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duc1990 Apr 6, 2026 +168

Some random Pakistani scammer cold calling POTUS?

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Churchbushonk Apr 6, 2026 +25

Probably.

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tanaka-taro Apr 6, 2026 +12

Please redeem the ceasefire codes

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Smith6612 Apr 6, 2026 +8

Wonder if they asked for the keys to the Fed instead of a monetary advance of $500 to unlock a ceasefire.

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Minigoalqueen Apr 6, 2026 +1

I'm convinced Trump is negotiating with some rando at BigIranLeader@aol.com

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imanchats Apr 6, 2026 +191

Does Iran know about this?

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famine- Apr 6, 2026 +112

Smells like the typical Sunday market manipulation to me, especially with WTI/Brent trading at $110 and WCS at $100.

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InterstellarReddit Apr 6, 2026 +76

“Reuters could not immediately verify the report.” That’s all you need to see in that article

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ConfederacyOfDunces_ Apr 6, 2026 +16

Media is complicit as well Everyone is trying to prop this market up

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erakis1 Apr 6, 2026 +1

Seriously. Let it fall. At this point, the entire market has been manipulated into a bubble.

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Ok-Working3714 Apr 6, 2026 +9

Grifters gonna grift 🤷‍♂️

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Churchbushonk Apr 6, 2026 +5

Yep. Just another Sunday of made up bullshit.

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Blunder_Punch Apr 6, 2026 +4

Im surprised they didnt save this bs for 1 hour before open.

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4RealzReddit Apr 6, 2026 +1

Is there a spot price for oil? I thought I heard it was around 130. I could have misheard.

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famine- Apr 6, 2026 +2

https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/ Mars and Dubai are trading close to $130.

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NeverEndingCoralMaze Apr 6, 2026 +1

$141 is currently the spot price. That is the number we don’t talk about.

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Acceptable_Lie_666 Apr 6, 2026

Axios is also reporting this. I kinda trust them more, but at this point, who the f*** knows

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resjudicata2 Apr 6, 2026 +17

I mean only the best people are talking about it. Some say it's the greatest 45 day cease fire in the history of the world. Nobody could have thought they would agree to stop firing at each other for an entire 45 days! Translation: No, Iran doesn't know anything about it and they're hearing about it now along with the rest of us for the first time.

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owen__wilsons__nose Apr 6, 2026 +6

You know they said the Strait, it couldn't be opened. It couldn't be opened. And you know nobody opened it till I did. They say how did you do that Mr President? How'd ya do it? They call me Mr President. You know we don't even need it opened. I opened it cause some would say I'm a nice guy. I asked NATO to help open it. You know what they said? I cant do that Mr President, I can't do it. Well we dont need your help. I was testing NATO to see their response. You know we'll be looking into our relationship with NATO. We're not sure it makes sense. Have I shown you pictures of my Ballroom? They say nobody's ever built anything like it.

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swizzcheez Apr 6, 2026 +5

I assume this is the administration's offramp to His Unhingedness's tantrum on Sunday? He seems so desperate for an offramp that he'd drive right off the overpass.

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[deleted] Apr 6, 2026 +11

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NotUniqueWorkAccount Apr 6, 2026 +1

Pretty sure we put more thought into this than Dump did before starting this dumbass war.

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yosisoy Apr 6, 2026 +1

Some Iranian must do

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cmackchase Apr 6, 2026 +1

Does Trump know about this? Hell does anyone outside of this article know about this? I expect to wake up to some dumbass Trump tweet talking about nuking Iran followed by nine Iran Embassy twitter accounts trolling him all day.

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ClownMorty Apr 6, 2026 +1

>Axios reported on Sunday, citing four U.S., Israeli and regional sources with knowledge ⁠of the talks. >Reuters could not immediately verify the report. No

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DrPsyz9 Apr 6, 2026 +34

Nobody from Iran. From the article: "Axios reported on Sunday, citing four U.S., Israeli and regional sources with knowledge ⁠of the talks."

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ConfederacyOfDunces_ Apr 6, 2026 +18

Iran is not going to do a ceasefire Makes no sense for them. They have the upper hand, Trump is panicking.

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Daily_Heroin_User Apr 6, 2026 +13

Here’s what’s going to happen, because it always happens with Trump. He’s incredibly predictable in his “art” of deal making, be it tariffs or war. Make huge threats with hard deadline, maybe even temporarily institute partial threat > Markets tank > opponent calls bluff > Deadline comes up and markets panicking after bluff called > Trump lies and makes Truth social post saying the other side is being reasonable and wants a deal really bad, extends deadline > markets feel relief and rally > no progress is made so Trump makes huge threat with new hard deadline > never ending cycle.

