Tuesday afternoon it turns into two-for-one ice cream sundaes, then at 4 he reinstates the blockade, then shuts it down again at 4:20 just because.
463
foggy2211 hr ago
+71
Ole Donny Two-Scoops.
71
JustGottaKeepTrying11 hr ago
+53
Maybe a 69 hour blockade beginning at 4:20?
53
Southern_Loquat_445011 hr ago
+15
At the 'Stems and Seeds' upscale dive bar.
15
Sarcastic_Sanchez10 hr ago
+5
Only if Elon Musk was still in the administration.
5
freedfg11 hr ago
+13
Please, by Thursday he'll be screaming about nuking the strait.
13
Acceptable-Bus-201711 hr ago
+10
Tehran. He can't nuke the strait because as much as he likes to pretend otherwise, it needs to be open for the health of the global economy.
10
Xszit10 hr ago
+5
plus Dubai is right there and you know he respects a people with all that bling bling, so he won't mess with them just based on the fact that he might want to ask about building a Trump Tower there one day.
5
spicychickenandranch10 hr ago
+3
Ah yes, the two-for-one special
3
jarena00911 hr ago
+159
Prediction: there will be no blockade. Iran will continue to let 10-15 ships through per day at their discretion (eg Chinese ships), but Trump will claim we control the Strait nonetheless, and eventually declare victory in a week or two.
We essentially don't have the capability to get close enough to the Strait to enforce a blockade.
159
quats55511 hr ago
+97
He declares victory about every 3 to 4 days, regardless of what’s actually happening. Other than that I believe you are correct.
97
Knowledge_is_Bliss11 hr ago
+16
Yeah, he already "won" a few times over the last few weeks.
16
_uckt_11 hr ago
+22
At what point does the US start to demilitarise? The enormous amount of military spending doesn’t seem to do anything.
22
Best_VDV_Diver10 hr ago
+6
Theres not a will currently to use it to its fullest (thankfully).
6
kirkaracha8 hr ago
+3
A legit question at least since the Department of Defense failed to prevent the 9/11 attacks.
3
KimbaXO11 hr ago
+9
Or they could do a “special blockade” for Trump like the special awards they make people give him to get access. He’ll believe it because it’s good for him, he declares victory and we all go home.
9
Guilty_Cattle_516511 hr ago
+3
Next weekend, Don has a tee time. Sorry rural America! $5 gas. Too bad for you!
3
jarena00911 hr ago
+3
But it was $5.25 under Biden! s/
3
DownhillUphill11 hr ago
+32
Monday before market close
32
obliviousofobvious11 hr ago
+11
Market Manipulation as Foreign Policy.
11
seedless011 hr ago
+11
After TACO's short sell settles.
11
P0Rt1ng4Duty11 hr ago
+43
On Monday a bunch of our ships get hit by drones.
On Tuesday Trump declares that a victory and lifts the blockade.
43
KimbaXO11 hr ago
+8
That will be really sad if it happens.
8
BallBearingBill11 hr ago
+15
Love me some TACO Tuesday market manipulation.
15
blackfocal11 hr ago
+4
Get ready to buy the dip! Hashtag to the moon or whatever they say.
4
Utterlybored11 hr ago
+5
And declares he’s freed the Strait of Trump.
5
Guilty_Cattle_516511 hr ago
+3
Dona has no clue what he has stepped in.
3
ElmerFudGantry11 hr ago
+3
If it even last that long. But we know this for sure - there are gonna be a ton of people shorting oil / buying S&P options an hour before he fires off that tweet.
3
Acceptable-Bus-201711 hr ago
+3
Only after a few conviently timed large bets on polymarkets.
3
Easik11 hr ago
+1930
Why is it always a countdown?
1930
Possible_Ad_409411 hr ago
+2275
So that the elite know when to move their money around prior to taco Tuesday.
2275
MrFishAndLoaves11 hr ago
+346
This guy plebs
346
anon-mally11 hr ago
+68
Just insider at r/wallstreetbets
68
Secret-Squirrel298811 hr ago
+39
Legit, I have zero clue when it comes to this stuff. I don’t even pretend to understand it!
