“A Colombian lawyer for the cartel did not return a call for comment.”
Thats straight from the onion
4829
TheDotCaptin2 days ago
+628
So they were able to leave a message.
628
seancbo2 days ago
+183
I wonder what their answering machine message is like
183
heybobson2 days ago
+186
"Believe or not! George is not home..."
186
Rauk882 days ago
+75
"George isn't at home."
75
Sirnoobalots1 day ago
+49
"Dave's not here man."
49
TheMaveCan1 day ago
+5
Please leave a messaaage after the beep
5
inosinateVR1 day ago
+51
“For the last time, we are Car TELL, a radio show about cars, we are not the CARTEL. If you have a question about cars, please leave a message after the beep. If you’re just calling to tell us we’re a rip off of car talk, f*** off”
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Slamtilt_Windmills1 day ago
+12
Don't drug like my brother
Don't drug like MY brother!
12
DeusSpaghetti1 day ago
+2
This is MARTOK with CAH TALK.
2
DookieShoez2 days ago
+31
Found it
https://youtu.be/0c-IcuUC1fg
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BWWFC1 day ago
+7
with relevant extra material (and no tracking ?=si): [https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0)
7
mansock182 days ago
+20
Sinaloa Cartel, we're more like a family. Please leave a message
20
Double_Resort_92232 days ago
+15
The machine is still on, Marla
15
fromouterspace11 day ago
+5
Holy shit. Nice work, the Latin Jack Ryan
5
iusethisatw0rk2 days ago
+20
Probably one of those goofy makes you think they just can’t hear you recordings. Classic silly cartel
Or the George Tekai one from Community
20
inplayruin1 day ago
+5
"If you are calling because you are experiencing an emergency shortage of cocaine, please hang-up and call your local dealer immediately."
5
fromouterspace11 day ago
+17
“Press one for the press office. Press two for 10 kilos or more. Press three for contract killing. Press four for covert travel all over the world. If you need further assistance please stay on the line until we kill your family”
17
StudMuffinNick2 days ago
+94
Gets a voicemail "the cartel fully denies the murder and have no knowledge on the whereabouts of any potential bodies"
"But that wasn't the question"
Click
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No_Hunt25071 day ago
+8
Pretty sure that's their voice mail message
8
Mirria_1 day ago
+6
Welcome to Cartel Law LLC
If you are an agent of the CIA, DEA or other American Federal institution, press Nine now.
To inquire on the status of loved ones, press One.
To pay the ransom for a loved one, press Two.
To negociate the ceding of your lands for Cartel usage, press Three.
To secure passage rights on Cartel lands, press Four.
To discuss business opportunities, press Five.
To discuss political opportunities, press Six.
To commission services of Cartel enforcers, press Seven.
To claim a bounty issued by the Cartel, press Eight.
To plead for mercy, please hang up and start praying.
6
SpiritualB0x32 days ago
+72
Was that Saul Goodman?
72
DookieShoez2 days ago
+127
Nah, it was his columbian brother in law, Itso Kayman.
127
Defiant-Peace-4932 days ago
+33
... All this time, and I never noticed the joke.
33
thatswhathemoneysfor1 day ago
+15
hank points it out and acknowledges it when him and gomez interview saul in BCS, could see how you wouldn't get it if you only watched BB tho
15
lacegem1 day ago
+8
I also think Saul mentions it himself in one of the Chicago scenes, but I can't remember when.
8
Greatest-Comrade1 day ago
+4
He definitely does, he literally goes: “Sa-ul Good-man”
Idk which scene but i definitely remember him saying that explicitly
4
Debalic1 day ago
+2
Holy shit.
2
AcesCharles21 day ago
+8
Jeff Winger did get his law degree from Colombia 🤔
8
Jaytho1 day ago
+2
Yeah and now he has to get one from America.
2
fromouterspace11 day ago
+3
lol I never caught that until Hank said it that one episode. Classic Jimmy
3
DiggThatFunk2 days ago
+18
Well, yeah, he's on a trip with Raoul Duke covering the Mint 400 in Vegas
18
fromouterspace12 days ago
+8
I have that book personally autographed:)
8
DiggThatFunk2 days ago
+4
Holy shit, I'm envious! I share a birthday with the man himself, HST... one day i should prob find myself a signed copy of one of his works!
