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News & Current Events Apr 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM

US to leave Iran 'pretty quickly' and return if needed, Trump tells Reuters

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Wandering_butnotlost Apr 1, 2026 +2755
We're not gonna mention anything about it for a while and just kinda see how it goes.
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Do_itsch Apr 1, 2026 +2141
Soooo.. we're back to releasing the Epstein files? 👉🏼👈🏼
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Durian881 Apr 1, 2026 +452
Cuba's next like Trump kept saying he's not supposed to say.
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Skegetchy Apr 1, 2026 +128
This fever dream has no end....
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Demi_the_Kid Apr 1, 2026 +100
The end could be impeachment and removal from office. The thing they should have done the first time. Or second time he got impeached. Maybe 3rd times the charm?
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alonghardlook Apr 1, 2026 +44
You think its a coincidence that **exactly** the necessary number of democrats opposed the War Powers act to stop the Iran War? Removal from office is not on the table, even if a blue wave happened in the midterms. You might get another strongly worded impeachment though, if you behave yourself.
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VectorObserver Apr 1, 2026 +21
Cuba and Greenland. Just read an article about the US wanting more military bases [there](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/world/europe/us-military-seeks-expansion-in-greenland.html) in Greenland.
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KimchiLlama Apr 1, 2026 +21
They will be able to get the bases. In fact, they used to have them until the U.S. abandoned them. But that’s different than annexing the entire territory. They also already have a base in Cuba. They may just be careful in occupying Cuba because then the plight of the civilians becomes a U.S. responsibility (by international law). But it’s not like the U.S. has ever cared about international law before (except when it’s applied as a matter of convenience).
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capebretoncanadian Apr 1, 2026 +8
They don't even follow their own laws anymore.
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SpecialistKangaroo Apr 1, 2026 +6
You think anybody in the Trump Administration cares about following international law?
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henchman171 Apr 1, 2026 +7
Though he was quitting NATO
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iamacheeto1 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Yeah they’re doing Cuba next, then aliens after that (I’m literally dead serious on this)
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Fastbird33 Apr 1, 2026 +5
If it gets all those Maga Cubans to move back then I’m all for it. Might turn Florida purple again
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HanlonsRazor_ Apr 1, 2026 +23
> Soooo.. we're back to releasing the Epstein files? 👉🏼👈🏼 ThatsTheNeatPartMeme.jpg: Nope.
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burndownthe_forest Apr 1, 2026 +8
No, now it's election fraud season
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Dreamlion_Inc Apr 1, 2026 +20
I’ll never forget how casually that was dropped by news outlets. The President is associated with an island that graped and trafficked kids. That should shake the fabrics of this country Yet here we are
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Ardalev Apr 1, 2026 +10
There's nothing casual about it, the media are owned by the very same people that were regulars on the island
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benludo Apr 1, 2026 +3
Verstehe auch nicht wieso das nicht der Punkt ist an dem alles endet
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Dad_Bod_Supreme Apr 1, 2026 +10
With regard to the Epstein files I say we can multi-task through just about any crisis. I have plenty of energy to be anti-war and anti-billionare pedophile cabal.
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OnDrugsTonight Apr 1, 2026 +7
Well, the Dow is still (way!) below 50,000 ("dollars"), so according to Pam Bondi we're currently allowed to talk about them.
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caserock Apr 1, 2026 +41
It's like we're all in an abusive marriage with this dumb m***********
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GotMoFans Apr 1, 2026 +6
Like Venezuela?
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redgrandam Apr 1, 2026 +524
Who cares what he ‘says’. Stop listing to anything he says. Just watch what he does, since it usually conflicts with what he has said anyways.
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newtoallofthis2 Apr 1, 2026 +110
Yep - sizeable troop buildup and train of A-10s crossing the Atlantic en route to ME….
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Dingus_Khaaan Apr 1, 2026 +22
April foooools!
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stringofword Apr 1, 2026 +1
Come on Iran. It's just a prank, bro.