39
Acceptable-Bus-201710 hr ago
+41
You should be in the Epic Fury group chat. They're making tons of money on polymarkets.
41
Double-Show-26258 hr ago
+15
You mean Epstein Fury
15
Acceptable-Bus-20178 hr ago
+11
"EpsteinFiles" was the password for the signal chat group
11
Stand_Up_381310 hr ago
+9
Did the invitation get sent to an Atlantic journalist this time? Or was that just a one-time war-planning “mistake?”
9
littlestevebrule11 hr ago
+31
Us normies need to start buying stonks
31
Possible_Ad_409411 hr ago
+21
I didn't start until my mid-thirties when I gained disposable income. If you can afford to spare a few hundred bucks each month, it really adds up over time.
21
TheForeverUnbanned11 hr ago
+219
Because weak people issue ultimatums. He doesn’t actually know how to negotiate, so he pouts.
219
Bamboozleprime11 hr ago
+128
He has 3 options
1. Make a deal with Iran on Iran’s terms
2. Deploy the vast majority of US military to secure the strait and accept losses on the counts of tens of thousands and probably the biggest global destabilization since WW2
3. Yell and rant on Truth Social
So far he’s only doing #3
128
abofh10 hr ago
+44
And remember #2 threatens China's oil supply - there's a very good chance they just break both blockades and dare the world to shoot at them.
44
koshawk8 hr ago
+11
Indeed, what if Chinese ships show up with PLAN e****** Then what?
11
aldernon10 hr ago
+28
The 4th option, and probably the best potential outcome for the US, is the classic ‘resign and receive a Presidential pardon from JD Vance; then have Vance make a somewhat less friendly deal with Iran, since booting Trump was one of the concessions’ which feels like a likely reason Iran wanted to negotiate with Vance.
Obviously that’s not really an option Trump the Pedobear would consider though.
28
sasquatch_melee9 hr ago
+6
Don't forget use a nuke and start ww3
6
Sweet6-79 hr ago
+7
He can’t even change his own diaper 🤣.
7
mediocre_remnants11 hr ago
+58
Because it's a threat. An empty threat, as usual. The entire world is laughing at him every time he issues a threat like this.
58
Carl-9999911 hr ago
+18
Market manipulation
18
HKN4711 hr ago
+16
Counting down to the opening and closing bells
16
aaronhayes2611 hr ago
+22
When you elect a reality star to the presidency don’t be surprised when everything is suddenly maximally dramatic.
22
Pale-Acanthaceae-7367 hr ago
+3
And that's literally as far back as Trump supporters' memory of him goes. You ask them about what they know of him before that, and they honestly don't know. He's some NYC real estate mogul who made a name for himself, and that's about it.
3
cmm23911 hr ago
+7
Insider trading
7
Roadshell11 hr ago
+9
Because "drama."
9
Corgi_Koala11 hr ago
+5
He's good at threats, not action.
5
yzerman8811 hr ago
+5
I’ll tell ya in two weeks
5
a_case_of_everything11 hr ago
+3
for the taco! adjust positions accordingly /s
3
Awesomeguava11 hr ago
+591
Are we blocking Chinese ships? What the f*** are we thinking?
591
gunner_penguin11 hr ago
+467
Right? What happens if China just sends one of their ships through. No way we sink that. That’s the path right to WW3
467
Spire_Citron11 hr ago
+200
Exactly. How do you stop them? You'd have to be willing to use lethal force. That'd be quite an international incident if you attacked a ship from a country the US isn't currently in conflict with.
200
cheesebrah11 hr ago
+154
Ya sinking a commercial ship carrying oil is not good for anyone. Also the other option siezing it is just as bad.
154
Acceptable-Bus-20178 hr ago
+27
What would they do if they seized it? Sail it all the way to the US? They'd have to e***** it. We would officially be a pirate country. Wouldn't we be the baddies?
27
Ultra_Ginger8 hr ago
+25
I have been hearing that commercial Iranian/Chinese ships are carrying rpgs on them to prevent being boarded and seized after seeing it happen to Venezuelan oil ships.
It creates an impossible situation for the US with an insanely high chance of losing a helicopter full of troops while hovering over the deck of the ship/repeling down and seizing it.