4
fromouterspace12 days ago
+10
It says “Dear (my name) good luck in Prague, I’m on your side”.
Never met him, never been to Europe
10
DiggThatFunk2 days ago
+2
Lmao, amazing
2
TrickySnicky1 day ago
+5
The Onion is a redundancy with a government as openly inept, hypocritical, opaque and kleptocratic as this
5
TurtlePaul1 day ago
+5
It sounds like a joke but I am pretty sure it is a journalistic guideline to ask for comment from someone who is being defamed in your article. Imagine they published an article critical of you and they never even let you know about it.
5
d3vilm4n602 days ago
+1147
Surprising Trump didnt confiscate it for himself since he loves gold or will he take the proceeds!!
1147
stink3rb3lle2 days ago
+450
>will he take the proceeds!!
He already moved $10b into his personal accounts, he's going to need to do a lot more money laundering for the cartels before he even makes that back.
450
amateur_mistake1 day ago
+82
Any time trump or one of his cronies has mentioned Fort Knox, I immediately assume they are trying to get the gold out of there somehow.
82
Caleb_Reynolds1 day ago
+35
Is Fort Knox checked by a third party? How do we know he hasn't already?
35
DillBagner1 day ago
+19
It's possible it's already been cleared out before even his first term. It hasn't been inspected by anyone since 1974 , and even that was just a visit by some of congress, not an actual audit.
19
panchoh121 day ago
+8
Source: trust me bro.
8
Indianapols1 day ago
+14
Imagine having the ability to find information yourself instead of relying on every single comment to provide a source for basic information
14
DillBagner1 day ago
+14
Welcome to the internet where you can choose to read about anything you want.
14
alkali1121 day ago
+14
The thing that gets me about this is: Why would he want $10b? He’s almost dead, his family is already set up for life, he’s causing himself considerably more stress than he already has, and he can’t pay his way out of ruining his image at this point. So, what’s the objective here? Like, whatever you want to do personally, $15m could cover all of it for the next 2-8 years of your life. $10b is just absurd.
Edit: I said $15m. I guess it would be closer to $250m for someone used to being waited on hand-and-foot, but it’s still ridiculous.
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techieman341 day ago
+23
It’s not about the money, it’s about the power. They’re paying him bribe money to bless their activities. Companies and people giving him gold trinkets, made up awards, or straight cash are all bowing down to kiss the ring.
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alkali1121 day ago
+8
That’s also strange to me. He’s already the most powerful person on earth, why would he care? I guess I don’t understand narcissistic behaviors, but it’s just wild that someone wouldn’t want a peaceful life at that age. I want a peaceful life now, and I’m in my late 30s.
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d3k3d1 day ago
+13
"Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king. And the King ain't satisfied 'til he owns everything."
- Bruce Springsteen
13
Dalisca1 day ago
+6
I feel like he's being blackmailed or is deeply in debt to someone and is trying to prevent being dragged out of the WH and into a cell. Maybe crippling the IRS further might enable easier doctoring of records. It's always self-preservation or self-enrichment with him.
6
ForensicPathology1 day ago
+3
He is a cartel.
3
Obvious-Hunt192 days ago
+64
“The whole world is a c*****. It is what it is”
64
darybrain2 days ago
+36
So he's trying to bankrupt it?
36
Traveling_Solo1 day ago
+9
In that case I hope trump does run it! He's the only person in the world to manage to bankrupt casinos (plural) 😂😂😂
9
walls_rising1 day ago
+15
He will bankrupt the world but everyone will suffer immeasurably in the process..
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JonBirdmain2 days ago
+45
Who says he hasn't
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CircumcisedSpine1 day ago
+18
don't forget that the Secretary of the Interior went to Venezuela and flew back with ~~$100bn~~ in gold.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/25/venezuela-gold-burgum-trump-rodriguez-maduro.html
**EDIT** Oops... *M*illion. Not *B*illion. Thank you for the corrections!
Edit 2: Also, still insane.
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pizzasoup1 day ago
+14
$100 Million, that's a factor of 1000x difference.
14
Muvseevum1 day ago
+10
The difference between $100 million and $100 billion is basically $100 billion.
