Trump will bring in Sarah Huckabee Sanders to be the new secretary. She has been on several cruises and knows the oceans.
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Mrjlawrence2 days ago
+338
She dragging that podium of hers with her
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sonic_couth2 days ago
+98
No dragging necessary. It’s on wheels!
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FnordRanger_52 days ago
+45
Better be for 20k
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HoratioPornBlower2 days ago
+36
I forgot about that. I was picturing the SNL rolling podium when they were taking the piss out of Spicer.
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Apprehensive_Map2842 days ago
+2
Mellisa McCarthy! Hilarious as Spicer!
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Mikestopheles2 days ago
+1
Let's see Paul Allen's podium
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Tome_Bombadil2 days ago
+7
Fuckers motorized or has 4 indentured Serbs(serfs, but autocorrect said f*** history) to carry it for her "staff"/polyandrist harem.
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Heimerdingerdonger2 days ago
+12
Indentured Serbs? Why? I thought she wanted to Make America Croat Again ...
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SpleenBender2 days ago
+2
Just like her goalpost!
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M4rkusD2 days ago
+2
Huckabee has wheels?
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pchlster1 day ago
+1
If Huckabee had wheels, she'd be a bicycle?
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thehalfwit2 days ago
+2
I thought that was Spicey's podium.
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sonic_couth2 days ago
+3
No idea. They all blend together like a demonic voltron-ish beast in my head.
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fruitloop000012 days ago
+67
He's giving the job to Noem so she can shoot dolphins
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Draano2 days ago
+6
Surely not on porpoise?
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2dTom2 days ago
+48
Nah, Lindsay Graham.
If anyone knows about cruising, it's him.
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flushy782 days ago
+17
And Seamen
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Yabutsk2 days ago
+61
Nope, his replacement is much better than that, it's Hung Cao.
His passion project is sounding the alarm on how witchcraft has taken over California and spreading to Virginia, seriously.
He believes Christians need to mobilize across the nation to stop the spread of wiccan witches.
Another batshit crazy appointment by Trump
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Note-4-Note2 days ago
+14
Man, I thought you were just being silly. 😔
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Memitim2 days ago
+7
The safest assumption when it comes to conservatives is that the dumbest explanation is probably the true one.
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JustHereForCookies172 days ago
+4
I live near Virginia & Cao's TV campaign ads were *wild* in 2022 & 2024.
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Randomfactoid422 days ago
+4
Most Virginians remember his various campaigns. The ads were CRAZY! Witches! Witches everywhere!
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galaapplehound2 days ago
+4
Oooo, Satanic Panic part 2 huh? I just recovered my archive of Satanic Panic literature from my parent's house. I'm ready motherfuckers.
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uneducatedexpert2 days ago
+11
Whale, whale, whale, it’s about time.
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guttanzer2 days ago
+3
I'll take anyone with a brain that will listen to the experts and protect them from Trump's fits of grandeur.
Ship acquisitions are measured in decades, not months or years. All Trump can do in a couple of years is to screw things up. All that has to happen is for the work to continue below Trump's threshold of perception. That should be easy; if he drifts into talking Navy just mention his birthday arch or his throne room and watch him ping-pong his way into his happy corner.
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justbrowsinginpeace2 days ago
+2
she also floats because she is a witch
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Ritaredditonce2 days ago
+4
And she can bring her expensive lectern.
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JimJamYimYam2 days ago
+1
Some say the best cruises
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Braiseitall2 days ago
+1
She might actually be more qualified than Phelan was
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Sprinkle_Puff2 days ago
+1
She studied cartography!
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MasterOfManyWorlds2 days ago
+3
"Obviously this blue part is the land..."
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bruxaakelarre2 days ago
+1
She’s qualified as a 🐳
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Accidental-Hyzer2 days ago
+1
She knows all about the parts with big water, ocean water.
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HookedOnBoNix2 days ago
+1
Is it bad that I read the first line and had no idea if it was satire or not. It wouldn't even phase me if he did.
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Civil_Tea_325022 hr ago
+1
Like the ship, she likes to go down.
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mtnbike22 days ago
+1
She’s also went on a whale watch once. She was the whale.
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Stunning_Mast20012 days ago
+507
One of Epstein’s associates. Really under explored by the media just how many Epstein people trump stuffed in his admin— probably best way to keep them all quiet. Wild.
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gwazmalurk2 days ago
+138
The new nominee to replace Powell at the Fed: in the Epstein Files.
Warsh?
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OwnEstablishment11942 days ago
+54
Has money tied with Epstein
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NWStormbreaker2 days ago
+39
Yup, multiple flights on Lolita Express
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P20292 days ago
+15
I think Trump learned about the concept and word "leverage" by taking all the Epstein material from the FBI and using it to create fully compliant people in key positions.