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k_realtor Apr 1, 2026 +13
It's pretty annoying to hear Trump but it's for people that are trading that are going to fall for it because they're buying and selling stocks depending on what he says since he's pumping and dumping. They really need to discuss the investigation on insider stock trading, banning elected officials on trading, and the Epstein files but America's a corporation/business first, then a country that cares about it's citizens second so, it is what it is and it's not going to change. It's just not cool that other countries have to follow along. for example when BBC covers the middle east, they talk about Trump instead of show pictures of the Iranian leaders. Like imagine you read a wikipedia page about Iran and it's just constantly talking about how America was involved when it has little do with the history, pretty annoying.
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Sitchrea Apr 1, 2026 +7
One issue, though, is that the US is the aggressor. So the onus is always on the US to act right now. Hence, more news coverage. Another is that most Iranian leaders are either dead or only releasing public statements because the US will assassinate them, too.
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Sitchrea Apr 1, 2026 +9
All 4 of the US' available supercarriers are on their way to join Operation: Epic Fury. Two Marine Expeditionary Units and the 82nd Airborne are already in-theater. This is all disinformation.
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morfraen Apr 1, 2026 +5
Says they're leaving while moving another carrier group to the region.
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TheJiggie Apr 1, 2026 +4
Trump is the master of “Never let them know your next move” because he doesn’t even know what his next move is… I mean he had a conference recently where I believe he was contradicting himself over and over for the whole 40 or so minutes… He’s just waiting for someone else to feed him his next great idea…
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takeda64 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Exactly, he wouldn't be sending additional aircraft carriers if he planned to leave 'pretty quickly'. This was said to prop up the market so they can steal more.
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SarcoZQ Apr 1, 2026 +9
I don't want to see the guy at all. Take care of your geriatrics. Especially the criminal ones plunging the world in yet another crisis. 
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supercyberlurker Apr 1, 2026 +695
"We shat all over the bathroom today. We don't like to say we did if it's too early, but we did. We shat. I will be leaving the bathroom now, but I may return again soon if needed after I eat. Anyone who does not clean up the bathroom will no longer be my friend. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
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CPTNBob46 Apr 1, 2026 +138
Don’t forget that it now costs more money just for everyone else to walk past the bathroom.
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aeroxan Apr 1, 2026 +30
There is also now a troll in the bathroom that will be collecting troll tolls and will fling shit at you if you don't pay.
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mypostisbad Apr 1, 2026 +7
Gotta pay the troll toll, if you want to get into this boys soul
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pinetar Apr 1, 2026 +36
This bathroom is actually used mostly by people who work on the 4th floor and I work on the 2nd floor, and they don't want to help me clean up my shit either so they're on their own.
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bearbrannan Apr 1, 2026 +3
Now excuse me while I use the constitution to wipe my ass.
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culexus1 Apr 1, 2026 +3
I would like to congratulate him on making it the bathroom this time, almost made it!
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CleverInternetName8b Apr 1, 2026 +877
I think 80% of my use of words at this point is muttering "Jesus f****** Christ" to myself: "As for the enriched uranium still possessed by Iran, Trump said: "That's so far underground, I don't care about that." "We'll always be ​watching it by satellite," he said.
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chaos0510 Apr 1, 2026 +551
THEN WHY THE F*** DID WE INVADE 🫠 Edit: Trump is going to release the Epstein files to distract from the Iran War lol
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toothofjustice Apr 1, 2026 +345
To close the straight of Hormuz so that Russia could benefit from raised oil prices while simultaneously pointing reporters attention away from the Ukraine war?
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Flyingworld123 Apr 1, 2026 +129
And so he could have a reason to withdraw from NATO to further aid Russia’s ambitions?
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Fuck-WestJet Apr 1, 2026 +68
Let's not forget removing sanctions on Russia AND Iran, lmao
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IntrinsicGiraffe Apr 1, 2026 +31
Let's factor out the party for a second. If we just go by paper what this administration did first and 2nd term, I 💯% believe this is a Russian plant.
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fournameslater Apr 1, 2026 +25
And to make NATO the scapegoat as the reason nothing went as planned, and is now a reason to leave it. As Putin would want it.
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lightspuzzle Apr 1, 2026 +6
putins warchest was empty so he needed a hand from his friend trump.also oil companies wanted to make more money.lets not forget about the israel guy who bribed his way to a war.plenty of reasons.
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SureWouldForest Apr 1, 2026 +7
Sincere question: many many people repeatedly made the claim it was Israel pulling us/Trump into this fiasco. Are Putin and Bibi in cahoots???