10
Binge_Gaming1 day ago
+2
Hey now, the average person will never see a million let alone a billion in their lifetime. What difference does it really make? /s
2
fatbob422 days ago
+17
He loves gold! The smell of it! The taste of it!
17
Captain_Mazhar2 days ago
+9
Sadly there was no unfortunate smelting accident.
9
Lucius-Halthier2 days ago
+16
A bunch of the gold comes from illegal mines that slowly poisons the workers, he’s happy to just have the suffering
Does he love gold or does he think it's a status symbol that will impress rubes?
2
airfryerfuntime2 days ago
+1
Well now he knows about it, so I'm sure he's already rubbing his hands together.
1
TigerUSA202 days ago
+1
He could have used it for his golden Trump Cell Phones “coming soon”
1
Cultural_Meeting_2402 days ago
+337
nothing says freedom like laundering cartel gold into liberty coins.
337
kylo-ren1 day ago
+21
And the drugs are still winning the war on drugs.
21
Fecal_thoroughfare2 days ago
+683
If I was any country that owned gold in US vaults I'd be gtfo yesterday
683
KeyedFeline2 days ago
+173
When they get rid of their gold they just sell it to the US and buy new gold in their own country
173
Fecal_thoroughfare2 days ago
+124
Yeah I've heard that after reading about France recently that usually when a country sells gold stock it's usually just moved from one vault in Fort Knox etc to the purchasing countries vault at the same location. Makes more sense than shipping hold across the world.
Either way any country that has the confidence that this administration is trustworthy enough to leave a commodity that valuable in their hands and wants to purchase it from me, more power to them.
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HowObvious2 days ago
+32
France was also swtiching to EU standard gold when they did this, so there was no reason to transport the gold if they had to sell it anyway to make the switch.
32
YerMomsClamChowder1 day ago
+11
what's EU standard gold?
11
EtherealPheonix1 day ago
+9
for bars it's at least 99.5% purity, the stuff they had previously was of various levels of purity having been minted over the centuries when standards were different with much of it being in the 91% range. Modern bars are often around 99.9% gold.
9
Overly_Underwhelmed1 day ago
+42
it speaks more that one language
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Overwatchingu1 day ago
+13
It’s measured in metric units instead of football fields.
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NoFaithlessness9511 day ago
+6
That's just because they're too poor to measure their gold in football fields
6
Overwatchingu1 day ago
+6
To be fair, it’s only about a half dozen old white guys in the USA that have that much gold. The rest of America is still waiting for it to trickle down to them like a golden shower.
6
Choyo1 day ago
+2
In their own way, they're getting golden showered alright tho.
2
BlueRibbonPac2 days ago
+55
You're not the only one with concerns
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/commodities/articles/france-pulls-15b-gold-us-171300099.html
https://www.kitco.com/news/article/2026-01-26/our-gold-no-longer-safe-feds-vaults-german-lawmakers-and-economists-renew
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pmacnayr1 day ago
+11
> “We have a trustworthy and reliable partner in the Fed in New York for the storage of our gold holdings,” Bundesbank President Joachim Nagel said at a press conference in February, and he repeated amidst the trade tariff fallout in April. “It does not keep me awake at night. I have complete confidence in our colleagues at the American central bank.”
They seem super concerned
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InformationHorder2 days ago
+38
France just said that was their plan.
38
maxxspeed572 days ago
+15
France just did.
15
DividedState1 day ago
+20
That is why they need the gold. France already sold their gold and rebought it elsewhere to bring it home. Germany wants it back until the end of next year.
The problem is, the gold doesn't exist, it was sold a long time ago to work with it. Now that the Gold is supposed to be returned the US has to rebuy it or admit that the vaults are empty resulting in bankruptcy, which would mean chaos and potentially the loss of credibility, which would mean the loss of the petrodollar and a trillion dollar debt bubble to explode.
20
jigsaw10241 day ago
+6
The US has already lost the petrodollar.
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meatspace1 day ago
+20
Oil is still primarily traded in us dollars on the day you posted this comment.
20
jigsaw10241 day ago
+12
And more trades are happening on a regular basis in other currencies, than in the past.
It will be a slow decline, as trading in dollars is still much easier, but peak petrodollar has past.
