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AcidaliaPlanitia Apr 21, 2026 +460

Trump: "We're 99% of the way to a deal where we get everything we want." Iran: "We won't even talk to you."

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Sub-Mongoloid Apr 21, 2026 +130

Eerily similar to how he pursues women.

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Silky_Mango Apr 21, 2026 +48

Grab em by the diplomacy or something

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Sub-Mongoloid Apr 21, 2026 +38

Diplomussy, sorry.

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Silky_Mango Apr 21, 2026 +15

He’s out of line but he’s right

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moofie74 Apr 21, 2026 +6

Goddamn it you’re right.

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arul20 Apr 22, 2026

Meanwhile Iran grabbed him by his Hormuz. He's easy to bully if you're not a 14 year old girl.

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BubbleNucleator Apr 22, 2026 +4

> women. and young girls.

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munchi333 Apr 21, 2026 -25

You’re falling for Iran propaganda, good one.

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AcidaliaPlanitia Apr 21, 2026 +18

Lmao what? The first one is pretty much a direct quote from Trump, and we know for a fact they're miles apart on key points. F*** Iran and all, but Trump is blatantly lying to the entire world.

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leyland1989 Apr 21, 2026 +11

You gotta admit the PR and propaganda machine behind Trump has been extremely effective and successful... As a non-american, the most fascinating part about all these is not how stupid Trump is, it's how the people who support him keep interpreting his demented mumbles as something of genius or intelligence. Calling out naysayers as brainwashed/woke while they are falling for Trump's propaganda without even realising it.

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srhMayheM Apr 21, 2026 +36

Shouldn’t Rubio be doing this shit?

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oneofthehumans Apr 21, 2026 +20

I would think so. It sure as hell shouldn’t be Kushner, I know that. Why would Iran want to talk to the presidents idiot son in law

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urania3 Apr 21, 2026 +12

You would think so. But Iran doesn't want to deal with Rubio, he's too much of a hawk. My understanding is Iran requested Vance specifically, as he is the only real dove about oversea military operations.

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SilentRhubarb1515 Apr 21, 2026 +2

Also he’s actually competent, they want to deal with the clown car directly

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ProbablySlacking Apr 21, 2026 +1

He’s too busy being the Easter bunny.

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arvigeus Apr 21, 2026 +197

Probably they concluded that being bombed is more preferable than dealing with this administration.

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ElTejon_TheDestroyer Apr 21, 2026 +54

You say it like it is either/or

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cybaz Apr 21, 2026 +23

At least this way they get bombed without having listen to JD Vance ask why they didn't say thank you.

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Romanopapa Apr 21, 2026 +5

By being bombed, there’s at least a slim chance of not dying. But meeting with JD Vance….

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lateread9er Apr 21, 2026 +35

They will get threatened regardless of a deal. This guy blows with the wind. Everything he touches makes us worse off.

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PaleInTexas Apr 21, 2026 +20

Well.. this administration also bombs people who show up for negotiations so.. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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terrorrier Apr 21, 2026 +4

Can’t deal with liars who never pay up.

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putin_my_ass Apr 21, 2026 +3

As if dealing with this administration means you *won't* get bombed.

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lgx Apr 21, 2026 +3

Or they found they had cards

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Skeeter_206 Apr 21, 2026

They always knew they did, they wanted to work towards a peace deal because they respect Pakistan and China and that's what those countries preferred. However Trump decided he would institute a full blockade on their ports during peace talks, which is a blatant act of aggression, so I'm not sure how anyone expects the ceasefire to continue.

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tophergraphy Apr 21, 2026 +2

Wonder if they're intentionally dicking around here - they know Trump is going to claim victory, and then backtrack, and rinse and repeat... eventually even fox news watchers will be confused why this thing is still going on months later.

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Eagle1337 Apr 22, 2026 +1

I mean they got bombed twice while talking, what's going to happen the third time? Not get bombed?

