Wonder if they asked for the keys to the Fed instead of a monetary advance of $500 to unlock a ceasefire.
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Minigoalqueen4 days ago
+1
I'm convinced Trump is negotiating with some rando at BigIranLeader@aol.com
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imanchats5 days ago
+191
Does Iran know about this?
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famine-5 days ago
+112
Smells like the typical Sunday market manipulation to me, especially with WTI/Brent trading at $110 and WCS at $100.
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InterstellarReddit5 days ago
+76
“Reuters could not immediately verify the report.”
That’s all you need to see in that article
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ConfederacyOfDunces_5 days ago
+16
Media is complicit as well
Everyone is trying to prop this market up
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erakis14 days ago
+1
Seriously. Let it fall. At this point, the entire market has been manipulated into a bubble.
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Ok-Working37145 days ago
+9
Grifters gonna grift 🤷♂️
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Churchbushonk5 days ago
+5
Yep. Just another Sunday of made up bullshit.
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Blunder_Punch5 days ago
+4
Im surprised they didnt save this bs for 1 hour before open.
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4RealzReddit5 days ago
+1
Is there a spot price for oil? I thought I heard it was around 130. I could have misheard.
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famine-5 days ago
+2
https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/
Mars and Dubai are trading close to $130.
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NeverEndingCoralMaze5 days ago
+1
$141 is currently the spot price. That is the number we don’t talk about.
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Acceptable_Lie_6665 days ago
Axios is also reporting this. I kinda trust them more, but at this point, who the f*** knows
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resjudicata25 days ago
+17
I mean only the best people are talking about it. Some say it's the greatest 45 day cease fire in the history of the world. Nobody could have thought they would agree to stop firing at each other for an entire 45 days!
Translation: No, Iran doesn't know anything about it and they're hearing about it now along with the rest of us for the first time.
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owen__wilsons__nose5 days ago
+6
You know they said the Strait, it couldn't be opened. It couldn't be opened. And you know nobody opened it till I did. They say how did you do that Mr President? How'd ya do it? They call me Mr President. You know we don't even need it opened. I opened it cause some would say I'm a nice guy. I asked NATO to help open it. You know what they said? I cant do that Mr President, I can't do it. Well we dont need your help. I was testing NATO to see their response. You know we'll be looking into our relationship with NATO. We're not sure it makes sense. Have I shown you pictures of my Ballroom? They say nobody's ever built anything like it.
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swizzcheez5 days ago
+5
I assume this is the administration's offramp to His Unhingedness's tantrum on Sunday?
He seems so desperate for an offramp that he'd drive right off the overpass.
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[deleted]5 days ago
+11
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NotUniqueWorkAccount5 days ago
+1
Pretty sure we put more thought into this than Dump did before starting this dumbass war.
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yosisoy5 days ago
+1
Some Iranian must do
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cmackchase5 days ago
+1
Does Trump know about this? Hell does anyone outside of this article know about this? I expect to wake up to some dumbass Trump tweet talking about nuking Iran followed by nine Iran Embassy twitter accounts trolling him all day.
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ClownMorty5 days ago
+1
>Axios reported on Sunday, citing four U.S., Israeli and regional sources with knowledge of the talks.
>Reuters could not immediately verify the report.
No
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DrPsyz95 days ago
+34
Nobody from Iran. From the article: "Axios reported on Sunday, citing four U.S., Israeli and regional sources with knowledge of the talks."
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ConfederacyOfDunces_5 days ago
+18
Iran is not going to do a ceasefire
Makes no sense for them. They have the upper hand, Trump is panicking.
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Daily_Heroin_User5 days ago
+13
Here’s what’s going to happen, because it always happens with Trump. He’s incredibly predictable in his “art” of deal making, be it tariffs or war.
Make huge threats with hard deadline, maybe even temporarily institute partial threat > Markets tank > opponent calls bluff > Deadline comes up and markets panicking after bluff called > Trump lies and makes Truth social post saying the other side is being reasonable and wants a deal really bad, extends deadline > markets feel relief and rally > no progress is made so Trump makes huge threat with new hard deadline > never ending cycle.
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ConfederacyOfDunces_5 days ago
+2
I agree. That’s exact pattern. My question is, I wonder if one day the Markets finally tell Trump to f*** off and stop falling for this bullshit.