25
P4t13nt_z3r07 hr ago
+16
An impossible situation for the US that we voluntarily put ourselves in. 5D checkers going on.
16
Visual_Collapse7 hr ago
+10
>We would officially be a pirate country
Aren't you already?
10
Sharp_Economy14014 hr ago
+6
>Wouldn't we be the baddies?
Too late for us to not be there. But yeah, that would drive things to a far worse state to provoke China. I'm sure they're already on edge enough with tariffs and how erratic our country's behavior has been recently. I'm so tired of this c***. These are leadership instincts of a broken teenager, at best
6
Lone_Vagrant7 hr ago
+3
Era of pirates is upon us lads.
3
_uckt_7 hr ago
+11
You’ve been the baddies for as long as I can remember.
11
NotYourTypicalGod4 hr ago
+5
I've got a news for you! You've been baddies about 250 years. It started by killing natives and it's been going ever since.
5
Fatesadvent11 hr ago
+38
I don't think China needs to send ships. Just let trump sink the US for awhile longer
38
irishbball4910 hr ago
+49
They know famously never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.
49
CiredFish6 hr ago
+3
I think they literally wrote the book on that.
3
dagbiker10 hr ago
+11
I think they are talking about starting an economic war with one of our biggest trade partners. If they weren't then I am.
11
Lone_Vagrant7 hr ago
+6
Only way to stop a ship in international waters would be to fire on them or board them.
6
linh_nguyen9 hr ago
+6
I feel like we've already kicked off that WW3 path....
6
ghostbannomore4 hr ago
+3
Would be hugely embarrassing for China to directly do something like it.
3
PhortKnight10 hr ago
+9
US entered both of the world wars because of someone sinking ships or ours...
9
kstargate-42511 hr ago
+85
Trump threw a tantrum and literally said "if all ships can't traverse the Strait, No ships can". So the equivalent of "I'm taking my ball home and you can't play".
He's gonna TACO when China, KSA, UAE and others start giving him shit because they can't import/export things. Thats besides the fact that stopping ships traversing legally in international waters is illegal and extremely fucked but we know he doesn't care much about legality
85
clegg20119 hr ago
+8
To be a legal blockade Chinese ships would be included as part of the impartially enforced requirement.
8
HenshiniPrime8 hr ago
+4
He did say they will hunt down any ships who have passed through by paying a toll as well.
4
ledgerdomian5 hr ago
+7
Lots of posts around this, but not a single mention of…how exactly, do you know which ships have paid a toll? I dunno, maybe they’ll fly a toll flag, or helpfully confirm via twitter before leaving port….
7
VanCityPhotoNewbie8 hr ago
+8
If we block any ships from any country, it would be detrimental to US relations....not just by a little.
Iran has no relations with any country in the world. But if they start playing the card "Hey Japan, we wanted to let your ship go through, but the US took it over. Sorry the USA is holding your energy hostage"... it would be a relations nightmare
8
calonto8 hr ago
+4
No, just European.
4
fxkatt10 hr ago
+10
The blockade would be an outright act of war--and an end to the ceasefire.
10
elyfantman11 hr ago
+300
I will start a war to reopen the Strait which was already open before my war and I will do it by using a blockade to stop their blockade.
300
Zeta-2-Reticuli11 hr ago
+88
they also want to secure a nuclear deal we already had
88
splendiferous-finch_6 hr ago
+15
And threaten them with nukes....the thing we claim they will do to us if we let them continue.
15
queefburritowcheese10 hr ago
+21
And mind you, Iran has been totally and utterly defeated, everything destroyed ... but they still hold martial power over the strait.
21
elyfantman9 hr ago
+27
And this gem: Hegseth noted that "the only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping," adding, "It is open for transit should Iran not do that".
27
SanopusSplendidus7 hr ago
+17
"Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
\- The President of the United States of America
17
pcpelste11 hr ago
+406
Just in time for a TACO Tuesday I guess.
Buy right before the closing bell tomorrow after a stock market bloodbath tomorrow morning.
406
AlGAdams11 hr ago
+25
Give me a good premium when I sell CSPs tomorrow.
25
Primedirector311 hr ago
+48
lol bloodbath yeah right. This stock market is the most irrational it’s ever been. I could totally see a green day.
