole origin of the conflict, Iran trying to protect himself from the menace of a nuclear attack. This doesn't make sense. While Trump is both evil and crazy and I have no idea what shit he might do, over the last 75 years the existence of nuclear weapons LIMITS what the US can do. If you magically made all nuclear weapons vanish from existence (including the American ones), the US would become militarily stronger, not weaker. In any conflict where both sides have sufficient access to nukes, the existence of nukes helps the position of the side with the WEAKER conventional military, not the stronger one. Mutually assured destruction basically changes the equilibrium to a draw, and that means whichever side previously had an advantage has lost the advantage. For example, the US has a much stronger conventional military than Russia does. But the fear of Russia escalating to nuclear weapons was why Biden couldn't provide direct military assistance to Ukraine (I don't know whether he would have deployed American forces or not, but it would have at least been much easier for him to do so in a world without nukes). If the US wanted to cause mass death including mass civilian casualties in Iran, they could do it without nukes. Not quite as easily and not with quite as extensive casualties, but they could still kill millions (both directly with weapons, and indirectly by f****** up enough infrastructure as to cause things like famine, water shortages, lack of access to medical care, possible breakdown of society, etc... etc...
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IntelArtiGen 3 days ago +5
They're terrible but many people overestimate the damages they can do. Nagazaki and Hiroshima have been destroyed, and rebuilt, and now they're big cities in Japan, with no additional radioactivity. Nuclear bombs now are more powerful now but it's basically the same thing. It does create a trauma, it's horrible weapons because they will surely target civilians which is obviously illegal. But children of survivors don't come with additional deformities or problems: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibakusha#Health / https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanonc/article/PIIS1470-2045(15)00209-0/abstract > children of people exposed to the atomic bombs in Hiroshima and Nagasaki had no indications of deleterious health effects after 62 years.
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HippodamianButtocks 2 days ago +1
Do not think they are the same thing. Hiroshima was a pure fission weapon with a yield of 15 kilotons. It had a fireball radius of 650 feet, blast temperatures peaked at about 4500 kelvin. Heavy blast damage, annihilating reinforced buildings and killing almost everyone in the radius, covered about an 8th of a square mile. A modern nuclear weapon is different. The core of the US strategic arsenal is now the W88 thermonuclear warhead. The w88 has a yield of 475 kilotons. Detonation temperatures of the w88 peak at around 100,000,000 kelvin, about 4 times hotter than the center of the sun. When this bomb detonates the fireball alone, in which everything is destroyed by pure thermal energy, is half a mile wide, five times larger than the heavy blast radius of nagasaki. Overpressure which destroys buildings blankets 30 square miles. Despite this yield, it is only 800 lbs: 12.5 times lighter than the hiroshima bomb. This allows a single trident missile to hold twelve of these warheads. The trident contains a MIRV system, allowing a single missile to independently target cities or adjacent areas in a 900 mile radius with each warhead. The Ohio class sub contains 24 trident missiles. Any one of these submarines could target and destroy all 288 US cities in the united states larger than Waterbury, Connecticut, population 113,889. Launch to detonation time of a submarine ICBM is about 20 minutes. 70 to 80 million people would be killed immediately. The remainder would be left to rebuild after putting out continent spanning fires with no infrastructure, airports, medical services, materials. At every moment you are this close to dying. You would have, at most, a few minutes warning.
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_lueless 3 days ago +8
People returned to Hiroshima and Nagasaki within a week. If you detonate air bursts, the fallout isn't nearly as bad. That being said, nukes are stupid because they don't achieve any military objectives conventional weapons can't, and therefore only useful as a deterrent.
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zedascouves1985 3 days ago +5
PSA: don't return to a nuclear bombing site after one week. The half life of most atomic bombs are 6 months. Meaning you can return there in your lifetime, just wait some months more. Don't do it in a week.
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Mitamarin 3 days ago +4
Another war criminal. Again, all Americans will be culpable if these assholes are not stopped. Go out in the streets. Protests. Stop these cunts.
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Professional-West924 3 days ago +2
O $hiat. He's talking about the Couch!
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shermanhill 3 days ago +2
So, that’s just a veiled threat of nukes
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tiradium 3 days ago +2
Is it a sofa?
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64532762 3 days ago +2
Bah! Go screw a couch, JD.
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AngleParticular2914 3 days ago +3
Hypersonic cruise missiles were going through final rounds of testing earlier this year. Gonna assume that’s what he’s alluding to 
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Affectionate_Oven_77 3 days ago +6
Unlikely. They can already hit anything they want to hit using subsonic missiles. Hypersonic adds nothing, and it sure doesn’t wipe out a civilization. This is a pretty clear pretense that they will use nuclear weapons.
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Cryptocaned 3 days ago +4
Don't think they've utilised a MOAB yet either, I also saw someone in another post mention Rod's from God, but no idea if that made it beyond the initial stages as those sats would have been up for a long time since then.
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LearningT0Fly 3 days ago +3
In this scenario, HCMs have no added benefit over regular ballistic missiles because Iran doesn’t have the air defense that would necessitate the maneuverability of HCMs and it’s not like HCMs have massively increased payloads. Could drop a MOAB but we’ve already done that a few years ago.
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AngleParticular2914 3 days ago +1
Fair
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imokwithcheese 3 days ago +2
Tectonic weaponry.  I predict earthquakes
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faultysynapse 3 days ago +3
That's not a thing.
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Chiyogamii 3 days ago +1
But do you have a card?
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Pretz_ 3 days ago +1
Because of the implication
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Consistent_Ad3181 3 days ago +1
Fuel Air, destroys a 1km square.
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entropy13 3 days ago +1
A not so subtle way to say nuclear weapons. 
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jugalator 3 days ago +1
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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SkinnedIt 3 days ago +1
Hide your upholstered furniture, Iran.
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FriuKi 3 days ago +1
Like Schwarzkopf eyeliners?!
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ImpulsE69 3 days ago +1
So they have a huge stash of Elon's flamethrowers??
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UsusMeditando 3 days ago +1
Did you find these “tools” in the couch cushions?
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victorspoilz 3 days ago +1
“We haven’t even invited any Iranian leaders to the Oval Office to humiliate them in front of the press.”
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PWS180757 3 days ago +1
Vance is either talking about his hammer or his spanner. He should stay away from tools. He knows nothing about machinery. LOL.
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itec745 3 days ago +1
Has he given the Iranian leadership any cards ?
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Naive_Personality367 3 days ago +1
They've got a load of biological weapons that RFK jr has been coughing, i mean cooking up.
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Hilarious_Disastrous 3 days ago +1
Yes, America hasn’t yeeted its biggest tool atop a missile at Iran—JD Vance.
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Movinginplace25 3 days ago +1
Yeh you guys bought that at toys r us before it went bankrupt
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nomoreusernamersleft 2 days ago +1
I’m sure. More market manipulation to come.
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W31337 2 days ago +1
The US govt is full of tools
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talino2321 2 days ago +1
JD Vance would be stoned in Iran for loving a couch.
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