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Daily_Heroin_User5 days ago
+1
Yeah I mean it’ll depend on the reality on the ground. Markets have already somewhat adapted to Trump’s behavior so you’ll see less selloffs than before on his tough talk until we get actual confirmation because everyone expects Taco’s.
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MiserableTennis65465 days ago
+3
And according to Trump, Israel keeps killing everyone that could negotiate.
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4RealzReddit5 days ago
+2
F***** is flailing.
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stonertear5 days ago
-4
Everyone from Iran is dead
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Jaded-Currency-56805 days ago
+2
according to Trump
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Viva_La_Revolucion-5 days ago
+36
Starting to think this is all created by wallstreet propaganda to prop up the bubble they are in
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7943094975 days ago
+14
It's market manipulation. They want the market to go up so they can sell.
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bartz8245 days ago
+2
Polymarket taking bets on how quickly Israel kills Iran's negotiators so it keeps the war going?
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dowdymeatballs4 days ago
+1
Yup Iran already started they have no interest in a temporary ceasefire.
They want a permanent cessation with guarantees against future aggression.
A temporary ceasefire just gives US/Israel a chance to rearm and consolidate forces.
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TriXter695 days ago
+39
Highly doubt this is true, probably mediators or US are pushing this but not Iran
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AmamiHarukIsMaiWaifu5 days ago
+28
>The mediators told the Iranian officials there is no time for further negotiation tactics and stressed the next 48 hours are the last opportunity for them to reach a deal and prevent massive destruction for the country.
Just Pakistan and a couple of other countries trying to push for it. Seems like nothingburger to me.
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InterstellarReddit5 days ago
+12
“Reuters could not immediately verify the report.”
That’s included in the body of the article. That tells you everything
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supercali455 days ago
+16
C***** opening tomorrow
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Bulletloader5 days ago
+5
Closing Friday
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InterstellarReddit5 days ago
+6
What a roller coaster we went from a second closing to 45 day ceasefire
“Reuters could not immediately verify the report.”
This is a nothing burger.
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in_da_tr33z5 days ago
+6
And here’s your Monday Market Manipulation
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Ihavenoideatall5 days ago
+7
One sided push for ceasefire? After that explosive threat?
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Jaded-Currency-56805 days ago
+5
they wana lure the negotiators out so that they can bomb them
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PerfectGanache71345 days ago
+3
Market manipulation. Makes sense why Trump put out that tweet yesterday. Just bread and circus.
Make himself look unhinged, then Iran suddenly wants a ceasefire.
He's really getting desperate.
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Zwischenzug5 days ago
+7
Sure, maybe they can get Iran and the US to pause. In that time, what is Israel up to?
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imanchats5 days ago
+6
Israel will just drag the US back in.
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Zwischenzug5 days ago
+1
Right, so any ceasefire negotiation has to involve Israel. But, if Israel says no, or negotiates in bad faith, there will be no ceasefire.
All comes down to whether Trump is willing to rein the Israelis in. Trump has signs that he wants a ceasefire at times.
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alexunderwater15 days ago
+8
Israel desperately searching for the Iran negotiators GPS coordinates before they make a deal.
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LuminousSnow5 days ago
+2
Coordinates found: the White House..
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RadicalOrganizer5 days ago
+5
What's super cool is: before we started bombing them, we already had a cease fire.
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Mr_HandSmall5 days ago
+2
Another neat part is how the Strait was open before we bombed them. But now it's super hard to open
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SnailLikeAttitude5 days ago
+2
Is that just the mediators or is anyone else involved
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AntitheistArchangel5 days ago
+1
According to the original Axios article, mostly. Basically, it’s a last-ditch attempt by the mediators to prevent the war from escalating. The plan involves a 45-day ceasefire in order to negotiate a permanent end to the war. Axios’ sources say the chances of an agreement are slim, however.
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Away-Effort-76405 days ago
+2
We have reached a state where it is hard to take ceasefire/peace talks in confidence on weekdays/market holidays.
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Anal-buttsex5 days ago
+4
Remember: According to Americans this is more important than fixing healthcare and funding cancer research
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Ko_tatsu5 days ago
+1
Well, that's what you get when you go against a corrupt, integralist, militaristic regime ruled by oligarchs getting rich off the same people they kill in the streets during protests. Iran is no saint either, though
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awesomes0075 days ago
+4
Why would Iran want a ceasefire now? They’ve got the orange fascist by the balls.