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niknacks Apr 21, 2026 +62

JD has to be stoked he doesn't get to fail on the world's stage again

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Marijuana_Miler Apr 22, 2026 +10

At this point you might believe Vance likes being embarrassed in public.

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sleeplessinreno Apr 21, 2026 -18

He needs to go back to the senate where he belongs. Edit: lol y'all give the VP of the US more credit than they're worth.

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revolvingpresoak9640 Apr 21, 2026 +40

He doesn’t belong in government at all. He should be changing someone’s oil at most.

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Blackwidow_Perk Apr 21, 2026 +16

Like I’d even let him touch my car I heard what he does to furniture

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jondubb Apr 21, 2026 +4

"Nothing wrong with a little bit of me lubricating your pistons" - Vance, probably

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sleeplessinreno Apr 21, 2026 -2

Sure man, but unfortunately he’s the vice president. And the vice president’s one and only duty is to be the speaker of the senate. Jimbo, is lucky they let him leave the house.

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gmen6981 Apr 21, 2026 +3

Ohioan here, No thanks. We already have the corrupt used car salesman and former Lieutenant Governor who was part of the largest corruption scandal in State history. We sure as Hell don't want the couch f***** back.

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sleeplessinreno Apr 21, 2026

Trumpty dumpty, can send him on as many field trips he wants. However, based on the US’s own laws, Iran, or any other nation, is under no obligation to recognize him as a vassal of the state. So, unless grandpa or baby Marco wanna show up to the table and be serious; nothing is going to get done.

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GTor93 Apr 21, 2026 +38

He's been grounded by Trump.

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lostroadrunner22 Apr 21, 2026 +16

Go sit on that couch, over there. No, the far one.. way, way over there.

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drinkduffdry Apr 21, 2026 +21

Don't threaten JD with a good time

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beekersavant Apr 22, 2026 +1

“Has the far couch been ‘treated’ for Mr Vance?” “Yes Sir. Scotch-guarded and wrapped in plastic.”

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UbiSububi8 Apr 21, 2026 +42

If only the United States and Iran had telephones or videophones or any other technology to make direct (or indirect) communications possible without meeting in Pakistan. Such a shame.

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cutcss Apr 21, 2026 +21

Is it really a diplomatic talk if you don't fear at least a little that your enemies will try to poison you during the meeting?

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TaintedPaladin9 Apr 21, 2026 +6

Eh historically killing diplomats or emissaries is a good way to have your land salted.

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BlackNova169 Apr 22, 2026 +3

Didn't we drop a missile on one of Iran's diplomats /leaders during his first term?

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Full-Ear87 Apr 21, 2026 +1

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peepee2tiny Apr 21, 2026 +12

The future of the world and world war 3 hangs in the balance while JD Vance says "can you see my screen?" While Kushner chimes in with " I think you're on mute"

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jazir55 Apr 21, 2026 +1

>If only the United States and Iran had telephones or videophones or any other technology to make direct (or indirect) communications possible without meeting in Pakistan. Two cans and a string is the best they can do

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-watdahel Apr 22, 2026 +1

Iran leadership isn't going to reveal their IP address and GPS location after two previous bombings during negotiations

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HarEr89 Apr 21, 2026 +22

The IRGC have the real power and are running the show in Iran.

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Easik Apr 21, 2026 +13

If he isn't headed there already, then there probably isn't anymore talks happening. Iran says it will resume attacks if the blockade is still in effect at the end of the ceasefire. The US also claims it's "locked and loaded", so I guess more attacks are coming in the next 24 hours.

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CutTheCrapDotCom Apr 21, 2026 +4

Why would the Iranians engage in peace talks? They didn't start this war and clearly have the upper hand.

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macross1984 Apr 21, 2026 +6

Don't bother sending Vance. It'll be a waste of time.

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Guilty_Flan_96 Apr 21, 2026 +3

It’s also offending. I’m not even joking

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Idiot_Savant_13 Apr 21, 2026 +3

Is anyone really surprised that the Bone Spurs administration is having trouble gaining or grokking basic "consent"?