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Local_Idiot_123 Apr 1, 2026 +9
Sincere answer: you and most people are looking at this in terms of geopolitics because that’s how the world used to work. The biggest powers used to be countries. Now the biggest powers are the rich and powerful who puppeteer those countries. They are not loyal to the countries they puppet any further than those countries can be manipulated for their own enrichment. “The Epstein class” is an emerging descriptor for this new framing of global power. Yes, bibi and Putin are in cahoots because they are in the Epstein class, the puppeteer class. They, and Trump, and others in this class, are benefitting.
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DepopulationXplosion Apr 1, 2026 +3
Bibi wants Iran nuked. Bibi and Lindsey Graham convinced Trump that bombing Iran would get him a Nobel Peace Prize. (or some shit like that) Putin is just going ”Never interrupt your enemy while he’s making a mistake.”
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Spudtron98 Apr 1, 2026 +5
Crashing the global economy just to give Ivan a leg-up certainly sounds like the kind of stupid shit he'd pull.
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hp433 Apr 1, 2026 +7
Don’t forget the files
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Oompa_Lipa Apr 1, 2026 +7
This is what happens when senile dictators surround themselves with yes men
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MeatImmediate6549 Apr 1, 2026 +7
It is a mistake to presume that the president can answer "Why?" to anything. He is governed primarily by whims, self-preservation and a lust for power.
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More_Bigger Apr 1, 2026 +6
Whats even funnier is 7 months ago the WH put out a press briefing or whatever saying they 1000% destroyed their nuke capabilities and that anyone saying otherwise was fake news. It would be comedy if it wasnt so concerning.
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MrPatienceX Apr 1, 2026 +3
What part of ‘mad king’ are you not following?
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SilveryDeath Apr 1, 2026 +41
> I think 80% of my use of words at this point is muttering "Jesus f****** Christ" to myself: Same. > "The United States will be "out of Iran pretty quickly" and could return for "spot hits" if needed" I'm sure Iran is super keen to make any kind of deal after hearing this. /s
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NoComfort6676 Apr 1, 2026 +55
He said that??
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Marchesk Apr 1, 2026 +96
He'll always be watching the totally **obliterated** uranium too far underground.
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TheSpeckledSir Apr 1, 2026 +35
From space, famous for its great views of underground.
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trellisHot Apr 1, 2026 +7
Spacex is all computer 
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LincolnHighwater Apr 1, 2026 +4
Obliterated but, according to him, also recoverable.
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Possible-Pea2658 Apr 1, 2026 +16
you're allowed to read the article btw
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NoComfort6676 Apr 1, 2026 +15
You're absolutely right, my bad. I mostly don't bother clicking anymore due to pay walls.
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C4dfael Apr 1, 2026 +3
Is it so farfetched for him to have said that? This is the “wettest hurricane we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water” guy, after all.
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planetarybum Apr 1, 2026 +7
So seizing it is off the table now.
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MiserableTennis6546 Apr 1, 2026 +4
It was never possible.
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kind_bros_hate_nazis Apr 1, 2026 +3
There's was never a table
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Hefty-Comparison-801 Apr 1, 2026 +12
He really said that? Wasn't it far underground before they started bombing them again and didn't the satellites work then either? Stated objectives for war: \- destroy all nuclear capacity \- regime change \- no more ballistic missiles None of those will have been accomplished, but I'm okay with putting an end to all the meaningless death.
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witchofpain Apr 1, 2026 +3
Jesus f****** Christ has become my mantra
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RealFinalWeird Apr 1, 2026 +101
People of the future are gonna look back on this period of time and legit think we had caveman brains with some kind of severe brainrot disease.
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victorspoilz Apr 1, 2026 +34
No one’s gonna talk about it because a third of the population will still get triggered and claim it was all great.
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badasimo Apr 1, 2026 +36
No joke, COVID wiped out some IQ points and continues to
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Short_all_the_things Apr 1, 2026 +4
I'm thinking that right now...
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Ok-Swimmer-2634 Apr 1, 2026 +359
\>deploy Marines to Strait of Hormuz \>leave anyway art of the deal
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sylanar Apr 1, 2026 +89
And then make a truth social post calling the marines cowards
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Jolly-Yesterday-5160 Apr 1, 2026 +22
Actually?