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SoulBonfire5 days ago
+3
Surely Israel needs to be in the discussion given they started it, or are they too busy stealing Southern Lebanon now?
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imanchats5 days ago
+10
Israel doesn’t abide by any ceasefires.
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Aknew5 days ago
+4
Totally ignoring the fact of the continuous rocket fire from that area. Typical nonsense comment.
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imanchats5 days ago
+7
What rocket fire coming from Gaza? Israel is still hitting and shooting in Gaza and there’s supposedly a ceasefire there.
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Anthr0pwnagist5 days ago
+1
Absolutely hilarious how the US got played. Israel keeps out of the main Iran conflict, yet still has to be kept in the loop for negotiations.
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Original_Bite65555 days ago
+2
Why would Iran accept a ceasefire if it isn't permanent? He has shown he can't be trusted. He needs to take his head out of his ass and end this war.
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Smok3dSalmon5 days ago
+2
This is to confuse the stock market algos and so Trump can get blood transfusions or whatever he needs for his current health scare.
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[deleted]5 days ago
+3
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PersonalHospital95075 days ago
+3
Ceasefire then open vs Open then ceasefire.
PS: Trump is a {insert appropriate derogatory term}
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emilygrey4eva5 days ago
+3
Trump wanted it to retrieve the downed crew. Reopening the Straits involved asymmetrical conditions with no guarantees the Israelis will honour anything. Would be pointless for the Iranians.
The Chinese and Russians want something permanent.
Fundamentally different things.
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[deleted]5 days ago
+3
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Robj25 days ago
+2
You mean we won't have Doomsday Tuesday bridge day, in your "analysis"?
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ScientistArtistic9175 days ago
+1
Poor old wall street 😭
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I_spread_love_butter5 days ago
+1
Man, Reuters really is becoming slop.
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Cyclone0505 days ago
+1
Now everyone wants to try and save face! This was started at great risk and cost to Iranian citizens, all the combatant soldiers and the global economy as a whole. It has been aimless and futile. It just needs to end. A ceasefire is unlikely to last.
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008Zulu5 days ago
+1
On the first day of the cease fire;
Israel: Iran is weeks away from building a nuke!
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Bushboy20005 days ago
+1
More jawboning and thoughties, trying to soothe the Markets
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BonChance1234 days ago
+1
45 days to get us back on track. 45 points. It's a 45 day, 45 point, one point per day. We get the 45 points, we are back in business!
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DistanceToEmpty4 days ago
+1
Trump and co. seem to have missed the fact that the people in charge in Iran fought and survived an eight-year total war with Iraq.
We're talking Iraq using chemical weapons, Iranians strapping themselves with explosives to attack tanks, years of trench warfare, the tanker war in the Gulf, and hundreds-of-thousands of Iranian dead.
They're not going to roll over because of a month of airstrikes.
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thornzar4 days ago
+1
this is incorrect. Iran rejected the ceasefire, as they should.
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_x_oOo_x_5 days ago
+1
So is it going to be Bridge Day and Desalinator's Day all in one, or a 45-day ceasefire? Which one is it?
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[deleted]5 days ago
+1
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DozingUnderTheSun5 days ago
+1
Damnit, sounds like someone told him Iran barely relies on water desalination.
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PersonalHospital95075 days ago
+1
More CIA disinformation?
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CalligrapherSenior525 days ago
+1
Probably some american official passed a message to Iran through a Pakistani intermediary, which the iranians didn’t even bother to read
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dumboldnoob5 days ago
+1
these posts aren’t fooling anybody. the orange turd is just talking to itself in the mirror
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No_Hana5 days ago
+1
If you could stop playing games with my retirement funds that would be great
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Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat5 days ago
-1
At this point, who the f*** cares. Trump has beaten Americans to a pulp. He seems to also want to beat innocent Iranians to a pulp. Whatever Trump needs to do to feel like he has a 6" d***, get it done for f***'s sake. Then give us all a chance to recover from whatever tiny-d*** Trump decides. Thanks.
-1
Wonderful-Air70485 days ago
Willie hears ya. Willie don't care.
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EgotisticalTL5 days ago
Self-appointed mediators have put forth a proposal. Iran hasn't accepted anything. This is only making headlines for Trump's weekly desperate market manipulations.
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therealallpro5 days ago
-1
Let’s fkn go!
Let’s push thru the finish line here!!!
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