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Still-Cash15992 days ago
+6
This doesn't make sense because he was leveraging their guilt before he had access to the FBI. He most likely has his own pile of direct evidence from the parties where the host was buying infants from the lower east side.
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Dolphin_King211 day ago
+1
Was this the witchcraft guy from earlier?
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99posse2 days ago
+800
Apparently Iran is causing more regime changes to the US than the other way around
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masstransience2 days ago
+161
Just not the one we’re all hoping for… yet.
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frankentriple2 days ago
+98
A man walks up to the same newsstand every day and glances at all the newspapers, checks all the headlines, then walks away without buying a paper. Every day he does the same thing, scans teh headlines then walks away.
One day the merchant asks him "what are you looking for that you check the headlines every day?"
"I'm looking for an obituary"
"Silly man, the obituaries are in the back!"
"Not the one I'm looking for."
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zevonyumaxray2 days ago
+16
I have seen this joke as referencing Stalin, but I wonder how far back it actually goes.
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Takemyfishplease2 days ago
+5
Sargon of Akkad. Dude was a d***.
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Human_1707162 days ago
+3
Naw, a lot of people cheered when Ea-Nasir died too finally; f***** still owed people money for his shitty copper
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SuperRonnie22 days ago
+3
Absolutely amazing observation. Love it!
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jaymar012 days ago
+65
From Sarah Longwell at the Bulkwark:
We’re in the middle of a pretty important naval blockade standoff with a country we’ve threatened to destroy, so it seems like a weird time for the Secretary of the Navy to abruptly depart.
And by “weird” I mean, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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Dry-Amphibian12 days ago
+10
This was my first thought. What is happening when the Sec of Navy resigns in the middle of a naval blockade.
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_Cat_in_a_Hat_1 day ago
+3
I got this from a CNN article so not sure how true it is, but it seems that this happened because Phelan was "too slow" with implementing the shipbuilding renovations that Hegseth wanted. Oh and he also directly communicated with Trump several times, which made Hegseth feel ~~jealous~~ undermined. So he complained to Daddy Trump, and the glorious POTUS switly decided to fire the guy.
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WhistlerBum2 days ago
+225
John didn’t sign up for donating millions and then having to scream at admirals.
He’s got his own millions to think about. Playing Navy was supposed to be fun.
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DeepWhisper202 days ago
+200
Is he the one that told trump he cant launch nukes?
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kayl_breinhar2 days ago
+362
No, Phelan was apparently getting into routine disagreements with Kegsbreath, and the latter was afraid Phelan was trying to get *him* fired.
This means Hung Cao, a certifiable f****** lunatic, is now acting SecNav.
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elykl122 days ago
+219
How dare you accuse [witch hunter Hung Cao](https://www.businessinsider.com/hung-cao-gop-senate-candidate-virginia-witchcraft-california-african-american-2023-7) of being a lunatic?
How many sorceresses have you seen flying on brooms in the navy since he took over? That’s right- none!
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Several-Opposite-7462 days ago
+57
What an administration. Just the tip of the ice burg that includes Witch crafter, Alien abductions, Worm brains, ketamine junky, Pedophiles/Enablers, Steroid ragers, Family of sexual harassers (in this case, Lori Chavez-DeReme), Dog killer/embezzler, Alcoholic frat boy wannabe and a Nutlicker.
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d011001002 days ago
+27
Don't forget the Wafflehouse teleporter.
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inosinateVR2 days ago
+7
at least waking up at a waffle house and not remembering how you got there is something most of us can relate to
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galaapplehound2 days ago
+5
Don't forget Nazferatu. He's very important and will run in front of you at the finish line of a race too remind you.
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WaffleHouseGladiator2 days ago
+29
I misread that as Kung Lao and got excited to see a hat-tossing martial artist get confronted by reporters.
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Ahelex2 days ago
+10
"Guess I cut the press session a little short", right after decapitating several reporters in the left column.
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WaffleHouseGladiator2 days ago
+4
At least C-SPAN would be interesting.
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Maleficent-Pin67982 days ago
+2
No no, you’re thinking of Steven Cheung. He just needs the bowler to complete the fit 😂
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LumberBitch2 days ago
+8
I mean, they got Charlie so clearly he's not doing a good job
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Dolphin_King211 day ago
+1
Because of the implications!
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BroseppeVerdi2 days ago
+7
That was Dan Caine (allegedly).
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fossilnews2 days ago
+24
FWIW, that was a very poorly sourced story and to be clear I'm not a fan of this president.
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msr42day2 days ago
+37
Six pentagon and white house staffers supported this report. That's corroborated and then some.