There is only a slim chance that they can recoup that before they are no longer the primary currency for trading.
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meatspace1 day ago
+3
I am sad that I totally agree with you on all those points.
3
morfraen2 days ago
+4
As if there's any actual gold left in US vaults. They probably looted that all last year.
4
DividedState1 day ago
+10
Looted, no. They leveraged it 10 to 100 times. It is basically unclear who owns it by now.
10
PurpleSailor1 day ago
+2
A few countries have taken their gold out like France who recently moved 129 tonnes of gold, valued at roughly $15 billion, out of the Federal Reserve. If you bankrupt casinos and cause a few Banks to go out of business because they made bad loans to you it's not going to give people with some brains that warm fuzzy feeling about you.
2
BisquickNinja2 days ago
+113
Yay... I guess the US is now into money laundering....
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sly-31 day ago
+29
and blowing up "rivals" on the open ocean. It's less of a war crime and more of a business decision.
29
JDGumby1 day ago
+17
> U.S. Mint ~~Buys~~ *Launders* Drug Cartel Gold and Sells It as ‘American’ (Gift Article)
Fixed that for 'em.
17
TheSilentPrince2 days ago
+51
So the US is just happily associating with all the baddies now, eh? Bad countries, criminal enterprises; I'm guessing any/all terrorists too at this point. It's *very clear* who is the new "Axis of Evil".
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poolclap2 days ago
+16
No they're just more brazen and careless and upfront about it these days than before
16
Wonderful-Process7922 days ago
+198
"Each is stamped with an icon like the bald eagle, signifying the government’s guarantee, required by law, that the gold is 100 percent American."
This is the entire crux of the article, but it evidently is not the case. Here is the law: "(3) The Secretary shall acquire gold for the coins issued under section 5112(i) of this title by purchase of gold mined from natural deposits in the United States, or in a territory or possession of the United States, within one year after the month in which the ore from which it is derived was mined. The Secretary shall pay not more than the average world price for the gold. *In the absence of available supplies of such gold at the average world price, the Secretary may use gold from reserves held by the United States* to mint the coins issued under section 5112(i) of this title. The Secretary shall issue such regulations as may be necessary to carry out this paragraph”.
"gold from reserves held by the United States" just means gold that we have. These reserves are not asserted to be freshly mined gold from the US. They are just gold, from whatever source.
So this law isn't a "guarantee" the gold is 100% sourced in the US, what it is, is a gimme to the mining industry that the government must preferentially buy from them if they are willing to sell at the market price.
This is the NYT, and I am not a lawyer and not a professional fact checker like they have, so I wish they could rebut this.
As it stands, it seems like the main point of the article is the US is trading in gold that is "dirty" because of its origin. But unless you're going to continuously police the gold trade from ore to ingots, it would seemingly be trivial to circumvent any law about where gold can come from. It's an atomic element, it can be melted and mixed to obscure any trace remnants that might identify its source.
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turkish_gold2 days ago
+44
I think the problem is they identified the source prior to purchasing, or were made aware while transfers were still on going.
44
Romdeau02 days ago
+65
Whether it's legal or not maybe the US government shouldn't be in the money laundering business regardless?
65
ChaoticScrewup1 day ago
+6
I don't think the courts would generally look at buying international gold to label it "reserves" before immediately using it to mint coins as aligning with the law, but it doesn't sound like they even try to do that, they just mingle gold from everywhere and call it American, before selling to the mint, which does not sound compliant at all.
6
ethanct1 day ago
+8
My guess was that it's the fact private organizations and banks can't work with those that are listed as "terrorist organizations" but the US Mint is. Am I wrong? I wish NYT explained in detail why it was illegal
8
joshyeetbox1 day ago
+3
Look up OFAC. That’s the Office of Foreign Assets Control. They’re the ones who control sanctioned persons lists and say what financial organizations can do.
3
RhythmsaDancer2 days ago
+22
You're ok with sending us dollars to drug cartels? Because that's the issue. Not... whatever it is you're arguing.
22
DaHolk1 day ago
+13
Whether you, him or I are 'ok' with it, wasn't what they were talking about.
They were pointing out that the claim "that they state something that isn't true" isn't technically speaking true, because in reality there is a legal loophole. IF they don't have enough, they can fill up out of the reserve, and that reserve is not held to the same standard.