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ConfederacyOfDunces_ Apr 6, 2026 +2

I agree. That’s exact pattern. My question is, I wonder if one day the Markets finally tell Trump to f*** off and stop falling for this bullshit.

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Daily_Heroin_User Apr 6, 2026 +1

Yeah I mean it’ll depend on the reality on the ground. Markets have already somewhat adapted to Trump’s behavior so you’ll see less selloffs than before on his tough talk until we get actual confirmation because everyone expects Taco’s.

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MiserableTennis6546 Apr 6, 2026 +3

And according to Trump, Israel keeps killing everyone that could negotiate.

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4RealzReddit Apr 6, 2026 +2

F***** is flailing.

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stonertear Apr 6, 2026 -4

Everyone from Iran is dead

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Jaded-Currency-5680 Apr 6, 2026 +2

according to Trump

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Viva_La_Revolucion- Apr 6, 2026 +36

Starting to think this is all created by wallstreet propaganda to prop up the bubble they are in

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794309497 Apr 6, 2026 +14

It's market manipulation. They want the market to go up so they can sell.

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bartz824 Apr 6, 2026 +2

Polymarket taking bets on how quickly Israel kills Iran's negotiators so it keeps the war going?

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dowdymeatballs Apr 6, 2026 +1

Yup Iran already started they have no interest in a temporary ceasefire. They want a permanent cessation with guarantees against future aggression. A temporary ceasefire just gives US/Israel a chance to rearm and consolidate forces.

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TriXter69 Apr 6, 2026 +39

Highly doubt this is true, probably mediators or US are pushing this but not Iran

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AmamiHarukIsMaiWaifu Apr 6, 2026 +28

>The mediators told the Iranian officials there is no time for further negotiation tactics and stressed the next 48 hours are the last opportunity for them to reach a deal and prevent massive destruction for the country. Just Pakistan and a couple of other countries trying to push for it. Seems like nothingburger to me.

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InterstellarReddit Apr 6, 2026 +12

“Reuters could not immediately verify the report.” That’s included in the body of the article. That tells you everything

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supercali45 Apr 6, 2026 +16

C***** opening tomorrow

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Bulletloader Apr 6, 2026 +5

Closing Friday

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InterstellarReddit Apr 6, 2026 +6

What a roller coaster we went from a second closing to 45 day ceasefire “Reuters could not immediately verify the report.” This is a nothing burger.

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in_da_tr33z Apr 6, 2026 +6

And here’s your Monday Market Manipulation

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Ihavenoideatall Apr 6, 2026 +7

One sided push for ceasefire? After that explosive threat?

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Jaded-Currency-5680 Apr 6, 2026 +5

they wana lure the negotiators out so that they can bomb them

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PerfectGanache7134 Apr 6, 2026 +3

Market manipulation. Makes sense why Trump put out that tweet yesterday. Just bread and circus. Make himself look unhinged, then Iran suddenly wants a ceasefire. He's really getting desperate.

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Zwischenzug Apr 6, 2026 +7

Sure, maybe they can get Iran and the US to pause. In that time, what is Israel up to?

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imanchats Apr 6, 2026 +6

Israel will just drag the US back in.

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Zwischenzug Apr 6, 2026 +1

Right, so any ceasefire negotiation has to involve Israel. But, if Israel says no, or negotiates in bad faith, there will be no ceasefire. All comes down to whether Trump is willing to rein the Israelis in. Trump has signs that he wants a ceasefire at times.

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alexunderwater1 Apr 6, 2026 +8

Israel desperately searching for the Iran negotiators GPS coordinates before they make a deal.

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LuminousSnow Apr 6, 2026 +2

Coordinates found: the White House..

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RadicalOrganizer Apr 6, 2026 +5

What's super cool is: before we started bombing them, we already had a cease fire.

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Mr_HandSmall Apr 6, 2026 +2

Another neat part is how the Strait was open before we bombed them. But now it's super hard to open

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SnailLikeAttitude Apr 6, 2026 +2

Is that just the mediators or is anyone else involved

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AntitheistArchangel Apr 6, 2026 +1

According to the original Axios article, mostly. Basically, it’s a last-ditch attempt by the mediators to prevent the war from escalating. The plan involves a 45-day ceasefire in order to negotiate a permanent end to the war. Axios’ sources say the chances of an agreement are slim, however.

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Away-Effort-7640 Apr 6, 2026 +2

We have reached a state where it is hard to take ceasefire/peace talks in confidence on weekdays/market holidays.

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Anal-buttsex Apr 6, 2026 +4

Remember: According to Americans this is more important than fixing healthcare and funding cancer research

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Ko_tatsu Apr 6, 2026 +1

Well, that's what you get when you go against a corrupt, integralist, militaristic regime ruled by oligarchs getting rich off the same people they kill in the streets during protests. Iran is no saint either, though

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awesomes007 Apr 6, 2026 +4

Why would Iran want a ceasefire now? They’ve got the orange fascist by the balls.

