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General Mar 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM

US rapper Mystikal pleads guilty to third-degree r*** in 2022 arrest

Posted by PrincessBananas85

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/17/us-rapper-mystikal-pleads-guilty-third-degree-r***
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TheCABK Mar 18, 2026 +92
Again? Dudes a sexual predator
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level_17_paladin Mar 18, 2026 +27
He could run for president as a republican.
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drewskidatdude Mar 18, 2026 +3
And win haha
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robaroo Mar 18, 2026 +20
FR I was like wasn’t he in prison for r*** before? Yup!
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Nice_Marmot_7 Mar 18, 2026 +4
According to the article he was facing a mandatory life sentence without the plea deal.
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DawnSignals Mar 18, 2026 +4
I read this in Riley Freeman's voice
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geenkeuse Mar 18, 2026 +1
The R kelly episode is a classic.
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Robertkr1986 Mar 18, 2026 +27
2022!?! What a slow ass legal system
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faceisamapoftheworld Mar 18, 2026 +10
Pretty sure the lead time for a murder case in my county starts at 3 years right now. That’s before any potential delays.
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St0n3yM33rkat Mar 18, 2026 +6
Meanwhile we live in a country where every policeman is given a quota to meet like there isn't enough clogging up the court systems as it is. It'd be like magic; removing every low level ticket and arrest, seeing how quickly the system would begin to function. It's almost like if we accepted that life comes with a certain degree of nonsense going on, we may actually have time to deal with and sentence the real monsters in our society.
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OpportunityKey4398 Mar 18, 2026 +12
Wasn't he already in jail?
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Njunior90 Mar 18, 2026 +13
Keep his freaky ass in jail this time. He’s a repeat offender.
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mythrowaway4DPP Mar 18, 2026 +10
what is third degree r***?
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OfficerBarbier Mar 18, 2026 +10
Louisiana statute for "simple" r*** that isn’t defined as forcible or aggravated Very Louisiana
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DieIsaac Mar 18, 2026 +7
How can r*** NOT be forcible? m
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forceku Mar 18, 2026 +9
Pills or booze/ incapacitating someone to do it
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DieIsaac Mar 18, 2026 +3
Wow discusting
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CookiesToGo Mar 18, 2026 +5
Sounds like first degree r**e to me.  
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Panikkrazy Mar 19, 2026 +2
Also threatening someone into sex
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[deleted] Mar 18, 2026 +30
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Undercover_Dave Mar 18, 2026 +3
This is the first I've ever heard of him, so I definitely think of him more as a r*** artist first and rap artist second.
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bakedveldtland Mar 18, 2026 +12
He was well known back in the early 2000s, you may have heard his song “shake ya ass” at some point and not realized it was him.
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Sayello2urmother4me Mar 18, 2026 +15
DANGER! Watch yourself mystical
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old_ironlungz Mar 18, 2026 +8
Show the inmates whatchu working with now!
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HangryHuHu Mar 18, 2026 +4
There are degrees of r***? What?!?!?
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jogoso2014 Mar 18, 2026 +7
There’s differences in severity for most crimes in the states. Was the r*** coerced, statutory, involving drugs/alcohol? Did the rapist break their arm and stab them first or later? That would all matter in sentencing and would not change the definition of a rapist.
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Physical_Ease6658 Mar 18, 2026 +1
It's a pretty fringe topic to speak so definitively. 
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jogoso2014 Mar 18, 2026
Charges are always nuanced because everyone wants wiggle room to settle.
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Physical_Ease6658 Mar 18, 2026 +1
Lol, I think you mean a plea agreement. Settlements are for civil matters.  The only wiggle room for criminal matters is how bloodthirsty the prosecutor feels that morning. Prosecutorial discretion is a very contentious topic in the legal community. 
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jogoso2014 Mar 18, 2026 +1
I wasn’t really speaking in legal terms, but yes, it’s best to use legal terms.
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ednerjn Mar 18, 2026 +7
> We can just say (what?) > I'm like a R-A-P-E-R (yeah) > Got so many S-As (S-As), S-As (huh) > Wait, he didn't just spell the word, "Rapper" > and leave out a P, did he? (Yep) Fuel ( feat .JID) - Eminem
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mimis-emancipation Mar 18, 2026 +2
“Forced her to send money to him via CashApp” WTF
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JellyButterPeanu1 Mar 18, 2026 +2
Damn. Usa is another middle eastern war and Mystikal is going to prison for r***. 
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Ghstfce Mar 18, 2026 +2
Did he DOOOOO it? You fuckin' RIGHT he did it
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Surroundedonallsides Mar 18, 2026 +2
UHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIS MAN RIGHT CHEA
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Agitated-Ad-504 Mar 18, 2026 +2
R*** has degrees? Did I miss some patch notes?
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suff0cat Mar 18, 2026 +1
Jeez, that’s not the way to Make Em Say Uhhhhh Mister Kal. Nuh uh Nuh uh
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Ruchiha109 Mar 18, 2026 +1
If you ever see me fighting a grizzly Bear helped the bear
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lvrb2134 Mar 18, 2026 +1
Damn i had the tarantula album back in the day 😭
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layla_jones_ Mar 18, 2026 +4
What a mess, he never learned anything from his past arrests. I think the only songs I had on my playlists are the Stutter remix ft Joe and Danger (Been so long) ft Nivea but I have retired those years ago after hearing about this arrest. He’s not that relevant in music anymore but let me ceremoniously mute him anyway. I hope the victim, all of his victims he made over the years, get justice. What a trash human being.
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silentbutsmedley Mar 18, 2026 +3
It’s ok to separate the art from the artist, especially if you’re not paying for it.
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