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Tumble85 Apr 1, 2026 +44
It hurts my soul that I genuinely can't quite tell if that's a joke anymore. 
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takesthebiscuit Apr 1, 2026 +3
If not today then somewhere in his river of shite that pours from his iPhone he will have.
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Electrical-Lab-9593 Apr 1, 2026 +19
I am sending hegseth in "boots on the ground" as a lone wolf, he caused all this , he alone can fix it. I shall be praying along side his many families thanks for your attention on this matter.
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Mormaethor Apr 1, 2026 +15
I genuinely wonder how much money it takes to move an entire carrier full of marines halfway across the world. Not even engagements, just the fuel, food, wages etc...
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Hefty-Comparison-801 Apr 1, 2026 +5
It would make sense if the enemy was worried about the Marines and capitulated so that the US could accomplish at least one major war objective. But clearly that's not the case, so - art of the deal indeed.
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Traditional-Goal-229 Apr 1, 2026 +4
And what happens if after declaring victory Iran attacks Israel or the US (with a suicide bomber). Is he just going to ignore it or be dragged in again after declaring victory? He really has no clue about geopolitics.
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vinnybawbaw Apr 1, 2026 +70
Leaving NATO, then going after Cuba, and then Greenland because he’s pissed NATO told him to f*** off with Iran.
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venomae Apr 1, 2026 +9
We will probably get "Trump thinks about pulling out of NATO, after NATO refuses to help US invade NATO" pretty soon with Greenland anyway.
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okshowcase Apr 1, 2026 +206
Literally everything is in worse shape than when he started.
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koreamax Apr 1, 2026 +15
Russia isnt
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victorspoilz Apr 1, 2026 +22
Another Shitler microcosm
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Pale_Leek2994 Apr 1, 2026 +11
Not everything. Russia is in better shape.
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omni2011 Apr 1, 2026 +92
I'm surprised his boss is letting him leave at all.
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MinoltaMiyata Apr 1, 2026 +75
The straight is shut (Russia selling fuel at higher prices), and they need Iran to keep supplying drones. Its everything his boss wants
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External-Praline-451 Apr 1, 2026 +30
And sanctions on Iran and Russia lifted.
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Hefty-Comparison-801 Apr 1, 2026 +13
Also Rubio saying yesterday that maybe they'll pull out of NATO because the allies they didn't consult leading into this war didn't participate in the war.
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Tonaia Apr 1, 2026 +15
Russia's dealing with a net negatve with the hits to their terminals recently. Prices are higher, but their ability to load those exports fell off a cliff.
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External-Praline-451 Apr 1, 2026 +24
Trump's lifted sanctions on Russia and Iran, and is now threatening to leave NATO. All of it benefits Russia.
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a_saddler Apr 1, 2026 +33
Schrödinger's Iran War
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martapap Apr 1, 2026 +64
He says something different everyday. He always does this.
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superhaus Apr 1, 2026 +23
Every word out of his mouth is a reminder that he has no idea what he is doing.
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mystic_cheese Apr 1, 2026 +36
Something something... two weeks. Something something... like no one has ever seen. Something something... no one knows more about this than me. Big tantrum. Do the opposite to the thing. Shits himself, literally. This is the routine now, right?
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ObviouslyRealPerson Apr 1, 2026 +33
Just deeply incite terrorism and split Should work out fine, totally no future consequences for sure /s
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Sometimes-funny Apr 1, 2026 +11
He wont be around for it and in the meantime he has secret service protecting him.
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SomeBaldDude2013 Apr 1, 2026 +26
I think he’s just bullshitting and manipulating the market. If we’re leaving, why are we sending in 10000 soldiers and three aircraft carriers? 
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Imaginary_Term_4606 Apr 1, 2026 +5
This is the question. We’re leaving but we did that?? Make it make sense
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ignatious__reilly Apr 1, 2026 +5
We will be back by Friday after bell
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billamazon Apr 1, 2026 +11
Oh, can the US president admit he failed? And he made Iran more relevant now than before.... They are now in control of Strait of Hormuz. What did you actually win?
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CoffeeSubstantial851 Apr 1, 2026 +18
LOL even if the US leaves Israel and Iran are still at war and will keep firing missiles at each other.