48
Wavelightning11 hr ago
+46
Hormuz has been closed since Feb28, were nearing the 3 month line that causes ripple effects throughout the economy.
Look around wherever you are. The paint on your walls. The shrink wrap on your food. The fertilizer that grew that food.
That’s all stuck on ships right now in the Gulf not moving. If you think $5 gas is bad, wait till everything else does the same thing or worse. Think of it as a manufactured supply crisis worse than COVID, which was a steep drop in demand (and supply of TP).
People forget that the market can go down and stay down for YEARS and stuff like this is why. And those in charge clearly don’t give a flying f***.
46
myburdentobear11 hr ago
+41
I can't remember the person's name but I heard an economist describe Trump's presidency as just a series of massive supply shocks that are poised to completely screw us. Global tariffs, mass deportation of low wage labor, international tourism tanking, this dumb war. All happening in basically his first year. People much smarter than me are saying things are going to get REALLY bad. God help us if he actually gets his way with the Federal Reserve.
41
pcpelste11 hr ago
+11
Yep. The supply chain shock hasn’t been felt yet.
11
Primedirector311 hr ago
+5
Totally agree
5
cavalier201511 hr ago
+5
Except he’s done this so much it’s probably already factored in that he’s going to TACO
5
bad_retired_fairy9 hr ago
+5
Exactly. This is all market manipulation so the rich can get richer.
5
ryanvaughn0111 hr ago
+283
Solving the blockade of the straight....by blockading the straight....🤔😅
283
KtaadnRota11 hr ago
+75
It's the only path to victory here. "It's not your blockade, it's our blockade! See, nobody is going through the strait. Our blockade is a complete success! Nenernenernener!"
75
Global_Channel15118 hr ago
+8
I am genuinely impressed by how dumb this shit is. Like genuinely 15 year old levels of strategic thinking.
8
KrawhithamNZ11 hr ago
+23
Iran can't stop the boats from leaving if the USA stop them from entering.
Check mate, m***********.
23
Awfulmasterhat9 hr ago
+4
It's a big blockade, some would say the biggest. The world has never seen a blockage so big and beautiful.
4
bales198611 hr ago
+17
To be fair, it’s the last thing any rational human being would think of next.
17
lothartheunkind11 hr ago
+94
This guy is gonna cause a worldwide recession
94
Yammyohnine8 hr ago
+36
He doesn't care because he and his buddies will make billions doing it. Crazy that anyone thinks he cares what happens to normal people at this point.
36
Miserablecunt289 hr ago
+18
Depression & Famine
18
dontrike11 hr ago
+78
"If I can't open it than I'll just close it harder!" Because Trump knows he's losing this and has to act like he's winning some part of it. Avatar of narcissism.
78
GaryLifts11 hr ago
+12
I don’t like Trump in the slightest - but it’s clear he thinks that stopping Irans ships or those paying Iran from coming through will strangle their funding an force them to the table.
I don’t think he’s correct and if anything it will piss off allies even more, but it’s not like it’s completely devoid of logic.
12
Fulham-Enjoyer11 hr ago
+17
I see what you’re saying, there is some logic to it, but it’s only surface-level. He must be hoping that no one calls his bluff, because the consequences of boarding or firing on a Chinese tanker that tries to break the blockade would be much much worse than anything that’s happened so far.
17
StormyPassages11 hr ago
+9
DJT's "logic" in closing the strait of Hormuz is that he enjoys stealing 8.3 billion people's gas money. And there's perks in that it's an Epstein distraction, an ICE murder distraction, and a direct way of repaying his oldest donor--Putin--but the thrill of the theft itself is the logic that motivates DJT.
9
Skylarking7711 hr ago
+6
Most things are not devoid of logic if you are allowed to invent your own reality.
6
ViveLaFrance9411 hr ago
+18
Nah, it’s just dumb full stop. He could end this right now, but he is too arrogant.
18
Horse_HorsinAround10 hr ago
+4
None of them involveds goal is to end it, it's to make a profit money or otherwise
Of course if the agressor stopped agressing would work
4
BlackArchon11 hr ago
+6
Nah he is idiotic as hell.