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FinndBors2 days ago
+22
Honest question: can you supply a link?
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msr42day2 days ago
+2
US Navy Secretary Phelan fired, sources say - https://www.reuters.com/world/us-navy-secretary-phelan-fired-by-pentagon-source-says-2026-04-22/
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i_am_voldemort2 days ago
-2
SecNav is not in the chain of command.
-2
SavageSkillet2 days ago
+117
Undersecretary Hung Cao is succeeding him?!?!
Talk about burying the lead, lmao.
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beams132 days ago
+76
Man is a total lunatic.
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Royal-Branch-5671 day ago
-7
Hung Cao is a EOD Captain, Deep Sea Diver, and more of an American patriot than most. If you saw what he saw at war you just might have a few screws loose too. But please keep typing with those thumbs 👍
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beams131 day ago
+7
Lol he can be all those things and a lunatic, which he is. Dude has a crazy impressive resume and then he opens his mouth and leaves everyone wondering how he managed to accomplish anything being a total loon.
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PigFarmer12 days ago
+27
That is indeed the disturbing part of this story.
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FiveCrappedPee2 days ago
+44
It's lede but yes good point
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SavageSkillet2 days ago
+11
I have a journalism degree and I didn't know that. Broadcast, not print, but still.
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Cheech_Bluribbndiq2 days ago
-5
Taught journalism...saw the "lede" camp begin to grow about 15 years ago in textbooks. Seemed pretentious to me, a spelling for people who couldn't figure out the context of "lead".
It's still "lead"...Never surrender.
-5
blue_shadow_2 days ago
+1
Some historical context on the term: https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/bury-the-lede-versus-lead
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FiveCrappedPee2 days ago
I doubt you ever taught a god damn thing, and if you did, you should be ashamed for teaching inaccurate shit because you're lazy like chestnuts. Learn how to read and write before you "teach."
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fables_of_faubus2 days ago
Chestnuts are lazy?
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FiveCrappedPee2 days ago
+1
I invented the motherfucking question mark
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Particular_Ticket_202 days ago
+25
Now trump has to find another unqualified rich guy for his cabinet
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Diplomat_of_swing2 days ago
+27
Sorta not a great look to have the Sec. of the Navy step down in the middle of a blockade
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msr42day2 days ago
+21
And the USN is "redirecting" Iran-flagged vessels outside of ports in India, Malaysia and Sri Lanka. ADMIN47 is going to lose a USN ship because other nations are not going to tolerate having their goods redirected in their territorial waters and insurers will come after the US Government to pay for delayed receipt of goods. This is so FUBAR.
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wompical2 days ago
+13
Maybe Erika Kirk could do this. She does have previous experience advising the air force academy
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Dramatic-Set87612 days ago
+1
And I daresay she would have some experience at regulating seamen!
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RedLiteAlexi2 days ago
+11
Guys name is literally “Felon” come on man!
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paintray982 days ago
+3
Thank God I'm not alone in reading his name like that
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pres4652 days ago
+42
Paywalled. I'll guess he had the temerity to point out a blockade is an act of war.
Edit: He's a billionaire civilian appointee, not a member of the services, and he got the job for donating to Trump's campaign and hanging around Mar-a-Lago. I suspect now he just was out of his league and genuinely needed to go.
How many cabinet secretarys has he lost since he took office? Like.. this must be a record?
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full_bodied_muppet2 days ago
+63
He held on to these ones a lot longer than his first term, but the floodgates finally opened up since Noem.
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skarekroh2 days ago
+35
Not leaving. Left. He was given the choice to resign or be fired, on the spot, immediately. He's gone.
(edit: comma)
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spacecash12 days ago
+14
Dude was an unqualified finance bro who donated tons of money to Trump's campaign. No more qualified that the rest of his admin
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Draano2 days ago
+2
> No more qualified that the rest of his admin
During the first term, he chose members based on whether they looked the part in a movie cast. Billionaire Dept of Education DeVos reminded him of a schoolmarm.
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Promethia2 days ago
+8
The guy who was on Epsteins plane in 2006, that Trump appointed to this role in 2024?
That John Phelan?
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PigFarmer12 days ago
+5
What will the scandal be???
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SearchElsewhereKarma2 days ago
+5
In an administration full of a******, addicts, and crooks, Phelan might look the most like a make a wish kid in all his position-related pictures
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Neologic292 days ago
+5
I'm sure major command changes in the middle of active hostilities is a good sign.
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timesuck472 days ago
+1
Putin does it.
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raistan772 days ago
+5
He's being replaced with a witch hunter
Like actually thinks he's a witch hunter
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opajamashimasuuu2 days ago
+10
I am sure he’ll be fine being unemployed with his millions and millions of dollars and investments he had even before getting that post.
