Oh neat. I remember reading recently how they axed some cybersecurity divisions.
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Do_itsch3 days ago
+41
Elon can take over cyber security of the US. He already took care of the wasteful spending with his meme coin team.
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ResortClear7303 days ago
+12
Maybe he will bring back ole Big Balls to fix everything.
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OddBaker3 days ago
+9
May as well put Barron in charge, idk if you’ve heard but he has unbelievable aptitude in technology and knows how to turn on a computer.
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noir_lord2 days ago
+3
It's the only thing turned on by a Trump in decades.
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rabidstoat3 days ago
+10
I think CISA issued the warning.
CISA falls under DHS and is not being paid during the continued shutdown.
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ReddFro3 days ago
+4
So.. we can thank people who should be paid but aren’t for looking out for us? Thanks you guys for that, truly. Also, seems like maybe not a great time to wage war, particularly one against a population (never really a good time for that TBH).
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MarvinFarquhar3 days ago
+4
And our Iran experts were canned just before this definitely-not-a-war.
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mohawk_673 days ago
+1
Not to worry! That was only for Russia.
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no_kids-and-3_money3 days ago
+72
None of this had to happen.
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sfearing913 days ago
+28
Correct. Just had to vote for Kamala!
Except racism, sexism and bigotry were more important than anything to millions of Americans. So they voted fascist instead.
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nobody_smart3 days ago
+7
Biden would have won. Then we'd have a polite, well mannered, confused old man as a figurehead as the puppet president instead of the utter shitshow we have now.
Trump can only beat women.
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FancyReflection79293 days ago
Yes it did. Trump is a symptom, not the cause of our problems
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+15
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Iamarealbouy3 days ago
+10
The bets on Polymarket will tell you that - that's how he and his closest friends makes a lot of money.
[https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/24/politics/iran-war-bets-prediction-markets](https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/24/politics/iran-war-bets-prediction-markets)
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Kritnc3 days ago
+23
For anyone who thinks there's a coherent strategy here — read his own words day by day.
March 14: "Please help us."
March 16: "We don't need any help at all."
March 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Full timeline with 36 days of quotes: [https://thestraitwatch.com/](https://thestraitwatch.com/)
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sil3ntwarrior3 days ago
+15
Can we just f****** not?
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exciting_one20053 days ago
+5
Damn Better keep my Windows Defender turned on!(Like seriously wt is an American supposed to do Abt it?)
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tofutak70003 days ago
+8
I can’t count how many times you guys told the world you were the greatest democracy in the world, especially in the decades after 9/11
Now you guys are stumped by the guy you elected and have no idea what to do about it?
Wow defunding your education really hit hard
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retrofrenchtoast3 days ago
+1
The US is arrogant. 9/11 brought about some strange nationalism. Defunding schools has been disastrous. Too many people support Trump. Too many people are twiddling their thumbs.
Eight million people just marched - and that’s just who officially attended. There were crowds on every street corner where I live - organic mini marches.
People are writing to their representatives, but a lot of them are bought-and-sold. People are volunteering to support undocumented immigrants in their area. People are antagonizing ICE.
The US government does not answer to the people. It answers to money. I have a good congressman and one good senator. I volunteer. I donate. I am not violent. I would surely accidentally shoot myself if I had a gun. I have no idea what to do other than try to leave
Yes. I’m stumped.
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TheAngryGoat3 days ago
> Defunding schools has been disastrous.
I'll never understand this fundamental failure of the US school system. Their schools go under-funded while they allow them all to be used as shooting ranges for free.
Seriously? Where's that American mercurial capitalist attitude gone? Charge the shooters an entrance fee and experience schools funded like never before!
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mon_sashimi1 day ago
+1
I'm still sure all these lead pipes around my neighborhood they're finally getting around to replacing are in no way correlated with poor decision making in aggregate either. I would think many of the large US cities face similar infrastructure problems at least the relatively older ones in the eastern part of the country.
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PM_wet_Ts3 days ago
+2
Head to the streets! All of you! Now!
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IaMm1N33 days ago
-5
And then we get shot. Great plan
-5
Green_Explanation_603 days ago
+3
Who’s shooting who? Wtf?
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retrofrenchtoast3 days ago
+3
8 million people just marched
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NotACyborg6662 days ago
+2
2 protestors shot out of millions of people on the street, none in the recent antiwar protests which had millions.
Compare that to protests in Iran where tons of people get shot or arrested every time they protest.
The people have minimal say in their government because everyone who can run for elected office is handpicked by a group appointed by their supreme leader. People living under a better democracy shouldn’t be less brave than those in a dictatorship
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Rojixus3 days ago
+6
Cyber attacks from Iran, or cyber attacks from the federal government claiming it was Iran?
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miskdub3 days ago
+5
f*** trump
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ciopobbi3 days ago
+3
I like winning so much!
At least I’m being very owned. So, I hope that helps.
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Animal_Machine3 days ago
+3
Artemis astronauts should just refuse to turn around
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smack54az3 days ago
+3
Baron is so good at the cyber he's now in charge.
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Broad-Lobster74703 days ago
+3
If only we had some sort of systems in place to counter such threats !?!
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picknicksje853 days ago
+5
Winning..
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Ditka853 days ago
+4
Here come the false flags.
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Grogon23 days ago
+1
If he doesn't taco, should I search shelter in europe too somehow?
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schu4KSU3 days ago
+1
The enemy gets a vote.
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WloveW3 days ago
+1
I live in Phoenix and I worry every summer about our power even without looming threats because of an unjust war. We live in an inhospitable land, similar to the Iraqi people. Their leaders seem more sane tho
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PhiloLibrarian3 days ago
+1
Iran will retaliate by attacking US cyber infrastructure and Trump will try to completely give the country over to Israel… before Nov of course.
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Weskit3 days ago
+1
I hope it doesn’t happen. But if it does, I’ll admit we deserve it.
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fartsonyourmom3 days ago
If only this was preventable. Thank goodness we have a great cyber security system. /s
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