It's not "They aren't allowed to buy it, because". They ARE allowed to buy it from the reserve, which isn't held to that standard.
What people THINK of it isn't relevant to the distinction between "this is against the rules" and "this isn't against the rules, the rules just don't actually say what some might have thought they said".
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fevered_visions1 day ago
+3
> "Each is stamped with an icon like the bald eagle, signifying the government’s guarantee, required by law, that the gold is 100 percent American."
>
> This is the entire crux of the article, but it evidently is not the case. Here is the law: "(3) The Secretary shall acquire gold for the coins issued under section 5112(i) of this title by purchase of gold mined from natural deposits in the United States, or in a territory or possession of the United States, within one year after the month in which the ore from which it is derived was mined. The Secretary shall pay not more than the average world price for the gold.
Can somebody ELI5 why anybody cares where the gold came from here?
Like yeah, I get that on a personal ethical level people may want it not to be "conflict diamond"-type gold, but why is this a law that Congress passed, as long as we physically hold the gold in Fort Knox?
3
Policeman3331 day ago
+8
The article answered the question. The law was specifically made to avoid buying gold from Apartheid South Africa and insulate America from human right abuses.
8
Alarmed_Guarantee1402 days ago
+9
This guy seems to be the only one taking this seriously.
9
WCland1 day ago
+2
What I don’t understand is the demand. Aren’t gold coin mintings entirely optional? The mint isn’t required by law to mint a certain amount of gold coin, afaik, so why the need to take from the reserves?
2
genreprank1 day ago
+3
>unless you're going to continuously police the gold trade from ore to ingots
It can't be prohibitively hard. Canada does this for their gold coins. You can get a coin made from gold from a single mine.
Here's another fun fact. Some of the proceeds for US coins go to paying down the national debt
3
eldomtom21 day ago
+3
> As it stands, it seems like the main point of the article is the US is trading in gold that is "dirty" because of its origin. But unless you're going to continuously police the gold trade from ore to ingots, it would seemingly be trivial to circumvent any law about where gold can come from. It's an atomic element, it can be melted and mixed to obscure any trace remnants that might identify its source.
Are you going to seriously claim that policing the commodities trade is pointless?
3
DownwardFacingBear1 day ago
+2
“Gold reserves” does not mean “Any gold the government can buy”
Even if it did, they’re clearly violating the spirit of the law by laundering gold through the reserve system.
2
Echo_one1 day ago
+11
"The easier it is to sell this gold on the world’s legitimate exchanges, the easier it is to make war, sustain an autocracy, launder money or destroy the environment."
The Trumps Administrations favorite things. I doubt they will be the ones to even consider putting any kind of oversight to where the US gets its gold from.
11
foo_fight3r1 day ago
+9
There's your stupid war on drugs.
Meanwhile Mexico is suffering from the violence of the cartels, product of the US consumption, and also the war on drugs they forced on us back in the 2010s.
9
nvoima1 day ago
+8
Turns out "tough on crime" was a typo all along. Tough in crime is what republicans meant.
8
elephant35e1 day ago
+14
MAGA: “Kill all drug cartels!”
Also MAGA: buys stuff from drug cartels
14
Not_Cleaver1 day ago
+3
This seems to have been ongoing for over 25 years. It seems bizarre to blame it solely on the Trump Administration.
3
elephant35e1 day ago
+2
Well its recent appearance made it seem like it was a recent issue.
2
JonBirdmain2 days ago
+88
Is this really news? What’s the next headline “U.S. Sells Guns To Drug Cartels/Terrorist organization.” ?
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No_Angle_81062 days ago
+44
What’s Ollie North up to these days anyways?
44
JonBirdmain2 days ago
+38
He is on Fox News
38
Hootinger2 days ago
+13
Yep. The understood gentleman's agreement was that North take the fall for Reagan and as a thank you, he would be guaranteed work. Roger Ailes hired North in 1996-ish precisely because he fell on sword for St. Ronald.
13
MaplePoutineRyeBeer1 day ago
+2
The American Dad video has aged well after 20 years
2
tenaciousdeev1 day ago
+4
He actually married his former secretary and co-conspirator Fawn Hall
last year. All in all he had a pretty successful post-treason career.
