Vance to lead US delegation to Iran talks on Saturday

So we already know the talks are going to fail

Ah yes, JD, the greatest diplomatic asset :`)

Trump may have already Taco'd on this decision [Trump says Vance may not attend peace talks in Pakistan over safety concerns](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5822016-trump-iran-peace-talks/)

So the price of gas has nearly doubled, and rather than focusing on America first as they promised, our VP is campaigning for a foreign head of state? Make it make sense 🤦🏽‍♂️

Trade Offer⚠️ I receive: Oil You Receive: JD Vance

all iran needs to do is wear a suit and say thank you....vance will build them a nuke by hand.

Busy man, working against American interests first in Hungary, now in Pakistan. Thank you for your disservice.

he is leading the delegation to talks which he will not attend because of security concerns.

Guy Liner I’m sure they’ll appreciate his lectures. This is destined for another US embarrassment.

He’ll apply his best eyeliner for the occasion

Lol, this administration is just chocked full of losers and loser energy.

I don't know that his aggrieved chiding will carry as well in Iran as it does with his MAGA base.

I can’t believe Iran would let him in especially after what happened to the Pope.

He is in charge of fraud. 

Sounds like Trump thinks he's expendable.

The first thing Vance is going to do is make the Iranians say “Thank You” for handing Iran complete control over the Straits of Hormuz.

They are sending Temu Neville Chamberlain to tweet “Peace in our time!” What a pathetic excuse

I can think of no one better to represent the average intelligence level of the current administration, that hasn't been fired already.

Some predicted that Trump would send JD for this negotiation and it turns out they were right. Now, let's see how this plays out. Would there be an agreement or will we get a JACO (JD variant of TACO)?

God damn, from what I’ve seen JD can only stonewall and escalate… Has he ever compromised or negotiated in good faith? I feel like if Trump did this meeting, there’d be a chance. This signals to me this war is not done.

Great. The biggest, most submissive, p**** of all time leading the talks.

Ah, so they send an assassin. First the pope - then iranian leadership.

So, Trump will say peace is inevitable and talks went well and then sometime around 9:30 EST after multiple high level trades have been made on Monday, it will all go to shit again.

Man, how did he piss off Trump?

the news media is just state propaganda and shouldn't be taken at face value. The fact that everyone is taking the trump regime seriously is frustrating when they have been lying and it's all market manipulation. However, oil is a real resource and eventually we are going to have a shortage and it's going to be a full blown crisis. This is like pre-covid when the average American was going about like normal while the world was feeling the full brunt of Covid. The oil shortages happenings in Japan and other places are going to hit us as we burn through our reserves. My family was quarantining before things got serious then, and implore anyone reading this to prepare themselves for panic buying of gas and prices reaching unsustainable levels.

I picture Vance walking into an empty room, a la Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.

You Go Girl! 

Is this to ensure someone doesn’t get trigger happy and drop an explosive surprise on the talks?

What talks? the ceasefire already collapsed.

Jesus, do we not have anyone else? is the turkey they pardoned not available?

Right after he gets done helping the big boss in Hungry…

Vance should have a call with Israel beforehand and remind Israel to stop carpet bombing Lebanon.

Iran's gonna have the best looking couch put out for him

Another victory for Iran. This was in their requests. JD Vance is anti-Mideast wars.

What if they don’t want blow jobs?

That’s so adorable!

Hopefully JD remembers to say thank you.

Good to move forward keeping expectations very low.

They're going to kill him.

Don’t forget that Thiel wants JD to be prez, this is just practice.

Iran is preparing a delegation of couches to meet JD Vance at the hotel 🏩

2 religious fanatics trying to find a solution? That always goes well.

Sweet. James Bowman time. Come in loser. Make it worse. Try!

Half a chance a certain country bombs it.

It’s like management firing all the people who know how things work and try to do it themselves. Colossal failure all around with this administration.

Vance - the guy who can’t even order a f****** box of donuts 

LOL the couch f***** is going to get humiliated again. 🍿

How's this going to work when both sides are basing off their crease-fire agreement on a completely opposite list of non-negotiable demands??  And it's not like the US had been particularly good about following through on agreements, and even used talks previously as a ruse to buy time when they were already intent on attacking Iran from the beginning. 

It's better than Trump, literally anything looks like a god compared to him. Biden was pretty useless but Biden looks better than Lincoln next to Trump. Vance knew this too, he sold his soul for it, but he will look like another Reagan to Republicans after Trump is gone

Well that’s a relief. I was worried they’d send a total idiot.

It would be fking amazing if JD Vance wins the Nobel Peace Price next year for this peace deal lmaoo

In a separate news report, Pakistan removes all couches from hotels.

Thought the talks started Friday.

If negotiations don't stall out, Vance will really earn a feather in his cap - and it's a big show of faith from the US to send the VP to negotiate. It certainly means they're taking it seriously. If Trump doesn't finish his term, I don't think I'd be too disappointed in a Vance caretaker presidency.