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lgx Apr 21, 2026 +5

Now we know who has the cards and who desperately wants a deal

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Boys4Ever Apr 21, 2026 +18

Seems perhaps Iran wanting to hurt us financially and politically have figured out getting bombed and keeping the strait closed works. Longer this last the more pain we incur and that can’t be good come midterms. Only card left is to beg them to end what we started. The irony.

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Aliensinmypants Apr 21, 2026 +11

I mean the terms of the past ceasefires and agreements haven't been kept. We are basically asking them to give in to what we want while offering nothing in return... It doesn't take a genius strategist to figure that out, it's just horrible for the regular folks involved

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Boys4Ever Apr 21, 2026 +1

Bombing them to take advantage of a gathering while still under negotiations does leave a bad taste and why I was surprised when this ceasefire was signed yet not surprised when Israel kept dropping bombs in Lebanon. How does anyone trust each other after that. He can lie and declare victory. Technically has. Time to pull up anchor and get our kids back. Not like his will ever see action.

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Corporatecut Apr 21, 2026 +6

I hope they try to bribe him with a sectional

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Dry_Werewolf_1597 Apr 21, 2026 +14

What has the administration done to foster trust with the Iranians?

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BOHIFOBRE Apr 21, 2026 +20

Or anyone else on earth?

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Kendertas Apr 21, 2026 +10

What do mean? Are you saying that there are consequences to suprise bombing them the last two times they where negotiating with the US? Or unilaterally pulling out of the last deal Iran spent two years negotiating, and was complying with?

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troncalonca Apr 21, 2026 +6

Attacked an iranian ship during the truce?

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fec2245 Apr 21, 2026 -5

Iran attacked ships as well…

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Aliensinmypants Apr 21, 2026 +8

Because the US didn't lift their blockade when Iran agreed to open the Strait. The US is trying to create so much chaos that they make Iran look bad again, when it's them and Israel that's f****** the agreements up

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fec2245 Apr 21, 2026 +2

I would think attacking an Indian tanker going between from Iraq and India would be considered sowing chaos. Maybe if Iran doesn’t want to look bad they shouldn’t have done it

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Aliensinmypants Apr 21, 2026 +5

Because they got tricked into allowing traffic through the strait under false pretenses... The US should hold up their end of the bargain if they want to be taken seriously

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fec2245 Apr 21, 2026

They didn’t get tricked, what are you talking about? The US didn’t announce ending the blockade. Iran’s FM announced the strait was open and got immediate pushback from IRGC aligned sources.

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Aliensinmypants Apr 21, 2026 +6

What are you talking about? Why would Iran agree to open the strait if the whole world can use it except for them??

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fec2245 Apr 21, 2026 +2

I’m describing what happened, you can speculate what the FM’s strategy was. Or maybe DM him

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Aliensinmypants Apr 21, 2026 +4

Sure I totally believe you were in the room or got briefed. Iran closed the strait again immediately after the US announced their blockade would remain in place after the deal. Implying that terms were not kept

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rabidstoat Apr 21, 2026 -2

They haven't fostered trust either.

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Dry_Werewolf_1597 Apr 21, 2026 +3

The US called it diplomacy. Iran called it a trap. Then we proved them right

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fec2245 Apr 21, 2026 -3

So should the US refuse to participate in peace talks?

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rabidstoat Apr 21, 2026 -1

No. Merely pointing out that if attacking during a ceasefire doesn't foster trust for Iran, neither does it foster trust when the US does it.

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fec2245 Apr 21, 2026 +2

So you think it'd be justified if Trump refused to negotiate because the IRGC shot at the Indian tankers? Almost all wars end in negotiations, they're usually not high trust environments.

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rabidstoat Apr 22, 2026 +1

Nope. I think they should negotiate, the trick is finding something that they can both tout as a win. But settling the conflict in negotiation would be better than with bombs.

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skipca Apr 21, 2026 +2

So… _next_ Tuesday, not this Tuesday.