4
SolarAU2 days ago
+35
Sensationalist journalism!!.. oh wait they actually did that
35
Due_Warthog7252 days ago
+8
lol "sell"
we gave them away operation fast and furious
8
Cs78988601 day ago
+5
Most American headline I’ve read today
5
Moosyfate171 day ago
+4
...so far
4
uniklyqualifd1 day ago
+7
Then there's the gold moved from Venezuela.
7
therealdavidwiley1 day ago
+7
So the U.S. fences gold for drug cartels.
7
Most_Alps1 day ago
+5
This was probably how the cartels made change when they bought billions in cocaine with all the Venezuela oil money. The depths these dipshit losers are sinking this country to are literally unfathomable
5
Substantial_Back_8652 days ago
+4
You’d be surprised how common it is for the US mint and honestly the entire gold industry to buy illegal gold. All of the firms are trading “blood gold” and even in the most egregious cases the guys only get like a month in county. The gold industry doesn’t care at all about ethics and it’s an open secret.
4
seweso2 days ago
+4
Stealing wealth from other sounds American to me.
4
pentaquine2 days ago
+3
Nothing is more American than selling robbed goods.
3
AGrandNewAdventure1 day ago
+5
Being the Government and buying, then selling, drug money seems like the most American type of thing, honestly.
5
Deep_Half61231 day ago
+4
I mean they do it with the oil they stole from Venezuela. Every terrorist state those this, why is this surprising to anyone?
4
realKevinNash1 day ago
+4
DOJ blatantly allowing illegal actions.
4
JavarisJamarJavari1 day ago
+4
Another day, another grift.
4
Antares_B1 day ago
+3
this isn't even that big of a deal. special forces have been dealing drugs with cartels for decades... they even train cartel members in operations and combat technique.
3
HotBrownFun2 days ago
+8
Those Trump coins need gold after all [1].
[1] Federal law prohibits living people being featured in coins
8
Duane_1 day ago
+15
I don't see where the logic gap is. What's the problem? The United States is responsible for every functioning cartel after 1953.
That gold is as American as all the crack in inner city neighborhoods in the 80's.
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TrickySnicky1 day ago
+3
So people voted for this?
3
Duane_1 day ago
+8
No, nobody votes for soft powers or CIA coups. They just happen regardless.
If we got to vote on it - or if it were made knowable to everyone, at least - they probably would have just hung Allen Dulles some time in the 50's instead of couping countries after Iran, 1953.
Kennedy wanted to reign in the CIA after they fucked up the Bay of Pigs incident, so they killed him instead.
8
skivian1 day ago
+3
they voted in Ronald Reagan, and that's the guy that's fucked everything up.
every time you see one of those "this is how bad the USA has gotten" graphs, look for 1980, you'll almost always see the beginning right after
3
silent_thinker2 days ago
+3
Most of us regular folk can only afford ~~drug cartel~~ silver.
And that spiked in price too.
3
desertrock622 days ago
+3
None of that commie gold. Just good ol’ American capitalist gold.
3
teknomedic1 day ago
+3
I'd recommend testing any precious metals bought from the government under this administration
3
Kevin6867661 day ago
+3
Which is worth more per ounce gold or pure cocaine?
Not cut cocaine pure cocaine.
3
The_Flint_Metal_Man1 day ago
+3
“Drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators AROUND THE WORLD!”
3
Area51_Spurs2 days ago
+2
American cash —> cartels —> cartel gold —> America —> American cash
2
Zapdo0dlz2 days ago
+2
Wait wait i thought we were getting rid of all the bad drug people !!!! /s
2
ivmo712 days ago
+2
Not surprised at all. And that gold is probably colombian.
2
DamianSicks2 days ago
+2
No corruption to see here folks…keep moving along.
2
HumidMind2 days ago
+2
Bummer for the suckers who paid the premium price per oz of overminted AGEs or Buffalo with their false marketing claim of fresh 'Murican gold.
As a collector of old Mexican pesos and Libertads, i am chuckling.
2
NoBonus69691 day ago
+2
They switched from cocaine to forcing people to mine gold from water sources under threat of execution
2
Toddcraft1 day ago
+2
I'm surprised they actually bought it and didn't steal it like the oil.