He closed the strait, and it's been days that all the countries in the Middle East are buying a fuckton of trucks to bring oil with the land route. A recent giant traffic jam between Iraq and Syria did confirm that. Sure, it's a trickle compared to ships, but the idea that Iran would stop exports because the Strait is blocked is nuts.
6
dontrike11 hr ago
+5
The only reason they're able to do this now is because Israel commanded him to do this. Had he not attacked at all they wouldn't be able to do this. He could stop it, but his need to seem strong and tough won't let him. He's physically, and mentally, incapable of stopping himself
5
cucci_mane111 hr ago
+26
Trump really sucks as potus. Worst president in US history by far.
26
flint_tower11 hr ago
+25
Nothing says “stable global economy” like announcing a naval blockade days in advance. Guess we’re all about to become amateur energy analysts, might be a good week to actually check your gas tank.
25
a_case_of_everything11 hr ago
+55
Dear Americans,
Kindly get your f****** shit together already. Take out the trash.
\- rest of the planet
55
StretchExtension11 hr ago
+17
I'd like to see how that is enforced. Are they going to attack Iranian ships? So much for a ceasefire.
17
squareplates11 hr ago
+35
Are they going to attack Chinese ships? European ships?
35
Ok_Replacement470211 hr ago
+150
As a vet, I feel sorry for these people having to take orders from a draft-dodging dunce.
150
Spire_Citron11 hr ago
+34
I feel sorry for the ones who refuse and are punished for it.
34
ViveLaFrance9411 hr ago
+37
F*** em. They’re on the side of the aggressor.
37
1000000000000000009111 hr ago
+21
Aren’t these illegal orders? This is another act of war carried out by the agressor.
21
Odd-Row948511 hr ago
+38
Legality of orders and following them or not is much more complex than the black and white situation everyone makes it out to be.
If the orders are in fact illegal and one chooses not to follow them then they can do that. But they will also be court marshalled and sent to lock up until they are either A. Found guilty or B. The orders in which they were issued are found to be illegal and thy are let free. But no matter what the person is risking their career, their safety and so much more over something that most likely is not going to end in their favour.
This isn’t Hollywood and you can’t just ignore orders and say checkmate then drive off into the sunset.
38
1000000000000000009111 hr ago
+8
It seems like the incentives are lined up to stop people from not following an order even if they feel strongly that it is illegal.
8
Brolocene11 hr ago
+12
They're all making their choices.
12
Snick13fritz11 hr ago
+12
How does this help america?
12
lrpfftt11 hr ago
+12
Can we see the bill? How much will this cost taxpayers who are already paying for his tariffs because he doesn't understand how they work?
12
OkWorldliness51727 hr ago
+10
I'm just a bit surprised that the leadership of the US Navy is willing to act as what amounts to pirates on the high seas.
We're supposed to be better than that.
10
BloodNinja201211 hr ago
+9
Iran is going to build a blockade, and America is going to pay for it.
9
SwampYankee11 hr ago
+9
Markets open at 9:30 and blockade starts at 10? Let me guess, another rug pull at 9:45?
9
TheForeverUnbanned11 hr ago
+19
He’s gonna fold like a c**** suit the second china sends a ship through.
19
AutocraticHilarity11 hr ago
+8
No wars? Wars! Crushed them? No fair they won’t surrender! Ceasefire? We basically won! BLOCKADE!?!
8
queefburritowcheese10 hr ago
+5
No more wars?
No, more wars!
5
welivedintheocean11 hr ago
+8
Yo dawg, I heard you like blockades, so we're going to put a blockade on your blockade and now everyone is effed in the a.
8
BiggieMoe0111 hr ago
+25
So how does this work? We open the strait of Hormuz by blocking the strait of Hormuz?
Anyways, TACO by Tuesday.
25
Dunbaratu11 hr ago
+7
Enforcing a blockade means shooting another country's ship when it tries to go through. Firing on a Chinese cargo ship for example, which would start war with China. I do not believe for a second even someone as dumb as Trump actually wants to do that. I suspect this is going to be another TACO stock market manipulation. (Get people to sell off stocks in companies that need passage through the strait to do well. Then have your cronies buy those stocks because they're getting the insider information that it's a bluff, then go back on what you said. Now his cronies own a bigger percentage of the pie than before, on the c****. He's done this pattern before.)