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tms88 Apr 1, 2026 +10
Bros just going through every possible scenario by the hour at this point. 🤡
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Irr3l3ph4nt Apr 1, 2026 +8
Sure, make this a geopolitical drive-by and leave the region burning and bleeding for 30 years, you dummy. Jokes aside, this is him floating the idea of pulling out to create an adverse reaction to the obviously illogical nature of the move, so the Americans feel obligated to accept a more hands on approach, since they've just said it was dumb to leave at this point.
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id10t_you Apr 1, 2026 +8
Everything this neck-vaginaed c*** touched turns to shit. I'll NEVER forgive my fellow Americans who subjected us to two terms of this f****** idiot.
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Hayes4prez Apr 1, 2026 +8
Pulling out of Iran would leave the Strait of Hormuz under Iranian control. Iran has already stated they will allow any country trading on the Yuan through the Strait. This will force everyone onto the Yuan. Which will crash the petrodollar. Which will collapse the US Bond Market. Which will collapse the US economy. Is Trump working for China?
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OB1KENOB Apr 1, 2026 +6
Every day is April Fools for this wanker
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nabilus13 Apr 1, 2026 +6
Translation: he surrenders.  As we all expected would happen.
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Simple_Mycologist679 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Jesus Christ, we already lost the war?
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FunOnFridays Apr 1, 2026 +5
So why are we sending thousands of marines if we’re leaving?
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voyagerdoge Apr 1, 2026 +6
Having achieved nothing for the price of $100b.
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Hicklethumb Apr 1, 2026 +6
Why? Did enough people stop talking about the Epstein files?
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WavyGravy04 Apr 1, 2026 +5
Trump is suffering from dementia so hard he thinks Iran is an underage girl?
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Scared-Room-9962 Apr 1, 2026 +5
This is literally the intro of Team America
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butchudidit Apr 1, 2026 +3
Damn i hate everything about trump. Cant he die already
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EmileZ Apr 1, 2026 +4
50k troops and equipment were sent on a sightseeing trip at the cost of what multiple billions?
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NuttyPutty Apr 1, 2026 +5
Great job murica! You went in there, bombed a few military personnel, and a school full of girls, raised the price of f****** everything for the rest of the world, helped russia get more war funds, and to top it off - tucked tail like a little bihh and went home. SO MUCH WINNING!
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helluvastorm Apr 1, 2026 +4
How many people died because of the orange Caligula?
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Zanos-Ixshlae Apr 1, 2026 +4
Insert gif of Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Run away!"
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DeepResearch7071 Apr 1, 2026 +5
Thank you you horrible, wicked, stupid goblin for f****** up things for the rest of us
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doolpicate Apr 1, 2026 +1
Schrodinger's Iran war.
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Reddit_2_2024 Apr 1, 2026 +1
The real proof will be when the Marines are back in Okinawa, the paratroopers are back in Fayetteville, NC and the aircraft carriers are back in home port.
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TheMightyPushmataha Apr 1, 2026 +1
“Nobody knew bombing Iran and just hoping for the best would be so complicated.” - Trump, next week.
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Five-Oh-Vicryl Apr 1, 2026 +1
So those thousands of marines are just there for a Persian excursion?
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rgvtim Apr 1, 2026 +1
not even declaring victory, just going home with a strongly worded farewell.
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Simple_Mycologist679 Apr 1, 2026 +1
Brave sir Robin,  Bravly ran away....
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gummilingus Apr 1, 2026 +3
Man, it's a good thing teleporting all those troops and aircraft carriers back and forth doesn't cost us anything!
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picknicksje85 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Damage is done.. Stay out. Screw up more lives elsewhere. Blame and insult allies some more. Disgusting PDF file.
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zeptillian Apr 1, 2026 +3
What is the point in reporting what these idiots say about Iran when it changes every 5 minutes?
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VoddieMC Apr 1, 2026 +3
So...he's running away. Again. Uncooked chicken nugget.
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AnomalyNexus Apr 1, 2026 +3
Ah so the additional carrier is arriving so that it can leave? ngl that sounds like a trump plan
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exoriparian Apr 1, 2026 +3
Literally the 'my work here is done' meme.