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guttanzer2 days ago
+25
In a rare credit to the Trump administration, I have to say this was a good decision.
Phelan has no line authority. The Navy Secretary's job is to build and maintain the Navy, so disagreements over deployments and/or the nukes wasn't a real issue.
Phelan's claim to fame came from a business career completely unrelated to the Navy mission. He probably got the job because he aligned with Trump's "Big Golden Fleet" vision featuring battleships, steam-catapult aircraft carriers, and other holdovers from WW II.
The Pentagon and NAVSEA have seen what that history was like and want to move into the future, with electric-drive ships, submarines, increased use of unmanned vehicles, and so on. In other words, a 21st Century Navy. Ukraine is proving that this new vision gets results. Phelan opposed all that.
The Navy's science and technology community is literally the best in the world. Their war college up in Newport has been gaming various force architectures for literally centuries. The NAVSEA extended community has literally thousands of highly specialized PhD-level engineers that have spent their entire careers sorting out estoeric problems like how to make silent propellers, rail guns, and hypersonic sea-skimming missiles. For good or bad, they are fully capable of grinding opinionated blowhards like Trump into dust with mountains of white papers and vu-graph presentations. Trump would have to purge the lot of them to get his way, but if he does what he did to the NIH he gets no new navy. They know this, and they know they are right, so he's not getting any traction there.
And then there is the shipbuilding industry. The Navy routinely contracts them to build the most complex moving machines ever invented. There are billions of dollars in every contract, so organized crime has at least a century head-start at infiltrating the shipyards. Trump's "new boss on the block" bluster isn't going to phase them in the least. So the shipyards aren't soft targets either.
Phelan had no chance. Trump's vision is completely nuts. He's a spoiled brat playing with boats in a giant tub. Pee Wee Herman could have taken Phelan down. And good riddance.
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amateur_mistake2 days ago
+20
Solid comment and interesting thoughts. However, this part is probably wrong:
> He probably got the job because he aligned with Trump's "Big Golden Fleet" vision featuring battleships
He got the job because he was a billionaire, mutual friend of trump and Epstein.
He had no experience with the Navy before getting this job in any way, shape or form. And certainly no real opinions on what ships we should be building in the future.
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guttanzer2 days ago
+5
No doubt true.
But of all the billionaires, I’ll bet he was the choice for the Navy because he pitched a tent in his pants for the return of 16” guns too. He’s consistently pushed the Big Golden Fleet fantasy.
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UnstableMabel2 days ago
+20
The administration does not get credit for removing the dangerous lout they installed in the first place
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yunus891152 days ago
+3
Phelan may have been ineffective and had an incompatible vision but what’s the next guy going to do? Phelan didn’t initiate massive RIFS (under the guise of reassignments) like the Army had, will the next guy hold back or double down and cause a massive institutional knowledge exodus from NAVSEA?
I think the answer is, no one knows yet but we’ll find out soon.
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miknob2 days ago
+5
Was it because they wouldn’t give Trump the nuclear codes?
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LordBrixton2 days ago
+4
Smart move Mister President. After all, there's nothing important going on right now with the US Nav…oh.
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cool_arrrow2 days ago
+2
"Therefore, I would consider it an honor if you would revoke my security clearance as well, so I can add my name to the list of men and women who have spoken up against your presidency."
— William McRaven, open letter to President Donald Trump, August 16, 2018[50]
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InFin08192 days ago
+1
This guy was unqualified as f*** so worst case it will be a lateral move
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Pinki-Blub2 days ago
+1
Verlassen die Ratten das sinkende Schiff?
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DantheDutchGuy2 days ago
+1
Surprised they didn’t offer Popeye the job
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billtipp2 days ago
+1
What did he get caught doing???
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Routine-Ad-11611 day ago
+1
Wrong Phelan gone, but getting closer.
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WakeTheFkUpPeople1 day ago
+1
The definition of Irony:
“Hegseth fired the Secretary of the Navy John Phelan because Phelan would not punish Senator Mark Kelly and ignore a federal judge's orders….
The judge ruled that punishing Senator Mark Kelly for:
**reminding military officers of their constitutional duty to refuse illegal orders would violate the First Amendment.**”
And now, Secretary of the Navy John Phelon is:
**reminding a military officer of their constitutional duty to refuse illegal orders as it would violate the constitution!**
We stand with you Jon Phelan.
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CurrentlyLucid2 days ago
+1
Probably stood up to trump.
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SleepingToDreaming2 days ago
This is where the true suck-ups come out of the woodwork and the ones who went along with everything up to this point to save face due to cowardice and/or convenience will flee.
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