7
trustjosephs11 hr ago
+27
We americans (and the rest of the world) have the rest of 2026, all of 2027, and all of 2028 to get through. Oh God typing that out was even more depressing than it already was
27
ElectronicHold73258 hr ago
+8
It is amazing that Americans still belive that they will have the possibility to vote him out of office.
8
nova2k10 hr ago
+3
Maybe. The last decade has had a whole lot of "unprecedenteds".
3
danimal600011 hr ago
+5
Did Tom Sawyer make you paint his fence?
5
Toadfinger11 hr ago
+5
Can pot pies be put on layaway?
5
elephant35e11 hr ago
+5
And our ships used in the blockade will just be bombed.
5
BalanceOrganic773510 hr ago
+5
Monday Blockade.
TACO Tuesday
5
Pleasant-Shallot-7078 hr ago
+5
Trump wants to just destroy the world economy. At what point is someone near him going to get orders from the real boss to solve this problem?
5
Dragull8 hr ago
+5
Why does US wants to start WW3 so much?
5
Mr1200011 hr ago
+14
This is how you know the deep state is washed. A more competent CIA would've already offended Trump like they did Kennedy, I can't believe this tertiary syphilitic troglodyte has been allowed to molest the money to this degree.
14
8ackwoods11 hr ago
+10
Cia and Russia are working on project 25 and foundations of Geopolitics. Not much else to say
10
Sweatytubesock11 hr ago
+9
The Trump-Epstein Blockade.
9
Negafox11 hr ago
+8
GOP meanwhile just continuing to look the other way as their leader gives zero craps about federal laws, the constitution or international laws. People need to actually show up to vote in midterms and 2028 to throw these clowns out of office and begin the long process of repairing the country and our reputation
8
Raspberries-Are-Evil11 hr ago
+4
How is this not another illegal order?
4
KilllllerWhale11 hr ago
+3
What are they gonna do if ships defy the blockade? Shoot them ?
3
AlGAdams11 hr ago
+4
2026 was written by Monty Python.
4
MechaD1357911 hr ago
+4
Get ready for Market Manipulation Monday.
4
luckylukiec10 hr ago
+5
He will let you through for 2 million dollars just deposit the funds into Trumps personal offshore account
5
dubbleplusgood10 hr ago
+4
Only a few days ago, Little Lord Orange Farquaad threatened to annihilate Iran if they didn't release their hold on the Strait of Hormuz. A 2 week ceasefire was agreed to. Less than 1 week later Trump is now threatening to annihilate the global economy by imposing a full blockade on the Strait of Hormuz.
This isn't 4D chess. It's sheer lunacy fueled by ego. Feel free to repeal the 25th amendment because if this doesn't meet the requirements, nothing else will.
4
vincethered9 hr ago
+5
Suppose China makes a deal with Iran for safe passage.
Is the US going to fire on a Chinese ship???
No, because our POTUS is a chickenshit TACO and everybody but his braindead fans knows it.
The US government is a joke.
Edit 2 hours later:
>The U.S. military said on Sunday that it would blockade any ships “entering or departing Iranian ports and coastal areas,” but said it would allow other ships to transit the Strait of Hormuz, ***hours after President Trump had said the United States would fully block the economically vital waterway***. https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/12/world/iran-war-trump-talks-pakistan/heres-the-latest?smid=url-share
🌮🌮🌮
5
Dineffects8 hr ago
+4
Uhhhh.....didnt we want the straight open? Like as far back as last week?
4
PigFarmer18 hr ago
+4
King Donnie is flexible with his idiotic ideas.
4
vikingwif8 hr ago
+5
US continues to make friends with the rest of the world.
5
MovieGuyMike6 hr ago
+5
So what happens if China decides to throw their weight around? No way the US attacks. Such a scenario would just make America look even weaker than it already does.
5
Citizen-Kang11 hr ago
+8
If this is what winning looks like? It's not quite as glorious as I would have expected...
8
Rejnavick11 hr ago
+7
So a blockade on a blockade? Gotcha
7
Numerous-Positions_511 hr ago
+9
He’ll lift it Monday right before the markets open. Total market manipulation.