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apathy420 Apr 1, 2026 +3
The problem is when you stick your d*** in a hornets nest, the hornets get to decide when it’s over… not you
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BeeKayDubya Apr 1, 2026 +3
Everything this dipshit does turns to ruin. Except this time his daddy ain't there to bail him out. Still boggles my mind that Americans are that stupid to put in a leader that has literally bankrupted multiple casinos.
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Vi0lentByt3 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Russia got what it wanted so i guess we are done now( sanctions lifted and more money from oil )
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heathers1 Apr 1, 2026 +3
imagine having to give your literal life for this dipshit’s whims
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suck-it-elon Apr 1, 2026 +3
"If needed" We were never needed, all we did is murder the innocent people we claimed to support.
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QueasyKaleidoscope99 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Manipulating stock markets
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tosser1579 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Basically one of the key foreign policy goals of Iran was control of the Straight of Hormuz, Trump few in and handed it them, and then Trump leaves. Long term, Trump couldn't have done a worse job.
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Known_Limit_6904 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Tail tucked and off he fucks, captain bonespurs
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pattymonger Apr 1, 2026 +3
Sooooooooo Taco for dinner again?
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AGrandNewAdventure Apr 1, 2026 +3
"We'll return if the Epstein Files gain too much traction again."
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bbqyak Apr 1, 2026 +3
So return right after he sells some more stocks right?
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Gorilla_In_The_Mist Apr 1, 2026 +3
Why do we bother posting what he says? It's meaningless!
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camelCaseCoffeeTable Apr 1, 2026 +3
I could not care less what Trump says. The dude vacillates between polar opposite comments every hour. Who gives a f*** what this dementia riddled, lying sack of cholesterol says?
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logorrhea69 Apr 1, 2026 +3
We’re just gonna pop in and out as needed
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Numerous-Positions_5 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Typical. Trump shits his pants, then expects someone else to clean it up.
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Daysaved Apr 1, 2026 +3
WTF is "if needed"?
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LaserBeamsCattleProd Apr 1, 2026 +3
13 bases blown up, no plan after Day 3, world economy on a knife's edge with potential for worldwide famine, exponential fuel prices and WW3. Every ally pissed off, Qatar wants their jet back, billions spent, motivated generations of Anti-American sentiment in the area and world. Good job.
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MWH1980 Apr 1, 2026 +3
“So which is it?” “…yes.”
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Tammer_Stern Apr 1, 2026 +3
Looks like he’s leaving with his tail between his legs.
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CardMechanic Apr 1, 2026 +3
So what did those dead military personnel die for?
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dweaver987 Apr 1, 2026 +4
They died to distract us from the Epstein files.
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Mach5Driver Apr 1, 2026 +3
I'm sure Iran won't be prepping surprises for said return, but will be looking forward to the resumption of good-faith discussions with Trump
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Longjumping-Brick487 Apr 1, 2026 +1
What an absolute dumbass. And what absolute chuckleheads 70 million Americans turned out to be.
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PsimaNji Apr 1, 2026 +1
Create market chaos. Buy, stability. Sell. More chaos Buy and so on . What a game they are being allowed to play. This has f all to do with anything else.
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Irrelevantitis Apr 1, 2026 +1
Perfect - leave Iran open as a constant war option to use anytime they need a distraction or a market pump’n’dump.
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RayB1968 Apr 1, 2026 +1
How's that unconditional surrender working out ?
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super_fallguys Apr 1, 2026 +2
That sounds very wasteful as opposed to finishing the job during the Twelve Day War…
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MomsBored Apr 1, 2026 +2
Using schoolyard bullies as a visual. A group of rich school yard bullies pushed the guy most eager to prove himself to start a fight. The fight is now out of hand. So the guy now turns around and walks away. Leaving everyone fighting behind him.
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PWL51 Apr 1, 2026 +2
So what will be his next diversion?
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cannonman1863 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Cuba.
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Alarming_Ad9849 Apr 1, 2026 +2
USA bited more than can chew, and now is playing cool, trump is a such clown it is almost cartoonish
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Jackadullboy99 Apr 1, 2026 +2
Can we send Trump into Lunar orbit today..?
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newtoallofthis2 Apr 1, 2026 +2
Send market one way with statement, a day later act completely opposite. In the middle profit for you and your buddies 
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shooshkebab Apr 1, 2026 +2
So he wants to say this to bring the price of oil down before he invites over the Easter weekend so that the price remains low. Then when the price rockets again after the holiday, he might pull out or do some other funny TACO to try bring the price of oil down again.