2
Shumina-Ghost2 days ago
+6
You know, I never examined the possibility that things are so off the rails, so out-of-the-blue, banana pants eat your own shit crazy actual reality could be.
I don’t know what I could do differently if I had.
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Kevclown4172 days ago
+2
They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison Oh
Following the rights movements, you clamped down with your iron fists Drugs became conveniently available for all the kids Following the rights movements, you clamped down with your iron fists Drugs became conveniently available for all the kids
I buy my crack, I smack my b**** Right here in Hollywood Nearly two million Americans are incarcerated In the prison system, prison system of the U.S.
They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison For you and me to live in Another prison system Another prison system Another prison system For you and me
Minor drug offenders fill your prisons, you don't even flinch All our taxes paying for your wars against the new non-rich Minor drug offenders fill your prisons, you don't even flinch All our taxes paying for your wars against the new non-rich
I buy my crack, I smack my b**** Right here in Hollywood The percentage of Americans in the prison system Prison system has doubled since 1985
They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison For you and me to live in Another prison system Another prison system Another prison system For you and me For you and I, you and I, you and I, you and I They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison for you and me Oh, baby, you and me
Oh, oh All research and successful drug policy Shows that treatment should be increased Oh And law enforcement decreased While abolishing mandatory minimum sentences Oh All research and successful drug policy Shows that treatment should be increased Oh And law enforcement decreased While abolishing mandatory minimum sentences Utilizing drugs to pay for secret wars around the world Drugs are now your global policy, now you police the globe
I buy my crack, my smack my b**** Right here in Hollywood Drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal Corporate sponsored dictators around the world
They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison They're tryna' build a prison For you and me to live in Another prison system Another prison system Another prison system For you and me For you and I, you and I, you and I, you and me They're tryna build a prison They're tryna build a prison They're tryna build a prison for you and me Oh, baby, you and me
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bugsyramone2 days ago
+4
Man, System of a Down is fantastic.
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Key_Tomato_52162 days ago
+3
NGL that is the most American thing I have seen in a while.
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ozzalot2 days ago
+3
This reminds me of the fact that Coca Cola is still able to flavor their products with coca leaf because our government runs a facility in New Jersey that takes the cocaine out of the leaf. 🤔
Edit: 😳
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Sorry-Climate-79821 day ago
+2
With the current administration am surprised dental gold from graves isn't showing up...
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PeaceLovess2 days ago
+1
So The Beast In Me on Netflix but in real life
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Historical-Ant-30362 days ago
+1
Wow how very inclusive of them! /s
Edit:/s
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RevWaldo2 days ago
+1
I'm more *gold is five grand an ounce!? WTF happened? How do I not already know this?*
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lilbro932 days ago
+1
>The Mint has said, in response to internal audits, that its gold counts as American because its suppliers offset any foreign gold with American gold. If the Mint buys a ton of gold, for example, it expects the supplier to buy that much American gold at some point.
U.S. law makes no allowance for this kind of trade-off. And for decades, the Mint has not enforced that provision or even asked its suppliers to comply, the Treasury’s inspector general found.
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Capital_Historian6852 days ago
+1
Yeah, probably buys gold mined by ISIS in the DRC, etc., too. Not exactly news, but I guess not a bad reminder.
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Lost_Garden73681 day ago
+1
I wish they still ran stories like this on news shows such as Dateline and 20/20.
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thaeadran1 day ago
+1
"Gold comes from the core of the earth"
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fuzzycuffs1 day ago
+1
Well once it buys the gold doesn't it become American gold? /S
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Uncle_Hephaestus1 day ago
+1
been doing it for so long. us foundries only care enough to now break major laws
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VoidOmatic1 day ago
+1
So that's why he flew in those drug kingpins.
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DifferentSquirrel5511 day ago
+1
That's so American they should make 4th of July banners of it to sell at Dollar Tree.
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WeakTransportation3723 hr ago
+1
“Colombia’s biggest cartel, the Clan del Golfo, traffics in gold alongside cocaine […] Illegal miners deforest and pollute the Amazon, poisoning people there with mercury.”
Can we invest in pressed coins of eco-friendly marching powder instead?
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