9
Mr_Magoo196911 hr ago
+3
Interlocking blockades are clearly the solution to this problem. 😂
3
Robdon32611 hr ago
+3
Why? Didn't we want it open like 6 days ago 🤔
3
im_new_here_420911 hr ago
+3
Why? Why are they doing that
3
hellogoawaynow9 hr ago
+3
China is gonna be mad. And not at Iran.
3
BenGay299 hr ago
+3
Weekly market manipulation.
3
ibrahim_2397 hr ago
+3
To confuse your enemy, one must first confuse themselves - Don Tzu
3
Snapes_underpants5 hr ago
+3
I predict Trump will start charging a hefty fee to allow a ship through the straight but no one will pay it for fear if being blown up by the Iranians and also because they don't like Trump. After a few days of receiving no fee, Trump will angrily jack up the tariffs on countries who refused to pay it which in turn will very quickly cause prices on imports in the US to go up. The price of non-imported goods will then opportunistically be raised. Again.
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ballstein11 hr ago
+2
Guess everyone got their trades in for the rug pull
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Kristopher999911 hr ago
+2
And when Monday comes, the headline will be "On Friday, the US will blockade....."
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LazyLobster11 hr ago
+2
Trump probably: "Yeah, well, I'm gonna start my own blockage, with b********, and hookers!"
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BoosterRead7811 hr ago
+2
There goes the economy only to then be “oh we will stop”
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MrMichaelJames11 hr ago
+2
So we went from someone else blocking it to us blocking it even though we said we couldn’t. What changed in our abilities in a week?
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VegasRoy11 hr ago
+2
China should just line up like 10 of their tankers and say “Hey, we’re coming through”. What’s he going to do - fire on Chinese ships?
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jxj2411 hr ago
+2
The tougher he tries to look, the weaker he appears.
(To those who aren't his cult members.)
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BeenEvery11 hr ago
+2
Clown car administration.
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Illustrious_Listen_611 hr ago
+2
Is it true? He’s trying to manipulating the markets to make his friends and family richer?
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cmm23911 hr ago
+2
He either backs out or invades by next Friday after hours.
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MithrandirMaia11 hr ago
+2
It's like POTUS has no competent advice
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dbandit111 hr ago
+2
As usual, he just vomits a stupid idea to try and get him out of the previous disaster he created, and waits for the media to sanewash it
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wdaloz10 hr ago
+2
Timed perfectly for some market manipulation i see.
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Sandy_Bananas10 hr ago
+2
Can you f****** not please.
Perhaps just implode even more quickly, get it over and done with, do the world a ducking favour.
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Shanknuts10 hr ago
+2
Please also share which Polymarket bets or stock purchases along to his weekly bullshit so some of us can make a few bucks like his insider-trading cronies.
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AlexandriasFolly10 hr ago
+2
So to counter Iran closing the Strait, the US is...also closing the strait?
Some "You can't fire me, I quit!" type shit
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meatsmoothie829 hr ago
+2
Ok so the global economy and millions of human lives are hinging on a game of “Blocksies double blocksies“
What are we doing as a society to let these people run the world?
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Chheaky9 hr ago
+2
Ah I see. So there are concepts of a blockade.
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jebei9 hr ago
+2
If I'm China I send a ship through and dare the US to stop it. Is the US going to board a Chinese ship? Are they willing to sink it?
The reason the blockade is working for Iran is people worry they'll go through with their threat. Trump is crazy but is he that crazy?
I highly doubt it as he knows what it would do to world markets.
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Reasonable-Turn-59409 hr ago
+2
If I can't have the oil no one can waahh
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A_Nonny_Muse8 hr ago
+2
I can see a whole flotilla of Chinese boats just daring trump to try something.
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TheRealSmallBunyan8 hr ago
+2
Dude is going Phantom Menace with it
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An_Odd_Melon7 hr ago
+2
How is there not a single captain, admiral, general, or whatever seeing how stupid this all is?
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moomoo2206187 hr ago
+2
How about the US just fucks off out of all of this? They caused this problem! All they have to do is stop. Leave Iran alone. Leave the Middle East alone! The whole world is being impacted by this bullshit war that had no objective in the first place!
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