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PleaseEvolve Apr 1, 2026 +2
Almost makes you appreciate trump’s first term crew. As awful as they were, they occasionally said “no” to his madness.
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twenafeesh Apr 1, 2026 +2
The pump before the dump. I don't think his speech tonight is going to be good news.
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Snarl_Marx Apr 1, 2026 +2
Trump trying to moonwalk his way out of this quagmire of his own making.
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ViLL- Apr 1, 2026 +2
The need to return should be implied!? Like wtf
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Tropical_Geek1 Apr 1, 2026 +2
Cue the song of Sir Robin.
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ChuckDeBongo Apr 1, 2026 +2
Always remember…she had a funny laugh.
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pete_68 Apr 1, 2026 +2
He's so stupid. He starts a war without any support or consultation with our allies and then gets pissed at them when they won't take part in his reckless war. What a moron. His supporters don't care. Sure he ran on no new wars. Doesn't matter. As long as liberals hate him, they're happy and they'll support whatever batshit crazy thing he wants to do. And yet liberals "hate America." Stupidity run rampant.
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unaskthequestion Apr 1, 2026 +2
Moron. Spend billions sending thousands of troops and ships there. Now what?
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Spaceship_Africa Apr 1, 2026 +2
Is this an April Fools joke?
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tvfeet Apr 1, 2026 +2
50,000+ troops in the region and we're just going to leave in 2-3 weeks having gained absolutely nothing and basically ruined things for the entire world? This was a great plan.
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175junkie Apr 1, 2026 +2
What a loser.
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4FriedChickens_Coke Apr 1, 2026 +2
What an absolute shitshow. US is a rogue superpower. Always was, I guess, but this destructive flailing around while spitting in their allies’ faces is really something to witness. I don’t think they’ll ever retain their standing after this admin, as it’s pretty clear they can’t be trusted even amongst former allies. The world truly needs to go its own way and leave these psychopaths to themselves.
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Serdones Apr 1, 2026 +2
There's gotta be something better journalists can report on related to the Iran war than Trump flip flopping on the timeline on a daily basis.
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bummed_athlete Apr 1, 2026 +2
This guy doesn't even know what he's doing from hour to hour.
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SirPhobos1 Apr 1, 2026 +2
And he'll do it on TACO Tuesday.
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End3rWi99in Apr 1, 2026 +2
We aren't sending 50,000 troops to "leave quickly". Trump team is using project manager 101 to "two week" their way through the next decade.
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Notty_PriNcE Apr 1, 2026 +2
Started a fire and then he said, "I trust you guys know where the extinguisher is."
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Serui Apr 1, 2026 +2
Redacted files almost ready for release.
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spish Apr 1, 2026 +2
I'm hungry. Anyone want TACOs?
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Secret_g_nome Apr 1, 2026 +2
Im having TACOs for lunch
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katzrc Apr 1, 2026 +2
I'm so tired of this moron
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FutureGrassToucher Apr 1, 2026 +2
One day its “were leaving”, the next were talking nukes and instituting the draft, the next, the war is over and weve destroyed them, the next, Trump threatens to destroy their energy grid. Every day is april fools day for americans, were all fools
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iamacheeto1 Apr 1, 2026 +2
TACO Tuesday. And Wednesday. And Thursday. And Friday….
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VexedCanadian84 Apr 1, 2026 +2
in other words, attack Iran when Trump needs a distraction from other bad news or to pump up the price of oil to help Putin
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armyuvamba Apr 1, 2026 +2
There is no leave and return…unless they remove all US bases from Middle Eastern countries…
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MattyBeatz Apr 1, 2026 +2
So, what was accomplished?
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the_hair_of_aenarion Apr 1, 2026 +2
A tactic to getting trump to stfu may be to start referring to him as "lead epstein coconspirator" instead of trump. He'll probably bomb fewer places if every time we have to talk about him we remind the world he's named in the epstein files more than epstein.
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RedofPaw Apr 1, 2026 +2
This situation is just like Russia: Just SAY you won. Celebrate. Then leave. If anyone asks it was a great victory. Or... you can just keep digging down, pissing everyone off and f****** everything up for no gain.
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