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Maleficent_Owl_7001 Apr 21, 2026 +2

There needs to be a deepfake of Vance climbing up steps to a plane and then walking back down over and again.

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ThE_LAN_B4_TimE Apr 21, 2026 +3

Incoming threats from dipshit Donnie in 5,4,3....

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OkStop8313 Apr 21, 2026 +2

Again?

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Mother_Airline_6276 Apr 21, 2026 +2

Tired of wasting their time, I imagine.

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LonelyChannel3819 Apr 21, 2026 +1

A real shame, that… He’s been so effective thus far.

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ImpulseAfterthought Apr 21, 2026 +1

I wonder if he feels himself being thrown under the bus in real time.

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blackacevoid Apr 21, 2026 +2

Well….it is tuesday today

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topazco Apr 21, 2026 +1

“Where is Babu? Show me Babu!”

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FartyFartsMD Apr 21, 2026 +1

The couch f***** is being used as a prop. JP Mandel gets no respect from the orange pedophile.

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SpookyB1tch1031 Apr 21, 2026 +1

Can we just send him and leave him there?

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Jonnyflash80 Apr 21, 2026 +1

Jesus Christ! Just go already coward!

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-watdahel Apr 22, 2026 +1

In a weird turn of events Trump asks Iran to list their demands

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OriginalGoldstandard Apr 22, 2026 +1

Filling for the Taco

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awesumpawesum Apr 22, 2026 +1

🎶 TACO TACO MAN🎶

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wrxninja Apr 22, 2026 +1

Exactly and why are all these news outlets are claiming the peace is 'near'??? JFC.

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FingerCommon7093 Apr 22, 2026 +1

Bet if they told him they had luxury couches in his hotel room that he would fly over.

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irdrama Apr 22, 2026 +1

Send Obama , not a couch f*****

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WontArnett Apr 22, 2026 +1

Sending Vance to a “peace talk” is like sending Hugh Hefner to a place he can’t wear silk robes.

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Tight-Courage-3182 Apr 21, 2026 +1

'Iran refuses to commit to peace talks' as if it wasn't the US that f****** bombed them in the middle of f****** negotiations.

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FuckingColdInCanada Apr 21, 2026 +1

I too would rather die than have to listen to JD Vance for one f****** second. Mascara wearing emo b****.

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O-parker Apr 21, 2026 +1

Ping Pong leadership…why doesn’t Mr art of a deal go himself and wrap it up in just a couple days….oh yeah he’s a phony, lying, narcissistic turd.

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TortyPapa Apr 21, 2026 +1

War will be over once Iran has the Epstein files.

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RamBamBooey Apr 21, 2026 +1

Why would Trump end the war before his meeting with China? He wants to hold the Straight of Hormuz as a bargaining chip.

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RuffTuff Apr 22, 2026 +1

Iran currently holds the strait of Hormuz. It didn’t before now it does. Also … this war is on because Trump wanted a bargaining chip against China for this visit? That is the worst geo political strategy ever. Ai chips, Taiwan, Japan, the indo-pacific, India as leverage are all leveraged trump could use….. but here we are

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AssMilker9000 Apr 21, 2026 +1

Time for taco tuesday.

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Sneakywulf1984 Apr 21, 2026 +1

The art of the deal! Anyway already confirms that the IRGC are running the country.

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Ultra_Metal Apr 21, 2026 -2

The Islamic Republic is led by a gang of delusional, warmongering psychos.

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TeilzeitOptimist Apr 22, 2026 +3

Which war did Iran start?

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RuffTuff Apr 22, 2026 +1

The one that they didn’t cave in when the first bombs fell… duh. /s

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Traditional_Cry8075 Apr 21, 2026 -2

I know, why don't we curb WWIII by sending a hillbilly to Islamabad. That should work

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RichieLT Apr 21, 2026 -1

Incoming trump tweet in 3..2..1

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seweso Apr 21, 2026 -2

That title….

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Vance's Pakistan trip on hold as Iran refuses to commit to peace talks

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