I thought it was over? Weird that the US markets rallied so hard today if it isn't over...are you telling me I've been lied to?
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rbialkinMar 31, 2026
+45
Month end window dressing and a short squeeze combo. Not to mention turnaround Tuesday.
Tomorrow is a new day.
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chickyloo42by10Mar 31, 2026
+20
>tomorrow is a new day
April Fools!
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isthereadrwhoMar 31, 2026
+9
Look whatever beef Iran has with Saudi Arabia. Clearly we're not involved, has nothing to do with us. We won our war with Iran, multiple times, that's been over for 15 minutes
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ThisAd7070Mar 31, 2026
+5
No way ! Trust me, I mean him, I mean them…. 🤔
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CleverInternetName8bMar 31, 2026
+5
I regret only I am completely out of money to short the market/buy oil right now (more) because this is the most obvious train coming to plow us all over I can imagine.
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ViolettaQuesoApr 1, 2026
+2
Agree. The US is peddling such utter bullshit.
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TheGhostofJTWalshMar 31, 2026
+12
Oh, so just like US school kids, is this just to make the americans feel right at home?
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+33
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[deleted]Apr 1, 2026
+11
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KinkyQuesadillaApr 1, 2026
+13
Nothing says "The negations are going great" than advising Saudi Arabia to shelter in place.
**Jesus Christ, can Congress just intact the 25th Amendment already?** We all are paying for it, not to mention the price in innocent human life of the children's school in Iran that Trump bombed with a Patriot missile and then tried to blame it on Iran.
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OneTabbyBraincellApr 1, 2026
+7
Not Saudi Arabia, just anywhere Americans in Saudi Arabia. If you're a non American there, the message is clear, stay the f*** away from Americans
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groceriesN1tripApr 1, 2026
+1
They’re using trump as a lightning rod while they enact their evil plans
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Dcammy42Mar 31, 2026
+7
I thought the US already won
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CurrentElectrical736Apr 1, 2026
+6
They will be going after Americans everywhere.
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Laughing_ZeroMar 31, 2026
+20
Just Americans should shelter in place? /s
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xxx111111111111111Apr 1, 2026
+2
yeah because as arabs in the region our lives don’t matter at all
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Prudent_Falafel_7265Mar 31, 2026
+5
Is it great yet?
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BodybuilderUpbeat786Mar 31, 2026
+12
So boots on the ground soon?
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Photodan24Mar 31, 2026
+11
As if they have any other shelters to go to. So this amounts to... don't go to Starbucks right now?
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Reddit_Loves_MisinfoMar 31, 2026
+4
Unless you're already there
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emp_sanfords_hardhatApr 1, 2026
+1
You'll die waiting in the drive-thru line before the bombs even hit.
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ShoughThePainAwayMar 31, 2026
+3
You don't know what a shelter in place order is?
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dodadolerMar 31, 2026
+2
Cool cool cool
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JgusdaddyApr 1, 2026
+1
Didn’t Trump just say they could only threaten with a BB gun now or something?
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