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SoulBonfire Apr 6, 2026 +3

Surely Israel needs to be in the discussion given they started it, or are they too busy stealing Southern Lebanon now?

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imanchats Apr 6, 2026 +10

Israel doesn’t abide by any ceasefires.

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Aknew Apr 6, 2026 +4

Totally ignoring the fact of the continuous rocket fire from that area. Typical nonsense comment.

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imanchats Apr 6, 2026 +7

What rocket fire coming from Gaza? Israel is still hitting and shooting in Gaza and there’s supposedly a ceasefire there.

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Anthr0pwnagist Apr 6, 2026 +1

Absolutely hilarious how the US got played. Israel keeps out of the main Iran conflict, yet still has to be kept in the loop for negotiations.

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Original_Bite6555 Apr 6, 2026 +2

Why would Iran accept a ceasefire if it isn't permanent? He has shown he can't be trusted. He needs to take his head out of his ass and end this war.

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Smok3dSalmon Apr 6, 2026 +2

This is to confuse the stock market algos and so Trump can get blood transfusions or whatever he needs for his current health scare.

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[deleted] Apr 6, 2026 +3

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PersonalHospital9507 Apr 6, 2026 +3

Ceasefire then open vs Open then ceasefire. PS: Trump is a {insert appropriate derogatory term}

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emilygrey4eva Apr 6, 2026 +3

Trump wanted it to retrieve the downed crew. Reopening the Straits involved asymmetrical conditions with no guarantees the Israelis will honour anything. Would be pointless for the Iranians. The Chinese and Russians want something permanent. Fundamentally different things.

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Robj2 Apr 6, 2026 +2

You mean we won't have Doomsday Tuesday bridge day, in your "analysis"?

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ScientistArtistic917 Apr 6, 2026 +1

Poor old wall street 😭

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I_spread_love_butter Apr 6, 2026 +1

Man, Reuters really is becoming slop.

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Cyclone050 Apr 6, 2026 +1

Now everyone wants to try and save face! This was started at great risk and cost to Iranian citizens, all the combatant soldiers and the global economy as a whole. It has been aimless and futile. It just needs to end. A ceasefire is unlikely to last.

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008Zulu Apr 6, 2026 +1

On the first day of the cease fire; Israel: Iran is weeks away from building a nuke!

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Bushboy2000 Apr 6, 2026 +1

More jawboning and thoughties, trying to soothe the Markets

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BonChance123 Apr 6, 2026 +1

45 days to get us back on track. 45 points. It's a 45 day, 45 point, one point per day. We get the 45 points, we are back in business!

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DistanceToEmpty Apr 6, 2026 +1

Trump and co. seem to have missed the fact that the people in charge in Iran fought and survived an eight-year total war with Iraq. We're talking Iraq using chemical weapons, Iranians strapping themselves with explosives to attack tanks, years of trench warfare, the tanker war in the Gulf, and hundreds-of-thousands of Iranian dead. They're not going to roll over because of a month of airstrikes.

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thornzar Apr 7, 2026 +1

this is incorrect. Iran rejected the ceasefire, as they should.

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_x_oOo_x_ Apr 6, 2026 +1

So is it going to be Bridge Day and Desalinator's Day all in one, or a 45-day ceasefire? Which one is it?

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[deleted] Apr 6, 2026 +1

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DozingUnderTheSun Apr 6, 2026 +1

Damnit, sounds like someone told him Iran barely relies on water desalination.

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PersonalHospital9507 Apr 6, 2026 +1

More CIA disinformation?

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CalligrapherSenior52 Apr 6, 2026 +1

Probably some american official passed a message to Iran through a Pakistani intermediary, which the iranians didn’t even bother to read

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dumboldnoob Apr 6, 2026 +1

these posts aren’t fooling anybody. the orange turd is just talking to itself in the mirror

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No_Hana Apr 6, 2026 +1

If you could stop playing games with my retirement funds that would be great

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Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat Apr 6, 2026 -1

At this point, who the f*** cares. Trump has beaten Americans to a pulp. He seems to also want to beat innocent Iranians to a pulp. Whatever Trump needs to do to feel like he has a 6" d***, get it done for f***'s sake. Then give us all a chance to recover from whatever tiny-d*** Trump decides. Thanks.

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Wonderful-Air7048 Apr 6, 2026

Willie hears ya. Willie don't care.

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EgotisticalTL Apr 6, 2026

Self-appointed mediators have put forth a proposal. Iran hasn't accepted anything. This is only making headlines for Trump's weekly desperate market manipulations.

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therealallpro Apr 6, 2026 -1

Let’s fkn go! Let’s push thru the finish line here!!!

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